why did Gingrich quit
bobjef...@yahoo.com
I was working at a company called T. Marzetti
I had a hurt prostateI was forced to do a job that caused me painI told my
boss he said wounded dogs howl and began to danceI complained and was fired
I went to the unemployment hearingI tried to admit medical evidence
the hearing officer would not accept itit was tapedI appealedI losed
I wrote a US attorney hes said if I had appealed he would persecute the state
of GAI produced the appealHe did not replyI wrote Janet Reno
I got a reply from James P Turner he said, I had appealed he would persecute
the state of GAI produced the appealHe did not reply
I sent the letter by registered mailno reply
I traced the letter--USPO said it was not sent
I complained James P Turner Assistant US Attorney General had the PO destroy
records of my letterMr Turner resigned
I was working as a contractor for the state of GA at the time.
I but the proof on the wall of cubicleI was asked to take the letter down
I wrote Newt Gingrich
Then the state tapped my phone (I would hear tv sets and vacum cleaners on my
phone at work) at work and began to stalk me.
Once I told my parents coming
from AZ to meet me at a local mall and someone a blond female who had been
following me in a white van was there.
The state put employees who tested positive for heroin at my cubicle.
It was harassment
I applied for a full time job but the state of GA deliberately misscored my
application
I complained to Newt.
I was escorted off the place under armed guard.
4:30 the day before he announced he was quitted I email this to Matt Drudge
of the Drudgereport.com
7:30 the day he quit I faxed it to the EOUSA.
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Jess Nevins
(snip)
aggida-aggida-aggida....
I gotta stop spiking my orange juice with grain
alcohol.
jess
Tammy Stephanie Davis
Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
Yeah, well I wish you'd stop spiking my juice as well.
It's too early in the morning for delusions.
---TSD(VHAT ZEE HELL VAS THAT?!!)
Carey Krause, DO
>
> bobjef...@yahoo.com wrote:
>
> (snip)
>
> aggida-aggida-aggida....
>
> I gotta stop spiking my orange juice with grain
> alcohol.
>
Maybe your citrus drink just fermented.
BLeeK - Whose husband once ate a bad tangerine and thought the ceiling
fan blades were melting.
Jess Nevins
> :bobjef...@yahoo.com wrote:
> :
> :(snip)
> :
> :aggida-aggida-aggida....
> :
> :I gotta stop spiking my orange juice with grain
> :alcohol.
>
> It's too early in the morning for delusions.
So someone else saw it, too? It wasn't just me?
jess, saw pink bats flying from my walls this morning,
but that wasn't as scary as this
Jess Nevins
>
> Jess Nevins wrote:
> >
> > bobjef...@yahoo.com wrote:
> >
> > (snip)
> >
> > aggida-aggida-aggida....
> >
> > I gotta stop spiking my orange juice with grain
> > alcohol.
> >
>
> Maybe your citrus drink just fermented.
>
> BLeeK - Whose husband once ate a bad tangerine and thought the ceiling
> fan blades were melting.
Oh, I get that too, usually after my 26th cup of coffee.
jess
Diana Deacon
> bobjef...@yahoo.com wrote:
>
> (snip)
>
> aggida-aggida-aggida....
>
> I gotta stop spiking my orange juice with grain
> alcohol.
What, and miss out on two of the essential food groups?
Diana, the Humble Acolyte
Jeffrey Johnson
> Jess Nevins wrote:
> > bobjef...@yahoo.com wrote:
> >
> > (snip)
> >
> > aggida-aggida-aggida....
> >
> > I gotta stop spiking my orange juice with grain
> > alcohol.
> >
>
> BLeeK - Whose husband once ate a bad tangerine and thought the ceiling
> fan blades were melting.
When Good Citrus Goes Bad And Results In The World's Scariest Police
Chases! Sunday, on FOX!
JSJ1TG, see the man who burned his eye STRAIGHT OUT OF THE SOCKET with
grapefruit juice! Too hot to show in commercials!
----------------------------------------------------------
"WE ARE BORG! YOUR WINE AND CHEESE WILL BE ASSIMILATED. WE
WILL ADD THE CULTURAL DISTINCTIVENESS OF YOUR WINE AND
CHEESE TO OUR OWN. IF YOU RESIST US, WE WILL SURRENDER."
-Michael Clear, on if the Borg had assimilated the French.
----------------------------------------------------------
cmeh...@staff.uwsuper.edu
> Carey Krause, DO wrote:
> >
> > Jess Nevins wrote:
> > >
> > > bobjef...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > >
> > > (snip)
> > >
> > > aggida-aggida-aggida....
> > >
> > > I gotta stop spiking my orange juice with grain
> > > alcohol.
> > >
> >
> > Maybe your citrus drink just fermented.
> >
> > BLeeK - Whose husband once ate a bad tangerine and thought the ceiling
> > fan blades were melting.
>
jess, is that the peruvian blend? Or, the good ol' fashioned Irish coffee?
Chris "What are you doing putting coffee in my coffee cup?" Mehring
The HHH of D-Generation X 3000
.sig lost in move. I'm still going through the boxes.
Chris_...@my-dejanews.com
Michael Clear
bobjef...@yahoo.com wrote in message
<748l88$12r$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
It's about time someone had the courage to write this. I bet the fat cats in
power are just wetting themselves now.
Michael Clear
Fight the power!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Michael!!!!! All I can say is **THUD!!!**
You are SO hot! *swoooon*! I would like to have a bit of sexual intercourse
with you, if we should ever meet!
Wooo! (Excuse me. Painkillers.)
--The Midnight Rambler, upon seeing my picture on
the Regulars Page.
www.geocities.com/Hollywood/1253
Spammers: hold up 3 fingers and read my e-mail address
Everyone else: remove read.between.the.lines to e-mail me.
Jules
Jules
Well, it was on the tail of the favorite thing about Christmas thread :-)
Carl Burke
> Tammy Stephanie Davis wrote:
> > Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
[Why Gingrich Doesn't Care]
> > :aggida-aggida-aggida....
> > :
> > :I gotta stop spiking my orange juice with grain
> > :alcohol.
> >
> > It's too early in the morning for delusions.
>
> So someone else saw it, too? It wasn't just me?
Just you? I thought it was just me...
Guess I picked the wrong week to give up Prozac.
> jess, saw pink bats flying from my walls this morning,
> but that wasn't as scary as this
A thick coat of frosting usually puts the bats down,
but the subsequent chocolatey goodness... well, it's
not a pretty sight.
--
--------------------------------------------------
Carl Burke, cbu...@mitre.org -- le nu ko batci mi kei cu zdile
My opinions are mine and mine alone, unless you
agree with them. Then I'll share.
--------------------------------------------------
"Naked blond girls come and go. But drunken love is forever."
-- RATMM's Original Midnight Rambler, Big Rob Fontenot
--------------------------------------------------
Jeffrey Johnson
*parse, parse*
The thing that really galls me is that Janet Reno _refuses_ to appoint an
Independent Prosecutor in this case.
JSJ1TG...this man probably voted...anybody for a good old-fashioned
monarchy?
Chris_R...@nospam.org
> On Fri, 4 Dec 1998 bobjef...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > the hearing officer would not accept itit was tapedI appealedI losed
"I losed"? Well, you sure diddly-dang-did, neighboreeno!
At least he didn't spell it "I loosed."
> *parse, parse*
> JSJ1TG...this man probably voted...anybody for a good old-fashioned
> monarchy?
I don't think we're necessarily in any danger. Let's just encourage him to
crimp his tin foil hat liner a little more carefully.
--
Christopher Roberson Evanston, Illnois
Carey Krause, DO
>
> It's about time someone had the courage to write this. I bet the fat cats in
> power are just wetting themselves now.
>
> Michael Clear
up the chain, I believe I specifically mentioned that I had dental work
done yesterday that HURTS. Just thanks a whole lot for posting this.
BLeeK :-) Owww! SEE?
Carey Krause, DO
>
>
> I don't think we're necessarily in any danger. Let's just encourage him to
> crimp his tin foil hat liner a little more carefully.
>
> --
LOL
Kinda scary that he was able to figure out how to post the message,
isn't it?
BLeeK - Must've read that "Ranting for Idiots" book
The Midnight Rambler
bobjef...@yahoo.com wrote:
> What did he do it?
> I was working at a company called T. Marzetti
>
> I had a hurt prostateI was forced to do a job that caused me painI told my
> boss he said wounded dogs howl and began to danceI complained and was fired
> I went to the unemployment hearingI tried to admit medical evidence
> the hearing officer would not accept itit was tapedI appealedI losed
I'd like to thank Bob Jefferson for clearly stating what needed to be said.
--
A beautiful triple-gainer into the dance floor from
Lonesome Rob Fontenot, The Midnight Rambler
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are...@acad1.stvincent.edu
> > In article <3667E6...@ix.netcom.com>,
> > Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > :bobjef...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > :
> > :(snip)
> > :
> > :
> > :I gotta stop spiking my orange juice with grain
> > :alcohol.
> >
> > Yeah, well I wish you'd stop spiking my juice as well.
> > It's too early in the morning for delusions.
>
> So someone else saw it, too? It wasn't just me?
>
> but that wasn't as scary as this
Actually, this might not make an entirely bad short for a fan-MiST... perhaps
that's how it somehow found its way here.
--G. Falconar
But then, when I saw it, I hoped to GOD I was reading a parody of the classic
paranoid rant...
Jac...@nobodyhome.net
I wouldn't expect anyone to reply to a request typed on a machine that had
no space bar or punctuation keys.
Jack from Taxacola (formerly Pensacola), Florida
James A. Wolf
>Jess Nevins wrote:
>> Tammy Stephanie Davis wrote:
>> > Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>[Why Gingrich Doesn't Care]
>> > :aggida-aggida-aggida....
>> > :
>> > :I gotta stop spiking my orange juice with grain
>> > :alcohol.
>> >
>> > Yeah, well I wish you'd stop spiking my juice as well.
>> > It's too early in the morning for delusions.
>>
>> So someone else saw it, too? It wasn't just me?
>
>Just you? I thought it was just me...
>
>Guess I picked the wrong week to give up Prozac.
>
>> jess, saw pink bats flying from my walls this morning,
>> but that wasn't as scary as this
>
>A thick coat of frosting usually puts the bats down,
>but the subsequent chocolatey goodness... well, it's
>not a pretty sight.
>
>--
"Yep. Big hairy bats." *WHAP! "So how's your mother?"
(Three point ref.)
<*> James A. Wolf - jaw...@tiac.net - www.tiac.net/users/jawolf <*>
"The jawbone of an ass is |"To strive, to seek,|"This is how the world ends,
just as dangerous a weapon |to find, and not to |swallowed in fire, but not in
today as in Samson's time."|yield." |darkness." (Faith manages.)
Richard Nixon |Alfred Lord Tennyson| J. Michael Straczynski
[PLEASE BUY 'THE ULTIMATE HULK' ANTHOLOGY, WITH MY FIRST PUBLISHED STORY!]
Roland Warner
Here's a new release that might explain it for you, Jules! An
unproduced Dr. Seuss movie called "The Yaks in Black". It explains the
disappearance of the Cat in the Hat, the untimely death of Horton and
his Who, exactly where those hats came from, and so much more!
Roland, Here come the Yaks in Black!, Warner
Roland Warner
Tom: Wha- how'd we get in here? We didn't even do any skits outside!
Mike: I dunno, Tom.
bobjef...@yahoo.com wrote:
>
> What did he do it?
Mike: Oh boy, either this guy needs an English class very badly, or I'm
hallucinating again.
> I was working at a company called T. Marzetti
Tom: The "T." is silent.
>
> I had a hurt prostateI was forced to do a job that caused me painI told my
> boss he said wounded dogs howl and began to dance
Crow: Oh my God! Mike, I'm hallucinating too! There are dancing dogs
howling everywhere!
Mike: Whoa there, Crow!
> I complained and was fired
> I went to the unemployment hearingI tried to admit medical evidence
> the hearing officer would not accept itit was tapedI appealedI losed
Tom: I losed? I losed it all, help!
> I wrote a US attorney hes said if I had appealed he would persecute the state
> of GAI
Mike: Persecute? I think this thing was written by someone from AOL.
Crow: Now, Mike, be nice to the AOLers. After all, remember that nice
girl Catherine Johnson?
Mike: Oh boy, do I ever!
> produced the appealHe did not replyI wrote Janet Reno
Tom: And then Ghost Writer wrote back to me, saying "a ten on ReJ"
which made perfect sense!
> I got a reply from James P Turner he said, I had appealed he would persecute
> the state of GAI produced the appealHe did not reply
Crow: So I stalked him night and day, sent him love letters, and even
sent a shout out over the airwaves, and he still didn't respond.
> I sent the letter by registered mailno reply
Mike: I guess the first letters were sent by e-mail.
Crow: Never assume, Mike. That leads to the darkside.
> I traced the letter--USPO said it was not sent
Tom: They couldn't read the address very well when I put
"JamesPturner" "washingtondc".
> I complained James P Turner Assistant US Attorney General had the PO destroy
> records of my letterMr Turner resigned
Crow: Whoa, remind me never to have this guy send me mail!
> I was working as a contractor for the state of GA at the time.
Mike: For those of you who *just* had to know.
> I but the proof on the wall of cubicleI was asked to take the letter down
Crow: It was a huge nuisance for everyone else who was trying to work
over the laughter.
> I wrote Newt Gingrich
Tom: Oh boy, here we go.
Mike: Looks like Newtie's gonna be next!
> Then the state tapped my phone (I would hear tv sets and vacum cleaners on my
> phone at work)
Crow: Grab the tinfoil hats everyone, we've got a loon on the loose!
> at work and began to stalk me.
Mike: All this over some guy being fired? A global conspiracy is after
Bob Jefferson, and it's up to Mulder and Scully to save him!
>
> Once I told my parents coming
> from AZ to meet me at a local mall and someone a blond female who had been
> following me in a white van was there.
Mike: Yeah, I've seen a lot of strange things in Arizona too.
> The state put employees who tested positive for heroin at my cubicle.
Tom: You know somehow, Dilbert's Pointy-Haired Boss is behind this.
Crow: Waitaminute, wasn't he fired??
Mike: I gave up a while back.
>
> It was harassment
Crow: And I didn't have to take it!
> I applied for a full time job but the state of GA deliberately misscored my
> application
Mike: He wrote "why" in the area marked "Do Not Write Here".
>
> I complained to Newt.
Tom: I complained to a salamander.
> I was escorted off the place under armed guard.
Crow: They said they were "psychiatrists" but I knew somehow, they were
"psychodentists".
>
> 4:30 the day before he announced he was quitted I email this to Matt Drudge
> of the Drudgereport.com
Tom: In which Matt responded "Remember, "i" before "e" except after
"c" or when it sounds like "ay" in "weigh" or "neighbor"."
>
> 7:30 the day he quit I faxed it to the EOUSA.
Mike: Remind me never to have him fax me either!
>
> -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
> http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own
Tom: Dejanews, proudly producing net.loons since . . . umm . . .
sometime!
Mike: That's it! Let's go!
<Mike picks up Tom, and leaves, followed by Crow.>
What do you think, sirs?
Roland, anyone else have a conspiracy about being fired?, Warner
[Stinger]
bobjef...@yahoo.com
Plaese call:
U.S. department of Justice
Executive Office of United States Attorneys
202 616-6757
an if they will not help you ask for
Theresa Betucci
Principal Associate Director
In article <366837...@pilot.msu.edu>,
-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
bobjef...@yahoo.com
Plaese call:
U.S. department of Justice
Executive Office of United States Attorneys
202 616-6757
an if they will not help you ask for
Theresa Betucci
Principal Associate Director
In article <Pine.GSO.4.04.98120...@dilbert.ucdavis.edu>,
Jeffrey Johnson <ez04...@mailbox.ucdavis.edu> wrote:
> On Fri, 4 Dec 1998 bobjef...@yahoo.com wrote:
>
> > What did he do it?
> > I was working at a company called T. Marzetti
> >
> > I had a hurt prostateI was forced to do a job that caused me painI told my
> > boss he said wounded dogs howl and began to danceI complained and was fired
> > I went to the unemployment hearingI tried to admit medical evidence
> > the hearing officer would not accept itit was tapedI appealedI losed
> > I wrote a US attorney hes said if I had appealed he would persecute the
state
> > of GAI produced the appealHe did not replyI wrote Janet Reno
> > I got a reply from James P Turner he said, I had appealed he would
persecute
> > the state of GAI produced the appealHe did not reply
> > I sent the letter by registered mailno reply
> > I traced the letter--USPO said it was not sent
> > I complained James P Turner Assistant US Attorney General had the PO
destroy
> > records of my letterMr Turner resigned
> > I was working as a contractor for the state of GA at the time.
> > I but the proof on the wall of cubicleI was asked to take the letter down
> > I wrote Newt Gingrich
> > Then the state tapped my phone (I would hear tv sets and vacum cleaners on
my
> > phone at work) at work and began to stalk me.
> >
> > Once I told my parents coming
> > from AZ to meet me at a local mall and someone a blond female who had been
> > following me in a white van was there.
> > The state put employees who tested positive for heroin at my cubicle.
> >
> > It was harassment
> > I applied for a full time job but the state of GA deliberately misscored my
> > application
> >
> > I complained to Newt.
> > I was escorted off the place under armed guard.
> >
> > 4:30 the day before he announced he was quitted I email this to Matt Drudge
> > of the Drudgereport.com
> >
> > 7:30 the day he quit I faxed it to the EOUSA.
>
> *parse, parse*
>
> The thing that really galls me is that Janet Reno _refuses_ to appoint an
> Independent Prosecutor in this case.
>
> JSJ1TG...this man probably voted...anybody for a good old-fashioned
> monarchy?
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------
> "WE ARE BORG! YOUR WINE AND CHEESE WILL BE ASSIMILATED. WE
> WILL ADD THE CULTURAL DISTINCTIVENESS OF YOUR WINE AND
> CHEESE TO OUR OWN. IF YOU RESIST US, WE WILL SURRENDER."
>
> -Michael Clear, on if the Borg had assimilated the French.
> ----------------------------------------------------------
>
>
-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
Jess Nevins
>
> > > In article <3667E6...@ix.netcom.com>,
> > > Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > > :bobjef...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > > :
> > > :(snip)
> > > :
> > > :
> > > :I gotta stop spiking my orange juice with grain
> > > :alcohol.
> > >
> > > Yeah, well I wish you'd stop spiking my juice as well.
> > > It's too early in the morning for delusions.
> >
> > So someone else saw it, too? It wasn't just me?
> >
> > but that wasn't as scary as this
>
> that's how it somehow found its way here.
>
> --G. Falconar
>
> But then, when I saw it, I hoped to GOD I was reading a parody of the classic
> paranoid rant...
I think it'd make a great subject for a fan MSTing, I agree. It just
made me feel skeevy, is all.
jess
Jess Nevins
>
> Somehow, jess got this message out of Ward E:
> > Carey Krause, DO wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > > bobjef...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > > >
> > > > (snip)
> > > >
> > > > aggida-aggida-aggida....
> > > >
> > > > I gotta stop spiking my orange juice with grain
> > > > alcohol.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Maybe your citrus drink just fermented.
> > >
> > > BLeeK - Whose husband once ate a bad tangerine and thought the ceiling
> > > fan blades were melting.
> >
> > Oh, I get that too, usually after my 26th cup of coffee.
>
> jess, is that the peruvian blend? Or, the good ol' fashioned Irish coffee?
As anyone who saw me at Exoticon or elsewhere can attest to, I'm a
coffee slut - I'll drink most anything, and lots of it.
jess - except for Starbucks, which tastes horrible to me
Jess Nevins
>
> On Fri, 4 Dec 1998, Jess Nevins wrote:
>
> > bobjef...@yahoo.com wrote:
> >
> > (snip)
> >
> > aggida-aggida-aggida....
> >
> > I gotta stop spiking my orange juice with grain
> > alcohol.
>
There's always chocolate and grease, though.
jess - mmmm, grease
Jess Nevins
Actually, we prefer the term, "Differently Saned."
jess, hoping that "bobjefferson" will hie him hence to a
copy of Strunk and White soon.
Stephen Cooke
On Sat, 5 Dec 1998, Jess Nevins wrote:
> There's always chocolate and grease, though.
Isn't that what X-Lax is made out of?
> jess - mmmm, grease
o/~"Go Greased Chocolate, you're gonna make me run a quarter-mile..."o/~
Jeffrey Johnson
> nsanity is a strange thing evidently Mr. Jeffrey Johnson is insane
>
> Plaese call:
>
> U.S. department of Justice
> Executive Office of United States Attorneys
> 202 616-6757
>
> an if they will not help you ask for
> Theresa Betucci
> Principal Associate Director
I think we're all insane, every last one of us, and life is just a game
about seeing who can fake each other out the longest.
JSJ1TG, most of the members of this ng forefeited long ago, thank
goodness.
Jeffrey Johnson
> >
> > nsanity is a strange thing evidently Mr. Jeffrey Johnson is insane
>
jess, have I told you lately that I love you? <smoooch>
JSJ1TG, I'll cook dinner tonight for that one. What do you want?
Jess Nevins
>
> On Sat, 5 Dec 1998, Jess Nevins wrote:
>
>
> Isn't that what X-Lax is made out of?
Maybe the way *you* make it, up there in the
frozen hinterlands (soon to be annexed by the
United States of Imperialism and become the
51st state - nyaahahahaha! *jess twirls his
mustache evilly*) but down here in the Hub Of
The Universe X-Lax without three teaspoons of
cognac is no better than castor oil.
jess - castor? I don't even...well, you know.
Jess Nevins
>
> On Sat, 5 Dec 1998, Jess Nevins wrote:
> > >
> > > nsanity is a strange thing evidently Mr. Jeffrey Johnson is insane
> >
> > Actually, we prefer the term, "Differently Saned."
>
> jess, have I told you lately that I love you? <smoooch>
awww. Back atcha, big guy.
> JSJ1TG, I'll cook dinner tonight for that one. What do you want?
thom kar gai...had some of that last night....mmmmm....
jess - but just because you're buying me dinner, don't expect
you'll get anywhere with me - I may be a cheap date, but not
that cheap.
Roland Warner
>
> Insanity is a strange thing evidently Mr. Chris_Roberson is insane
Hmm, how to top this one . . .
"Paranoia is a strange thing. Evidently Mr. bobjefferson1 is paranoid."
Hmmm, no, that one had correct english in it. Oooh, I know!
"Gammar School is a strange thing evidently Mr. bobjefferson1 can't
comprehend regular english."
There, a little long, but that should do.
>
> Plaese call:
>
> U.S. department of Justice
> Executive Office of United States Attorneys
> 202 616-6757
How's my driving?
>
> an if they will not help you ask for
> Theresa Betucci
> Principal Associate Director
>
That's some strange .sig you have there.
Roland, where did this guy come from??, Warner
Jeffrey Johnson
> > In article <Pine.GSO.4.04.98120...@dilbert.ucdavis.edu>,
> > Jeffrey Johnson <ez04...@mailbox.ucdavis.edu> wrote:
> > >
> > > JSJ1TG...this man probably voted...anybody for a good old-fashioned
> > > monarchy?
>
No. Personally, I think the House of Singman would produce a particularly
effective and long-lived rule.
JSJ1TG, just how _does_ one get to be King, originally?
The Midnight Rambler
Stephen Cooke wrote:
> On Sat, 5 Dec 1998, Jess Nevins wrote:
>
> > There's always chocolate and grease, though.
>
> Isn't that what X-Lax is made out of?
>
> > jess - mmmm, grease
>
> o/~"Go Greased Chocolate, you're gonna make me run a quarter-mile..."o/~
I'll get the Maalox! You know I'll get the Maalox!
You know that ain't no shit... or maybe it is.
Gareth Wilson
> In article <Pine.GSO.4.04.98120...@dilbert.ucdavis.edu>,
> Jeffrey Johnson <ez04...@mailbox.ucdavis.edu> wrote:
> >
> > JSJ1TG...this man probably voted...anybody for a good old-fashioned
> > monarchy?
So you want him to be King?
--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gareth Wilson
Christchurch
New Zealand
e-mail gr...@student.canterbury.ac.nz
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stephen Cooke
On Sat, 5 Dec 1998, Jess Nevins wrote:
> Stephen Cooke wrote:
> >
> > On Sat, 5 Dec 1998, Jess Nevins wrote:
> >
> > > There's always chocolate and grease, though.
> >
> > Isn't that what X-Lax is made out of?
>
> Maybe the way *you* make it, up there in the
> frozen hinterlands (soon to be annexed by the
> United States of Imperialism and become the
> 51st state - nyaahahahaha! *jess twirls his
> mustache evilly*) but down here in the Hub Of
> The Universe X-Lax without three teaspoons of
> cognac is no better than castor oil.
Uh, I guess I agree. But then again, I'm drunk.
> jess - castor? I don't even...well, you know.
Plaster?
swac
Has a vision of a beaver statue, but his logic is all screwed up.
Gareth Wilson
>
> JSJ1TG, just how _does_ one get to be King, originally?
You get the popular assembly to vote you emergency powers to deal with
the crisis. Then you decide the crisis will last for a _long_ time.
That's how the Sumerian kings did it.
Stephen Cooke
On Sat, 5 Dec 1998, The Midnight Rambler wrote:
> Stephen Cooke wrote:
>
> > On Sat, 5 Dec 1998, Jess Nevins wrote:
> >
> > > There's always chocolate and grease, though.
> >
> > Isn't that what X-Lax is made out of?
> >
> > > jess - mmmm, grease
> >
> > o/~"Go Greased Chocolate, you're gonna make me run a quarter-mile..."o/~
>
> I'll get the Maalox! You know I'll get the Maalox!
>
> You know that ain't no shit... or maybe it is.
Well, as Rizzo sings....
There Are Worse Things I Could Poo.
swac
Time for a little hand-jive...
Jules
Average Joe Barlow
<ez04...@mailbox.ucdavis.edu> wrote:
>JSJ1TG, just how _does_ one get to be King, originally?
Some watery tart threw a sword at him.
-AverageJoe: I thought RATMM was an automonymous collective!
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-Kevin Murphy at Exoticon, referring to me
"The difference is that Yoda doesn't run around the
Jedi Council chambers yelling, "Near! <runs around>
Far! <runs back> Near! <runs around> Far! <runs
back>..." -Brewing Tea, explaining the difference
between Yoda and Grover, despite the similarity of
their voices
Ruth McIlhenny
Average Joe Barlow wrote:
>
> On Sat, 5 Dec 1998 14:49:06 -0800, Jeffrey Johnson
> <ez04...@mailbox.ucdavis.edu> wrote:
>
> >JSJ1TG, just how _does_ one get to be King, originally?
>
> Some watery tart threw a sword at him.
>
> -AverageJoe: I thought RATMM was an automonymous collective!
Now we see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being
repressed!
Toodles!
Ruth
flaming_cat
The watery tart *does* have a name, you know.
flaming_cat
that movie is second only to Life of Brian
Jess Nevins
Thank you, Cat.
My name is Jess. But you can call me Stella.
jess - except for Ruth, who can call me anything
she wants - I'm a-skeered of her
Ruth McIlhenny
Jess Nevins wrote:
>
> flaming_cat wrote:
> >
> > In article <366EA48D...@gator.net>, ru...@gator.net says...
> > >
> > >
> > >Average Joe Barlow wrote:
> > >>
> > >> On Sat, 5 Dec 1998 14:49:06 -0800, Jeffrey Johnson
> > >> <ez04...@mailbox.ucdavis.edu> wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >JSJ1TG, just how _does_ one get to be King, originally?
> > >>
> > >> Some watery tart threw a sword at him.
> > >>
> > >> -AverageJoe: I thought RATMM was an automonymous collective!
> > >
> > >Now we see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being
> > >repressed!
> > >
> > >Toodles!
> > >Ruth
> >
> > The watery tart *does* have a name, you know.
>
> Thank you, Cat.
>
> My name is Jess. But you can call me Stella.
Well, you can call me Al.
>
> jess - except for Ruth, who can call me anything
> she wants - I'm a-skeered of her
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ruth
Jess Nevins
>
> Jess Nevins wrote:
> >
> > flaming_cat wrote:
> > >
> > > In article <366EA48D...@gator.net>, ru...@gator.net says...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Average Joe Barlow wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> On Sat, 5 Dec 1998 14:49:06 -0800, Jeffrey Johnson
> > > >> <ez04...@mailbox.ucdavis.edu> wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> >JSJ1TG, just how _does_ one get to be King, originally?
> > > >>
> > > >> Some watery tart threw a sword at him.
> > > >>
> > > >> -AverageJoe: I thought RATMM was an automonymous collective!
> > > >
> > > >Now we see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being
> > > >repressed!
> > > >
> > > >Toodles!
> > > >Ruth
> > >
> > > The watery tart *does* have a name, you know.
> >
> > Thank you, Cat.
> >
> > My name is Jess. But you can call me Stella.
>
> Well, you can call me Al.
Just don't call you late for crumpets and tea?
> > jess - except for Ruth, who can call me anything
> > she wants - I'm a-skeered of her
>
> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
She's reveling in her power, folks! Run for the hills!
jess
Mike Ralls
> On Sat, 5 Dec 1998 14:49:06 -0800, Jeffrey Johnson
> <ez04...@mailbox.ucdavis.edu> wrote:
>
> >JSJ1TG, just how _does_ one get to be King, originally?
In real life the first King is usually just a lucky soldier.
A,A,M&K
And apparently they have unisex bathrooms there, because, as we all
know...
We Go Together.
>swac
>Time for a little hand-jive...
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, wahooo-yeah!