On Feb 11, 5:46 am, mabhanisi blues <
mabhanisi.bl...@gmail.com> wrote:
> If you want to make a few thousand dollars really quickly, then please
PURCHASE THE RAPID PRINTER 2000! (all orders cc to Secret Service)
> Take a moment to read and understand the program I am sharing with
C-Lovers Mailing List?
> You. NO, it is Not what you think! YOU DO NOT have to spend $5 to five
Just TAKE five! And now, some FREE-FORM JAZZ EXPLORATION!
> people to buy a report, get on their mailing list, OR buy a recipe or
get a report on mailing lists about RECIPES!
> any other product. NOR will you need to invest more money later to get
NAND. EXCLUSIVE-OR does require more money (it's EXCLUSIVE!)
> things going. This is the fastest, easiest program you will ever be
flunked out of!
> able to do. Complete it in One hour and you will never forget the day
you WASTED AN HOUR! Oh, RUE, RUE the day!
> you first received it in the mail or online. If you are doing other
things, don't read it right away, just let it TAUNT you from your
inbox!
> programs, by all means stay with them. The more the merrier! But
more may not be LEGAL in all states (check local codes!)
> Please read on. First of all, there are only three levels, not four,
which makes it much easier for the MUSTACHIOED PLUMBER to traverse!
> five or six, like many other programs. This three level program is
NOT affiliated with the TRIPARTITE COMMISSION. So, look elsewhere,
you
TRIPARTITE COMMISSION groupies!
> more realistic and much, much faster. Because it is so easy, the
EXTREME HOOVERING of cash from your pockets will occur before you know
it!
> response rate for this program is Very high and Very fast. And you
too might be Very high and Very fast (addictive drugs NOT INCLUDED)
> receive your reward in about fourteen days. That's only Two weeks -
also known as ONE FORTNIGHT back in the old country. Oh, how they
danced,
the little children of STONEHENGE!... But I digress.
> not three months. Just in time for next month's bills!!!!!!!!!!!
Warning: Exclamation marks only qualify as currency in the FICTIONAL
COUNTRY of EXCLAMATION!
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-Doug Elrod (
dr...@cornell.edu) ;-)