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Palinisms Galore

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Jul 5, 2009, 9:38:47 AM7/5/09
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Really???

Is that true???

Somebody needs to tell Palin pretty much ALL fish go with the flow, except
salmon.

Does she fancy herself a salmon???

She's more like a crab. Or crabs. An itch you can't scratch in the
crotch.

Don't go away, Sarah. Keep those Palinisms coming. They're rivaling the
Bushisms we became so accustomed to.

Somebody's got to keep the late night comedians in business.

And Tina Fey. She's probably dusting off her Palin costume again.....

Mike C.

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Jul 5, 2009, 9:11:33 AM7/5/09
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Palinisms Galore wrote:
> Really???
>
> Is that true???
>
> Somebody needs to tell Palin pretty much ALL fish go with the flow,
> except salmon.
>
> Does she fancy herself a salmon???
>
> She's more like a crab. Or crabs. An itch you can't scratch in the
> crotch.
>
> Don't go away, Sarah. Keep those Palinisms coming. They're rivaling
> the Bushisms we became so accustomed to.

She left Bush in the dust a long time ago. Saying she's quitting because
she's not a quitter outdoes herself though. She didn't want to be a lame
duck? These aren't reasons, they're excuses.

> Somebody's got to keep the late night comedians in business.

Now it sounds like she wants to sue anybody who says anything or speculates
anything about her.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/akmuckraker/huffington-post-blogger-s_b_225817.html


Bluuuue Rajah

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Jul 5, 2009, 10:38:26 AM7/5/09
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"Palinisms Galore" <pali...@andbushisms.lol> wrote in
news:2umvu0....@news.alt.net:

> And Tina Fey. She's probably dusting off her Palin costume again.....

You mean the glasses and the sport jacket?

tomcervo

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Jul 5, 2009, 10:44:04 AM7/5/09
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On Jul 5, 9:38�am, "Palinisms Galore" <palini...@andbushisms.lol>
wrote:

> Really???
>
> Is that true???
>
> Somebody needs to tell Palin pretty much ALL fish go with the flow, except
> salmon.
>
> Does she fancy herself a salmon???
>
> She's more like a crab. �Or crabs. �An itch you can't scratch in the
> crotch.

No, she's a barracuda, remember? Though now she's starting to look
like chum.

f.barnes

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Jul 5, 2009, 11:55:37 AM7/5/09
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On Jul 5, 8:38 am, "Palinisms Galore" <palini...@andbushisms.lol>
wrote:

> Really???
>
> Is that true???
>
> Somebody needs to tell Palin pretty much ALL fish go with the flow, except
> salmon.

Bullshit! I've seen many, many, fish swimming against the current.
You must not be a fisherman. If they all went with the flow they
would not need fins or a tail, just float along as a featureless round
ball. In fact most fish swim against the current. I don't know
about fish in oceans but I do know about fish in rivers and streams,
and so does Sarah Palin. "Only dead fish go with the flow" is, in
general, a truism.

aemeijers

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Jul 5, 2009, 12:32:22 PM7/5/09
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Wouldn't break my heart if all the comedians and TV news divisions
collectively shun her, Amish style, and make her a non-person to the
portion of the (mainly younger) population that never reads a newspaper.
By the time the 2012 election cycle heats up, she really needs to be
'Sarah Who?'

I say this in the hope that a qualified woman from either party will
emerge as a viable candidate. I have no heartburn with a woman being
POTUS or VPOTUS, but it can't be just because she is a camera-friendly
woman. She actually has to have a few brain cells, and know how to use
them. Same criteria I apply to male candidates.

--
aem sends...

f.barnes

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Jul 5, 2009, 2:20:02 PM7/5/09
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On Jul 5, 11:32 am, aemeijers <aemeij...@att.net> wrote:
> Mike C. wrote:
> > Palinisms Galore wrote:
> >> Really???
>
> >> Is that true???
>
> >> Somebody needs to tell Palin pretty much ALL fish go with the flow,
> >> except salmon.
>
> >> Does she fancy herself a salmon???
>
> >> She's more like a crab.  Or crabs.  An itch you can't scratch in the
> >> crotch.
>
> >> Don't go away, Sarah.  Keep those Palinisms coming.  They're rivaling
> >> the Bushisms we became so accustomed to.
>
> > She left Bush in the dust a long time ago. Saying she's quitting because
> > she's not a quitter outdoes herself though. She didn't want to be a lame
> > duck? These aren't reasons, they're excuses.
>
> >> Somebody's got to keep the late night comedians in business.
>
> > Now it sounds like she wants to sue anybody who says anything or speculates
> > anything about her.
>
> >http://www.huffingtonpost.com/akmuckraker/huffington-post-blogger-s_b...

>
> Wouldn't break my heart if all the comedians and TV news divisions
> collectively shun her, Amish style, and make her a non-person to the
> portion of the (mainly younger) population that never reads a newspaper.
> By the time the 2012 election cycle heats up, she really needs to be
> 'Sarah Who?'
>
> I say this in the hope that a qualified woman from either party will
> emerge as a viable candidate. I have no heartburn with a woman being
> POTUS or VPOTUS, but it can't be just because she is a camera-friendly
> woman. She actually has to have a few brain cells, and know how to use
> them. Same criteria I apply to male candidates.
>
> --
> aem sends...- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Only stupid, shallow people, think that Palin is either stupid or
shallow.

Not Sure

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Jul 5, 2009, 2:50:00 PM7/5/09
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On Jul 5, 6:38 am, "Palinisms Galore" <palini...@andbushisms.lol>
wrote:

Sarah Palin continues scaring the shit and piss out of the hysterical
misogynists on the left, I see. Continue sobbing.

Imaginary Friend

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Jul 5, 2009, 2:56:40 PM7/5/09
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"All these frivilous ethics violations investigations...."

Yeah, its a total bitch when you have to follow the rules and someone
looks over your shoulder to make sure that you aren't breaking laws
and guidlines. Pesky as hell, shit, it ain't as if it's YOUR money
you're spending or putting into secret accounts to be used for shit
like, oh, I don't know, buying drugs like Rush or running off to
foreign countrys to fuck women who aren't your wife as your kids sit
alone on Fathers Day.

The god damn rules those pain in the ass tax payers think we should be
following. Screw it, but don't forget to vote for ME as President!!!

trotsky

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Jul 5, 2009, 4:51:28 PM7/5/09
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Agreed--her quitting makes her seem very scary and tough. Like
anonymice--oops!

KalElFan

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Jul 5, 2009, 6:38:09 PM7/5/09
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"f.barnes" <fre...@centurytel.net> wrote in message
news:72cb9954-ee02-41b1...@h11g2000yqb.googlegroups.com...

> Only stupid, shallow people, think that Palin is either stupid or
> shallow.

Loony people also think that about Palin, but they're a subset
of {stupid, shallow} so you're right!

2nz

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Jul 5, 2009, 9:04:46 PM7/5/09
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On Jul 5, 12:50 pm, Not Sure <fred1321...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Sarah Palin continues scaring the shit and piss out of the hysterical
> misogynists on the left, I see. Continue sobbing.


If she recorded a song called 'Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow', you
and several million other knuckleheads would hum it during sex.

larrylaundry

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Jul 5, 2009, 10:36:46 PM7/5/09
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Me as an American, she does not serve my interests in any way shape of
form. I compare her to that blago creep,
these people are only interested in serving themselves. Nothing else.

larrylaundry

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Jul 5, 2009, 10:37:25 PM7/5/09
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f.barnes wrote:
> On Jul 5, 8:38 am, "Palinisms Galore" <palini...@andbushisms.lol>
> wrote:
> > Really???
> >
> > Is that true???
> >
> > Somebody needs to tell Palin pretty much ALL fish go with the flow, except
> > salmon.
>
> Bullshit! I've seen many, many, fish swimming against the current.
> You must not be a fisherman. If they all went with the flow they
> would not need fins or a tail, just float along as a featureless round
> ball. In fact most fish swim against the current. I don't know
> about fish in oceans but I do know about fish in rivers and streams,
> and so does Sarah Palin. "Only dead fish go with the flow" is, in
> general, a truism.
>

The smart fish usually swim with the current when they have been
hooked. Their best chance to get away.

drhunt1

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Jul 6, 2009, 6:59:11 PM7/6/09
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I love it when the liberal loons get their underwear twisted in a
knot! LMAO~! Sarah has got a plan...and as "unorthodox" as it may seem
to you cretins, it makes perfect sense. A political gamble?
Perhaps...but I think that her plan is sound, prudent and timely. No
longer tethered to frivolous ethics violation allegations, she has
decided to save Alaskan taxpayer money defending these accusations,
while taking on a far greater role for conservatives that are
disenfranchised. Notice I didn't write Republicans. There's a very
good reason. Many moderates, independants and even fiscally
conservative Dems are not happy with the current state-of-the-union.
Who else, but sarah palin, to campaign for those of us that KNEW what
Obamanomics was all about, and those that now are experiencing serious
voters' remorse? And fyi...ALL fish swim against the current at some
time...but only dead fish always go with the flow. You idiots make me
laugh...please continue...

Casey73

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Jul 7, 2009, 5:00:23 PM7/7/09
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On Jul 5, 6:38 am, "Palinisms Galore" <palini...@andbushisms.lol>
wrote:
> Really???
>
> Is that true???
>
> Somebody needs to tellPalinpretty much ALL fish go with the flow, except

> salmon.
>
> Does she fancy herself a salmon???
>
> She's more like a crab.  Or crabs.  An itch you can't scratch in the
> crotch.
>
> Don't go away,Sarah.  Keep those Palinisms coming.  They're rivaling the

> Bushisms we became so accustomed to.
>
> Somebody's got to keep the late night comedians in business.
>
> And Tina Fey.  She's probably dusting off herPalincostume again.....

What is the source of your hatred? I thought liberals were tolerant,
open minded and loving of all? Shouldn't you embrace those you
disagree with, and persuade them with gentle words and understanding,
so they can see the error of their ways? Where is the peace, the love
and the dove?

What is it like to wake every day feeling hatred and looking for a
target to thrust all that hatred upon?

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