Steve Irwin Jokes
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A: Apparently more than one.
Steve Irwin's Australia Zoo is now serving Sting Ray...
It's Expensive, but Steve reckons "It's to die for!"
In a recent interview Steve Irwin was asked what his favourite TV
programme was. "Thunderbirds", he replied, "But Stingray will always
have a special place in my heart."
Guess who's singing at Steve Irwin's funeral?
Sting.
Steve's favorite sunglasses?
Ray Bans.
Steve Irwin may have married Terri, but he always had a place in his
heart for Barb.
Who else sung at Steve Irwin's funeral?
Barb-ara Streisand.
Why did Steve Irwin refuse to wear sunscreen?
He wanted to catch some killer rays.
Q: Why is Trudie Styler like Steve Irwin?
A: Both have been penetrated by Sting.
What did the crocodile say to the stingray?
Thank you stingray.
Why did they recall Steve Irwin's line of sunblock?
It didn't protect against deadly rays.
What network will be hosting his re-runs?
Spike.
What's the last thing Steve Irwin ever said?
'She's feisty'
Did you hear that steve irwin died like he lived?
With animals in his heart.
What does Steve Irwin and Australia have in common?
They're both buried down under.
They called a meeting at the Australia Zoo....Steve Irwin has something
to get off his chest.
How did Steve Irwin die?
He had a heart attacked...
Steve Irwin isn't the first person to be brought down by something with
flaps that smells like fish!
After Steve Irwin's death we discovered Terri Irwin is pregnant. If it's
a boy she'll name him Ray and if it's a girl she'll name her Barb!
What did Steve Irwin say when he pulled the stingray barb from his chest?
...CROAKY!!!!!
How many respected biologists have been killed by stingrays?
None.
What does Steve Irwin and a pile of manure have in common?
They both support the environment when they're deep in the ground.
What made Steve Irwin so funny?
He died.
Good old Steve he knew the way to crocodiles heart, but then again so
did that stingray!
What's the difference between the Croc Hunter and Princess Di?
He brought his own camera crew.
Steve Irwin Facts:
New Steve Irwin Doll:
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Picard Remembers Steve Irwin:
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Animal Kingdom on the Steve Irwin Tragedy:
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Stingray mugshot:
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Steve Irwin Moves Japan To Tears:
Steve Irwin will rise again:
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dingo
A crocodile hunter hunter!
Steve always loved Crocs but he had a soft spot in his heart for stingrays.