NOBEL PRIZE WINNER SAYS SHOVE IT

[Intrepid]

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STOCKHOLM (Rueters) -- The
Nobel Foundation will have to look
elsewhere for this year's winner
of its Nobel Prize in Science.
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Ed Conrad, known by his intimate
friends as Humble Pie, has informed
the Nobel Foundation that it can keep
its prize and shove it.
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It marks the first time in 11 years
that the Foundation will have to find
someone else as the winner.
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The Nobel Foundation, established in
1900, is based on the will of Al Nobel
and this marks the very first time in 111
years that someone has refused to
accept it.
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The Foundation wanted to salute Ed
Conrad for discovering a shitload of
petrified bones, teeth and soft organs
-- SOME HUMAN -- between coal veins
in NE Pennsylvania.
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These mind-0boggling discoveries
obviously send poor Charlie Darwin
and his Theory of Evolution to the
landfill (and all evolutionists along
with it.).
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Ed Conrad's discoveries fly in face
of all of the so-called "experts" at
the Smithsonian, Penn State University,
the University of Pennsylvania and
the University of California (Berkeley)
-- to mention just a few -- who have
long claimed that such fossils couldn't
possibly exit because man simply
DID NOT EXIST some 280 million
years ago when coal was formed.
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Below are a few neat pictures.
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PETRIFIED BONE, TEETH, EVEN SOFT
ORGANS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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"THE WORLD'S OLDEST HUMAN SKULL"
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-- Wilton M. Krogman, the world-famous human anatomist and author of
"The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine"
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/catcalv.jpg
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COMPLETE HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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HUMAN FINGERS (with fingernails) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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FEMUR . . . (Still embedded in shale)
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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TIBIA . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
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FRONTAL MANDIBLE . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanJaw3.jpg
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SIDE MANDIBLE . . . (EC should be in Hollywood)
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http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/page6_files/body_data/conrad.jpg
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GALL BLADDER . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/GallBladder1.jpg
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HUMAN BRAIN (Only one hemisphere, unfortunately) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
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PETRIFIED PENIS . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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PETRIFIED BONE EMBEDDED IN SLATE
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/InSlate11.jpg
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FETUSES (One has turned to coal) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
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CANINE TOOTH OF LARGE ANIMALS
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon3_files/1tooth.jpg
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MR. LONG-EARS EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
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JUST SOME OF THE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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THE PSEUDOS SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT
SOMEDAY THEIR SHIT WOULD HIT THE FAN
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http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/while-you-were-out-shit-happened...
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif
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http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif
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SUPREME BEAN REVEALS A FEW OF HIS SECRETS
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http://www.edconrad.org
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TIME, NOW, TO PLAY BLIND MAN'S BLUFF
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http://www.edconrad.com/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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[Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess]

On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:37:10 -0700 (PDT)
Intrepid <tickle.my...@gmail.com> wrote:

> <
> =========================
> < LATEST BULLETIN
> =========================
> <
> STOCKHOLM (Rueters) -- The
> Nobel Foundation will have to look
> elsewhere for this year's winner
> of its Nobel Prize in Science.
> <
> Ed Conrad, known by his intimate
> friends as Humble Pie, has informed
> the Nobel Foundation that it can keep
> its prize and shove it.

Ed Conrad has certainly earned my respect for doing this...

> It marks the first time in 11 years
> that the Foundation will have to find
> someone else as the winner.
> <
> The Nobel Foundation, established in
> 1900, is based on the will of Al Nobel
> and this marks the very first time in 111
> years that someone has refused to
> accept it.

...and it likely won't be the last.

> The Foundation wanted to salute Ed
> Conrad for discovering a shitload of
> petrified bones, teeth and soft organs
> -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal veins
> in NE Pennsylvania.

[snip]

That's nice, but they've lost respect after granting the Nobel Prize in
advance to politicians for making peace (the wars still aren't over).

--
Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
"... Imagine there's no countries ... And no religion too ..."
-- John Lennon ("Imagine")

[raven1]

On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:37:10 -0700 (PDT), Intrepid
<tickle.my...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Ed Conrad, known by his intimate
>friends as Humble Pie, has informed
>the Nobel Foundation that it can keep
>its prize and shove it.

Presumably in the same place Mr. Conrad keeps his cranium.

[Tronscend]

"Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess" <god...@fidemturbare.com>
skrev i melding news:20120425055002....@fidemturbare.com...

> On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:37:10 -0700 (PDT)
> Intrepid <tickle.my...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> <
>> =========================
>> < LATEST BULLETIN
>> =========================
>> <
>> STOCKHOLM (Rueters) -- The
>> Nobel Foundation will have to look
>> elsewhere for this year's winner
>> of its Nobel Prize in Science.
>> <
>> Ed Conrad, known by his intimate
>> friends as Humble Pie, has informed
>> the Nobel Foundation that it can keep
>> its prize and shove it.
>
> Ed Conrad has certainly earned my respect for doing this...

So ... you don't know who he is, then ...?

> That's nice, but they've lost respect after granting the Nobel Prize in
> advance to politicians for making peace (the wars still aren't over).

That would be the Nobel Peace Prize; not the scientific ones handed out by
Sweden.

T

[raven1]

On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 20:50:24 +0200, "Tronscend" <tron...@frizurf.no>
wrote:

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>"Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess" <god...@fidemturbare.com>
>skrev i melding news:20120425055002....@fidemturbare.com...
>> On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:37:10 -0700 (PDT)
>> Intrepid <tickle.my...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> <
>>> =========================
>>> < LATEST BULLETIN
>>> =========================
>>> <
>>> STOCKHOLM (Rueters) -- The
>>> Nobel Foundation will have to look
>>> elsewhere for this year's winner
>>> of its Nobel Prize in Science.
>>> <
>>> Ed Conrad, known by his intimate
>>> friends as Humble Pie, has informed
>>> the Nobel Foundation that it can keep
>>> its prize and shove it.
>>
>> Ed Conrad has certainly earned my respect for doing this...
>
>So ... you don't know who he is, then ...?

I'd guess not... ;-)

[Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess]

I didn't know, but I just looked him up. (That was silly on my part,
for I really should have looked him up. You both got me!)

He appears to be crazy, so although my motivation was a bit misplaced,
the end result is still correct because he obviously doesn't deserve
the award and so I respect him for refusing to take it.

--

Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess

"If Genesis is true, [then] God is running a protection racket."
-- Barry O'Grady (April 4, 2012)

[default]

On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:37:10 -0700 (PDT), Intrepid
<tickle.my...@gmail.com> wrote:

> STOCKHOLM (Rueters) -- The
>Nobel Foundation will have to look
>elsewhere for this year's winner
>of its Nobel Prize in Science.

Little late for April's Fool, isn't it?

[George152]

On 4/26/2012 8:40 AM, Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess

He was never offered anything except the DCM (Don't Come Monday)

[Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess]

Ha ha! He should accept that one.

--

Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess

"Jesus is unnecessary and a liar. ... It is useless for a man to come
to Jesus and follow Him, as all these earnest Christians will go on to
Hell, anyway. ..."
-- Broil Jab (April 13, 2012)

[Legally....@hotmail.com]

On Apr 25, 4:40 pm, "Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess"
<godd...@fidemturbare.com> wrote:
>
> He (Ed Conrad) appears to be crazy, so although my

> motivation was a bit misplaced, the end result is still
> correct because he obviously doesn't deserve the award
> and so I respect him for refusing to take it.
>

This is Fidem's mommy.
<
I want you all to know that I spanked the little brat
and sent him to bed.

[Legally....@hotmail.com]

On Apr 25, 6:13 pm, default wrote:
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> On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:37:10 -0700 (PDT), Intrepid

> <tickle.my.fancy...@gmail.com> wrote

<:
> >     STOCKHOLM (Rueters) -- The
> > Nobel Foundation will have to look
> > elsewhere for this year's winner
> > of its Nobel Prize in Science.
>
> Little late for April's Fool, isn't it?
<

Rooty Toot Toot! . . . Rooty Toot Toot!
How they hide from truth at the Institute
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[kni...@baawa.com]

>> Ed Conrad, known by his intimate
>>friends as Humble Pie, has informed
>>the Nobel Foundation that it can keep
>>its prize and shove it.

Poor, Ed. They don't even have medication for what he has.

Warlord Steve
BAAWA

[RichTravsky]

It's ALWAYS April Fool's day on Planet Conrad

Paleoanthropology Division
Smithsonian Institute
207 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20078

Dear Mr Conrad:

Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled
"211-D, layer seven, next to the clothesline post. Hominid
skull." We have given this specimen a careful and detailed
examination, and regret to inform you that we disagree with your
theory that it represents "conclusive proof of the presence of
Early Man in Charleston County two million years ago." Rather, it
appears that what you have found is the head of a Barbie doll, of
the variety one of our staff, who has small children, believes to
be the "Malibu Barbie". It is evident that you have given a great
deal of thought to the analysis of this specimen, and you may be
quite certain that those of us who are familiar with your prior
work in the field were loathe to come to contradiction with your
findings. However, we do feel that there are a number of physical
attributes of the specimen which might have tipped you off to
it's modern origin:

1. The material is molded plastic. Ancient hominid remains
are typically fossilized bone.

2. The cranial capacity of the specimen is approximately 9
cubic centimeters, well below the threshold of even the earliest
identified proto-hominids.

3. The dentition pattern evident on the "skull" is more
consistent with the common domesticated dog than it is with the
"ravenous man-eating Pliocene clams" you speculate roamed the
wetlands during that time. This latter finding is certainly one
of the most intriguing hypotheses you have submitted in your
history with this institution, but the evidence seems to weigh
rather heavily against it. Without going into too much detail,
let us say that:

A. The specimen looks like the head of a Barbie doll
that a dog has chewed on.
B. Clams don't have teeth.

It is with feelings tinged with melancholy that we must deny your
request to have the specimen carbon dated. This is partially due
to the heavy load our lab must bear in it's normal operation, and
partly due to carbon dating's notorious inaccuracy in fossils of
recent geologic record. To the best of our knowledge, no Barbie
dolls were produced prior to 1956 AD, and carbon dating is likely
to produce wildly inaccurate results. Sadly, we must also deny
your request that we approach the National Science Foundation's
Phylogeny Department with the concept of assigning your specimen
the scientific name "Australopithecus spiff-arino." Speaking
personally, I, for one, fought tenaciously for the acceptance of
your proposed taxonomy, but was ultimately voted down because the
species name you selected was hyphenated, and didn't really sound
like it might be Latin.

However, we gladly accept your generous donation of this
fascinating specimen to the museum. While it is undoubtedly not a
hominid fossil, it is, nonetheless, yet another riveting example
of the great body of work you seem to accumulate here so
effortlessly. You should know that our Director has reserved a
special shelf in his own office for the display of the specimens
you have previously submitted to the Institution, and the entire
staff speculates daily on what you will happen upon next in your
digs at the site you have discovered in your back yard. We
eagerly anticipate your trip to our nation's capital that you
proposed in your last letter, and several of us are pressing the
Director to pay for it. We are particularly interested in hearing
you expand on your theories surrounding the "trans-positating
fillifitation of ferrous ions in a structural matrix" that makes
the excellent juvenile Tyrannosaurus rex femur you recently
discovered take on the deceptive appearance of a rusty 9-mm Sears
Craftsman automotive crescent wrench.

Yours in Science,
Harvey Rowe
Curator, Antiquities

[RichTravsky]

This is Eddie's parents. He has been spanked and sent to bed without supper
for lying and pretending to be an adult.

[RichTravsky]

"Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess" wrote:
>
> On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:27:14 -0400
> raven1 <quotht...@nevermore.com> wrote:
> > On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 20:50:24 +0200, "Tronscend" <tron...@frizurf.no>

> > >> Ed Conrad has certainly earned my respect for doing this...
> > >
> > >So ... you don't know who he is, then ...?
> >
> > I'd guess not... ;-)
>
> I didn't know, but I just looked him up. (That was silly on my part,
> for I really should have looked him up. You both got me!)

You're new in these parts, eh?

> He appears to be crazy, so although my motivation was a bit misplaced,

"appears"?

> the end result is still correct because he obviously doesn't deserve
> the award and so I respect him for refusing to take it.

He was never offered it, thos the committee did consider him:

[Tom McDonald]

Ah, an oldie but a goodie.

[EyeOfDarwin]

Tom McDonald wrote:
> On 5/4/2012 5:05 PM, RichTravsky wrote:
> > "Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess" wrote:
> >> On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:27:14 -0400
> >> raven1<quotht...@nevermore.com> wrote:
> >>> On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 20:50:24 +0200, "Tronscend"<tron...@frizurf.no>
> >
> >>>>> Ed Conrad has certainly earned my respect for doing this...
> >>>>
> >>>> So ... you don't know who he is, then ...?
> >>>
> >>> I'd guess not... ;-)
> >>
> >> I didn't know, but I just looked him up. (That was silly on my part,
> >> for I really should have looked him up. You both got me!)
> >
> > You're new in these parts, eh?
> >
> >> He appears to be crazy, so although my motivation was a bit misplaced,
> >
> > "appears"?
> >
> >> the end result is still correct because he obviously doesn't deserve
> >> the award and so I respect him for refusing to take it.
> >
> > He was never offered it, thos the committee did consider him:
> >
> > Paleoanthropology Division
> > Smithsonian Institute
> > 207 Pennsylvania Avenue
> > Washington, DC 20078
> >
> > Dear Mr Conrad:

> ...

> Ah, an oldie but a goodie.

Yes, I'm going to have to save it.

Those of us who've suffered from Conrad's BS spam over the years have noted
he used to use paid providers. Now, he's using google groups. Hmmm. Must
be because of the complaints.