MiSTing Winston 01
Brian Henderson
MST Love Theme
In the not too distant future
Way down in Deep 13,
Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank
Were hatching an evil scheme.
They hired a temp by the name of Mike,
Just a regular joe they didn't like.
Their experiment needed a good test case,
So they conked him on the noggin
And shot him into netspace. (No more fanfics!)
We'll send him awful fanfics,
The worst we can find (la-la-la)
He'll have to sit and read them all,
And disintegrate his mind (la-la-la)
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
Where the posts begin or end (la-la-la)
He will lose his sanity
With the help of his robot friends.
Robot Roll Call:
Cambot! (Show yourself)
Gypsy! (Richard Basehart!)
Tom Servo! (no more Star Trek!)
Croooow! (Who wrote this thing?)
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
and other science facts (la-la-la)
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just fanfics,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theatre 3000!"
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<Int. SoL>
Crow: ... but scientifically speaking, there is nothing that would suggest
that is true.
Tom: Sometimes you have to look beyond science and just believe.
[Mike walks by, notices the bots engaged in a vigorous debate and joins them]
Mike: Hi, guys, what's up?
Crow: After all the fanfics and articles we've done lately, we were wondering
if it is really possible that there are aliens.
Tom: After all, look at the Star Trek stuff. Doesn't it make you wonder
what's out there?
Magic Voice: Commercial sign in fifteen seconds.
Mike: Well, what have you decided?
Tom: We've decided that there are definately aliens on other planets.
Crow: No we haven't!
Tom: Have too!
Crow: Have not!
Magic Voice: Commercial sign in 5...4...3...2...1...commercial sign now.
Mike: [hitting button] We'll be right back.
Tom: Have too!
Crow: Have not!
[Commercial. Clothestime girl eats too many Mentos, drinks too much
Zima, and explodes. There was much rejoicing. "Yay!"]
Tom: Have too, have too, have too!
Crow: Have not times ten!
Mike: Hold it down you two, Laverne and Shirley are calling. [hits button]
<Deep 13>
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