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Tammy Stephanie Davis
which is posted on the CNN website. It's a hoot.
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Florida government searching for exotic dancers
April 15, 1999
Web posted at: 1:28 PM EDT (1728 GMT)
MIAMI (Reuters) - The state of Florida is advertising for "exotic
dancers" willing to work nights, 40 hours a week, for $11 an hour.
In the same way it searches for candidates for other tough-to-fill
jobs, Florida is searching for strippers after the small town of
Stuart told state officials it had so much trouble finding dancers it
wanted to import foreign workers.
But under the U.S. Alien Labor Certification Program, which is
designed to protect American workers, Florida must first search
locally for job candidates before employers are allowed to import
foreigners, a Florida Department of Labor administrator said Thursday.
"We have to determine ... in fact, there are no legally authorized
workers available for that job," administrator Linda King said.
So, in the case of the east Florida nightclub, the state took out a
help-wanted ad.
"Exotic dancer 40 hrs per week, 7pm-3am" reads the ad placed in the
Palm Beach Post. Job requirements include: "Four years experience in
the job offered. Perform modern and acrobatic dances, coordinating
body movements to musical accompaniment. Choreographs own dance
movements."
"Send resume to Dept. of Labor/Bureau of Workforce Program Support."
Copyright 1999 Reuters. All rights reserved. This material may not be
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---TSD(And who says there isn't a job for everyone?) ;)
Michael Clear
Tammy Stephanie Davis wrote in message <6y9S2.1168$hl6....@news.itd.umich.edu>...
Damn, what's the address? I hope that, when I get the job, you'll all come and see me
dance. I'll be calling myself Enchantra, Queen of the Night.
Michael Clear
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TCurryFan
>A friend of my recommended that I check out the following article which is
>posted on the CNN website. It's a hoot.
Shouldn't that be, "It's a hooter"?
Catherine Johnson.
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on Florida Job Search.... (some snippage required; void where prohibited)
>Florida government searching for exotic dancers
>
> April 15, 1999
> Web posted at: 1:28 PM EDT (1728 GMT)
>
> MIAMI (Reuters) - The state of Florida is advertising for "exotic
> dancers" willing to work nights, 40 hours a week, for $11 an hour.
Damn... there goes my theory this is a well paid job...
is there dental?
>
> "Exotic dancer 40 hrs per week, 7pm-3am" reads the ad placed in the
> Palm Beach Post. Job requirements include: "Four years experience in
> the job offered
How am I going to *get* experience if no one will give me a chance?!!! I can't
afford to do an internship...
. Perform modern and acrobatic dances, coordinating
> body movements to musical accompaniment. Choreographs own dance
> movements."
damn...now I have to know how to choreograph, too? Oh, forget it.
> "Send resume to Dept. of Labor/Bureau of Workforce Program Support."
you do it. I'm bitter.
Angela
Jess Nevins
>
> A friend of my recommended that I check out the following article
> which is posted on the CNN website. It's a hoot.
>
>
> Florida government searching for exotic dancers
(snip)
Trust me, the tips are no good, and the patrons all
have wandering hands.
jess - don't they, Noah?
Tammy Stephanie Davis
TCurryFan <tcur...@aol.com.net> wrote:
:And that's the bottom line, 'cuz Tammy Stephanie Davis" said so!
:
:>A friend of my recommended that I check out the following article which is
:>posted on the CNN website. It's a hoot.
:Shouldn't that be, "It's a hooter"?
Touche' :)
---TSD(Our tax dollars at work for a good cause!)
thayer marie preece
>Florida government searching for exotic dancers
> MIAMI (Reuters) - The state of Florida is advertising for "exotic
> dancers" willing to work nights, 40 hours a week, for $11 an hour.
i saw this on ap headlines, maybe they should apply...
MEDDELIN, Colombia, The Colombian water polo team,
trying to raise enough money to get to the world championships,
is promising, "The Full Monty" in a one-time-only strip-tease show.
The unlikely male strippers hope to earn the $32,000 needed
to travel to Essen, Germany, in May with next Thursday's show
at a disco. Only women will be admitted, at $12 a ticket.
A poster advertising Thursday's show features five naked players,
shown from neck to knee, with the single player facing forward
covering his groin with a water polo ball.
"We don't have the best bodies. But we're prepared to take it
all off for just one night," the poster says.
The atheletes are taking two hours a day away from practice
for dancing lessons with a ballet teacher.
Thayer Marie Preece
t-pr...@students.uiuc.edu
:)
Michael Grasso
thayer marie preece wrote in message <7ffj2o$1ra$1...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>...
couple of questions here.
1) medellin, eh... this idea makes me wonder... do colombians actually
sprinkle cocaine on their special K in the morning?
2) "we don't have the best bodies..." and they play WATER POLO? it must be
the kind of water polo you play while floating in huge inner tubes.
mike, and besides, who wants to see men strip anyway? we're goofy and
lumpy...
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thayer marie preece
>mike, and besides, who wants to see men strip anyway? we're goofy and
>lumpy...
true, but then again everyone needs a good laugh every now and then...
:)
Thayer Marie Preece
t-pr...@students.uiuc.edu
...proud to admit that she thinks men look funny naked...(no offense)
Julia
>
> "Michael Grasso" <mgr...@sprynet.com> writes:
>
> >mike, and besides, who wants to see men strip anyway? we're goofy and
> >lumpy...
In all the right places?
> true, but then again everyone needs a good laugh every now and then...
> :)
Having never been to a Chippendale's show, I can only speculate on the
humor potential.
> Thayer Marie Preece
> t-pr...@students.uiuc.edu
> ...proud to admit that she thinks men look funny naked...(no offense)
Julia - begins life drawing this week in art class, and may see a naked
(sorry, "unclothed") man for the first time in... um... a while. Not
that I'll be thinking about that, of course. No, I'll be the serious art
student that I am and try hard NOT to notice. I'm sure I can pull it
off. Really. I mean, what kind of person would be interested in it as
anything OTHER than art? Yeah, this oughta be a piece of ca-
NO CARRIER
thayer marie preece
>Julia - begins life drawing this week in art class, and may see a naked
>(sorry, "unclothed") man for the first time in... um... a while. Not
>that I'll be thinking about that, of course. No, I'll be the serious art
>student that I am and try hard NOT to notice. I'm sure I can pull it
>off. Really. I mean, what kind of person would be interested in it as
>anything OTHER than art? Yeah, this oughta be a piece of ca-
actually the first time i ever saw a guy naked in person (i had seen one
on tv thanx to a very interesting spanish movie) was in an art class and
i was supposed to draw him. when i got to uh...that bit...well i don't
think i blushed...
well not too badly at least...
i mean it's not like i was staring or anything...
um, nevermind...
Diana Deacon
> Julia - begins life drawing this week in art class, and may see a naked
> (sorry, "unclothed") man for the first time in... um... a while. Not
> that I'll be thinking about that, of course. No, I'll be the serious art
> student that I am and try hard NOT to notice. I'm sure I can pull it
> off. Really. I mean, what kind of person would be interested in it as
> anything OTHER than art? Yeah, this oughta be a piece of ca-
>
> NO CARRIER
Ah, Julia, thanks for bringing back fond memories :) For awhile, one of my
responsibilities was organizing our continuing education art classes. I've
always said that you've got to love your work when you can legitimately go
around asking well-built guys if they'd like to take their clothes off for
money...
But never fear, dear net.sister. I've been a student in life classes,
too, and you get over the initial embarassment very quickly. Just think
of it as a still life.
You know, with kiwi fruit...and banana...
**NO CARRIER**
Diana, the Humble Acolyte
Thinking of adding a session on Sketching the Wild Jess to the next RATMM
on the Rock
Julia
>
> On Mon, 19 Apr 1999, Julia wrote:
>
> > Julia - begins life drawing this week in art class, and may see a naked
> > (sorry, "unclothed") man for the first time in... um... a while. Not
> > that I'll be thinking about that, of course. No, I'll be the serious art
> > student that I am and try hard NOT to notice. I'm sure I can pull it
> > off. Really. I mean, what kind of person would be interested in it as
> > anything OTHER than art? Yeah, this oughta be a piece of ca-
> >
> > NO CARRIER
>
> Ah, Julia, thanks for bringing back fond memories :) For awhile, one of my
> responsibilities was organizing our continuing education art classes. I've
> always said that you've got to love your work when you can legitimately go
> around asking well-built guys if they'd like to take their clothes off for
> money...
You mean... I've been doing this illegitimately this whole time?
> But never fear, dear net.sister. I've been a student in life classes,
> too, and you get over the initial embarassment very quickly. Just think
> of it as a still life.
We had a female model yesterday and you're right, it was initially a
little weird, but overall it was really interesting to work from a human
form. I really like the drawings I did.
Tomorrow we have a male model.
> You know, with kiwi fruit...and banana...
You're making me hungry, Diana.
Julia - in search of passionfruit
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Michael Clear
Julia wrote in message <371E33...@rocketmail.com>...
>Diana Deacon wrote:
>>
>> On Mon, 19 Apr 1999, Julia wrote:
>>
>> > Julia - begins life drawing this week in art class, and may see a naked
>> > (sorry, "unclothed") man for the first time in... um... a while. Not
>> > that I'll be thinking about that, of course. No, I'll be the serious art
>> > student that I am and try hard NOT to notice. I'm sure I can pull it
>> > off. Really. I mean, what kind of person would be interested in it as
>> > anything OTHER than art? Yeah, this oughta be a piece of ca-
>> >
>> > NO CARRIER
>>
>> Ah, Julia, thanks for bringing back fond memories :) For awhile, one of my
>> responsibilities was organizing our continuing education art classes. I've
>> always said that you've got to love your work when you can legitimately go
>> around asking well-built guys if they'd like to take their clothes off for
>> money...
>
>You mean... I've been doing this illegitimately this whole time?
>
>> But never fear, dear net.sister. I've been a student in life classes,
>> too, and you get over the initial embarassment very quickly. Just think
>> of it as a still life.
>
>We had a female model yesterday and you're right, it was initially a
>little weird, but overall it was really interesting to work from a human
>form. I really like the drawings I did.
>
I have to ask, did this model say things like, "Can everyone see me okay. You in the
back, can you see my breasts? I can stick them out more if you want. Should I spread
my legs out wider?"
>Tomorrow we have a male model.
>
GAH!
>> You know, with kiwi fruit...and banana...
>
>You're making me hungry, Diana.
>
>Julia - in search of passionfruit
Hey Julia, I got a passion fruit for you. Just let me reach into my pants and get it.
(Julia beats Mike over the head with a baseball bat for his crude remark. As mike
loses consciousness, he manages to pull an actual passion fruit out of his pants
pocket. Julia feels bad for a moment then says, "Ah well," and goes off to get some
chicken wings.)