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Enzo Matrix

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Oct 27, 2003, 4:27:53 PM10/27/03
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Tracy: Does no one have any sympathy for me?

Ken, Deirdre, Peter (Chorus): No!

The scene with Steve and Karen reading excerpts from their respective
wedding venue brochures came a close second!

--
Enzo

I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Alf

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Oct 28, 2003, 12:46:54 AM10/28/03
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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 21:27:53 -0000, "Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>Tracy: Does no one have any sympathy for me?
>
>Ken, Deirdre, Peter (Chorus): No!
>
>The scene with Steve and Karen reading excerpts from their respective
>wedding venue brochures came a close second!
>

Nope, Steve's, "Beer garden at the rear" goes down as the best ever
here.

MartinS

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Oct 28, 2003, 1:29:31 AM10/28/03
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Alf <on...@thisng.com> wrote:

I liked the "All you can eat boo-fett, £9".

Time after time, Steve tries to curb Karen's wild spending and, time
after time, she uses her feminine wiles to "persuade" him. LOL!

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Martin S.

John Watson 102

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Oct 28, 2003, 3:04:54 AM10/28/03
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> time
>after time, she uses her feminine wiles to "persuade" him

Just like every other woman then :-)


Mark

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Oct 28, 2003, 3:58:32 AM10/28/03
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I still remember the time when Tracy called Hayley Cropper, Tootsie.
Brilliant.

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Alf

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Oct 28, 2003, 5:10:00 AM10/28/03
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On 28 Oct 2003 08:04:54 GMT, johnwa...@aol.com (John Watson 102)
wrote:

>> time
>>after time, she uses her feminine wiles to "persuade" him
>
>Just like every other woman then :-)
>

Didn't appreciate you was a fighting man, John?

Alf

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Oct 28, 2003, 5:10:31 AM10/28/03
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On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 08:58:32 -0000, "Mark" <mark...@blueyonder.co.uk>
wrote:

>I still remember the time when Tracy called Hayley Cropper, Tootsie.
>Brilliant.
>

Ahh those fond memories of so long ago...

Mark

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Oct 28, 2003, 7:52:43 AM10/28/03
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Wasnt that long ago ;-)

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MartinS

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Oct 28, 2003, 11:48:37 AM10/28/03
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"Mark" <mark...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
> > "Alf" <on...@thisng.com> wrote...

>> On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 08:58:32 -0000, "Mark"
<mark...@blueyonder.co.uk>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >I still remember the time when Tracy called Hayley Cropper, Tootsie.
>> >Brilliant.
>> >
>> Ahh those fond memories of so long ago...
>
> Wasnt that long ago ;-)

Exactly. Wasn't it last week?

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Martin S.

Alan Bloor

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Oct 28, 2003, 1:56:19 PM10/28/03
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I thought the best line of Monday was when Karen said about making Les
& Cilla "look like Cliff Richard & Ann Widdecombe". The mind
boggles....

Alan

Mark

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Oct 28, 2003, 2:33:22 PM10/28/03
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Grizzly notion - I suppose the only connection is neither have ever been
married before.

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MartinS

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Oct 28, 2003, 2:45:11 PM10/28/03
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Alan Bloor <alan...@hotmail.com> wrote:

I wish I was as well-preserved as Cliff Richard. But then I don't have
pots of money for plastic surgery, hair transplants, tooth capping etc.

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Martin S.

Tracy Roketta

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Oct 28, 2003, 2:45:26 PM10/28/03
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You should thank Mike for that Martin - he took great pride in
transcribing all of that ;-)

Tracy
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The first nation of hockey
And the best part of North America
My name is Tracy and I Am Canadian."

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MartinS

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Oct 28, 2003, 2:52:52 PM10/28/03
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Tracy Roketta <tracy....@dial.pipex.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 01:29:31 -0500, MartinS <m...@my.place> wrote:
>>Alf <on...@thisng.com> wrote:
>>> "Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Tracy: Does no one have any sympathy for me?
>>>>
>>>>Ken, Deirdre, Peter (Chorus): No!
>>>>
>>>>The scene with Steve and Karen reading excerpts from their
>>>>respective wedding venue brochures came a close second!
>>>>
>>> Nope, Steve's, "Beer garden at the rear" goes down as the best
>>> ever here.
>>
>>I liked the "All you can eat boo-fett, £9".
>>
>>Time after time, Steve tries to curb Karen's wild spending and, time
>>after time, she uses her feminine wiles to "persuade" him. LOL!
>
> You should thank Mike for that Martin - he took great pride in
> transcribing all of that ;-)

LOL! He did a good job. Thanks, Mike.

I also liked the exchange between Ashley and Claire: "I only said I'd go
because I thought that's what you wanted me to say." Etc.....

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Martin S.

Brian Doyle

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Oct 28, 2003, 3:03:49 PM10/28/03
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"MartinS" <m...@my.place> wrote in message
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Nah, there's a painting in an attic somewhere with a picture of Cliff which
truly reflects his depraved and deeply self destructive ttendencies... so
(upoin reflection) it probably has a slightly less neat hairstyle and shows
signs of one too many cups of Horlicks in 1974 or something...


Tracy Roketta

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Oct 28, 2003, 3:30:44 PM10/28/03
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On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 14:52:52 -0500, MartinS <m...@my.place> wrote:


>>>I liked the "All you can eat boo-fett, £9".
>>>
>>>Time after time, Steve tries to curb Karen's wild spending and, time
>>>after time, she uses her feminine wiles to "persuade" him. LOL!
>>
>> You should thank Mike for that Martin - he took great pride in
>> transcribing all of that ;-)
>
>LOL! He did a good job. Thanks, Mike.
>
>I also liked the exchange between Ashley and Claire: "I only said I'd go
>because I thought that's what you wanted me to say." Etc.....

That was me - and that was hard!

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