[MiSTed] READ THIS! THE ALIENS ARE COMING!
jaket...@my-dejanews.com
>From: mind...@aol.com (MindPhree)
>Subject: READ THIS!!!!!!!!!THE ALIENS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!IT IS THE
>GOVERMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MIKE: Ah. This is from Fox Mulder's brother Wolf.
TOM: Wolf?
MIKE: [fails to explain himself]
>Date: 13 Sep 1998 00:00:00 GMT
CROW: GMT--Green Meaty Termites?
MIKE: Maybe it's God Made Turtles....
TOM: Or Gypsy's Missing Tongue....
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>The freedom of information act is being used to prove the governments
>knowledge, cover-up, and cooperation with the aliens. The Roswell incident is
TOM: What aliens?
CROW: This is so X-Files: they always plop you down in the middle of things
without explaining them....
>a perfect example of the cover-up. The illegal destruction of relevant
>documents about Roswell by the National Archives fuels the fire and leads to
MIKE: "Fuels the fire," get it? 'Cuz the documents were destroyed and, you
know, uh....[trails off]
>more speculation. The amount of testimony provided by the people who witnessed
>strange things in 1947 is enough to convict the federal government, and in
>particular the Pentagon.
CROW: Are there any conspiracy theories out there that DON'T involve the
Pentagon?
>One classified document uncovered shows that officials have created an inner
>government to control the dissemination of facts about aliens and this group
>is empowered to keep the lid on other facts. They are known as Majestic-12, or
TOM: I'd imagine that name would be kind of embarrassing.
>MJ-12.
MIKE: Michael Jordan?
TOM: Magic Johnson?
CROW: Michael Jackson?
MIKE: Now THERE's someone I could see involved in a conspiracy theory.
> In 1961 NASA contracted the Brookings Institute to research and report
MIKE: The Brookings Institute: You've Never Heard Of Us, But The Government
Thinks We're Important.
>on the implications if the general public was to become aware that aliens
>exist and visit the earth. They concluded that economic, social, religious,
>and governments would cease as we know them. There would be a high risk of an
CROW: Illegal use of a plural noun in a list of adjectives! Five-point
credibility penalty!
>armed confrontation which could prove disastrous for us. Another reason
TOM: Well, ANY armed confrontation is pretty much disastrous....
>pointed to is the Orson Wells broadcast of "War of the Worlds" on Halloween
>night in 1939. Mass panic ensued during the radio play.
MIKE: Oh, no, THAT old saw again? We don't even listen to radio anymore!
>The government lies threaten our freedom. Today more than half of the public
CROW: The Federal Government: Proudly Lying Through Its Teeth To You Since
1947. TOM: Man, how long has it been since the federal government has read
the Constitution?
>believes that alien races visit the earth and that the governments know it.
>Several people have come forward to tell things about the cover-up. Some have
>explained that the government has even enlisted extraterrestrials to provide
>new technology in exchange for human experiment subjects.
MIKE: Why don't we just sell 'em our Norway rats? Those always seem to do
fine in a pinch....
>David Jacobs research into the abduction phenomenon has provided remarkable
>results.
CROW: Whoever HE is.
> It appears that abductions by E.T.s usually remains within the
>generations of families. This points to the scenario that we are being used as
>test subjects for the harvesting of specific genetic material.
TOM: That's right, YOUR family could be singled out for torment by alien
beings any day now!
>Whatever the purpose of the alien visitation is your best protection is
>information. There is no solid information to support the idea that they are
>here to save us. Be prepared for the worst!
MIKE: And with that vague, purple invocation, I bid you farewell.
CROW: Looking back on this--this guy has told us almost nothing, and he's told
us a hell of a lot of it....
JACOB "JAKE THE FAKE" CHUROSH
JakeT...@aol.com
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