Bonnie May <b...@cornell.edu> wrote: >So you better knock it off right now. This means you, mister jess >nevins.
>--Bon-"I only did it to prove a point"-nie May
Thanks Bonnie...what would I do witho......HEY!
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (c...@midway.uchicago.edu) Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman well and truly uncomfortable now "I didn't mean it when I said I hope the cable in the elevator snaps when you step on board. And I was joking when I said I hope you crack your head and get mangled by the downstairs revolving door. And I was kidding when I said I hope the #103 bus hits and makes a pancake out of you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, isn't it amazing what a woman in love will do?" Christine Lavin
>In article <4gng4n$...@newsstand.cit.cornell.edu> b...@cornell.edu (Bonnie May) writes: >>So you better knock it off right now. This means you, mister jess >>nevins.
>hey, she let me know she wanted it changed, i changed it.
>jeez...some people...just `cause you're married to each other is no >reason to take each other's sides all the time...
Bon "I am the Spanish Goddess" nie May and I are not married (yet) you're think ing of Barbara. Quit slandering people who've never made the mistake of pro- posing to me...there are going to be enough people regretting it when I show up in their hotel room in a nightie.
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (c...@midway.uchicago.edu) Inestructible Gouda Llama Woman: or does this qualify as libel? "I didn't mean it when I said I hope the cable in the elevator snaps when you step on board. And I was joking when I said I hope you crack your head and get mangled by the downstairs revolving door. And I was kidding when I said I hope the #103 bus hits and makes a pancake out of you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, isn't it amazing what a woman in love will do?" Christine Lavin
In article <4gng4n$...@newsstand.cit.cornell.edu> b...@cornell.edu (Bonnie May) writes: >So you better knock it off right now. This means you, mister jess >nevins.
hey, she let me know she wanted it changed, i changed it.
jeez...some people...just `cause you're married to each other is no reason to take each other's sides all the time...
In article <DnAyuF....@midway.uchicago.edu> c...@midway.uchicago.edu (Christine Malcom) writes: >>In article <4gng4n$...@newsstand.cit.cornell.edu> b...@cornell.edu (Bonnie May) writes: >>>So you better knock it off right now. This means you, mister jess >>>nevins. >>hey, she let me know she wanted it changed, i changed it. >>jeez...some people...just `cause you're married to each other is no >>reason to take each other's sides all the time...
>Bon "I am the Spanish Goddess" nie May and I are not married (yet) you're think >ing of Barbara. Quit slandering people who've never made the mistake of pro- >posing to me...there are going to be enough people regretting it when I show >up in their hotel room in a nightie.
well, *I* wouldn't regret that....
besides, do we know for sure that Bonnie & Barbara aren't the same person? For that matter, it seems like there are a lot of people here who post under another name.
Michael Emond and Greg E. Blair and Jamie Matt and Sampo Paul Critser and Robert Mobbs
the list just keeps going...
jess, who is using the Bad Newsreader & hopes this gets out...
> (Christine Malcom) writes: >>(Bonnie May) writes: >>>>So you better knock it off right now. This means you, mister jess >>>>nevins. >>>hey, she let me know she wanted it changed, i changed it. >>>jeez...some people...just `cause you're married to each other is no >>>reason to take each other's sides all the time...
>>Bon"I am the Spanish Goddess" nie May and I are not married (yet) you're think >>ing of Barbara. Quit slandering people who've never made the mistake of pro- >>posing to me...there are going to be enough people regretting it when I show >>up in their hotel room in a nightie.
>well, *I* wouldn't regret that....
really? *christine makes a mental note of this*
>besides, do we know for sure that Bonnie & Barbara aren't the same >person? For that matter, it seems like there are a lot of people here >who post under another name.
Because not all of us have this split personality problem. Christine I am and Christine I shall be.
>Michael Emond and Greg E. >Blair and Jamie >Matt and Sampo >Paul Critser and Robert Mobbs
The Mike and Steve Brigades The Dynamic Christine Duo
>the list just keeps going... >jess, who is using the Bad Newsreader & hopes this gets out...
It did, but now everyone knows about your secret identity...
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (c...@midway.uchicago.edu) Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who already knew about it "I didn't mean it when I said I hope the cable in the elevator snaps when you step on board. And I was joking when I said I hope you crack your head and get mangled by the downstairs revolving door. And I was kidding when I said I hope the #103 bus hits and makes a pancake out of you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, isn't it amazing what a woman in love will do?" Christine Lavin
In article <31307ce8.876...@nntp.snsnet.net> pmuel...@airnet.net (Phil Mueller) writes: >in <4god0p$...@sundog.tiac.net> >someone claiming to be kal...@tiac.net (John Nevins) wrote:
>>... For that matter, it seems like there are a lot of people here >>who post under another name.
>>Michael Emond and Greg E. >>Blair and Jamie >>Matt and Sampo >>Paul Critser and Robert Mobbs
>John Nevins and jess nevins
I only do that when my Good Carrier is suffering from one of its all-too-common complaints. This carrier...gah..just ask Cinammon Minx about the problems with TIAC.
I'm still reading posts here from the beginning of February.
ObMST3K: Any news on MST figures yet? I mean, I for one sure don't have enough things to spend my money on...and actually my computer looks rather bare without anything on it, so what better to adorn it than Crow, Tom and Gypsy?
John Nevins aka jess aka Slippy the Wonder Weasel wrote:
: besides, do we know for sure that Bonnie & Barbara aren't the same : person? For that matter, it seems like there are a lot of people here : who post under another name.
: Michael Emond and Greg E. : Blair and Jamie : Matt and Sampo : Paul Critser and Robert Mobbs
Previously on "The Man with the Power", sme...@bu.edu (Sid Varma) wrote:
>John Nevins aka jess aka Slippy the Wonder Weasel wrote:
>: besides, do we know for sure that Bonnie & Barbara aren't the same >: person? For that matter, it seems like there are a lot of people here >: who post under another name.
>: Michael Emond and Greg E. >: Blair and Jamie >: Matt and Sampo >: Paul Critser and Robert Mobbs
>: the list just keeps going...
>It turns out Sid Varma and I are the same person.
Sid Varma: The Same Person
Bill L. I just... *can't*... STOP!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ b...@Traveller.COM http://www.Traveller.COM/~bill Best if Used by Date on Label
>>Bon "I am the Spanish Goddess" nie May and I are not married (yet) you're think >>ing of Barbara. Quit slandering people who've never made the mistake of pro- >>posing to me...there are going to be enough people regretting it when I show >>up in their hotel room in a nightie.
What kind of nightie? Does it at least cover your naughty bits? No offense, but I rather hope so.
>besides, do we know for sure that Bonnie & Barbara aren't the same >person? For that matter, it seems like there are a lot of people here >who post under another name. >Michael Emond and Greg E. >Blair and Jamie >Matt and Sampo >Paul Critser and Robert Mobbs
By day, I post as an ordinary Graduate Student named Bonnie May. . .
. . . but by night, as Agent J.
--Bon-"or as Xena, Warrior Princess, since it amounts to the same thing"-nie May
"I think the Maypo wants them." --Servo responds to the ascending goo in "First Spaceship on Venus" [211]
Bonnie May <b...@cornell.edu> wrote: >Quoth kal...@tiac.net (John Nevins):
>>>Bon "I am the Spanish Goddess" nie May and I are not married (yet) you're think >>>ing of Barbara. Quit slandering people who've never made the mistake of pro- >>>posing to me...there are going to be enough people regretting it when I show >>>up in their hotel room in a nightie.
>What kind of nightie? Does it at least cover your naughty bits? No >offense, but I rather hope so.
All of my bits are very good, or so I've been told (Christime Malcom is Pinocchio, can this header be far behind?)
>>besides, do we know for sure that Bonnie & Barbara aren't the same >>person? For that matter, it seems like there are a lot of people here >>who post under another name.
>>Michael Emond and Greg E. >>Blair and Jamie >>Matt and Sampo >>Paul Critser and Robert Mobbs
>By day, I post as an ordinary Graduate Student named Bonnie May. . .
>. . . but by night, as Agent J.
>--Bon-"or as Xena, Warrior Princess, since it amounts to the same >thing"-nie May
In an ongoing battle to use my given name, I recently suffered a blow when some one I know was reading over my shoulder and said "Why do they call you Christine...is that like another persona?" *sigh*
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (c...@midway.uchicago.edu) Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who would choose Loretta if she wanted an alternate persona "I didn't mean it when I said I hope the cable in the elevator snaps when you step on board. And I was joking when I said I hope you crack your head and get mangled by the downstairs revolving door. And I was kidding when I said I hope the #103 bus hits and makes a pancake out of you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, isn't it amazing what a woman in love will do?" Christine Lavin
In article <DnG43E....@midway.uchicago.edu> c...@midway.uchicago.edu (Christine Malcom) writes: >Bonnie May <b...@cornell.edu> wrote: >>Quoth kal...@tiac.net (John Nevins):
>>>>Bon "I am the Spanish Goddess" nie May and I are not married (yet) you're think >>>>ing of Barbara. Quit slandering people who've never made the mistake of pro- >>>>posing to me...there are going to be enough people regretting it when I show >>>>up in their hotel room in a nightie.
>>What kind of nightie? Does it at least cover your naughty bits? No >>offense, but I rather hope so.
>All of my bits are very good, or so I've been told (Christime Malcom
>>>>>Bon "I am the Spanish Goddess" nie May and I are not married (yet) you're think >>>>>ing of Barbara. Quit slandering people who've never made the mistake of pro- >>>>>posing to me...there are going to be enough people regretting it when I show >>>>>up in their hotel room in a nightie.
>>>What kind of nightie? Does it at least cover your naughty bits? No >>>offense, but I rather hope so.
>>All of my bits are very good, or so I've been told (Christime Malcom >is Pinocchio, can this header be far behind?) >>
>well, it wasn't my nose you made grow...
yes, astronomical rates of increase in nagging self-doubt is really my specialty
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (c...@midway.uchicago.edu) Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman: Will undermine self-worth for food "I didn't mean it when I said I hope the cable in the elevator snaps when you step on board. And I was joking when I said I hope you crack your head and get mangled by the downstairs revolving door. And I was kidding when I said I hope the #103 bus hits and makes a pancake out of you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, isn't it amazing what a woman in love will do?" Christine Lavin
c...@midway.uchicago.edu (Christine Malcom) writes: >Bonnie May <b...@cornell.edu> wrote:
>>By day, I post as an ordinary Graduate Student named Bonnie May. . .
>>. . . but by night, as Agent J.
>>--Bon-"or as Xena, Warrior Princess, since it amounts to the same >>thing"-nie May >In an ongoing battle to use my given name, I recently suffered a blow when some one I know was reading over my shoulder and said "Why do they call you >Christine...is that like another persona?" *sigh* >Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who would choose Loretta if she wanted an >alternate persona
On-line, I used to go by the name 'Chirpy the Mutant Hellbeast.'
But that was before I discovered that 'Mike Barklage' is a perfectly goofy name in and of itself.
Mike Barklage... perfectly goofy
barkl...@ucsu.colorado.edu -- MSTie #19634 -- For Ed Wood items, MSTings, and the ST:Voyager MSTing archive, http://rtt.colorado.edu/~barklage/home.html "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." - G. Carlin
>> >>>>Bon "I am the Spanish Goddess" nie May and I are not married (yet) you're think >> >>>>ing of Barbara. Quit slandering people who've never made the mistake of pro- >> >>>>posing to me...there are going to be enough people regretting it when I show >> >>>>up in their hotel room in a nightie.
>> >>What kind of nightie? Does it at least cover your naughty bits? No >> >>offense, but I rather hope so.
>> >All of my bits are very good, or so I've been told (Christime Malcom >> is Pinocchio, can this header be far behind?) >>
>> well, it wasn't my nose you made grow...
>It was his begonias.
Don't be silly, Mike...it's winter in Boston they're aren't any begonias at this time of y.....oh...OH!
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (c...@midway.uchicago.edu) Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman SHOCKED! I tell you SHOCKED! "I didn't mean it when I said I hope the cable in the elevator snaps when you step on board. And I was joking when I said I hope you crack your head and get mangled by the downstairs revolving door. And I was kidding when I said I hope the #103 bus hits and makes a pancake out of you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, isn't it amazing what a woman in love will do?" Christine Lavin
> Mike Barklage <barkl...@ucsu.Colorado.EDU> wrote: > >c...@midway.uchicago.edu (Christine Malcom) writes: > >>In an ongoing battle to use my given name, I recently suffered a blow when some one I know was reading over my shoulder and said "Why do they call you > >>Christine...is that like another persona?" *sigh* > >>Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman who would choose Loretta if she wanted an > >>alternate persona > >On-line, I used to go by the name 'Chirpy the Mutant Hellbeast.' > >But that was before I discovered that 'Mike Barklage' is a perfectly goofy > >name in and of itself.
> Trust me folks: your names are NOT that bad. I know whereof I speak.
My dad claims to have known a guy in high school called Charlie Fartz. It gets better - there was also a girl in his class named Virginia Fuchs. Worse, there was a girl called Bertha Bell Buttz, who later got married and became Bertha Bell Bottoms.
Q at USC who feels a little better about her own name now
nick...@primenet.com (nicklby) writes: >As do I. I actually found my last name in a comic bo ... I mean, >graphic novel ... as a sound effect. Spiderman hit a wall, and the >resulting sound was my last name.
So when Spidey hit the wall, the sound he made was "nicklby"?
Mike Barklage... is that like yelling "hodgka" when you get burned?
barkl...@ucsu.colorado.edu -- MSTie #19634 -- For Ed Wood items, MSTings, and the ST:Voyager MSTing archive, http://rtt.colorado.edu/~barklage/home.html "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." - G. Carlin
> >As do I. I actually found my last name in a comic bo ... I mean, > >graphic novel ... as a sound effect. Spiderman hit a wall, and the > >resulting sound was my last name.
> So when Spidey hit the wall, the sound he made was "nicklby"?
No, it was 'Montini'. What can I say, animators get bored.
Jay Middleton
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>On 1 Mar 1996, Mike Barklage wrote: >> nick...@primenet.com (nicklby) writes:
>> >As do I. I actually found my last name in a comic bo ... I mean, >> >graphic novel ... as a sound effect. Spiderman hit a wall, and the >> >resulting sound was my last name.
>> So when Spidey hit the wall, the sound he made was "nicklby"? >No, it was 'Montini'. What can I say, animators get bored.
Hold on a sec. You think I'm E.J. Montini? E.J. MONTINI?
(nicklby collapses from laughter. He claws his way back to the computer)
This is as good as people thinking Q is Jennifer Aniston.
nicklby For the uninformed, E.J. Montini is a columnist with the Arizona Republic, and sorry, Jay, but you're way, way off.
>In article <4h5unp$...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>, nicklby ><nick...@primenet.com> wrote: >>As do I. I actually found my last name in a comic bo ... I mean, >>graphic novel ... as a sound effect. Spiderman hit a wall, and the >>resulting sound was my last name. >Your last name is Spa-ZUNCH?
Wonderful. Now you have me wondering what, exactly, Spiderman would have to hit in order to produce my last name as a sound effect ... I think it would involve at least one piece of wicker furniture, but I'm not sure.
Note to Mr. Spa-ZUNCH: Would you rather have found your name as a sound effect in a Don Martin cartoon?
ikaros, pleased to not be named spladdap. -- ika...@infinet.com http://www.infinet.com/~ikaros I will not vote for Mr. Dole, I will not vote for Ross the troll I would not, could not vote for Phil, I could not vote for Mr. Bill I simply could not vote for Pat, I'd rather vote for Socks the cat I don't think I can vote Lamar, and Mr. Dornan goes too far... -- me & Badger, "The Dr. Seuss Guide to the 1996 Election"
>ika...@infinet.com (ikaros) wrote: >>Note to Mr. Spa-ZUNCH: Would you rather have found your name as a sound >>effect in a Don Martin cartoon? >I don't know. It might be cool to be named Plotz.
Uhm ... you *do* know what "plotz" means in Yiddish, don't you?
>>ikaros, pleased to not be named spladdap.
... althoug it occurred to me that 'fwee-GINK!' (described by Don Martin as "the sound made by Olive Oyl falling through a sewer grating and being saved by her nose") might be cool ...
ikaros, on second thought, i'll just stick with ikaros. -- ika...@infinet.com http://www.infinet.com/~ikaros SPACE GHOST: Moltar! Damage report! MOLTAR: I just hurled in my helmet. -- Space Ghost Coast To Coast
> >> As do I. I actually found my last name in a comic bo ... I mean, > >> graphic novel ... as a sound effect. Spiderman hit a wall, and the > >> resulting sound was my last name.
> >> I'm certain I'm the only one in here with that claim to fame.
> >> nicklby > >> well, other than Czaplinski, of course.
> >Indeed: Imagine the effect on my when, as a child, I saw Batman > >slug The Joker and the cue card of "CZAPLINSKI!" came up across > >the screen.
> >Scarred me for life
> >Mike "Really, though, my last name turned up on a Duncan Hines cake > >mix TV commercial in the late 70's..." Czaplinski
> My last name appears to belong to a famous choreographer, and > he's suing me to get it back.
Actually, my family was, according to family legend, forced out of Eurpoe around the time of the Civil War(The "American Civil War, of course"(ref that one, you literate fools)) by the real Rothschilds, when we attempted to claim that we were related. Therefore, may I make a proposal? Let's marry, change our name to Rothschild-Ashton(or Ashton-Rothschild if you prefer, but in case of a divorce, I get the Plaza) and take revenge n our enemies by singign John Jacob-Jingle-Heimer-Smith until their ears bleed. d. rothschild "We can live in Ohio,"
nicklby wrote: > >Save MST Cabal <b...@dana.ucc.nau.edu> wrote: > >>On 1 Mar 1996, Mike Barklage wrote: > >>> nick...@primenet.com (nicklby) writes: > >>> >As do I. I actually found my last name in a comic bo ... I mean, > >>> >graphic novel ... as a sound effect. Spiderman hit a wall, and the > >>> >resulting sound was my last name. > >>> So when Spidey hit the wall, the sound he made was "nicklby"? > >>No, it was 'Montini'. What can I say, animators get bored. > >Hold on a sec. You think I'm E.J. Montini? E.J. MONTINI?
> >(nicklby collapses from laughter. He claws his way back to the > >computer)
> >This is as good as people thinking Q is Jennifer Aniston.
Well, look at yourself. You live in Arizona (prob. Phoenix). According to your sig you're a member of the liberal media. That kind of narrows it down. I'm going to have to say.....Benson? No, wait, I'm going to have to stick with Montini.
And BTW, Q _IS_ Jennifer Aniston. C'mon, she's immersed in pop culture. How could she not know who Jennifer Aniston is? She's a film student/MSTie. You're telling me she _hasn't_ seen Leprechaun? Get with it, man!
Jay Middleton Whose newsreader seems to be eating up posts again, so I have to go with Livingston's post. Sorry if you wrote anything else, n.
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