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RIP Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light

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Doug Elrod

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Apr 11, 2012, 4:49:26 PM4/11/12
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I don't know if he was ever mentioned on MST3K, but at one point,
perhaps in a fever dream, I imagined that one might make an
interesting host segment in the Castle Forrester era involving him....

Pearl hires T.K. to redecorate the castle, and the Great Room ends up
with small cozy cottages nestled on every ledge and walkway, candles
peeking out of every window! (a line of oh-so-cute cottages with wisps
of smoke wafting up from their chimneys on the mantel of the Great
Fireplace? It's ODD!)

Punchline: Naturally, this results in an "infestation of
HOBBITS" (cue the top of Kevin Murphy's head, in a curly wig, walking
through the lower part of the frame).

-Doug Elrod (d...@cornell.edu) ;-)
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