[MiSTing] "The New Season" (5/5) THE SPECIAL EDITION
Tjats
saying.
They talk for a few seconds. Suddenly we hear the grinding of metal. Mike and
Gypsy
look around.
MIKE: What's that?
[Servo and Crow enter from the left with space gear on.]
CROW: Mike! We just sent the Mir out into space!
MIKE: Oh, is that all? [shocked] What?!? If you didn't do it right, the Mir
could be
propelled into space or burn up in the atmosphere!
SERVO: Oh, is *that* why it started to fall and glow bright red?
MIKE: WHAT?!? Cambot, I need Rocket Number Nine quick!
[SPACE] A small red flame is falling toward Earth.
MIKE[voiceover]: Oh, no!
[SOL int.]
MIKE: Why didn't you ask me for help getting rid of it?
SERVO: Well, cuz last time you destroyed the Hubble!
CROW: Yeah, killer!
MIKE: I didn't mean to!
SERVO: Save it! Now we need to figure out what to do with you!
MIKE: For what?
CROW: For destroying the Mir!
MIKE: But you guys-
SERVO: It's too late for excuses, killer!
-movie sign-
CROW: Allright, into the theater with you! Go!
SERVO: Killer!
[Crow and Servo push Mike off-camera.]
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[Mike and the Bots enter the theater.]
>
>
> *****************************
>
> "Ah reckon, that Nagus is up to no good. But Ah shore hate guardin'
these posts,
>'specially late at night. Oh well, ole Rotor'll be here pretty soon."
SERVO: Oh, loose the fake southerner already!
> Bunnie was staring out the tiny window in the guard post that sat on
the eastern
>boundary of Robo...er Nagotropolis.
CROW: You know the writer's getting bored with a story when he doesn't even
attempt to
backspace.
>The landscape outside was a few bushes, a stunted tree, and a quiet stream
that was a
>little less than clean.
MIKE: The story is turning into a descriptive poem.
>Now that Nagus was there, they had to be extra careful; keeping an eye on
Nagotropolis
>at all times...they didn't know this wizard's style yet.
CROW: Gee, what's his style? Magic? No...
> Over the years, Robotnik had grown more or less predictable. He
surprised them
>every once in a while. But even with Doomsday, they had known about it months
before
>it was even completely built (thanks to Uncle Chuck). But this Nagus...he was
different,
SERVO: And you're always supposed to hate the guy who was different.
>and his next move was a mystery.
>
> Bunnie sighed, and moved her eyes up to the stars, which were partially
obscured
>by thin gray clouds. The moon was half-full, and dim eerie shadows were cast
on the
>mostly bare ground outside. The air here was tinged with pollutants, making
Bunnie
>twitch her nose and sneeze occasionally.
SERVO: Isn't it cute when rabbits sneeze?
> Outside, she noticed a shadow that moved. It wasn't the shadows of
clouds over
>the moon, or shadows from the rustling leaves on the tree. No...this was
something alive.
CROW[Frankenstein]: Alive! ALIVE!
> "Rotor?" she called. "Is that ya out there?"
SERVO: Bunnie doesn't really have an accent, it's just poor spelling on behalf
of the
author.
> There was no answer. But the shadow on the ground froze. The upper part
looked
>back and forth.
> "Rotor, are ya playin' a trick on me?" She moved towards the door and
pushed
>it open. Her robotic feet clinked softly against pebbles at her feet. She
made her
>way through the sparse bushes.
MIKE: Isn't a guard post supposed to be on stilts or up a tree?
SERVO[Bunnie]: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......... thud!
> Then she saw the figure standing, tense, trying to hide behind the
tree.
CROW[shadow]: I'm a squirrel. Go away!
>She ran towards it, knowing that it was not Rotor. The clouds blocked the
moon,
>and the figure lost any definition.
Cbot1:>figure: um...I forgot the definition...
>But Bunnie was not frightened; her legs flashed as she raced after the fleeing
creature.
SERVO: How could her legs flash when the moon is blocked?
MIKE: Rotor installed some footlights. Heh, heh.
SERVO: Stop that.
> Panting, the creature tried to elude her by zigzagging through the
bushes.
>But Bunnie was not slowed. She simply leapt over the brush.
CROW: And Bunnie Rabbot has cleared the first gate and is starting to pull
ahead in the
steeple chase...
> She reached a hand out, and clamped it down on the figure's shoulder.
Spinning
>off balance, they both went down. Fists lashed out at her, but Bunnie grabbed
the
>wrists of the figure, and yanked it to its feet.
MIKE: However, her robotic arms were so strong she tore the hands out of their
joints.
> "Uhhh...let go..." it whined. "Let me go!"
> The voice was unmistakable. Bunnie peered into her captive's face,
seeing large
>frightened eyes in the dim light, and a sharp pointed nose. "Snively?"
> "Let go!" was his response.
> "Ah don't think so," she said, dragging him towards the guard post.
> "Let go!" he repeated, trying to break free. But her hand tightened on
his arm
>hard enough to make him cry out in pain, and he ceased his struggle.
SERVO: Poor guy. He can't be safe with anyone.
> The guard post was dark inside, so Bunnie turned on the small oil lamp
that sat
>on the table. Normally, she didn't want to risk having the light on so close
to the
>city, but she wanted a better look at her captive.
CROW: It's nothing much to look at, though.
> "Sit down," she said, letting go of Snively, after closing the door.
He obeyed,
>plopping down in a rickety wooden chair. She crossed her arms over her chest,
looking
>down at him. "So, what are ya doin' here?" she demanded.
> He raised his eyebrows, and looked up at her silently.
> "Well?"
> He rose up, still silent, and moved to the door. She watched as he
turned the knob.
> "Ahem."
> The door swung open.
> "Um...Snively," she said. "Come back here."
> He sighed loudly, and returned to the chair. Then he put his head in
his hands and let out a peculiar half-sob.
SERVO: She's not even trying to stop him! What's his problem?
>"Where would I go, anyway?" he whispered.
CROW: Los Angeles is nice this time of year.
> "Aw, whatsa matter?" she cooed.
MIKE: So now she'd a bird?
> He looked up at her. "Everything, Ms. Rabbot."
CROW: "Ms. Rabbot"?
> "Like what?" Bunnie was staring at Snively's face as if intrigued, and
indeed,
>she was. She leaned her face further into his, so her pink nose nearly
touched his
>pointed one.
MIKE: They're going to make love, aren't they?
SERVO: You can never tell with a fanfic.
> "Ya know, Ah've never seen a human up close before," she stated
suddenly.
> "I've never seen a rabbit up close before," he replied.
MIKE[as Snively]: Most of the time they run away from my disgusting body odor.
> "That's rabbot," she said, a touch of bitterness in her voice. "Thanks
ta Robotnik,
>Ah'm stuck between robot an' animal."
> "That's too bad."
SERVO[unemotionaly]: That's too bad. Can we get back to me now?
> "So, what are ya doin' here?" she asked again.
> He leaned back in his chair, trying to distance himself from her. She
was making
>him nervous, staring at him with those thick-lashed green eyes. "Getting away
from
>Nagus," he said. The chair slid and he nearly fell backwards. But Bunnie
grabbed him
>by the shoulders, pulling him back up. He winced under her grip, biting back
a whimper.
SERVO[as Bunnie]: You ain't always this much of a bimbo, are 'ya?
> "Are ya hurt?" she asked.
> "When am I not hurt?" he muttered, then raised his voice. "Nah...Nagus
just
>electrocuted me the other day, that's all."
> "Ya poor thang."
> He sighed. "Yes, I ran to get away from Nagus, and now I'm caught by
you. I
>suppose you'll take me to the princess, I'll be charged guilty for my crimes,
and
>before I know it, I'll be swinging from the rope."
> "Ah don't know. We don't kill that often."
SERVO: "That often"?
> He narrowed his eyes, looking intently at her. "Really, Ms. Rabbot,
you think
>a pitiful creature like myself with get any mercy? After the crimes I've
committed
>against you? I've betrayed your king, killed your kin, I've destroyed your
families,
>I've tortured your children, and you know what? I liked doing it."
MIKE: But there's that thing with the remote, so they may just give him twelve
life sentences.
> "Ya didn't."
> "I did."
MIKE[as Bunnie]: Did not!
SERVO[as Snively]: Did too!
MIKE[as Bunnie]: Did not!
SERVO[as Bunnie]: Did too!
> She leaned her face in, close enough to kiss, and hissed. "Ya didn't
like it,
>Snively. Ah can see it in yer eyes."
> He closed them. "They lie."
> "Eyes don't lie."
> "Mine do. They've had to." Then his eyes flew open, startled, as
Bunnie suddenly
>grabbed his hands in her paws. Her roboticized hand was cold against his
skin.
> "Look, Ah ain't pretendin' ta like ya or anythang. But Ah know ya ain't
evil.
>Ya don't have it in ya."
SERVO[as Snively, hurt]: Well, thanks a lot! Makes me feel a lot better!
> He pulled his hands away. "You don't know anything. But, shall I tell
you my
>reason for coming out here?"
> "Yeah, of course."
> "I wanted to join the Freedom Fighters."
CROW[as Snively]: ...then betray you and kill you all! HAHAHAHAHA! I'm
sorry, did
I say that?
> Her mouth opened in a round 'o' of surprise.
MIKE: It's a round 'o' of savings at Minard's!
>Then she snapped it shut. "Ya see, ya ain't evil."
> "My motives are hardly pure, Ms. Rabbot," he said, with a chuckle.
> +AH4Afg-What a wicked little snicker he has+AH4Afg-, she thought.
CROW[as stupid Bunnie]: Yet he's not evil! Nope!
> "I thought it out. I join you. After you kick Nagus and Robotnik out of
there,
>I'll resume my position as leader, and crush you once and for all." He said
this with
>his eyes locked directly on her face, and she felt suddenly uneasy by the
>coldness in those blue depths.
SERVO: But that is to be expected because oceans have an average yearly
temperature of
39 degrees.
> But she laughed. "So, we let ya help us, an' after we beat Nagus an'
them, then we
>lock ya up. Simple as that." She giggled again. "Not wise ta reveal yer
plans, little one."
MIKE[as stupid Bunnie]: But I still don't think you're evil!
> "By then, you will have forgotten this conversation, Ms. Rabbot," he
said, staring
>off into the distance.
> +AH4Afg-He looks stoned+AH4Afg-, she thought, and that thought set off
more giggles.
> "Yes, yes, go ahead and laugh," he growled, momentarily losing his
I'm-high look.
>
CROW: Dude, hook me up with some Angel Dust, man.
> "Bunnie!"
> The rabbit's ears perked up. She ran to the open door of the guard
post.
>"Rotor!" She smiled cheerfully at the walrus as he made his way through the
bushes.
SERVO[exited]: And just then, Snively pulls out a gun and shoots her in the
back! Right?
MIKE: Calm down, Servo.
> "Hey Bunnie! Brought you some tea." Rotor indicated the two thermoses
he was
>carrying. "Got me some coffee."
> "Why thank ya, sugah."
CROW[as stupid Rotor]: Oh, you wanted sugar?
> "No problem." He strode into the guard post, and set the thermoses on
the table.
>"Oh, hiya, Snively. Wasn't expecting you."
MIKE: It's the old classic "not paying enough attention" ploy. Makes us laugh
every time,
right guys?
SERVO: Huh? Oh, right, Mike.
CROW: It's a hoot.
>Then his eyes widened, and he turned to Bunnie. "Um...what's he doing here?"
> "He wants ta join us," said Bunnie.
ALL[chanting]: Join us! Join us! Join us! Join us! Join us! Join us!
Join us! Join us!
> "What?" Rotor stared at the human, who stared balefully back. Although
he was much
>bigger than Snively, Rotor still took a step back, made uneasy by the
malicious gaze.
> "Him?" whispered Rotor into Bunnie's ear. "Last time I checked, he was
an enemy."
CROW[stupid Bunnie]: He's not evil.
> "Yeah, but seems he hates Nagus more than us," she whispered back.
> "I don't trust him."
> "It ain't up ta us, sugah. It's up ta Sally an' the king...er...Max--Ah
ain't
>ever gonna get used ta that name!"
> "The king?" asked Snively, who had been eavesdropping. "He's in
KnotHole?"
SERVO[Bunnie]: Well he certainly is knot in *my* hole!
> "Of course," said Bunnie. She saw a flicker of terror in the small
human's eyes,
>but he looked away, trying to hide it. "Ah, told ya, we ain't gonna kill ya.
Unlike
>that uncle of yers, we do believe in mercy, sugah. We forgive mistakes...we
won't
>beat ya up fer them."
MIKE[as Bunnie]: Unless it was you who stole the carrot cake from my
windowsill!
> He looked indignant. "He never..."
> "Don't give me that. We all know that Robotnik beat the crap out of
ya."
MIKE: Ya pansy!
> "No..."
> Rotor shook his head. "Are you sure about this, Bunnie?"
> "Dead shore. He's comin' with me."
> Rotor sighed, then finally nodded. "But blindfolded, ok?"
> "All right."
> "I won't give away your precious village, walrus," said Snively. "I'm
against
>Nagus." He looked at Bunnie for a moment. "And Robotnik."
> She walked to the door. "Ya goin' be ok here, Rote?"
CROW[as Rotor]: Could you be a dear, Bunnie, and not talk like that?
> "Oh yeah. Sure you can handle him by yourself?"
> "Yep."
> "Ok. Bye."
> "Bye."
MIKE: Bye.
CROW: Bye.
SERVO: Bye.
[all leave]
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[SOL int.] Mike, Crow and Servo are on the bridge.
CROW: Mike, how could they have southerners on Mobius, anyway?
SERVO: Yeah, and guys with French accents?
MIKE: Well, I think I can answer that with this little didy...
[cue bouncy music]
MIKE[singing]: Mobius is a place where all countries can combine...
-movie sign-
MIKE[singing]: And don't look now, but we've got MOVIE SIGN!
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[all enter and sit]
CROW: That sketch was kind of pointless, wasn't it?
> Bunnie beckoned towards Snively, and he stood up, walking over to her.
Rotor
>handed her a bit of cloth, and she tied it around the human's eyes.
> "Jest in case," she said.
>
SERVO: They put the court juggler in a trunk?
>
> **************
>
>
>
> "Sally, come here," said Bunnie, waving from her hut. "And bring King
Acorn."
> "That's Max," called the king gleefully, who had been trailing behind
Sally.
SERVO[keping back a chuckle]: Max.
> "Whatever. Jest come in here."
>
MIKE: But I thought he was still locked up in the trunk.
SERVO: D'oh!
>
> Sally and Max entered. They saw Bunnie, brushing out her headfur while
peering
>into her mirror. Curled up in her chair, reading, was Snively.
SERVO: Yeah, one of those "action-romances".
> Max briskly strode over, and grabbed him by the collar. He shook him
fiercely.
>"Traitor! What are you doing here?"
CROW: So basicly Snively is a human hackey-sack?
> Snively's eyes widened. Bunnie laid her hand on Max's arm.
"King...er..
>Max, Ah brought him here."
> Max released Snively. "Why? He is a traitor. And dangerous to us."
> Snively straightened his shirt with an indignant sniff.
MIKE[as stupid Bunnie]: He's not evil!
> "He wants ta join us," said Bunnie.
> Sally laughed. "I'm sure."
> "It's true," said Snively, but shut up as King Acorn jabbed his nose.
> "Silence!" The king's brow wrinkled into angry folds. "You will be
judged most
>severely, traitor." Max snatched Snively up again, and slammed him against
the wall.
>"You know the punishment for treason?!" he bellowed.
> Bunnie reached out towards the king, but Sally grabbed her arm. "Don't
Bun.
SERVO[Bunnie]: Who you callin' a bun?
>He's angry...but he'll calm down on his own."
> "Do you?" yelled King Acorn.
SERVO[forcefully]: *Do* you like Leonardo DiCaprio?!?
> If Snively had an animal's ears, he would've flattened them flat
against his
>skull; the loudness of King Acorn's voice both hurt and scared him. He
whimpered
>pitifully, avoiding the king's eyes.
> "Look at me," growled the king, gripping his chin and staring into his
face. "Do
>you know the punishment for treason?"
> "It's death," whined Snively.
MIKE: Correct! You win a brand new gilloutene!
>"God, you're going to kill me..." His eyes suddenly filled with tears. "Go
ahead, kill me.
>Right now."
> "I should. But I am not the total ruler anymore. It is up to the court
of KnotHole
>to decide your punishment."
CROW: The king is such a dope, he wrote and signed his own Magna Carta.
> "I deserve death," whispered Robotnik's nephew.
> King Acorn gazed hard at him. "Do you wish for death?"
> "I...I don't know." Tremors shook his body, and the tears spilled over
his eyes,
>running down his face.
> "Bah." King Acorn threw Snively down onto the bed. "I shall have the
court
>assembled tomorrow. Bring him to the jail, Bunnie. You should've done that
before."
> "But he wasn't tryin' ta escape..."
> "Doesn't matter. He's a clever one. As is Nagus. This could all be a
very
>elaborate trick." Max turned and looked again at Snively, who was wiping the
tears
>from his cheeks. "Remember when you came into the Void the first time?"
> "Of course," said Sally.
> "Well, Nagus imitated me. He shape-shifted. Who's to say that that is
not him?"
>He pointed at Snively.
> Bunnie nodded. "Of course, Yer...Max." She held her hand out for
Snively, who
>took it. She pulled him off the bed.
>
>
> *********************
MIKE: But on the floor there were razor-sharp jacks and they maimed Snively's
feet.
>
>
> She locked the jail cell, then peered through the bars at Snively.
"Sorry.
>Jest precautions, ya know."
SERVO: Jugglers *do* have to be careful, cuz if they drop a pin...
MIKE: Alright, Servo.
> "Yes. But I'm not Nagus." He laughed bitterly.
MIKE[Snivley]: I'm not evil!
> "Ah believe ya." She raised an eyebrow. "Do ya really want ta die?"
> He stared dully at the floor. "No. I don't why. My life is certainly
not worth living."
> "Life is precious."
> "Don't give me your 'inspiring quote of the day' bullshit. Life
sucks." He looked
>over at her, eyes narrowed.
> She sighed. "Ya jest haven't been livin' it right, honey. Ya jest have
taken some
>wrong turns, that's all. But ya can get on the right path, ya know."
CROW: This accent is really starting to annoy me!
MIKE: Just be glad Antoine is nowhere to be found.
> "The shining path of righteousness, eh?" He rolled his eyes
heavenward. "I just
>love fighting for peace and justice, don't I? I mean, I'm a perfect angel
here, no
>sins on this soul."
> She sighed again. "Ya obviously need some help. That sarcasm don't
cover up
>yer goodness, ya know. It shows in every part of ya. Ya can't hide it-ya are
not evil,
>no matter what ya do, ya are not evil."
> "Shut up."
SERVO[Snively]: Your accent is starting to hurt my head.
>He closed his eyes wearily, leaning his head against the stone wall. "I'm
tired."
> Bunnie left the cell, after checking to make sure the door was locked.
He was a
>hard-ass alright. He would admit openly that he was evil, but he wouldn't
admit that
>he had been beaten into it. Born evil, that was it. But never, ever, had he
>been forced into it.
> +AH4Afg-Well, I know ya ain't evil. Ya might act evil, sound evil, but
that's cause
>yer afraid to be good. Ya've forgotten how, but not completely. Ah know it
was ya
>who saved us from those 'bots. It had ta be. Well, Ah will work on ya,
>little one. Robotnik ain't around to hurt ya. Ya don't have ta cover up yer
true
>nature anymore. 'Cause yer true nature is good, and no one around here's gonna
punish
>ya for bein' good an' kind. Don't ya worry.
> Ya'll realize how true my statement is. Life is precious. An' finally,
ya'll get
>ta live it.+AH4Afg-
SERVO: I don't like this fanfic anymore.
MIKE: Hush, Servo, it's almost over.
SERVO: It is?
MIKE: No, I just said that to make you feel better.
SERVO: Whaaaaaaaah!
>
>
>
>
>
> Um...yes. This is the end (Is it sappy or is that just me?).
MIKE: Oh.
>My story was kind of the 'pilot episode' for the third season. So anyone can
make stories
>after this one.
CROW: Let's just pray no one will.
>Nagus is in charge, Robotnik's his lackey, the freedom fighters are going
strong,
>complete with their king, and the Sniveler is going to be judged (and made a
Freedom
>Fighter) yes, surprise surprise!
ALL[singing]: Happy birthday to you...
>
> Anyway, send me comments, or I'll have Nagus send electricity through
your phone,
>completely frying your modem! BWWAAHHHAA...hack...cough...wheeze....
>
>--------------5217F5C0B19C91E5DB46EA14--
>
MIKE: Oh, wasn't that a nice taste of evil for ya?
SERVO: Good night, everybody!
[All leave the theater.]
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[SOL int.] Mike and the bots are talking.
MIKE: You know, for a Sonic fanfic, we really didn't see much of Sonic.
CROW: Yeah. All he did was get stuck in megamuck and get out of it somehow.
-mads sign-
MIKE: So, Pearl, what do you think? Crow's all better, and we're still
enjoying ourselves!
[CASTLE FORRESTER] Pearl and Observer are looking(through the viewer) at Mike
and the bots.
PEARL: So, you're still happy and sane, huh? Well, we'll just see about that!
Brain Guy!
OBSERVER: Yes, madam?
PEARL: I want them gone. Forever!
OBSERVER: Don't you think that's rather harsh?
[Pearl whips out a gun and points it at Observer's brain.]
PEARL: Do it!
OBSERVER: Yes, ma'am.
[Oberver points the ray gun at the ceiling and fires. Pearl laughs evily.]
[SOL int.] Mike and the bots are panicked. Gypsy rushes in.
GYPSY: Guys! We're in trouble! Brain Guy has us frozen in space so we can't
avoid the
lazer fire!
MIKE: Guys, I know I've said this before, but this time I really mean it... I
love you guys!
SERVO: I love you too, Mike!
CROW: Me, too!
GYPSY: This isn't the time nor the place for that, guys! Aaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh!
[Gypsy starts screaming and running around the bridge.]
[CF]
PEARL: Hahahahahahahaha! Enjoy the afterlife, Nelson!
[SOL ext.] We see Earth, with the SOL above it. Suddenly a huge ball of
energy hurtles
from the Earth and hits the SOL.
[SOL int.] The satelite begins to shake. Mike and the 'Bots are hurtled back
and forth.
The lights go out.
ALL: Auggh!!!!
[SOL ext.] The satelite skimms the atmosphere, glowing red. It clears the
upper
layers and flies down to Earth, over the Pacific Ocean.
[SOL int.] Mike and the 'Bots are bracing onto whatever they can.
MIKE: We're gonna hit the water!
[SOL ext.] The Satelite hits the surface of the ocean with a huge splash.
[Another view-underwater, just below surface. The SOL slowly sinks into the
murky depths.]
[SOL int.] The lights grow dim, and we can hear the water pressure against the
hull.
MIKE: Great, now we're underwater!
[Gypsy rushes back in. Suddenly the sound of a submarine radar can be heard.]
GYPSY: Switching to submarine mode! All hands on deck!
MIKE: This thing has a submarine mode?
GYPSY: Cambot! Get me rocket number nine!
[SOL ext.] A propeller protrudes from the rear section and starts spinning,
moving
the SOL forward, stopping it from sinking further.
[SOL int.]
CROW: Mike! We're back on Earth! We can escape!
MIKE: You're right!
[Mike pulls his helmet from episodes 902 and 904 out from under the counter and
puts it on.]
SERVO: Wait, Mike! What about us?
GYPSY: Yeah! You can't just ditch us!
MIKE: Listen, guys. Ever since I got up here...or I guess now it would be
down here...
but, I've wanted to get back to Earth, meet up with my family, and...well...I
really want
you guys to come with me, but...[starts crying]
CROW: Oh, Mike, we'll miss you! But, you will come back for us, right?
MIKE: Of course. Come on, group hug.
[The 'Bots hug Mike, except their arms don't work.]
MIKE: Goodbye, guys. I'll be back soon!
[Mike heads offscreen. He opens the airlock and leaves.]
CROW: Now what do we do?
SERVO: First Joel, and now Mike! What are we, loosers?
GYPSY: Don't worry! We can always get someone else!
CROW: Like who?
GYPSY: I don't know.
[The 'Bots are silent.]
CROW: So... panic in a tightly packed group again?
SERVO: Why not?
[All scream and run around a la episode 512.]
[CASTLE FORRESTER] Pearl is so mad, she could explode.
PEARL: BRAIN GUY! I WANTED THEM TO DIE, NOT ESCAPE!!!!!!!!
OBSERVER: I'm sorry, madam, but-
PEARL: NOW WHO WILL WE SEND STUPID FANFICS AND STORIES?!?
[A teenage pizza man enters. He holds up two pizza boxes.]
PIZZA GUY: Someone here order two large anchovy pizzas?
[Bobo enters.]
BOBO: Oh, that's me! Gimme!
[He takes the pizzas and leaves.]
PIZZA GUY[to Pearl and Observer]: You gonna pay for 'em?
[Pearl looks at Observer and both break into a fit of evil laughter. The Pizza
Guy is
confused.]
PEARL[putting arm around pizza guy]: So, you deliver pizzas, do you?
P.G.: Yes...
PEARL: What's your name?
P.G.: Uh...Jim...
PEARL: Ah, I see... Hit the switch, Bleachy.
OBSERVER: Yes, ma'am.
[fade to black]
JIM: Uh, that'll be $6.50.
[love theme]
written by: Jim Whaley
original fanfic by: Allison M. Fleury
featuring:
Mike Nelson: Michael J. Nelson
Tom Servo: Kevin Murphy
Crow: Bill Corbett
Gypsy: Patrick Brantseg
also featuring:
Pearl Forrester: Mary Jo Pehl
Observer: Bill Corbett
Bobo: Kevin Murphy
with:
voice of Pentagon Official: Mike Nelson
voice of Larry: Kevin Murphy
Magic Voice: Beez McKeever
voice of Cambot: Patrick Brantseg
Bill: Paul Chaplin
and presenting:
Jim Whaley: James A. Whaley
Mystery Science Theater 3000 and characters and situations are trademarks of
Best Brains Inc.
Sonic the Hedgehog and characters are trademarks of SEGA and/or DIC
No insults are intended to anyone.
MST3K created by Joel Hodgson
Fanfic used without permission from author.
thanks to:
Allison M. Fleury
The staff of MST3K
All you guys who love to laugh
c1998, 1999 by Jim Whaley
tj...@aol.com
[stinger]
> "You may call me Max, if you wish."
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other episodes of Science Fiction Theater 1,000,000,000:
101: The Cartoons Combined
102: Off-Road Brawl
103: The Odyssey
104: The New Season
201: Total Turbulence
202: The Ultimate Celebrity Deathmatch
203: Are You Ready to Get $40,000 in 6 Weeks with Only 8 Bucks???!!
204: Sonic Fights Robotnik 6: The Final Battle!
205: The Seminar
206: Inside the Void: King Acorn's Plight
207: The Neelix Claus Series part 1: The Neelix Claus
208: The Neelix Claus Series part 2: Merry Christmas Mr. Chakotay
All can be found easily on Web Site Number Nine,
located at http://pinky.wtower.com/mst3k !
***SNEAK PEEK***
NEXT TIME ON SCIENCE FICTION THEATER 1,000,000,000!
SEASON PRIMERE!
> TITLE: The Starship Captain That Neelix Claus Forgot
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> "I apologise in advance Chakotay."
>
ALL: We'll never forgive you.
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> She had to
> say she agreed, even though the Christmas tree was beautiful.
>
CROW: And it contained all twenty-seven Hallmark Star Trek ornaments.
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Tearing the paper from around the present, Neelix soon discovered
> that he had been given a pair of plastic safety goggles.
CROW: Why? In case he needs to wield celery?
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plus: NEW THEME SONG
NEW PLOT LINE
BUT THE SAME GREAT TASTE!
episode 301: The Neelix Claus part three: The Starship Captain that Neelix
Claus Forgot
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Jim, that Mistie
(#90212)
"This is where the fish lives."
"I KNOW!"
"I'm cahmeeng!"
"You know you should transfer when your English teacher can only speak
Italian."