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Sabine van den Bergh
ooooh, i just can't believe all the large, smooth, throbbing, *satisfying* nog
i've been grabbing at today! (i'm usually such a *reserved* diva chick) and
toomces, dale is so *cute* in person! can i borrow him for just a minute?
please? i know i'm making a fool of myself, but i just can't help it; i may
have to sneak into a spare room in the west wing for a little nap soon. i'm
feeling so lightheaded....
razz, *your* nog is also exquisite, and i'm sure no one will mind if i grab a
few bottles of cristal now, will you <batting eyelashes profusely>? i can't
help it, it's this darn oral fixation of mine... when does the twister begin?
i feel a song coming on... oh, maybe a bit later.
whew, clutch the pearls and call me irma... it's getting sooooooo WARM in
here!!!
anyone mind if i make myself a bit more comfortable and take off my frock? i
know, it's a lovely dress, but it's just getting so *warm* in here... and
it's sooo much easier to play twister in a leopard skin teddy, isn't it?
i'm so glad i brought my camera! smile, everyone! i've got lots of chocolate
sauce from godiva, and some green towels for us to clean up with. art chick,
what was that about a whip???
wanna dance?
sabine the diva chick
the room... it's moving...
sabine & venus the wunderbunny, cruising down the infobahn in a lada. "it
takes a big man to cry, but a bigger man to laugh at that man" -jack handey.
life's too short to dance with ugly men. di...@interlog.com
Rick Morris
Nobody notices Rick, with his Wawa coffee mug of 'Nog. He leans
against the wall and watches.
There are some people I know. I see Razz, of course. There's
Toomces. Nelson keeps feeding me this evil Nog. But I WON'T
GO TO SLEEP THIS YEAR! *Yawn* Oh, there's some familar
faces.
Who's this girl in the leopard teddy?
In article <diva.126...@interlog.com>,
Sabine van den Bergh <di...@interlog.com> wrote:
>i'm so glad i brought my camera! smile, everyone! i've got lots of chocolate
>sauce from godiva, and some green towels for us to clean up with. art chick,
>what was that about a whip???
>
>sabine the diva chick
>the room... it's moving...
>
Rick blinks his eyes and sips more of the drink. Pretzel
Sticks! Oh boy! (Attention swerves) Hey! Someone just
got up off the Lazy Boy! Get to your feet, lose your seat.
...
Ah this is better. Some pretzel sticks, Egg Nog.. A
Rolling Rock would be pretty good around now, but this
IS a holiday party.
*Yawn* I wonder where the food is? Besides on that diva chick...
-Rick.
--
Rick Morris Email: ri...@sadtler.com
Sadtler Research Labs, Philadelphia -But I speak for myself
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Liz Fox
Whew! I made it. I didn't think I'd ever get to the Q mansion. The
N-train was so full when it came to da burgh that I had to get my own
transportation to the party. Peeps almost fell off the caboose
shoveling in...what was that peeps? _ Coal??
Here I am in front of the mansion in my cranberry and black velvet
cut-up-to-there gown. In my bag...yes, all the requisite
items...candles (for hot wax dripping), some Frango Mints (for any
AMCers at the do), some swiss chocolates and sauce, raspberries, my
Waterford flute....and yes...
Rick sighs...
> Ah this is better. Some pretzel sticks, Egg Nog.. A
> Rolling Rock would be pretty good around now, but this
> IS a holiday party.
and a six-pack of Rocks for my and my buddy Rick!
I ring the doorbell.....
Lix
Carolyn Zaccaria
>
>Whew! I made it. I didn't think I'd ever get to the Q mansion. The
>N-train was so full when it came to da burgh that I had to get my own
>transportation to the party. Peeps almost fell off the caboose
>shoveling in...what was that peeps? _ Coal??
Well, Ok, If Lix is there, maybe i can be brave enuf to show up!
Lix, wait up for me will you? (out of breath).... God this mansion
is gorgeous! Looks kinda fake tho, I wonder why....
>Here I am in front of the mansion in my cranberry and black velvet
>cut-up-to-there gown. In my bag...yes, all the requisite
>items...candles (for hot wax dripping), some Frango Mints (for any
>AMCers at the do), some swiss chocolates and sauce, raspberries, my
>Waterford flute....and yes...
Frango mints, did you say Frango mints?! Lix, hold on, can I have one?
oh wow is that delicious! Do I look allright? I've got hollyberries,
and fresh snow peas, and a pretty vanilla-scented candle for the reception
area. I have on my Erica Kane red and green velvet off the shoulder dress
with matching purse and 10 in. spike heels.
>I ring the doorbell.....
>Lix
Let's go on in, Madame. :)
CAZ "I wonder how far it is from Port Charles to Pine Valley"
Razzleberry Peel, CEO, FGC Kevin Unlimited
>Whew! I made it. I didn't think I'd ever get to the Q mansion. The
>N-train was so full when it came to da burgh that I had to get my own
>transportation to the party. Peeps almost fell off the caboose
>shoveling in...what was that peeps? _ Coal??
I dunno... I think that smudged look is very effective on Peeps...
>Here I am in front of the mansion in my cranberry and black velvet
>cut-up-to-there gown. In my bag...yes, all the requisite
>items...candles (for hot wax dripping), some Frango Mints (for any
Lix, that gown is you! And I love the long black velvet gloves...
Hot wax? Did you bring the photos? Wait, where's Apple? Ap! Oh
Ap! Make sure you get videotape of the hot wax. I want to see
her technique this time. Those stills just don't convey the
*whole* picture...
>AMCers at the do), some swiss chocolates and sauce, raspberries, my
>Waterford flute....and yes...
Waterford? A woman of obvious style... And chocolate and raspberries?
Then let me add... a woman of style and taste! ;-)
>and a six-pack of Rocks for my and my buddy Rick!
Thank goodness! Rick was starting to look downright depressed...
>I ring the doorbell.....
Come on in! Join the party!!
*Razz, practically drags her sister into the fray... ahhh... party...
Liz Fox
net.party.frivolity by Carolyn Zacc...@mtl.mit
<lf...@andrew.cmu.edu> wr
> ites:
> >
> >Whew! I made it. I didn't think I'd ever get to the Q mansion. The
> >N-train was so full when it came to da burgh that I had to get my own
> >transportation to the party. Peeps almost fell off the caboose
> >shoveling in...what was that peeps? _ Coal??
>
> Well, Ok, If Lix is there, maybe i can be brave enuf to show up!
> Lix, wait up for me will you? (out of breath).... God this mansion
> is gorgeous! Looks kinda fake tho, I wonder why....
>
Caz! Glad you could fly in!
> >Here I am in front of the mansion in my cranberry and black velvet
> >cut-up-to-there gown. In my bag...yes, all the requisite
> >items...candles (for hot wax dripping), some Frango Mints (for any
> >AMCers at the do), some swiss chocolates and sauce, raspberries, my
> >Waterford flute....and yes...
>
> Frango mints, did you say Frango mints?! Lix, hold on, can I have one?
> oh wow is that delicious! Do I look allright? I've got hollyberries,
> and fresh snow peas, and a pretty vanilla-scented candle for the reception
> area. I have on my Erica Kane red and green velvet off the shoulder dress
> with matching purse and 10 in. spike heels.
Yup those Frango's are GREAT! And that Erica gown is DIVINE! You might
want to take off those 10 inch heels tho when you start to boogie - I've
heard about those CAZ dancing feet! :)
>
> >I ring the doorbell.....
> >Lix
>
> Let's go on in, Madame. :)
>
> CAZ "I wonder how far it is from Port Charles to Pine Valley"
Not far at all with virtual transportatioN! :)
Lix
Liz Fox
net.party.friv.. by Razzleberry P. CEO@MVS.O
> >cut-up-to-there gown. In my bag...yes, all the requisite
> >items...candles (for hot wax dripping), some Frango Mints (for any
>
> Lix, that gown is you! And I love the long black velvet gloves...
Oh you minx, you! Yes those gloves *are* divine - and *you* should know
- you Accessory Maven!
>
> Hot wax? Did you bring the photos? Wait, where's Apple? Ap! Oh
> Ap! Make sure you get videotape of the hot wax. I want to see
> her technique this time. Those stills just don't convey the
> *whole* picture...
You know *I* havent even seen those hotwax photos from the Con-Con.
Peeps - you holding out on me??? Ap - bring the video tape - Razz -
let's retire to the West Wing with Toomcie, Rick and Dale and
....well...I'll teach you the Technique....;)
>
> >AMCers at the do), some swiss chocolates and sauce, raspberries, my
> >Waterford flute....and yes...
>
> Waterford? A woman of obvious style... And chocolate and raspberries?
> Then let me add... a woman of style and taste! ;-)
Champagne, Rasperries, chocolate...sigh...oooh...we need oysters...yes -
NO mussels...but oysters! Oh Reginald!
>
> >and a six-pack of Rocks for my and my buddy Rick!
>
> Thank goodness! Rick was starting to look downright depressed...
I knew those Rocks would do the trick!
>
> >I ring the doorbell.....
>
> Come on in! Join the party!!
> *Razz, practically drags her sister into the fray... ahhh... party...
Thank you Razz - you are quite the raucou...gracious..hostess!
Lix
Razzleberry Peel, CEO, FGC Kevin Unlimited
>Rick saunders into the room. Lots of activity is going on.
>Nobody notices Rick, with his Wawa coffee mug of 'Nog. He leans
>against the wall and watches.
Hey, Rick, wondered about you... the barcalounger is ready...
and we promise to keep your reputation in tact...
>There are some people I know. I see Razz, of course. There's
>Toomces. Nelson keeps feeding me this evil Nog. But I WON'T
>GO TO SLEEP THIS YEAR! *Yawn* Oh, there's some familar
>faces.
But if you don't go to sleep, how will your reputation remain
unblemished? ;-)
>Who's this girl in the leopard teddy?
Oh-oh... I can see this "I-have-no-life" line is fading fast...
>Rick blinks his eyes and sips more of the drink. Pretzel
>Sticks! Oh boy! (Attention swerves) Hey! Someone just
>got up off the Lazy Boy! Get to your feet, lose your seat.
Perhaps gone with the teddy...
>Ah this is better. Some pretzel sticks, Egg Nog.. A
>Rolling Rock would be pretty good around now, but this
>IS a holiday party.
More Nog? And about the Rolling Rock...
>*Yawn* I wonder where the food is? Besides on that diva chick...
Try the Dining Room. I've been sending people over there and
so far, no one's complained. Although T n' T and their fabulous
dates, did say something about a Spam incident. Perhaps I'll need
to investigate. At a much, much later date...
*Razz
susan
>Frango mints, did you say Frango mints?! Lix, hold on, can I have one?
>oh wow is that delicious! Do I look allright? I've got hollyberries,
>and fresh snow peas, and a pretty vanilla-scented candle for the reception
>area. I have on my Erica Kane red and green velvet off the shoulder dress
>with matching purse and 10 in. spike heels.
CAZ, you made it!! i know somebody now :-) see you rick...
i can stand next to caz now.... :-) so, *where* have you
been? over at the wallingfords? or partying at nexas
with ms. kane maybe??
btw, way, you look stunning... oh!! do i hear ned?? yes!!
it's seventh son! let's find some guys and dance!
core-key sue
Razzleberry Peel, CEO, FGC Kevin Unlimited
>You know *I* havent even seen those hotwax photos from the Con-Con.
>Peeps - you holding out on me??? Ap - bring the video tape - Razz -
>let's retire to the West Wing with Toomcie, Rick and Dale and
>....well...I'll teach you the Technique....;)
Ohhhhh... I dunno... can Toomces handle it? ;-)
On the other hand, someone else might be able to...
Wait, let me get my note pad, I want to take notes, gotta make sure
I do it right! I imagine a single mistake could be quite painful...
>Champagne, Rasperries, chocolate...sigh...oooh...we need oysters...yes -
>NO mussels...but oysters! Oh Reginald!
Sounds wonderful... And, yes, we do have a no mussels rule in the
house. As to muscles... Where's my cabana boy? ;-)
>I knew those Rocks would do the trick!
Why, yes, they did. I think Rick nearly sat up! ;-)
>Thank you Razz - you are quite the raucou...gracious..hostess!
I learned everything I know from you... ;-)
*Razz, wondering why NN has been so quiet... Think she and EV are
still a tad embarassed by the cruise??
sallie j kudra
>*Razz, wondering why NN has been so quiet... Think she and EV are
>still a tad embarassed by the cruise??
Hi Razz (and everyone else). Nope, not embarrassed, though the net.cruise.of
debauchery could/should/would have embarrassed a rock. Did we really do that?
No, we are just recuperating still from the net.cruise. Or maybe more truth-
fully we are still trying out some of the kinker, ummmm, uhhhhh, errrr, ahhh
techniques, yeah, techniques we discovered on the cruise. Still have the
jars of condiments and jams and jellies and ...... stuff that made their way
into our cabin.
And we both have these family obligation (the biological family - you know -
the one you have no control of). Well, actually more I than EV since he
comes from such a small family. I, otoh, have 7 siblings and 25 nieces and
nephews not to mention the hubby's 3 siblings. Sigh.
Just consider us there in spirit and enjoy the Cuervo Gold. Have some 'ritas
for us.
And for crying out loud, *someone* keep Peeps under control. I think EV and
I did a bad thing playing with such a young and impressionable Peel. She's
grown quite...... irrepressible.
Kisses and hugs to all and a very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, too.
NN Core-nmuffin
Courtesy Liz "BB" Fox via someone's bumper | Sallie Kudra, Sr. Sys. Analyst
sticker: | Information Systems Development
| Clemson Univ., Clemson, SC
Wild Women Don't Get the Blues | ku...@hubcap.clemson.edu
Vince Rhee
>
>*Razz, wondering why NN has been so quiet... Think she and EV are
>still a tad embarassed by the cruise??
Geez...I disappear and get an actual life for a bit, and people start
wondering. What do you think I do -- *live* here??
Oh...that *is* what you think..? Oh...umm...well, errr, OK so maybe you
have a small point...
Anyway, the Naughty One and myself are doing just *fine*... <ww,nn>
...but I guess I oughta make my token appearance at this shindig. Just two
questions:
(1) Any REAL beer being served here?
(2) (paraphrasing _Blazing Saddles_) "Where are all the
nekkid women at?"
TTFN,
- EV, doing the Texas casual thing, showing up in a brushed cotton shirt
and form-fitting Levis...
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Vince Rhee tig...@vcsun2.tamu.edu
Dept. of Elec. Eng.
Texas A&M University http://eesun1.tamu.edu/~vrhee/bio/Vince.html
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"At Microsoft, Quality is Job #1.1"
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sallie j kudra
>Anyway, the Naughty One and myself are doing just *fine*... <ww,nn>
I told them we were just fine and dandy.
>...but I guess I oughta make my token appearance at this shindig. Just two
>questions:
<look of shocked surprise on NN's face> What? What? And were you planning
on telling me of this change in plans? Before or after the fact? *Now* you've
made a liar of me in front of all the family and friends. <Ominously> You'll
pay for this one baby. <aside to myself> I should have known when I heard
about the Naked Twister.......
>- EV, doing the Texas casual thing, showing up in a brushed cotton shirt
> and form-fitting Levis...
So, big boy, you're going casual, eh? Well, I'm not. I'm going in emerald
green satin. With a plunging neckline and slits up the side to here <pointing
at the top of a luscious hip>. And where is that address book? Maybe I can
get Mr. C. to take up where we left off on the net.cruise <reaching for the
phone><ring, ring> Yes, hello. May I speak to Sean?........
NN Core-nmuffin - dressed to kill in emerald satin with black FMTIDS on her
feet being escorted to the private Lear Jet of her net.
christmas.party date - none other than Sean Connery (be
still my heart)
PS Razz*, lovely sister of mine, can you make sure that there will be some
'ritas waiting when Sean and I arrive? Thanks.
Vince Rhee
>vir...@tam2000.tamu.edu (Vince Rhee) writes:
>
>>...but I guess I oughta make my token appearance at this shindig. Just two
>>questions:
>
><look of shocked surprise on NN's face> What? What? And were you planning
>on telling me of this change in plans? Before or after the fact? *Now* you've
Wha--?? But, sweetie, I assumed you had already *made* an appearance at
this soiree, seeing as how I thought you had shown up to explain our
prolonged absence. I thought I was just arriving late and that I'd already
find you here, all primed and ready... <w>
>>- EV, doing the Texas casual thing, showing up in a brushed cotton shirt
>> and form-fitting Levis...
>
>So, big boy, you're going casual, eh? Well, I'm not. I'm going in emerald
>green satin. With a plunging neckline and slits up the side to here <pointing
>at the top of a luscious hip>. And where is that address book? Maybe I can
Sigh...and she *is* ready. <wg> C'mon, my net.love, I *know* this is my
fault, but can you please forgive me so we can have some fun together?
<pleading, innocent look> It really was a misunderstanding, you know, but
does explain why I didn't see you here when I walked in...
So what do you say, hmmmmm? <trying to slip an arm around you before Sean
notices>
TTFN,
- EV, in big trouble once again...
Razzleberry Peel, CEO, FGC Kevin Unlimited
>PS Razz*, lovely sister of mine, can you make sure that there will be some
> 'ritas waiting when Sean and I arrive? Thanks.
Naughty, if you're making a personal appearance AND bringing that
gorgeous man with the Scots brogue, then you can have anything you
want. The 'ritas are chilled and waiting. Cuervo Gold, right?
*Razz
Lisa M. Carroll
>
>Whew! I made it. I didn't think I'd ever get to the Q mansion.
Hey, Big B!! I was wondering where you were. *Hug*
Come on in...
>Here I am in front of the mansion in my cranberry and black velvet
>cut-up-to-there gown. In my bag...yes, all the requisite
>items...candles (for hot wax dripping), some Frango Mints (for any
>AMCers at the do), some swiss chocolates and sauce, raspberries, my
>Waterford flute....and yes...
You look gorgeous! Didn't I see Amanda on Melrose Place in
that outfit earlier this season?? Ooh... Frango mints - Yum!
Would now be a good time to mention that you're my favorite
Sis?? ;-) ;-)
Get yourself settled... grab a drink... and P A R T Y !!!
-- Cukie
*************************************************************************
Lisa M. Carroll @ Chief of Thoracic Surgery, FGC Tony @ FGC Mac
Cucumber (Cukie) Peel @ FGC Kevin Unlmtd. FGC Nedling Unlmtd. @~~~~~~~~~
@ FGC Sonny Unlmtd. Lucy Inc. @ Library
u33...@uicvm.uic.edu @ Special Agent, FGC Frisco Headquarters @ Chick
Razzleberry Peel, CEO, FGC Kevin Unlimited
>*felicia knocks at the door, hoping nobody will realize that
>she's crashing*
No one crashes this party, because *everyone* was invited. Come
on in. Let me take your coat. You look marvelous. What is that
you're wearing? Some Cristal? Or maybe 'ritas or Rocks (if Lix
and Rick will share...)
*Razz, ushering another guest into the fray... ah... I mean mansion...
sallie j kudra
>Naughty, if you're making a personal appearance AND bringing that
>gorgeous man with the Scots brogue, then you can have anything you
>want. The 'ritas are chilled and waiting. Cuervo Gold, right?
>*Razz
<psstt> Razz, could you like, take Sean off of my hands. The Evil One was
sufficiently contrite and has been forgiven. Now which room was the Naked
Twister game going on in..... Nevermind just tell me where a free room with
a big bed is <g>.
NN Core-nmuffin - who will never tell just what EV's contrition was <wicked
grin>.
Razzleberry Peel, CEO, FGC Kevin Unlimited
><psstt> Razz, could you like, take Sean off of my hands. The Evil One was
Could I take the Scotsman off your hands? Dearest sis, I thought
you'd never ask! ;-)
>sufficiently contrite and has been forgiven. Now which room was the Naked
And as long as EV is contrite...
>Twister game going on in..... Nevermind just tell me where a free room with
>a big bed is <g>.
The West Wing is the center of all debauching. We have free rooms,
clean linens, extra large bath tubs...
>NN Core-nmuffin - who will never tell just what EV's contrition was <wicked
> grin>.
Darn! Just when it was starting to get interesting! ;-)
*Razz
Felicia M. Ciaudelli
*felicia knocks at the door, hoping nobody will realize that
she's crashing*
also available at at...@freenet.buffalo.edu and
i00...@disc.dla.mil
I'm a snail mail and e-mail junkie!!
sallie j kudra
>Wha--?? But, sweetie, I assumed you had already *made* an appearance at
>this soiree, seeing as how I thought you had shown up to explain our
>prolonged absence. I thought I was just arriving late and that I'd already
>find you here, all primed and ready... <w>
Gad, EV, you're getting as bad as a *real* spouse. Not paying attention to
what is said, just saying 'uh-huh' every so often to try and keep me happy.
>Sigh...and she *is* ready. <wg> C'mon, my net.love, I *know* this is my
>fault, but can you please forgive me so we can have some fun together?
><pleading, innocent look> It really was a misunderstanding, you know, but
>does explain why I didn't see you here when I walked in...
Oh sure. I know what got your attention and it wasn't me. It was the lure
of Naked Twister. Admit it.
>So what do you say, hmmmmm? <trying to slip an arm around you before Sean
>notices>
Well, we did have to admit ourselves when there was no answer at the door.
But, I *knew* no one would deny admittance to Sean <g>. And I suppose I
can forgive you on one condition........
Find the tequila and mix up some 'ritas. I'm ready to party down <wicked grin>.
BTW, has anyone seen Peeps lately? I really have to speak to her about all
this net.body.hopping........
NN Core-nmuffin - a vision in green satin with one arm linked with Sean
Connery who doesn't need an ostentatious introduction
and one linked with EV.
Courtesy Liz "BB" Fox via someone's bumper | Sallie Kudra, Sr. Sys. Analyst
sticker: | Information Systems Development
| Clemson Univ., Clemson, SC
Wild Women Don't Get the Blues | ku...@hubcap.clemson.edu
>- EV, in big trouble once again...
I may forgive you if the 'ritas are right.
Felicia M. Ciaudelli
Oh, thank you Razz!!
Where does one get a drink around here <grin>?
*felicia saunters around, checking out the festivities*
felicia =]
Vince Rhee
>NN whispers:
>
>>NN Core-nmuffin - who will never tell just what EV's contrition was <wicked
>> grin>.
>
Oh, it's getting "interesting" alright, but... <*click*, locking the door
shut behind us> ...you'll just have to wait 'til the rumors start to get
out. ;-)
TTFN,
- EV, off to help his net.honey out of something less comfortable...
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Vince Rhee tig...@vcsun2.tamu.edu
Dept. of Elec. Eng. vr...@eesun1.tamu.edu
Rick Morris
The Dazzling Razzleberry Peel <ecz...@mvs.oac.ucla.edu> wrote:
>
>Hey, Rick, wondered about you... the barcalounger is ready...
>and we promise to keep your reputation in tact...
>
>
> ...Rick says FOOD...
>
>Try the Dining Room. I've been sending people over there and
>so far, no one's complained.
hmmmmm.... Look at this spread! Lessee... Some of this, some
of that.. Good thing these are Chinettes and not A&P brand plates...
Red Skin Potato Salad! Wow! Must be a Berks County cook around
here somewhere! Some of this... some of that... Second layer...
taper slightly at the edges so it won's slide off onto that
Baro-Boy Recliner that's so comfy over there... Hey! An ice-chest...
Maybe I'll peek inside... Could be more of those cold Rocks in
there... SQUID?!?!?! eeewwwww..... I think I'll keep my eyes from
straying to where they don't belong. *shudder*
I've got to say, Razz sure looks good tonight. Class. That's the
word I'm looking for.
I'll grab a couple of napkins here...Plastic fork...
You know... There must be two dining rooms. This one is quite empty,
it has picnic-type fare, it's playing country music, Quite nice.
But lots of people are eating strange food...
<Two men wearing tuxedos come in carrying a cooler, same size and
shape as the Squid cooler. They one exclaims, "Here it is!" They
put the one cooler down, pick up the squid cooler and leave. Rick
strolls cautously to the cooler. He lifts the lid...
Rolling Rocks!
The juke starts playing Elvis. Rick starts making plans on hijacking
the Lazy-Lounger into this dining-room...>
Liz Fox
net.party.friv.. by Vince Rh...@tam2000.tamu.
> >
> >*Razz, wondering why NN has been so quiet... Think she and EV are
> >still a tad embarassed by the cruise??
>
> Geez...I disappear and get an actual life for a bit, and people start
> wondering. What do you think I do -- *live* here??
>
> Oh...that *is* what you think..? Oh...umm...well, errr, OK so maybe you
> have a small point...
>
> Anyway, the Naughty One and myself are doing just *fine*... <ww,nn>
There you *are* EV! ;) So happy to see you....the mistletoe is over
*this* way!
>
> ...but I guess I oughta make my token appearance at this shindig. Just two
> questions:
>
> (1) Any REAL beer being served here?
For you darling, I had several cases of Shiner Bock flown in from
Texas...Here is a nice cold one for you...
> (2) (paraphrasing _Blazing Saddles_) "Where are all the
> nekkid women at?"
The west wing...I was just headed that way. Care to join me?? ;)
>
> TTFN,
> - EV, doing the Texas casual thing, showing up in a brushed cotton shirt
> and form-fitting Levis...
And what a *form* it is! ;)
Lix
sallie j kudra
I, The Naughty Nectarine (you were sooooooo right about that Stinky One) said:
>>>NN Core-nmuffin - who will never tell just what EV's contrition was <wicked
>>> grin>.
>>
To which *Razz responded:
>>Darn! Just when it was starting to get interesting! ;-)
>Oh, it's getting "interesting" alright, but... <*click*, locking the door
>shut behind us> ...you'll just have to wait 'til the rumors start to get
>out. ;-)
Shhhhhhh, net.love.of.my.life, you'll have everyone hanging out outside the
door trying to find out just what we may be up to in this room. Speaking
of this room, will you look at the size of that bed. And round! Gee even
the Hedonist II didn't provide round beds. And check it out...... Plastic
mattress cover. <rummaging around in the cabinets under the dry bar> Whoa!
Hey, babe, check this out. Strawberry, blueberry, orange, lemon, pineapple,
banana, and, way cool, nectarine massage oils. We can have a fruit salad. They
even have coconut oil, too.
Hey we aren't letting any rumors out of this room. And we're gonna soap that
transom window and pull the shades down tight. Maybe we better soap all the
mirrors down, too, in case any of them are two-way cause I know Cinni is around
with that video camera again.
What? Yeah, you look a bit overdressed, sweetie. Here let me help you.......
Now, onto the contrition thing <wicked laughter>. Where did all the silk
scarves get to? ..........
The Naughty One - Who's glad that EV decided to come to this party and forced
my hand. Where my hand was forced is my business and/or
pleasure ;-).
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You may be right, I may be crazy | Sallie Kudra SSA
But it just may be a lunatic you're lookin' for | ku...@hubcap.clemson.edu
Billy Joel | ku...@clemson.clemson.edu
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>- EV, off to help his net.honey out of something less comfortable...
Yeah, baby, pull off these shoes, but let's not lose this pair. I never
did find but one of the other pair.......
Razzleberry Peel, CEO, FGC Kevin Unlimited
>Where does one get a drink around here <grin>?
Hold out a glass... Someone will pour something into it! ;-)
>*felicia saunters around, checking out the festivities*
Dare I ask? What'd you find?
*Razz, pouring some Cristal...
Razzleberry Peel, CEO, FGC Kevin Unlimited
>hmmmmm.... Look at this spread! Lessee... Some of this, some
>of that.. Good thing these are Chinettes and not A&P brand plates...
Chinettes! Reggie! Oh Reggie! Don't tell me we used all the
china and crystal. Must be the naked twister crowd... I'm not
sure *what* they're doing with the dinnerware!
>Red Skin Potato Salad! Wow! Must be a Berks County cook around
>here somewhere! Some of this... some of that... Second layer...
>taper slightly at the edges so it won's slide off onto that
>Baro-Boy Recliner that's so comfy over there... Hey! An ice-chest...
>Maybe I'll peek inside... Could be more of those cold Rocks in
>there... SQUID?!?!?! eeewwwww..... I think I'll keep my eyes from
>straying to where they don't belong. *shudder*
Squid? Just walk right on by...
>I've got to say, Razz sure looks good tonight. Class. That's the
>word I'm looking for.
What a sweetheart. You've been listening to Toomces, haven't you?
And I must return the compliment... you look mahvelous nestled
in that Lazy-Lounger... the color suits you...
><Two men wearing tuxedos come in carrying a cooler, same size and
>shape as the Squid cooler. They one exclaims, "Here it is!" They
>put the one cooler down, pick up the squid cooler and leave. Rick
>strolls cautously to the cooler. He lifts the lid...
> Rolling Rocks!
Squid heaven?
>The juke starts playing Elvis. Rick starts making plans on hijacking
>the Lazy-Lounger into this dining-room...>
Lift it yourself? Dear, dear, Rick, that will surely spoil your
reputation. Just rest there for a moment and I'll get one of those
big burly workmen to carry your chair into the dining-room...
*Razz
nel...@borg.cis.cuny.edu
>
>*felicia knocks at the door, hoping nobody will realize that
>she's crashing*
Too late! :-)
>also available at at...@freenet.buffalo.edu and
This sounds like something that adman would say in those Hallmark Shoe Box greeting
commercials. :-)
-N- FGC Foster, includes matching bow tie and hankerchief, batteries not included.
>I'm a snail mail and e-mail junkie!!
So who isn't? :-)
Cukie
>
>Felicia wonders:
>>Where does one get a drink around here <grin>?
Razz advises:
>Hold out a glass... Someone will pour something into it! ;-)
Ummm.... I can tell you from experience that this advice
is a little risky! ;-) ;-) 'Nuff said!
Cukie
>
>>I've got to say, Razz sure looks good tonight. Class. That's the
>>word I'm looking for.
>
>What a sweetheart. You've been listening to Toomces, haven't you?
>And I must return the compliment... you look mahvelous nestled
>in that Lazy-Lounger... the color suits you...
Rick... you're the only person I know who coordinates their
wardrobe to their barcolounger!! Now that's class!! ;-)
Vince Rhee
>I had earlier penned:
>
>The Naughty One - Who's glad that EV decided to come to this party and forced
> my hand. Where my hand was forced is my business and/or
> pleasure ;-).
Or, more to the point, *my* business (and/or pleasure ;-)
>>- EV, off to help his net.honey out of something less comfortable...
>
>Yeah, baby, pull off these shoes, but let's not lose this pair. I never
>did find but one of the other pair.......
Ummm...well, yeah, the shoes are a start... <delicately removing them from
your stocking-clad feet as I massage your soles ever so lightly>
*knock knock knock!*
Huh? Who's there...?? Oh...hey, sweetie, the Big B wants to know if she
can join us...
As if she had to ask or something... <ww,nn> <escorting Lix into the
foray>
TTFN,
- EV
Vince Rhee
>I write:
>
>> Anyway, the Naughty One and myself are doing just *fine*... <ww,nn>
>
>There you *are* EV! ;) So happy to see you....the mistletoe is over
>*this* way!
Why, hello there, Lix...*wow*, what an outfit...
>> (1) Any REAL beer being served here?
>
>For you darling, I had several cases of Shiner Bock flown in from
>Texas...Here is a nice cold one for you...
ACK! Did someone say Shiner Bock?! Lead on, dear lady...
...and don't forget to grab a couple blenderfuls of 'ritas...the Naughty
One is waiting back in the West Wing, and I am, ummmm, most anxious to
return to her... <w>
>> - EV, doing the Texas casual thing, showing up in a brushed cotton shirt
>> and form-fitting Levis...
>
>And what a *form* it is! ;)
*blush* Aw, shucks...you just may have to be rewarded for such kind
words... <escorting the Big B out of sight, back into The Room in the west
wing>
Kathy Dennis
sallie j kudra <ku...@hubcap.clemson.edu> wrote:
>
>Hey we aren't letting any rumors out of this room. And we're gonna soap that
>transom window and pull the shades down tight. Maybe we better soap all the
>mirrors down, too, in case any of them are two-way cause I know Cinni is around
>with that video camera again.
>
party. any one want to "buy" an advanced copy? the right price might just
keep your own special shots "out" of the final edit? hmmmm
oh Ivan, over here sweets. are we running low on chocolate sauce already?
geez, that eeyore must be around here somewhere. i don't see Paul anywhere
so that must be it. it's ok darling, i've got a very special vat of
chocolate sauce over here.....
cinni (all the camera's are set up and rollin...)
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