Christine Malcom doesn't want her name in headers
Bonnie May
nevins.
--Bon-"I only did it to prove a point"-nie May
"I think the Maypo wants them." --Servo responds to the
ascending goo in "First Spaceship on Venus" [211]
Christine Malcom
>So you better knock it off right now. This means you, mister jess
>nevins.
>
>--Bon-"I only did it to prove a point"-nie May
Thanks Bonnie...what would I do witho......HEY!
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman well and truly uncomfortable now
"I didn't mean it when I said I hope the cable in the elevator snaps when you
step on board. And I was joking when I said I hope you crack your head and
get mangled by the downstairs revolving door. And I was kidding when I said I
hope the #103 bus hits and makes a pancake out of you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
isn't it amazing what a woman in love will do?" Christine Lavin
--
Christine Malcom
>>So you better knock it off right now. This means you, mister jess
>>nevins.
>
>
>jeez...some people...just `cause you're married to each other is no
>reason to take each other's sides all the time...
Bon "I am the Spanish Goddess" nie May and I are not married (yet) you're think
ing of Barbara. Quit slandering people who've never made the mistake of pro-
posing to me...there are going to be enough people regretting it when I show
up in their hotel room in a nightie.
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Inestructible Gouda Llama Woman: or does this qualify as libel?
John Nevins
>So you better knock it off right now. This means you, mister jess
>nevins.
hey, she let me know she wanted it changed, i changed it.
jeez...some people...just `cause you're married to each other is no
reason to take each other's sides all the time...
jess
John Nevins
>ing of Barbara. Quit slandering people who've never made the mistake of pro-
>posing to me...there are going to be enough people regretting it when I show
>up in their hotel room in a nightie.
well, *I* wouldn't regret that....
besides, do we know for sure that Bonnie & Barbara aren't the same
person? For that matter, it seems like there are a lot of people here
who post under another name.
Michael Emond and Greg E.
Blair and Jamie
Matt and Sampo
Paul Critser and Robert Mobbs
the list just keeps going...
jess, who is using the Bad Newsreader & hopes this gets out...
Phil Mueller
someone claiming to be kal...@tiac.net (John Nevins) wrote:
>... For that matter, it seems like there are a lot of people here
>who post under another name.
>
>Michael Emond and Greg E.
>Blair and Jamie
>Matt and Sampo
>Paul Critser and Robert Mobbs
John Nevins and jess nevins
--
Phil Mueller pmue...@airnet.net
Note: This article does not necessarily reflect the views of Phil Mueller.
Christine Malcom
> (Christine Malcom) writes:
>>(Bonnie May) writes:
>>>>So you better knock it off right now. This means you, mister jess
>>>>nevins.
>>>hey, she let me know she wanted it changed, i changed it.
>>>jeez...some people...just `cause you're married to each other is no
>>>reason to take each other's sides all the time...
>>
>>Bon"I am the Spanish Goddess" nie May and I are not married (yet) you're think
>>ing of Barbara. Quit slandering people who've never made the mistake of pro-
>>posing to me...there are going to be enough people regretting it when I show
>>up in their hotel room in a nightie.
>
>well, *I* wouldn't regret that....
really? *christine makes a mental note of this*
>besides, do we know for sure that Bonnie & Barbara aren't the same
>person? For that matter, it seems like there are a lot of people here
>who post under another name.
Because not all of us have this split personality problem. Christine I am
and Christine I shall be.
>Michael Emond and Greg E.
>Blair and Jamie
>Matt and Sampo
>Paul Critser and Robert Mobbs
The Mike and Steve Brigades
The Dynamic Christine Duo
>the list just keeps going...
>jess, who is using the Bad Newsreader & hopes this gets out...
It did, but now everyone knows about your secret identity...
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who already knew about it
John Nevins
>in <4god0p$k...@sundog.tiac.net>
>someone claiming to be kal...@tiac.net (John Nevins) wrote:
>
>>
>>Blair and Jamie
>>Matt and Sampo
>>Paul Critser and Robert Mobbs
>
all-too-common complaints. This carrier...gah..just ask Cinammon Minx
about the problems with TIAC.
I'm still reading posts here from the beginning of February.
ObMST3K: Any news on MST figures yet? I mean, I for one sure don't have
enough things to spend my money on...and actually my computer looks
rather bare without anything on it, so what better to adorn it than Crow,
Tom and Gypsy?
jess
Sid Varma
: besides, do we know for sure that Bonnie & Barbara aren't the same
: person? For that matter, it seems like there are a lot of people here
: who post under another name.
: Michael Emond and Greg E.
: Blair and Jamie
: Matt and Sampo
: Paul Critser and Robert Mobbs
: the list just keeps going...
It turns out Sid Varma and I are the same person.
Bill Livingston
Sid Varma: The Same Person
Bill L.
I just... *can't*... STOP!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
bi...@Traveller.COM http://www.Traveller.COM/~bill
Best if Used by Date on Label
Bonnie May
>>Bon "I am the Spanish Goddess" nie May and I are not married (yet) you're think
>>ing of Barbara. Quit slandering people who've never made the mistake of pro-
>>posing to me...there are going to be enough people regretting it when I show
>>up in their hotel room in a nightie.
What kind of nightie? Does it at least cover your naughty bits? No
offense, but I rather hope so.
>besides, do we know for sure that Bonnie & Barbara aren't the same
>person? For that matter, it seems like there are a lot of people here
>who post under another name.
>Michael Emond and Greg E.
>Blair and Jamie
>Matt and Sampo
>Paul Critser and Robert Mobbs
By day, I post as an ordinary Graduate Student named Bonnie May. . .
. . . but by night, as Agent J.
--Bon-"or as Xena, Warrior Princess, since it amounts to the same
thing"-nie May
Christine Malcom
>Quoth kal...@tiac.net (John Nevins):
>
>>>Bon "I am the Spanish Goddess" nie May and I are not married (yet) you're think
>>>ing of Barbara. Quit slandering people who've never made the mistake of pro-
>>>posing to me...there are going to be enough people regretting it when I show
>>>up in their hotel room in a nightie.
>
>What kind of nightie? Does it at least cover your naughty bits? No
>offense, but I rather hope so.
All of my bits are very good, or so I've been told (Christime Malcom is Pinocchio, can this header be far behind?)
>
>>besides, do we know for sure that Bonnie & Barbara aren't the same
>>person? For that matter, it seems like there are a lot of people here
>>who post under another name.
>
>>Michael Emond and Greg E.
>>Blair and Jamie
>>Matt and Sampo
>>Paul Critser and Robert Mobbs
>
>By day, I post as an ordinary Graduate Student named Bonnie May. . .
>
>. . . but by night, as Agent J.
>
>--Bon-"or as Xena, Warrior Princess, since it amounts to the same
>thing"-nie May
In an ongoing battle to use my given name, I recently suffered a blow when some one I know was reading over my shoulder and said "Why do they call you
Christine...is that like another persona?" *sigh*
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who would choose Loretta if she wanted an
alternate persona
John Nevins
>Bonnie May <bm...@cornell.edu> wrote:
>>Quoth kal...@tiac.net (John Nevins):
>>
>>>>Bon "I am the Spanish Goddess" nie May and I are not married (yet) you're think
>>>>ing of Barbara. Quit slandering people who've never made the mistake of pro-
>>>>posing to me...there are going to be enough people regretting it when I show
>>>>up in their hotel room in a nightie.
>>
>>What kind of nightie? Does it at least cover your naughty bits? No
>>offense, but I rather hope so.
>
>All of my bits are very good, or so I've been told (Christime Malcom
is Pinocchio, can this header be far behind?) >>
well, it wasn't my nose you made grow...
jess
Christine Malcom
yes, astronomical rates of increase in nagging self-doubt is really my specialty
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman: Will undermine self-worth for food
Mike Barklage
>Bonnie May <bm...@cornell.edu> wrote:
>>
>>By day, I post as an ordinary Graduate Student named Bonnie May. . .
>>
>>. . . but by night, as Agent J.
>>
>>--Bon-"or as Xena, Warrior Princess, since it amounts to the same
>>thing"-nie May
>In an ongoing battle to use my given name, I recently suffered a blow when some one I know was reading over my shoulder and said "Why do they call you
>Christine...is that like another persona?" *sigh*
>Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who would choose Loretta if she wanted an
>alternate persona
On-line, I used to go by the name 'Chirpy the Mutant Hellbeast.'
But that was before I discovered that 'Mike Barklage' is a perfectly goofy
name in and of itself.
Mike Barklage... perfectly goofy
bark...@ucsu.colorado.edu -- MSTie #19634 -- For Ed Wood items, MSTings, and
the ST:Voyager MSTing archive, http://rtt.colorado.edu/~barklage/home.html
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." - G. Carlin
Roger M. Wilcox
Mike Czaplinski <mike.cz...@washingtondc.attgis.com> wrote:
>kal...@tiac.net (John Nevins) wrote:
>>
>> In article <DnG43...@midway.uchicago.edu> cm...@midway.uchicago.edu (Christine Malcom) writes:
>> >
>> >All of my bits are very good, or so I've been told (Christime Malcom
>> is Pinocchio, can this header be far behind?) >>
>>
>> well, it wasn't my nose you made grow...
>
>
>Mike "ifyouknowwhatImean..." Czaplinski
The ones my pet slug, Xanthes, peed on?
--
rog...@robadome.com (Roger M. Wilcox) - AKA - tra...@zoom.com (Jeff Boeing)
-------------+---- I'm not flying fast, just orbiting low -------------------
MSTie #38808 | Quick-N-Dirty Aviation
| "Trading altitude for airspeed since 1992"
Christine Malcom
>kal...@tiac.net (John Nevins) wrote:
>> In article <DnG43...@midway.uchicago.edu> cm...@midway.uchicago.edu (Christine Malcom) writes:
>> >>Quoth kal...@tiac.net (John Nevins):
>> >>
>> >>>>Bon "I am the Spanish Goddess" nie May and I are not married (yet) you're think
>> >>>>ing of Barbara. Quit slandering people who've never made the mistake of pro-
>> >>>>posing to me...there are going to be enough people regretting it when I show
>> >>>>up in their hotel room in a nightie.
>> >>
>> >>What kind of nightie? Does it at least cover your naughty bits? No
>> >>offense, but I rather hope so.
>> >
>> is Pinocchio, can this header be far behind?) >>
>>
>> well, it wasn't my nose you made grow...
>
>It was his begonias.
Don't be silly, Mike...it's winter in Boston they're aren't any begonias at
this time of y.....oh...OH!
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman SHOCKED! I tell you SHOCKED!
Melissa Lupton
On 28 Feb 1996, T-Bone wrote:
> Mike Barklage <bark...@ucsu.Colorado.EDU> wrote:
> >cm...@midway.uchicago.edu (Christine Malcom) writes:
> >>In an ongoing battle to use my given name, I recently suffered a blow when some one I know was reading over my shoulder and said "Why do they call you
> >>Christine...is that like another persona?" *sigh*
> >>Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who would choose Loretta if she wanted an
> >>alternate persona
> >On-line, I used to go by the name 'Chirpy the Mutant Hellbeast.'
> >But that was before I discovered that 'Mike Barklage' is a perfectly goofy
> >name in and of itself.
>
> Trust me folks: your names are NOT that bad. I know whereof I speak.
My dad claims to have known a guy in high school called Charlie
Fartz. It gets better - there was also a girl in his class named Virginia
Fuchs. Worse, there was a girl called Bertha Bell Buttz, who later got
married and became Bertha Bell Bottoms.
Q at USC
who feels a little better about her own name now
Mike Barklage
>As do I. I actually found my last name in a comic bo ... I mean,
>graphic novel ... as a sound effect. Spiderman hit a wall, and the
>resulting sound was my last name.
So when Spidey hit the wall, the sound he made was "nicklby"?
Mike Barklage... is that like yelling "hodgka" when you get burned?
Save MST Cabal
> nic...@primenet.com (nicklby) writes:
>
> >As do I. I actually found my last name in a comic bo ... I mean,
> >graphic novel ... as a sound effect. Spiderman hit a wall, and the
> >resulting sound was my last name.
>
> So when Spidey hit the wall, the sound he made was "nicklby"?
No, it was 'Montini'. What can I say, animators get bored.
Jay Middleton
Repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, | SAVE MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000!!!
I should really just react." | Join the Cabal! b...@dana.ucc.nau.edu
nicklby
>On 1 Mar 1996, Mike Barklage wrote:
>> nic...@primenet.com (nicklby) writes:
>>
>> >As do I. I actually found my last name in a comic bo ... I mean,
>> >graphic novel ... as a sound effect. Spiderman hit a wall, and the
>> >resulting sound was my last name.
>>
>> So when Spidey hit the wall, the sound he made was "nicklby"?
>No, it was 'Montini'. What can I say, animators get bored.
Hold on a sec. You think I'm E.J. Montini? E.J. MONTINI?
(nicklby collapses from laughter. He claws his way back to the
computer)
This is as good as people thinking Q is Jennifer Aniston.
nicklby
For the uninformed, E.J. Montini is a columnist with the Arizona
Republic, and sorry, Jay, but you're way, way off.
ikaros
>In article <4h5unp$7...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>, nicklby
>>As do I. I actually found my last name in a comic bo ... I mean,
>>graphic novel ... as a sound effect. Spiderman hit a wall, and the
>>resulting sound was my last name.
Wonderful. Now you have me wondering what, exactly, Spiderman would have
to hit in order to produce my last name as a sound effect ... I think it
would involve at least one piece of wicker furniture, but I'm not sure.
Note to Mr. Spa-ZUNCH: Would you rather have found your name as a sound
effect in a Don Martin cartoon?
ikaros, pleased to not be named spladdap.
--
ika...@infinet.com http://www.infinet.com/~ikaros
I will not vote for Mr. Dole, I will not vote for Ross the troll
I would not, could not vote for Phil, I could not vote for Mr. Bill
I simply could not vote for Pat, I'd rather vote for Socks the cat
I don't think I can vote Lamar, and Mr. Dornan goes too far...
-- me & Badger, "The Dr. Seuss Guide to the 1996 Election"
ikaros
>ika...@infinet.com (ikaros) wrote:
>>Note to Mr. Spa-ZUNCH: Would you rather have found your name as a sound
>>effect in a Don Martin cartoon?
>I don't know. It might be cool to be named Plotz.
Uhm ... you *do* know what "plotz" means in Yiddish, don't you?
>>ikaros, pleased to not be named spladdap.
... althoug it occurred to me that 'fwee-GINK!' (described by Don Martin
as "the sound made by Olive Oyl falling through a sewer grating and being
saved by her nose") might be cool ...
ikaros, on second thought, i'll just stick with ikaros.
--
ika...@infinet.com http://www.infinet.com/~ikaros
SPACE GHOST: Moltar! Damage report!
MOLTAR: I just hurled in my helmet.
-- Space Ghost Coast To Coast
David Rothschild
>
> >> As do I. I actually found my last name in a comic bo ... I mean,
> >> graphic novel ... as a sound effect. Spiderman hit a wall, and the
> >> resulting sound was my last name.
> >>
> >>
> >> nicklby
> >> well, other than Czaplinski, of course.
> >
> >Indeed: Imagine the effect on my when, as a child, I saw Batman
> >slug The Joker and the cue card of "CZAPLINSKI!" came up across
> >the screen.
> >
> >Scarred me for life
> >
> >Mike "Really, though, my last name turned up on a Duncan Hines cake
> >mix TV commercial in the late 70's..." Czaplinski
>
> My last name appears to belong to a famous choreographer, and
> he's suing me to get it back.
Actually, my family was, according to family legend, forced out of
Eurpoe around the time of the Civil War(The "American Civil War,
of course"(ref that one, you literate fools)) by the real Rothschilds,
when we attempted to claim that we were related.
Therefore, may I make a proposal? Let's marry, change our name to
Rothschild-Ashton(or Ashton-Rothschild if you prefer, but in case of
a divorce, I get the Plaza) and take revenge n our enemies by singign
John Jacob-Jingle-Heimer-Smith until their ears bleed.
d. rothschild "We can live in Ohio,"
Save MST Cabal
> >Save MST Cabal <b...@dana.ucc.nau.edu> wrote:
> >>On 1 Mar 1996, Mike Barklage wrote:
> >>> nic...@primenet.com (nicklby) writes:
> >>> >As do I. I actually found my last name in a comic bo ... I mean,
> >>> >graphic novel ... as a sound effect. Spiderman hit a wall, and the
> >>> >resulting sound was my last name.
> >>> So when Spidey hit the wall, the sound he made was "nicklby"?
> >>No, it was 'Montini'. What can I say, animators get bored.
> >Hold on a sec. You think I'm E.J. Montini? E.J. MONTINI?
> >
> >(nicklby collapses from laughter. He claws his way back to the
> >computer)
> >
> >This is as good as people thinking Q is Jennifer Aniston.
Well, look at yourself. You live in Arizona (prob. Phoenix). According
to your sig you're a member of the liberal media. That kind of narrows
it down. I'm going to have to say.....Benson? No, wait, I'm going to
have to stick with Montini.
And BTW, Q _IS_ Jennifer Aniston. C'mon, she's immersed in pop culture.
How could she not know who Jennifer Aniston is? She's a film
student/MSTie. You're telling me she _hasn't_ seen Leprechaun? Get with
it, man!
Jay Middleton
Whose newsreader seems to be eating up posts again, so I have to go with
Livingston's post. Sorry if you wrote anything else, n.
Melissa Lupton
On Fri, 8 Mar 1996, Save MST Cabal wrote:
> nicklby wrote:
> > >Hold on a sec. You think I'm E.J. Montini? E.J. MONTINI?
> > >(nicklby collapses from laughter. He claws his way back to the
> > >computer)
> > >This is as good as people thinking Q is Jennifer Aniston.
> And BTW, Q _IS_ Jennifer Aniston. C'mon, she's immersed in pop culture.
> How could she not know who Jennifer Aniston is?
Um...because my memory has taste? (Sorry, Friends fans - that show
has evolved from my just not getting it to being aggressively annoying -
most of my "friends" watch it endlessly and the program I'm in here is
kinda training us to be Friends-type staff writers). :P
She's a film
> student/MSTie. You're telling me she _hasn't_ seen Leprechaun? Get with
> it, man!
I really haven't seen _Leprechaun_, although for sheer Deep Hurting I
suppose I should. (I hang my head in shame) In re: to the secret identity
thing, though, I have, at one time or another in my life, been told I
resemble the following persons:
Julian Lennon
John Lennon (?)
Johnny Depp
Winona Ryder
Holly Hunter
Keith Moon (!)
Steve Perry (?!)
Pee Wee Herman (the person who told me this lived but healed badly)
that Darlene chick from Roseanne
Trace Beaulieu (?!?!?!?!?)
Gonzo from the Muppets
Wakko Warner
Hope this clears things up.
Q at USC
by day I'm an ordinary brunette who sometimes wears glasses (hi,
Christine!!) but usually doesn't and prefers to walk around half-blind
because glasses are annoying, but at night I become...
*THWACK*!!
Agent Q...!
nicklby
>nicklby wrote:
>> >Save MST Cabal <b...@dana.ucc.nau.edu> wrote:
>> >>On 1 Mar 1996, Mike Barklage wrote:
>> >>> nic...@primenet.com (nicklby) writes:
>> >>> >As do I. I actually found my last name in a comic bo ... I mean,
>> >>> >graphic novel ... as a sound effect. Spiderman hit a wall, and the
>> >>> >resulting sound was my last name.
>> >>> So when Spidey hit the wall, the sound he made was "nicklby"?
>> >>No, it was 'Montini'. What can I say, animators get bored.
>> >Hold on a sec. You think I'm E.J. Montini? E.J. MONTINI?
>> >
>> >(nicklby collapses from laughter. He claws his way back to the
>> >computer)
>> >
>> >This is as good as people thinking Q is Jennifer Aniston.
>Well, look at yourself.
AAAAAAAHHH! I'm a freak!
> You live in Arizona (prob. Phoenix).
Right state, wrong city.
> According to your sig you're a member of the liberal media. That kind of narrows
>it down.
No it doesn't. All media is liberal. Just ask any conservative.
> I'm going to have to say.....Benson?
Now you're just being nasty.
> No, wait, I'm going to have to stick with Montini.
Visual acquired. EEEEWWWWW!
>And BTW, Q _IS_ Jennifer Aniston. C'mon, she's immersed in pop culture.
>How could she not know who Jennifer Aniston is? She's a film
>student/MSTie. You're telling me she _hasn't_ seen Leprechaun? Get with
>it, man!
Whoa. You're right. And I came this <> close to being engaged to her
in this newsgroup.
(nicklby starts pounding his head on the floor)
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!
>Jay Middleton
>Whose newsreader seems to be eating up posts again, so I have to go with
>Livingston's post. Sorry if you wrote anything else, n.
You didn't miss anything important. I gave my real name, told a few
anecdotes about sweaty cheerleaders, and revealed the secret place on
a woman's body that, when pressure is properly applied, will make her
your love slave for life.
nicklby
Benson, for the uninformed, is an editorial cartoonist for The Arizona
Republic whose forte is pissing off people of all political slants.
And he's not me.
-------------------------------------------
"They can't censor the gleam in my eye."
-- Charles Laughton
nic...@primenet.com
celibate for hire, member of the liberal media
and the only person on the Net without a home page
to promote in his signature
Melissa Lupton
On 10 Mar 1996, jnevins wrote:
> Melissa Lupton <lup...@castor.usc.edu> writes:
> >> > Nothing lost, Nicklby darling. *sigh* Would that I would ever meet a
> >> >man that wanted *me* instead of Jennifer Aniston...oh well, I guess
> >> >that'll happen somewhere around the time snowballs play in hell...
> >>
> >> But Melissa darling - *I* want you!
> >>
> >> And I give some darn good beak massage.
> >>
> >> Let me just put on this Barry White, and I'll--
> >>
> >> HEY! All'a youse go about your own business!
> >>
> >> *sweeps Melissa off her feet, carries her over threshold and into
> >> bedroom, and demurely close door after himself*
>
> > Oh, wait! Wait - (Q grabs the motor oil, the rubber gloves and the
> >bag of chicken feathers) Okay, ready!!
>
> Motor oil? Baby oil, maybe, but motor oil?
>
> jess
Oh NO!!!! Jess darling, you've been watching Mitchell too long! Turn
it off, turn it off!!!!
Re: the motor oil, though - sure! (burp!) Never underestimate the
naughty potential of petroleum products...
Q at USC
this next trick I learned from a little yellow guy somewhere just outside
the earth's atmosphere...
nicklby
>Melissa Lupton <lup...@castor.usc.edu> writes:
>>On 10 Mar 1996, jnevins wrote:
>>> Melissa Lupton <lup...@mekab.usc.edu> writes:
>>> >> Save MST Cabal <b...@dana.ucc.nau.edu> wrote:
>>> >> >And BTW, Q _IS_ Jennifer Aniston. C'mon, she's immersed in pop culture.
>>> >> >How could she not know who Jennifer Aniston is? She's a film
>>> >> >student/MSTie. You're telling me she _hasn't_ seen Leprechaun? Get with
>>> >> >it, man!
>>> >> Whoa. You're right. And I came this <> close to being engaged to her
>>> >> in this newsgroup.
>>> >> (nicklby starts pounding his head on the floor)
>>> >> Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!
>>> > Nothing lost, Nicklby darling. *sigh* Would that I would ever meet a
>>> >man that wanted *me* instead of Jennifer Aniston...oh well, I guess
>>> >that'll happen somewhere around the time snowballs play in hell...
>>>
>>> But Melissa darling - *I* want you!
>>>
>>> And I give some darn good beak massage.
>>>
>>> Let me just put on this Barry White, and I'll--
>>>
>>> HEY! All'a youse go about your own business!
>>>
>>> *sweeps Melissa off her feet, carries her over threshold and into
>>> bedroom, and demurely close door after himself*
>> Oh, wait! Wait - (Q grabs the motor oil, the rubber gloves and the
>>bag of chicken feathers) Okay, ready!!
>Motor oil? Baby oil, maybe, but motor oil?
(nicklby enters room after a hard day at the office, puts his
briefcase down and loosens his tie. He pours himself a scotch on the
rocks, and heads for bedroom hoping to catch a quick nap before
dinner. He speaks as he opens the door)
Q, honey, I'm ho...
OH MY GOD! NOOOOO!
You said you'd never do the greased chicken position with anybody
else!
(slams door)
nicklby
I'm still thinking about what to do in the ninja thread, but the mind
reels at the effect this could have on a reconciliation ...
T-Bone
>Melissa Lupton <lup...@castor.usc.edu> writes:
>>On 10 Mar 1996, jnevins wrote:
>>> *sweeps Melissa off her feet, carries her over threshold and into
>>> bedroom, and demurely close door after himself*
>
>> Oh, wait! Wait - (Q grabs the motor oil, the rubber gloves and the
>>bag of chicken feathers) Okay, ready!!
>
>Motor oil? Baby oil, maybe, but motor oil?
Hey, if you're going to use the riding crop, you HAVE to have motor oil.
Preferably 40-weight.
--
T-Bone, tbo...@io.com (on the web at http://www.io.com/~tbone1/)
"Now, I don't want to offend women, some of whom are total babes."
- Tony Kornheiser, "Pumping Irony"
jnevins
>> Save MST Cabal <b...@dana.ucc.nau.edu> wrote:
>> >And BTW, Q _IS_ Jennifer Aniston. C'mon, she's immersed in pop culture.
>> >How could she not know who Jennifer Aniston is? She's a film
>> >student/MSTie. You're telling me she _hasn't_ seen Leprechaun? Get with
>> >it, man!
>>
>> Whoa. You're right. And I came this <> close to being engaged to her
>> in this newsgroup.
>> (nicklby starts pounding his head on the floor)
>> Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!
> Nothing lost, Nicklby darling. *sigh* Would that I would ever meet a
>man that wanted *me* instead of Jennifer Aniston...oh well, I guess
>that'll happen somewhere around the time snowballs play in hell...
But Melissa darling - *I* want you!
And I give some darn good beak massage.
Let me just put on this Barry White, and I'll--
HEY! All'a youse go about your own business!
*sweeps Melissa off her feet, carries her over threshold and into
bedroom, and demurely close door after himself*
jess
Ken Frauwirth (BioKen)
Christine Malcom <cm...@midway.uchicago.edu> wrote:
>Melissa Lupton <lup...@mekab.usc.edu> wrote:
>>On Sun, 10 Mar 1996, Christine Malcom wrote:
>>> Melissa Lupton <lup...@castor.usc.edu> wrote:
>>
>>> My top three:
>>>
>>> Gonzo
[snip]
>>
>> ?? People tell you you look like Gonzo too? (imagine the odds...)
>
>Don't be silly...those are the three that it's best to look like. If I were
>a muppet, I guess the one I resemble most is Janice 'cause of the stringy hair
>But I've never been complimented so highly as to be told I looked like a
>muppet.
Well, back in elementary school kids used to compare me to Kermit, and in
junior high it was Beaker. They were not exactly meant as compliments, but
then again, these were the folks that thought that intelligence was a curse
that they had mercifully avoided.
BioKen
happy that the new Muppet show is as good as the old, so far...
--
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http://mendel.berkeley.edu/~frauwirt/HomePage/ |_) | () |\ (_ | \|
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Ken Frauwirth (BioKen)
[snip-a-roo]
>>> And no one keeps a cow for a friend! Sometimes I fear you're touched.
>>
>> *sigh* Don't I wish...(insert the not-gettin' any joke of choice here)
>
>Poor poor Q...if my own fate weren't as dismal, I'd almost feel for you.
Well, I am also in the same dismal state, but I'd be happy to feel...that is,
feel *for*...both of you.
BioKen
he's baaack...
nicklby
> (Q gets dreamy look on her face)
> Mmmm...riding crops...
I know it's been a while since I've danced the horizontal mambo, but
how does one ride agricultural products?
nicklby
Is that what they mean by rotating your crops?
Amy Ashton
nicklby said:
>You didn't miss anything important. I gave my real name, told a few
>anecdotes about sweaty cheerleaders, and revealed the secret place on
>a woman's body that, when pressure is properly applied, will make her
>your love slave for life.
Her left little toe? Well, sheesh, I thought everybody knew that.
Amy, sucker for guys who know how to brush a woman's hair
--
"And so, may evil beware and may good dress warmly
and eat lots of fresh vegetables." -- The Tick
New! Improved! Fresh Scent! http://members.aol.com/rfothree/
Soundwave [Chad Gould]
: >Q at USC
: >by day I'm an ordinary brunette who sometimes wears glasses (hi,
: >Christine!!) but usually doesn't and prefers to walk around half-blind
: >because glasses are annoying, but at night I become...
Contacts are doubly annoying, though.
: Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
: Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who really loves you guys because you're
: all convinced that I'm a brunette
:
Well, it's not a problem as long as we don't get on a talk show about
net relations or something and I'm asked to describe you or something.
-sw- [At this time, I'm thinking you are soft and furry, but my memory
is unreliable.]
--
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Soundwave [Chad Gould]
: >> Oh, wait! Wait - (Q grabs the motor oil, the rubber gloves and the
: >Motor oil? Baby oil, maybe, but motor oil?
: Hey, if you're going to use the riding crop, you HAVE to have motor oil.
: Preferably 40-weight.
<Southern.accent.on>
Y'all, I must ask what brand you got there. I've been having troubles
with my Quaker State here - works like liquid ball bearings, and that's
painful on the Slip N' Slide. I prefer something light that can flow
easily, ya know, so do ya prefer Valvoline ["People who know use
Valvoline"] or Castrol GTX ["For today's high-performance engines"] or
what?
nicklby
>Melissa Lupton <lup...@mekab.usc.edu> wrote:
>>On Sun, 10 Mar 1996, Christine Malcom wrote:
>>> >> Melissa Lupton <lup...@castor.usc.edu> wrote:
>>> >> My top three:
>>> >> Gonzo
Great.
>>> >> Sara Gilbert (Darlene)
Greasy.
>>> >> Holly Hunter
Groped by Harvey Keitel.
>>> > ?? People tell you you look like Gonzo too? (imagine the odds...)
>>>
>>> Don't be silly...those are the three that it's best to look like. If I were
>>>a muppet, I guess the one I resemble most is Janice 'cause of the stringy hair
>>> But I've never been complimented so highly as to be told I looked like a
>>> muppet.
>>
>> Darling, I *love* Janice!! "Okay, so I said mother, it's *my* life,
>>okay? So if I want to live on a beach and walk around naked - oh..." Too
>>bad her voice is dead... :(
>Janice the Muppet *IS* Squeaky Fromme.
Yup, I remember the Muppet Show when she nearly iced Kermit.
>>> >> Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>>> >> Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who really loves you guys because you're
>>> >> all convinced that I'm a brunette
>>> > Aren't you? Well, we all have to aspire to something, I guess ;)
>>>
>>> No, in nature I am a brunette, but for the past three years I've been struggling with the fact that every time I wash my hair in water outside the City of
>>> Chicago, it turns red. I hate it.
>>
>> Didja ever think it might just be the Chicago public water supply?
>Well, I *would* think that except that after the age of 5, I had brown hair
>and have been washing it in Chicago water all my life. My parents move to
>New Lennox, home of gross softened water that leaves your skin feeling fuzzy
>and voila...I have deep red hair. It's completely repulsive
Not necessarily. Red hair turns some of us into quivering mounds of
gelatin.
>>Pretty scary stuff from what I remember...course nothing can touch LA's
>>for sheer radioactivity...
>you have not lived until you've lived in a flood zone, my dear.
Or in an arid zone where any amount of moisture leads off the evening
news.
>>> And no one keeps a cow for a friend! Sometimes I fear you're touched.
>>
>> *sigh* Don't I wish...(insert the not-gettin' any joke of choice here)
>Poor poor Q...if my own fate weren't as dismal, I'd almost feel for you.
I'd feel for either one of you. Just point me in the right direction.
nicklby
an occasional redhead and a Muppet lookalike?
I'm in heaven!
Melissa Lupton
On 11 Mar 1996 cgo...@gate.net wrote:
> Melissa Lupton (lup...@mekab.usc.edu) wrote:
> : Nothing lost, Nicklby darling. *sigh* Would that I would ever meet a
> : man that wanted *me* instead of Jennifer Aniston...oh well, I guess
> : that'll happen somewhere around the time snowballs play in hell...
>
> Well, you DID say that you looked a bit like Gonzo. That, to me, scores
> more points in my book then looking like Jennifer Aniston. (:
Soundwave, if we weren't already engaged, I'd ask you to marry me
all over again!
>
> -sw- [Especially if I can play with your beak]
:^) Play away!
Q at USC
jeez, my beak hasn't gotten this much attention since Michael Jackson was
still black...
Christine Malcom
>Christine Malcom (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu) wrote:
>: Contacts. Contacts are the key.
>
>Contacts are doubly annoying, though.
How wrong you are. I just got new ones a month and a half ago and the
fabulous novelty has not yet worn off. Glasses just *suck*
>: Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>: Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who really loves you guys because you're
>: all convinced that I'm a brunette
>:
>Well, it's not a problem as long as we don't get on a talk show about
>net relations or something and I'm asked to describe you or something.
you'd best say I'm brunette...ask my late lab partner what happens to people
who laugh when I say my hair is brown...oops...you can't, can you?
>-sw- [At this time, I'm thinking you are soft and furry, but my memory
>is unreliable.]
I suggest you high-tail it to Chicago and do a review then.
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who is decidedly soft and not especially furr
ikaros
>Melissa Lupton <lup...@castor.usc.edu> wrote:
>> (Q gets dreamy look on her face)
>> Mmmm...riding crops...
>I know it's been a while since I've danced the horizontal mambo, but
>how does one ride agricultural products?
HI-YO, TRITICALE! AWAYYYY!
ikaros, who may have just had one shot too many of tullamore dew ...
--
ika...@infinet.com http://www.infinet.com/~ikaros
Writers/artists wanted for Vanguard Dossier -- email/finger/www me!
As for the human sacrifices, well everyone knows that it can lead to dancing.
-- Mikey "Dreamy" Inglis
Amy Ashton
Soundwave said:
>: >> Oh, wait! Wait - (Q grabs the motor oil, the rubber gloves and the
>: >>bag of chicken feathers) Okay, ready!!
>: >Motor oil? Baby oil, maybe, but motor oil?
>: Hey, if you're going to use the riding crop, you HAVE to have motor oil.
>: Preferably 40-weight.
>
><Southern.accent.on>
>Y'all, I must ask what brand you got there. I've been having troubles
>with my Quaker State here - works like liquid ball bearings, and that's
>painful on the Slip N' Slide. I prefer something light that can flow
>easily, ya know, so do ya prefer Valvoline ["People who know use
>Valvoline"] or Castrol GTX ["For today's high-performance engines"] or
>what?
Okay, true story -- my dermatologist (one of the funniest little men alive,
but that's another story) told me to use oil to mosturize my hands because
I have eczema and lotion just makes it worse. I know, more than you ever
wanted to know about me, but too freakin' bad. Anyway, he said cooking
oil, baby oil, whatever. So round about that time, Click and Clack (the
Tappit brothers) were having a discussion about Honda Accords and
static electrcity. Well, I have trouble with static in my Civic, so I wrote to
them telling them how I solved it, and in my P.S., I added, "By the way,
my dermatologist suggested I use oil to mosturize my hands. My father
recommends a good 40-weight, but I'm not sure -- do you think I should
use something lighter?"
They never answered, as far as I know. Can you believe it?
Amy, whose roommate is mad at Click and Clack (fellow MIT grads)
for giving what she considers is bad advice. Of course, my roommate
works on jet engines, not car engines.
Paul & Christi Renner
>> Whose newsreader seems to be eating up posts again, so I have to go with
>> Livingston's post. Sorry if you wrote anything else, n.
>
>
>them up in a funky order and then re-post stuff that's three or four
>days old.
>
> In fact, everybody seems to be having server troubles lately - is
>this just one mighty coincidence, or a plot by CC to divide us by knocking
>down communications? You be the judge...
>
>
>Q at USC
Same here...mine keeps saying stuff like "You don't have permission to
talk. Goodbye." (Nice manners, bozo!) and otherwise glitching up. I hope
whatever it is, they fix it soon.
Aren't computers wonderful?
--Christine
Melissa Lupton
On Wed, 13 Mar 1996, Christine Malcom wrote:
> Roger M. Wilcox <rog...@tera.eng.sc.rolm.com> wrote:
> >Christine Malcom <cm...@midway.uchicago.edu> wrote:
> >>Melissa Lupton <lup...@mekab.usc.edu> wrote:
> >>> *sigh* Don't I wish...(insert the not-gettin' any joke of choice here)
> >>Poor poor Q...if my own fate weren't as dismal, I'd almost feel for you.
> >
> >Hmmm ... you're both hard-up ...
> Oh *there's* a clincher, Roger...can't think of *anyone* else this describes
> on this newsgroup.
>
> >you both follow up to each others'
> >posts incessantly ...
> Which makes me also, at the very least, Bill Livingston and 95% identical
> to nicklby and I've got your eyes, Roger.
>
> >and Q recently made that "runs in the fa ---"
> >pseudofreudian slip. ...
> >Yep. It's definite. Q's secret identity is Christine Malcom.
> *horrified gasp*
> no *wonder* she's keeping it a secret.
>
> Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
> Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who would too.
Oh Christine my darling, the jig is up!! Shall we confess it? I guess
we really must be the same person, since we have, on this newsgroup
anyway, been each others' spouse, parent, or young'un at one time or
another. When I think of all the years we've tried to keep it a
secret...*sniffle*...the elaborate lies to enable us to ive completely
seperate lives as an anthropology student in Chicago and a film student
stranded in LA...Christine you Gouda Woman, it wouldn't have mattered to
me!!! (Q breaks down in uncontrollable sobs...)
Ref that one if you can! Heh!
Q at USC
BTW, who has the brain tonight? I have to program my VCR...
Christine Malcom
>Christine Malcom <cm...@midway.uchicago.edu> wrote:
>>Melissa Lupton <lup...@mekab.usc.edu> wrote:
> [snip-a-roo]
>
>>>> And no one keeps a cow for a friend! Sometimes I fear you're touched.
>>>
>>
>>Poor poor Q...if my own fate weren't as dismal, I'd almost feel for you.
>
>feel *for*...both of you.
Well...since you're both literally and figuratively in the same dismal state as Q, I suggest you start with her and then ease on down the road to the windy
city. You might want to wait until it's really spring though which should be
round about my birthday (i.e. June). `
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman, snowstorms last week, baseball weather this
week...I love this place
Roger M. Wilcox
Christine Malcom <cm...@midway.uchicago.edu> wrote:
>Melissa Lupton <lup...@mekab.usc.edu> wrote:
>
>> *sigh* Don't I wish...(insert the not-gettin' any joke of choice here)
>
>Poor poor Q...if my own fate weren't as dismal, I'd almost feel for you.
Hmmm ... you're both hard-up ... you both follow up to each others'
posts incessantly ... and Q recently made that "runs in the fa ---"
pseudofreudian slip. ...
Yep. It's definite. Q's secret identity is Christine Malcom.
--
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-------------+---- I'm not flying fast, just orbiting low -------------------
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I'm Sodium! | "Trading altitude for airspeed since 1992"
Roger M. Wilcox
>
>... althoug it occurred to me that 'fwee-GINK!' (described by Don Martin
>as "the sound made by Olive Oyl falling through a sewer grating and being
>saved by her nose") might be cool ...
You've hit a sore nerve.
The "Don Martin Comic Book Sound Effects" issue is the ONLY issue of MAD
magazine I owned which I've IRREVOCABLY LOST!!
Roger M. "And it was the issue with 'The Ring And I' in it, too!" Wilcox
Roger M. Wilcox
Christine Malcom <cm...@midway.uchicago.edu> wrote:
>
>No, in nature I am a brunette, but for the past three years I've been
>struggling with the fact that every time I wash my hair in water outside
>the City of Chicago, it turns red. I hate it.
I think I ought to warn you, I have a thing for blondes.
>
>Melissa Lupton <lup...@mekab.usc.edu> wrote:
>>Q at USC
>>Agony!! Much more painful than yours...gee, thanks, now that's in my head
>>- I will politely decline from singing you the alternate version my
>>summer theater company composed during the show's run...
>
>And no one keeps a cow for a friend! Sometimes I fear you're touched.
I see you've been traipsing Into the Woods again, haven't you?
Christine Malcom
>>
>>*sweeps Melissa off her feet, carries her over threshold and into
>>bedroom,
>
>through sideways.
Q, honey...how mad will you be if I tell you I'm laughing so hard that I can
hardly type and the keyboard isn't working too well 'cause I just drooled int
it?
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who'd beg jess's pardon, but he knows that his
clumsiness is endearing
Soundwave [Chad Gould]
: >*sweeps Melissa off her feet, carries her over threshold and into
: >bedroom,
: And bonks her head against the doorway 'cause he was trying to fit her
: through sideways.
Why am I picturing Benny Hill Yakkity Sax music running through this
scene?
-sw- [I once was chatting to a Brittish person about the TV that gets
imported over there. I mentioned that probably the two most noted shows
over in the US are Monty Python and Benny Hill. The expression on her
face when Benny Hill was mentioned was something you had to see to
believe. (: ]
--
Chad Gould aka Soundwave (not Gently) |--X5/D50/DX27/1202/Juno106/GUS--|
Soundwave [Chad Gould]
: Soundwave [Chad Gould] <cgo...@gate.net> wrote:
: >Christine Malcom (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu) wrote:
: >: >Christine Malcom (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu) wrote:
: >: >: Contacts. Contacts are the key.
: >: >Contacts are doubly annoying, though.
: >: How wrong you are. I just got new ones a month and a half ago and the
: >: fabulous novelty has not yet worn off. Glasses just *suck*
: >annoying (small eyes, deep sockets), although I do wear them
: >occasionally.
: you should be able to have your eye doctor fit you with better ones or perhaps
: another kind. Would you like my eye doctor's card? My friend Lothian's
: pronouncement was that she's cute (he, bless his heart, took me to pick
: up my contacts)
Sure, next time I'm in Chicago, I'll have to stop by and check it out.
(: (I haven't decided whether I'm going to fly in to Minnesota or do a
big car road trip yet (from Florida!), so it's not THAT impossible...)
: >So, now we have our glasses side and our contacts side... so who's going
: >to be in the middle?
: Can't I be in the middle anyway?
Well, no, because you are on the cont... um, that's not what you were
meaning, right?
:
: >: >-sw- [At this time, I'm thinking you are soft and furry, but my memory
: >: >is unreliable.]
: >: I suggest you high-tail it to Chicago and do a review then.
: >Not while I'm sitting here ruling the universe from a planet protected
: >by an Unprobability Field.
: >-sw- [Snag ref now.]
: Ummmm...ummmm...ummmm...gotta go.
: Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
: Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman is perplexed
Wow... I've found one who doesn't get half-veiled Douglas Adams
references. Oh, well.
Melissa Lupton
On 12 Mar 1996, ikaros wrote:
> Quoth Ken Frauwirth (BioKen):
> >Well, back in elementary school kids used to compare me to Kermit, and in
> >junior high it was Beaker. They were not exactly meant as compliments, but
> >then again, these were the folks that thought that intelligence was a curse
> >that they had mercifully avoided.
>
> It could be worse. You could have been compared to a Fraggle.
Well, I - HEY!!
(Q huddles whimpering Fraggles around her)
I *like* the Fraggles!!
Q at USC
protector of the Rock, for Wembley is my love...oy, my taste in men!...
> ikaros, whose dad is a huge fraggle rock fan ... no, i *don't* know why.
Wouldn't have anything to do with his being seven foot eight, would it?
Christine Malcom
>Christine Malcom (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu) wrote:
>: Soundwave [Chad Gould] <cgo...@gate.net> wrote:
>: >Christine Malcom (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu) wrote:
>: >: Contacts. Contacts are the key.
>: >Contacts are doubly annoying, though.
>: How wrong you are. I just got new ones a month and a half ago and the
>: fabulous novelty has not yet worn off. Glasses just *suck*
>
>Well, it depends on the person, I suppose... for me, contacts are
>annoying (small eyes, deep sockets), although I do wear them
>occasionally.
you should be able to have your eye doctor fit you with better ones or perhaps
another kind. Would you like my eye doctor's card? My friend Lothian's
pronouncement was that she's cute (he, bless his heart, took me to pick
up my contacts)
>So, now we have our glasses side and our contacts side... so who's going
>to be in the middle?
Can't I be in the middle anyway?
>: >-sw- [At this time, I'm thinking you are soft and furry, but my memory
>: >is unreliable.]
>: I suggest you high-tail it to Chicago and do a review then.
>
>Not while I'm sitting here ruling the universe from a planet protected
>by an Unprobability Field.
>-sw- [Snag ref now.]
Ummmm...ummmm...ummmm...gotta go.
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman is perplexed
Save MST Cabal
> Save MST Cabal <b...@dana.ucc.nau.edu> wrote:
> >nicklby wrote:
> >> >Save MST Cabal <b...@dana.ucc.nau.edu> wrote:
> >> >>On 1 Mar 1996, Mike Barklage wrote:
> >> >>> nic...@primenet.com (nicklby) writes:
> >> >>> >As do I. I actually found my last name in a comic bo ... I mean,
> >> >>> >graphic novel ... as a sound effect. Spiderman hit a wall, and the
> >> >>> >resulting sound was my last name.
> >> >>> So when Spidey hit the wall, the sound he made was "nicklby"?
> >> >>No, it was 'Montini'. What can I say, animators get bored.
> >> >Hold on a sec. You think I'm E.J. Montini? E.J. MONTINI?
> >> >
> >> >(nicklby collapses from laughter. He claws his way back to the
> >> >computer)
> >> >
> >> >This is as good as people thinking Q is Jennifer Aniston.
> >Well, look at yourself.
> AAAAAAAHHH! I'm a freak!
> > You live in Arizona (prob. Phoenix).
> Right state, wrong city.
You're not talking about one of those little surrounding 'technically not
Phoenix' cities, are you? Damn, I hate those!
ME: I'm going to Phoenix this weekend.
FRIEND: Really? Too bad, I've got a friend in Scottsdale I'd like you
to meet.
M: No, I'm actually going to Scottsdale.
F: I thought you said you were going to Phoenix!
Grrrrrr....
> > According to your sig you're a member of the liberal media. That kind of narrows
> >it down.
>
> No it doesn't. All media is liberal. Just ask any conservative.
Yeah, but we live in Arizona - not exactly a Democratic stronghold.
Actually, I think the last Democratic govenor we had was around Nixon -
quite fitting, since our last three has resigned or been impeached (incl.
Symmington).
> > I'm going to have to say.....Benson?
>
> Now you're just being nasty.
Bwahaha....
> > No, wait, I'm going to have to stick with Montini.
>
> Visual acquired. EEEEWWWWW!
What, like you've never been hung over before? Give him a shave and some
coffee and he wouldn't be half bad.
> >And BTW, Q _IS_ Jennifer Aniston. C'mon, she's immersed in pop culture.
> >How could she not know who Jennifer Aniston is? She's a film
> >student/MSTie. You're telling me she _hasn't_ seen Leprechaun? Get with
> >it, man!
>
> Whoa. You're right. And I came this <> close to being engaged to her
> in this newsgroup.
> (nicklby starts pounding his head on the floor)
> Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!
Hey, it comes and goes...I once was with Christine Malcom when she wasn't
with anyone else! But my fear of net.commitment kicked in and I didn't
follow through. I can live with it. (the last thing I want to do is
meet someone from the group and hear "That's you I said that to? You?!!)
> >Jay Middleton
> >Whose newsreader seems to be eating up posts again, so I have to go with
> >Livingston's post. Sorry if you wrote anything else, n.
>
> You didn't miss anything important. I gave my real name, told a few
> anecdotes about sweaty cheerleaders, and revealed the secret place on
> a woman's body that, when pressure is properly applied, will make her
> your love slave for life.
Oh, well luckily I already knew that. Except your name of course.
> nicklby
> Benson, for the uninformed, is an editorial cartoonist for The Arizona
> Republic whose forte is pissing off people of all political slants.
> And he's not me.
I have one of his cartoons on my wall.
Jay Middleton
re: AZ politics - My congressional district voted for Karan English in
1992. To make up for it, we sent JD Hayworth to congress in 1994. We
don't think ahead out here.
Repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, | SAVE MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000!!!
I should really just react." | Join the Cabal! b...@dana.ucc.nau.edu
Christine Malcom
>Previously on "Dream On", Christine Malcom (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu) says...
>>>posts incessantly ...
>>to nicklby and I've got your eyes, Roger.
>
>No wonder my shoes don't fit anymore.
Yup...you're a 7 and a half narrow now, bucko.
>>>and Q recently made that "runs in the fa ---"
>>>pseudofreudian slip. ...
>>>Yep. It's definite. Q's secret identity is Christine Malcom.
>>*horrified gasp*
>
>So if you're me, and Q's you, that means were all Jennifer Aniston?
>dun-dun-DUN!!!!
Haven't you noticed all the attention your butt's been getting lately
>Bill L.
>And Roger has Rachel's eyes?!?
yup...but don't tell him that he really can't pull off those micro-skirts
It'd hurt him so
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who'd rather be Q than Rachel any day
Christine Malcom
>On Tue, 12 Mar 1996, Christine Malcom wrote:
>
>> > [snip-a-roo]
>> >>>> And no one keeps a cow for a friend! Sometimes I fear you're touched.
>> >>Poor poor Q...if my own fate weren't as dismal, I'd almost feel for you.
>> >feel *for*...both of you.
>>
>> Well...since you're both literally and figuratively in the same dismal state as Q, I suggest you start with her and then ease on down the road to the windy
>> city. You might want to wait until it's really spring though which should be
>> round about my birthday (i.e. June). `
>
>
I knew I could count on you to agree to any of my wacky plans!
>> Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>> Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman,snowstorms last week, baseball weather this
>> week...I love this place
>
> You are making me long for the midwest big time, Gouda Woman...
You're one of the few people I've ever heard say that...maybe we *are* the
same person
>and they're getting *thunderstorms* now - wah!! I do tornadoes, I do
>*not* do earthquakes
>
No boomers yet, but I can't wait. I dig T-storms
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman really should be figuring out the best
way to write 2 short papers on a book that I've never held in my hands by
tomorrow
David Rothschild
>
> cm...@midway.uchicago.edu (Christine Malcom) wrote:
>
> >Roger M. Wilcox <rog...@tera.eng.sc.rolm.com> wrote:
> >>>Melissa Lupton <lup...@mekab.usc.edu> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Poor poor Q...if my own fate weren't as dismal, I'd almost feel for you.
> >>
> >>
>
> >on this newsgroup.
>
> Now, when was the last time we had a Republican president, again?
>
> >>you both follow up to each others'
> >>posts incessantly ...
>
> >Which makes me also, at the very least, Bill Livingston and 95% identical
> >to nicklby and I've got your eyes, Roger.
>
>
> >>and Q recently made that "runs in the fa ---"
> >>pseudofreudian slip. ...
> >>Yep. It's definite. Q's secret identity is Christine Malcom.
>
> >*horrified gasp*
>
>
> universe-induced paranoia.
>
> nicklby
> actually, I thought *I* was Christine Malcom.
No, I'm Christine Malcom and so's my wife!
d. rothschild (no relation)
http://www.oberlin.edu/~drothsch
"My connection was in danger-that was all. Sometimes our
connection is frayed, it is danger, it seems almost lost. Views and
streets deny knowledge of us, the air grows thin. Wouldn't we rather
have a destiny to submit to, then, something that claims us, anything,
instead of such flimsy choices, arbitrary days?"- Alice Munro, "The
Albanian Virgin"
nicklby
jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu (jnevins) wrote to one Melissa Lupton:
>let me make it up to you...did I mention I have a six-inch-long tongue?
I know. I've seen it in the jar you keep it in.
nicklby
should I be getting jealous?
nicklby
>Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman really should be figuring out the best
>way to write 2 short papers on a book that I've never held in my hands by
>tomorrow
Mr. Cliff, we salute you.
nicklby
I don't remember college, so I'm assuming I had a good time.
Christine Malcom
>: Soundwave [Chad Gould] <cgo...@gate.net> wrote:
>: >Well, it depends on the person, I suppose... for me, contacts are
>: >annoying (small eyes, deep sockets), although I do wear them
>: >occasionally.
>: you should be able to have your eye doctor fit you with better ones or perhaps
>: another kind. Would you like my eye doctor's card? My friend Lothian's
>: pronouncement was that she's cute (he, bless his heart, took me to pick
>: up my contacts)
>
>(:
(I haven't decided whether I'm going to fly in to Minnesota or do a
>big car road trip yet (from Florida!), so it's not THAT impossible...)
Well, there ya go then!
>: >So, now we have our glasses side and our contacts side... so who's going
>: >to be in the middle?
>: Can't I be in the middle anyway?
>
>Well, no, because you are on the cont... um, that's not what you were
>meaning, right?
Nope *lascivious leer*
>: >: >-sw- [At this time, I'm thinking you are soft and furry, but my memory
>: >: >is unreliable.]
>: >: I suggest you high-tail it to Chicago and do a review then.
>: >Not while I'm sitting here ruling the universe from a planet protected
>: >by an Unprobability Field.
>: >-sw- [Snag ref now.]
>: Ummmm...ummmm...ummmm...gotta go.
>: Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>: Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman is perplexed
>
>Wow... I've found one who doesn't get half-veiled Douglas Adams
>references. Oh, well.
I figured it was Adams, but wasn't positive, and didn't know if it was the
Hitchiker's stuff or Dirk Gently, and I've used the hoopy frood quote too
recently
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman whose babel fish, obviously, is in the shop
Christine Malcom
>cm...@midway.uchicago.edu (Christine Malcom) writes:
>
>>Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>>clumsiness is endearing
>
*a voice from offstage whispers*
papasan
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman, what in the world could that be?
nicklby
>On 10 Mar 1996, nicklby wrote:
>> jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu (jnevins) wrote:
>> >Melissa Lupton <lup...@castor.usc.edu> writes:
>> >>> > Nothing lost, Nicklby darling. *sigh* Would that I would ever meet a
>> >>> >man that wanted *me* instead of Jennifer Aniston...oh well, I guess
>> >>> >that'll happen somewhere around the time snowballs play in hell...
>> >>> But Melissa darling - *I* want you!
>> >>> And I give some darn good beak massage.
>> >>> Let me just put on this Barry White, and I'll--
>> >>> HEY! All'a youse go about your own business!
>> >>> *sweeps Melissa off her feet, carries her over threshold and into
>> >>> bedroom, and demurely close door after himself*
>> >> Oh, wait! Wait - (Q grabs the motor oil, the rubber gloves and the
>> >>bag of chicken feathers) Okay, ready!!
>> >Motor oil? Baby oil, maybe, but motor oil?
>> (nicklby enters room after a hard day at the office, puts his
>> briefcase down and loosens his tie. He pours himself a scotch on the
>> rocks, and heads for bedroom hoping to catch a quick nap before
>> dinner. He speaks as he opens the door)
>>
>> Q, honey, I'm ho...
>>
>> OH MY GOD! NOOOOO!
>> You said you'd never do the greased chicken position with anybody
>> else!
>>
>> (slams door)
> I'm sorry, nicklby sweetie :) I said I'd never do it *chicken style*
>with anyone else - you misunderstood! (besides, jess doesn't think I'm
>Jennifer Aniston...)
Did I say I thought you were Jennifer Aniston? You misunderstood me,
sweet Muppet o' mine. What I said was I think of you like other people
think of Jennifer Aniston!
(you think she bought that? me neither, but I'm up against the ropes
here)
> And anyway, no one will ever spoil that one unbridled
>night of passion we shared locked inside Deep 13's broom closet... (who
>ever knew WD 40 could be so romantic!...) :9
Night of passion? WD 40?
DAMN THIS AMNESIA!!!!
>>
>> nicklby
>> I'm still thinking about what to do in the ninja thread, but the mind
>> reels at the effect this could have on a reconciliation ...
> Well I wish you'd do *something*, I'm getting pretty darn tired
>fighting them all by myself!
>Q at USC
>oh poopie, they're bringing out their Sandy Frank movies...
Ah, but what the ninjas didn't realize was that I switched the Sandy
Frank movies they were expecting with an un-MST'ed copy of "Manos."
Don't look, Q! Whatever you do, don't look!
(SFX sequence derivative of the opening of the ark in Raiders as the
ninjas are driven mad by the Hands of Fate and evaporate into spots on
the carpet )
nicklby
OK, how's that for service?
jnevins
>Roger M. Wilcox <rog...@tera.eng.sc.rolm.com> wrote:
>>jnevins <jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu> wrote:
>>>
>>>*sweeps Melissa off her feet, carries her over threshold and into
>>>bedroom,
>>
>>And bonks her head against the doorway 'cause he was trying to fit her
>>through sideways.
>Q, honey...how mad will you be if I tell you I'm laughing so hard that I can
>hardly type and the keyboard isn't working too well 'cause I just drooled int
>it?
>Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who'd beg jess's pardon, but he knows that his
>clumsiness is endearing
Hmph. When it comes to that sort of thing, I'm positively Astaire-esque.
jess
Bill Livingston
>Bill Livingston <bi...@Traveller.COM> wrote:
>>Previously on "Dream On", Christine Malcom (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu) says...
>>>>posts incessantly ...
>>>Which makes me also, at the very least, Bill Livingston and 95% identical
>>>to nicklby and I've got your eyes, Roger.
>>No wonder my shoes don't fit anymore.
>Yup...you're a 7 and a half narrow now, bucko.
You laugh, but it would make it much easier than finding shoes now. Most stores
don't carry "Ocean Liner" size.
>>>>and Q recently made that "runs in the fa ---"
>>>>pseudofreudian slip. ...
>>>>Yep. It's definite. Q's secret identity is Christine Malcom.
>>>*horrified gasp*
>>So if you're me, and Q's you, that means were all Jennifer Aniston?
>>dun-dun-DUN!!!!
>Haven't you noticed all the attention your butt's been getting lately
I thought it was just the hinder implants
>>Bill L.
>>And Roger has Rachel's eyes?!?
>yup...but don't tell him that he really can't pull off those micro-skirts
>It'd hurt him so
Aw, Roger's a big boy, he can take it.
Bill L.
Suffering from multiple personality disorder
*No you're not!*
+Yes he is!+
#Prove it!#
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
bi...@Traveller.COM http://www.Traveller.COM/~bill
Best if Used by Date on Label
Melissa Lupton
On Tue, 12 Mar 1996, Christine Malcom wrote:
> > [snip-a-roo]
> >>>> And no one keeps a cow for a friend! Sometimes I fear you're touched.
> >>> *sigh* Don't I wish...(insert the not-gettin' any joke of choice here)
> >>Poor poor Q...if my own fate weren't as dismal, I'd almost feel for you.
> >Well, I am also in the same dismal state, but I'd be happy to feel...that is,
> >feel *for*...both of you.
>
> Well...since you're both literally and figuratively in the same dismal state as Q, I suggest you start with her and then ease on down the road to the windy
> city. You might want to wait until it's really spring though which should be
> round about my birthday (i.e. June). `
I could work with this... :)
>
> Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
> Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman, snowstorms last week, baseball weather this
> week...I love this place
You are making me long for the midwest big time, Gouda Woman...
Q at USC
Christine Malcom
>Christine Malcom <cm...@midway.uchicago.edu> wrote:
>>
>>No, in nature I am a brunette, but for the past three years I've been
>>struggling with the fact that every time I wash my hair in water outside
>>the City of Chicago, it turns red. I hate it.
>
>I think I ought to warn you, I have a thing for blondes.
So Q and I are safe, is what you're saying?
>>Melissa Lupton <lup...@mekab.usc.edu> wrote:
>>>Q at USC
>>>Agony!! Much more painful than yours...gee, thanks, now that's in my head
>>>- I will politely decline from singing you the alternate version my
>>>summer theater company composed during the show's run...
>>
>>And no one keeps a cow for a friend! Sometimes I fear you're touched.
>
>I see you've been traipsing Into the Woods again, haven't you?
You have to every now and then
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman, going into the woods to flee the finals
ikaros
>>*horrified gasp*
>So if you're me, and Q's you, that means were all Jennifer Aniston?
And I am the walrus, goo-goo-g'joob.
ikaros, i am he as you are who and who is q and we are all demented ...
--
ika...@infinet.com http://www.infinet.com/~ikaros
I will not vote for Mr. Dole, I will not vote for Ross the troll
I would not, could not vote for Phil, I could not vote for Mr. Bill
I simply could not vote for Pat, I'd rather vote for Socks the cat
I don't think I can vote Lamar, and Mr. Dornan goes too far...
-- me & Badger, "The Dr. Seuss Guide to the 1996 Election"
jnevins
>jnevins <jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu> wrote:
>>cm...@midway.uchicago.edu (Christine Malcom) writes:
>>
>>>Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>>>Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who'd beg jess's pardon, but he knows that his
>>>clumsiness is endearing
>>
>>Hmph. When it comes to that sort of thing, I'm positively Astaire-esque.
>*a voice from offstage whispers*
>papasan
Oh, *that* old story. Lies, I tell you, lies. I was never even there.
jess
Christine Malcom
>cm...@midway.uchicago.edu (Christine Malcom) writes:
>>>>Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>>>>Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who'd beg jess's pardon, but he knows that his
>>>>clumsiness is endearing
>>>
>>>Hmph. When it comes to that sort of thing, I'm positively Astaire-esque.
>
>>*a voice from offstage whispers*
>>papasan
>
>Oh, *that* old story. Lies, I tell you, lies. I was never even there.
Ah, but you didn't know that I took the precaution of having a security camera
mounted in the ceiling fan....I can prove everything, unless you pay up.
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who thinks she'll start by demanding jess's
OED
jnevins
>jnevins <jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu> wrote:
>>cm...@midway.uchicago.edu (Christine Malcom) writes:
>>>>>Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>>>>>Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who'd beg jess's pardon, but he knows that his
>>>>>clumsiness is endearing
>>>>
>>>>Hmph. When it comes to that sort of thing, I'm positively Astaire-esque.
>>
>>>*a voice from offstage whispers*
>>>papasan
>>
>>Oh, *that* old story. Lies, I tell you, lies. I was never even there.
>Ah, but you didn't know that I took the precaution of having a security camera
>mounted in the ceiling fan....I can prove everything, unless you pay up.
Hah. *Anybody* could have been wearing that overcoat.
>Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who thinks she'll start by demanding jess's
>OED
You'll only get it when you pry it out of my cold dead hands, sweetie
darling.
jess
Soundwave [Chad Gould]
: >>Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
: >>Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman really should be figuring out the best
: >>tomorrow
: >Mr. Cliff, we salute you.
: I've never owned Cliff's notes. This is not the sort of book that would have
: Cliff's notes anyway. I have unearthed several review of the book and am
: now embarking on an exercise in pastiche and creative writing.
Padding. Remember the word padding.
-sw- [Who has typed up 1500 word papers in an hour and a half before...]
Christine Malcom
>>>>>>clumsiness is endearing
>>>>>
>>>>>Hmph. When it comes to that sort of thing, I'm positively Astaire-esque.
>>>
>>>>*a voice from offstage whispers*
>>>>papasan
>>>
>>>Oh, *that* old story. Lies, I tell you, lies. I was never even there.
>
>>Ah, but you didn't know that I took the precaution of having a security camera
>>mounted in the ceiling fan....I can prove everything, unless you pay up.
>
>Hah. *Anybody* could have been wearing that overcoat.
Pish posh, jess...nobody carries off purple metallic checks with a chartreuse
faux fur cowl the way you do, darlin'
>>Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>>Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who thinks she'll start by demanding jess's
>>OED
>
>You'll only get it when you pry it out of my cold dead hands, sweetie
>darling.
he he he...mental note: bring sharpened trowel when coming to collect...
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman has experience prying out cold dead things
Christine Malcom
>: >>Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>: >>Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman really should be figuring out the best
>: >>way to write 2 short papers on a book that I've never held in my hands by
>: >>tomorrow
>: >Mr. Cliff, we salute you.
>: >I don't remember college, so I'm assuming I had a good time.
>: I've never owned Cliff's notes. This is not the sort of book that would have
>: Cliff's notes anyway. I have unearthed several review of the book and am
>: now embarking on an exercise in pastiche and creative writing.
>
>Padding. Remember the word padding.
>-sw- [Who has typed up 1500 word papers in an hour and a half before...]
My crowning achievement was a 38 pp research paper in 16 hours...it was a
beautiful thing...
And, btw, I finished my papers and asked my friend Anneliese (who has read the
entire book on which they are base) to see if there were any glaring errors.
Her comment was "I loathe you, but damn you're good"
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who lives by the rule of "A done paper is a
good paper" anyway.
Melissa Lupton
On Wed, 13 Mar 1996, Christine Malcom wrote:
> Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
> Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who'd rather be Q than Rachel any day
*sniffle* Why Christine my twinner, that's the nicest thing anyone's
ever said to me...
Q at USC
who doesn't know who Rachel is but is feeling all warm and mushy anyway
(hooboy - take *that* one as you will...)
Melissa Lupton
On 14 Mar 1996, ikaros wrote:
> Quoth Melissa Lupton:
> >On 12 Mar 1996, ikaros wrote:
> >> It could be worse. You could have been compared to a Fraggle.
> > Well, I - HEY!!
> > (Q huddles whimpering Fraggles around her)
> > I *like* the Fraggles!!
> And I like pizza, but I wouldn't want to look like one ...
(Q holds up a slice)
Remind you of anybody's *face*??? (anyone else think that commercial
was just about the "Martin Tupper is a divorced guy" commercial of 1993?
Jeez!)
> > >Q at USC
> >protector of the Rock, for Wembley is my love...oy, my taste in men!...
>
> Wembley? My Gods, woman, you're in love with a *soccer stadium*?
Heh heh - what can I say, I have a voracious appetite...
> Few things were more surreal, though, than coming downstairs on Sunday
> morning and seeing my parents watching FR ... oh, and for the record, I
> watched it too ... (sheepish <g>)
>
> ikaros, who only stopped listening to garbage heaps within the last few
> months.
I could make a really obvious Buchanon joke here, but I shy away from
starting a political thread...
Q at USC
riff your cares away *clap clap* worries for another day, let the robots play
*clap clap* down at MST! ("hey look, Mother, I caught a robot!" "EEEeeek!")
Melissa Lupton
On 14 Mar 1996, ikaros wrote:
> Quoth Bill Livingston:
> >Previously on "Dream On", Christine Malcom (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu) says...
> >>Roger M. Wilcox <rog...@tera.eng.sc.rolm.com> wrote:
> >>>Yep. It's definite. Q's secret identity is Christine Malcom.
> >>*horrified gasp*
> >So if you're me, and Q's you, that means were all Jennifer Aniston?
>
> And I am the walrus, goo-goo-g'joob.
>
> ikaros, i am he as you are who and who is q and we are all demented ...
(Q adopts scary dull stare and a bad case of lockjaw)
I am you, you are me
we're a schizo family...
HA ha ha hee hee hee *snert* hee hee ho ho oh god someone kill me.
Q at USC
who would still like to see Gypsy kick Barney's wimpy purple ass
Christine Malcom
>On Wed, 13 Mar 1996, Christine Malcom wrote:
>
>> Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>> Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who'd rather be Q than Rachel any day
>
> *sniffle* Why Christine my twinner, that's the nicest thing anyone's
>ever said to me...
Awwww...gwann...ya know I love ya...though I have fears as to our ability to
resolve our oneness when you're here in Hyde Park...it'll be truly frightening,
no?
>Q at USC
>who doesn't know who Rachel is but is feeling all warm and mushy anyway
>(hooboy - take *that* one as you will...)
Rachel is the character that Jennifer Aniston plays on Friends...not that you
would know this...
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman loves Q for many reasons and her warm
mushiness is just one of them....owie..don't hit, Q!
Melissa Lupton
On 13 Mar 1996, nicklby wrote:
> Melissa Lupton <lup...@mekab.usc.edu> wrote:
> >On 10 Mar 1996, nicklby wrote:
(ker-snippity - nothing much, just some things involving Jennifer
Aniston, chicken suits and motor oil)
> > I'm sorry, nicklby sweetie :) I said I'd never do it *chicken style*
> >with anyone else - you misunderstood! (besides, jess doesn't think I'm
> >Jennifer Aniston...)
>
> Did I say I thought you were Jennifer Aniston? You misunderstood me,
> sweet Muppet o' mine. What I said was I think of you like other people
> think of Jennifer Aniston!
So you think of me as an empty-headed twentysomething/ sex object?
The sex object part I can handle, but I've always prided myself on the
fact that my brains cells function (at least some of the time, anyway...)
> (you think she bought that? me neither, but I'm up against the ropes
> here) ^^ ^^^^^^^ ^^^ ^^^^^
Heh heh. }:9 Just the way I like you, dear...(cotton hemp or twine,
darling?)
> > And anyway, no one will ever spoil that one unbridled
> >night of passion we shared locked inside Deep 13's broom closet... (who
> >ever knew WD 40 could be so romantic!...) :9
>
> Night of passion? WD 40?
> DAMN THIS AMNESIA!!!!
Oh that's it, I give up! If a man can't remember an entire night of
lubricant and really bad seventies songs there's nothing a mere
semi-mortal like *me* can do...
> >> nicklby
> >> I'm still thinking about what to do in the ninja thread, but the mind
> >> reels at the effect this could have on a reconciliation ...
> > Well I wish you'd do *something*, I'm getting pretty darn tired
> >fighting them all by myself!
> >Q at USC
> >oh poopie, they're bringing out their Sandy Frank movies...
> Ah, but what the ninjas didn't realize was that I switched the Sandy
> Frank movies they were expecting with an un-MST'ed copy of "Manos."
> Don't look, Q! Whatever you do, don't look!
> (SFX sequence derivative of the opening of the ark in Raiders as the
> ninjas are driven mad by the Hands of Fate and evaporate into spots on
> the carpet )
> nicklby
> OK, how's that for service?
Not bad. Myself, I was thinking of telling them the funniest joke in
the world, but I'm only allowed to know 1/3 of it...
Q at USC
although Mike Nelson has come smeggin' close to the whole thing in the
theater - ow, uncle!!
Christine Malcom
>nicklby wrote:
>
>> Not necessarily. Red hair turns some of us into quivering mounds of
>> gelatin.
>
>It used to have the effect on me... until I married a redhead and... (my
>lawyer advises me not to say anymore).
>
>Let's just say I'm really happy with a brunette now.
And that's a good thing.
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who would dye her hair back to its original
color except: a) that would make her high maintenence, b) her original color is
actually several different colors ranging from blondish to reddish and c) she
shudders to think what dye would do to hair that changes color with water alone
Melissa Lupton
On Thu, 14 Mar 1996, Christine Malcom wrote:
> Melissa Lupton <lup...@castor.usc.edu> wrote:
(snippage about us being the same person)
> > When I think of all the years we've tried to keep it a
> >secret...*sniffle*...the elaborate lies to enable us to ive completely
> >seperate lives as an anthropology student in Chicago and a film student
> >stranded in LA...Christine you Gouda Woman, it wouldn't have mattered to
> >me!!! (Q breaks down in uncontrollable sobs...)
>
> And the winner of the Oscar for best actress in a leading role is:
>
> NOT Q OR Christine
>
> the winner IS
Michael J Nelson when crossing the equator! (It is just *deeply*
wrong how scrummy he looked in that Marie Antoinette/Martha Washington
getup - although with makeup on, he looks a little bit like Bridget...)
> >Ref that one if you can! Heh!
>
> I regret to admit that I can't.
It was a sort of loose paraphrase kinda thingie of when Crow tries
to comfort Tom about being colorblind.
>
> >Q at USC
> >BTW, who has the brain tonight? I have to program my VCR...
>
> Certainly not me...I haven't had it in weeks.
Wait, you mean you don't have it either?? Uh-oh... (Q looks
dubiously around her, wondering uneasily what it was she just served to
her roomates the other day...)
Q at USC
two of the greatest dirty minds of the century and not a brain between
them...
Roger M. Wilcox
Christine Malcom <cm...@midway.uchicago.edu> wrote:
>Soundwave [Chad Gould] <cgo...@gate.net> wrote:
>>
>
>How wrong you are. I just got new ones a month and a half ago and the
>fabulous novelty has not yet worn off. Glasses just *suck*
But for convenience, you just can't beat good old-fashioned laser cornea
sculpting.
--
rog...@robadome.com (Roger M. Wilcox) - AKA - tra...@zoom.com (Jeff Boeing)
-------------+---- I'm not flying fast, just orbiting low -------------------
MSTie #38808 | Quick-N-Dirty Aviation
I'm Sodium! | "Trading altitude for airspeed since 1992"
Roger M. Wilcox
Christine Malcom <cm...@midway.uchicago.edu> wrote:
>Roger M. Wilcox <rog...@tera.eng.sc.rolm.com> wrote:
>>
>
>So Q and I are safe, is what you're saying?
You have GOT to be kidding! :-9
ikaros
>On 12 Mar 1996, ikaros wrote:
>> It could be worse. You could have been compared to a Fraggle.
> Well, I - HEY!!
> (Q huddles whimpering Fraggles around her)
> I *like* the Fraggles!!
And I like pizza, but I wouldn't want to look like one ...
>Q at USC
>protector of the Rock, for Wembley is my love...oy, my taste in men!...
Wembley? My Gods, woman, you're in love with a *soccer stadium*?
>> ikaros, whose dad is a huge fraggle rock fan ... no, i *don't* know why.
> Wouldn't have anything to do with his being seven foot eight, would it?
Sorry, Q, we're all shortish stocky Slavs around here.
Few things were more surreal, though, than coming downstairs on Sunday
morning and seeing my parents watching FR ... oh, and for the record, I
watched it too ... (sheepish <g>)
ikaros, who only stopped listening to garbage heaps within the last few
months.
--
ika...@infinet.com http://www.infinet.com/~ikaros
Stop looking at me while I'm invisible!
-- me
Christine Malcom
>cm...@midway.uchicago.edu (Christine Malcom) wrote:
>
>>Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>>way to write 2 short papers on a book that I've never held in my hands by
>>tomorrow
>
>Mr. Cliff, we salute you.
>I don't remember college, so I'm assuming I had a good time.
I've never owned Cliff's notes. This is not the sort of book that would have
Cliff's notes anyway. I have unearthed several review of the book and am
now embarking on an exercise in pastiche and creative writing.
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who'll be damned if the humanities in
her will be stifled by science
Christine Malcom
>On 9 Mar 1996, nicklby wrote:
>> >And BTW, Q _IS_ Jennifer Aniston. C'mon, she's immersed in pop culture.
>> >How could she not know who Jennifer Aniston is? She's a film
>> >student/MSTie. You're telling me she _hasn't_ seen Leprechaun? Get with
>> >it, man!
>>
>> Whoa. You're right. And I came this <> close to being engaged to her
>> in this newsgroup.
>> (nicklby starts pounding his head on the floor)
>> Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!
>
>Hey, it comes and goes...I once was with Christine Malcom when she wasn't
>with anyone else! But my fear of net.commitment kicked in and I didn't
>follow through. I can live with it. (the last thing I want to do is
>meet someone from the group and hear "That's you I said that to? You?!!)
Ummmm...could my lawyers get a clarification of what you meant by 'with?'
It's kind of a libel/non-libel issue so you can see the need for precision.
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman, wondering what the statute of limitations
on 'with' is anyway, since the whole Pier1 debacle was *months* ago
Christine Malcom
>Previously on "Seinfeld", cm...@midway.uchicago.edu (Christine Malcom) wrote:
>>Bill Livingston <bi...@Traveller.COM> wrote:
>>>>>posts incessantly ...
>>>>Which makes me also, at the very least, Bill Livingston and 95% identical
>>>>to nicklby and I've got your eyes, Roger.
>>>Well, thanks, I - the hey?!?!?
>>>No wonder my shoes don't fit anymore.
>>Yup...you're a 7 and a half narrow now, bucko.
>
>You laugh, but it would make it much easier than finding shoes now. Most stores
>don't carry "Ocean Liner" size.
Ah...but it's hell at the bowling alley for me and my ilk... narrow isn't a word
you're allowed to bring into a bowling alley.
>>>>>and Q recently made that "runs in the fa ---"
>>>>>pseudofreudian slip. ...
>>>>>Yep. It's definite. Q's secret identity is Christine Malcom.
>>>>*horrified gasp*
>>>So if you're me, and Q's you, that means were all Jennifer Aniston?
>>>dun-dun-DUN!!!!
>>Haven't you noticed all the attention your butt's been getting lately
>
>I thought it was just the hinder implants
Those too *wolf-whistle*
>>>Bill L.
>>>And Roger has Rachel's eyes?!?
>>yup...but don't tell him that he really can't pull off those micro-skirts
>>It'd hurt him so
>
>Aw, Roger's a big boy, he can take it.
I wouldn't know...
>Bill L.
>Suffering from multiple personality disorder
> *No you're not!*
> +Yes he is!+
> #Prove it!#
Certainly will...first I'm going to have a little drinky, and then I'm going
to execute the whole bally lot of you.
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman is Queenie
Christine Malcom
>On Wed, 13 Mar 1996, Christine Malcom wrote:
>> Roger M. Wilcox <rog...@tera.eng.sc.rolm.com> wrote:
>> >>Melissa Lupton <lup...@mekab.usc.edu> wrote:
>> >>Poor poor Q...if my own fate weren't as dismal, I'd almost feel for you.
>> >
>> >you both follow up to each others'
>> >posts incessantly ...
>> Which makes me also, at the very least, Bill Livingston and 95% identical
>> to nicklby and I've got your eyes, Roger.
>>
>> >pseudofreudian slip. ...
>> >Yep. It's definite. Q's secret identity is Christine Malcom.
>> *horrified gasp*
>> Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who would too.
>
> Oh Christine my darling, the jig is up!! Shall we confess it? I guess
>we really must be the same person, since we have, on this newsgroup
>anyway, been each others' spouse, parent, or young'un at one time or
>another.
Yes...it was all a cunning plot to be able to post with wild abandon what
ever insignificant thought flittered across my teeny tiny brain no matter
when without actually being lynched. I have no idea what's in it for Q.
I suppose she gets to live in Chicago vicariously through me
> When I think of all the years we've tried to keep it a
>secret...*sniffle*...the elaborate lies to enable us to ive completely
>seperate lives as an anthropology student in Chicago and a film student
>stranded in LA...Christine you Gouda Woman, it wouldn't have mattered to
>me!!! (Q breaks down in uncontrollable sobs...)
And the winner of the Oscar for best actress in a leading role is:
NOT Q OR Christine
the winner IS
It's a TIE
It's nicklby and Bill Livingston!
>Ref that one if you can! Heh!
I regret to admit that I can't.
>Q at USC
>BTW, who has the brain tonight? I have to program my VCR...
>
Certainly not me...I haven't had it in weeks.
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who left her door unlocked the other day
and sustained mild frost bite in an unrelated event, both of which happen
to prove she's not using the brain
jnevins
>In a disgusting display of typographical exuberence,
>jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu (jnevins) wrote to one Melissa Lupton:
>>let me make it up to you...did I mention I have a six-inch-long tongue?
>I know. I've seen it in the jar you keep it in.
*singing* Strap On! Strap Off! Strap on, strap off, the strap-on!
From Mentos!
jess
Bill Livingston
wrote:
>Melissa Lupton <lup...@castor.usc.edu> wrote:
>> When I think of all the years we've tried to keep it a
>>secret...*sniffle*...the elaborate lies to enable us to ive completely
>>seperate lives as an anthropology student in Chicago and a film student
>>stranded in LA...Christine you Gouda Woman, it wouldn't have mattered to
>>me!!! (Q breaks down in uncontrollable sobs...)
>
>And the winner of the Oscar for best actress in a leading role is:
>NOT Q OR Christine
>the winner IS
>It's a TIE
>It's nicklby and Bill Livingston!
You LIKE me!! You REALLY LIKE me!!
I wish to thank the members of the academy, the producers, all the lovely folks
at Deep 13 & The Satellite of Love & the G*zm*n*cs Institute, and my agent,
Vito, who only gets 94%.
>>Q at USC
>>BTW, who has the brain tonight? I have to program my VCR...
>Certainly not me...I haven't had it in weeks.
Sillies - the Brain is still in his cage over at Acme Labs
Bill L.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"Um, I fink so, Brain, but 'ow will we get the rhinos to all log on at once?"
Richard S Johnson
> Not necessarily. Red hair turns some of us into quivering mounds of
> gelatin.
It used to have the effect on me... until I married a redhead and... (my
lawyer advises me not to say anymore).
Let's just say I'm really happy with a brunette now.
________________________________________________________________________
"Well, I think it's ironic that for once, Dad's butt PREVENTED the
release of poison gas." -Bart Simpson
nicklby
>Previously on "The Flying Nun", cm...@midway.uchicago.edu (Christine Malcom)
>wrote:
>>Melissa Lupton <lup...@castor.usc.edu> wrote:
>>> When I think of all the years we've tried to keep it a
>>>secret...*sniffle*...the elaborate lies to enable us to ive completely
>>>seperate lives as an anthropology student in Chicago and a film student
>>>stranded in LA...Christine you Gouda Woman, it wouldn't have mattered to
>>>me!!! (Q breaks down in uncontrollable sobs...)
>>
>>And the winner of the Oscar for best actress in a leading role is:
>>NOT Q OR Christine
>>the winner IS
>>It's a TIE
>>It's nicklby and Bill Livingston!
>You LIKE me!! You REALLY LIKE me!!
>I wish to thank the members of the academy, the producers, all the lovely folks
>at Deep 13 & The Satellite of Love & the G*zm*n*cs Institute, and my agent,
>Vito, who only gets 94%.
(applause. nicklby approaches the mike)
I'd like to thank ...
(The band cuts him off)
Livingston, you bastard! You took all my time! I'll get you for this!
nicklby
hey, wait a second ... actress?
-------------------------------------------
"They can't censor the gleam in my eye."
-- Charles Laughton
nic...@primenet.com
celibate for hire, member of the liberal media
and the only person on the Net without a home page
to promote in his signature
nicklby
>Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who would dye her hair back to its original
>color except: a) that would make her high maintenence,
So what's wrong with that? My best friend is a high-maintenence woman.
Of course, that's no guarantee of hair sanity. One Halloween she put
some purple streaks in her hair which didn't grow out until Easter.
> b) her original color is actually several different colors ranging from blondish to reddish
Hey, wait a second. So is hers. I'm beginning to smell a rat here ...
>and c) she shudders to think what dye would do to hair that changes color with water alone
Remember that episode of the Brady Bunch where Oliver sold Greg some
hair tonic that turned his hair orange right before his graduation?
Same thing.
nicklby
yes, Greg Brady was a founding member of Green Day.
Richard S Johnson
> Pish posh, jess...nobody carries off purple metallic checks with a
> chartreuse faux fur cowl the way you do, darlin'
And the cha cha heels, don't forget the cha cha heels...
Christine Malcom
>nicklby wrote:
>> cm...@midway.uchicago.edu (Christine Malcom) wrote:
>> >Roger M. Wilcox <rog...@tera.eng.sc.rolm.com> wrote:
>> >>Christine Malcom <cm...@midway.uchicago.edu> wrote:
>> >>>Melissa Lupton <lup...@mekab.usc.edu> wrote:
>> >on this newsgroup.
>>
>> Nope. Not a one.
>> Now, when was the last time we had a Republican president, again?
>>
>> >>you both follow up to each others'
>> >>posts incessantly ...
>>
>> >Which makes me also, at the very least, Bill Livingston and 95% identical
>> >to nicklby and I've got your eyes, Roger.
>>
>>
>> >>and Q recently made that "runs in the fa ---"
>> >>pseudofreudian slip. ...
>> >>Yep. It's definite. Q's secret identity is Christine Malcom.
>>
>> >*horrified gasp*
>>
>> >no *wonder* she's keeping it a secret.
>>
>> universe-induced paranoia.
>>
>> nicklby
>> actually, I thought *I* was Christine Malcom.
>
>No, I'm Christine Malcom and so's my wife!
Oh God...I've had this nightmare before...the one where due to circumstances which continually spiral out of my control, I am married against my will....
oh well...at least it's not to the ex, that's the silver lining, I guess.
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman asking you all to pardon my interlude
Christine Malcom
>Christine Malcom <cm...@midway.uchicago.edu> wrote:
>>Roger M. Wilcox <rog...@tera.eng.sc.rolm.com> wrote:
>>>
>>
>>So Q and I are safe, is what you're saying?
>
>You have GOT to be kidding! :-9
Ummmm...no, actually I wasn't...am I missing something obvious here? `
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman whose synapses must be damp or something
Blair Dillman
>is a good paper" anyway.
I like that! It's like the literary equivalent of "Any landing you can
walk away from is a good one."
-Blair Dillman
br...@uhura.cc.rochester.edu
Christine Malcom
>>Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>>Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who lives by the rule of "A done paper
>>is a good paper" anyway.
>
>I like that! It's like the literary equivalent of "Any landing you can
>walk away from is a good one."
Words to live by, my friend.
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who'll be accompanying her not-quite-two-year-
old niece on her first plane trip on Saturday and has ambivalent feelings about
the whole thing
Christine Malcom
>> >> Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>> > *sniffle* Why Christine my twinner, that's the nicest thing anyone's
>> >ever said to me...
>>
>> Awwww...gwann...ya know I love ya...though I have fears as to our ability to
>> no?
>
> It does make one worry slightly about the universe imploding in on
>itself, yes...
And we're takin' all you slobs with us!
>> Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>> Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman loves Q for many reasons and her warm
>> mushiness is just one of them....owie..don't hit, Q!
> Human bowl o' Malt O' Meal, that's me.
Maynard...this is your tummy speaking...
>Q at USC
>not terribly encouraged by your former allegation that Hyde Park was
>"getting worse"... (8{ (still, it could hardly beat the neighborhood I'm
>in right now, so I don't know why I'm whimpering)
Oh...I was just feeling morose becase I was on call that weekend and there
was particularly gruesome entry in the RVA journal...it's not so bad. In
fact, I (of necessity) walked home after 2 in the morning twice last week
and have lived to tell the tale...Where are you living, btw?
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who, nonetheless, does not plan to make a
habit of the nonsense of walking home like that
jnevins
>jnevins <jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu> wrote:
>>cm...@midway.uchicago.edu (Christine Malcom) writes:
>>>Richard S Johnson <rsjo...@naz.edu> wrote:
>>>>Christine Malcom wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Pish posh, jess...nobody carries off purple metallic checks with a
>>>>> chartreuse faux fur cowl the way you do, darlin'
>>>>
>>>>And the cha cha heels, don't forget the cha cha heels...
>>
>>>Yes! The ones with the rosettes on the toes...those are just *darling*
>>>Thank you for reminding me, Rich!
>>
>>>Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>>>Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who loves the darling way that jess uses his
>>>pinking shears as castenets
>>
>>Christine, you are *way* out there.
>Don't try your sweet talk on me...you're just trying to get out of the whole
>Winona Rider thing...I have not forgotten and I will not forget!
>Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
>Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman: DEATH FIRST! though I might consider forgiving
>you if you'd give one more show with those cha cha heels in my neck of the
>woods some time soon
sheesh...you try to compliment someone, and this is what you get...
shouldn't you be on vacation by now?
jess
Christine Malcom
>Previously on "The Flying Nun", cm...@midway.uchicago.edu (Christine Malcom)
>wrote:
>>Melissa Lupton <lup...@castor.usc.edu> wrote:
>>> When I think of all the years we've tried to keep it a
>>>secret...*sniffle*...the elaborate lies to enable us to ive completely
>>>seperate lives as an anthropology student in Chicago and a film student
>>>stranded in LA...Christine you Gouda Woman, it wouldn't have mattered to
>>>me!!! (Q breaks down in uncontrollable sobs...)
>>
>>And the winner of the Oscar for best actress in a leading role is:
>>NOT Q OR Christine
>>the winner IS
>>It's a TIE
>>It's nicklby and Bill Livingston!
>
>You LIKE me!! You REALLY LIKE me!!
Nah...we just wanted an opportunity to make femme jokes about you
>I wish to thank the members of the academy,the producers, all the lovely folks
>at Deep 13 & The Satellite of Love & the G*zm*n*cs Institute, and my agent,
>Vito, who only gets 94%.
And you're naming your first child Clayton Debra Susan, right?
>>>Q at USC
>>>BTW, who has the brain tonight? I have to program my VCR...
>>Certainly not me...I haven't had it in weeks.
>Sillies - the Brain is still in his cage over at Acme Labs
So *that's* what that was...Ooops
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman is about as fatale as an after dinner mint