A Birthday Message
ChanaRivka
I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in wishing my
favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
Happy Birthday, Noah. May you grow like the mighty oak.
Jungle Goddess
MSTie #54796
"Chunky guys attract people. That's a known given fact." -- Tom Servo
Jess Nevins
ChanaRivka wrote:
>
> I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in wishing my
> favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
Hey, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Noah!
> Happy Birthday, Noah. May you grow like the mighty oak.
Especially one branch? :-)
jess
Hotchka
Jungle Goddess writes:
>I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in wishing
my
>favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
Happy Birthday Noah!
And may you have many, many more!
>Happy Birthday, Noah. May you grow like the mighty oak.
Hey, that's naughty!
>Jungle Goddess
>MSTie #54796
>"Chunky guys attract people. That's a known given fact." -- Tom Servo
That is so true...
Shelby
hot...@aol.com
Hopes to have a doughy guy of her very own someday...
Noah Singman
ChanaRivka wrote:
> I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in wishing
> my favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
Why, thank you, my beloved, lovely, talented and generally all-around
wonderful (and that's not just my opinion) wife.
I am a very lucky guy, indeed.
> Happy Birthday, Noah. May you grow like the mighty oak.
Hey! I've always had a high forehead.
Noah
MST#59539
I'd marry her if we weren't already married.
Noah Singman
Jess Nevins wrote:
> ChanaRivka wrote:
> > I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in
> > wishing my favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
> Hey, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Noah!
Oh, thank you, Jess. Thank you so bloody much. :-)
> > Happy Birthday, Noah. May you grow like the mighty oak.
> Especially one branch? :-)
There are limits to what even God can do, Jess. :-)
Noah
MST#59539
*sugh*
Noah Singman
Judith Jacobs wrote:
> Mazel tov, Noah!
Thank you, Judith. I'm glad you de-lurked at such an opportune time.
:-)
Noah
MST#59539
Now if I could just find my cane . . .
Jess Nevins
Could the Lord make a branch so huge that....
nah, I'd better not continue. :-)
jess - how many angels can dance on the head of a WHAT?
Nuveeeeena
In article <337EF4...@ix.netcom.com>, Jess Nevins
<jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>ChanaRivka wrote:
>>
>> I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in wishing
my
>> favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
>
>Hey, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Noah!
Heya Hippy hippy hip hippy hip hippy Happy (SHAKE!!) Birthday Noah!!!
>> Happy Birthday, Noah. May you grow like the mighty oak.
>Especially one branch? :-)
You better be-leaf it!!!
C. Bourgeois
MST # 2724
Noah Singman
MST Clone wrote:
> Jungle Goddess wrote:
> > I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in
> > wishing my favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday
> So I decided to take advantage of this holiday to stop lurking and get
> out there. Happy birthday. But remember, dciding who lives and dies is
> already taken. You'll just have to ask for something else.
Thank you for the kind wishes, Jonathan, and welcome to de-lurking
status. Good to have you here.
And I can live without deciding who lives and who dies.
Noah
MST#59539
Can I pick RATMMstress costumes for the next 'Con? :-)
Noah Singman
Jess Nevins wrote:
> Noah Singman wrote:
> > Hey! I've always had a high forehead.
> You've got a high overhead?
> You didn't when we were dating. I--
> Oh. "Forehead." Never mind.
Gentile. :-)
You're just saying all this to flush out Rick Thorne by trying to make
him jealous. Well, forget it. It won't work - he knows better.
Noah
MST#59539
And you'll just confuse poor Pam all over again. :-)
Noah Singman
Lorelle Anderson wrote:
> Happy birthday to you!
> Happy birthday to you!
> I'm so glad you're not dead yet!
> Happy birthday to you!
> Lorelle
> giving Noah a *hug*
Awww, thanks, Lorelle. Thanks for the wishes, and thanks for dropping
by. We've missed you!
Noah
MST#59539
When Connie read this to me, we were both hysterical. :-)
Jess Nevins
Noah Singman wrote:
>
> Jess Nevins wrote:
>
> > Noah Singman wrote:
> > > Hey! I've always had a high forehead.
>
> > You've got a high overhead?
>
> > You didn't when we were dating. I--
>
> > Oh. "Forehead." Never mind.
>
> Gentile. :-)
well, you got me there :-)
> You're just saying all this to flush out Rick Thorne by trying to make
> him jealous. Well, forget it. It won't work - he knows better.
Oh, I think I know him better than you, sweetie. :-)
> Noah
> MST#59539
> And you'll just confuse poor Pam all over again. :-)
Pam, pay no attention to anything I say, okay?
jess
Stephen Cooke
Noah,
Belated very merry non-unbirthday to you!
Or something like that.
The tie is in the mail.
Stephen Cooke
Halifax, NS
am...@chebucto.ns.ca
http://www.chebucto.ns.ca/~am082/Profile.html
"Sometimes I go off into my own little world...
But that's okay; they know me there."-AJ
What this country needs is plenty of...
/\/\ /-\ \ / | |~~~
/ \ | | X | |__
/ \\-/ / \ | |___
nicklby
On 18 May 1997 06:18:49 GMT, chana...@aol.com (ChanaRivka) wrote:
>I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in wishing my
>favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
>
>Happy Birthday, Noah. May you grow like the mighty oak.
May I be among the countless many to wish Mr. Singman a merry
anniversary of a painful day in his mother's life.
Congratulations on not dying for another year, Noah.
nicklby
what? me cynical about birthdays?
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A. No one seems to know for sure.
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clogged with superfluous web pages
http://www.primenet.com/~nicklby
Noah Singman
Hotchka wrote:
> Jungle Goddess writes:
> >I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in
> > wishing my favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
> Happy Birthday Noah!
> And may you have many, many more!
Thank you, Shelby.
> >Happy Birthday, Noah. May you grow like the mighty oak.
> Hey, that's naughty!
I wish. :-)
> >"Chunky guys attract people. That's a known given fact." -- Tom Servo
> That is so true...
Oh, sure. You say that now, but back in high school you never gave me
the time of day. And don't try and cover it up with irrelevancies like,
"but I never heard of you before you got here." :-)
> Hopes to have a doughy guy of her very own someday...
Oh, she's done it now. And they're off!
Noah
MST#59539
Thanks again, Shelby.
MST Clone
Jungle Goddess wrote:
>I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in wishing
my
So I decided to take advantage of this holiday to stop lurking and get out
there. Happy birthday. But remember, dciding who lives and dies is already
taken. You'll just have to ask for something else.
Jonathan #56558
Jess Nevins
Noah Singman wrote:
>
> ChanaRivka wrote:
>
> > I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in wishing
>
> Why, thank you, my beloved, lovely, talented and generally all-around
> wonderful (and that's not just my opinion) wife.
>
> I am a very lucky guy, indeed.
>
>
You've got a high overhead?
You didn't when we were dating. I--
Oh. "Forehead." Never mind.
jess
Erin66E
Have a good one!
[writing "Noah Singman's 37th" above Purnell Roberts on my MST calendar]
Erin Evans, MSTie # 71925
"But, you looked at pigs, and there's a tire...you had a lot of fun!"-Mike, ep #621
Evan Talbott
ChanaRivka wrote:
> I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in
> wishing my
> favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
>
> Happy Birthday, Noah. May you grow like the mighty oak.
And I think I can definently see WHY you'd want him to grow...
--
Evan Talbott (be...@erols.com)
MST# 72138
"It's not easy having a good time...even smiling makes my face ache" -
Dr. Franken-Furter
Judith Jacobs
chana...@aol.com (ChanaRivka) wrote:
>I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in wishing my
>favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
>
>Happy Birthday, Noah. May you grow like the mighty oak.
>
>MSTie #54796
>"Chunky guys attract people. That's a known given fact." -- Tom Servo
>
Mazel tov, Noah!
Lorelle Anderson
I'm hijacking the post that Noah Singman <sin...@soho.ios.com> wrote:
>Jess Nevins wrote:
>
>> ChanaRivka wrote:
>> > I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in
>> > wishing my favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
I'm so glad you're not dead yet!
Happy birthday to you!
Lorelle
giving Noah a *hug*
* Lorelle Anderson * land...@ids2.idsonline.com * devotchka *
"What kind of car is it?"
"It's a little Jaguar."
"Oh." *pause* "It looks like a hearse."
Raven
Judith Jacobs <art...@AOL.com> wrote:
>chana...@aol.com (ChanaRivka) wrote:
>>I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in wishing my
>>favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
>>
>>Happy Birthday, Noah. May you grow like the mighty oak.
>>
>>Jungle Goddess
>>MSTie #54796
>>"Chunky guys attract people. That's a known given fact." -- Tom Servo
>>
>Mazel tov, Noah!
Happy Birthday, Noah!
<"You say it's your birthday............">
Raven
ra...@hgo.net|MSTie # [3B16]
Plummer
Stephen Cooke wrote:
>
> Noah,
>
> Belated very merry non-unbirthday to you!
>
> Or something like that.
>
What he said.
> The tie is in the mail.
>
The tie is in the mall.
Jamie
Pepper
Erin66E wrote:
Happry birthday, Noah! Here's to 37 more! And 37 more, and 37
more...well, with medicine going at the rate it is... ;}
Pepper
Geez, seems like everyone's born in May!
CLMoon
Plummer <jcp9j!@virginia.edu> wrote:
>What he said.
Well, at least he'll be able to find it.
Happy Birthday, Noah.
--
CLMoon MSTie 30205
Larry MacGregor
well, heck, you big ol' wingnut, if I'd known it was your birthday, I'd
have let you get the "Ripples" points . . .
here, have a couple anyway.
Larry, fty5k /0
Rick Thorne
In article <19970518101...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
chana...@aol.com (ChanaRivka) wrote:
> I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in wishing my
> favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
>
> Happy Birthday, Noah. May you grow like the mighty oak.
To my favorite oscillating oaken onyx-head,
Happy birthday, y'old barnacle. Beaf-witted, beslubbering barnacle, that is...
> "Chunky guys attract people. That's a known given fact." -- Tom Servo
It's a gravitational thing. Or high static electricity. Or something.
--
? Rick Thorne ? "I'm quite illiterate, ?
? software engineer by day ? but I read a lot" ?
? harried father of two by night ? J. D. Salinger ?
? rick....@lmco.com ? ?
? Note: posted address changed to reduce obnoxious replies ?
Tim ludd
NOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Happy Belated!
Are we gonna get any leftover cake?
J/K, Happy Birthday man!
Timludd
Mistie #71923
LaurelynCS
Noah, a belated traditional French chanson to celebrate your birthday!
[belting it out, _not_ wearing anything strapless]
Bon anniversair-uh,
Les veux sont plus sincer-uh,
Voulez-vous couchez avec...
Zut alors! Ce n'est pas correct! So much for my accelerated French...
Hope it was happy,
Laurelyn
Chris Gleason
ChanaRivka wrote in article <19970518101...@ladder02.news.aol.com>.
..
>I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in wishing
my
>favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
Happy Birthday TVs Frank!
Oh, wait....
>Happy Birthday, Noah.
That's what I meant. Happy, happy, happy, Noah!
> May you grow like the mighty oak.
But what about his forehead?
>Jungle Goddess
>MSTie #54796
>"Chunky guys attract people. That's a known given fact." -- Tom Servo
I'm now in a debate amongst myself whether that line or "Going there since
1987" should be my personal trademark line.
--
Not as chunky as I used to be, though,
Chris Gleason
chris...@aol.com
http://members.aol.com/chrisglson
http://members.aol.com/chrisglson/sftg.html <---- check out my e-column!
Chris Gleason
Hotchka wrote in article <19970518154...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
>>"Chunky guys attract people. That's a known given fact." -- Tom Servo
>
>That is so true...
>
>Shelby
>hot...@aol.com
>Hopes to have a doughy guy of her very own someday...
DOUGHY GUY APPLICATION, RESUBMITTED:
NAME: Christopher James Gleason
AGE: 23
HEIGHT: 5'7"
WEIGHT: 195
[REST OF APP DELETED AS INSIGNIFICANT]
--
Or you could just become my RATMM cyberbride,
Chris Gleason
Stephen Cooke wrote in article ...
>> > The tie is in the mail.
>>
>> The tie is in the mall.
>
>The toe is on the mole.
The pearl is in the river.
--
The pearl is in the liver!,
Evan Talbott
Lorelle Anderson wrote:
> I'm hijacking the post that Noah Singman <sin...@soho.ios.com> wrote:
>
> >Jess Nevins wrote:
> >
> >> ChanaRivka wrote:
> >> > I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in
> >> > wishing my favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
>
> Happy birthday to you!
> Happy birthday to you!
> I'm so glad you're not dead yet!
> Happy birthday to you!
>
> Lorelle
> giving Noah a *hug*
> * Lorelle Anderson * land...@ids2.idsonline.com * devotchka *
Wow! You're back! Where you been all this time?
As your husband I believe it's my duty to care.
Evan Talbott
Chris Gleason wrote:
Uh oh... I sense a cascade coming on....
GemMemory
Previously on RATMM, the "Chris Gleason" <mow...@cts.com> from the year
5000! ejaculated:
>Stephen Cooke wrote in article ...
>
>>> > The tie is in the mail.
>>>
>>> The tie is in the mall.
>>
>>The toe is on the mole.
>
>The pearl is in the river.
>
>The pearl is in the liver!,
The lunatic is on the grass.
Ian W. <insert teenage-angst David Gilmour guitar solo.wav> Hill
Still not in the damned FAQ
Bite, ME
"Cinema is far too rich and powerful a medium to be merely left to the storytellers." ---Peter Greenaway
Bill Livingston
Previously on "Suddenly Susan", ChanaRivka wrote:
>I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in wishing my
>favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
>
Happy 37th, Noah! Lunch is on me! (Ewww! This shirt is ruined!)
Bill L.
D-d-d-doughy guys!!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
bi...@Traveller.COM http://www.hsv.tis.net/~bill
Best if Used by Date on Label
Carl Burke
Nuveeeeena wrote:
> Jess Nevins writes:
...
> >> Happy Birthday, Noah. May you grow like the mighty oak.
>
> You better be-leaf it!!!
Aw, we all know his bark is worse than his bite!
--
Barcode, happy birthday, from one 37-year-old sap to another :)
--------------------------------------------------
Carl Burke, cbu...@mitre.org -- Morde me, iuvat
My opinions are mine and mine alone, unless you
agree with them. Then I'll share.
--------------------------------------------------
"Sometimes a man just needs the feel of a llama."
- Col. Di
--------------------------------------------------
Noah Singman
Raven wrote:
> Happy Birthday, Noah!
Thank you, Raven!
> <"You say it's your birthday............">
How do you transliterate a guitar riff? :-)
Noah
MST#59539
Good song.
Noah Singman
Stephen Cooke wrote:
> Belated very merry non-unbirthday to you!
Thanks, Stephen!
> Or something like that.
Oh, that'll do. :-)
> The tie is in the mail.
Wow! A genuine VIA railroad tie? I've always wanted one of those!
Noah
MST#59539
Or did you mean a (gasp!) noose, er, necktie?
Noah Singman
CLMoon wrote:
> Plummer <jcp9j!@virginia.edu> wrote:
> >The tie is in the mall.
> Well, at least he'll be able to find it.
Sadly, yes. :-)
> Happy Birthday, Noah.
Thanks, CLM!
Noah
MST#59539
I know I can't be the only one who dislikes neckties . . .
Noah Singman
Plummer wrote:
> Stephen Cooke wrote:
> > Belated very merry non-unbirthday to you!
> > Or something like that.
> What he said.
Thanks, Jamie.
> > The tie is in the mail.
> The tie is in the mall.
And there it will stay! :-)
Noah
MST#59539
When I retire, they all burn!
Noah Singman
nicklby wrote:
> May I be among the countless many to wish Mr. Singman a merry
> anniversary of a painful day in his mother's life.
Thank you, nicklby. I'll print this one and send it to Mother. She'll
appreciate not being alone in thinking I'm a pain. :-)
> Congratulations on not dying for another year, Noah.
Not as long as there's a chance we'll have another 'Con!
> nicklby
> what? me cynical about birthdays?
No! Not a chance. :-)
Noah
MST#59539
Q. When is nicklby's birthday?
A. No one seems to know for sure.
Noah Singman
Tammy Stephanie Davis wrote:
> Yo, Noah! Have a good one! :)
Thank you, Tammy! Though I admit I was a bit nervous about the
possibility that the message might have read "Evil 100, Section 5/18."
:-)
Noah
MST#59539
Personally, I think I'd be Evil 105, but fortunately it's moot. :-)
Noah Singman
Larry MacGregor wrote:
> well, heck, you big ol' wingnut, if I'd known it was your birthday, I'd
> have let you get the "Ripples" points . . . here, have a couple anyway.
Thanks, Larry. I'll take all the points I can get. :-)
Noah
MST#59539
Wingnut? I'd better bolt. :-)
Noah Singman
Tim ludd wrote:
> NOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
> Happy Belated!
Thanks, Tim!
> Are we gonna get any leftover cake?
It's pumpkin pie, and after the younger two (Ian and Brenna) get through
with it, there ain't nuthin' left! :-)
Noah
MST#59539
I'll take pumpkin pie over most cakes . . .
Noah Singman
Rick Thorne wrote:
> To my favorite oscillating oaken onyx-head,
Wow! I thought you were holding that one until I hit 40!
> Happy birthday, y'old barnacle. Beaf-witted, beslubbering barnacle,
> that is...
I'm honored. And it's good to see your .sig again. How are you and the
Colonel and the girls?
Noah
MST#59539
Real life getting in the way of important stuff? :-)
Noah Singman
to...@fred.net wrote:
> Long may your button be pressed! Um, uh, oh... well... you know what I
> mean...
I'm afraid so. :-)
> Happy Birthday!
Thank you, Tom!
Noah
MST#59539
Push the button, Jungle Goddess. :-)
Noah Singman
Bill Livingston wrote:
> Happy 37th, Noah! Lunch is on me! (Ewww! This shirt is ruined!)
Thanks! And have you been hanging out at Callahan's, Bill?
> Bill L.
> D-d-d-doughy guys!!
To the tune of cha-cha-cha-chia pet? :-)
Noah
MST#59539
When next (first?) we meet, I'll buy lunch. :-)
DJenkinsii
Happy 37th, Noah....
--Djenk
"Keep thinkin' it'll be alright If I just get on the road.
If I run I can free my worried mind. Keep thinkin' of the day I die, when I'll lose my heavy load. But I wouldn't want to leave you behind." -Semisonic, "If I Run"
MDowns
ChanaRivka wrote:
>
> I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in wishing my
> favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
>
Ah yes. 37. Those were the days. As you approach the top of the hill, I
hope you take enjoyment from all life offers. Happy birthday.
M.A.Downs MSTie #66536
to...@fred.net
ChanaRivka (chana...@aol.com) wrote:
: I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in wishing my
: favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
: Happy Birthday, Noah. May you grow like the mighty oak.
Long may your button be pressed! Um, uh, oh... well... you know what I
mean...
Happy Birthday!
--
To...@Fred.Net
http://www.fred.net/tomr
"Boston is a great sports town. Shame it doesn't have any teams."
Noah Singman
Chris Gleason wrote:
> That's what I meant. Happy, happy, happy, Noah!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, Chris!
Noah
MST#59539
What happened in 1987?
Noah Singman
Raven wrote:
> Noah Singman <sin...@soho.ios.com> wrote:
> >Thank you, Raven!
> No Prob. I'll be hitting <cough><cough>42<cough><cough> in September!
But that's the answer to life, the universe and everything! :-)
Noah
MST#59539
Be sure to let us know when in September!
David Anderson
Fairly reliable sources inform me that chana...@aol.com (ChanaRivka) wrote:
>I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in wishing my
>favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
>
>Happy Birthday, Noah. May you grow like the mighty oak.
Noah, you magnificent mammophile! I've read your books!
Well, I tried, anyway...how come all the pages are stuck together? ;)
Happy birthday!
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Sheryl Gere
Happy Belated Birthday Noah!
Sheryl, sorry this is late, I've been off-line a bit
--
"The"Sheryl(MSTie#12802)
B5 fan, Filker and bookaholic
Stephen Cooke
On Mon, 19 May 1997, Plummer wrote:
> Stephen Cooke wrote:
> > The tie is in the mail.
>
> The tie is in the mall.
The toe is on the mole.
Stephen Cooke
Halifax, NS
am...@chebucto.ns.ca
http://www.chebucto.ns.ca/~am082/Profile.html
"Sometimes I go off into my own little world...
But that's okay; they know me there."-AJ
What this country needs is plenty of...
/\/\ /-\ \ / | |~~~
/ \ | | X | |__
/ \\-/ / \ | |___
Bill Livingston
Previously on ""Sci-Fi Trader", GemMemory wrote:
>Previously on RATMM, the "Chris Gleason" <mow...@cts.com> from the year
>5000! ejaculated:
>>Stephen Cooke wrote in article ...
>>>>
>>>> The tie is in the mall.
>>>
>>>The toe is on the mole.
>>
>>
>>The pearl is in the liver!,
>
>The lunatic is on the grass.
The Squab is in the hole.
Bill L.
Cascade? In RATMM? Don't be ridiculous!
Noah Singman
Erin66E wrote:
> Have a good one!
Thank you, Erin!
> [writing "Noah Singman's 37th" above Purnell Roberts on my MST
> calendar]
I'm honored.
Noah
MST#59539
I feel old, though. :-)
Noah Singman
Pepper wrote:
> Happry birthday, Noah! Here's to 37 more! And 37 more, and 37
> more...well, with medicine going at the rate it is... ;}
Thank you, Pepper! After three 37s, I should be completely debt free!
> Pepper
> Geez, seems like everyone's born in May!
Oh, we've got lots of other months (Jungle Goddess, for example, hits
the big %*&^$@*#$ [ow!] next month). :-)
Noah
MST#59539
Now on my second set of 37.
Noah Singman
Nuveeeeena wrote:
> Heya Hippy hippy hip hippy hip hippy Happy (SHAKE!!) Birthday Noah!!!
Well, one day I will B-52. :-) I hope. Thank you, Carol!
> You better be-leaf it!!!
Ouch. The Dhagwan will be angwy with you. :-)
Noah
MST#59539
There are so many nice people here . . .
Mark Silva
Happy birthday, Noah. For your birthday, I got you the
funniest line I've read in months:
"There are many good reasons not to become a clown (i.e.,
they're evil, wholly unfunny creatures in league with the
Man-goat)..." -- M.J.Nelson
Hope you enjoyed it.
--
Mark Silva, msi...@mail.utexas.edu
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the
traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history.
and cultual.
David Anderson
Fairly reliable sources inform me that Noah Singman wrote:
>Noah
>Now on my second set of 37.
Noah, you put those right back where you found them. I'm sure Ms. Pedon
needs them far more than you do.
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Raven
Noah Singman <sin...@soho.ios.com> wrote:
>Raven wrote:
>> Noah Singman <sin...@soho.ios.com> wrote:
>> >Thank you, Raven!
>> No Prob. I'll be hitting <cough><cough>42<cough><cough> in September!
>But that's the answer to life, the universe and everything! :-)
Noah, that's what Dr. Hawking maintains....I guess I'll find out in a
few months! <g>
>MST#59539
>Be sure to let us know when in September!
20th.
Raven
ra...@hgo.net|MSTie # [3B16]
Carl Burke
Rick Thorne wrote:
...
> To my favorite oscillating oaken onyx-head,
>
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My opinions are mine and mine alone, unless you
agree with them. Then I'll share.
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Chris Gleason
Noah Singman wrote in article <338136...@soho.ios.com>...
>> That's what I meant. Happy, happy, happy, Noah!
>
>Thank you, thank you, thank you, Chris!
>
>Noah
>MST#59539
>What happened in 1987?
That was the year I started high school and subsequently decided to become
an Official Wise-Ass (R).
--
I remember it like it was...
well... ten years ago,
Chris Gleason
chris...@aol.com
http://members.aol.com/chrisglson
http://members.aol.com/chrisglson/sftg.html <---- check out my e-column!
Origami Duck
MDowns <RC...@IMGATE.WUSTL.EDU> wrote:
>ChanaRivka wrote:
>>
>> I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in wishing my
>> favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
>>
>Ah yes. 37. Those were the days. As you approach the top of the hill, I
>hope you take enjoyment from all life offers. Happy birthday.
Noah,
Continuing in this vein, while you're up there on that hill don't
forget to enjoy the view. And look out for oxygen deprivation.
rob
And did I mention, one happy birthday to you? Well then, Happy
Birthday to you!
(check for 50 e-points enclosed folded inside these electrons)
Noah Singman
LaurelynCS wrote:
> Noah, a belated traditional French chanson to celebrate your birthday!
> [belting it out, _not_ wearing anything strapless]
You'll never get to be a warrior princess that way. :-)
> Bon anniversair-uh,
> Les veux sont plus sincer-uh,
> Voulez-vous couchez avec...
Madamoiselle! S'il te plait! J'ai une femme, et elle est tres
dangereux! <sourire> Et je ne suis pas trop vieux.
> Zut alors! Ce n'est pas correct! So much for my accelerated French...
It was quite French, though. :-)
> Hope it was happy,
Indeed, and you and my other friends here helped make it even more so.
Noah
MST#59539
Constance, puis j'avoir des femmes sans vetements pour l'anniversaire?
Noah Singman
David Anderson wrote:
> Noah, you magnificent mammophile! I've read your books!
> Well, I tried, anyway...how come all the pages are stuck together? ;)
Blounge damage? :-)
> Happy birthday!
Thank you, David! Hope everything's improving by you.
Noah
MST#59539
David was only kidding about the pages, you know. :-)
Noah Singman
Origami Duck wrote:
> MDowns <RC...@IMGATE.WUSTL.EDU> wrote:
> > Ah yes. 37. Those were the days. As you approach the top of the hill,
> > I hope you take enjoyment from all life offers. Happy birthday.
Thank you, Maureen! I saw this before I saw your original post, so I
hope Rob will indulge me as I thank you for the kind words. And start
tumbling down the other side of the hill.
> Continuing in this vein, while you're up there on that hill don't
> forget to enjoy the view. And look out for oxygen deprivation.
I'll try not to stare at the RATMMstresses from this wonderful vantage.
:-)
> And did I mention, one happy birthday to you? Well then, Happy
> Birthday to you!
Thank you, paper-folding water fowl!
> (check for 50 e-points enclosed folded inside these electrons)
Wow! That's more than I'd get in about . . . 45 years!
Noah
MST#59539
50 e-points! Wow! But these are positro- BOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!
Noah Singman
Sheryl Gere wrote:
> Happy Belated Birthday Noah!
Thank you, THE!
> Sheryl, sorry this is late, I've been off-line a bit
Oh, that's OK - I know right now you've got bigger fish to fry. I hope
everything went well in Gaithersburg.
Noah
MST#59539
Have you thought about looking in the NY metro area? I know a mediocre
farmhouse you could rent cheap. :-)
Evan Talbott
Chris Gleason wrote:
>
> Noah Singman wrote in article <338111...@soho.ios.com>...
> >Raven wrote:
> >
> >> Happy Birthday, Noah!
> >
> >Thank you, Raven!
> >
> >> <"You say it's your birthday............">
> >
> >How do you transliterate a guitar riff? :-)
>
> BWOW-dow-dow-dow-WOW-dooooow-dow-dow
> BWOW-dow-dow-dow-WOW-dooooow-dow-dow
> (key change)
> BWOW-dow-dow-dow-WOW-dooooow-dow-dow
> (key change)
> BWOW-dow-dow-dow-WOW-dooooow-dow-dow
>
> (key change)
> BWOW-dow-dow-dow-WOW-dooooow-dow-dow
> (key change)
> BWOW-dow-dow-dow-WOW-dooooow-dow-dow
>
> >Noah
> >MST#59539
> >Good song.
>
> *Great* song.
> (1-pt ref)
Isn't that the Pepsi commercial with the Coke and Pepsi delivery guys
listening to the jukebox? One of them says "good song", and the other
one says "GREAT song"...
--
Evan Talbott (be...@erols.com)
MST# 72138
"It's not easy having a good time...even smiling makes my face ache" -
Dr. Franken-Furter
Sheryl Gere
In article <338268...@soho.ios.com>,
Noah Singman <sin...@soho.ios.com> wrote:
>Sheryl Gere wrote:
>
>> Happy Belated Birthday Noah!
>
>Thank you, THE!
"They call me THE Sheryl!"
Sorry, dunno what happened there...
>> Sheryl, sorry this is late, I've been off-line a bit
>
>Oh, that's OK - I know right now you've got bigger fish to fry. I hope
>everything went well in Gaithersburg.
Oh everything went fine in Gaithersburg...but the interview was in Towson!
But seriously, other than it being a placement service, the interview
went fine...
>Noah
>MST#59539
>Have you thought about looking in the NY metro area? I know a mediocre
>farmhouse you could rent cheap. :-)
But then I'd be within reasonable driving distance of my family...
:)
Sheryl, don't make me visit more than I have to...
Noah Singman
David Anderson wrote:
> Fairly reliable sources inform me that Noah Singman wrote:
> >Now on my second set of 37.
> Noah, you put those right back where you found them. I'm sure Ms. Pedon
> needs them far more than you do.
Since any other response would offend the beauteous and oft-praised
Jungle Goddess, I'll assent.
And aren't you a bit too young to appreciate Robin Pedon, one of the
premiere big-bust models of the 70s? And haven't I asked you that
before?
Noah
MST#59539
I've been reading those magazines since before many RATMMers were born!
Jeffrey Johnson
On Mon, 19 May 1997, Chris Gleason wrote:
> Hotchka wrote in article <19970518154...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
>
>
> >>"Chunky guys attract people. That's a known given fact." -- Tom Servo
> >
> >That is so true...
> >
> >Shelby
> >hot...@aol.com
> >Hopes to have a doughy guy of her very own someday...
>
>
> DOUGHY GUY APPLICATION, RESUBMITTED:
>
> NAME: Christopher James Gleason
> AGE: 23
> HEIGHT: 5'7"
> WEIGHT: 195
>
> [REST OF APP DELETED AS INSIGNIFICANT]
> --
> Or you could just become my RATMM cyberbride,
Oh, ho! Yet another suitor enters the fray! I hope you brought a pistol;
I only have this set of two.
JSJ1TG, excuse me while I slip into this, um...heavy flannel...vest...
This Space For Rent [jsjo...@ucdavis.edu]
Noah Singman
Carl Burke wrote:
> Aw, we all know his bark is worse than his bite!
If I were a twee, what kind of twee would I be?
> Barcode, happy birthday, from one 37-year-old sap to another :)
Thank you, Carl. A bit sappy, but thank you.
Noah
MST#59539
Quite a contingent of we seniors here, eh?
Noah Singman
DJenkinsii wrote:
> Happy 37th, Noah....
Thanks, Djenk!
Noah
MST#59539
I graduated high school 20 years ago . . .
Noah Singman
Mark Silva wrote:
> Happy birthday, Noah. For your birthday, I got you the
> funniest line I've read in months:
> "There are many good reasons not to become a clown (i.e.,
> they're evil, wholly unfunny creatures in league with the
> Man-goat)..." -- M.J.Nelson
> Hope you enjoyed it.
Thank you, Mark - a good line indeed. And in gratitude for your kind
wishes and gift, I give you one of my top 5 favorite lines of Season 8:
"This guy was never in heaven. He was kicked out of community theater!"
(also M.J. Nelson)
Noah
MST#59539
Eagerly awaiting seasons 9, 10, 11, 12, . . .
Chris Gleason
Noah Singman wrote in article <338111...@soho.ios.com>...
>Raven wrote:
>
>> Happy Birthday, Noah!
>
>Thank you, Raven!
>
>> <"You say it's your birthday............">
>
>How do you transliterate a guitar riff? :-)
BWOW-dow-dow-dow-WOW-dooooow-dow-dow
BWOW-dow-dow-dow-WOW-dooooow-dow-dow
(key change)
BWOW-dow-dow-dow-WOW-dooooow-dow-dow
(key change)
BWOW-dow-dow-dow-WOW-dooooow-dow-dow
(key change)
BWOW-dow-dow-dow-WOW-dooooow-dow-dow
(key change)
BWOW-dow-dow-dow-WOW-dooooow-dow-dow
>Noah
>MST#59539
>Good song.
*Great* song.
(1-pt ref)
--
"We're gonna have a good time",
Mike Sphar
Did Ancient Astronauts named Noah Singman <sin...@soho.ios.com> once write
the following? Read the book:
>I know I can't be the only one who dislikes neckties . . .
You most certainly are not the only one.
But happy birthday anyway, corporate dog!
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Raven
Noah Singman <sin...@soho.ios.com> wrote:
>Raven wrote:
>> Happy Birthday, Noah!
>Thank you, Raven!
No Prob. I'll be hitting <cough><cough>42<cough><cough> in September!
>> <"You say it's your birthday............">
>How do you transliterate a guitar riff? :-)
Very carefully. <g>
Raven
ra...@hgo.net|Guitar
"...standin' about, eh, some people have it dead easy..."
Evan Talbott
Sheryl Gere wrote:
>
> In article <338268...@soho.ios.com>,
> Noah Singman <sin...@soho.ios.com> wrote:
> >Sheryl Gere wrote:
> >
> >> Happy Belated Birthday Noah!
> >
> >Thank you, THE!
>
> "They call me THE Sheryl!"
They call me MR. Tibbs!
Or maybe that should be Mrs...
Raven
Evan Talbott <be...@erols.com> wrote:
>Chris Gleason wrote:
>> Noah Singman wrote in article <338111...@soho.ios.com>...
>> >Raven wrote:
>> >> Happy Birthday, Noah!
>> >Thank you, Raven!
>> >
>> >> <"You say it's your birthday............">
>> >
>> >How do you transliterate a guitar riff? :-)
>>
A7.....5th Fret
>> BWOW-dow-dow-dow-WOW-dooooow-dow-dow
>> BWOW-dow-dow-dow-WOW-dooooow-dow-dow
>> (key change)
not exactly..
D7
>> BWOW-dow-dow-dow-WOW-dooooow-dow-dow
>> (key change)
A7
>> BWOW-dow-dow-dow-WOW-dooooow-dow-dow
>>
>> (key change)
E7
>> BWOW-dow-dow-dow-WOW-dooooow-dow-dow
>> (key change)
A7
>> BWOW-dow-dow-dow-WOW-dooooow-dow-dow
>>
>> >Noah
>> >MST#59539
>> >Good song.
>>
>> *Great* song.
>> (1-pt ref)
>Isn't that the Pepsi commercial with the Coke and Pepsi delivery guys
>listening to the jukebox? One of them says "good song", and the other
>one says "GREAT song"...
yep. And "Birthday" is a great song!
Oh, did I mention that in 1983 I was inside Abbey Road Studios?
to...@fred.net
Evan Talbott (be...@erols.com) wrote:
: Sheryl Gere wrote:
: >
: > In article <338268...@soho.ios.com>,
: > Noah Singman <sin...@soho.ios.com> wrote:
: > >Sheryl Gere wrote:
: > >
: > >> Happy Belated Birthday Noah!
: > >
: > >Thank you, THE!
: >
: > "They call me THE Sheryl!"
:
: They call me MR. Tibbs!
Some people call me the space cowboy....
--
To...@Fred.Net
http://www.fred.net/tomr
"Boston is a great sports town. Shame it doesn't have any teams."
Hotchka
Noah Singman writes:
>> >"Chunky guys attract people. That's a known given fact." -- Tom Servo
>> That is so true...
>Oh, sure. You say that now, but back in high school you never gave me
>the time of day. And don't try and cover it up with irrelevancies like,
>"but I never heard of you before you got here." :-)
You know, so many people I actually did go to high school with would say
the same thing to me. But really Noah, had you aked me for the time of day
back then I would have told you.
Shelby
hot...@aol.com
Skipped her 10 year reunion to go to the 1st Conventio-Con.
Hotchka
JSJ1TG writes:
>On Mon, 19 May 1997, Chris Gleason wrote:
>> Hotchka wrote in article
><19970518154...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
>>
>>
>> >>"Chunky guys attract people. That's a known given fact." -- Tom
Servo
>> >
>> >That is so true...
>> >
>> >Shelby
>> >hot...@aol.com
>> >Hopes to have a doughy guy of her very own someday...
>>
>>
>> DOUGHY GUY APPLICATION, RESUBMITTED:
>>
>> NAME: Christopher James Gleason
>> AGE: 23
>> HEIGHT: 5'7"
>> WEIGHT: 195
>>
>> [REST OF APP DELETED AS INSIGNIFICANT]
>> --
>> Or you could just become my RATMM cyberbride,>>>
>Oh, ho! Yet another suitor enters the fray! I hope you brought a
pistol;
>I only have this set of two.
>JSJ1TG, excuse me while I slip into this, um...heavy flannel...vest...
>This Space For Rent [jsjo...@ucdavis.edu]
My word! What did I do to deserve all this attention? Is it my new
haircolor?
Shelby
hot...@aol.com
Really enjoying life as a redhead.
Faye C. Schuss
ChanaRivka wrote:
> I just wanted to give you RATMMers an opportunity to join me in wishing my
> favorite Doughy Guy a Happy 37th birthday.
Hey, Noah! Rick said bday wishes were out here for you,
so I had to come back and say it...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR JUNGLE GODDESS!!!
That is, assuming you are her favorite Doughy Guy.
col "over and out" di
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"Let's go somewhere where there's cheese"
-Wallace
diane.p.thorne
@lmco.com
Carl Burke
> >> >Thank you, Raven!
> >> No Prob. I'll be hitting <cough><cough>42<cough><cough> in September!
> >Be sure to let us know when in September!
>
> 20th.
Cool! That also happens to be _my_ birthday.
And, if I recall correctly, one of the Rogers (Wiseman?).
September 20th has spawned a veritable cornucopia of RATMMers!
--
Barcode, birthday paradox part deux.
to...@fred.net
Hotchka (hot...@aol.com) wrote:
: My word! What did I do to deserve all this attention? Is it my new
: haircolor?
Dear... dear... BEAUTIFUL lady... a gentleman does not ask about the
natural color of your hair...
:
: Shelby
: hot...@aol.com
: Really enjoying life as a redhead.
...but only the luckiest get first-hand proof....
Chris Gleason
Jeffrey Johnson wrote in article ...
>> >>"Chunky guys attract people. That's a known given fact." -- Tom
Servo
>> >
>> >That is so true...
>> >
>> >Shelby
>> >hot...@aol.com
>> >Hopes to have a doughy guy of her very own someday...
[APP SNIPPED]
>> Or you could just become my RATMM cyberbride,
>
>Oh, ho! Yet another suitor enters the fray! I hope you brought a
pistol;
>I only have this set of two.
Aha! So it is to be a duel, then, for yon damsel! I accept.
Unfortunately, I have neither pistol nor sword.
All I have are my wits... and this phial of iocaine powder.
--
Never get involved in a land war in Asia,
Chris Gleason
Evan Talbott wrote in article <338246...@erols.com>...
[GUITAR, RIFFED]
>> >Noah
>> >MST#59539
>> >Good song.
>>
>> *Great* song.
>> (1-pt ref)
>
>Isn't that the Pepsi commercial with the Coke and Pepsi delivery guys
>listening to the jukebox? One of them says "good song", and the other
>one says "GREAT song"...
Yup! Here ----> . Take your point and put it in your piggy bank.
TRIVIA: That commercial debuted during Super Bowl XXIX, wherein my beloved
San Diego Chargers made their only post-AFL League Championship game.
--
"Try to love one another right now",
Roger M. Wilcox
In article <86406713...@optional.cts.com>,
"Chris Gleason" <chris...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> >Shelby
> >hot...@aol.com
> >Hopes to have a doughy guy of her very own someday...
>
>
> NAME: Christopher James Gleason
> AGE: 23
> HEIGHT: 5'7"
> WEIGHT: 195
Well, heck, even *I* can out-dough that one:
NAME: Roger M. Wilcox (yes, M. is really my middle name. Now.)
AGE: 31
HEIGHT: 5 feet, 11 and 3/4 inches
WEIGHT: 235. That's pounds.
FAVORITE CRESCENT ROLLS: Pillsbury.
--
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Unlawful to use this email address for unsolicited ads: 47 USC 227
MSTie #38808 | http://www.netcom.com/~rogermw ... now in new EXTRA bold!
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Roger M. Wilcox
In article <5lo8up$3s...@ns2.hgo.net>,
ra...@hgo.net (Raven) wrote:
>
> Happy Birthday, Noah!
>
> <"You say it's your birthday............">
HAPPY BIRTHDAY <bow dow DOWWWW dow dow>
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ... TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY <bow dow DOWWWW dow dow>
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ... TO YOU!
It's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year.
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer.
You should be good and happy that you've got something to eat,
A million people ev'ry day are starving in the street!
Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor,
Your mamma's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle 4,
And there's garbage in the water, and there's poison in the sky,
And it's not gonna be long before we're all gonna die!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY <bow dow DOWWWW dow dow>
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ... TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY <bow dow DOWWWW dow dow>
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ... TO YOU!
So what's-a-matter, little darlin', think this party is the pits?
Enjoy it while you can because we'll soon be blown to bits!
The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose,
They're gonna push the button, all they need is an excuse.
It doesn't take a military gee-nee-us to see
We'll all be Crispy Critters after world war three,
There's no place you can run to, there's no place you can hide,
'Cause when they drop the Big One then we all get fried!
<BOM BOM BOM BOM>
Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY <bow dow DOWWWW dow dow>
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ... TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY <bow dow DOWWWW dow dow>
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ... TO YOU!
<Insert instrumental section here>
Well there's some punk in the alley and he's lookin' for a fight,
There's an arab in the corner buying ev'rything in sight,
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed --
Seems like ev'rywhere you look today there's misery and greed.
Of course you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun,
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun;
So if it's more than you can handle, it's more than you can take,
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY <bow dow DOWWWW dow dow>
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ... TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY <bow dow DOWWWW dow dow>
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ... TO YOU!
Roger M. "And a pinch to grow an inch!" Wilcox
GemMemory
Previously on RATMM, Phil "Sparky" Mueller ejaculated:
>in message <86406714...@optional.cts.com>, someone claiming to be
>"Chris Gleason" <mow...@cts.com> wrote:
>
>>>>> The tie is in the mail.
>>>>
>>>> The tie is in the mall.
>>>
>>>The toe is on the mole.
>>
>>The pearl is in the river.
>
>The squab is in the hole. Repeat: the squab is in the hole.
"You yankin' my crank?"
Ian W. "5 pt. Ref" Hill
Still not in the damned FAQ
Bite, ME
"I wanna try the exciting new toothpaste from Mars!"
"No! I wanna try the exciting new toothpaste from Mars!"
"Kids, kids! We can ALL try the exciting new toothpaste from Mars!"
-- Mike Keneally, 'hat'
Whatever happened to the antipathy matrix?
DJenkinsii
<Excellent Wierd Al Original snipped>
Rog, did you see the rerun of "AlTV" last night as well? ;)
--Djenk
-- will be mellow when he is dead....
Noah Singman
David Anderson wrote:
> Fairly reliable sources inform me that Noah Singman wrote:
> >And aren't you a bit too young to appreciate Robin Pedon, one of the
> >premiere big-bust models of the 70s? And haven't I asked you that
> >before?
> 1. Based on the date of your recent, much-celebrated birthday, you're
> only three and a half years older than me, Noah. If you were reading
> GENT, NUGGET and the like before I was born, you are truly a prodigy.
> ;)
Good point. However, I do remember being obsessed with such gifted
ladies at a very tender age. Will I ever grow out of it? :-)
> 2. While I may or may not have been too young to appreciate Roberta
> Pedon at the height of her career, the classics, as they say, never
> truly go out of style.
Very well put.
Noah
MST#59539
Those oldies, but goodies . . .
Noah Singman
ChanaRivka wrote:
> Noah wrote:
> >Constance, puis j'avoir des femmes sans vetements pour l'anniversaire?
> NO! That's french for NO!
I understand. You want some time to think about it. :-)
Noah
MST#59539
Take all the time you need.
Noah Singman
Roger M. Wilcox wrote:
> HAPPY BIRTHDAY <bow dow DOWWWW dow dow>
> HAPPY BIRTHDAY ... TO YOU!
> HAPPY BIRTHDAY <bow dow DOWWWW dow dow>
> HAPPY BIRTHDAY ... TO YOU!
[respectful snippage]
Thank you, Roger, for the good wishes and rather significant effort
expended on my behalf.
Noah
MST#59539
That was a lot of typing! :-)
David Anderson
Fairly reliable sources inform me that Noah Singman wrote:
>David Anderson wrote:
>
>> Noah, you magnificent mammophile! I've read your books!
>> Well, I tried, anyway...how come all the pages are stuck together? ;)
>
>Blounge damage? :-)
Oh, okay...I was thinking maybe your kids spilled some glue, unaware
of the "treasures" that lurked nearby. But if you say "blounge damage,"
then "blounge damage" it is. I believe you. Not a doubt in my mind.
Yep. Uh-huh. Sure. No problemo.
Sheahh, right.
>David was only kidding about the pages, you know. :-)
I was? Then these must not be your books after all. ;)
David
Could this be Czaplinski's stash I found?
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David Anderson
Fairly reliable sources inform me that Noah Singman wrote:
>David Anderson wrote:
>>Fairly reliable sources inform me that Noah Singman wrote:
>>>Now on my second set of 37.
>
>>Noah, you put those right back where you found them. I'm sure Ms. Pedon
>>needs them far more than you do.
>
>Since any other response would offend the beauteous and oft-praised
>Jungle Goddess, I'll assent.
>
>And aren't you a bit too young to appreciate Robin Pedon, one of the
>premiere big-bust models of the 70s? And haven't I asked you that
>before?
I'll make two simple statements in response.
1. Based on the date of your recent, much-celebrated birthday, you're
only three and a half years older than me, Noah. If you were reading
GENT, NUGGET and the like before I was born, you are truly a prodigy.
;)
2. While I may or may not have been too young to appreciate Roberta
Pedon at the height of her career, the classics, as they say, never
truly go out of style.
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ChanaRivka
In article <338265...@soho.ios.com>, Noah Singman
<sin...@soho.ios.com> writes:
>Noah
>MST#59539
>Constance, puis j'avoir des femmes sans vetements pour l'anniversaire?
NO! That's french for NO!
Jungle Goddess
MSTie #54796