David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson rumored to be living together

[David]

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2012/08/gillian-anderson-and-david-duchovny-dating-report-dust-off-your-x-files-fan-fiction.html

Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny dating report: Dust off your 'X
Files' fan fiction
By Carina Adly MacKenzie

Well, "X Files" fans, it appears that if you want something hard
enough and long enough -- if you just believe -- it may actually come
true.

This might be proof that the collective fandom 'shipper hive mind is
more powerful than we ever imagined, so dust off that old
Mulder/Scully fan fiction you posted on your favorite AOL message
boards.

Gillian Anderson and longtime partner Mark Griffiths recently
"amicably" split, her rep confirms to Us Weekly. The couple has two
sons together, age 5 and age 3, but never wed.

David Duchovny quietly split from wife Tea Leoni after his sex
addiction forced him into rehab in 2008.

And now a "source" confirms to CelebDirtyLaundry.com that Gillian and
David are living together in Los Angeles. As "lovers."

Yes, that's the word used. Lovers.

Of course, it's just a rumor, as there's no way for us to confirm that
CDL's source isn't living in their basement fervently re-reading that
fan fiction you posted 15 years ago, but hey, it's fun to dream,
right?

[wolfagain]

On Aug 8, 7:56 pm, David <dimla...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2012/08/gillian-anderson-and-david-duch...

".....the couple has 2 sons TOGETHER...." not hardly...post should
read... couple has two sons via the help of a normal man and woman who
probably needed the money for drugs.

[Your Name]

In article <ik262810ud56avr9u...@4ax.com>, David
<diml...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
<snip>

>
> And now a "source" confirms to CelebDirtyLaundry.com that Gillian and
> David are living together in Los Angeles. As "lovers."
>
> Yes, that's the word used. Lovers.

David Duchovny is a sex-crazed looney toon. Anything with an appropriate
sized hole in it (i.e. miniscule) is his "lover". :-\

Mind you, Gillian Anderson isn't that much better. They both went a bit
nutso when they "hit the big time" with The X-Files

[Mason Barge]

On Wed, 08 Aug 2012 20:56:56 -0400, David <diml...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2012/08/gillian-anderson-and-david-duchovny-dating-report-dust-off-your-x-files-fan-fiction.html
>
>Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny dating report: Dust off your 'X
>Files' fan fiction
>By Carina Adly MacKenzie
>
>Well, "X Files" fans, it appears that if you want something hard
>enough and long enough -- if you just believe -- it may actually come
>true.
>
>This might be proof that the collective fandom 'shipper hive mind is
>more powerful than we ever imagined, so dust off that old
>Mulder/Scully fan fiction you posted on your favorite AOL message
>boards.
>
>Gillian Anderson and longtime partner Mark Griffiths recently
>"amicably" split, her rep confirms to Us Weekly. The couple has two
>sons together, age 5 and age 3, but never wed.
>
>David Duchovny quietly split from wife Tea Leoni after his sex
>addiction forced him into rehab in 2008.

How long until Kristin Stewart gets involved?

[Steve Bartman]

On Thu, 09 Aug 2012 09:00:38 -0400, Mason Barge <mason...@gmail.com>
wrote:

After Tea anyone is a trade down.

Steve

[Rich]

Steve Bartman <sbar...@visi.com> wrote in

>>>David Duchovny quietly split from wife Tea Leoni after his sex
>>>addiction forced him into rehab in 2008.
>>
>>How long until Kristin Stewart gets involved?
>
> After Tea anyone is a trade down.
>
> Steve
>

Maybe he got tired of the stick figure?

[Remysun]

Is it Sculder or Mully?

[Your Name]

In article
<47754c8a-f546-4e34...@w8g2000vbx.googlegroups.com>,

Remysun <remys...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Is it Sculder or Mully?

More like Scumy and Elder these days. ;-)

[Dimensional Traveler]

Moldy Scully?

[marcus]

On Aug 10, 10:26 pm, Dimensional Traveler <dtra...@sonic.net> wrote:
> On 8/10/2012 7:04 PM, Your Name wrote:> In article

> > <47754c8a-f546-4e34-9007-f6814e4c0...@w8g2000vbx.googlegroups.com>,

> > Remysun <remysun2...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >> Is it Sculder or Mully?
>
> > More like Scumy and Elder these days.  ;-)
>
> Moldy Scully?

Trust No One

[Don Bruder]

In article <5025c2d4$0$7154$742e...@news.sonic.net>,

<googles "Brain bleach + free shipping">

--
Email shown is deceased. If you would like to contact me by email, please
post something that makes it obvious in this or another group you see me
posting in with a "how to contact you" address, and I'll get back to you.

[Rob Jensen]

On Thu, 09 Aug 2012 18:35:36 +1200, Your...@YourISP.com (Your Name)
wrote:

Gillian Anderson was always nutso. She was literally a punk when she
was a teenager -- complete with blue mohawk.

-- Rob

[Rob Jensen]

On Thu, 09 Aug 2012 13:05:40 -0500, Steve Bartman <sbar...@visi.com>
wrote:

If by trade down, you mean trade up, then yes. Ugh. Leoni couldn't
have more obviously plastic breasts if she had gone to the same
surgeon that killed Kanye's mother.

-- Rob

[Ian J. Ball]

In article <g7tg28tafa1q2bn0i...@4ax.com>,

+1

--
"Surf-crazed aliens... Of course." - Amber, "Alien Surf Girls",
Episode #1.1, "Wipeout".
Wait a minute... "Of course"?! "*Of course*"?!! Did I miss a step here??!!

[BTR1701]

In article <g7tg28tafa1q2bn0i...@4ax.com>,
Rob Jensen <Shut...@aol.com> wrote:

And apparently a self-admitted tremendous slut. She said she went
through a phase in her youth where she'd basically have sex with anyone.
All you had to do was ask. I guess her and Duchovny ought to complement
each other well.

[Dano]

"Rob Jensen" wrote in message
news:g7tg28tafa1q2bn0i...@4ax.com...

Gillian Anderson was always nutso. She was literally a punk when she
was a teenager -- complete with blue mohawk.

==========================================

I'd literally bet anything that Gillian doesn't care even a little bit about
who you are or aren't banging.

Which puts her way above you on the sanity scale. :)

[Alan Smithee]

Rob Jensen wrote:
> If by trade down, you mean trade up, then yes. Ugh. Leoni couldn't
> have more obviously plastic breasts if she had gone to the same
> surgeon that killed Kanye's mother.
>
> -- Rob

David Duchovny & Tea Leoni Split

It was almost universally thought the pair were having marital troubles
over Duchovny's sex addiction,
for which he went to rehab. While that may very well have been a factor,
the couple have actually been
split for a while now over another issue.

Duchovny separated from Leoni after finding explicit text messages to
her from Billy Bob Thornton.

http://jeffords.blogspot.ca/2008/10/david-duchovny-tea-leoni-split-it-was.html

[Mason Barge]

You'd have to be a "leg man" to marry Tea Leoni in the first place.

The boob job is bad, though. I thought she was fairly sexy before.

[Rob Jensen]

That's what I was thinkin'.

Also, the other thing I was thinkin' about Anderson: if/when they
eventually break up, I HAVE A CHANCE!

(And so does everybody else of each gender. Darn.)

-- Rob

[Steve Bartman]

On Mon, 13 Aug 2012 12:45:05 -0400, Mason Barge <mason...@gmail.com>
wrote:

I dunno. I like her because she's intelligent.

Steve

[anim8rFSK]

In article <ujci28pbdg9dlotro...@4ax.com>,

I don't *want* a chance. You can have mine.

Don't feel obliged to double count my RATTY votes or anything. This is
not intended to be a bribe.

--
"Every time a Kardashian gets a TV show, an angel dies."

[Rob Jensen]

On Wed, 08 Aug 2012 20:56:56 -0400, David <diml...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>This might be proof that the collective fandom 'shipper hive mind is
>more powerful than we ever imagined, so dust off that old
>Mulder/Scully fan fiction you posted on your favorite AOL message
>boards.

Y'know, given that both Duchovny and Anderson are pervy, they
represent the best chance ever(!) for people who have no business
wondering about celebrities' sex lives (basically everybody) have of
getting a sex tape featuring *both* romantic leads from a hit TV
series or movie.

-- Rob

[Dimensional Traveler]

On 8/12/2012 9:28 PM, Ian J. Ball wrote:
> In article <g7tg28tafa1q2bn0i...@4ax.com>,
> Rob Jensen <Shut...@aol.com> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 09 Aug 2012 18:35:36 +1200, Your...@YourISP.com (Your Name)
>> wrote:
>>> In article <ik262810ud56avr9u...@4ax.com>, David
>>> <diml...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>> <snip>
>>>>
>>>> And now a "source" confirms to CelebDirtyLaundry.com that Gillian and
>>>> David are living together in Los Angeles. As "lovers."
>>>>
>>>> Yes, that's the word used. Lovers.
>>>
>>> David Duchovny is a sex-crazed looney toon. Anything with an appropriate
>>> sized hole in it (i.e. miniscule) is his "lover". :-\
>>>
>>> Mind you, Gillian Anderson isn't that much better. They both went a bit
>>> nutso when they "hit the big time" with The X-Files
>>
>> Gillian Anderson was always nutso. She was literally a punk when she
>> was a teenager -- complete with blue mohawk.
>
> +1
>

You had a blue mohawk too?

[Dano]

"Rob Jensen" wrote in message

news:uv1j28tppjcm3qa16...@4ax.com...

=============================================

Woo boy! Had me at pervy. Cool.

[Alan Smithee]

Steve Bartman wrote:

>> You'd have to be a "leg man" to marry Tea Leoni in the first place.
>>
>> The boob job is bad, though. I thought she was fairly sexy before.

> I dunno. I like her because she's intelligent.

Right up until she married Duchovney.

[Your Name]

In article <5029bf35$0$70344$742e...@news.sonic.net>, Dimensional

Blue is *SO* last century. I had a green mohwak. ;-)

[BTR1701]

In article <k0cq73$e32$1...@speranza.aioe.org>,

She married him?

[Alan Smithee]

>> Right up until she married Duchovny.

> She married him?

Spouse
Neil Joseph Tardio, Jr. (1991 - 1995)
David Duchovny (1997 - present)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T%C3%A9a_Leoni

[anim8rFSK]

In article <atropos-7D8EE9...@news-europe.giganews.com>,

Still is married to him.

[suzeeq]

Tea Leoni, not Gillian Anderson.

[Steve Bartman]

On Tue, 14 Aug 2012 03:10:29 -0300, Alan Smithee <al...@last.inc>
wrote:

I think he's pretty intelligent too, notwithstanding his other
personality features. And a decent sense of humor, which women tend to
like after the heat fades a bit.

Steve

[Mason Barge]

Tea Leoni and Gillian Anderson are having an affair?

[suzeeq]

Nooo, Tea is married to Duchovny.

[shawn]

On Tue, 14 Aug 2012 14:09:27 -0400, Mason Barge <mason...@gmail.com>
wrote:

If David had his way they probably would.

[Jim G.]

anim8rFSK sent the following on Mon, 13 Aug 2012 14:11:59 -0700:

He can have mine, too. I loved Scully, but never particularly cared for
Anderson. And even Scully did nothing for me in the "let's see her
nekkid" department. I liked her mind, but stubby little legs have never
done much for me...

> Don't feel obliged to double count my RATTY votes or anything. This is
> not intended to be a bribe.

You can vote for me if you want. Is there a proxy setting for all of
this? :)

--
Jim G. | Waukesha, WI
"You will create an evil of your own making." -- Knights Templar Grandmaster Data

[anim8rFSK]

In article <k0e4j3$57o$1...@dont-email.me>, suzeeq <su...@imbris.com>
wrote:

And having an affair with Anderson?? Kinky!

[Alan Smithee]

Steve Bartman wrote:
> I think he's pretty intelligent too, notwithstanding his other
> personality features. And a decent sense of humor, which women tend to
> like after the heat fades a bit.
>
> Steve

Girls don't like boys,
girls like cars and money...

[BTR1701]

In article <825l28dar4s1pccti...@4ax.com>,

Is Traci Lords involved in this somehow?

[Steve Bartman]

On Tue, 14 Aug 2012 12:15:48 -0700, anim8rFSK <anim...@cox.net>
wrote:

Ya gotta live it up before the giant comet/asteroid gets here.

Steve

[Mason Barge]

On Tue, 14 Aug 2012 14:02:52 -0500, Jim G. <jimg...@geemail.com.invalid>
wrote:

I saw her nekkid in a movie. She has funny-looking bosoms.

[Mason Barge]

Ahh. So this is a three-way thing?

[Mason Barge]

I'm so glad nobody has mentioned Rosie O'Donell.

[Alan Smithee]

Her tape is in his VCR. :-D

[Ashley Johnson]

On Aug 14, 9:35 pm, Mason Barge <masonba...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 14 Aug 2012 13:20:14 -0700, BTR1701 <atro...@mac.com> wrote:
> >In article <825l28dar4s1pccti6gbk3592dl3832...@4ax.com>,

> > Mason Barge <masonba...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> On Tue, 14 Aug 2012 09:36:26 -0600, suzeeq <su...@imbris.com> wrote:
>
> >> >BTR1701 wrote:

> >> >> In article <k0cq73$e3...@speranza.aioe.org>,

> >> >>  Alan Smithee <a...@last.inc> wrote:
>
> >> >>> Steve Bartman wrote:
>
> >> >>>>> You'd have to be a "leg man" to marry Tea Leoni in the first place.
>
> >> >>>>> The boob job is bad, though. I thought she was fairly sexy before.
> >> >>>> I dunno. I like her because she's intelligent.
> >> >>> Right up until she married Duchovney.
>
> >> >> She married him?
>
> >> >Tea Leoni, not Gillian Anderson.
>
> >> Tea Leoni and Gillian Anderson are having an affair?
>
> >Is Traci Lords involved in this somehow?
>
> I'm so glad nobody has mentioned Rosie O'Donell.

And now somebody has. Good going!

[Rob Jensen]

This is some sort of corollary to Godwin's Law, isn't it? If a thread
about TV goes on long enough, somebody is bound to mention Rosie
O'Donnell?

-- Rob

[Madlove]

Rob Jensen wrote:
> Y'know, given that both Duchovny and Anderson are pervy, they
> represent the best chance ever(!) for people who have no business
> wondering about celebrities' sex lives (basically everybody) have of
> getting a sex tape featuring *both* romantic leads from a hit TV
> series or movie.
>
> -- Rob

Have you seen her "sexy" music vid from '97?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIx7amfJefw

[Jim G.]

Mason Barge sent the following on Tue, 14 Aug 2012 17:33:58 -0400:

Were *they* stubby, as well?

[Alan Smithee]

Mason Barge wrote:

>> He can have mine, too. I loved Scully, but never particularly cared for
>> Anderson. And even Scully did nothing for me in the "let's see her
>> nekkid" department. I liked her mind, but stubby little legs have never
>> done much for me...

> I saw her nekkid in a movie. She has funny-looking bosoms.

That's cuz they're natural.

[Harry Dreyfus]

On 14/08/2012 3:02 PM, Jim G. wrote:
> He can have mine, too. I loved Scully, but never particularly cared for
> Anderson. And even Scully did nothing for me in the "let's see her
> nekkid" department.

http://shawsblog2012.wordpress.com/2011/04/16/rule-5-i-believe-gillian-anderson-scully/

> stubby little legs have never done much for me...

http://top-people.starmedia.com/tmp/swotti/cacheZ2LSBGLHBIBHBMRLCNNVBG==UGVVCGXLLVBLB3BSZQ==/imgGillian%20Anderson1.jpg

http://www.flickr.com/photos/52994142@N04/4971123202/

And that is my three-thousand-word rebuttal. ;)

[Dimensional Traveler]

On 8/18/2012 12:37 PM, Harry Dreyfus wrote:
> On 14/08/2012 3:02 PM, Jim G. wrote:
>> He can have mine, too. I loved Scully, but never particularly cared for
>> Anderson. And even Scully did nothing for me in the "let's see her
>> nekkid" department.
>
> http://shawsblog2012.wordpress.com/2011/04/16/rule-5-i-believe-gillian-anderson-scully/
>
>

You do realize that the fourth pic in that first link is a fake, don't
you? It even still has the "Faked by " tag on it!

[Harry Dreyfus]

On 18/08/2012 4:37 PM, Dimensional Traveler wrote:
> On 8/18/2012 12:37 PM, Harry Dreyfus wrote:
>> On 14/08/2012 3:02 PM, Jim G. wrote:
>>> He can have mine, too. I loved Scully, but never particularly cared for
>>> Anderson. And even Scully did nothing for me in the "let's see her
>>> nekkid" department.
>>
>> http://shawsblog2012.wordpress.com/2011/04/16/rule-5-i-believe-gillian-anderson-scully/
>
> You do realize that the fourth pic in that first link is a fake, don't
> you? It even still has the "Faked by " tag on it!

That's fine, so long as the other ones aren't. Since it *is* clearly
marked I didn't feel it worth mentioning.

[[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Three}]

This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups
Terms Of Use, in <news:5srkb2....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

alt.free.newsservers added, so Steve Crook can see firsthand your
hypocrisy, Lying Netkkkop.

> s...@ke.bite.splitzs.derbyshire.kook "Hydra.Blanky" wrote:
>
> snip
>
> You're spamming, dude.

He sez, to the guy who he adopted his entire 'Derbyshire' mantra from.

See? You lay down with dogs, you get fleas. You lay down with
CastAlone (aka Hydra.Blanky, aka _kookmeister_, aka hundreds more
nyms), you get insanity.

I find it hilarious that you're trying to outer-filth Derbyshire,
who's not even *on* usenet anymore, but the spamming, morphing fuckwit
CastAlone (who is not only all over usenet, but is spamming the fuck
out of it, per your own admission above) is your fucking god.

Gonna go after him next, kooky?

No? Why not, hypocrite? He's got *way* more nyms than you claim
Derbyshire ever had, *and* he's a certified usenet spammer, with a BI
far exceeding the threshold.

Net abuse is net abuse, right?

<sniggle>

> --
> <T><A><H><B><B><B><I><V><T><G><G><T><O><U> - "Vile Little Fucker" #1
> ^^^^^^^^?_______(my hook which the Peg Boi keeps biting)

SPNAK! on the historical revisionist kook.

Message-ID: <jvojl3$26r$1...@news.mixmin.net>

> <T><A><H><B><B><I><V><T><G><G><T><O><U> - "Retarded Little Fucker" #1

<sniggle>

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https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/9db5cf6d6cb202b5

[Nadegda]

On Tue, 21 Aug 2012 03:20:32 +0000, This account has been banned because
it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use wrote:

> s...@ke.bite.splitzs.derbyshire.kook "Hydra.Blanky" wrote:
>
> snip
>
> You're spamming, dude.

Wow, ya think? What gave you that idea? The fact that your comrade-in-
arms made what looks like about 30 copies of basically the same article,
some of them crossposted, or the fact that there's more URL than non-URL
non-sig original body text in your ally's posts?

Anyone want to lay odds that his Albasani account now has a half-life
somewhere between that of the proverbial snowball in Hell and that of
darmstadtium?

Followups set to alt.usenet.kooks, since this discussion is clearly about
kooks rather than television.

[This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use]

AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA kensi
<kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote:

> On 20/08/2012 11:59 PM, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadegda wrote:
>> Anyone want to lay odds that his Albasani account now has a half-life
>> somewhere between that of the proverbial snowball in Hell and that of
>> darmstadtium?
>

> Wow. I am truly impressed that someone here other than me knows about
> darmstadtium. :)

Still pretending to be different people, Paul G. Derbyshire?

Remember these posts?

MID: <0941e52b-d50a-4bc8...@d42g2000prb.googlegroups.com>
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.lang.java.programmer/msg/fbb957c3838efee2?dmode=source

MID: <8c521eb1-f61c-4ece...@k1g2000prb.googlegroups.com>
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.lang.java.programmer/msg/8b69c3e8bcd9095d?dmode=source

You didn't fool anyone then -

Message-ID: <49223bfe$0$90264$1472...@news.sunsite.dk>
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.lang.java.programmer/msg/90b1ba4e63328fc4

- and you're not fooling anyone now, net abuser.

--
<T><A><H><B><B><B><I><V><T><G><G><T><O><U> - "Vile Little Fucker" #1
^^^^^^^^?_______(my hook which the Peg Boi keeps biting)

If you want to see something lamer than John Edward Kook's Aratzio frogeries,
check out Scatboi's forgeries.

Anonypussy the [Tard] <fn...@altusenetkooks.com> is the Official AUK Peg Boi.
(after IKYABWAI, PeeWees, outer filthing and lies, Anonypussy is out of ammo)
The killfiled kook gets a SPANK http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED9c_d4eL1U

Paul Derbyshire gets tarred and feathered - <5smbjh....@news.alt.net>

[[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Three}]

s...@ke.bite.splitzs.derbyshire.kook-ass"Hydra-Blanky", in
<news:k0v5ta$khr$1...@news.albasani.net> did thusly write:

I drew out yet another of your morphing nyms, asshat.

> [Tor] <::-------tinhat tosser {One Of Three} WINNER!! "TAR & FEATHERS" July2012
> posted as news in <k0v0r5$s3h$2...@news.mixmin.net>:

>>This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups
>>Terms Of Use, in <news:5srkb2....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:
>>
>>alt.free.newsservers added, so Steve Crook can see firsthand your
>>hypocrisy, Lying Netkkkop.
>>

> this "hypocrisy" thing is an important facet for you, huh derbyshire?

Sez the hypocritical, morphing, usenet spammer kook who tries to
netkkkop innocent people.

> glad to hear it, makes my rubbing of your nose in your own shitty
> methods so much the more worthy of a good laugh!

Sez the guy who's snorting his own line of shit.

>>> s...@ke.bite.splitzs.derbyshire.kook "Hydra.Blanky" wrote:
>>>
>>> snip
>>>
>>> You're spamming, dude.
>>
>>He sez, to the guy who he adopted his entire 'Derbyshire' mantra from.
>>

> errr..sez who.
> you, derbyshire?

Except for that niggling little problem of me not being Derbyshire,
eh, kooky?

> <sn<SLAP!>

>
>>See? You lay down with dogs, you get fleas. You lay down with
>>CastAlone (aka Hydra.Blanky, aka _kookmeister_, aka hundreds more
>>nyms), you get insanity.
>>

> 4 linked identities, four separate groups.

Except you're using all of them in afn now, kooky. What was it that
Arfatzio said? "Hoisted by one's own petard" or some such?

> more identities for more groups, to be built if needed.

Your admittance to planning more spamming expeditions is noted, kooky.

> do not like it, tough titty, precious you derbyshire.

Sez the hypocritical kook who outer-filths, stalks and netkkkops
others who do the same.

> it is YOU who create the need, YOU who provide the
> example, thousands of them!

Except for that little problem you've got of me not actually being
Derbyshire, eh?

> <sn<SLAP!>

>
>>I find it hilarious that you're trying to outer-filth Derbyshire,
>>who's not even *on* usenet anymore,
>>

> lying cunt, derbyshire.

Lying cunt, kooky.

>>but the spamming,
>>
> ding!
>
>>morphing
>>
> ding!
>
>>fuckwit
>>
> ding!
>
>>CastAlone
>>
> dong!
> three out of four aint acceptable as a prize claim. move on sucker.

The evidence of your spamming was posted earlier tonight by kensi.
Your BI far exceeds the threshold, spammer kook.

>
>>(who is not only all over usenet, but is spamming the fuck
>>out of it, per your own admission above) is your fucking god.
>>

> jes following your lead derbyshire, jes toiling by the road and
> watching y'all doings , massa.

Except for me *not* being Derbyshire, eh?

>>Gonna go after him next, kooky?
>>

> the guy burnt you so bad, so reliable you are recommending his
> services now?
> or you ordering up a "fetch boy"?
> good luck with that *-------------------D

Do please restrain your gibberish to that which is coherent in future
postings, mmmkay?

>>No?
>>
> i am very sure the guy already has.
> you not being so sure, tells me you are the loser here.

Sez the loser.

>>Why not, hypocrite?
>
>>He's got *way* more nyms than you claim
>>Derbyshire ever had,
>>

> sez who...?...you, derbyshire, the kook who couldn't find his
> own ass with the aid of a Zimmer and a brace of torches!

Except for me not being Derbyshire, which blows a hole in your kook
logic, kooky.

>>*and* he's a certified usenet spammer, with a BI
>>far exceeding the threshold.
>>

> sez who...?...you the kook who flat out could not
> tally up total posts a month ago!

See above, kooky.

>>Net abuse is net abuse, right?
>>

> sure is.
> you know all about it, derbyshire. top student in
> that subject.

Except for me not being Derbyshire, which makes your claims fall flat,
kooky.

>><sniggle><--------yer fucking sick dude, no way are you laughing. i saw the video.
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ&feature=youtu.be

Ah, the fanfic tribute video proving that the Triumvirate owns you
kooks. Great of you to post it, thanks.

> jes threw that in, seeing as how you have taken a shine to
> spamming the TV groups. there is no limit to your creepy stalker
> malcontent ways, hey derbyshire.

I don't post on the TV groups except when you cross-post there,
spammy.

> Hydra-Blanket - <SPNAK!>

Kook.

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Three}]

Yer slut oldest daughter says asshat is teh name you give to yer cock. She
sez U liek 2 say, "C'mere, baby, my asshat needs cleaned."

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[Nadegda]

On Tue, 21 Aug 2012 01:21:45 -0400, sn wrote:

> jes threw that in, seeing as how you have taken a shine to spamming the
> TV groups

MY FUCKING BRAND-NEW IRONY METER! ARRRRRGH!

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AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadegda

<nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:

> MY FUCKING BRAND-NEW IRONY METER! ARRRRRGH!

Paul Derbyshire fix it now!

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[Hydra^Blanky]

[Tor] <::-------tinhat tosser {One Of Three} WINNER!! "TAR & FEATHERS" July2012

posted as news in <k0v7gd$5m3$2...@news.mixmin.net>:

>s...@ke.bite.splitzs.derbyshire.kook-ass"Hydra-Blanky", in
><news:k0v5ta$khr$1...@news.albasani.net> did thusly write:
>
>I drew out yet another of your morphing nyms, asshat.
>

you spammed, is what you mean:

Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv,alt.free.newsservers
Subject: Re: David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson rumored to be living together
Date: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 03:55:18 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <k0v0r5$s3h$2...@news.mixmin.net>

was in response to:

Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv
Subject: Re: David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson rumored to be living together
Date: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 03:20:32 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <5srkb2....@news.alt.net>


Steve...@news.mixmin.net, do take note of both the method
the prat uses, and the gloat, in company.
both practices are typical derbyshire, both are not acceptable in forums.


and again.

>>>alt.free.newsservers added, so Steve Crook can see firsthand your
>>>hypocrisy, Lying Netkkkop.
>>>
>> this "hypocrisy" thing is an important facet for you, huh derbyshire?
>
>Sez the hypocritical, morphing, usenet spammer kook who tries to
>netkkkop innocent people.
>

yet are you to provide *any* evidence even remotely resembling
substance to such a claim, and yet are you to make good ALL your
threats to shut posters down with threats of NSP administration
coercion you say will happen.

>> errr..sez who.
>> you, derbyshire?
>
>Except for that niggling little problem of me not being Derbyshire,
>eh, kooky?
>

oH , have no fear you are Paul G Derbyshire, the shroom brewing
wannabe of Pembroke Ontario.
Bennett Street, according to the white pages site.


[waves the freshly wetted bedcover@derbyshire kook]

man, the woman owns an ass that goes like piledriver on 3000PSI!

now, would you not like her name...?...so you could rat me out?
fuckKopp!

ROTFLMGD-freshlyfucked-AO@ewe-paula



Hydra-Blanket - Usenet Agent Provocateur
[Systems Coordinator of that Murphy Cabal]
Visit the Page we Occupy - http://66.39.71.195/Derbyshlre/index.html [http://preview.tinyurl.com/celtbta]
And be sure to sign up and become a member of that Murph...@aioe.news.helpdesk
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[Nadegda]

On Tue, 21 Aug 2012 02:27:52 -0400, s...@ke.bite.scores.derbyshire.kookass
"Hydra^Blanky" wrote:

Morphing again *already*, fuckwit?

> [Tor] <::-------tinhat tosser {One Of Three} WINNER!! "TAR & FEATHERS"
> July2012
> posted as news in <k0v7gd$5m3$2...@news.mixmin.net>:
>>s...@ke.bite.splitzs.derbyshire.kook-ass"Hydra-Blanky", in
>><news:k0v5ta$khr$1...@news.albasani.net> did thusly write:
>>
>>I drew out yet another of your morphing nyms, asshat.
>

> you spammed<FOOM!>

And there goes ANOTHER irony meter. :P

> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv,alt.free.newsservers
Subject:
> Re: David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson rumored to be living together
> Date: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 03:55:18 +0000 (UTC) Message-ID:
> <k0v0r5$s3h$2...@news.mixmin.net>
>
> was in response to:
>
> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv Subject: Re: David
Duchovny,
> Gillian Anderson rumored to be living together Date: Tue, 21 Aug
2012
> 03:20:32 +0000 (UTC) Message-ID: <5srkb2....@news.alt.net>

So, he added a group. That's hardly in the same league as multiposting 30
of the same message, halfwit.

> Steve...@news.mixmin.net, do take note of both the method the prat
> uses, and the gloat, in company. both practices are typical derbyshire,
> both are not acceptable in forums.

To what "method" are you referring, Manx-massacring murphy?

> and again.
>>>>alt.free.newsservers added, so Steve Crook can see firsthand your
>>>>hypocrisy, Lying Netkkkop.
>>>>
>>> this "hypocrisy" thing is an important facet for you, huh derbyshire?
>>
>>Sez the hypocritical, morphing, usenet spammer kook who tries to
>>netkkkop innocent people.
>
> yet are you to provide *any* evidence even remotely resembling substance
> to such a claim,

Why should he when kensi already did?

<k0ugbi$i7o$4...@speranza.aioe.org>

30 copies of the same post!!

> and yet are you to make good ALL your threats to shut
> posters down with threats of NSP administration coercion you say will
> happen.

I expect your albasani account used for part of that spam bombing-run is
toast, at the very least. Kensi stated that she was going to report you
to its admin and I, for one, believe her.

Of course you probably have several more where it came from. A spamming
kitten-killing fuckwit like you is always prepared for such
eventualities, I expect.

>>> errr..sez who.
>>> you, derbyshire?
>>
>>Except for that niggling little problem of me not being Derbyshire, eh,
>>kooky?
>
> oH , have no fear you are Paul G Derbyshire, the shroom brewing wannabe
> of Pembroke Ontario.

Proof?

> Bennett Street, according to the white pages site.

Link Phoenix to this alleged "white pages site" (whose URL you
conveniently failed to specify above).

> [waves the freshly wetted bedcover@derbyshire kook]

Have you discussed these hallucinations with a doctor?

> man, the woman owns an ass that goes like piledriver on 3000PSI!
>
> now, would you not like her name...?...so you could rat me out?
> fuckKopp!
>
> ROTFLMGD-freshlyfucked-AO@ewe-paula
>
>
>
> Hydra-Blanket - Usenet Agent Provocateur
> [Systems Coordinator of that Murphy Cabal]
> Visit the Page we Occupy -
http://66.39.71.195/Derbyshlre/index.html
> [http://preview.tinyurl.com/celtbta] And
be sure to sign up and
> become a member of that
Murph...@aioe.news.helpdesk Need to book
> est...@aioe.org
> Call the office use...@aioe.org

Your delusional psychosis has been noted, kitten-killing kook.

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AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadegda
<nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:

> Followup-To: alt.usenet.kooks<SPANK!>


> Morphing again *already*,<SPANK>

PKBs again, net abuser?

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s...@ke.bite.scores.derbyshire.kookass"Hydra^Blanky", in

<news:k0v9p6$2ib$1...@speranza.aioe.org> did thusly write:

> [Tor] <::-------tinhat tosser {One Of Three} WINNER!! "TAR & FEATHERS" July2012
> posted as news in <k0v7gd$5m3$2...@news.mixmin.net>:
>>s...@ke.bite.splitzs.derbyshire.kook-ass"Hydra-Blanky", in
>><news:k0v5ta$khr$1...@news.albasani.net> did thusly write:
>>
>>I drew out yet another of your morphing nyms, asshat.
>>
> you spammed, is what you mean:

I replied to the same fucking newsgroups as *you* put in the fucking
Newsgroups: line, you dolt. So by your own definition, you spammed.

Of course, everyone knows you're a spammer, it was proven last night,
with a BI far exceeding the threshold to prove it.

> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv,alt.free.newsservers
> Subject: Re: David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson rumored to be living together
> Date: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 03:55:18 +0000 (UTC)
> Message-ID: <k0v0r5$s3h$2...@news.mixmin.net>
>
> was in response to:
>
> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.tv
> Subject: Re: David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson rumored to be living together
> Date: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 03:20:32 +0000 (UTC)
> Message-ID: <5srkb2....@news.alt.net>

So? You're one of the fuckwits trying to netkkkop me, and Steve Crook
should be cognizant of just what type of retarded little kook you are.

> Steve...@news.mixmin.net, do take note of both the method
> the prat uses, and the gloat, in company.
> both practices are typical derbyshire, both are not acceptable in forums.

Except for your little problem of me not being Derbyshire, fuckwit.

> and again.
>>>>alt.free.newsservers added, so Steve Crook can see firsthand your
>>>>hypocrisy, Lying Netkkkop.
>>>>
>>> this "hypocrisy" thing is an important facet for you, huh derbyshire?
>>
>>Sez the hypocritical, morphing, usenet spammer kook who tries to
>>netkkkop innocent people.
>>
> yet are you to provide *any* evidence even remotely resembling
> substance to such a claim, and yet are you to make good ALL your
> threats to shut posters down with threats of NSP administration
> coercion you say will happen.

Hypocritical: You've tried to netkkkop me, when it's you who's been
proven (and admitted to) spamming.

Morphing: Hydra.Blankie, _kookmeister_, Flash, CastAlone, and I'm sure
kensi can post hundreds more

Spammer: Already covered

Tries to netkkkop innocent people: reference your multiple pleas to
Steve Crook to term me, your multiple insinuations of me doing
something you claim to be net abuse (which you just did above,
fuckwit).

Would you like some MIDs to go with that, so we can really drive the
boot home, kooky?

>>> errr..sez who.
>>> you, derbyshire?
>>
>>Except for that niggling little problem of me not being Derbyshire,
>>eh, kooky?
>>
> oH , have no fear you are Paul G Derbyshire, the shroom brewing
> wannabe of Pembroke Ontario.
> Bennett Street, according to the white pages site.

Except for the fact that I'm not. I'm a real estate investor who lives
south of Los Angeles (how far south, I'm not saying, stalker).

> [waves the freshly wetted bedcover@derbyshire kook]

You piss your bed, too, kooky? Man, your psychological problems know
no end, eh?

> man, the woman owns an ass that goes like piledriver on 3000PSI!

You're really liking your new jerking sock, I take it.

> now, would you not like her name...?...so you could rat me out?
> fuckKopp!

I'm betting her name is something like 'Argyle' or 'Tube', yes? You're
too much of a broke-ass loser for 'Silk'.

> ROT<SLAP!>

Shaddup, kook.

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler]

On Tue, 21 Aug 2012 02:27:52 -0400, s...@ke.bite.scores.derbyshire.kookass "Hydra^Blanky" wrote:

>oH , have no fear you are Paul G Derbyshire, the shroom brewing
>wannabe of Pembroke Ontario.

>[redacted] Street, according to the white pages site.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
WTF?

What does the above have to do with Usenet? I thought I made it clear
a while back that posting someone's address was unacceptable. Doing
such a thing is not only unacceptable, it is something that butt-hurt
kooks do when they can't win a war of words on Usenet.

Very well, then.

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[kensi]

On 21/08/2012 3:00 PM, Fake Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
> On Tue, 21 Aug 2012 02:27:52 -0400, s...@ke.bite.scores.derbyshire.kookass "Hydra^Blanky" wrote:
>
>> oH , have no fear you are Paul G Derbyshire, the shroom brewing
>> wannabe of Pembroke Ontario.
>> [redacted] Street, according to the white pages site.
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> WTF?
>
> What does the above have to do with Usenet? I thought I made it clear
> a while back that posting someone's address was unacceptable. Doing
> such a thing is not only unacceptable, it is something that butt-hurt
> kooks do when they can't win a war of words on Usenet.

And yet, you have been found slurping at that butt-hurt kook on multiple
occasions. Funny how that works, hmm, Ferd?

--
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks

[Fred Hall]

On Tue, 21 Aug 2012 15:17:21 -0400, kensi <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote:

>On 21/08/2012 3:00 PM, Fake Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>> On Tue, 21 Aug 2012 02:27:52 -0400, s...@ke.bite.scores.derbyshire.kookass "Hydra^Blanky" wrote:
>>
>>> oH , have no fear you are Paul G Derbyshire, the shroom brewing
>>> wannabe of Pembroke Ontario.
>>> [redacted] Street, according to the white pages site.
>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> WTF?
>>

>> What does the above have to do with Usenet? Derbyshire I thought I made it clear

>> a while back that posting someone's address was unacceptable. Doing
>> such a thing is not only unacceptable, it is something that butt-hurt
>> kooks do when they can't win a war of words on Usenet.
>
>And yet, you have been found slurping at that butt-hurt kook on multiple
>occasions. Funny how that works, hmm, Ferd?

Proof, academic cheat?

By the way, why did you out that innocent Tor node operator, hypocrite?
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[kensi]

On 21/08/2012 3:24 PM, Fred Hall wrote:
> On Tue, 21 Aug 2012 15:17:21 -0400, kensi <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote:
>
>> On 21/08/2012 3:00 PM, Fake Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>> On Tue, 21 Aug 2012 02:27:52 -0400, s...@ke.bite.scores.derbyshire.kookass "Hydra^Blanky" wrote:

[snip]
>>> What does the above have to do with Usenet? D3rbyshire I thought I made it clear

>>> a while back that posting someone's address was unacceptable. Doing
>>> such a thing is not only unacceptable, it is something that butt-hurt
>>> kooks do when they can't win a war of words on Usenet.

Interesting. You called Hydra^Blanky "D3rbyshire" (with the 3s replaced
with es). I did not notice that before.

>> And yet, you have been found slurping at that butt-hurt kook on multiple
>> occasions. Funny how that works, hmm, Ferd?
>

> Proof, a<SLAP!>

<ju2q3a$p0s$3...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/2671ce72f57fbf5f

<ju2quf$p0s$6...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/6f5308958575fa74

<ju2tnt$f4$6...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
<jttqok$s2a$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
<juio36$50i$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
<jun6d3$ckv$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
<junebo$lh6$3...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
<junip4$qp5$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

and, of course, your own prior statement that amounts to an admission
that the above is wrong:

<ju7ufm$1pm$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134557991700

+ On Wed, 18 Jul 2012 22:15:32 -0400, CastAlone <c...@ca.org.example>
+ wrote in <ju7qk6$6gi$1...@speranza.aioe.org>:
[snip]
+ Come and get it, DerbySocks! I accepted assistance from Murphy!
+
+ CONTINUE
+
+ Yes, your links were very helpful. Thank you.

SPNAK!!

[Fred Hall]

On Tue, 21 Aug 2012 16:14:37 -0400, kensi derbyshire <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote:

>On 21/08/2012 3:24 PM, Fred Hall wrote:

>> On Tue, 21 Aug 2012 15:17:21 -0400, kensi derbyshire <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>> On 21/08/2012 3:00 PM, Fake Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 21 Aug 2012 02:27:52 -0400, s...@ke.bite.scores.derbyshire.kookass "Hydra^Blanky" wrote:
>[snip]
>>>> What does the above have to do with Usenet? D3rbyshire I thought I made it clear
>>>> a while back that posting someone's address was unacceptable. Doing
>>>> such a thing is not only unacceptable, it is something that butt-hurt
>>>> kooks do when they can't win a war of words on Usenet.
>

>Interesting. You called Hydra^Blanky "Derbyshire" (with the 3s replaced

>with es). I did not notice that before.
>
>>> And yet, you have been found slurping at that butt-hurt kook on multiple
>>> occasions. Funny how that works, hmm, Ferd?
>>
>> Proof, a<SLAP!>
>
><ju2q3a$p0s$3...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
>https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/2671ce72f57fbf5f
>
><ju2quf$p0s$6...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
>https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/6f5308958575fa74
>
><ju2tnt$f4$6...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
><jttqok$s2a$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
><juio36$50i$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
><jun6d3$ckv$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
><junebo$lh6$3...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
><junip4$qp5$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
>

>and, of course, your own prior derbyshire statement that amounts to an admission

>that the above is wrong:
>
><ju7ufm$1pm$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
>http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134557991700
>
>+ On Wed, 18 Jul 2012 22:15:32 -0400, CastAlone <c...@ca.org.example>
>+ wrote in <ju7qk6$6gi$1...@speranza.aioe.org>:
>[snip]
>+ Come and get it, DerbySocks! I accepted assistance from Murphy!
>+
>+ CONTINUE
>+
>+ Yes, your links were very helpful. Thank you.
>
>SPNAK!!

How is that a slurp, Kensi Derbyshire? I also thanked you in a post when you posted something useful. Was I slurping you when I made that post, illiterate academic cheat? SPNAK on you Kensi Derbyshire!

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler]

On Wed, 22 Aug 2012 00:46:02 +0000 (UTC), This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use <laug...@u.kook> wrote:

>s...@ke.bite.scores.derbyshire.kookass "Hydra^Blanky" wrote:
>
>snip

>
>> Steve...@news.mixmin.net, do take note of both the method
>> the prat uses, and the gloat, in company.
>> both practices are typical derbyshire, both are not acceptable in
>> forums.
>

>There's no firm evidence to show [Tard] Peg Boi is Derbyshire.

>
>> and again.
>>>>>alt.free.newsservers added, so Steve Crook can see firsthand your
>>>>>hypocrisy, Lying Netkkkop.
>>>>>
>>>> this "hypocrisy" thing is an important facet for you, huh derbyshire?
>>>
>>>Sez the hypocritical, morphing, usenet spammer kook who tries to
>>>netkkkop innocent people.
>>>
>> yet are you to provide *any* evidence even remotely resembling
>> substance to such a claim, and yet are you to make good ALL your
>> threats to shut posters down with threats of NSP administration
>> coercion you say will happen.
>>
>>>> errr..sez who.
>>>> you, derbyshire?
>>>
>>>Except for that niggling little problem of me not being Derbyshire,
>>>eh, kooky?
>>>
>> oH , have no fear you are Paul G Derbyshire, the shroom brewing
>> wannabe of Pembroke Ontario.

>> <street name removed>, according to the white pages site.
>
>Posting the name of the street where Derbyshite lives is wrong.
>
>It makes you Outer Filth, and that makes you a kook no better and
>no different than the [Tard] Peg Boi and Derbyshire himself.
>
>By morphing as much as Derbyshire and spamming, you're not doing yourself
>any favors. In fact, it's making you look just as kooky and abusive of
>the net as [Tard] Peg Boi and Derbyshire.
>
>You've kept on in your kooky ways not only after Sweetness applied the
>clue-stick to you, but also after the FNVW gave you a not so subtle
>warning. That's very disappointing. I expected better from you.
>
>Derbyshire is a kook, and he deserves his awards. But a blind eye cannot
>be turned to your own kookery - and outer filthing is not only kooky and
>wrong, it's an admission of defeat. It's what [Tard] Peg Boi does.

>
>> [waves the freshly wetted bedcover@derbyshire kook]
>>
>> man, the woman owns an ass that goes like piledriver on 3000PSI!
>>
>> now, would you not like her name...?...so you could rat me out?
>> fuckKopp!
>>
>> ROTFLMGD-freshlyfucked-AO@ewe-paula
>>
>>
>>
>> Hydra-Blanket - Usenet Agent Provocateur
>> [Systems Coordinator of that Murphy Cabal]
>> Visit the Page we Occupy -
>> http://66.39.71.195/Derbyshlre/index.html
>> [http://preview.tinyurl.com/celtbta]
>> And be sure to sign up and become a member of that
>> Murph...@aioe.news.helpdesk
>> Need to book est...@aioe.org
>> Call the office use...@aioe.org
>
>

>George Pickett Memorial Trophy
>
>
>For that which does the greatest impression of Pickett's Charge in any given
>month. Winning the Pickett Trophy generally requires the sacrifice of common
>sense, decency, and reputation to win an unwinnable argument, to reverse an
>imperceptible slight, or overcome an insurmountable barrier.
>
>For his constant morphing, spamming, and finally outer filthing the kook
>Paul Derbyshire and thereby sacrificing his own common sense and decency,
>while calling for complaints to be sent about Derbyshire's abuse but not
>his own, I regrettably nominate Phlat Ass AKA murphy AKA CastAlone for
>the Pickett. Seconds?

Nomination accepted.

[Nadegda]

> How is that a s<SLAP!>

You're snuffling at Morphy's crotch and lapping up whatever "information"
he claims to have, and generally looking up to the wacko as a paragon of
kookology when, in fact, he's one of the kooks. And so are you.

[Nadegda]

On Wed, 22 Aug 2012 00:46:02 +0000, This account has been banned because
it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use wrote:

> s...@ke.bite.scores.derbyshire.kookass "Hydra^Blanky" wrote:
>
> snip
>

>> Steve...@news.mixmin.net, do take note of both the method the prat
>> uses, and the gloat, in company. both practices are typical derbyshire,
>> both are not acceptable in forums.
>

> There's no firm evidence to show [Tard] Peg Boi is Derbyshire.

There's no firm evidence to show that Andrew Wilson is either, by the
same score: the use of Tor. For that matter, there's none that I am and
you've only been able to make the flimsiest of circumstantial cases that
kensi could be (and I know for a fact that she isn't, regardless).

>> oH , have no fear you are Paul G Derbyshire, the shroom brewing wannabe
>> of Pembroke Ontario.

>> <street name removed>, according to the white pages site.
>
> Posting the name of the street where Derbyshite lives is wrong.

Accusing random people without proof of being Derbyshite is also wrong.

> It makes you Outer Filth, and that makes you a kook no better and no
> different than the [Tard] Peg Boi and Derbyshire himself.

Worse than that. Morphy outerfilths (or tries to) innocent people.
Phoenix only outerfilths outerfilthers and their cheerleaders. As for
Derbyshire, his absence seems to preclude his outerfilthing anybody.

> By morphing as much as Derbyshire and spamming, you're not doing
> yourself any favors. In fact, it's making you look just as kooky and
> abusive of the net as [Tard] Peg Boi and Derbyshire.

Derbyshire's absence also puts a crimp in his alleged morphing, I would
think.

> You've kept on in your kooky ways not only after Sweetness applied the
> clue-stick to you, but also after the FNVW gave you a not so subtle
> warning.

The FNVWs have given him not merely a "not so subtle warning" but one of
the most severe asskickings anyone's endured in auk in living memory, or
hadn't you noticed? Of course, you've endured an asskicking nearly as
serious, so you'll be forgiven for having been too distracted at the time
to notice how bad Morphy's has been.

> That's very disappointing. I expected better from you.

I didn't.

> Derbyshire is a kook, and he deserves his awards.

Proof? The few posts anyone has dredged up that are attributable to a
"Derbyshire" a) may not all have been from the *same* Derbyshire and b)
didn't strike me as especially kooky. There did tend to be kookiness
aplenty in the posts of *other people around* those surfacings of
Derbyshire, though. Perhaps he isn't so much a kook himself so much as
someone who brings out the inner kook in others that are susceptible.
Even the mere thought of him seems to have brought on a serious mental
breakdown in Morphy, for instance.

> But a blind eye cannot be turned to your own kookery - and outer
> filthing is not only kooky and wrong, it's an admission of defeat.

Of course, you yourself are guilty of repeatedly trying to outerfilth
people here (particularly kensi) that you believe to be Derbyshire. So
that's rather ironic of you.

Ferd's been outerfilthing Dave TV, people he thinks are Derbyshire, and
others in recent months.

It seems, in actuality, that almost everyone's outerfilthing around here
except me. And kensi. And one or two others. And Phoenix is limiting it
to those that themselves outerfilth or cheer on outerfilthing.

> George Pickett Memorial Trophy
>
>
> For that which does the greatest impression of Pickett's Charge in any
> given month. Winning the Pickett Trophy generally requires the sacrifice
> of common sense, decency, and reputation to win an unwinnable argument,
> to reverse an imperceptible slight, or overcome an insurmountable
> barrier.
>
> For his constant morphing, spamming, and finally outer filthing the kook
> Paul Derbyshire and thereby sacrificing his own common sense and
> decency, while calling for complaints to be sent about Derbyshire's
> abuse but not his own, I regrettably nominate Phlat Ass AKA murphy AKA
> CastAlone for the Pickett. Seconds?

Nomination DENIED, Offishul AUK Spankling. Morphy, however, is already
the proud recipient of these esteemed awards:

Busted Urinal
Drama Queen
Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
Goofy Azzed Baboon
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
Unabomber Surprise

and is being voted these for July:

Bad Tacos
Chernobyl
Clueless Newbie of the Month
Coward of the Month
Eta Carinae Incipient Supernova
Foam Duck
Kenny McCormick
Kook of the Month itself
Loony Maroon
Tar & Feathers

For August, he has been nominated for:

AUK Mascot
Balsa Gavel (for repeated k00ks00t threats against the FNVWs)
Blistered Ass
Kooki Information Minister
Ministry of Circle Jerks (with yourself and Fred Hall, among others)
Tinfoil Sombrero

If you can find a non-kook to nominate him for a Pickett, that can be
added too. ;)

[Nadegda]

On Tue, 21 Aug 2012 20:01:58 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood Booze Wrangler
wrote:

Much as I'd love to accept this one, the rules are the rules.

Acceptance DENIED, Drunken Kook Masquerading As Ex-FNVW.

[[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Three}]

The Drunken Outer-Filthing Piece Of Shit Kook Masquerading As FNVW
(aka Fred Hall), in <news:k10mbc$vo$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

did thusly write:

> On Tue, 21 Aug 2012 15:17:21 -0400, kensi <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote:
>
>>On 21/08/2012 3:00 PM, Fake Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>> On Tue, 21 Aug 2012 02:27:52 -0400, s...@ke.bite.scores.derbyshire.kookass "Hydra^Blanky" wrote:
>>>
>>>> oH , have no fear you are Paul G Derbyshire, the shroom brewing
>>>> wannabe of Pembroke Ontario.
>>>> [redacted] Street, according to the white pages site.
>>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>> WTF?
>>>
>>> What does the above have to do with Usenet? Derbyshire I thought I made it clear
>>> a while back that posting someone's address was unacceptable. Doing
>>> such a thing is not only unacceptable, it is something that butt-hurt
>>> kooks do when they can't win a war of words on Usenet.
>>
>>And yet, you have been found slurping at that butt-hurt kook on multiple
>>occasions. Funny how that works, hmm, Ferd?
>
> Proof, academic cheat?
>
> By the way, why did you out that innocent Tor node operator, hypocrite?

She didn't, you outer-filthing piece of shit. You did. Would you like
the MIDs, kooky? Of course, included in with those MIDs are other MIDs
proving you tried to outer-filth at least 4 other people within the
past month, as well.

[[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Three}]

The Drunken Outer-Filthing Piece Of Shit Kook Masquerading As Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler (aka Fred Hall), in

<news:k10kuk$sqb$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> did thusly write:

> On Tue, 21 Aug 2012 02:27:52 -0400, s...@ke.bite.scores.derbyshire.kookass "Hydra^Blanky" wrote:
>
>>oH , have no fear you are Paul G Derbyshire, the shroom brewing
>>wannabe of Pembroke Ontario.
>>[redacted] Street, according to the white pages site.
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> WTF?
>
> What does the above have to do with Usenet? I thought I made it clear
> a while back that posting someone's address was unacceptable. Doing
> such a thing is not only unacceptable, it is something that butt-hurt
> kooks do when they can't win a war of words on Usenet.

And your posting the name, address, telephone number, etc. of an
innocent Tor node operator a while back? What of that, you fucking
outer-filthing hypocrite?

Or is this yet another example of your drunk/sober Jekyll and Hyde
schizophrenic duality, kook?

[[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Three}]

s...@ke.bite.splitz.derbyshire.kookass"Hydra.Blanky", in
<news:k115rm$fgh$1...@speranza.aioe.org> did thusly write:

Followup-To: games defeated, kooky. Why would you try to trick Fred
Hall this way?

> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <fn...@databasix.com> posted as news in
> <k10kuk$sqb$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

>>On Tue, 21 Aug 2012 02:27:52 -0400, s...@ke.bite.scores.derbyshire.kookass "Hydra^Blanky" wrote:
>>

> restore snip

>>>[Tor] <::-------tinhat tosser {One Of Three} WINNER!! "TAR & FEATHERS" July2012
>>> posted as news in <k0v7gd$5m3$2...@news.mixmin.net>:

> restore snip

>>>>Except for that niggling little problem of me not being Derbyshire,
>>>>eh, kooky?
>>>>

>>>oH , have no fear you are Paul G Derbyshire, the shroom brewing
>>>wannabe of Pembroke Ontario.
>>>[redacted] Street, according to the white pages site.
>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>WTF?
>>

> a simple white pages lookup, what's the problem?
> the problem is i did not include the link?
>
> way late now but that omission was an error in format, i fully
> intended to include the site link, overlooked it in review, is all.

Sure you did. Polish that turd a bit more and it might actually shine
a bit, eh?

>>What does the above have to do with Usenet?
>>

> how about the fact the dweeb denies he himself exists.
> and pivots ALL his denials on that denial.

Except for that little problem you've got of me not being Derbyshire.
And not being in Canada.

Illucid kook.

>>I thought I made it clear a while back that posting someone's address
>>was unacceptable.

> ?
> and i did not go that far.
> as _i_ see it the conclusion is for the reader to decide.

He's a reader. He concluded. Fuckwit.

>>Doing such a thing is not only unacceptable, it is something that butt-hurt
>>kooks do when they can't win a war of words on Usenet.
>>

> if it is accepted protocol in a/u/kooks not to refer readers to on-line info
> then hey, apology offered, no problem.

And yet you'll do it again. And again, and again and again... in other
froups. Right, kooky?

> i will say directly though, that kinda moral high ground is not shared
> universally

But we're not talking about 'universally', we're talking about you
being an outer-filthing piece of shit here in AUK. And it's especially
vile considering that you're completely wrong about who you're
targeting, you imbecile.

> , and also kinda handicaps the very activity of looking up
> posting history.

Translation:
"Waaaahhhh! But *I* want to outer-filth Derbyshire! Waaaaahhhh!!!"

> not forgetting such a "ban" will also extend to the
> blogging activity of this particular dweeb, the end place from which
> IT denies using the ooznet at all.
> http://mushroomobserver.org/22311?_js=on&_new=true
> And as for the “Usenet community”, I haven’t touched
> Usenet in years

And yet, despite his claiming so, you fail to take him at his word,
you fail to take anyone at their word, you fail to take into account
all the evidence presented to you that you are 100% completely wrong
in your retarded assertions. Yours is a particularly kooky
psychological failing, in that in your mind, you must always be right,
and you bend, meld, twist, mutilate, torture reality to make yourself
right in your mind to avoid that cognitive dissonance that comes with
being wrong, because you're so weak-willed and so psychologically
inferior that you cannot face that cognitive dissonance.

>>Very well, then.
>>
> i believe clarification i s needed here.
> nobody is suggesting posting info or links to relevant information
> which does more than refute the claims made in denial of existence.

He doesn't exist on usenet. Prove otherwise, fuckwit.

> might i also point out that the dweeb is hell bent on
> mixing r/a/tv bidness with a/u/kooks bidness, to the point
> of gloating about entrapment.

Sez the cross-posting kook.

> Message-ID: <k0v0r5$s3h$2...@news.mixmin.net>

> alt.free.newsservers added, so Steve Crook can see firsthand your
> hypocrisy, Lying Netkkkop.

Exactly as stated, you're trying to netkkkop me to Steve Crook, and he
should be cognizant that you are a lying, outer-filthing piece of shit
kook who has explicitly stated that your goal is to flush me out, so
to speak, so I cannot use Tor, all the better for you to stalk and
harass me.

> Message-ID: <k0v7gd$5m3$2...@news.mixmin.net>

> I drew out yet another of your morphing nyms, asshat.

Exactly as stated, you morphing net.abuser.

> Message-ID: <k0vuo3$ck1$1...@news.mixmin.net>

> I replied to the same fucking newsgroups as *you* put in the fucking
> Newsgroups: line, you dolt.

Exactly as stated, I only cross-post to irrelevant newsgroups when you
do so, you fucking dolt.

But do go on bending, melding, twisting, mutilating, and torturing
reality in your Quixotic quest at proving yourself 'not wrong'.

Just keep in mind that you *are* wrong, so you're starting from a weak
position.

> the string is there to peruse.
> my post followed the threading _after_ the dweeb
> added groups to it. and all of that _after_ the thread spread to r/a/tv,
> a change in trend not of my doing.
> i own an identity to deal with kooks "Castalone", there is no need at my
> desk to mix the two as the dweeb would have it done for IT's own purposes.

Sez the kook who's also used the nyms "Paul", "_kookmeister_",
"Flash", "Hydra.Blanky", and about two hundred others, by your own
admission, kooky.

> i will take direction, however on reading your posts message it does seem
> you are expecting posters to handle a fucking raging kook with kid gloves, in
> the sense of denying levers readily and freely available as public information.

Them's the rules in AUK, as set forth by the FNVWs. The *only* time a
person is fair game is if they're outer-filthing innocent people, as
you and Fred Hall seem wont to do. Fred Hall has violated those rules
in outing an innocent Tor operator, you just accuse innocent people of
being Derbyshire then go about manufacturing 'evidence' to 'prove'
your retarded contentions. If I didn't know any better, I'd swear you
and Account Banned were Siamese twins.

> where i s the line in a/u/kooks?

The line is where I set it, kooky. Being the FNVW does have its
privileges, eh?

<sniggle>

> the poster info i use, as a byline, is also "over the line"?

Email addresses are not over the line, as they can be changed easily,
and don't prove much in the way of identity. Personal information such
as real-life name (if the person doesn't use their real-life name
online), address, telephone number, etc. are over the line. With the
exception of those who are outer-filthing, stalking, harassing,
libeling, or defaming innocent people, as was outlined prior. Those we
run off and there are no restrictions on doing so.

Basically, if the person has placed their personal information into
the public domain, then that personal information can be used, but
you'd damn well better be able to prove where you got that
information, and if that information goes offline, so does your use of
it. If the person wishes privacy, then you'll give them privacy or be
ostracized.

Got it, kooky?

> yo<SLAP!>

Shaddup, kook.

[[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Three}]

The Drunken Outer-Filthing Piece Of Shit Kook Masquerading As Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler (aka Fred Hall), in

You seem to only grudgingly do so, kooky.

Acceptance denied, Drunken Outer-Filthing Piece Of Shit Kook
Masquerading As FNVW (aka Fred Hall). You have no standing in AUK
anymore, you're nothing more than a deemed and awarded kook. The
Triumvirate of the New Cabal impeached you because you had no standing
to ascend to FNVW in the first place, remember?

But I have entered Account Banned's nomination in my name, because
CastAlone deserves it so.

[[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Three}]

This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups

Terms Of Use, in <news:5stvlc....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

> s...@ke.bite.scores.derbyshire.kookass "Hydra^Blanky" wrote:
>
> snip

>
>> Steve...@news.mixmin.net, do take note of both the method
>> the prat uses, and the gloat, in company.
>> both practices are typical derbyshire, both are not acceptable in
>> forums.
>

> There's no firm evidence to show [Tard] Peg Boi is Derbyshire.
>

>> and again.
>>>>>alt.free.newsservers added, so Steve Crook can see firsthand your
>>>>>hypocrisy, Lying Netkkkop.
>>>>>
>>>> this "hypocrisy" thing is an important facet for you, huh derbyshire?
>>>
>>>Sez the hypocritical, morphing, usenet spammer kook who tries to
>>>netkkkop innocent people.
>>>
>> yet are you to provide *any* evidence even remotely resembling
>> substance to such a claim, and yet are you to make good ALL your
>> threats to shut posters down with threats of NSP administration
>> coercion you say will happen.
>>
>>>> errr..sez who.
>>>> you, derbyshire?
>>>
>>>Except for that niggling little problem of me not being Derbyshire,
>>>eh, kooky?
>>>
>> oH , have no fear you are Paul G Derbyshire, the shroom brewing
>> wannabe of Pembroke Ontario.

>> <street name removed>, according to the white pages site.
>
> Posting the name of the street where Derbyshite lives is wrong.
>
> It makes you Outer Filth, and that makes you a kook no better and
> no different than the [Tard] Peg Boi and Derbyshire himself.
>
> By morphing as much as Derbyshire and spamming, you're not doing yourself
> any favors. In fact, it's making you look just as kooky and abusive of
> the net as [Tard] Peg Boi and Derbyshire.
>
> You've kept on in your kooky ways not only after Sweetness applied the
> clue-stick to you, but also after the FNVW gave you a not so subtle
> warning. That's very disappointing. I expected better from you.
>
> Derbyshire is a kook, and he deserves his awards. But a blind eye cannot
> be turned to your own kookery - and outer filthing is not only kooky and
> wrong, it's an admission of defeat. It's what [Tard] Peg Boi does.
>

>> [waves the freshly wetted bedcover@derbyshire kook]
>>
>> man, the woman owns an ass that goes like piledriver on 3000PSI!
>>
>> now, would you not like her name...?...so you could rat me out?
>> fuckKopp!
>>
>> ROTFLMGD-freshlyfucked-AO@ewe-paula
>>
>> Hydra-Blanket - Usenet Agent Provocateur
>> [Systems Coordinator of that Murphy Cabal]
>> Visit the Page we Occupy -
>> http://66.39.71.195/Derbyshlre/index.html
>> [http://preview.tinyurl.com/celtbta]
>> And be sure to sign up and become a member of that
>> Murph...@aioe.news.helpdesk
>> Need to book est...@aioe.org
>> Call the office use...@aioe.org
>

> George Pickett Memorial Trophy
>
> For that which does the greatest impression of Pickett's Charge in any given
> month. Winning the Pickett Trophy generally requires the sacrifice of common
> sense, decency, and reputation to win an unwinnable argument, to reverse an
> imperceptible slight, or overcome an insurmountable barrier.
>
> For his constant morphing, spamming, and finally outer filthing the kook
> Paul Derbyshire and thereby sacrificing his own common sense and decency,
> while calling for complaints to be sent about Derbyshire's abuse but not
> his own, I regrettably nominate Phlat Ass AKA murphy AKA CastAlone for
> the Pickett. Seconds?

Regrettably, you've come to your senses a bit too late. You've been
deemed and voted a kook, so your nomination is denied.

The good news is that the New Cabal and the Triumvirate believes in
rehabilitation. You can regain your former worth, standing and
privileges by performing acts as a kookologist would, without the
kooky antics such as you displayed last night.

This post I'm replying to is a good example. Now if you can only see
fit to finally scrap this Derbyshire nonsense and get back to the
business of kookology, you might just rebuild yourself in the eyes of
the FNVWs enough to have your past kook awards and all record of them
wiped clean.

You see, unlike the old guard, we don't hold your past over you and we
don't lord it over you that you had a temporary meltdown... prove
yourself to be not a kook, and you'll be treated as such.

But until you do, you're still a kook, and your nomination is denied.

I will, however, enter the nomination myself, for two reasons. First,
if you're still a kook, it'll send you spinning like a top. Second,
it'll *definitely* send the kook CastAlone spinning like a top.

> --
> <T><A><H><B><B><B><I><V><T><G><G><T><O><U> - "Vile Little Fucker" #1
> ^^^^^^^^?_______(my hook which the Peg Boi keeps biting)

And then there's the .sig spank, the ongoing kick to the seat of your
pants to remind you that you're too stupid to properly abbreviate your
own nym.

SPNAK! on the historical revisionist kook.

Message-ID: <jvojl3$26r$1...@news.mixmin.net>

> <T><A><H><B><B><I><V><T><G><G><T><O><U> - "Retarded Little Fucker" #1

<sniggle>

You might think about letting that go, too, kooky.

[Sweetness]

"This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of

Use" <laug...@u.kook> wrote in message news:5stvlc....@news.alt.net...
> s...@ke.bite.scores.derbyshire.kookass "Hydra^Blanky" wrote:
>
> snip

>
>> Steve...@news.mixmin.net, do take note of both the method
>> the prat uses, and the gloat, in company.
>> both practices are typical derbyshire, both are not acceptable in
>> forums.
>

> There's no firm evidence to show [Tard] Peg Boi is Derbyshire.
>

>> and again.
>>>>>alt.free.newsservers added, so Steve Crook can see firsthand your
>>>>>hypocrisy, Lying Netkkkop.
>>>>>
>>>> this "hypocrisy" thing is an important facet for you, huh derbyshire?
>>>
>>>Sez the hypocritical, morphing, usenet spammer kook who tries to
>>>netkkkop innocent people.
>>>
>> yet are you to provide *any* evidence even remotely resembling
>> substance to such a claim, and yet are you to make good ALL your
>> threats to shut posters down with threats of NSP administration
>> coercion you say will happen.
>>
>>>> errr..sez who.
>>>> you, derbyshire?
>>>
>>>Except for that niggling little problem of me not being Derbyshire,
>>>eh, kooky?
>>>
>> oH , have no fear you are Paul G Derbyshire, the shroom brewing
>> wannabe of Pembroke Ontario.

>> <street name removed>, according to the white pages site.
>
> Posting the name of the street where Derbyshite lives is wrong.
>
> It makes you Outer Filth, and that makes you a kook no better and
> no different than the [Tard] Peg Boi and Derbyshire himself.
>
> By morphing as much as Derbyshire and spamming, you're not doing yourself
> any favors. In fact, it's making you look just as kooky and abusive of
> the net as [Tard] Peg Boi and Derbyshire.
>
> You've kept on in your kooky ways not only after Sweetness applied the
> clue-stick to you, but also after the FNVW gave you a not so subtle
> warning. That's very disappointing. I expected better from you.
>
> Derbyshire is a kook, and he deserves his awards. But a blind eye cannot
> be turned to your own kookery - and outer filthing is not only kooky and
> wrong, it's an admission of defeat. It's what [Tard] Peg Boi does.
>

>> [waves the freshly wetted bedcover@derbyshire kook]
>>
>> man, the woman owns an ass that goes like piledriver on 3000PSI!
>>
>> now, would you not like her name...?...so you could rat me out?
>> fuckKopp!
>>
>> ROTFLMGD-freshlyfucked-AO@ewe-paula
>>
>>
>>
>> Hydra-Blanket - Usenet Agent Provocateur
>> [Systems Coordinator of that Murphy Cabal]
>> Visit the Page we Occupy -
>> http://66.39.71.195/Derbyshlre/index.html
>> [http://preview.tinyurl.com/celtbta]
>> And be sure to sign up and become a member of that
>> Murph...@aioe.news.helpdesk
>> Need to book est...@aioe.org
>> Call the office use...@aioe.org
>
>

> George Pickett Memorial Trophy
>
>
> For that which does the greatest impression of Pickett's Charge in any
> given
> month. Winning the Pickett Trophy generally requires the sacrifice of
> common
> sense, decency, and reputation to win an unwinnable argument, to reverse
> an
> imperceptible slight, or overcome an insurmountable barrier.
>
> For his constant morphing, spamming, and finally outer filthing the kook
> Paul Derbyshire and thereby sacrificing his own common sense and decency,
> while calling for complaints to be sent about Derbyshire's abuse but not
> his own, I regrettably nominate Phlat Ass AKA murphy AKA CastAlone for
> the Pickett. Seconds?

Seconded.

Dear FNVW,
Pleace to be including the 'Flash' registered whatever sock nym in the
offishul Vote! ballot, and on your blog. TIA.

[kensi]

NOMINATION: Morphy for the Pickett. Any seconds? ;)

[Nadegda]

Second of invalid nomination denied, much as the target is deserving.

[Nadegda]

On Tue, 21 Aug 2012 22:53:02 -0400, kensi wrote:

> On 21/08/2012 9:49 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>> On Tue, 21 Aug 2012 20:01:58 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood Booze
>> Wrangler wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 22 Aug 2012 00:46:02 +0000 (UTC), This account has been banned
>>> because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use <laug...@u.kook>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> I regrettably nominate Phlat Ass AKA murphy AKA CastAlone for the
>>>> Pickett. Seconds?
>>>
>>> Nomination accepted.
>>
>> Much as I'd love to accept this one, the rules are the rules.
>>
>> Acceptance DENIED, Drunken Kook Masquerading As Ex-FNVW.
>
> NOMINATION: Morphy for the Pickett. Any seconds? ;)

Nomination accepted, recorded, and seconded. ;)

[CastAlone]

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <fn...@databasix.com> posted as news in

<k11a4v$m7o$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

>On Wed, 22 Aug 2012 00:46:02 +0000 (UTC),
>This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms
>Of Use <laug...@u.kook> wrote:
>
>>s...@ke.bite.scores.derbyshire.kookass "Hydra^Blanky" wrote:
>>
>>snip
>>
>>> Steve...@news.mixmin.net, do take note of both the method
>>> the prat uses, and the gloat, in company.
>>> both practices are typical derbyshire, both are not acceptable in
>>> forums.
>>
>>There's no firm evidence to show [Tard] Peg Boi is Derbyshire.
>>

only for the dimwitted?
heh heh heh...

sorry...you asked for that swipe as you are now following form, as
i predicted two weeks ago?
more's the pity now you (AB) have fallen it will be damn hard to get
back up, yeh?
whereas I can just waft into the mist, when i choose to.
that's the mighty oozznetz for ya[G]

>>> and again.
>>>>>>alt.free.newsservers added, so Steve Crook can see firsthand your
>>>>>>hypocrisy, Lying Netkkkop.
>>>>>>
>>>>> this "hypocrisy" thing is an important facet for you, huh derbyshire?
>>>>
>>>>Sez the hypocritical, morphing, usenet spammer kook who tries to
>>>>netkkkop innocent people.
>>>>
>>> yet are you to provide *any* evidence even remotely resembling
>>> substance to such a claim, and yet are you to make good ALL your
>>> threats to shut posters down with threats of NSP administration
>>> coercion you say will happen.
>>>
>>>>> errr..sez who.
>>>>> you, derbyshire?
>>>>
>>>>Except for that niggling little problem of me not being Derbyshire,
>>>>eh, kooky?
>>>>
>>> oH , have no fear you are Paul G Derbyshire, the shroom brewing
>>> wannabe of Pembroke Ontario.
>>> <street name removed>, according to the white pages site.
>>
>>Posting the name of the street where Derbyshite lives is wrong.
>>

'scuse me!
it is public information and posted all over the ooznetz.

the why of you should know as there were at least five others
before you _and_ phlatass/murphy who "exposed" Paul G Derbyshire
of Bennett Street, Pembroke - Ontario as the owner of egregious, nay
antagonistic posts in multiple groups, simultaneously.
you missed the 3000 post thread of c/l/lisp on clojure, eh.
Joe Attardi is still posting today, just one potential nominee
(by your stated measure) you missed:
Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2012 06:27:54 -0700 (PDT)
From: Joe Attardi <jatta...@gmail.com>
To: java...@googlegroups.com
Message-Id: <29766195-bdcc-4997...@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Re: [The Java Posse] good stuff on patents

Great link, Phil. This is a fantastic example of the evils of
software patents.
I grew up with a brother with autism, and I can speak firsthand
about the ridiculous prices of these standalone devices.
Having affordable alternatives like this will help lots of families
Joe really reads like someone worthy of a kook award, eh, someone i note who
gave up when the idiots within news groups today did not listen.

AB.
many many people have been where you are today, whilst you are
thorough, what you have done is not new.
you ready to build a list of 'nominations' ;----------D

[later]
hey hey...how about an award for "Those we killed in action with Friendly Fire".
You could make it the "Audie Murphy Memorial Hole in Head Award"!!

ROTFLMAO@nominator

>>It makes you Outer Filth, and that makes you a kook no better and
>>no different than the [Tard] Peg Boi and Derbyshire himself.
>>

there exist both in fact and history **huge** differences.
however there is no point in detailing any of it as you would not
have made this post had you not been fixed on purpose.
i do not accept your premise, i do accept your action.
as said, it comes as no surprise to me.

>>By morphing as much as Derbyshire and spamming, you're not doing yourself
>>any favors. In fact, it's making you look just as kooky and abusive of
>>the net as [Tard] Peg Boi and Derbyshire.
>>

and just where do you get "morphing" from?
and just where do you get "spamming" from?

the first is of no matter anyway in flame wars.
the second i am addressing elsewhere. when i
get that decision i will be sure to let you know.
i am not arguing the case twice, and certainly
not with those easily contaminated, and fixed in
purpose, eh [G]

>>You've kept on in your kooky ways not only after Sweetness applied the
>>clue-stick to you, but also after the FNVW gave you a not so subtle
>>warning. That's very disappointing. I expected better from you.
>>

and i from you.
so it cuts both ways.
added to the fail is your reliance on what Sweetness posted in a tissy fit.
again, i expected better - even posted as such to get you off the hook!

no prize for guessing who will be seconding your nomination.
the lady should rightly be up for a nomination herself...regrettably
i suspect that move would fail under Formosa.

>>Derbyshire is a kook, and he deserves his awards. But a blind eye cannot
>>be turned to your own kookery - and outer filthing is not only kooky and
>>wrong, it's an admission of defeat. It's what [Tard] Peg Boi does.
>>

i know what "outer filthing" is, it is me doing the study, remember?

i do not accept your premise, i do accept your action.
the problem i see for you is in reconciling your claim up against
the earliest findings of derbyshire in modern times.
seems to me there was no compunction to naming the guy given the
degree of trouble he went to make trouble, just as IT is right now.
http://tinyurl.com/bu47dx8
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.lang.java.programmer/msg/10ad8fc65e6ff077?dmode=source
"hardly an invasion of privacy"

derbyshire is not sleeping, and likely not seeing any sun in
this summer.
too busy defending his perceived invasion of privacy, and now
you feed IT the jointing for the wall...you think much about
your post?
again, not surprised but expected better, better as in sound
reasoning behind the nomination.

as to "defeat"?
news for you?
when i first stuck my nose in here to see what truth (if any) there were
to the rumors, i read defeat. any group that cannot control the likes
of eMutt is done for. period
effectively today there are two separate streams to a/u/kooks.
eMut owns one, derbyshire owns the other.
tell me i got that wrong.
you disagree that without the action coming against derbyshire
(Thor Penix) not only would a/u/kooks be dead in the water but also
_none_ of the skills you have displayed would have been aired?
and....an' poe Sweetness has not had so much airtime in
months, slurping away[G]
Bobby Larter would be most happy for her!

yeh, i checked the lady out, read the posts
around "seamus awards"...lady gets hot (in a sick way)
around men going "at it".

>>> [waves the freshly wetted bedcover@derbyshire kook]
>>>
>>> man, the woman owns an ass that goes like piledriver on 3000PSI!
>>>
>>> now, would you not like her name...?...so you could rat me out?
>>> fuckKopp!
>>>
>>> ROTFLMGD-freshlyfucked-AO@ewe-paula
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Hydra-Blanket - Usenet Agent Provocateur
>>> [Systems Coordinator of that Murphy Cabal]
>>> Visit the Page we Occupy -
>>> http://66.39.71.195/Derbyshlre/index.html
>>> [http://preview.tinyurl.com/celtbta]
>>> And be sure to sign up and become a member of that
>>> Murph...@aioe.news.helpdesk
>>> Need to book est...@aioe.org
>>> Call the office use...@aioe.org
>>
>>
>>George Pickett Memorial Trophy
>>

nomination accepted :--------------------D

>>
>>For that which does the greatest impression of Pickett's Charge in any given
>>month. Winning the Pickett Trophy generally requires the sacrifice of common
>>sense, decency, and reputation to win an unwinnable argument, to reverse an
>>imperceptible slight, or overcome an insurmountable barrier.
>>

defeat..?...from you? huh?
you roll over waaaaaaaay too easy, brother, way too easy.

whatever....

this job is done, derbyshire has his awards, forever more - as long as you Aukkers
have it together enough for derbyshire not to take your pages down, something i
am sure IT is working on feverishly - forever more, when spotted up to IT's usual
tricks a poster can refer the target of IT's abuse to the awards, and thus know the
messenger will not be shot down, as has happened in the past...and i note, is
happening here in a/u/kooks right now.

btw...in all that there is a free kloo as to why the posts you, and the idiot
you drop your levi's for - in calling SPAM - are not SPAM.

>>For his constant morphing, spamming, and finally outer filthing the kook
>>Paul Derbyshire and thereby sacrificing his own common sense and decency,
>

it's ooznet, surely that part of the descriptor is in jest :----D

>>while calling for complaints to be sent about Derbyshire's abuse but not
>>his own,
>

i have encouraged posters to complain...go hard i say.
i been around long enough to trust independent savvy analysis
of ooznetz activity.
buuut....
[shrug]
i get the phrasing is set in stone, few today have the mental capacity to
make change where change is required.

>I regrettably nominate Phlat Ass AKA murphy AKA CastAlone for
>>the Pickett.
>

and there, brother, you will fall on your ass.

i have never pushed it, seemed to me those with the savvy would work
it out.
looks like i just gotta say, you are very welcome to nominate
"Paul"/"Castalone"/"_kookmeister_"/Hydra-Blanket"/"Citizen Kane"
for whatever awards you choose (and i am sure there are more coming
from this post <BFG>) and you are free to try and make linkage which
will fail examination...thing is, caution makes more sense, lest the whole
house of cards falls down when you aspire to fill your owned purpose in
using misinformation.

>Seconds?
>
the nomination will have no trouble garnering the
bimbo's attention*--------------------D

>Nomination accepted.
>
ditto..and in the doing i note your (FNVW) failure to address my initial
response to your point of order to which i raised a valid point of order.
MID: <k115rm$fgh$1...@speranza.aioe.org>
so you decree, so it is.
no argument from me. i accept that anarchy of the ooznetz, live with it
and live by it.


but, as "the "murphy"" did say...
"shoot straight yer bastards"

<snarf>
--
cio

[[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Three}]

Sweetness, in <news:k11gei$t0t$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> did

Since Account Banned is a deemed and voted kook, he cannot nominate,
second or vote. But, since I've picked up the nomination in his stead,
and you are not a deemed or voted kook, this nomination is accepted.

> Dear FNVW,
> Pleace to be including the 'Flash' registered whatever sock nym in the
> offishul Vote! ballot, and on your blog. TIA.

So noted.

[This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use]

AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Andrew Wilson
<awils...@gmail.com> wrote:

> X-No-Archive: yes

Denied.



> On Aug 21, 9:50 pm, The Drunken Outer-Filthing Piece Of Shit Kook Peg Boi,
> [Tard] Friendly Neighborhood Net Abuser {King Of The PeeWees}
> <FN...@AltUsenetKooks.com> wrote:

So [Tard] Peg Boi is still post-humping me?

snip

> I am not Paul Derbyshire.

Liar.


> I live in California, just a few miles from
> you.

Explain how Ontario became the USA, and how you know when the [Tard] Peg Boi
lives, Derbyshire.

--
<T><A><H><B><B><B><I><V><T><G><G><T><O><U> - "Vile Little Fucker" #1
^^^^^^^^?_______(my hook which the Peg Boi keeps biting)

[This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use]

AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA kensi
<kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote:

> NOMINATION:<SPANK>

Shut up, insane kook.

[[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Three}]

Nice acceptance speech, kooky. Too bad you're so illucid that you're
screeching at the wrong person.

Account Banned's nomination was invalid, so I picked up the nomination
in his stead. kensi also nominated you for the award, so it's a dual
nomination.

Sweetness *and* Nadegda seconded it, so it's also a dual second.

And *that* is called a SPNAK!, kooky.

<sniggle>

[CastAlone]

[Tor] <::-------tinhat tosser {One Of Three} WINNER!! "TAR & FEATHERS" July2012

posted as news in <k11ja4$2tg$1...@news.mixmin.net>:

>CastAlone, in <news:k11icn$jjo$1...@news.albasani.net> did thusly write:
>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <fn...@databasix.com> posted as news in
>> <k11a4v$m7o$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

/...\

>>>Nomination accepted.
>>>
>> ditto..and in the doing i note your (FNVW) failure to address my initial
>> response to your point of order to which i raised a valid point of order.
>> MID: <k115rm$fgh$1...@speranza.aioe.org>
>> so you decree, so it is.
>> no argument from me. i accept that anarchy of the ooznetz, live with it
>> and live by it.
>>
>> but, as "the "murphy"" did say...
>> "shoot straight yer bastards"
>>
>> <snarf>

>> -- <-------------------- fucked up news software client noted
>> cio
>
>Nice acceptance speech,
>
i can only agree...pretty much covered all bases. ya think?

>kooky.
>
yeh, pity you wont be able to vote on the issue though, eh *------------------------D

>Too bad you're so illucid that you're

so what?

>screeching at the wrong person.
>

i question your judgement.
that i s allowed, yeh?

or are you just gonna stomp up and smack me in the chops!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Three}]

This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups

Terms Of Use, in <news:5su96v....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

> CastAlone <c...@ca.org.example> wrote:
>
>> Followup-To: alt.usenet.kooks
>
> How is this any different from Derbyshire's cowardice?

>
>> the why of you should know as there were at least five others
>> before you _and_ phlatass/murphy who "exposed" Paul G Derbyshire

>> of {other filthing snipped}
>
> Right.
>
> And there I was hoping you'd learned - and this nomination could be withdrawn.

KOOK-FIGHT!

[[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Three}]

CastAlone, in <news:k11jlc$gf7$1...@speranza.aioe.org> did thusly write:

> [Tor] <::-------tinhat tosser {One Of Three} WINNER!! "TAR & FEATHERS" July2012
> posted as news in <k11ja4$2tg$1...@news.mixmin.net>:
>>CastAlone, in <news:k11icn$jjo$1...@news.albasani.net> did thusly write:
>>
>>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <fn...@databasix.com> posted as news in
>>> <k11a4v$m7o$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
> /...\
>>>>Nomination accepted.
>>>>
>>> ditto..and in the doing i note your (FNVW) failure to address my initial
>>> response to your point of order to which i raised a valid point of order.
>>> MID: <k115rm$fgh$1...@speranza.aioe.org>
>>> so you decree, so it is.
>>> no argument from me. i accept that anarchy of the ooznetz, live with it
>>> and live by it.
>>>
>>> but, as "the "murphy"" did say...
>>> "shoot straight yer bastards"
>>>
>>> <snarf>
>>> -- <-------------------- fucked up news software client noted
>>> cio
>>
>>Nice acceptance speech,
>>
> i can only agree...pretty much covered all bases. ya think?

Very screedy, yes.

>>kooky.
>>
> yeh, pity you wont be able to vote on the issue though, eh *------------------------D

Being the FNVW, I'm pretty sure I will.

>>Too bad you're so illucid that you're
> so what?

Tacit admission to illucidity noted, kooky.

>>screeching at the wrong person.
>>
> i question your judgement.
> that i s allowed, yeh?

Not by kooks by you, kooky.

> or<SMACK!>

Shut the fuck up, kook.

[CastAlone]

AB <laug...@u.kook> posted as news in
<5su96v....@news.alt.net>:

>CastAlone <c...@ca.org.example> wrote:
>
>> Followup-To: alt.usenet.kooks
>
>How is this any different from Derbyshire's cowardice?
>

Do not tell ME how to set my work, m'kay?

I am posting and reading a/u/kooks.
you go run around groups if you choose so.
do not expect others to perform so bloody childish
a bother.

>> the why of you should know as there were at least five others
>> before you _and_ phlatass/murphy who "exposed" Paul G Derbyshire
>>of Bennett Street, Pembroke - Ontario as the owner of egregious, nay
>>antagonistic posts in multiple groups, simultaneously.
>>you missed the 3000 post thread of c/l/lisp on clojure, eh.
>>Joe Attardi is still posting today, just one potential nominee
>>(by your stated measure) you missed:
>> Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2012 06:27:54 -0700 (PDT)
>> From: Joe Attardi <jatta...@gmail.com>
>> To: java...@googlegroups.com
>> Message-Id: <29766195-bdcc-4997...@googlegroups.com>
>> Subject: Re: [The Java Posse] good stuff on patents
>>
>> Great link, Phil. This is a fantastic example of the evils of
>> software patents.
>> I grew up with a brother with autism, and I can speak firsthand
>> about the ridiculous prices of these standalone devices.
>> Having affordable alternatives like this will help lots of families
>>Joe really reads like someone worthy of a kook award, eh, someone i note who
>>gave up when the idiots within news groups today did not listen.

>Right.
>
damn right i am right.
you are just playing "Hopalong Cassidy" in behaving no different to
derbyshire.
who the fuck are you to question me?
you want some superior status above your worth as a toiler?
I do not, i am happy where i sit. so just get off your high horse
and go chill out, somewhere else, sooky boy*---D

>And there I was hoping you'd learned -
>

like YOU didn't get the message a week ago, two
weeks ago?
I know just who has the learning difficulty.

> and this nomination could be withdrawn.
>

take your withdrawal and shove it.
i WANT the nomination to run.
check the headers, note the change.

you getting that?

[holsters the .45]

now
pull yer freaking head in.
you are now reading as a jerk.
calm down and THINK about what you are posting.

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