MiSTED: Voyage to Jakeeb [PROSE, D&D] [2/3]
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> Iwas afraid to say anything" Maeve smiles and says"Lets go back to the
> tavern"
CROW: [as Maeve] Let's just forget about the imminent doom and get drunk.
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> "Why didnt you tell me this" Sinbad said to Jasmine.
JOEL: [falsetto] To spite you, and for no other reason.
> Jasmine
> says"You were missing" Doubar says"When you came back you told me nothing
> happened" Jasmine sighed"I know, I wasscared, Im sorry" Doubar smiled and
> gave his sister a big hug
SERVO: This is one of those fanfics that assume you know everything there is to
know about anything.
CROW: But if you did, you won't be reading this.
SERVO: Isn't it ironic?
JOEL: Don't you think?
> and says"Dont be afraid to tell meanything, I will listen
> to you, you know that" Jasmine smiled and says"I know" Firouz says"Whatabout
> this Rama guy, He may try again to get her" Jasmine says"He will never stop
> trying to killme, He is like that Callisto lady who tryed to Kill Xena"
JOEL: Okay, fanfic, I give you ten yards for breaking the fourth wall.
SERVO: And clumsily at that.
> Jasmine sighed and says"I want somefresh air" She gets up and leaves the
> tavern. She walks past the same ally way when she wasknocked out. Rama
> smiled and says"Sweet Child! Your worst nightmare is gonna make your lifea
> living hell"
CROW: You know, by now I'd be careful about walking past ill-lit alleys.
> He carried her off to his hideout. Rongar walked outside the
> tavern and noticed shewas not there, Dermott who was flying above saw what
> had happened minutes before. Flew torongar, he brought the hawk to Maeve who
> says"He has her" the whole crew look at each otherwith fear that Rama may
> harm Jasmine in some way.
JOEL: Oh, now why would he do that?
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> Part 2 is coming soon!!!!!
SERVO: Wow... at least the author is excited over this.
CROW: Yeah, too bad nobody else is.
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> Sinbad #8 Voyage to Jakeeb - Part 2
JOEL: Oh, part two is *much* better... the critics all agree.
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> In the tavern Sinbad gets up and says"We must act fast, I will not
> allow some Pirate toharm my sister"
CROW: It's a good thing he stood up to say that.
> Maeve says"Where do we find her" Dermott
> squaks.
SERVO: My sentiments exactly.
> Maeve lets Dermott go sohe could find out more about where Rama had
> taken Jasmine.
JOEL: [as Dermott] Free at last! Woo hoo!
>
> At Ramas hideout Jasmine wakes up to find herself in a dungeom of
> sorts.
CROW: So is this a dungeon?
SERVO: Well, to an extent. Meaning that, uhh, the chains... there's only one per
person... and there's... there's carpeting along some of it.
CROW: Oh, so it's a dungeon of sorts.
> She sees Ramaand his friends sitting at a table she gets up and
> says"What do you want from me" Rama smilesand says"I dont like being stopped
> from raiding a village. I allways get my revenge"
JOEL: [singing] I always get revenge!
CROW: [singing] That's what he means!
JOEL: [singing] I always get revenge!
SERVO: [almost spoken] You're tellin' me.
> Jasminesays"My friends will
> find me" Rama laughs and continues to play cards with his pirate pals.
SERVO: How sinister can this guy be if he's playing Go Fish?
> Jasmine
> trys to communicate with Dermott she says to him"Hurry Dermott, I am in a
> dungeon. Iam not sure where" She looks out the window and smiles she says to
> Dermott telepathicly"I amnear some rocky hills, there appears to be many
> birch or oak trees around us,
JOEL: It's time for a birch spanking, my dear.
CROW: Don't they use the birch to make birch beer?
> this place seems tobe a large building" Dermott squaks
> and heads back to the tavern to tell Maeve what Jasmine hadtold him, by now
> some of the locals who remembered Jasmine had gotten together with Sinbad
> torescue her.
SERVO: I guess including that scene would be too taxing for the author.
> Sinbad says"Kind people, we dont want you risking your lives"
> Markus says with asmile"Sir, she saved us all, she helped us once, now she
> needs help and we are gonna help her"Sinbad smiled at the 5 other men
JOEL: [as Sinbad] I am going to kick your *asses!*
> and
> says"very well, Dermott had told us where to look, Do youknow where some
> Rocky hills that have Birch or Oak trees surrounding them" Tyrus walks upand
> says"Yes! I will show you" the crew as well as the other five men wander off
> to save Jasmine
CROW: Since there's only one hill with any trees on it in the entire country,
right?
SERVO: I think they... they probably wrote this in... New York City or
something.
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> The men arrived at the location within a half hour, dermott who is
> flying above tellsMaeve this is the place, the group hideout to discuss a
> plan. Sinbad says"We must find away todistract them so we can get her out"
> Maeve says"Shes still alive, lets go"
JOEL: [as Maeve] Her being alive will substitute the pressing need for a
distraction, it will.
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> The pirates continue playing cards when Jasmine heard Maeves voice
> she says"Dont turnaround we are nearbye, stay calm we will rescue you"
> Jasmine smiles and says to hertelepathicly"Hurry!"
SERVO: She can speak through her mind, and the best she can say is *hurry*?
CROW: Yeah, why didn't she, like, tell them where she was?
> Rama walks up to the cage and
> says"I decided not to kill you, your worthgold" Jasmine says"Your gonna sell
> me, to who"
JOEL: [as Rama] To Prince.
CROW: [as Rama] To GWAR.
> Rama smiles and evil smile"Slavers"
JOEL: [to CROW] We were right again.
> Jasminesays with anger in her
> voice"You wont get away with this" Rama says"I already have, yourfriends will
> never find you, nobody knows about this place" Jasmine sends a telepathic
> message toMaeve
SERVO: [as Jasmine] Find me. You know about the Place.
> "Can you guys please hurry! He wants to sell me to slavers!"
> Maeve gets a worried lookon her face and says"We better hurry Sinbad!"
JOEL: Why bother? Rama is just going to keep on talking for... for about three
months.
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> Back where Sinbad and the others are, Sinbad says"You know what to
> do" they all nod,
ALL: [as the others] PANIC!!!!!
> the proceed to surround the place Jasmine looks out the
> window when Rama isnt looking andsees Rongar and anouther man walking around,
> she turns towards the pirates. Maeve sends amessage to Jasmine"Wait till
> night fall, dont do anything"
SERVO: Like, not even *breathe?*
CROW: Or blink?
JOEL: Or even think?
> Jasmine smiles. But she had a plan ofher own.
> She says"You know Rama, I wouldnt mind serving you"
CROW: [innocently] Is she a waitress?
JOEL: Umm, yeah, I... believe so.
> Rama says"What are
> yougetting at" Jasmine says"Why sell me, when you an have me as your slave"
JOEL: Oh, *wow.*
> Rama smiles andsays"You have a point" Jasmine smiles and says"Please!" Rama
> says"I suppose I could usesomeone to clean my ship" Jasmine says"Tonight I
> will serve you and your men a most facinatingfeast with lots of Ale!"
SERVO: [as Rama] Oh, I'm sure you won't put anything poisonous in the Ale,
right?
> Jasmine
> knowing tons of Ale will knock the pirates out for hours juststands and
> smiles. Rama not realizing this is a trick agrees.
CROW: You mean this isn't real?
JOEL: Nope.
SERVO: [to CROW] This entire story is just a big trick.
> He says"Rest awhile and
> the makehour meal." Jasmine sits back and closes her eyes and falls fast
> asleep
JOEL: Whoop, looks like her plan backfired.
SERVO: Those cunning pirates.
> one of his men Talos says"Idont trust her" Rama says"Once we get her
> out to sea, we will drown her, Sinbad will never seehis crew member again, I
> have no intention of selling her or using her as a slave"
> It was getting dark, Jasmine woke up and started to fix the meal, she
> served the men alemixed with Rum.
SERVO: [sarcastically] Oh, no! Not ale mixed with Rum!
CROW: That will kill them!
JOEL: Geez, Jasmine, what do you think they are... pirates or something?
> Jasmine says"Drink up, I want you to have
> the time of your life" she smilesknowing they will pass out in no time.
CROW: Yeah, because pirates sure can't drink worth a crap, can they?
> Soon
> after Talos past out, Jasmine smiled and says"Boy!You are faster then Doubar
> in the passing out department" Rama lauging says"What did you do,put Ale and
> Rum together" Jasmine smiles and says"Its called Drunken Sailer, its my
> brotherSinbads Faverite drink, he will be fine, just dont drink it to fast"
SERVO: [laughing falsely] Drunken Sailor! Oh, the irony!
> Rama smiled. Soon after thewhole group including Rama had past out. Jasmine
> breathed a sign of relief snuck out the theplace, she didnt see anyone around
> outside so she climbed a tree and fell fast asleep.
CROW: What a cunning escape.
>
> The next morning the group made there attack, Sinbad runs in and
> says"Wheres my sister"Rama rather angree takes out his sword and trys to
> strike, his sword met with Sinbads sword.
JOEL: [as Rama] Take it back!
CROW: [as Sinbad] Never!
> Theothers fight the pirates, the
> figting leads to the outside area. Sinbad says"If you hurt her I will
> killyou myself" Rama says"Shes not here" the two men continue to fight when
> Rama trips sinbad. Hesays"Now I will kill do away with you also"
SERVO: [very sarcastic] What excellent choreography.
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> Jasmine up in a tree was awaken to the sound of swords clashing she sees
> Sinbad who isabout to be sliced and diced by Rama, she climbs down the tree,
> goes into the house and gets hersword and dagger, she goes outside dagger in
> hand. She walks up behind Rama and......
JOEL: --Says, "guess who?"
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> TO BE CONTINUED
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> Part 3 coming to a computer near you!!!!!
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> ____Danielle/Lady AllyL...@prodigy.com
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> Sinbad#8 Voyage to Jakeeb - Part 3
SERVO: The Dream Warriors.
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> Rama was about to strike when he felt cold steel against his throut.
JOEL: He's on a collision course with *wackiness!*