MiSTing: ABYSS Posts [2/2]
Chris Mayfield
>
>*Apocalypse can be killed*
>
>You can kill Externals bye "severing the five limbs"
Crow: Mike, what=D5s the fifth limb?
Mike: Hush, child.
> or something
>like that. So I guess that is what happened to Candra and
>Gidieon!
>
>ABYSS: Aint no bloodin' Ain't no crippin'
Tom: Someone ought to gangbang this guy.
>
>*How many times do I have to Say Rex=3DComcast??!!!*
>
>Rex is Comcast of the executive elite. They have similar powers.
>If you don't belive me then wait a while, I'm pretty sure I'll
>have my big chance to say I told you so!!!
Mike: This guy must have graduated at the Alexander Abian school
of Hypothesis Supporting.
Tom: But he doesn=D5t have any support.
Mike: Exactly.
>
>*LISTEN Reread it The black guy wasn't nightthrasher*
>
>Re read the X-men issue. The Black guy was at the Hellfire clubs
>party to join the new inner circle. Why would Night Thrasher
>have a racist chip on his shoulder towards Arcangel? Night
>Thrasher is the most racially un-angry blackman
Mike: Harry Blackman? The ex-Supreme Court justice?
Tom: That=D5s Blackmun.
> in comics! It
>could be one of the Bedlams. But it definately was not night
>Thrasher. I am positive time will prove me right!
>
>ABYSS: He who reigns forever; reigns like badweather; and is way
>too big for his britches!
>
>*POKKY used to be flesh and blood once in X-force*
Tom: That was Apocalypse then, this is Apocalypse now.
Crow: [Sheen] Colonel Abyss was close.
>
>In a pre Phalanx X-force issue, the Externals came and talked to
>Sam about the Legacy virus
Mike: Sam, your biopsy came back. I=D5m afraid it=D5s the Legacy
virus.
Tom: [announcer] Did Zero give Douglock the cure for the Legacy
Virus? Will Gambit win the love of Rogue? And what of Guido=D5s
heart attack? Find out tomorrow on All My Summers Children.
> and they told of Apocalypses first
>meeting with the External Saul in which he found the celestial
>ship. He walked into the ship flesh adn blood and no one ever
>saw him come out.
Crow: Apocalypses check in but they don=D5t check out.
> It is assumed that he came out in his current
>techno-organic form.
>
>ABYSS: he who reigns forever; reigns like bad weather; and is
>way too big for his britches!
>
>*All new theory why Damask may be Margali!*
>
>Well it is kinda weak but aren't the writers trying
Crow: [Scottish] I=D5m tryin=D5 captin, but th=D5 plot holes are too
large! I dinnae ken how much longer this post kin take!
Mike: That=D5s two Scottie jokes in one post. Is that allowed?
> as much as
>possible to keep the characters in AoA books close to their
>normal counterparts? Well since Margali is a major character in
>Excalibur (she is Night Crawlers foster mother and she is the
>current holder of the soul sword) wouldn't the writers keep her
>in X-Calibre.
>
>Works for me.
>
>ABYSS: (all new)
Crow: But hardly improved.
> Master of Foreverpast; Father to Dayspring son
>of the Morning Fire and Brother of the Tomorrow killer!
Tom: Keeper of the Geodesic Nucleus.
>
>*Re: Blood Syndicate Vs. X-Men*
>
>HTG: can't leave off Tech-9's powers . He can shoot gunfire
>from any gun that he is holding
Mike: All he has to do is pull the trigger!
Crow: Amazing!
> without having to ever reload!
>The X-men are smarter so they would probably win the fight! But
>the Blood Syndicatewould give them pure hell.
Crow: Or, at the very least, 99 and 44/100 % pure hell.
> I would say that
>the Blood Syndicate could take out a few of the X-men
Tom: Go to a movie, eat out, treat them really nice.
>permanently during the fight. also.
Mike: flag. on. the. moon.
>
>*From now on ABYSS is simply Mr. Sinister*
>
> Thank you Brain....
Tom: For finally kicking in.
Crow: That=D5s probably too much to hope for.
> I think actually Sinister is one of my all
>time favorite villains. I think that I will cnange my new alias
>to Mr. Sinister.
>
>*Re: I agree totally Locus is Probably Ilyanna*
>
>I agree with you dude
Tom: I AGRE3 W1TH YUU DUDE!!1!! ABYYSS 1S REELLY K00L!!1
Mike: Please don=D5t ever do that again.
> even though I think that bringing Ilyanna
>back as Locus is a stupid Idea. It makes perfect sense though
>that Locus is Ilyanna so they brought her back in an X-force
>book!
>
>Mr. Sinister : (Haven't thought of any thing nasty enough to put
>here)
Crow: How about something about fleas in your [Mike grabs beak]
>
>*Sinister is the nastiest Villain in AoA I like him!*
>
>Can anybody nama
Tom: I can=D5t.
Crow: I can=D5t either.
> a villain more dispicable than the AoA Sinister?
Tom: Do Republicans count?
>Even though I would more than happily dish out $1.95 plus tax
Mike: You big spender, you.
> to
>see this villain beaten utterly and begging for his life just
>once, you still gotta love his nastiness. It caught me right in
>the gut
Crow: And tore out my entrails in a bloody explosion of sinew and
flesh.
> when Sinister killed both Brute and Forge! I don't care
>who beats him as long as he is defeated. I would rather see
>Apocalypse do it than X-man because Apocalypse would make it
>messy!
Tom: I see Abyss=D5 association with Mr. Sinister as a severe sort
of transference. In associating with him (using him as an alias)
and then expressing a desire to see him severely injured, killed
even, I see this as a sign of Abyss=D5 deep seated desire to be
punished, no doubt due to an inferiority complex relating to the
fact that his mother never really loved him.
Crow: I disagree. Obviously, these bad postings are an attention
getting device, devised to make up for a lack of positive rein-
forcement as a young child, i.e. his mother never really loved
him.
Mike: What if he=D5s just an idiot...whose mother never really
loved him?
> Well now that we know Mr. Sinister's real name, that he's
>an External, and what the heck he's been up too for the past two
>hundred years, maybe Marvel will use him more in normal
>continuity. I like his new costume too. He has to be the
>snazziest dresser in AoA!
Mike: He shops at the Boutique at the end of the Universe.
Tom: Sinister=D5s suits are made from Rumplon (tm).
> I don't think that he has ever been
>defeated truly. But what villain has? But any way in X-men 23
>he told Cyclops that his eye beams can't hurt him and neither can
>any physical attack! When Cylops repleid
Mike: Forever...Replaid
Tom: That was weak.
> that it worked the last
>time I nailed you, Sinister told him that it was a ruse to trick
>the X-men because he wasn't ready to face them then. Personally
>I think that the only way to hurt him is with a mental attack!
Mike: It looks like Mr. Sinister is safe from Abyss.
Crow: But Abyss is Mr. Sinister now.
Mike: I know, but =D2It looks like Mr. Sinister is safe from Mr.
Sinister=D3 doesn=D5t sound as good.
>
>Since the Brain nominated me to be Mr. Sinister then that's what
>I'm changing my nick too!
Crow: [Pinky] What are we going to do tonight, Brain?
Tom: [Brain] The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to
make sense of Abyss=D5 posts.
>Mr. Sinister : (still coming up with a dispicable quote worthy of
>Sinister to put here!)
>
>*Notice plot similarities in Star Trek and X-men*
>
>Me and my StarTrek buddy were sitting around talking about
>StarTrek and X-men when we discovered some plot similarities.
Tom: The total disregard for physics?
Crow: The complete lack of continuity?
Mike: Bossy bald guys?
>The most noticeable and the only one that I can remember at the
>time is about the Phalanx and the Borg.
>
>Phalanx are a tecnoorganic phalanx
Mike: I am redundant and repetitive and redundant.
> of human minds. They are each
>like nerves of a body who communicate with the central mind more
>or less.
Crow: In Abyss=D5 case, it would be less.
> The Phalanx want to assimilate all teh known universe.
>
>I'm no Trekker but I think the Borg are some kind of StarTrek
>version of techno organic. Each member of the Borg acks
Crow: [coughing] Ack! Ack!
Tom: It=D5s Billy and the Borgers.
> like a
>nerve of the central body. And they want to assimilate the whole
>universe of something like that.
>
>We found many other similarities between X-men and Startrek.
Mike: They told me about this guy named Ratliff.
> I
>will post some more after I consult with my Trekker associate.
>Can anybody else think of some more.
>
>Mr. Sisister:
Crow: Sissy-ster, Sissy-ster! Whatcha gonna do baby, cry?
Tom: Mom! Make him stop!
> (still thinking of what to put here)
>
>*Re: Another Rex theory*
>
>Ok Tain: I've said it before that I think Rex is Comcast.
>Comcast has a pretty useless power when it comes to fighting.
Crow: [Brit] It=D5s Bicycle Repair Man!
> He
>can pick up any transmission on the planet.
Mike: Including the ones from the aliens who are trying to take
over my mind.
> This power would be
>very useful to Apocalypse for spying purposes.
Tom: Forget spying! This guy can pick up the Playboy channel!
> Even though
>Apocalypse is busy trying to take over the world, he still needs
>a secretary like it or not. It would be akward to have one of
>his powerful horsemen as a secretary.
Mike: War, take a memo.
> I can't see Holocost or
>Sinister handling secretarial duties. So he gets
Tom: Ann Sothers!
Crow: How does a 1928 Porter take dictation?
> Rex to do it.
>Come to think about it Comcast was fairly impostant in the normal
>continuity. Whe Banshee blew up the Professors ready room a lot
>of information was lost to professor Xavier. The only way to
>regain this information is through Comcast who without knowing it
>downloaded all of this information into his brain!
Tom: Keanu Reeves is Johnny Mneumonic.
> Like Bishop
>said this makes him a very dangerous man. This all took place in
>an issue of Uncanny after the Phalanx crossover.
>
>Well what do you think?
Crow: Sirs?
>
>Mr. Sinister: (I finally found a decent quote! I just have to
>bring it to the comp. lab next time!)
>
>*Re: Rachel Summers question*
>
>Rachels dead dead dead!
Mike: Alien vampire flonk flonk flonk!
Tom: Barney die die die!
Crow: French captain borg borg borg!
> or about as dead as some can be in
>Marvel. She died in book four of Cyclops and Phoenix. She was
>in a comma
Crow: Held in parenthesis.
> for a buch of years and she died gracefully.
>
>Mr. Sinister: I leave you with what you left me -- a livetime
>of guilt, self-hatred, confusion, and despair.
Tom: And a fifty thousand a year allowance.
>
>Enjoy...
>
>*Re: Legacy Virus*
>
>Yeah sure Douglock is the key (I'm being sarcastic).
Mike: This week=D5s Dave Berry is for the Humor Impaired.
Crow: (He=D5s not making this up.)
> yeah I read
>the Excaliburs but they also said that Cable might be the key in
>X-men 30 I believe in a letter form
Tom: Have you opened your heart to Stationary?
> Moira to Charles. But I'm
>still holding out for Beast to find the cure as hinted in Stryfes
>Strike File! That would rule!
>
>Mr. Sinister: Indeed, you are the architect of my body and soul,
>the sculptor of my sins.
Tom: Obviously one of Frank Lloyd Wright=D5s less impressive works.
>
>*Re: Is Angel an Alpha ???*
>
>Chinh,
>Alphas are mutants who don't just have power, but have it in
>excess! Like psi's of the first order and such. I figure that
>they have natually atletic bodies(most of them) because of their
>mutant genes also.
Crow: Is that why every woman in comics looks like Kathy Ireland?
> In Weapon X #3 some AoA revers scanned
>Weapon X and figured that he was an Alpha because the protein
>readings went off the scale!
Tom: Wolverine, packed with protein and 12 essential vitamins.
> Apocalypse calls Angel and Alpha
>because he is a true survivor and this makes him fit in
>Apocalypses definition. Remember Apocalypse had designs on Angel
>even in normal contiuity.
Tom: He had =D2dibs.=D3
> I think it has something to do with
>Angel being able to fly and Apocalypse not being able to do so
>even with all of his power.
Crow: He=D5s really impressed by a character with possibly the
dumbest mutant ability ever, excluding Forearm.
> I just think Angel is one of Pokky's
>fav'rites.
>
>Mr. Sinister: I leave you with your heart's greatest desire.
All: Waffles!
>
>*ABBYS had a good point about REX =3D Comcast*
>
>From: Multiple Maniac <bio...@bayou.uh.edu>
Tom: Hey! It=D5s someone else!
[all cheer]
>Date: 30 Mar 1995 21:12:53 GMT
>Organization: University of Houston
>Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.xbooks
>
>
> Not that I owe any aligence to him even though
Mike: He is the nation of my birthplace.
> we go to the
>same college, and I happen to know him from our Honors English
>discussion group,
Mike: Abyss is in Honors English?
Crow: I have lost my faith in the American educational system.
> but he did have a good point. I remember
>reading that Comcast contains all of the information that the X-
>men lost when Banshee blew up Professor X's Danger room.
Mike: You should really expect things like this to happen when
you store things in the =D2Danger Room.=D3
> It
>makes a lot of since for Apocalypse to have Comcast around as a
>sort of secretarial flunky. Any good mad would-be-world
>conqueror needs some one to yell at and threaten if he gets
>upset.
All: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank! [sob]
> According to Comcasts power he could not exactly be a
>horseman, because he has very little fighting ability
Crow: Incredible alphabetizing powers!
Mike: Ability to communicate with French onion soup!
Tom: Really bendy thumb!
> if any at
>all.
>
>To go off on a tangent about that ABYSS guy. He is impetuous,
>loud, some times obnoxious,
Crow: But only when he=D5s conscious.
> and very emotional. However,
>during our discussions in class he does come up with new and
>enlightening lessons and points from the antiquites we have read.
Mike: What if Hamlet was a mutant, and his father was actually a
disembodied psionic impression?
>No he didn't pay me to right this.
Tom: He threatened my life.
>
>Sincerely longtime lurker
>Multiple Maniac : I cried when Jamie died....
Mike: Me too. Maaaaaaaaaaadroooooooooooooox!
Crow: Are you finished?
Mike: Yeah.
[exit]
[6...5...4...3...2...1...]
Tom: Mike, explain college to us.
Crow: Yeah. College seems to be a pretty expensive step on the
road to a position as an Arby=D5s fry cook.
Mike: People don=D5t go to college to become fry cooks. They go to
better themselves intellectually and to prepare themselves for a
career.
Tom: But what about Abyss?
Crow: And Ratliff?
Mike: Admittedly, there are a few people who don=D5t seem to be
getting all they could out of the college experience.
Crow: Does the college experience include getting drunk and
waking up in the middle of the road with a German shepherd in a
French maid costume?
Mike: Only if it=D5s a liberal arts college. What do you think,
sirs?
[Deep 13]
Dr. F: Very amusing, but I=D5ve got other things to attend to. I=D5m
getting ready to see one of the applicants for Frank=D5s position.
He should be here any minute now. [door chime] Ah, there he is.
[Goes over to the door and opens it. In walks Mr. B Natural.]
Mr. B: I=D5ve come to awaken the music in YOU!
Dr. F: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
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fwshhhh
Mr. B: Is that a clarinet in your pocket...
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