[MiSTied] Bill Gates Controls YOU! 2/2

[Claye Hodge]

> The
>trip was bogus and nothing more than an attempt to harasss and threaten
>me.

CROW: She must have met Torgo and the Master.

> They hired me as a systems engineer,

TOM:[singing] Just a regular Jill they didn't like...
MIKE: Don't EVER do that again.

> but later claimed I was hired as
>a sales women? Not with my backround.

CROW:[singing] So they konked her on the noggin and they shot her into
spaaace.
MIKE: THAT'S IT! [Pulls Crow's arm off, and throws it.]
CROW: HEY! That's my arm!

>
>The first document is who I was before MS destroyed my reputation and made

TOM: me MAD AND INSAAAAAAANE!!!

>up lies about me.
>
>maze.txt - Article from Seattle Times about me prior to MS false
>allegations

CROW: What does that have to do with a maze?

>
>Concerned about the OS/2 project after working at Aldus, I wrote a thesis
>about internal action inside MS at the lower level that were attempting to
>trash the project.

MIKE: I got an F.

> At the time Gates was in the media almost weekly
>saying that OS/2 was his vision of th e future Desk Top. In May 1990 we
>would all find out he was lying.
>
>motiveg.gif - Certified mail record for following document

TOM: A gif of a MAIL RECORD?

>motiveg0.txt - Reason for MS hiring me in 1990 and harassing me

CROW: They gave her a reason why they hired, and harassed her?

>
>stile001.gif - Bogus MS excuse written for the EEOC, I never received this
>memo and know it wasn't real. I was hired by MS as a sytems engineer,

MIKE: Ut oh, she's starting all over again.

>consitant with my training and told I was to work with Curt in their DC
>sales office,

TOM: Detective Comics?
MIKE: I doubt this is about Comic Books.
BOTS: Graphic Novels.

> the other SE. My wage w as to be $18.50 an hour for as an
>Inside engineering sales support person.

CROW: I'm lucky enough to get THAT much in five hours.

> Because I was injured in the
>first week, they changed everything. These people are the worse slime.

TOM: Worse than phlemm?
ALL: Eww!

>They broke my neck, lied about my wage, and left me handicapped all
>because I said OS/2 WORK!

CROW: Maybe they did that because you YELLED IN THEIR EARS!!!

> This is like getting your legs broken by the
>Mofia. People just don't believe that this is really going on in
>Seattle... BUT IT IS! One of the Psychiratrist who did a bogus evaluation
>on me was in a accident within a week of the first fede ral contact that
>supported my case. His name is Robinson!

ALL: Hi, Robinson.

> He was in Harborview for months
>in ICU.
>
>billg-email.txt - Some of my nice e-mail to gates in 1991 begging for

TOM: You call "Bite Me, Gates!" nice?

>work. I knew before I left MS in 1990 that Bill Gates was involved with
>what happen to me and was not wanting to take a case like this to court.
>I tried to reason with him and it got me NO WHERE!

CROW: Neither will this post.

>
>ms-hate-email.txt - internal e-mail about me from 1991 about my attempt to
>get information from the department of labor about applying for a job at
>MS with a handicap, and MS's harassment about my handicapped situation. A
>must read for anyone who thinks t his is a wonderful company to work for.

TOM: Just as long as it isn't as dull as this.

>My question is how did a company with such hostility towards women ever
>get government contracts? This was used in court and Judge O'Roarty
>laught aobut it and signed the anti-harassment order anyway. I'm not a
>bit surprised he resigned. <grin>

[Everybody is clearing their throats, and whistling.]
MIKE: And on THAT distressing note, let's get out of here.
[Mike and the bots leave the theater.]

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[SOL]
[Crow and Mike are behind the desk. A TV and SNES is on the desk.]
CROW: Thanks for getting Frank to send up this new video game, Mike.
MIKE: No problem. [Mike walks off-screen.]
CROW:[reading] Press enter... then press b and a..
GYPSY:[off-screen] Hey Crow, can you come here for a minute?
CROW: Uh.. OKAY.. [Crow walks off-screen.]
[silence.]
[A loud roar of an engine.]
TOM:[off-screen, engine still running.] There you are! You're dead meat!
[TOM comes on screen flying in his airplane.]
TOM: DIE! DIE! DIE! [Tom swoops down, bombs the SNES and goes off-screen.]
HAHAHAHAHA!!! [Silence now, the SNES and TV, are a mess. Crow comes
back on-screen.]
CROW: Now to play... my... game??? WHAT HAPPENED??? OHHhhhh.. [Crow faints.]

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[Mike and Tom enter the theater. Crow finally comes in.]
MIKE: Something wrong, Crow?
CROW:[Sulking] Someone trashed my Super Nintendo.
MIKE: There, there... [pats Crow.]
TOM: Heh heh heh.
CROW: HEY!

>
>times00.txt - Seattle Time front Page News article claiming I was
>threatening Bill Gates when all I was doing is trying to get a job.
>Similar articles appeared in Journal American and the PI. KOMO came to my
>home and did a news article in which they attempted to make me look like
>a computer freak.

CROW: They obviously had a lot to work with.

> It went national and my parents saw it in California.
>Date and time.... Comdex Las Vegas 1991, IBM announces OS/2 2.0.
>Coincidence?

ALL: Naaah.

>
>jail0001.gif - Arrest just 4 days after being in the Seattle Time about MS
>because I called out to my son during a family medical emergency.

TOM: What's with the gifs??

>
>object0*.gif - Law suit filed in Connecticut in an attempt to move from WA
>to work. MS fought to keep me here after claiming I was a physical threat

MIKE: I'm a danger to myself and everybody.

>
>modify*.gif - Modification to anit-harassment order from 10/21/91 allowing
>me to again work in the computer industry and proving that the frist order
>was bogus and an attempt at censorship only.

CROW: They need to censor her bad spelling.

> I produced the first CD-ROM
>for video for Windows called GateKeeper for Firstlight Video Productions
>here in Redmond... I guess I'm a real dumb bitch.

TOM: Umm.. yeah.

> When women inside MS
>Marketing found out they pressured our marketing department and I was
>fired after working 60-80 hours a week to do this CD-ROM

MIKE: You're hired!
CROW: You're fired!
TOM: You're hired!
MIKE: You're fired!

>
>nw-court.txt - text from first modification
>
>labor-accident.txt - Labor and Industry document awarding me $4,000 for
>all the damages

CROW: And SHE'S complaining?

>
>
>casa01.gif - Documents used to take my children from me. My daughter ran
>a way and is now with me. The CASA worker wouldn't talk to my daughter
>and document that lead up to her running away and testimony by the
>psychologist working with her in Eugene Oregon were with held as evidence
>in court.

[Tom is panting hard.]
MIKE: Tom, are you okay?
TOM: [breath] Yes.. [breath] yes Mike, [breath] I'm.. ok. [breath] Try..
to read [breath] that last sentence.. and you'll see [breath] why I'm
out of breath.

> This allowed my ex-husband to get custody of my son after his
>daughter ran away claiming abusive treatment.

CROW: After her son's daughter ran away, it allowed her ex-husband to get
custody of the son? That doesn't make sense.
TOM: Of course.

> Gaelan gained over 30 lb.
>of weight in the first 5 months of being with his father. I want him back
>with me.

MIKE: Just because he gained 30 pounds?

>
>faxcover.gif - Fax cover sheet used during lawsuit with HOME name on it

CROW: Ut oh, Tom. It's the gifs again.

>
>kissinto.doc - Intro to my business plan stolen from me by MS
>
>kissoffr.gif - First page of business plan - Name HOME

TOM: KISS OFF!!

>
>All attempts to start over have been trashed by Bill Gates. He just
>likes stepping on me and stealing from me now.
>
>ocr-gov.txt - Documents from MS and Government supporting need for
>investigation
>
>harass0*.gif - Most recent order showing it is intended to censor me from
>contact with members of the Board of Directors of MS. The third pages
>is a list of Board members and upperlevel executives.

MIKE: I see what you mean by spamming FTP sites.

>
>wives01.txt - primary document used to get order, about AOL use of
>obsenity to promote service.

CROW: I believe it.

>
>queen-bw.gif - My first attempt to do art with my right hand. I sent it to
>MS in an attempt to get a job in 1991 the now claims this picuter is

TOM: What's a picuter?

>harassment of them?

MIKE: Well, a picture of a queen flippin' the bird at Bill Gates could be
classified as harassment.

>
>shasta01.gif - Police document taking My daughter from in on 12/16/95, 2
>days after MS made false allegation against me again.
>
>Anyone that says that they are not using my children as apoint of
>harassment is a nut.

CROW: And anyone that says she took English 101 is a nut.

> Just look at the documents.

TOM: But I don't want to.

> This sick obsession of
>Mr. Gates to steal from me and harass me at the same time is pretty weird
>for me.

CROW: I've done it to other people several times, but it happening to me
is a first.

> He seems to like hurting me and my children and then rubbing my
>face in his power by taking anything he can.
>
>My situation is not a secret. Even the Principle at Redmond High knows
>about what is going on.

MIKE: What does HE have to do with it???

> People will not help us. My daughter is being
>harassed and shunned at school. Her girl friend are not permitted to come
>over.

TOM: Sheesh! A loss of one friend and she gets emotional.

> It's like we are some form of trash. I can't get a job or even the
>same support services other handicapped people get.
>
>I'm suppose to be a genius and can't get a JOB?

MIKE: Well maybe your NOT a genius after all.

> I don't bring up this
>fact except that it does support the fact that Mr. Gates is black balling
>people from working in this industry. I'm real stupid.

TOM: And there you have it, folks!

> I actually thought
>he could be reasoned with.
>
>He is one sick man. Any man who would attack a helpless and defenceless

CROW: AND iliterate.

>women and her children to make money is very sick. I'm not crazy. I'm
>just dealing with crazy people. There is a difference. Even the police,
>told me that this was the case. Still they are too afraid of Gates to do
>anything. I don't blame them at all either...
>
>J~

TOM: Look for the J!

>
>I'm not posting stuff on this network for personal reasons.

MIKE:[Brewer] I'm just doing it to spam the internet.

> I have no
>recorse at this time for suing or pursuing MS legally. There is a statue
>of limitations that prohibits this. Now that I can't sue, I want people
>to know what they may also be put through...

TOM: The Robot Holocaust.

>
>What you say here can and will be used against you.

CROW: Well, if it's to get net.kooks like her off the net, I'm all for it.

> The hard part is that
>you can say nothing at all, and someone can edit it to make it look like
>you did....

MIKE: Think Brewer wrote this?
BOTS: YES!

> THINK ABOUT THAT! If it happened to me it can happen to you!
>
>

TOM: You WILL believe.
MIKE: Well, that's it. Let's go!
[Mike and the bots leave the theater.]

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[SOL]
[Mike and Tom are behind the desk. Tom is playing his Sega.]
MIKE: Well, that's the end of the experiment. It's time for letters.
[Crow comes on screen with a package.]
CROW: Here's one for Tom! [Crow puts the package on the desk.] WHOOSH!
[Crow quickly goes off screen.]
TOM: For ME?? Oh boy! [He opens the package. Mike empties it on the desk.]
OH JOY... What IS this? [Looks at the items.] Long, red sticks with
a string on one end.. and look, the string is sparkling.
MIKE: Ut oh...
[BOOM! Mike is covered with smoke, and dust. Tom is messed up, and so is his
Sega.]
MIKE:[Cough] What [Cough do you think, [Cough]Sirs?
CROW:[comes on screen.] You look good, Tom.
TOM: WHY I OUGHTA!!! [Mike taps mads light.]

[D13]
[Frank is on a hospital bed, in bandages, and IV's hooked up to him. Dr.F
is standing in front.]
FRANK:[weak] I had jello, today.
[Dr. F pushes the button.]

THE END

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directed by Claye Hodge
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>
>"Sega sucks big fat dick."
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Claye Hodge

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