Newsgroup Relocation: RATMM
Dr. Norman Tropic
My name is Dr. Norman Tropic, and due to the recent re-evaluation of
this newsgroup's purpose given the cancellation of its titular
television program, we of the Newsgroup Relocation Committee have
determined that its immediate disassembly is of utmost importance in
order to reduce unnecessary internet traffic, thereby improving
overall bandwith efficiency.
As a result, certain postings will be designated new topics and
transported to other newsgroups whereupon they can continue their
lives in a productive, healthy environment. You are strongly
encouraged to follow them to their new homes so that the relocation
can proceed smoothly. With sufficient co-operation we of the NRC will
not have to summarily cancel inappropriate, bandwidth-wasting posts or
report the authors of such posts to their ISPs for violation of
general netiquette.
This is a free service and under peer review, so if you have any
questions about the procedure please e-mail me at the address
provided.
Thank you for your time, and rest easily in the knowledge that you
will not be without a home for long!
---
Dr. Norman Tropic
Chairman, Newsgroup Relocation Committee
"Helping Newsgroup Refugees Find New Homes"
James A. Wolf
RATMM is a community as much as a NG, so even off topic posts are on
topic.
In short, go away. You are not wanted or needed.
<*> James A. Wolf - jaw...@tiac.net - www.tiac.net/users/jawolf <*>
"The jawbone of an ass is |"Oh, what a tangled web|"There is no law for those
just as dangerous a weapon |we weave, when we first|who make the laws and no
today as in Samson's time."|practice to deceive." |law for the incorrigibly
Richard Nixon |Sir Walter Scott |lawless." Terry Prachett
[PLEASE BUY 'THE ULTIMATE HULK' ANTHOLOGY, WITH MY FIRST PUBLISHED STORY!]
To...@fred.net
: Doctor Tropic- Nobody appointed you and we do not need you.
: RATMM is a community as much as a NG, so even off topic posts are on
: topic.
: In short, go away. You are not wanted or needed.
He may be a W97.Macro version of a troll, but a troll is still a troll.
Just glad that he's just a troll. Now about that Homesteader thread...
--
To...@Fred.Net http://www.fred.net/tomr
The ship sank, the South lost, and the sled got tossed in the fire.
Get over it.
Hotchka
Does this mean we're going to get beautiful new homes in New Mexico??
Shelby
Just wondering.
Erin M. Evans
Hotchka wrote:
> Does this mean we're going to get beautiful new homes in New Mexico??
Hmm. Anything like the Witness Protection Program? I want to be Todd
Wilkinson.
>
>
> Shelby
> Just wondering.
Let the troll have some fun. I'm not going anywhere.
--
Erin Evans
MSTie #71925
"Ob-La-DI! Ob-La-DA! Life goes on, bra! La-la how the life goes on!"
-- Me, singing to the Offspring's "Why Don't You Get a Job?" --
NegaSpork
nearly busted a lung reading that announcement.
Nornina
>Hmm. Anything like the Witness Protection Program? I want to be Todd
>Wilkinson.
I wanna be Karlina Smith,Arizonian actress.
Tv's Cati.
Scaredy-Cat in the dark corner (On AFGS)
Nornina's norns: http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Tower/5642/
"Callan flabber!" My grendel Callan.
"Grunchy thleep" My grendel Grunchy
I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.
TCurryFan
>>Hmm. Anything like the Witness Protection Program? I
>> want to be Todd Wilkinson.
>
>I wanna be Karlina Smith,Arizonian actress.
It's "Arizonan". No second "i".
^_^
Catherine Johnson, native Arizonan.
TCur...@aol.com ---------- Sailor Andromeda ---------- MiSTie #75,125
"So what have we learned? Apparently, irony is lemon-lime-flavored."
-Chris Pierson, RATMM
Matthew R Blackwell
<evan...@kutztown.edu> wrote:
>
>
>Hotchka wrote:
>
>> Does this mean we're going to get beautiful new homes in New Mexico??
>
>Hmm. Anything like the Witness Protection Program? I want to be Todd
>Wilkinson.
>
Ooh! Ohh! I wanna be John Elway!
>>
>>
>> Shelby
>> Just wondering.
>
>Let the troll have some fun. I'm not going anywhere.
Yep. My 'delete' key's getting quite a workout this weekend.
Walter J. Sorrell
"Erin M. Evans" <evan...@kutztown.edu> writes:
> Hotchka wrote:
>
>> Does this mean we're going to get beautiful new homes in New Mexico??
>
> Hmm. Anything like the Witness Protection Program? I want to be Todd
> Wilkinson.
>
Ya know, it's dangerous for you to be here in frozen foods.
>> Shelby
>> Just wondering.
>
> Let the troll have some fun. I'm not going anywhere.
>
I don't plan on it either, but my life has often defied my plans.
> --
> Erin Evans
> MSTie #71925
>
as usual,
walter
--
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"If you're like me, and I know I am..." - Joel, MST3K
"...but the third bowl of revenge was just right." - Unknown
Walter Joseph "Jody" Sorrell
e-mail: wjs...@tntech.edu MSTie #74889
U2shark
Wilkinson.
I would be my alter-ego / porno name: Kirk Newberry.
You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take your middle
name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
Kirk Amadeus Newberry
(U2Shark)
Pat Flanagan
U2shark wrote in message <7b9s37$5al$1...@msunews.cl.msu.edu>...
>
>I would be my alter-ego / porno name: Kirk Newberry.
>You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take your
middle
>name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
>Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
>
here at college it's Terrence W. 11th, which is even worse.
Pat "Oh, the joy of back to OTP" Flanagan
MSTie #67921
RIP Mystery Science Theater 3000, 1988-1999
"Push the button, Frank."
Nornina
Oh. My spell-checker went batty on that one. I swear it was screaming "WHAT IS
THAT???".
Bullova
Pat Flanagan wrote:
> U2shark wrote in message <7b9s37$5al$1...@msunews.cl.msu.edu>...
> >
> >I would be my alter-ego / porno name: Kirk Newberry.
> >You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take your
> middle
> >name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
> >Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
> >
> Terrence Ardmore? Doesn't sound quite right. Of course if I use my address
> here at college it's Terrence W. 11th, which is even worse.
I've always used a pet's name as the first name and then the address as the last
name. It seems to produce, um, more desirable results this way.
Bullova a.k.a. "Shadow Riverside"
--
"I can not honestly believe that you're being this much of a moron. I have a
decade of experience in children's television, I'm a tireless worker, kids love
me, and to top it all off, I look like a f***ing blueberry!" -Blueberry Johnson,
The State
Erin M. Evans
U2shark wrote:
> >Hmm. Anything like the Witness Protection Program? I want to be Todd
> Wilkinson.
>
> I would be my alter-ego / porno name: Kirk Newberry.
> You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take your middle
> name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
> Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
Okay, so (taking my home's address and not my school address, as "Old Main"
does nothing for me) I'd be Marie Belvedere? Feh. I'm stickin' with Todd
Wilkinson!
>
>
> Kirk Amadeus Newberry
> (U2Shark)
"Amadeus", eh? Why, it almost rivals Elton "Hercules" John! ;)
--
Erin Evans
MSTie #71925
Erin M. Evans
Bullova wrote:
> Pat Flanagan wrote:
>
> > U2shark wrote in message <7b9s37$5al$1...@msunews.cl.msu.edu>...
> > >
> > >I would be my alter-ego / porno name: Kirk Newberry.
> > >You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take your
> > middle
> > >name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
> > >Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
> > >
> > Terrence Ardmore? Doesn't sound quite right. Of course if I use my address
> > here at college it's Terrence W. 11th, which is even worse.
>
> I've always used a pet's name as the first name and then the address as the last
> name. It seems to produce, um, more desirable results this way.
>
> Bullova a.k.a. "Shadow Riverside"
Yeah, well, our turtles are pretty much all named after South Park kids, and
Cartman Belvedere still don't sound right for me. <g>
Walter J. Sorrell
tr...@heron.clarkson.edu (Tracy Deuel) writes:
> wjs...@tntech.edu (Walter J. Sorrell) wrote:
>> "Erin M. Evans" <evan...@kutztown.edu> writes:
>>> Hotchka wrote:
>>>
>>>> Does this mean we're going to get beautiful new homes in New Mexico??
>>> Wilkinson.
>> Ya know, it's dangerous for you to be here in frozen foods.
>
> and the skin-tight heels.<g>
>
Well, I think the police uniform better suits your personality. ;)
> Tracy -merengue, anyone?
>
Ummmmm... pie.
Tracy Deuel
wrote:
>In article <36D84984...@kutztown.edu>,
> "Erin M. Evans" <evan...@kutztown.edu> writes:
>> Hotchka wrote:
>>
>>> Does this mean we're going to get beautiful new homes in New Mexico??
>>
>> Hmm. Anything like the Witness Protection Program? I want to be Todd
>> Wilkinson.
>>
><walks up to Erin>
>Ya know, it's dangerous for you to be here in frozen foods.
Well, I guess that saves me from having to put on the 4-inch heels and
the skin-tight heels.<g>
Tracy -merengue, anyone?
"I have a prodigious quantity of mind;
it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up."
-Mark Twain
Add a .tc after the bird to mail me
Blue Canary
Jerry Kindall wrote in message ...
>In article <36D8CC...@bellsouth.net>, Alan Brandt
><del...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
>
>> ''di''ck''he''ad``'no'`r`m'`tro'`pic'`` wrote:
>> >
>> > This creative work would be better located in the following
>> > newsgroups:
>> >
>> > misc.writing
>> > misc.writing.screenplays
>> > alt.lamers
>> >
>> > Please follow-up to these newsgroups and remove rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc
>> > from the subject line.
>> >
>> > ---
>> > Dr. Norman Tropic
>> > Chairman, Newsgroup Relocation Committee
>> > "Helping Newsgroup Refugees Find New Homes"
>>
>
>I have no clue and I have no care. Followups trimmed to eliminate
>misc.writing, where this thread suddenly popped into existence, which is
>_not_ for the posting creative works regardless of what Dr. Tropic (I
>presume) may say. (I have also removed misc.writing.screenplays as it's
>equally off-topic there.)
>
>> the weak spot is above norm's neck.
>
>The man has a weak chin? Hardly qualifies as serious flaw, unless he's a
>pugilist.
>
>--
>Jerry Kindall mailto:kin...@mail.manual.com Technical Writing
>Manual Labor http://www.manual.com We wrote the book!
>
>"During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one
> set of footprints, it was then that I was riding the pogo stick."
>
Jerry Kindall and Doc Tropic hath spoken. Alan, I hope you learned your
lesson. Posting writings of any kind in a writing ng is a dumb dumb thing
and you should be ashamed. Go sit in the corner.
To...@fred.net
: ''di''ck''he''ad``'no'`r`m'`tro'`pic'`` wrote:
:>
:> This creative work would be better located in the following
:> newsgroups:
:>
:> misc.writing
:> misc.writing.screenplays
:> alt.lamers
:>
:> Please follow-up to these newsgroups and remove rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc
:> from the subject line.
:>
:> ---
:> Dr. Norman Tropic
:> Chairman, Newsgroup Relocation Committee
:> "Helping Newsgroup Refugees Find New Homes"
: So, waddya think, fellow RATMMers, did I hit a sore spot?
The lamer didn't even get to be creative in dissing you. I think he's
running out of steam.
Form letters and reposting... *sigh* And he was starting to get
*interesting*
Stephen Cooke
On 27 Feb 1999, Hotchka wrote:
> Does this mean we're going to get beautiful new homes in New Mexico??
No, sadly this only applies to RATMMers living in Newfoundland fishing
villages.
swac
Well, there are probably 3 people here who will get that...
Jeffrey Johnson
Not to worry. I've often posted obscure jokes that nobody here could
possibly understand except myself, and that's never stopped me. Your
obscure jokes simply have...at least four times the hit level that mine
do...
JSJ1TG, that's what I call efficiency!
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Alan Brandt
Mike (entering): What's this all about anyway? I was sleeping fine
when all of a sudden the alarms went off.
Tom: It's an emergency post MSTing, Mike! Quick get in here!
Crow: Yeah, hurry. Apparently some troll's been attempting to be
clever and original, and failing at both!"
Mike: Oh, and now I have to lose sleep just to read some moron's
rantings.
Tom: Uh, sure! I didn't think you'd mind.
Mike: What! Of course I mind! Do you think..
Crow: Shh! The idiocy is about to begin!
Tom: Ooooooo!
>
> Greetings!
Mike (as Christian Slater): .."and salutations."
>
> My name is Dr. Norman Tropic,
Mike and Bots: Hi Doctor!
> and due to the recent re-evaluation of
> this newsgroup's purpose
Crow: This NG had a purpose? When did THAT happen?
> given the cancellation of its titular
Tom: Oh! Can he say that?!
> television program, we of the Newsgroup Relocation Committee
Crow: NRC? Hey, he's a Narc!
> have
> determined that its immediate disassembly is of utmost importance
Mike: Disassembly? What, does Tropic work on the Ford line?
> in
> order to reduce unnecessary internet traffic,
Tom: (as Tropic) "...such as this post."
> thereby improving
> overall bandwith efficiency.
Mike: And sealing the natural juices inside.
>
> As a result, certain postings will be designated new topics
Crow: Perhaps "Tropic Topics".
and
> transported to other newsgroups
Tom: "Such as alt.NRC.sucks"
Mike: "alt.dr.tropic.can.bite.me"
Crow: "alt.norman.the.boreman"
> whereupon they can continue their
> lives in a productive, healthy environment.
Crow:(as Tropic) "In my shorts."
> You are strongly
> encouraged
Tom: To give Dr. Tropic a wedgie.
Mike: To pants the good doctor and throw him into the girls'locker room.
Crow:(as Dr. Tropic) "To ignore everything I say."
> to follow them to their new homes so that the relocation
> can proceed smoothly.
Tom: (as Tropic) "Like my relocation into the special needs class."
> With sufficient co-operation we of the NRC
Mike: NRC? Nerd Reacting Cowardly?
Crow: Not Really Convincing.
Tom: The few, the proud, the Newly Retarded Computergeeks.
> will
> not have to summarily cancel inappropriate, bandwidth-wasting posts or
> report the authors of such posts to their ISPs for violation of
> general netiquette.
Crow: Hey, screwball! *I'm* the one who decides who lives and who
dies around here!
>
> This is a free service and under peer review,
Mike: (as Tropic): "..and my fellow kindergarteners will get back to me
on this tomorrow."
> so if you have any
> questions about the procedure please e-mail me at the address
> provided.
Tom: (sarcastically) Oooooh! That's a real address, I'm sure!
>
> Thank you for your time, and rest easily in the knowledge that you
> will not be without a home for long!
Mike:(as Tropic) "...and if you could put me up for a couple of days,
I'd really appreciate it. My folks changed the door
locks on me again."
>
> ---
> Dr. Norman Tropic
> Chairman, Newsgroup Relocation Committee
> "Helping Newsgroup Refugees Find New Homes"
Tom: Yeah, the only thing he's the chairman of is my butt!
Mike: Servo!
Crow: Haha!
(exit)
@...2...3...4...5...6...bone
Mike: So this guy decides to act officious and bureaucratic by posting
hundreds of ng replies with the same lame messages on them?
Tom: Yep! Looks like that's about all he could come up with.
Mike: I dunno. Personally, I feel there are more interesting ways to act
like a complete dork.
Crow: Well, Mike, we've only seen this one side of Norman's
stupidity. He's probably doing dumb things all the time off the
internet. He probably drives really slow in the left lane with
his right turn signal on while driving over bridges.
Tom: Yeah, and he probably convinces his girlfriend to get back
together with him, and then breaks up with her again that same day.
Crow: You're assuming he could *get* a girlfriend.
Mike: Maybe he's normally one of those subtle dorks. Like those guys
who wears tight bike shorts when he's 40 pounds overweight.
Tom: That's not *too* subtle, surely, Mike.
Crow: He probably picks his nose and then eats the boogers.
Mike and Tom: Yuck!
Tom: And he scratches his ass then smells his fingers!
Mike and Crow: YUCK!
Mike: Okay, okay! That's going a bit too far for my taste.
Tom: Yeah, well, he probably does that too after he sniffs it.
Mike: Servo! No!
Crow: I bet he talks about classic literature as if he's George
Bernard frickin Shaw, but pronounces Goethe "GOH-eth".
Mike: Hey now, that's hitting below the belt.
Crow: As if he'd feel it.
Mike: Well Tom, Crow, thank you for waking me from a blissful slumber so
I could view that dreck.
Tom and Crow: You're Welcome!
Tom: Any time, mi compadre! I'm sure more bile will flow from this
jerk's fetid pen, and when it does I'll get the sirens a'blaring!
(Mike grumbles and slouches off to bed)
Tom: Well, that was fun, eh?
Crow: Yeah............well, not really.
Tom: No, I didn't think so either. I think I'll disconnect those
alarms now.
(exits)
``'no'`r`m'`tro'`pic'``
wrote:
This creative work would be better located in the following
newsgroups:
misc.writing
misc.writing.screenplays
alt.lamers
Please follow-up to these newsgroups and remove rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc
from the subject line.
---
Alan Brandt
>
> newsgroups:
>
> misc.writing
> misc.writing.screenplays
> alt.lamers
>
> Please follow-up to these newsgroups and remove rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc
> from the subject line.
>
> ---
> Dr. Norman Tropic
> Chairman, Newsgroup Relocation Committee
> "Helping Newsgroup Refugees Find New Homes"
So, waddya think, fellow RATMMers, did I hit a sore spot?
alan
the weak spot is above norm's neck.
--
邢 唷��
Jerry Kindall
> ''di''ck''he''ad``'no'`r`m'`tro'`pic'`` wrote:
> >
> > This creative work would be better located in the following
> > newsgroups:
> >
> > misc.writing
> > misc.writing.screenplays
> > alt.lamers
> >
> > Please follow-up to these newsgroups and remove rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc
> > from the subject line.
> >
> > ---
> > Dr. Norman Tropic
> > Chairman, Newsgroup Relocation Committee
> > "Helping Newsgroup Refugees Find New Homes"
>
> So, waddya think, fellow RATMMers, did I hit a sore spot?
I have no clue and I have no care. Followups trimmed to eliminate
misc.writing, where this thread suddenly popped into existence, which is
_not_ for the posting creative works regardless of what Dr. Tropic (I
presume) may say. (I have also removed misc.writing.screenplays as it's
equally off-topic there.)
> the weak spot is above norm's neck.
The man has a weak chin? Hardly qualifies as serious flaw, unless he's a
Jeff S Miholer
:
: I have no clue and I have no care. Followups trimmed to eliminate
: misc.writing, where this thread suddenly popped into existence, which is
: _not_ for the posting creative works regardless of what Dr. Tropic (I
: presume) may say. (I have also removed misc.writing.screenplays as it's
: equally off-topic there.)
Jerry sounds like he's gone now -- bye Jerry -- but this very much
parallels a big-bang theory I read about recently. The gist if the thing
was that a bunch of matter got sucked into a black hole. The stuff got so
heavy that it fell through the fabric that separates one dimension from
another and suddenly popped into ours and spread out (not unlike dropping
food coloring into melted wax floating on hot water). So, once again,
Usenet parallels life.
(Skip, I spent 16 of the last 24 hours in the nude. Thanks for the
inspiration.)
Derek Janssen
>
> ''di''ck''he''ad``'no'`r`m'`tro'`pic'`` wrote:
> >
> > newsgroups:
> >
> > misc.writing
> > misc.writing.screenplays
> > alt.lamers
> >
> > Please follow-up to these newsgroups and remove rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc
> > from the subject line.
> >
> > ---
> > Dr. Norman Tropic
> > Chairman, Newsgroup Relocation Committee
> > "Helping Newsgroup Refugees Find New Homes"
>
...But heavens, man, don't you see his vile plot??
Now he's crossposted it to misc.writing.screenplays! And now we're
going to be besieged by posters from...well, y'know, they're....and
their group's, uh...er...
(...Aw, heck, Norm, y'know, even *I* can't figure this one out--
What, were you just running out of IDEAS??)
Derek Janssen
dja...@ultranet.com
Donald G Bixler
Hotchka <hot...@aol.com> wrote:
>
>Does this mean we're going to get beautiful new homes in New Mexico??
No. It means we're all going to America!
>Shelby
>Just wondering.
Oops da "Today!" Ogre
--
Donald G. Bixler- mu...@wiu.edu, very rarely oops...@mailexcite.com
Cultist Survival Tips: #3 Never invoke anything bigger than your head.
"I've got a friend in Phobos; sometimes it seems I'm almost there"
Ron Drake
(``'no'`r`m'`tro'`pic'``) wrote:
> On Sun, 28 Feb 1999 04:21:38 GMT, Alan Brandt <del...@bellsouth.net>
> wrote:
>
> >(The Bots are already in the Mystery Science Theatre)
> >
> >Mike (entering): What's this all about anyway? I was sleeping fine
> >when all of a sudden the alarms went off.
> >
> >Tom: It's an emergency post MSTing, Mike! Quick get in here!
[ snip ]
>
> This creative work would be better located in the following
> newsgroups:
>
> misc.writing
> misc.writing.screenplays
> alt.lamers
>
> Please follow-up to these newsgroups and remove rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc
> from the subject line.
Alas, someone's sarcasm detector isn't working properly. And, alas and
lackaday, Mystery Science Theater 3000 has been canceled. After this
season, "The Cowtown Puppet Show" is no more.
As a matter of fact, I caught an episode of "Sabrina, Teenage Witch"
that was penned by an alumnus of the show.
The show's brightest lights now shine in the reflected glare of the
WGA.
*sniff*
--Ron "I Wrote The rec.arts.mst3k.misc Anthem" Drake
adzag
<evan...@kutztown.edu> wrote:
>
>
>Hotchka wrote:
>
>> Does this mean we're going to get beautiful new homes in New Mexico??
>
>Hmm. Anything like the Witness Protection Program? I want to be Todd
>Wilkinson.
I was thinking more along the lines of that great Steve Martin film,
"My Blue Heaven." ;)
>>
>>
>> Shelby
>> Just wondering.
>
>Let the troll have some fun. I'm not going anywhere.
Neither am I.
Ada
Hell, no, we won't go!
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ToyCarGuy
First, Alan's MSTing of the good Doctor's, uh, "advice" is IMO very funny.
Very well done, sir! But the sadness comes when I consider that this Norman
person, who has figured out how to crosspost, seems incapable of anything more
creative than his lame "disassembly" routine. It's as if he has the technical
know-how, the "book smarts", if you will, but no imagination whatsoever. He's
apparently not just a cybergeek, he's an uncreative cybergeek. It's weird;
it's almost like a real-life version of the situations in "Danger! Death Ray"
and "Secret Agent Double 007", where M&tBs were almost compelled to come up
with snappy Bond-esque lines when the main characters couldn't. Like, Norm
could've said things such as, "This group's being disassembled! You've MST the
point!" or "Your story could have used some re-location scouting!"
Toy Car Guy, MSTie #72920.
=====================
At this point, what else can I
say but, "Keep circulating
the tapes!"
Tracy Deuel
wrote:
>In article <36d88dd9...@news.northnet.org>,
> tr...@heron.clarkson.edu (Tracy Deuel) writes:
>> wjs...@tntech.edu (Walter J. Sorrell) wrote:
>>> "Erin M. Evans" <evan...@kutztown.edu> writes:
>>>> Hotchka wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Does this mean we're going to get beautiful new homes in New Mexico??
>>>> Hmm. Anything like the Witness Protection Program? I want to be Todd
>>>> Wilkinson.
>>> <walks up to Erin>
>>> Ya know, it's dangerous for you to be here in frozen foods.
>>
>> Well, I guess that saves me from having to put on the 4-inch heels
>> and the skin-tight heels.<g>
>>
>Well, I think the police uniform better suits your personality. ;)
Alright...but you know how I get when I wear it.
>
>> Tracy -merengue, anyone?
>>
>Ummmmm... pie.
I was thinking dance, but then again, I am a notoriously bad speller.
Tracy- posting despite adverse conditions
>as usual,
> walter
David T.
wrote:
>>Hmm. Anything like the Witness Protection Program? I want to be Todd
>Wilkinson.
>
>I would be my alter-ego / porno name: Kirk Newberry.
>You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take your middle
>name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
>Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Dick Flagstone.
That's the first time one of those has actually worked for me.
Dick Flagstone
Carl Burke
>
> Does this mean we're going to get beautiful new homes in New Mexico??
We're going to America! TODAY!!
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tr...@heron.clarkson.edu (Tracy Deuel) writes:
> wjs...@tntech.edu (Walter J. Sorrell) wrote:
>> tr...@heron.clarkson.edu (Tracy Deuel) writes:
>>> wjs...@tntech.edu (Walter J. Sorrell) wrote:
>>>> "Erin M. Evans" <evan...@kutztown.edu> writes:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Does this mean we're going to get beautiful new homes in New Mexico??
>>>>> Wilkinson.
>>>> Ya know, it's dangerous for you to be here in frozen foods.
>>> Well, I guess that saves me from having to put on the 4-inch heels
>>> and the skin-tight heels.<g>
>> Well, I think the police uniform better suits your personality. ;)
>
> Alright...but you know how I get when I wear it.
>
touching my nose for hours on end...
>>> Tracy -merengue, anyone?
>> Ummmmm... pie.
>
> I was thinking dance, but then again, I am a notoriously bad speller.
>
*slaps forehead*
D'oh!
I didn't realise what you meant.
I think the merengue is the only dance I could do.
> Tracy- posting despite adverse conditions
>
What? Is there something unusual happening in the newsgroup? ;)
Robert Tilley
: On 27 Feb 1999, Hotchka wrote:
: > Does this mean we're going to get beautiful new homes in New Mexico??
: No, sadly this only applies to RATMMers living in Newfoundland fishing
: villages.
: swac
: Well, there are probably 3 people here who will get that...
*raises hand*
One..
Tarpo
2 line post.. carry on folks..
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Robert Tilley
: >Hmm. Anything like the Witness Protection Program? I want to be Todd
: Wilkinson.
: I would be my alter-ego / porno name: Kirk Newberry.
: You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take your middle
: name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
: Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
OOh.. porno name..
Will Tilley
Ah crap..
So there ARE disadvantages to living on a road that has your last name in
it..
Tarpo
Actually.. I would be William Tilley North.. but that is just silly..
Jet Jaguar
>>Hmm. Anything like the Witness Protection Program? I want to be Todd
>Wilkinson.
>
>
>
>I would be my alter-ego / porno name: Kirk Newberry.
>You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take your middle
>name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
>Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
Hmm... Dennis Willow Pond Court. Doesn't really work.
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Julia
>
> On Sat, 27 Feb 1999 17:41:32 -0800, "U2shark" <hard...@pilot.msu.edu>
> wrote:
>
> >>Hmm. Anything like the Witness Protection Program? I want to be Todd
> >Wilkinson.
> >
> >I would be my alter-ego / porno name: Kirk Newberry.
> >You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take your middle
> >name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
> >Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
>
>
> That's the first time one of those has actually worked for me.
>
> Dick Flagstone
Hey, wait a minute! I thought it was your first pet's name and your
mother's maiden name.
If not, I'm Kay Rome. (boring!)
If so, I'm Christmas Ball. :D
Julia - one of whose friends would be Giant Johnson. (he had a great
dane as a kid. :)
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Sakura
Julia <jso...@rocketmail.com> wrote:
>David T. wrote:
>>
>> On Sat, 27 Feb 1999 17:41:32 -0800, "U2shark" <hard...@pilot.msu.edu>
>> wrote:
>> >You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take your middle
>> >name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
>> >Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
>>
>> Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Dick Flagstone.
>>
>> That's the first time one of those has actually worked for me.
>>
>> Dick Flagstone
>
>Hey, wait a minute! I thought it was your first pet's name and your
>mother's maiden name.
Hmm. "Dingo Maxwell". Nope. I think I like the other way better.
"Bruce Birchwood" sounds more like a porno name...
J
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Alicia
Julia wrote:
> David T. wrote:
> >
> > On Sat, 27 Feb 1999 17:41:32 -0800, "U2shark" <hard...@pilot.msu.edu>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >>Hmm. Anything like the Witness Protection Program? I want to be Todd
> > >Wilkinson.
> > >
> > >I would be my alter-ego / porno name: Kirk Newberry.
> > >You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take your middle
> > >name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
> > >Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
> >
> > Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Dick Flagstone.
> >
> > That's the first time one of those has actually worked for me.
> >
> > Dick Flagstone
>
> Hey, wait a minute! I thought it was your first pet's name and your
> mother's maiden name.
>
> If not, I'm Kay Rome. (boring!)
>
> If so, I'm Christmas Ball. :D
>
> Julia - one of whose friends would be Giant Johnson. (he had a great
> dane as a kid. :)
Ru Paul says it's your first pet's name and the first street you lived on. If so,
mine would be Flirt Larkspur. Really.
Alicia - no, really
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Lori Holuta
>In article <36DDAD...@rocketmail.com>,
>Julia <jso...@rocketmail.com> wrote:
>>David T. wrote:
>>>
>>> On Sat, 27 Feb 1999 17:41:32 -0800, "U2shark" <hard...@pilot.msu.edu>
>>> wrote:
>>> >You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take your
middle
>>> >name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
>>> >Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
>>>
>>> Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Dick Flagstone.
>>>
>>> That's the first time one of those has actually worked for me.
>>>
>>> Dick Flagstone
>>
>>Hey, wait a minute! I thought it was your first pet's name and your
>>mother's maiden name.
>
>"Bruce Birchwood" sounds more like a porno name...
Hmmm. By the first method my porno name would be Alden Holt. That's not too
bad!
by the second method, (pet and maiden name) I'd be Arpy Levely. YUCK.
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>
> Julia wrote:
>
> > David T. wrote:
> > >
> > > On Sat, 27 Feb 1999 17:41:32 -0800, "U2shark" <hard...@pilot.msu.edu>
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > >Wilkinson.
> > > >
> > > >I would be my alter-ego / porno name: Kirk Newberry.
> > > >name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
> > > >Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
> > >
> > > Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Dick Flagstone.
> > >
> > > That's the first time one of those has actually worked for me.
> > >
> > > Dick Flagstone
> >
> > Hey, wait a minute! I thought it was your first pet's name and your
> > mother's maiden name.
> >
> >
> > If so, I'm Christmas Ball. :D
> >
> > Julia - one of whose friends would be Giant Johnson. (he had a great
> > dane as a kid. :)
>
> Ru Paul says it's your first pet's name and the first street you lived on. If so,
> mine would be Flirt Larkspur. Really.
>
> Alicia - no, really
>
Buddy Miller. Doesn't really work for me.
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Robert Hutchinson
<snip>
> Hey, wait a minute! I thought it was your first pet's name and your
> mother's maiden name.
>
> If not, I'm Kay Rome. (boring!)
>
> If so, I'm Christmas Ball. :D
Odd ... I'd be Tipsy Pendarvis. :)
(LAAAAUGH! It's *funny*!)
> Julia - one of whose friends would be Giant Johnson. (he had a great
> dane as a kid. :)
--
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"Blondie is back, so you know it's always possible" -- Jim Mallon
Antaeus Feldspar
> On Sat, 27 Feb 1999 17:41:32 -0800, "U2shark" <hard...@pilot.msu.edu>
> wrote:
>
> >>Hmm. Anything like the Witness Protection Program? I want to be Todd
> >Wilkinson.
> >
> >
> >
> >I would be my alter-ego / porno name: Kirk Newberry.
> >You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take your middle
> >name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
> >Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
>
> Hmm... Dennis Willow Pond Court. Doesn't really work.
Hmmm.... Ignatius East.
Those are some damn strange porno movies...
-jc
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Judith Jacobs
>
> Alicia wrote:
> >
> > Julia wrote:
> >
> > > >
> > > > On Sat, 27 Feb 1999 17:41:32 -0800, "U2shark" <hard...@pilot.msu.edu>
> > > > wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >>Hmm. Anything like the Witness Protection Program? I want to be Todd
> > > > >Wilkinson.
> > > > >
> > > > >I would be my alter-ego / porno name: Kirk Newberry.
> > > > >You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take your middle
> > > > >name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
> > > > >Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > That's the first time one of those has actually worked for me.
> > > >
> > > > Dick Flagstone
> > >
> > > mother's maiden name.
> > >
> > > If not, I'm Kay Rome. (boring!)
> > >
> > > If so, I'm Christmas Ball. :D
> > >
> > > dane as a kid. :)
> >
> > mine would be Flirt Larkspur. Really.
> >
> > Alicia - no, really
> >
>
> Buddy Miller. Doesn't really work for me.
Kewl! I'm Smokey Marlborough!
--Judith, sounds like an upper-class English stripper, don't it?
Brenda Krause
Sounds like someone with a nicotine habit!
Brenda Krause
Course, my kids are even worse.
Poor Daniel. He'd be Figaro S. 33rd W. Ave
Aaron - Figaro Long Blvd.
The Midnight Rambler
Judith Jacobs <jaco...@engin.umich.edu> wrote in message
news:36DDD7...@engin.umich.edu...
>
>--Judith, sounds like an upper-class English stripper, don't it?
Well, the rules have changed, I see.
This makes me Blackie Tupelo! Oh MAMA!
Moving up 8 spots to #15 this week, it's
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> Judith Jacobs <jaco...@engin.umich.edu> wrote in message
> >Brenda Krause wrote:
> >> Alicia wrote:
> >> > Julia wrote:
> >> > > David T. wrote:
>
> >> > > > Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Dick Flagstone.
> >> > > > That's the first time one of those has actually worked for me.
> >> > > > Dick Flagstone
> >> > > Hey, wait a minute! I thought it was your first pet's name and your
> >> > > mother's maiden name.
> >> > > If not, I'm Kay Rome. (boring!)
> >> > > If so, I'm Christmas Ball. :D
> >> > > Julia - one of whose friends would be Giant Johnson. (he had a great
> >> > > dane as a kid. :)
> >> > Ru Paul says it's your first pet's name and the first street you lived
> on. If so,
> >> > mine would be Flirt Larkspur. Really.
> >> > Alicia - no, really
> >> Buddy Miller. Doesn't really work for me.
> >Kewl! I'm Smokey Marlborough!
> >--Judith, sounds like an upper-class English stripper, don't it?
> Well, the rules have changed, I see.
> This makes me Blackie Tupelo! Oh MAMA!
But, but . . . that would make me -- Princess Pine!
And I'm incredibly *alright* with that!
--thor (I'm a porn star. I'm a room freshener. You decide.)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of
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Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Julia <jso...@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
news:36DDAD...@rocketmail.com...
>David T. wrote:
>>
>> On Sat, 27 Feb 1999 17:41:32 -0800, "U2shark" <hard...@pilot.msu.edu>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >>Hmm. Anything like the Witness Protection Program? I want to be Todd
>> >Wilkinson.
>> >
>> >I would be my alter-ego / porno name: Kirk Newberry.
>> >You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take your
middle
>> >name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
>> >Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
>>
>>
>> That's the first time one of those has actually worked for me.
>>
>> Dick Flagstone
>
>Hey, wait a minute! I thought it was your first pet's name and your
>mother's maiden name.
>
>If not, I'm Kay Rome. (boring!)
>
>If so, I'm Christmas Ball. :D
>
>Julia - one of whose friends would be Giant Johnson. (he had a great
>dane as a kid. :)
*spraying tea through every orifice at once*
Nornina
>mother's maiden name.
>
>If not, I'm Kay Rome. (boring!)
>
>If so, I'm Christmas Ball. :D
>
>Julia - one of whose friends would be Giant Johnson. (he had a great
>dane as a kid. :)
I thought it was just *a* pet's name. If not,Catrina El Monte. If so, Beauty El
Monte. Oh,and if it is the first pet's name,Alicia El Monte. Cool names huh?
Tv's Cati.
Scaredy-Cat in the dark corner (On AFGS)
Nornina's norns: http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Tower/5642/
"Callan flabber!" My grendel Callan.
"Grunchy thleep" My grendel Grunchy
I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.
Nornina
>If so,
>mine would be Flirt Larkspur. Really.
>
>Alicia - no, really
I can't remember the first street. So,it would be Alicia El Monte. BTW,mother's
maiden name and first pet's name doesn't work. Alicia Smith. BLAH!
eski...@hotmail.com
> > Ru Paul says it's your first pet's name and the first street you lived on.
> > If so, mine would be Flirt Larkspur. Really.
>
> Buddy Miller. Doesn't really work for me.
Beast Bertrand. I like it.
Look for it in BOOGIE NIGHTS 2: FIRST BUTT.
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: In article <36DDAD...@rocketmail.com>,
: Julia <jso...@rocketmail.com> wrote:
: >David T. wrote:
: >>
: >> On Sat, 27 Feb 1999 17:41:32 -0800, "U2shark" <hard...@pilot.msu.edu>
: >> wrote:
: >> >name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
: >> >Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
: >>
: >> Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Dick Flagstone.
: >>
: >> That's the first time one of those has actually worked for me.
: >>
: >> Dick Flagstone
: >Hey, wait a minute! I thought it was your first pet's name and your
: >mother's maiden name.
: Hmm. "Dingo Maxwell". Nope. I think I like the other way better.
: "Bruce Birchwood" sounds more like a porno name...
Then can I have "Dingo Maxwell" as a name?
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Lori Holuta
Nornina wrote ...
>>Ru Paul says it's your first pet's name and the first street you lived on.
>>If so,
>>mine would be Flirt Larkspur. Really.
>>
>
>I can't remember the first street. So,it would be Alicia El Monte.
BTW,mother's
>maiden name and first pet's name doesn't work. Alicia Smith. BLAH!
Hmmm. So, you mother's maiden name is that same as the name of the first
town I ever lived in - El Monte.
This must mean something epic, but I have no clue what. I'll have to go
ponder this one for a while.
Sincerely,
Fluffy Shasta Place
(First pet + first street in El Monte, CA)
shado...@my-dejanews.com
> >You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take your middle
> >name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
> >Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
It would never work for me... I live on Princess Circle... my middle name is
Eugene. So there you have it: "Princess Eugene."
Judges? XXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!! Thank you for playing.....
Diana Deacon
> Julia wrote:
>
> > David T. wrote:
> > >
> > > On Sat, 27 Feb 1999 17:41:32 -0800, "U2shark" <hard...@pilot.msu.edu>
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > >>Hmm. Anything like the Witness Protection Program? I want to be Todd
> > > >Wilkinson.
> > > >
> > > >I would be my alter-ego / porno name: Kirk Newberry.
> > > >You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take your middle
> > > >name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
> > > >Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
> > >
> > > Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Dick Flagstone.
> > >
> > > That's the first time one of those has actually worked for me.
> > >
> > > Dick Flagstone
> >
> > Hey, wait a minute! I thought it was your first pet's name and your
> > mother's maiden name.
> >
> > If not, I'm Kay Rome. (boring!)
> >
> > If so, I'm Christmas Ball. :D
> >
> > Julia - one of whose friends would be Giant Johnson. (he had a great
> > dane as a kid. :)
>
> Ru Paul says it's your first pet's name and the first street you lived on. If so,
> mine would be Flirt Larkspur. Really.
And mine would be Blackie Glengary :) I like it...VERY MUCH! Now, for
that black wig and the sporran...
Diana, the Humble Acolyte
Definitely beats Ruth Athlone
Diana Deacon
> > Kewl! I'm Smokey Marlborough!
> >
> > --Judith, sounds like an upper-class English stripper, don't it?
>
>
> Sounds like someone with a nicotine habit!
Sounds like my strip-show partner! (see posting above)
Diana, the Humble Acolyte
aka Blackie Glengary, the Scottish Siren
Greg Gershowitz
<rfon...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>This makes me Blackie Tupelo! Oh MAMA!
Budgie 169th Street? I don't think so. (Ok, to be fair, I don't
reallyt remember the name of my first pet. I just remember that it
was a budgie. Piss off!) And don't even get me started on my mom's
maiden name. It's only slightly more coherent than my own surname.
-Greg "Is that my mother on the phone?" G
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Kevin Mowery <kemo...@freenet.columbus.oh.us> wrote:
>Sakura (je...@dillinger-2.io.com) wrote:
>: In article <36DDAD...@rocketmail.com>,
>: >David T. wrote:
>: >>
>: >> On Sat, 27 Feb 1999 17:41:32 -0800, "U2shark" <hard...@pilot.msu.edu>
>: >> wrote:
>your middle
>: >> >name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
>: >> >Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
>: >>
>: >> Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Dick Flagstone.
>: >>
>: >> That's the first time one of those has actually worked for me.
>: >>
>: >> Dick Flagstone
>: >
>: >Hey, wait a minute! I thought it was your first pet's name and your
>: >mother's maiden name.
>
>: "Bruce Birchwood" sounds more like a porno name...
>
> Then can I have "Dingo Maxwell" as a name?
Hmm. Well, such a distinguished name should not be given out lightly.
I know! I'm anxiously awaiting the completion of your ambitious _Seven
Stars_ Misting. So when you finish it, you can be 'Dingo Maxwell'. I'll
even give it out proportionally...
...let's see...12 letters...21 chapters...cross-multiply...
Right.
Kevin Mowery, also known as Professor Bobo to the denizens of this
enlightened forum, I hereby bestow upon you the first 8/21ths of your new
name. From now on, you have the right to call yourself:
Ding.
Thank you, and congratulations.
J, who actually forced his way through the entire unMSTed novel. Twitch.
Mike Barklage
tt...@hhhhh.net (David T.) wrote:
> On Sat, 27 Feb 1999 17:41:32 -0800, "U2shark" <hard...@pilot.msu.edu>
> wrote:
>
> >name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
> >Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
>
> Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Dick Flagstone.
Ray Kenyon. Not very interesting, but I suppose it's more porn-y
sounding than Mike Barklage.
Ray Kenyon
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Bill Livingston
>On Wed, 3 Mar 1999, Alicia wrote:
>>Julia wrote:
>>>>On Sat, 27 Feb 1999 17:41:32 -0800, "U2shark" <hard...@pilot.msu.edu>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>Todd Wilkinson.
>>>>>
>>>>>You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take your
>>>>>middle name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO!
>>>>>Instant Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
>>>>
>>>>Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Dick Flagstone.
>>>>Dick Flagstone
>>>
>>>Hey, wait a minute! I thought it was your first pet's name and your
>>>mother's maiden name.
>>>If so, I'm Christmas Ball. :D
>>>Julia - one of whose friends would be Giant Johnson. (he had a great
>>>dane as a kid. :)
>>
>>Ru Paul says it's your first pet's name and the first street you lived on.
>>If so, mine would be Flirt Larkspur. Really.
>
>And mine would be Blackie Glengary :) I like it...VERY MUCH! Now, for
>that black wig and the sporran...
Well, the whole pet/street thing wouldn't work for me, because I'd wind up
being Fort Knox Danville. My first pet was a goldfish.
Ft.Knox D.
Glub
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bi...@Traveller.COM http://www.hsv.tis.net/~bill
He that is of a merry heart hath
a continual feast - Prov. 15:15b
David T.
wrote:
>David T. wrote:
>>
>> On Sat, 27 Feb 1999 17:41:32 -0800, "U2shark" <hard...@pilot.msu.edu>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >>Hmm. Anything like the Witness Protection Program? I want to be Todd
>> >Wilkinson.
>> >
>> >I would be my alter-ego / porno name: Kirk Newberry.
>> >You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take your middle
>> >name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
>> >Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
>>
>> Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Dick Flagstone.
>>
>> That's the first time one of those has actually worked for me.
>>
>> Dick Flagstone
>
>Hey, wait a minute! I thought it was your first pet's name and your
>mother's maiden name.
Button Mathis? I don't think so.
David
(Wait! This was all a clever plan to get my mom's maiden name so you
can access my credit card accounts! I'll show you. I won't send this
message. So there.)
Kevin Mowery
: In article <7bl432$k...@login.freenet.columbus.oh.us>,
: Kevin Mowery <kemo...@freenet.columbus.oh.us> wrote:
: >Sakura (je...@dillinger-2.io.com) wrote:
: >
: >: "Bruce Birchwood" sounds more like a porno name...
: >
: > Then can I have "Dingo Maxwell" as a name?
: Hmm. Well, such a distinguished name should not be given out lightly.
: I know! I'm anxiously awaiting the completion of your ambitious _Seven
: Stars_ Misting. So when you finish it, you can be 'Dingo Maxwell'. I'll
: even give it out proportionally...
: ...let's see...12 letters...21 chapters...cross-multiply...
: Right.
: Kevin Mowery, also known as Professor Bobo to the denizens of this
: enlightened forum, I hereby bestow upon you the first 8/21ths of your new
: name. From now on, you have the right to call yourself:
: Ding.
Oh, all right. I was trying to get the next chapter done by
Valentine's Day (the opening host seg is Valentine's Day-themed), but I
didn't start it until then. Then schoolwork, and spring break will have
me in Ireland . . . .
Anyway, I know I need to get to work on it.
: Thank you, and congratulations.
: J, who actually forced his way through the entire unMSTed novel. Twitch.
You made it through the whole thing? I fear you.
Erin M. Evans
Bill Livingston wrote:
> Well, the whole pet/street thing wouldn't work for me, because I'd wind up
> being Fort Knox Danville. My first pet was a goldfish.
Bill! I mean ... Fort! You just fixed my problem! I was thinking of the
first pet I had that could be counted as "my first pet", and I thought it was
the turtle. Then I thought it was the dog. Then I thought it was the
firebelly toad. Then I thought that maybe it meant the first pet that was
essentially "mine" and that would have been the hamster. But now I'm
remembering the first pet EVER, a goldfish I had WAAAAAY back when, for about a
week, and all of a sudden, my porn name works: "Cupcake Belvedere" Woo-hoo!
--
Erin Evans
MSTie #71925
"I got a funny feeling they got plastic in the afterlife."
- Beck, "Cyanide Breathmint"
Jennifer L. Hill-Corley
The Midnight Rambler wrote:
> Judith Jacobs <jaco...@engin.umich.edu> wrote in message
> news:36DDD7...@engin.umich.edu...
> >Brenda Krause wrote:
> >>
> >> Alicia wrote:
> >> >
> >> > Julia wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > David T. wrote:
> >> > > >
> >> > > > On Sat, 27 Feb 1999 17:41:32 -0800, "U2shark"
> <hard...@pilot.msu.edu>
> >> > > > wrote:
> >> > > >
> >> > > > >>Hmm. Anything like the Witness Protection Program? I want to be
> Todd
> >> > > > >Wilkinson.
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > >I would be my alter-ego / porno name: Kirk Newberry.
> >> > > > >You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take
> your middle
> >> > > > >name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO!
> Instant
> >> > > > >Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Dick Flagstone.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > That's the first time one of those has actually worked for me.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Dick Flagstone
> >> > >
> >> > > Hey, wait a minute! I thought it was your first pet's name and your
> >> > > mother's maiden name.
> >> > >
> >> > > If not, I'm Kay Rome. (boring!)
> >> > >
> >> > > If so, I'm Christmas Ball. :D
> >> > >
> >> > > Julia - one of whose friends would be Giant Johnson. (he had a great
> >> > > dane as a kid. :)
> >> >
> >> > Ru Paul says it's your first pet's name and the first street you lived
> on. If so,
> >> > mine would be Flirt Larkspur. Really.
> >> >
> >> > Alicia - no, really
> >> >
> >>
> >> Buddy Miller. Doesn't really work for me.
> >
> >Kewl! I'm Smokey Marlborough!
> >
> >--Judith, sounds like an upper-class English stripper, don't it?
>
> Well, the rules have changed, I see.
>
> This makes me Blackie Tupelo! Oh MAMA!
Blackie Tupelo and Pussy Vermont *in* the Hung and the Restless.
EJ, hey, my first pet was a cat! You know, Pussy Cat! C'mon! Dirty minds...
--
Jennifer L. Hill-Corley, Your Local, Friendly Neighborhood EvilJen
"...there was good sport at his making, and the whoreson must be
acknowledged. Do you know this noble gentleman, Edmund?"
King Lear, the original Jerry Springer Show.
Sakura
Kevin Mowery <kemo...@freenet.columbus.oh.us> wrote:
>Sakura (je...@schultz-2.io.com) wrote:
>: J, who actually forced his way through the entire unMSTed novel. Twitch.
>
> You made it through the whole thing? I fear you.
Well, I /am/ a glutton for punishment in some ways. I read all of the
Ratliff MSTings in a week. I read an entire TSR trilogy in the space of
24 hours. (OK, it was supposedly one of the better ones.) I'm
semi-actively looking for a more complete copy of "The Eye of Argon" than
the one available on the 'net.
_Seven Stars_ was just bad enough to keep my horrified interest alive. I
knew it wasn't going to get better...and I knew I was never going to care
about the characters...the only thing that kept me reading was the horrid
fascination with how much cheesier it could get.
I mean, if you took these characters and (to go back to an earlier part of
the thread) had them figure out their porno names, they'd probably lie
about the name of their pets and the street they lived on just so they
could call themselves 'DarkFang Windcrest'. It's like a horrible
exaggeration of how I (and people I knew) were like in middle school,
except these guys never got out of that stage.
Anyway, I /did/ finish it, although I would be hard pressed to actually
remember the details, except that they have to fight Zarathustra or
whatever the heck his name is, and in a (non)thrilling plot twist that
everyone could see a mile away, Splatternorn winds up killing Zarathustra
and himsaelf, except that he survives, cos he's kewl. Or something like
that. I think my brain was numb by that point.
J
Oh, Lordy. I just wandered past the SenZar website and there's another
pdf there to download...a sampel of 'VoidSpawn'. (twitch)
Let's see...this one starts out with a Highlader rip-off, and it takes 3
more pages before we see the first
'Skurge Hate/Pain/Death-Brother!'
I don't think it's gonna be any better...in fact, I think it'll be worse.
It looks like Tatternorn's past wasn't dark enough to be 'kewl', so Todd
rewrote it to get that extra edge...
Greg Gershowitz
wrote:
>In article <36daf2ff.14914976@news>,
> tt...@hhhhh.net (David T.) wrote:
>> On Sat, 27 Feb 1999 17:41:32 -0800, "U2shark" <hard...@pilot.msu.edu>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >I would be my alter-ego / porno name: Kirk Newberry.
>> >You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just take your middle
>> >name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO! Instant
>> >Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
>>
>> Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Dick Flagstone.
>
>Ray Kenyon. Not very interesting, but I suppose it's more porn-y
>sounding than Mike Barklage.
Howard Brookstead? Howard Chadburn? Sorry. Pass.
-Greg "The Anti-Dirk" G
Bill Livingston
>Bill Livingston wrote:
>>Well, the whole pet/street thing wouldn't work for me, because I'd wind up
>>being Fort Knox Danville. My first pet was a goldfish.
>
>Bill! I mean ... Fort! You just fixed my problem! I was thinking of the
>first pet I had that could be counted as "my first pet", and I thought it was
>the turtle. Then I thought it was the dog. Then I thought it was the
>firebelly toad. Then I thought that maybe it meant the first pet that was
>essentially "mine" and that would have been the hamster. But now I'm
>remembering the first pet EVER, a goldfish I had WAAAAAY back when, for about
>a week, and all of a sudden, my porn name works: "Cupcake Belvedere"
>Woo-hoo!
Waitasec - YOU'RE Cupcake Belvedere?!? Wow! I'm a big fan of your work!
Especially the one where you're on the boat and - uh -
I mean, uh, that is....
Huh. That might work, "Erin". *winkwink*
Fort Knox D.
Say no more!
Erin M. Evans
The Man of Gold, Bill Livingston wrote:
> Previously on "Red Shoe Diaries", Cupcake Belvedere wrote:
> >Bill Livingston wrote:
> >>Well, the whole pet/street thing wouldn't work for me, because I'd wind up
> >>being Fort Knox Danville. My first pet was a goldfish.
> >
> >Bill! I mean ... Fort! You just fixed my problem! I was thinking of the
> >first pet I had that could be counted as "my first pet", and I thought it was
> >the turtle. Then I thought it was the dog. Then I thought it was the
> >firebelly toad. Then I thought that maybe it meant the first pet that was
> >essentially "mine" and that would have been the hamster. But now I'm
> >remembering the first pet EVER, a goldfish I had WAAAAAY back when, for about
> >a week, and all of a sudden, my porn name works: "Cupcake Belvedere"
> >Woo-hoo!
>
> Waitasec - YOU'RE Cupcake Belvedere?!? Wow! I'm a big fan of your work!
> Especially the one where you're on the boat and - uh -
>
[nudge]
> I mean, uh, that is....
[nudge]
>
>
> Huh. That might work, "Erin". *winkwink*
"Later ... later ... "
>
>
> Fort Knox D.
Hmmm. Sounds like a porn movie title, sorta.
> Say no more!
"I can say no more." (.25 pt. ref)
Nornina
>Hmmm. So, you mother's maiden name is that same as the name of the first
>town I ever lived in - El Monte.
No. I just messed up. It's Smith.
The Midnight Rambler
Jennifer L. Hill-Corley <jco...@theshop.net> wrote in message
news:36DEF7ED...@theshop.net...
>
>
>The Midnight Rambler wrote:
>
>> Judith Jacobs <jaco...@engin.umich.edu> wrote in message
>> news:36DDD7...@engin.umich.edu...
>> >Brenda Krause wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Alicia wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > Julia wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > > On Sat, 27 Feb 1999 17:41:32 -0800, "U2shark"
>> <hard...@pilot.msu.edu>
>> >> > > > wrote:
>> >> > > >
be
>> Todd
>> >> > > > >Wilkinson.
>> >> > > > >
>> >> > > > >You too can figure out your porn star name! It's easy! Just
take
>> your middle
>> >> > > > >name, and the street you live on, put 'em together, and PRESTO!
>> Instant
>> >> > > > >Porno name! (you can make the middle name whatever you want!)
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > > Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Dick Flagstone.
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > > Dick Flagstone
>> >> > >
>> >> > > Hey, wait a minute! I thought it was your first pet's name and
your
>> >> > > mother's maiden name.
>> >> > >
>> >> > > If not, I'm Kay Rome. (boring!)
>> >> > >
>> >> > > If so, I'm Christmas Ball. :D
>> >> > >
>> >> > > Julia - one of whose friends would be Giant Johnson. (he had a
great
>> >> > > dane as a kid. :)
>> >> >
>> >> > Ru Paul says it's your first pet's name and the first street you
lived
>> on. If so,
>> >> > mine would be Flirt Larkspur. Really.
>> >> >
>> >> > Alicia - no, really
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Buddy Miller. Doesn't really work for me.
>> >
>> >Kewl! I'm Smokey Marlborough!
>> >
>> >--Judith, sounds like an upper-class English stripper, don't it?
>>
>> Well, the rules have changed, I see.
>>
>> This makes me Blackie Tupelo! Oh MAMA!
>
>Blackie Tupelo and Pussy Vermont *in* the Hung and the Restless.
See Blackie Tupelo and Christmas Ball in Extra Security At The Bar, or, Two
Big Bouncers Every Night!
>EJ, hey, my first pet was a cat! You know, Pussy Cat! C'mon! Dirty minds...
"That cat was the best fuck I ever had, too." (1 pt.)
I KNEW EJ would not let me down! Bwahaha!
Alicia
The Midnight Rambler wrote:
> Jennifer L. Hill-Corley <jco...@theshop.net> wrote in message
> news:36DEF7ED...@theshop.net...
> >The Midnight Rambler wrote:
> >> Well, the rules have changed, I see.
> >> This makes me Blackie Tupelo! Oh MAMA!
> >
> >Blackie Tupelo and Pussy Vermont *in* the Hung and the Restless.
>
> See Blackie Tupelo and Christmas Ball in Extra Security At The Bar, or, Two
> Big Bouncers Every Night!
>
> >EJ, hey, my first pet was a cat! You know, Pussy Cat! C'mon! Dirty minds...
>
> "That cat was the best fuck I ever had, too." (1 pt.)
I know it was Steve Martin, and I'm going to guess it was the Wild & Crazy Guy
album.
Alicia
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Alicia <ali...@green.cat.uh.edu> wrote in message
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>
>
>The Midnight Rambler wrote:
>
>> Jennifer L. Hill-Corley <jco...@theshop.net> wrote in message
>> news:36DEF7ED...@theshop.net...
>> >The Midnight Rambler wrote:
>
>> >> Well, the rules have changed, I see.
>> >> This makes me Blackie Tupelo! Oh MAMA!
>> >
>> >Blackie Tupelo and Pussy Vermont *in* the Hung and the Restless.
>>
>> See Blackie Tupelo and Christmas Ball in Extra Security At The Bar, or,
Two
>> Big Bouncers Every Night!
>>
>> >EJ, hey, my first pet was a cat! You know, Pussy Cat! C'mon! Dirty
minds...
>>
>> "That cat was the best fuck I ever had, too." (1 pt.)
>
>I know it was Steve Martin, and I'm going to guess it was the Wild & Crazy
Guy
>album.
>
And you'd be right! *CHING*
"He wanted her to sing from her DIAPHRAGM!"