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Claye Hodge

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Nov 1, 1994, 8:16:04 PM11/1/94

Part VII
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>From: eli...@worf.infonet.net (Elissa O'Bryan)

>Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv
>Subject: Power Rangers FAQ 7/7

CROW: [entering the theater, coughing up marbles.] COUGH COUGH COUGH... The
last section??? IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!

>Date: 7 Oct 1994 22:03:30 GMT

MIKE: Told ya! It took from August to October to write this.
CROW: Can someone make me a big birthday cake? I tink I missed one, reading
this post.

>Organization: INS Info Services
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>>>> Continued from previous message
>_David Yost_
>Age: 23
>Birthplace: Council Bluffs, Iowa

TOM: Oh, he's bluffing.

>Life before becoming a Ranger: Spent childhood traveling around the
> country with his family. Was fresh out of college with his
> Speech/Communications and Theatre degree.
>Hobbies: Swimming and Reading Plays
>What he's up to now: Writing a play

MIKE: ...while swimming.
CROW: By this time my lungs were aching for air.
TOM: I thought Jo..., er, the other guy, programmed that out of you.

>Other talents: He's "an excellent gymnast" ("Reality Check", one of the
> Power Rangers PSA's.)
>Favorite Color: Green. Wears "blue occasionally, but...darker blues."

MIKE: Well atleast he wears SOMETHING!
CROW: WHEW!
TOM: That could have kept us up all night.

> (_TV Guide_)
>Biggest shortcoming: "I'm a control freak. I want everything to be perfect,
> so I have trouble watching the show because I pick apart my
> performance." (_TV Guide_)

TOM: We ALL have trouble watching the show.
CROW: Yeah, we pick apart EVERYTHING.

>
>_Billy_
>Age: 16
>Birthday: April 1

MIKE: Brings new meaning to "April Fool".

>Sign: Aries
>Height: 5'10"
>Weight: 170 lbs.
>Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois
>Favorite Foods: Guacamole Cheeseburgers, Pizza, Junk Food

MIKE: Guacamole Cheeseburgers??? OH PUKE!
TOM: Literally.

>Favorite Subject: Physics
>Hobbies: Inventing Electronic Devices
>Achievements: Member of the Young Scientists of America, Graduate of
> the Accelerated Baby Genius Program, President of the Science
> Fair Committee
>Love Interest: Marge (grumble, grumble, grumble). However, in the

TOM: Hey WAIT A MINUTE! We didn't see the love interests of the OTHER
characters! Why just this one.. and who is Marge Grumble Grumble??
MIKE: Knowing Billy, she has to have blue hair.
CROW: Marge Simpson, the early years.

> fan club video, he speaks of her in the past tense (Ex:
> "I _had_ a girlfriend named Marge...", so, things may be
> looking up :>).

CROW: Not for him. Hehehe.

>
>
>XI. _SEALED WITH A KISS_
>
>If you have a burning desire to write to the Power Rangers, here are
>a few addies that might be helpful:

CROW: Or just want to send mail bombs..
MIKE: *CROW*! I said enough with the mail bomb jokes!

>
>Power Rangers Fan Club
>P.O. Box 222
>Hollywood, CA 90078
>(if you're interested in joining the Fan Club, drop me a line and I'll
> send you the information -- and no, they're not paying me to
> do their advertising for them. Unfortunately, the Fan Club

MIKE: I'd rather think of that as FORTUNATELY.

> covers only the United States and Canada. The show will be
> going global starting next year (80 countries is the figure
> I've heard), so this may change in a few months.)
>
>To write to a specific actor:

CROW: Or send mai...
MIKE: CROW!
TOM: DO IT, MIKE!
CROW: YOU KEEP OUT OF THIS!

>
>(Name of the Actor)
>c/o Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
>Saban Entertainment
>4000 W. Alameda Ave.
>Burbank, CA 91505
>
>or, try:
>
>Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
>c/o Fox-TV
>10201 W. Pico Blvd.
>Los Angeles, CA 90035
>
>(both these addresses were in the same magazine (the previously mentioned
> "16" magazine) so I have no idea which is a better address to
> use.)

TOM: For mail bombs.
MIKE: NOT YOU TOO?????
CROW: Hahahahaha! Good one, Tom!
TOM: Thanks, but seriously, I hope Alpha-5 never appears in Tiger Bot.
CROW: Yeah, he makes Twiki look like Data.

>
>==========
>
>And that's it (for now, at least)! Questions? Comments? Corrections?

MIKE: Complaints?
TOM: Nitpicks.
CROW: Mail bombs.
MIKE: NOW THAT'S THE LAST TIME!

>Send them to: tgui...@gmuvax.gmu.edu
>I'd also love to hear from any other Power Rangers fans. C'mon, I know

CROW: What about Power Ranger enemies???
TOM: Or even Power Ranger enemas.
MIKE: That's low...in more ways than one.

>you're out there -- admit it.

TOM: And someday, we can take over the world.
MIKE: I think I'd prefer Pinky & the Brain...or even the MADS, for that
matter.

If it makes you feel any better, you're not
>alone. Smile! :)

CROW: I will only smile if this post is over.

TOM: Living life to the full.. is by bringing emptiness to those Who Dare
to Dream?????? Yep, she IS working for Dr. Forrester alright.

>|-------------------------------------| In the mood for Gianluca Pagliuca |
>|This is my life, it is made of Sweet | My Queendom for Paolo Maldini |
>|and Tears. -- Roberto Baggio | Helloooooooooooo Antonio Banderas |
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ALL: Helloooooooooooooo NURSE!
MIKE: His life; also made of blown penalty kicks.
CROW: Roberto Baggio, the Mitch Williams of Italy.

> ~ TLX v4.00 ~ 'Tis
>the season to be punny......

CROW: Fa la la la laaaaa.. La laaaaaaaa laaaaaaaa YECHHK!!!!!
MIKE: Well, I guess that's it.
TOM: THANK HEAVENS!!!
CROW: Mike, Tom?? You see me smiling, don't you???
TOM: Hehehe.. [Mike and the bots leave the theater.]

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...

[SOL]

MIKE: You know guys? That post wasn't really that bad.
CROW: Yeah, it beats these re-occuring Barney FAQ's. BLECH!
TOM: Yeah, who knows.. Instead of Power Rangers we could have gotten
a FAQ on that show Tatooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills.
ALL: Ooooooohhh!
MIKE: What do you think sirs???
[Mike taps the Mads light.]

[DEEP 13]

DR. F: Teenage Fighters from Beverly Hills???? Hmmmmmmmm.. Frank?
Do you have Terri's phone number????
[Frank comes running on-screen. Smoke is coming from his pants.
He doesn't respond because he's in pain. Frank runs back off-
screen.] Frank???? Oh, nevermind, we have Elissa's..
[Dr.F get's out a cordless phone and starts dialing.] Five... Three..
One.. Six. Ah, Elissa?? Clay here! Say, have you heard of Tatooed
Teenage Fighters from...[Dr.F pushes the button.]

THE END

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