MiSTing Winston 06
Brian Henderson
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>filmed.
Tom: Before a live studio audience.
>The films exist today.
Mike: And can be rented at Blockbuster.
>Command:
All: Shut up!
Crow: Let's get out of here!
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<Int. SoL>
Tom: Where does John Winston find these people? This article makes no
sense at all.
Mike: I'm not sure. I guess with the Internet open to people with all
kinds of silly ideas, sooner or later someone like this is bound
to pop up.
Crow: But why do they keep popping up *HERE*?!?!?!?! [sobbing]
Mike: We've got commercial sign... [hits button]
[Commercial: Burger King chorus line is eaten by the cast of The Lion King.
There is much rejoicing. "Yay!"]
<Int. Theatre>
>(Part 2 of 4)
Tom: Don't threaten us like that!
> ****************
> * CONFIDENTIAL *
> ****************
Crow: Please burn before viewing.
Tom: I *wish*.
>Command:
> A SITUATION REPORT ON OUR ACQUISITION OF ADVANCED
> TECHNOLOGY AND INTERACTION WITH ALIEN CULTURES
>
> by O.H. KRILL
>Observations by a Visiting Nordic
Mike: The Norse always were an observant people, weren't they?
>Command:
Mike: Uh... how about "DEL *.*"?
> In October, 1987, UFO researcher George Andrews
Tom: ...starred in the broadway production of "The Sound of Music".
> was
>successfully able to contact one of the Nordics not associated
>with the Greys, through a woman in California.
Crow: With her Nordic Track (tm)?
> What follows are
>the comments made by the alien:
Tom: [as aliens] "Please, oh please don't make us read any more
John_-_Winston articles! PLEASE!!!"
> "Were you a culture about to invade, you would not do it with
>a flourish of ships showing up in the heavens and undergo risk of
>being fired upon. That's the type of warfare slightly less evolved
>beings get into. You would create intense confusion and
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