Ah a few more, WHAT A TWIST things to note.
Let's all throw these prisoners into a deep well, post no guards, AND
NEVER PUT A FRICKKEN GRILL/GATE/BARS OVER THE DAMNED THING. If climbing
fails, then there is always tunneling out the sides of the well. Other fun
bits, look around the well when Bruce Wayne emerges, ALL SAND. Do we see
sand blowing in all the time in the dry water-well-shaped prison? No? We
should. In fact, given that it is a big cylindrical hole in the ground we
should see scorpions, spiders, snakes, camels, mice, etc... falling in more
or less regularly with even more taking a tumble in at night given that the
dry water-well-shaped prison has no notable rim up on top. Thanks to Bane,
there now is even a Cable TV line + electricity into the well.
Ah well, nobody likes being stuck in THE MORON HOLE.
SPOILER ALERT
And with the "Bane is a Badass" pissed-away gimmick, we also find out
that it wasn't Bane that escaped THE MORON HOLE as a small child, but Talia
al Ghul. WHAT A TWIST! We find out that Talia did not fight her way out in
the "Pit of Horrors" (aka THE MORON HOLE), but merely was limber and
long-jumpy. So neither Bane or Talia were "Bad Asses" merely because she
escaped THE MORON HOLE (Bane was rescued later, but gained Talia enough time
to climb then jump her way to freedom). Granted they gained some badassery
skills later, but in regards to THE MORON HOLE, all I can say is that they
were publishing their own hype-job Press Releases for any moron to parrot
later.
And I want to clarify a point. Bane's orthodontia pain-killing
apparatus, it is designed for alleviating pain INTO HIS MOUTH. A numbed
mouth. Constantly feeding pain-killers into his lips & jaw. Yeah, that's
the killer foe design to strike terror into the hearts of Gotham.
David After Dentist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs
Kyle After Wisdom Teeth Surgery
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZpoTLmyrj0
Chad After Dentist (David After Dentist Spoof)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGTAnXqn9Jc
Now all we need to do is substitute David with Bane including the Doctor
Henry Killinger & Magic Murder Bag voice.
"The Dark Knight Rises" (because it is chock full of yeast), your American
Dental Comedy of the year.
Caitlin After Dentist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G0mjJ1BpFw
AFV-Recovery Room Rambler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ5672hmNO0
Wisdom Teeth Extraction: Aftermath
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkka0W2OHSY
Whats in My Mouth?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wD-S65E8T0
Again, Bane in "The Dark Knight Rises" with his techo-jockstrap headgear
and mecha-mouth gear getting pain-killing drugs injected into his lips and
mouth regularly to numb the pain. Sounding like a clearer Baron Werner
Underbheit or Henry Killinger all the while with a numb mouth and oral
pain-killer injections. What part of this is logically wrong do you think?
Brock Gets his Wisdom Teeth Removed part 1 of 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuUxd1DDQLw
Brock gets his Wisdom Teeth Removed part 2 of 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoSekadtS5U
After Josh's wisdom teeth surgery!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnqrx_lbtGA
Unicorn After Wisdom Teeth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS3Olh9DnaE
Uploaded by Unicornpp on Mar 20, 2010
this is my friend after she got her wisdom teeth removed...the drugs may
have been a little strong "who's in the house?"
"I feel like a unicorn just took me on a ride to a magical palace, to the
land of the blueberries. And we eat onions all day...mushrooms... sometimes
if were lucky we get papaya. He flies me around and I hang on to the
unIcorn, and we float away to the land of the ease... and we float float
float... who's in the house? JC! tell me who's in the house? JC! He was born
to a virgin named Mary on Christmas day, he bled and he just died on the
cross to take sin away, you take him high, you take him low, you take JC
wherever you go, now tell me who who who who who tell me who's in the house?
JC! Tell me who's in the house? JC! Jesus Christ is in the house today. Are
you okay? Are you okay?! I'm Okay. I'm just (gibberish) gospel. You got a
mouth full of cotton. I'm so thirsty. It's peculiar. It's quite peculiar!
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