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> 89 EXT. MAIN STREET 89
>
> Ivan/Scorpitron RIPS THE TOWER OUT AND USES IT AS A SWORD TO
> BATTLE THE MEGAZORD.
>
> IVAN/SCORPITRON
> UN GARDE!

MIKE: Hey, if you gonna use foreign words, at least spell them
right!
TOM: They misspelled "gesundheit" earlier, too...

>
> The giant SWINGS THE TOWER, BATTERING THE MEGAZORD
> MERCILESSLY.
>
> ROCKY (V.O.)
> POWER SWORD, NOW!

MIKE: Ah, that's what Rocky calls his penis...
TOM: That's certainly not what any of the girls call it!
CROW: Billy, on the other hand...

>
> The POWER SWORD DROPS FROM THE HEAVENS, PIERCES THE GROUND.
> Megazord grips the handle, raises it to the sky.
>
> ADAM (V.O.)
> HIGH POWER ENGAGE!
>
> The sword is STRUCK BY THUNDERBOLTS and now the behemoths
> SLASH and PARRY WITH CATACLYSMIC BURSTS OF SPARKS.

TOM: <singing> Heeeere we are... Born to be kings...
ALL: <same> We're the Princes of the Universe!

>
> Ivan/Scorpitron takes a swing and the TOWER SMASHES INTO
> MONORAIL, SHATTERING A TWENTY FOOT SECTION OF AN OVERPASS

CROW: Gee, all the kids on the monorail are gonna die.
TOM: What a pity.
MIKE: Real shame.

>
> Ivan/Scorpitron continues backing the Megazord toward an
> enormous power station.
>
> IVAN/SCORPITRON
> Time to recharge your batteries,
> FLOWER Rangers!

MIKE: The Shower Rangers!
TOM: The Dour Ranger!
CROW: The Matt Lauer Rangers!

>
> He takes a final, DEVASTATING BLOW, SENDS MEGAZORD HURTLING
> THROUGH THE AIR AND DOWN INTO GIANT GENERATORS.
>
> There's an APOCALYPTIC FIREWORKS DISPLAY

ALL: <Fourth of July music>

>
AS TEN MILLION VOLTS
> COURSE THROUGH MEGAZORD.
>
> 90 INT. COCKPIT 90
>
> The kids are SHOWERED WITH SPARKS - ELECTRICAL TENTACLES
> SPLAY THROUGHOUT THE COCKPIT.
>
> RANGERS
> WHOOAAAAAHHH!!!
>
> 90A OMITTED 90A
>
> 91 EXT. MEGAZORD 91
>
> Rolls clear, SMOKE AND SPARKS SPITTING FROM ITS JOINTS.
>
> BILLY (V.O.)
> SYSTEM MALFUNCTION!

MIKE: <as Dalek> Mal-func-tion! Mal-func-tion!

>
> AISHA (V.O.)
> OUR SEMI-CONDUCTORS ARE DOWN!
>
> IVAN PICKS UP THE PROSTRATE MEGAZORD, RAISES IT OVER HIS HEAD
> AND THROWS IT.

ToM: Great, now Ivan thinks he's Jesse "the Body" Ventura!

>
> IVAN/COLOSSUS
> NEXT STOP, ANGEL GROVE FIRST
> NATIONAL!

MIKE: <as random Ranger> Oh, good, cuz I have a check I need to
cash.

>
> He HURTLES THE MEGAZORD INTO A BUILDING with a sign that
> "Angel Grove First National Bank". The ENTIRE SIDE OF THE
> BUILDING IS DEMOLISHED.
>
> TOMMY (V.O.)
> One more blow like that and we're
> HISTORY!
>
> 92 EXT. THE MONORAIL 92
>
> Speeds around a bend.

CROW: Where's Keanu Reeves when you need him?!

>
> 93 INT. FRED 93
>
> Looks on in shock at the huge rupture in the tracks ahead.
>
> FRED
> EVERYBODY HANG ON!!
>
> He YANKS the emergency cord. It doesn't work!

MIKE: Well, isn't THAT convenient?

>
> 94 EXT. THE TRAIN 94
>
> The train heads for the jagged edge of the broken track.

CROW: So, they're headed for a big hole in the track?
MIKE: Yep.
TIM: Pretty much.

>
> 95 INT. FALCON ZORD COCKPIT 95
>
> Tommy throws his collective forward.

MIKE: Ewww! Tommy, don't do that!

>
> TOMMY
> The monorail is in trouble! I'm
> going in!

TOM: I don't think your Zord is gonna fit in the monorail,
Tommy.

>
> 98 EXT. THE MONORAIL 98

TOM: HEY! What happened to parts 96 and 97?

>
> has almost reached the rupture. Suddenly the Falcon Zord
> SWOOPS IN AND FILLS THE RIFT.

MIKE: Hey! They ripped that off from _Superman_!

>
> The monorail miraculously SLIDES across the back of the zord
> and continues down the tracks.
>
> 99 INT. MONORAIL 99
>
> Fred, Bulk, Skull and the hundreds of kids CHEER WILDLY.
> We hear: "Right on!", "All right Power Rangers!", "Awesome!"

MIKE: <as random kid> "White Power!"
TOM: <same> "Hell no, we won't go!"
CROW: <same> "I am sooo high!"

>
> 100 EXT. IVAN/COLOSSUS 100
>
> climbs up a ten story building like a mechanical King Kong.

ALL: <ape noises>

>
> 101 INT. COCKPIT 101
>
> The kids watch as Ivan reaches the top of the building, gazes
> up at the stormy skies.
>
> ROCKY
> What's he doing?!
>
> There's more SLURPING and BUBBLING AS HIDEOUS, BAT-LIKE WINGS
> ERUPT FROM HIS BACK.

TOM: He's a Transformer!

>
> The wings FAN OUT and Ivan/Colossus DIVES INTO THE AIR AND
> SOARS UP INTO THE HEAVENS.
>
> BILLY
> Let's go after him!!

CROW: Nah, let's just stay here and watch him take over the
world.

>
> 102 INT. FALCON ZORD COCKPIT 102
>
> TOMMY
> Ultra Ninja Megazord complete!

CROW: No, it isn't...
TOM: One more scene, Tommy...

>
> 103 EXT. MEGAZORD 103
>
> The Falcon Zord SWOOPS down and latches on to the back of the
> Megazord. Now the Megazord GLOWS WITH A TRANSCENDENTAL
> LUMINESCENCE and GLORIOUS WINGS SPREAD OUT FROM IT'S BACK.

MIKE: Ok, NOW it's complete...

>
> 104 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 104
>
> Tommy DROPS INTO a seat beside the other Rangers.

TOM: <as Tommy> OW! We gotta find a better way to do this,
guys...

>
> TOMMY
> I'm in!
>
> BILLY
> LET'S FLY!
>
> Billy throws a switch.
>
> 105 EXT. MEGAZORD 105
>
> The Megazord TAKES TO THE AIR with the grace of an Eagle.

MIKE: No, it's a Falcon, dummy!

>
> 106 EXT. CITY STREET 106
>
> Fred, Bulk, Skull and the entourage of kids come rushing
> toward the construction site. They can see the parents
> heading toward the drop off.

ALL: <as kids> Woo-hoo! Our parents are gonna die! YAY!!

>
> FRED
> There they are!

MIKE: Fire at will!
CROW: Which one's Will?

>
> BULK
> They're heading for the cliff!
>
> SKULL
> That's gotta be an eighty foot
> drop!
>
> KID #3
> Whadda we do?!

MIKE: Party!

>
> Fred thinks for a moment, his eyes settling on a large tanker
> truck.
>
> FRED
> FOLLOW ME!!
>
> 107 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 107
>
> Billy fixes on a screen.

TOM: Yeah, he'll do that.

>
> ADAM
> We've got him locked!
>
> BILLY
> Speed?

MIKE: No, I prefer morphine, thanks...

>
> AISHA
> 1600 m.p.h. and increasing!
>
> TOMMY
> Everybody hold on tight. We're
> gonna send this sucker into
> OBLIVION!

TOM: Oh, good... I hear it's nice this time of year.

>
> 108 EXT. SKY 108
>
> KAPAOW!!!
>
> SPARKS EXPLODE AND METAL CRUNCHES AS THE TWO GIANTS GO
> CATAPULTING OFF INTO OUTER SPACE.

CROW: Never to be seen again.
TOM: And there was much rejoicing...
ALL: Yay.

>
> 109 INT. SNOW GLOBE / ZEDD'S PALACE 109
>
> Zedd and Rita are now half-buried in snow, both of them blue
> in the face. As usual, Rita is ranting away.
>
> RITA
> You call yourself a hell-hound?!

MIKE: <as Zedd> Well, no, not really...

> A basset hound is more like it.
> If you were a real outlaw you
> would've gotten me out of this
> blizzard HOURS ago!
>
> Zedd shakes his head in misery.

TOM: <as Zedd> Please kill me...

>
> ZEDD
> This is the last time I marry a
> witch.
>
> Zedd and Rita react as they see Ivan/Colossus and Megazord
> shooting out into the stars.
>
> RITA
> It's Ivan and the Megazord!!

MIKE: Sounds like the name of a rock band.

>
> 110 EXT. OUTER SPACE 110
>
> The two behemoths HURTLE THROUGH SPACE while POUNDING,
> SLASHING and RIPPING at each other.
>
> IVAN/COLOSSUS
> NOTHING can defeat the Powers of
> Darkness!
>
> Now Ivan/Colossus goes to town on Megazord. WHOMP! THWACK!
> CRUNCH! He SMASHES the machine mercilessly.
>
> 111 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 111
>
> The cockpit fills with smoke, SPARKS erupt from panels,
> EMERGENCY LIGHTS FLASH.
>
> BILLY
> WE'RE BREAKING UP!

CROW: I hear that's hard to do...

>
> 112 EXT. OUTER SPACE 112
>
> Ivan/Colossus BASHES the Megazord so hard that the machine
> does MULTIPLE CARTWHEELS through the cosmos.

<the signs again>
MIKE: 9.5
TOM: 9.0
CROW: 9.85

>
> Ivan/Colossus makes a KAMIKAZE-DIVE straight for Megazord
>
> IVAN/COLOSSUS
> SLAM DANCE, ANYONE?!

MIKE: Sure, I'd love to!

>
> He BASHES the Megazord, SENDS IT SPIRALING.
>
> 113 INT. MEGAZORD
>
> FLAMES ERUPT in the cockpit - everything SHAKES and RATTLES
>
> ADAM
> He's on us!!
>
> BILLY
> Wait a second... What time is
> it?
>
> ROCKY
> Two thirty three a.m.
>
> BILLY
> Ryan's Comet!!

CROW: And we HAVE closure on the subplot!

>
> KIMBERLY
> What about it?
>
> Biily punches information into a keyboard.
>
> BILLY
> It's passing over earth as we
> speak!
> (reading screen)
> Trajectory coordinates are
> 009843.
>
> ADAM
> Billy, that's BRILLIANT!
>
> KIMBERLY

TOM: She's speechless!

>
> BILLY
> We get Ivan into the Comets PATH--
>
> AISHA
> -- and KABOOOM -- he's space
> dust!

MIKE: Geez, you have to spoon feed these kids!
TOM: For saviors of the planet, they're not very bright.

> 113A EXT. CONSTRUCTION SITE 113A
>
> Fred is standing beside the water truck holding a large hose
> Bulk and Skull are in the truck cabin trying to start the
> engine. It turns over but it won't catch.

TOM: Oh, God! Now it's a bad horror movie!

>
> FRED
> Come on! Come on!
>
> The parents are now five feet from the drop off.
> Bulk turns the key again and the engine starts up.
>
> FRED
> All right!
>
> He LETS IT RIP --

MIKE: <as Fred> Oh, man! What did I have for lunch today? P-U!!

> A POWERFUL JET OF WATER ARCS THROUGH THE AIR
> AND SHOWERS DOWN ON THE PARENTS.

MIKE: Wet t-shirt contest!
'BOTS: WOOOOO!!!

>
> They're about a foot away from the drop when they come to a
> standstill, all of them sharing confused looks.
>
> There's all sorts of CHEERS as parents and kids are reunited.

MIKE: <as random parent> When we get home, young man, you are
gonna get SUCH a whipping!

> Fred runs into his father's arms.
>
> FRED
> DAD!!
>
> Bulk turns to Skull, holds out his arms.
>
> BULK
> SKULL!!
>
> SKULL
> BULK!!
>
> They embrace -- Skull practically gets crushed by his burly
> friend.

TOM: These to really make you wanna vomit sometimes, huh?
MIKE: "Sometimes"?

>
>
> 114 OMITTED 114
>
> 115 INT. SNOW GLOBE / ZEDD'S PALACE 115
>
> Zedd and Rita continue watching the battle from the snow
> globe.
>
> RITA
> I hope those Rangers put that
> lousy lowlife out of his misery!
>
> ZEDD
> GO POWER RANGERS!

MIKE: GO!!!
TOM: Power Rangers win the Super Bowl!!

>
> 116 EXT. OUTER SPACE 116
>
> Ivan/Colossus SLAMS into Megazord again and the pair go
> TWISTING THROUGH THE STARS.

MIKE: Shall we dance?

>
> Ivan/Colossus gets the Megazord into a lethal bear hug.

CROW: <as Aisha> HEY! You're stealing my bit!

>
> IVAN/COLOSSUS
> Have you hugged your Zord today?

MIKE: Awwww... See, Ivan's really not such a bad guy...

>
> 117 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 117
>
> KIMBERLY
>
> R.G.P. PRESSURE IS HEADING INTO THE RED!
>
> TOMMY
> WE'RE GOING TO IMPLODE!
>
> BILLY
> THREE DEGREES OFF THE COMETS
> TRAJECTORY!
>
> ROCKY
> GIVE IT EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT!
>
> All the Rangers go to work.

TOM: Shouldn't that read "All the Rangers GO TO WORK!"
MIKE: Yeah, really... With all the excitement in this script,
you'd think they'd be a little more enthusiastic in the
final scenes of the movie.

>
> 118 118
> thru OMITTED thru
> 118A 118A
>
> 119 EXT. OUTER SPACE 119
>
> Ivan/Colossus continues to SQUEEZE Megazord. We hear
> SCREECHING METAL and BURSTING VALVES.
>
> 120 INT. COMMAND CENTER 120
>
> Alpha and Zordon watch as Ivan/Colossus bear hugs Megazord.
>
> ALPHA 5
> Ay, yi, yi! The Rangers are
> going to be CRUSHED!

MIKE: <as Alpha> ...when they find out I didn't get them any
Christmas presemts.

>
> ZORDON
> Don't lose hope yet, Alpha!
>
> 121 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 121
>
> BILLY
> 009843... 42... 41! WE'RE IN
> ALIGNMENT!

MIKE: Lawful good?
TOM: Chaotic evil?
CROW: Neutral good?

>
> ROCKY
> THERE'S THE COMET!
>
> We see a BRILLIANT COMET BLAZING straight toward us!

ALL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
MIKE: No, wait! I don't think they really mean "us"... I think
they mean in the movie.
'BOTS: Oooohhh...

>
> BILLY
> IMPACT IN FIFTEEN SECONDS!
>
> TOMMY
> WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!!
>
> 122 EXT. OUTER SPACE 122
>
> Ivan/Colossus continues to SQUEEZE Megazord, oblivious to

MIKE: How lame the plot was.

> the
> COMET BOMBING TOWARD HIM. Megazord struggles fiercely to
> break free.

MIKE: This relationship is suffocating me!

>
> 123 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 123
>
> ADAM
> WE CAN'T BREAK FREE!
>
> BILLY
> IMPACT IN EIGHT SECONDS!
>
> AISHA
> Desperate times call for
> desperate measures.

ALL <as Rangers> MOMMMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!!

>
> Aisha opens a metal switch cover.
>
> KIMBERLY
> What're you doing?!
>
> Inside is a red switch with a sign: "FOR EMERGENCY USE ONLY"
>
> AISHA
> Taking care of business.

MIKE: Every day?
CROW: Every way?

>
> She flicks the switch.
>
> 124 EXT. OUTER SPACE 124
>
> Ivan/Colossus is about to CRUSH Megazord into oblivion whEn

MIKE: Whoah!
TOM: It's Torgo! AAAAAH!

> Megazord's KNEE SUDDENLY RISES WITH LIGHTNING SPEED AND KICKS
> IVAN/COLOSSUS RIGHT IN THE GROIN.

CROW: WHAAAAAAT??
MIKE: So, all this for a knee-in-the-groin joke?

>
> Ivan/Colossus releases Megazord and DOUBLES OVER IN PAIN.
>
> IVAN/COLOSSUS
> YEEOOOOOWWW!!!!
>
> 125 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 125
>
> AISHA
> Bull's eye!
>
> BILLY

MIKE: <as Billy> Remind me not to get Aisha mad at her!

> FOUR SECONDS TO IMPACT!
>
> TOMMY
> WE'RE OUTTA HERE!

MIKE: Uh-oh... Dennis Miller's gonna sue!

>
> 126 EXT. OUTER SPACE 126
>
> Megazord WINGS OUT OF THE WAY as the COMET BLASTS STRAIGHT
> TOWARD IVAN/COLOSSUS.
>
> In the last second, he see the HURTLING ORB.
>
> IVAN/COLOSSUS
> NOOOOOOOOOOOOUOOOO!!!!

TOM: <as Ivan> Oh, poopie!

>
> Now we witness the EXPLOSION TO END ALL EXPLOSIONS as
> Ivan/Colossus is TRANSFORMED INTO A BILLION FLAMING PARTS
> HURTLING THROUGH OUTER SPACE.

MIKE: Oooohhh...
CROW: Ahhhhh...

>
>
> 127 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 127
>
> The Rangers all throw their hands up in triumph.

MIKE: Maybe that's were the rogue hands come from. The Rangers
are just throwing them around!

>
> RANGERS
> MORPHENOMENAL!!
>
>
> 128 INT. COMMAND CENTER 128
>
> Alpha LEAPS for joy.
>
> ALPHA 5
> HOORAY, POWER RANGERS!!
>
>
> 129 INT. SNOW GLOBE / ZEDD'S PALACE 129
>
> Rita and Zedd both look immensely pleased.
>
> ZEDD
> That was a CHEAP shot!

TOM: This whole MOVIE is a cheap shot.

>
> RITA
> We couldn't have done it better
> ourselves.
>
> KAPOW -- Zedd and Rita APPEAR BACK IN ZEDD'S PALACE IN
> ORIGINAL SIZE, both of them still covered in snow.
>
> 130 INT. COMMAND CENTER - DAY 130
>
> The Rangers are gathered around Zordon, holding their helmets
> in their hands.
>
> ZORDON
> Rangers, by going after the Great
> Power, all of you knowingly put
> your lives at extreme risk... and
> in so doing you not only saved my
> life, you saved all of Angel
> Grove and the world from a reign
> of unthinkable terror.

MIKE: <as random Ranger> Awwww, shucks... 'Tweren't nothin'...

>
> The Rangers literally beam. Alpha holds up a camera.
>
> ALPHA 5
> Everybody say cheese.
>
> The kids share amused looks and all together they LEAP IN THE
> AIR, PUMPING THEIR FISTS UP VICTORIOUSLY.

MIKE: Don't say "pumping"...

>
> RANGERS
> POWER RANGERS!!!
>
> WE FREEZE FRAME. BEGIN CLOSING CREDITS.

CROW: HALLELUHA!!

>
> 131 INT. ZEDD'S PALACE - DAY - OVER CLOSING CREDITS 131

CROW: There's MORE? NOOO!!

>
> Rita and Zedd chase Mordant and Goldar around the palac
> BLASTING them with their staffs.
>
> GOLDAR
> What'd we do?!

MIKE: The fact that you exist is MORE than enough reason to want
to kill you.

>
> ZEDD
> It's not what you DID, it's what
> you DIDN'T do!
>
> MORDANT
> We tried to rescue you every
> chance we had!
>
> RITA
> LIARS!
>
> She WHACKS Goldar.

TOM: I want you to whack him, and whack him good!

>
> GOLDAR
> Ouch!!
>
> RITA
> Do you know what it's like to be
> stuck in a BLIZZARD FOR TWO
> DAYS?!

MIKE: Well, seeing as I come from Wisconsin, I'd have to say
"yes".

>
> MORDANT
> ... Cold?
>
> ZEDD
> Are you trying to be funny?!
>
> Zedd BLASTS Mordant, SINGING his hairy behind.
>
> MORDANT
> Hey, watch the hair!!!
>
>
> FADE OUT.

CROW: Are we done? Can we GO now?

<@ 2 3 4 5 6>

PEARL: Great.. All this stopping and starting! I HATE
traffic...

BRAIN GUY: <annoyed> Will you be careful? You're jiggling my
brain around! I'm getting dizzy.

PEARL: Oh, well, would YOU like to drive, oh impotent one?

BRAIN GUY: Oh... well... I can't, you see... I... my brain....

BOBO: I WANNA DRIVE!!!

PEARL: Shut up, Roddy McDowall... I...

<BANG!>

PEARL: Uh-oh... Something must be wrong with the bus...
Dammit... All this jerking around must've caused a flame
out...

BRAIN GUY: Oh, now look at what you've done!

PEARL: ME?!? Did you see that idiot? He merged right into the
hyperspace bypass without signaling!

BOBO: <shaking his fist at the other drivers> ROAD HOG!!! You
can kiss my red butt!!

PEARL: I'm broken down, and they're cramming by me! Don't these
people know a delicate damsel in distress when they see one?

BRAIN GUY: <already disgusted> _I_ don't see one....

PEARL: Well we're going to have to get out of the way somehow!
Get out and push, Bobo.

BOBO: Me, Lawgiver? Why doesn't *he* do something for once?

PEARL: <sweetly> Yes, you, Bobo. You see, if you don't get out
and push, the Lawgiver can't get back to trying to rule the
universe, and if I can't get back to trying to rule the
universe...

PEARL: I'M GOING TO HAVE CHILLED MONKEY BRAINS FOR DESSERT! You
savvy, Charles Darwin?!?

BOBO: Why don't I just get out and push Lawgiver?

PEARL: <sweetly again> Well, Bobo! How nice of you to offer!

BRAIN GUY: Oh, icky! Right in the ashtray!

BOBO: What about a space suit, Lawgiver?

PEARL: What about it?

BOBO: Of course... Silly me...

BOBO: My this thing... Is rather heavy... I could use a
hand...

BOBO: That's... very kind of you, Lawgiver.

BOBO: How... much... farther...?

PEARL: Just a little bit more... Just a little bit more...
Just a little bit more... Just a little bit more...

<10 minutes later>

<BOBO's eyes are now bulging noticeably. BRAIN GUY turns around
and yells>

BRAIN GUY: Do you mind hurrying a little bit, you pathetic
excuse for a post-hominid?

BOBO: <gaaaaasssssppppp>

PEARL: Oh, c'mon, ya wimp! Put your back into it!

BOBO: I... I... <gasp>... gaaaaahhhh....

BRAIN GUY: Oh, GREAT! Now were _really_ stuck...

PEARL: Oh, don't get your synapses in a bunch! We'll figure out
how....

PEARL: Well silly me! In all the stopping and going, I just
stalled the engine.

PEARL: I have so much trouble driving a stick sometimes....

BRAIN GUY: AH! Well, let's get going, shall we...

PEARL: I suppose we should try and find Bobo.

PEARL & BRAIN GUY: NAAAAAAHHHHH....

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JOEL HODGSON

This MiSTing written by
CATHERINE JOHNSON

Host Segments by
CATHERINE JOHNSON
and
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Featuring
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BILL CORBETT

Mike Nelson
MICHAEL J. NELSON

Gypsy
PATRICK BRANTSEG

Servo
KEVIN MURPHY

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MARY JO PEHL

Observer
BILL CORBETT

Professor Bobo
KEVIN MURPHY

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