A New MSTie is Born
Laurelyn Smith
Chris Gleason is an uncle! Just wanted to extend my congratulations to
Chris and his family on the arrival of Daisy Lea today. Chris's sister
Andrea and the baby are doing very well and Chris will no doubt begin his
niece's training in appreciation of all things MST3K promptly.
Laurelyn
Jess Nevins
Congratulations, all involved.
We continue to multiply - conquest is inevitable.
jess
ChanaRivka
Laurelyn Smith wrote:
> Chris Gleason is an uncle! Just wanted to extend my congratulations to
>Chris and his family on the arrival of Daisy Lea today. Chris's sister
>Andrea and the baby are doing very well and Chris will no doubt begin his
>niece's training in appreciation of all things MST3K promptly.
>
>
Mazal Tov!!
Jungle Goddess, too bad they don't make MST mobiles
MSTie #54796
"Chunky guys attract people. That's a known given fact." -- Tom Servo
Hotchka
> Chris Gleason is an uncle! Just wanted to extend my congratulations to
>Chris and his family on the arrival of Daisy Lea today. Chris's sister
>Andrea and the baby are doing very well and Chris will no doubt begin his
>niece's training in appreciation of all things MST3K promptly.
>Laurelyn
Awww, congrats! There's a child who will know MST and baseball before she
even starts walking.
Shelby
"Daisy,Daisy..."
Norb
In article <342138...@ix.netcom.com>
Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
> > Chris Gleason is an uncle! Just wanted to extend my congratulations to
> > Chris and his family on the arrival of Daisy Lea today. Chris's sister
> > Andrea and the baby are doing very well and Chris will no doubt begin his
> > niece's training in appreciation of all things MST3K promptly.
>
> Congratulations, all involved.
>
> We continue to multiply - conquest is inevitable.
Somewhere, there's a bassinet with a little SOL mobile rotating above
it. Congrats!
Norb
who's just waiting for Chris to present his niece with her very own
NummyMuffinCooCoolButter, and an facehugger teething ring
David Anderson
Fairly reliable sources inform me that Jess Nevins wrote:
>We continue to multiply - conquest is inevitable.
Resistance is futile. Relevance is irrelevant. We are RATMM. You will be
assimilated...
...or infuriated.
...or heavily medicated.
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Chris Gleason
Laurelyn Smith wrote in article <5vq99v$4...@dfw-ixnews6.ix.netcom.com>...
> Chris Gleason is an uncle! Just wanted to extend my congratulations to
>Chris and his family on the arrival of Daisy Lea today.
Thank you, _querida_! The only thing greater than the joy in the family
right now is how incredibly old we all feel. That was my *baby* sister who
just had the kid, fer cryin' out loud! I remember Mom being pregnant with
her.... I felt five more grey hairs come in.
> Chris's sister
>Andrea and the baby are doing very well and Chris will no doubt begin his
>niece's training in appreciation of all things MST3K promptly.
Absolutely. My aunt Judy taped a good portion of the day (excluding the
birth itself), and I'm trying to figure out how to script and superimpose
M&TB onto it, so Daisy can truly appreciate her nutball family when she's
old enough to view the tape. Also, next time I go to Kobey's Swap Meet,
I'll be sure to buy an unMSTed copy of "Manos" for Daisy to use as a
teether. Drool stains on the tape could only be an improvement.
Of course, I've already committed myself to teaching this beautiful little
girl how to play center field. Oh, and she will receive the noisiest toys
ever made, courtesy of Unka Chris.
=================================================
Thank you again, _querida_. d|-* <*SMACK!*>,
Chris Gleason -- The Best Kisser in the Universe!
Baseball fiend, game show junkie, doughy guy.
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Noah Singman
Jess Nevins wrote:
> Laurelyn Smith wrote:
> > Chris Gleason is an uncle! Just wanted to extend my congratulations
> > to Chris and his family on the arrival of Daisy Lea today. Chris's
> > sister Andrea and the baby are doing very well and Chris will no
> > doubt begin his niece's training in appreciation of all things MST3K
> > promptly.
> Congratulations, all involved.
Indeed! And thanks for passing this along, Laurelyn. And welcome to the
world, Daisy Lea!! We have root beer, and tapioca pudding, and MST3K!!!!
> We continue to multiply - conquest is inevitable.
There is no god but MST3K, and RATMM is its prophet . . .
Noah
MST#59539
The eternal acolyte . . .
K. A. Pezzano
No...@vassar.edu (Norb) wrote:
>Norb
>who's just waiting for Chris to present his niece with her very own
>NummyMuffinCooCoolButter, and an facehugger teething ring
>
If her first words are 'bite me!' rather than 'dada' or 'mama', you've
done your job!
Either that or raised the next Courtney Love...
Oh, well...congrats anyways!
Kevin
"We'd probably be dead if it wasn't for twinkies."
-Calvin and Hobbes
Kevin A. Pezzano, koko...@mindspring.com, ko...@acmelabs.com
http://brain.acmelabs.com/~koko
Blades
Laurelyn Smith wrote:
>
> Chris Gleason is an uncle! Just wanted to extend my congratulations to
> Chris and his family on the arrival of Daisy Lea today. Chris's sister
> Andrea and the baby are doing very well and Chris will no doubt begin his
> niece's training in appreciation of all things MST3K promptly.
Aawwww... Congrats, Chris!
Amy
-------------------------------
"You're built too low! The fast ones go over your head!
You got a hole in your glove! I keep pitchin' 'em and you
keep missin' 'em! You gotta keep your eye on the ball, son!
Eye...ball...Eyeball! I almost had a gag there. Joke, that is."
-- Foghorn Leghorn
ac...@virginia.edu
creepygirl
On Thu, 18 Sep 1997, K. A. Pezzano wrote:
> If her first words are 'bite me!' rather than 'dada' or 'mama', you've
> done your job!
If her first word is "dada" we may have an heir to the FAQ-keeper.
-cg, who no longer fears reading IRS regulations, for I have survived Dada
in its numerous forms.:)
Bill Livingston
Previously on "Family Matters", Laurelyn Smith says...
> Chris Gleason is an uncle! Just wanted to extend my congratulations to
>Chris and his family on the arrival of Daisy Lea today. Chris's sister
>Andrea and the baby are doing very well and Chris will no doubt begin his
>niece's training in appreciation of all things MST3K promptly.
Congratulations to Unca Chris.
And even more congrats to Andrea, who actually did the difficult part.
And to Daisy Lea - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! 8-D
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Bill L.
Don't just stand there, Gleason, learn to change diapers!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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Jo
Somewhere on the home planet of the all-high Sammich-Maker, "Laurelyn
Smith" <Laur...@ix.netcom.spamblock.com> wrote:
> Chris Gleason is an uncle! Just wanted to extend my congratulations to
>Chris and his family on the arrival of Daisy Lea today. Chris's sister
>Andrea and the baby are doing very well and Chris will no doubt begin his
>niece's training in appreciation of all things MST3K promptly.
Picturing Chris singing the little darling to sleep with MST3K songs.
"Close your eyes, go to sleep, be absorbed by the collective..."
Uh, maybe not.
Congratulations, Chris, to you and your family!
----
Jolene Rose
Instruct her well in the ways of the MSTie,
That one day she can laugh in the face of cheesy movies.
E-mail address forthcoming.
Soundwave [Chad Gould]
Let the court record show that Laurelyn Smith said:
> Chris Gleason is an uncle! Just wanted to extend my congratulations to
>Chris and his family on the arrival of Daisy Lea today. Chris's sister
>Andrea and the baby are doing very well and Chris will no doubt begin his
>niece's training in appreciation of all things MST3K promptly.
Remember: Weaning a baby on Manos is not recommended, as the horror may
scar the child for life. I'd recommend something relatively easy, like
"Girls Town" or "The Painted Hills", for introduction.
Anyways, congrats! (:
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Chris Gleason
Laurelyn Smith wrote in article <5vq99v$4...@dfw-ixnews6.ix.netcom.com>...
[A STAR IS BORN!]
Thank all of you for your kind words. d:-) Just so you know:
All is well, and the family is in a major uproar over this. Grandparents
are fawning, uncles (one on each side, no aunties for little Daisy) are
plotting to buy really noisy toys, parents are getting pampered (so is
Daisy, but that's another story), and great-aunts, great-uncles, and
great-grandparents have spent ghastly amounts of money to give this child
all manner of spoils.
Thank you all again for the congrats. Time to buy this kid a copy of
"Mitchell."
=================================================
And, on Jo's recommendation, sing her to sleep
with "When I Held Your Brain In My Arms",
Chris Gleason
Bill Livingston wrote in article <5vt0tn$j8o$2...@tsunami.traveller.com>...
[SWEET DAISY]
>Congratulations to Unca Chris.
>
>And even more congrats to Andrea, who actually did the difficult part.
About 36 hours worth of difficult part, actually.
>And to Daisy Lea - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! 8-D
Bill Livingston *IS* Frosty the Snowman!
>[Attach Crow_Rattle.MPG]
>[Attach UGACHAKA.AVI]
Don't step on my Blue Suede .AVI!
>Bill L.
>Don't just stand there, Gleason, learn to change diapers!
Heh... that's what Mommy and Daddy Langham are for, not Unca Chris. d;-)
=================================================
Actually, my first job was in my church nursery.
I know how to change a diaper in nothing flat.,
TCurryFan
Hey, all!
On Monday, the 15th, my sisterDonna gave birth to her first child! I'm an
aunt for the fourth time, and it's the first time one of my sisters (I have
two) has had a kid.
The boy's name was Miles Raymond. "Miles" after jazz great Miles Davis
and UofA basketball player Miles Simon (who was named for M. Davis
anyway...). "Raymond" is a family name going back to my paternal
grandfather, Raymond Bliss Johnson. But, according to my bro-in-law Jeff,
he was spefically named after Raymond Roy Johnson, Jr., my older brother
who died almost 10 years ago as a missionary in India.
Anyway, Miles is home now... He's the CUTEST thing! I live near Jeff and
Donna, so I get to see him every day (in fact, I'm planning to go over
there as soon as I log off).
Anyway... Our whole family is very into sci-fi, and I intend to teach
little Miles all about MST3K (which, at the rate it's going, will still be
running when he's old enough to "get it").
That is all.
"Childbirth is pretty much like a David Lynch movie."
-Jeffrey Marchant (my brother-in-law), on the birth of his son.
Catherine Johnson ---------- MiSTie #75,125 ---------- TCur...@aol.com
Bill Livingston
Previously on "Murphy Brown", TCurryFan wrote:
>On Monday, the 15th, my sisterDonna gave birth to her first child! I'm an
>aunt for the fourth time, and it's the first time one of my sisters (I have
>two) has had a kid.
>The boy's name was Miles Raymond. "Miles" after jazz great Miles Davis
>and UofA basketball player Miles Simon (who was named for M. Davis
>anyway...). "Raymond" is a family name going back to my paternal
>grandfather, Raymond Bliss Johnson. But, according to my bro-in-law Jeff,
>he was spefically named after Raymond Roy Johnson, Jr., my older brother
>who died almost 10 years ago as a missionary in India.
>Anyway, Miles is home now... He's the CUTEST thing! I live near Jeff and
>Donna, so I get to see him every day (in fact, I'm planning to go over
>there as soon as I log off).
>Anyway... Our whole family is very into sci-fi, and I intend to teach
>little Miles all about MST3K (which, at the rate it's going, will still be
>running when he's old enough to "get it").
>That is all.
Congratulations, Auntie Cathy. In your honor, I will refrain from any
"Raymond J. Johnson Jr" riffs, and wish Miles a Happy BornDay!
Bill L.
Ugachaka!
Norb
In article <19970919211...@ladder01.news.aol.com>
tcur...@aol.com (TCurryFan) writes:
> On Monday, the 15th, my sisterDonna gave birth to her first child! I'm an
> aunt for the fourth time, and it's the first time one of my sisters (I have
> two) has had a kid.
Congratulations! Two new MSTies in one week . . . we're breeding like
flies!
Well, not us, personally. Us, personally, tend to have trouble getting
dates. But we can easily assimilate any impressionable youth.
> Anyway... Our whole family is very into sci-fi, and I intend to teach
> little Miles all about MST3K (which, at the rate it's going, will still be
> running when he's old enough to "get it").
Yeah, but it won't be the same in 2023, when they introduce the new
Virtual Bobo: "Experience the complete Bobo through total sensory
immersion, next on the Sci-Fi Channel"! Kinda weird, really.
And may I assume that, in between MST lessons, you'll be teaching the
newbie to Time Warp?
> That is all.
Oh, no. It's only the beginning.
Norb
In article <87470057...@wagasa.cts.com>
"Chris Gleason" <chris...@aol.com> writes:
>
> Thank you all again for the congrats. Time to buy this kid a copy of
> "Mitchell."
Oh, good choice! By the time she's out of diapers, the little tyke'll
be able to argue incomprehensibly with slovenly redneck cops. This is
valuable trainig for future life.
Norb
You might want to fast-forward through certain baby-oil-drenched
scenes, though.
Chris Gleason
Norb wrote in article <5vv0ug$mp0$3...@sun5.vassar.edu>...
>> Thank you all again for the congrats. Time to buy this kid a copy of
>> "Mitchell."
>
> Oh, good choice! By the time she's out of diapers, the little tyke'll
>be able to argue incomprehensibly with slovenly redneck cops. This is
>valuable trainig for future life.
As long as it's a major plot-point in a strange cop movie, I'm all for it.
>Norb
>
>You might want to fast-forward through certain baby-oil-drenched
>scenes, though.
Are you kidding? I'm going to show that on endless loop! What better way
to steer little kids away from sex than to gross them out and scar their
tender psyches?
=================================================
What can I say? I'M EVIL!,
Norb
Joe Don Baker, Linda Evans, and
Chris Gleason wrote:
> Are you kidding? I'm going to show that on endless loop! What better way
> to steer little kids away from sex than to gross them out and scar their
> tender psyches?
Oh, dear. I can just imagine her in her first play group, pointing
out which diapers are smooth and which camel-toed. You're one of those
evil uncles, aren't you?
Norb
Mike Sphar
You know, one thing about being the oldest child is you have to wait a
*long* time to be an uncle. Why can't my brother or sister be more loose
and wanton?
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>
>You know, one thing about being the oldest child is you have to wait a
>*long* time to be an uncle. Why can't my brother or sister be more loose
>and wanton?
Shame, Mike! For shame!
Jonah Falcon
http://members.aol.com/jonah13nyc/index.html (try it! you'll like it!)
Blades
[Reverend Lovejoy mode ON]
And the Lord said, "Go ye forth, Misties, and multiply, and
your offspring shall cover the Earth like sand or grass or
something."
[Reverend Lovejoy mode OFF]
Congrats!
Amy, I just want to know if the Lord said it that many
times.
K. A. Pezzano
creepygirl <kho...@imap2.asu.edu> wrote:
>If her first word is "dada" we may have an heir to the FAQ-keeper.
>
And a new RATMMer is born!
Jo
Somewhere on the home planet of the all-high Sammich-Maker,
>In article <19970919211...@ladder01.news.aol.com>
>tcur...@aol.com (TCurryFan) writes:
>
>> On Monday, the 15th, my sisterDonna gave birth to her first child! I'm an
>> aunt for the fourth time, and it's the first time one of my sisters (I have
>> two) has had a kid.
>
>Congratulations! Two new MSTies in one week . . . we're breeding like
>flies!
>Well, not us, personally. Us, personally, tend to have trouble getting
>dates. But we can easily assimilate any impressionable youth.
Assimilation is allowed? Why wasn't I notified??
>> Anyway... Our whole family is very into sci-fi, and I intend to teach
>> little Miles all about MST3K (which, at the rate it's going, will still be
>> running when he's old enough to "get it").
Oh, I hope it will be. I've gotten my sister's older kids started on
it, but it will be a few years before I can start working on the
youngest two. The second-oldest has been stricken with some horrible
affliction where she claims that the comments distract her from the
movie. We're doing everything we can to help her. :) The oldest,
however, is proceeding nicely. We're already at work on his next
important lesson: acceptance of the other host.
Oh, and before I forget the whole point of this post...
Congratulations!
----
Jolene Rose
Someone should write a "Young MSTies Instruction Tips" booklet.
E-mail address forthcoming.
Blades
Mike Sphar wrote:
>
> You know, one thing about being the oldest child is you have to wait a
> *long* time to be an uncle. Why can't my brother or sister be more loose
> and wanton?
I feel your pain. I, too, am the oldest child, and I--
Hey, wait a minute. I just realized something. If my
brothers got married and had kids before I did, I'd feel
kinda old-maidish.
Heck! I'm *glad* we all have no lives!
Amy, wait... that's not what I meant to say.
--
Noah Singman
Orthopedic Blades wrote:
> Mike Sphar wrote:
> > You know, one thing about being the oldest child is you have to wait a
> *long* time > to be an uncle. Why can't my brother or sister be more loose
> and wanton?
> I feel your pain. I, too, am the oldest child, and I--
>
> Hey, wait a minute. I just realized something. If my brothers got married and
> had kids before I did, I'd feel kinda old-maidish.
Don't worry, Amy. Outside of Utah (and many Orthodox Jewish communities), no
one starts worrying until you hit your thirties. Of course, then you get those
desperate hints about the ticking of the biological clock . . . :-)
Noah
MST#59539
Husband at 22, father at 25 7/12, greatly depressed at 25 2/3 . . .
Lungsache
In article <19970919211...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
tcur...@aol.com (TCurryFan) writes:
>On Monday, the 15th, my sisterDonna gave birth to her first child! I'm an
>aunt for the fourth time, and it's the first time one of my sisters (I have
>two) has had a kid.
Congratulations. As a new dad myself I know what your sister is going
through. Right now I thing she needs MST3K more than Miles needs it.
Just keep her laughing and pray for the day Miles sleeps through the night.
Kids are a lot of fun and aggrevation. You got to keep laughing.
Maybe you can start him on one of the Santa Claus Movies or Jack Frost.
It reminds me, my wife's best friend bought the unmisted version of Santa Claus
for her son. The first time I saw it there I laughed so hard I cried.
She couldn't figure out why I was laughing so hard. Joyce had to explain
to her
that I was just a little crazy but she already knew that.
Dave W.
TCurryFan
"No...@vassar.edu (Norb)" said:
>In article <19970919211...@ladder01.news.aol.com>
>tcur...@aol.com (TCurryFan) writes:
>
>>On Monday, the 15th, my sister Donna gave birth to her first
>>child! I'm an aunt for the fourth time, and it's the first time one of
>>my sisters (I have two) has had a kid.
>
>Congratulations! Two new MSTies in one week . . . we're
>breeding like flies!
Jeff Goldblum? Is that you?
>Well, not us, personally. Us, personally, tend to have trouble
>getting dates.
Tell me about it! ,sigh>
>But we can easily assimilate any impressionable youth.
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
>>Anyway... Our whole family is very into sci-fi, and I intend to
>>teach little Miles all about MST3K (which, at the rate it's going,
>>will still be running when he's old enough to "get it").
>
>Yeah, but it won't be the same in 2023, when they introduce the
>new Virtual Bobo: "Experience the complete Bobo through total
>sensory immersion, next on the Sci-Fi Channel"! Kinda weird,
>really.
"Weird"? Try *scary*...
>And may I assume that, in between MST lessons, you'll be
>teaching the newbie to Time Warp?
You know it!
And he has a good start on sf life- he has pointed ears! (I'm not joking!).
>> That is all.
>
>Oh, no. It's only the beginning.
<Carpenters>
We've only just beguun... to liiiiive...
</Carpenters>
TCurryFan
"Blades <aca9w!nospam!@virginia.edu>" said:
>[Reverend Lovejoy mode ON]
>
>And the Lord said, "Go ye forth, Misties, and multiply, and
>your offspring shall cover the Earth like sand or grass or
>something."
>
>[Reverend Lovejoy mode OFF]
>
>Congrats!
Thanks, Blades!
>Amy, I just want to know if the Lord said it that many times.
Probably not.
BLeeKrause
Congratulations to all the new moms and dads, aunts and uncles,
godparents, friends, etc of baby MSTies. We welcome them with open arms.
BLeeK - Or we will once they're potty trained.
Brenda Krause MiSTie #59181
TCurryFan
"lung...@aol.com (Lungsache)" said:
>In article <19970919211...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
>tcur...@aol.com (TCurryFan) writes:
>
>>On Monday, the 15th, my sister Donna gave birth to her first
>>child! I'm an aunt for the fourth time, and it's the first time one of
>>my sisters (I have two) has had a kid.
>
>Congratulations. As a new dad myself I know what your sister is
>going through. Right now I thing she needs MST3K more than
>Miles needs it.
True... But they don't have cable... D'OH!
>Just keep her laughing and pray for the day Miles sleeps through
>the night. Kids are a lot of fun and aggrevation. You got to keep
>laughing.
Oh, we do. We all have a really weird sense of humor, so we're having as
much fun with this as we can. (-:
>Maybe you can start him on one of the Santa Claus Movies or
>Jack Frost.
Good, I have them all on tape! (-:
>It reminds me, my wife's best friend bought the unmisted version
>of Santa Claus for her son.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>The first time I saw it there I laughed so hard I cried.
"That's not a doll, that's a SISTER!"
>She couldn't figure out why I was laughing so hard. Joyce had to
>explain to her that I was just a little crazy but she already knew
>that.
Sure, we all do!
TCurryFan
"currently.n...@forthcoming.com (Jo)" said:
>Somewhere on the home planet of the all-high Sammich-Maker,
>No...@vassar.edu (Norb) wrote:
>>In article <19970919211...@ladder01.news.aol.com>
>>tcur...@aol.com (TCurryFan) writes:
>>
>>>On Monday, the 15th, my sister Donna gave birth to her first
>>>child! I'm an aunt for the fourth time, and it's the first time one
>>>of my sisters (I have two) has had a kid.
>>
>>Congratulations! Two new MSTies in one week . . . we're
>>breeding like flies!
>>Well, not us, personally. Us, personally, tend to have trouble
>>getting dates. But we can easily assimilate any impressionable
>>youth.
>
>Assimilation is allowed? Why wasn't I notified??
Didn't you get the memo? Oh, geez... Guys! You were suppose to notify
EVERYONE...
>>>Anyway... Our whole family is very into sci-fi, and I intend to
>>>teach little Miles all about MST3K (which, at the rate it's going,
>>>will still be running when he's old enough to "get it").
>
>Oh, I hope it will be. I've gotten my sister's older kids started on
>it, but it will be a few years before I can start working on the
>youngest two. The second-oldest has been stricken with some
>horrible affliction where she claims that the comments distract her >from
the movie. We're doing everything we can to help her. :)
I hope so. Eesh!
>The oldest, however, is proceeding nicely. We're already at
>work on his next important lesson: acceptance of the other host.
What is he, a parasite?
Sorry...
>Oh, and before I forget the whole point of this post...
There was a point to this post?
>Congratulations!
Thanks!
>----
>Jolene Rose
>Someone should write a "Young MSTies Instruction Tips"
>booklet.
Yeah... (-:
Tammy Stephanie Davis
In article <19970920173...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
BLeeKrause <bleek...@aol.com> wrote:
:Congratulations to all the new moms and dads, aunts and uncles,
:godparents, friends, etc of baby MSTies. We welcome them with open arms.
Ditto!
:BLeeK - Or we will once they're potty trained.
Well that goes without saying....
---TSD(SO WHY DID YOU SAY IT??!!) ;)
TCurryFan
>bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston)
>Congratulations, Auntie Cathy. In your honor, I will refrain from
>any "Raymond J. Johnson Jr" riffs,
Oh, why? (-:
And actually, he was Ray R Johnson, Jr. Close enough, though! (-:
>and wish Miles a Happy BornDay!
Thanks. He's so sweet! <sigh>
I still don't want one of my own, though...
A,A,M&K
On 20 Sep 1997 22:54:59 GMT, tcur...@aol.com (TCurryFan) wrote:
>>bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston)
>
>>Congratulations, Auntie Cathy. In your honor, I will refrain from
>>any "Raymond J. Johnson Jr" riffs,
>
>Oh, why? (-:
>And actually, he was Ray R Johnson, Jr. Close enough, though! (-:
>
>>and wish Miles a Happy BornDay!
>
>Thanks. He's so sweet! <sigh>
>I still don't want one of my own, though...
>(-:
You were an only child, weren't you?:)
>"Childbirth is pretty much like a David Lynch movie."
> -Jeffrey Marchant (my brother-in-law), on the birth of his son.
>Catherine Johnson ---------- MiSTie #75,125 ---------- TCur...@aol.com
andrew "no .sig man" perron, as e.e.cummings
TCurryFan
"aam...@snip.net (A,A,M&K)" said:
>>I still don't want one of my own, though...
>>(-:
>
>You were an only child, weren't you?:)
Ummm... My SISTER just gave birth...
Actually, I'm the yongest of five, but cuz my parents split up, I spent
most of life with just me and my mom. So, I sort of AM an only child.
Chris Gleason
Blades <aca9w!nospam!@virginia.edu> wrote in article
<342354...@virginia.edu>...
> >
> > You know, one thing about being the oldest child is you have to wait a
> > *long* time to be an uncle. Why can't my brother or sister be more
> > loose and wanton?
>
> I feel your pain. I, too, am the oldest child, and I--
>
> Hey, wait a minute. I just realized something. If my
> brothers got married and had kids before I did, I'd feel
> kinda old-maidish.
Tell me about it. Andrea is my *younger* sister. She's married and has a
kid, and here I am, three-and-a-half years older, still searching for the
best top-shelf margarita in San Diego.
=================================================
Which *is* a noble pursuit, but still....,
BLeeKrause
>Blades <aca9w!nospam!@virginia.edu> wrote in article
>> Hey, wait a minute. I just realized something. If my
>> brothers got married and had kids before I did, I'd feel
>> kinda old-maidish.
>
>Tell me about it. Andrea is my *younger* sister. She's married and has a
>kid, and here I am, three-and-a-half years older...
>
>
>Chris Gleason
I'm 8 1/2 years older than my sister who was 7 months pregnant when she
was my matron of honor. She'd been married 7 years by then.
BLeeK - Late starter.
Brenda Krause MiSTie #59181
Blades
> > > You know, one thing about being the oldest child is you have to wait a
> > > *long* time to be an uncle. Why can't my brother or sister be more
> > > loose and wanton?
> > I feel your pain. I, too, am the oldest child, and I--
> > brothers got married and had kids before I did, I'd feel
> > kinda old-maidish.
>
> Tell me about it. Andrea is my *younger* sister. She's married and has a
> best top-shelf margarita in San Diego.
I see nothing wrong with that.
It does get to me a little that a lot of people in my class
are straight out of college. Once, we were talking about
why we wanted to go to law school, and a lot of people said
they wanted to work for social justice or reform the legal
system... I said, "Well, professional figure skating wasn't
working out, so..."
Amy
Nuveeeeena
In article <01bcc65a$836ac4a0$c01dc998@mowsas>, "Chris Gleason"
<mow...@cts.com> writes:
>Andrea is my *younger* sister. She's married and has a
>kid,
Same thing happened to me.. My younger sister got married and started a
family 8 years before I had my first kid. I was glad to let HER forge new
paths for a change. As oldest kid, you tend to be the parenting crash test
dummy.
and here I am, three-and-a-half years older, still searching for the
>best top-shelf margarita in San Diego.
And there is nothing wrong with that. (mmmm... margarita...)
C. Bourgeois
"You gotta hop,
you gotta bop. Baby you never stop.
You gotta freeze, I'm on my knees;
honey I'm beggin' please.
Wham bam jam..." --- Ronnie Dawson
MST # 2724
JWilson SD
In article <34253E...@virginia.edu>, Blades
<aca9w!nospam!@virginia.edu> writes:
>I see nothing wrong with that.
>
>It does get to me a little that a lot of people in my class
>are straight out of college. Once, we were talking about
>why we wanted to go to law school, and a lot of people said
>they wanted to work for social justice or reform the legal
>system... I said, "Well, professional figure skating wasn't
>working out, so..."
>
>Amy
>
And I thought "Because writing comic books isn't working out yet" was the
strangest, yet attractively charming, reason to go to law school.
<gets on one knee>
Amy, for your love of figure skating, law, and all things MST3K...
Will you marry me?
Until later
John
John Wilson
John's Remarks at the Comic Readers Network
Love Potion Softie #9 - http://members.aol.com/chrisglson/sftg.html
"Being a nice guy is a curse" - John Wilson
"I'm not bitter" - Chris Gleason
"Dare to be Stupid" - "Weird" Al Yankovic
Noah Singman
Nuveeeeena wrote:
> Congratulations to her, and to you!!
>
> ... care tip about little ones: keep on hand LOTS of baby wipes, wet
> wipes, paper towels, and unloved towels.
And if you don't mind people looking at you like you're the anti-Christ,
I recommend the Sparties Seven-Day Diaper Suit: just wrap a big lawn &
leaf bag around the kid's neck (not too tight - you don't want to cut off
circulation). After a week (give or take a few days, depending on the
kid's food throughput), you hose the baby down. Piece of cake!
Noah
MST#59539
Waiting by the phone for an invitation to join the Babysitter's Club . .
. :-)
Nuveeeeena
In article <19970921042...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
tcur...@aol.com (TCurryFan) writes:
<snipped way out of context>
>Ummm... My SISTER just gave birth...
Congratulations to her, and to you!!
... care tip about little ones: keep on hand LOTS of baby wipes, wet
wipes, paper towels, and unloved towels.
C. Bourgeois
ChanaRivka
In article <19970921163...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
nuvee...@aol.com (Nuveeeeena) writes:
>Same thing happened to me.. My younger sister got married and started a
>family 8 years before I had my first kid. I was glad to let HER forge new
>paths for a change. As oldest kid, you tend to be the parenting crash test
>dummy.
In our circle of friends Noah and I were the first to get married and had
kids by the time the rest of them were just getting married. So, of
course, when they all had their kids they called me. My first piece of
advice to first time parents is to take a 3x5 index card and in big capital
letters write the word "sleep" on it. Look at it long and hard, then tear
it to shreds 'cause you'll never see it again.
Jungle Goddess, thankful that you can only be a first time parent once
MSTie #54796
"Chunky guys attract people. That's a known given fact." -- Tom Servo
TCurryFan
"nuvee...@aol.com (Nuveeeeena)" said:
>In article <19970921042...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
>tcur...@aol.com (TCurryFan) writes:
><snipped way out of context>
>>Ummm... My SISTER just gave birth...
>
>Congratulations to her, and to you!!
Thanks!
>... care tip about little ones: keep on hand LOTS of baby wipes,
>wet wipes, paper towels, and unloved towels.
Oh, they've got plenty! (-:
Laurelyn Smith
Noah Singman wrote in article <34256E1C...@idt.net>...
>And if you don't mind people looking at you like you're the anti-Christ,
>I recommend the Sparties Seven-Day Diaper Suit: just wrap a big lawn &
>leaf bag around the kid's neck (not too tight - you don't want to cut off
>circulation). After a week (give or take a few days, depending on the
>kid's food throughput), you hose the baby down. Piece of cake!
>
>Noah
>MST#59539
>Waiting by the phone for an invitation to join the Babysitter's Club . .
Can't help you there, but Noah, you *have* to marry me. That was the first
post in, oh, about a week or two that had me crying with laughter. Boy,
your kids have sure grown up pretty untraumatized despite having you for
their dad...must be JG's stellar influence.
Laurelyn
Noah Singman
ChanaRivka wrote:
> In our circle of friends Noah and I were the first to get married and had
> kids by the time the rest of them were just getting married. So, of
> course, when they all had their kids they called me. My first piece of
> advice to first time parents is to take a 3x5 index card and in big capital
> letters write the word "sleep" on it. Look at it long and hard, then tear
> it to shreds 'cause you'll never see it again.
Gee, Connie - I don't remember any problems getting enough sleep. :-) Of
course, I sleep much more soundly than you.
My advice (this is serious) to all the new parents (or new babysitters) is as
follows. If you've fed, changed and cuddled the baby, and it's still crying,
gently place it in the crib or playpen and walk away for a few minutes to get
YOURSELF some quiet. It won't hurt the baby, and will move you a few steps away
from strangling the screaming little maggot. Trust me on this - sometimes
they're just going to cry.
Noah
MST#59539
My life was rather seriously impinged by Connie not getting enough sleep . . .
BLeeKrause
> My first piece of
>advice to first time parents is to take a 3x5 index card and in big capital
>letters write the word "sleep" on it. Look at it long and hard, then tear
>it to shreds 'cause you'll never see it again.
>
>
Excellent advice, JG.
And remember:
1. Don't expect to watch a video without rewinding somewhere in middle
2. Don't wear anything that has to be dry cleaned for the next few years
3. Smile, because you never knew love like this before
BLeeK - Remembering those baby days and wishing I could hold my newborn
babies for just 10 minutes one more time!
Brenda Krause MiSTie #59181
Judy Clay
TCurryFan wrote:
>>bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston)
>
>>Congratulations, Auntie Cathy. In your honor, I will refrain from
>>any "Raymond J. Johnson Jr" riffs,
>
>Oh, why? (-:
>And actually, he was Ray R Johnson, Jr. Close enough, though! (-:
Nope. Sorry, but it was "Raymond *J.* Johnson Jr.". Remember:
"You can call me Ray or You can call me Jay...".
Oh, and congratulations, BTW.
-Rich (but ya doesn't hafta call me) Johnson
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Judy Clay and Rich Johnson
(Not exactly Ward and June, but not Sid and Nancy either)
"You're Macho Woman... You tell her like it *IS*, baby" - Joel Schumacher
Jonah13NYC
>TCurryFan wrote:
>
>>>bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston)
>>
>>>Congratulations, Auntie Cathy. In your honor, I will refrain from
>>>any "Raymond J. Johnson Jr" riffs,
>>
>>Oh, why? (-:
>>And actually, he was Ray R Johnson, Jr. Close enough, though! (-:
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Nope. Sorry, but it was "Raymond *J.* Johnson Jr.". Remember:
>
>"You can call me Ray or You can call me Jay...".
(groan) That was funny for about 2 seconds..... (3 pt reference)
Jonah Falcon
http://members.aol.com/jonah13nyc/index.html (try it! you'll like it!)
TCurryFan
"jonah...@aol.com (Jonah13NYC)" said:
>Judy Clay <jc...@uhura.cc.rochester.edu> wrote:
>
>>"You can call me Ray or You can call me Jay...".
>
>(groan) That was funny for about 2 seconds..... (3 pt reference)
Krusty the Klown, _the_Simpsons_, the "Gabbo/Krusty's Komeback" episode.
>Jonah Falcon
>http://members.aol.com/jonah13nyc/index.html
Chris Gleason
Jonah13NYC wrote in article
<19970922122...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
>>Nope. Sorry, but it was "Raymond *J.* Johnson Jr.". Remember:
>>
>>"You can call me Ray or You can call me Jay...".
>
>(groan) That was funny for about 2 seconds..... (3 pt reference)
I have a sudden urge to buy pork products from an embittered Jew with
deceptively small feet....
<*CHING!*>
I can't name the exact ep., but three points for a Krusty the Klown ref?
Yowza... inflation is really getting out of hand.
=================================================
In my day, 5 points was a down-payment on a car!,
Blades
JWilson SD wrote:
>
> Amy, for your love of figure skating, law, and all things MST3K...
>
> Will you marry me?
>
> Until later
> John
Of course! The more, the merrier, I say.
> "Being a nice guy is a curse" - John Wilson
Not any more!
Amy, join the conga line...
Chris Gleason
Norb wrote in article <5vvc5r$pol$4...@sun5.vassar.edu>...
>> Are you kidding? I'm going to show that on endless loop! What better
way
>> to steer little kids away from sex than to gross them out and scar their
>> tender psyches?
>
> Oh, dear.
Yes, darling?
> I can just imagine her in her first play group, pointing
>out which diapers are smooth and which camel-toed. You're one of those
>evil uncles, aren't you?
Hell yes! This little girl is going to have:
a) The noisiest collection of toys this side of the Rocky Mountains
b) An arm capable of gunning down from center field runners trying for home
c) MST3K merchandise
d) Personal instruction on the art of bad puns
e) Me, to spoil her in any other way necessary to irritate her parents,
such as taking her to McDonald's or Sea World on demand
As far as scarring her tender psyche, that's only because she's the most
beautiful little girl imaginable, and she's going to have to fight off the
boys with an automatic weapon. Ya gotta plan ahead for this kind of thing!
=================================================
f) Me, giving her money for no damned reason,
Chris Gleason
TCurryFan wrote in article
<19970922211...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
>>f) Me, giving her money for no damned reason,
>
>Can I be your neice, too?
Sure, if you can convince my sister to give birth to a 27-year-old woman.
=================================================
Worth a try, anyway...,
Bill Livingston
Previously on "Family Ties", Chris Gleason wrote:
>Norb wrote in article <5vvc5r$pol$4...@sun5.vassar.edu>...>
>>out which diapers are smooth and which camel-toed. You're one of those
>>evil uncles, aren't you?
He's just an Evil Uncle, with MSTing on his mind...
>
>Hell yes! This little girl is going to have:
>
>a) The noisiest collection of toys this side of the Rocky Mountains
I SAID, THE NEW RATTLE IS MUCH QUIETER!!!
>b) An arm capable of gunning down from center field runners trying for home
So when does she start playing for the Braves? OW!!! It was a joke, Gleason
- put down the acetlyne torch!!!
>c) MST3K merchandise
[see previousl references to Crow Rattles, Alien Teething Nooks, etc)
>d) Personal instruction on the art of bad puns
That makes us all MSTy eyed.
>e) Me, to spoil her in any other way necessary to irritate her parents,
> such as taking her to McDonald's or Sea World on demand
Why not both at once? Shamu McNuggets all around!
>
>As far as scarring her tender psyche, that's only because she's the most
>beautiful little girl imaginable, and she's going to have to fight off the
>boys with an automatic weapon. Ya gotta plan ahead for this kind of thing!
"It's a girl! Dan, get away from my daughter!" (3.5 pts)
>=================================================
>f) Me, giving her money for no damned reason,
Hey, what about giving the rest of us money for no damned reason?!?
Bill L.
Share the wealth! Well, share *your* wealth - I need mine!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
bi...@Traveller.COM http://www.hsv.tis.net/~bill
Best if Used by Date on Label
Chris Gleason
Bill Livingston wrote in article <606pe9$dfv$4...@hammer.msfc.nasa.gov>...
>>Hell yes! This little girl is going to have:
>>
>>a) The noisiest collection of toys this side of the Rocky Mountains
>
>I SAID, THE NEW RATTLE IS MUCH QUIETER!!!
Now it's time for me to buy Baby's First Jackhammer(tm)....
>>b) An arm capable of gunning down from center field runners trying for
home
>
>So when does she start playing for the Braves? OW!!! It was a joke, Gleason
>- put down the acetlyne torch!!!
You know, if the Padres weren't mathematically locked into last place, I'd
smack you for that one.
>>e) Me, to spoil her in any other way necessary to irritate her parents,
>> such as taking her to McDonald's or Sea World on demand
>
>Why not both at once? Shamu McNuggets all around!
Mmmmm... they leave your breath as fresh as a pesciverous marine
mammal's.... Now in the Blubber-Boy 20-piece size!
And while she's gnawing on Orca-Bits, I'll slip off to the Anheuser-Busch
Hospitality Zone....
>>As far as scarring her tender psyche, that's only because she's the most
>>beautiful little girl imaginable, and she's going to have to fight off the
>>boys with an automatic weapon. Ya gotta plan ahead for this kind of
thing!
>
>"It's a girl! Dan, get away from my daughter!" (3.5 pts)
My money is on "Night Court."
>>=================================================
>>f) Me, giving her money for no damned reason,
>
>Hey, what about giving the rest of us money for no damned reason?!?
As I told Catherine, talk it over with my sister. I'd gladly give money to
anybody she's willing to birth. Keep in mind, though, a 7-lb., 13-oz.,
21-inch baby took her 36 hours.
=================================================
And I don't think "pesciverous" means
"inclined to consume short Italian men",
Sheryl Gere
In article <342354...@virginia.edu>,
Blades <aca9w!nospam!@virginia.edu> wrote:
>Mike Sphar wrote:
>>
>> You know, one thing about being the oldest child is you have to wait a
>> *long* time to be an uncle. Why can't my brother or sister be more loose
>> and wanton?
>
>I feel your pain. I, too, am the oldest child, and I--
>
>Hey, wait a minute. I just realized something. If my
>brothers got married and had kids before I did, I'd feel
>kinda old-maidish.
Oh, great, I'm partway there...
(My brother, who is two years younger than me, got married
this June..no plans for kids yet, thank goodness)
Sheryl, and I refuse to be Aunt Sheryl to their dogs
--
"The"Sheryl, MSTie #12802
Filker, B5 fan and Bookaholic
Gene Police! You! Out of the pool!
TCurryFan
"Judy Clay <jc...@uhura.cc.rochester.edu>" said:
>TCurryFan wrote:
>>>bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston)
>>
>>>Congratulations, Auntie Cathy. In your honor, I will refrain
>>>from any "Raymond J. Johnson Jr" riffs,
>>
>>Oh, why? (-:
>>And actually, he was Ray R Johnson, Jr. Close enough, though!
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Nope. Sorry, but it was "Raymond *J.* Johnson Jr.". Remember:
No, I meant my BROTHER was Raymond *R* Johnson, Jr.
>"You can call me Ray or You can call me Jay...".
>
>Oh, and congratulations, BTW.
Thanks!
>-Rich (but ya doesn't hafta call me) Johnson
Ok; I'll call you late for dinner.
TCurryFan
"Chris Gleason <chris...@aol.com>" said:
>f) Me, giving her money for no damned reason,
Can I be your neice, too?
"Childbirth is pretty much like a David Lynch movie."
NoahConz
Laurelyn wrote:
> Noah wrote:
> > And if you don't mind people looking at you like you're the
> > anti-Christ, I recommend the Sparties Seven-Day Diaper Suit: just
> > wrap a big lawn & leaf bag around the kid's neck (not too tight -
> > you don't want to cut off circulation). After a week (give or take a
> > few days, depending on the kid's food throughput), you hose the
> > baby down. Piece of cake!
> > Noah
> > MST#59539
> > Waiting by the phone for an invitation to join the Babysitter's Club
> Can't help you there, but Noah, you *have* to marry me. That was
> the first post in, oh, about a week or two that had me crying with
> laughter. Boy,your kids have sure grown up pretty untraumatized
> despite having you for their dad...must be JG's stellar influence.
You've guessed correctly, of course - Jungle Goddess has somehow managed
to package beauty, coolness, MSTitude and profoundly correct maternal
instincts with really bad taste in men. Of course, your proposal shows the
very same bad taste, so I'll naturally thwart your plans and accept! :-)
I am deeply honored, though - I find myself in most exalted company.
It's not easy being the daddy from Hell, you know! Think of me as the
anti-Hugh Beaumont.
Noah
MST#59539
No, Chris, I won't ask Laurelyn to wear Saran Wrap and heels . . .
Jonah13NYC
>>
>
>
>
The episode is "Krusty Gets Kancelled". (And yes, correct reference. You
win a chocolate brownie!)
Jonah13NYC
>>>
>>
>>(groan) That was funny for about 2 seconds..... (3 pt reference)
>
>deceptively small feet....
>
> <*CHING!*>
>
>I can't name the exact ep., but three points for a Krusty the Klown ref?
>Yowza... inflation is really getting out of hand.
Well, three points because it was a vague reference. The full 3 points
would have been if you stated "Krusty Gets Kancelled".
JWilson SD
"Chris Gleason" <chris...@aol.com> writes:
>Norb wrote in article <5vvc5r$pol$4...@sun5.vassar.edu>...
>> I can just imagine her in her first play group, pointing
>>out which diapers are smooth and which camel-toed. You're one of those
>>evil uncles, aren't you?
>
>Hell yes! This little girl is going to have:
>
>a) The noisiest collection of toys this side of the Rocky Mountains
>b) An arm capable of gunning down from center field runners trying for home
>c) MST3K merchandise
>d) Personal instruction on the art of bad puns
>e) Me, to spoil her in any other way necessary to irritate her parents,
> such as taking her to McDonald's or Sea World on demand
>
>As far as scarring her tender psyche, that's only because she's the most
>beautiful little girl imaginable, and she's going to have to fight off the
>boys with an automatic weapon. Ya gotta plan ahead for this kind of thing!
>
>=================================================
>f) Me, giving her money for no damned reason,
g) having plenty of assistant's for the evil uncle (hee hee)
Until later
John
John Wilson
John's Remarks at the Comic Readers Network
Love Potion Softie #9 - http://members.aol.com/chrisglson/sftg.html
"Being a nice guy is a curse" - John Wilson
JWilson SD
In article <3426CD...@virginia.edu>, Blades
<aca9w!nospam!@virginia.edu> writes:
>JWilson SD wrote:
>>
>> Amy, for your love of figure skating, law, and all things MST3K...
>>
>> Will you marry me?
>>
>> Until later
>> John
>
>Of course! The more, the merrier, I say.
My first net.wife.... I'm feeling a little vaclempt.... talk amongst
yourselves... I'll give a topic.. Crow T. Robot is neither a crow nor a
robot.. Discuss..
>> "Being a nice guy is a curse" - John Wilson
>
>Not any more!
It still is but it's days like these that make it worth it.
>Amy, join the conga line...
Proud member of the Blades Sound Machine..
Nuveeeeena
In article <87497164...@wagasa.cts.com>, "Chris Gleason"
<chris...@aol.com> writes:
>>>Hell yes! This little girl is going to have:
>>>
>>>a) The noisiest collection of toys this side of the Rocky Mountains
>>
>>I SAID, THE NEW RATTLE IS MUCH QUIETER!!!
>
>Now it's time for me to buy Baby's First Jackhammer(tm)....
>
>
I am pretty sure you can still purchase the Fisher-Price Chainsaw...
(seriously!)
Bill Livingston
Previously on "Dave's World", Chris Gleason wrote:
>Bill Livingston wrote
>>>b) An arm capable of gunning down from center field runners trying for
>>>home
>>
>>- put down the acetlyne torch!!!
>
>You know, if the Padres weren't mathematically locked into last place, I'd
>smack you for that one.
So I'm safe until the end of the decade, then (really running now, 'cuz it's
not safe to tease the Padres fans in their own lair)
>>>e) Me, to spoil her in any other way necessary to irritate her parents,
>>> such as taking her to McDonald's or Sea World on demand
>>
>>Why not both at once? Shamu McNuggets all around!
>
>Mmmmm... they leave your breath as fresh as a pesciverous marine
>mammal's.... Now in the Blubber-Boy 20-piece size!
With three kinds of dipping sauce - abalone, penguin, and new EXTRA-BOLD!!!
>>>As far as scarring her tender psyche, that's only because she's the most
>>>beautiful little girl imaginable, and she's going to have to fight off the
>>>boys with an automatic weapon. Ya gotta plan ahead for this kind of
>>>thing!
>>
>>"It's a girl! Dan, get away from my daughter!" (3.5 pts)
>
>My money is on "Night Court."
Yep. Mac, right after his wife, Keiko O'Brien, gave birth
>>>f) Me, giving her money for no damned reason,
>>
>>Hey, what about giving the rest of us money for no damned reason?!?
>
>As I told Catherine, talk it over with my sister. I'd gladly give money to
>anybody she's willing to birth. Keep in mind, though, a 7-lb., 13-oz.,
>21-inch baby took her 36 hours.
Umm, no thanks. Two births is enough for me, and I doubt she wants to block of
two months of labor time.
>And I don't think "pesciverous" means
>"inclined to consume short Italian men",
Am I a clownfish?!? Do I amuse you in some fashion?
Bill L.
GoodFinnies
Chris Gleason
Nuveeeeena wrote in article
<19970923123...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
[NOISY TOYS]
>>Now it's time for me to buy Baby's First Jackhammer(tm)....
>
>I am pretty sure you can still purchase the Fisher-Price Chainsaw...
>(seriously!)
Coooooooooooooool! Think I should get it with that dippy Smilin' Harbinger
O' Death, the Fisher-Price "Executioner" figure?
=================================================
Kids is fun ta screw with their minds,
Chris Gleason
NoahConz wrote in article <19970923030...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
>> Boy,your kids have sure grown up pretty untraumatized
>> despite having you for their dad...must be JG's stellar influence.
>
>You've guessed correctly, of course - Jungle Goddess has somehow managed
>to package beauty, coolness, MSTitude and profoundly correct maternal
>instincts with really bad taste in men. Of course, your proposal shows the
>very same bad taste, so I'll naturally thwart your plans and accept! :-)
>I am deeply honored, though - I find myself in most exalted company.
Norb and TomR... exalted company, indeed. Sadly for you, though, she also
net.married some useless slug out in San Diego.
>It's not easy being the daddy from Hell, you know! Think of me as the
>anti-Hugh Beaumont.
So you really go rough on the B... never mind....
>Noah
>MST#59539
>No, Chris, I won't ask Laurelyn to wear Saran Wrap and heels . . .
Hey! You watch it, because I'm bigger than y... no... well I'm smarter
than... no... well I make more money th... no....
Well, I'm Irish and I can drink you under the table! So there!
=================================================
Nyah!,
Judith Jacobs
TCurryFan wrote:
>
> "lung...@aol.com (Lungsache)" said:
> >Just keep her laughing and pray for the day Miles sleeps through
> >the night. Kids are a lot of fun and aggrevation. You got to keep
> >laughing.
>
> Oh, we do. We all have a really weird sense of humor, so we're having as
> much fun with this as we can. (-:
>
> >Maybe you can start him on one of the Santa Claus Movies or
> >Jack Frost.
>
> Good, I have them all on tape! (-:
Great idea. But two famous words a nursing mother should *never*
utter within hearing distance of the tyke are: "bite me."
--Judith, owieowieowie!
Noah Singman
Chris Gleason wrote:
> Nuveeeeena wrote in article
> <19970923123...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
>
> [NOISY TOYS]
>
> >I am pretty sure you can still purchase the Fisher-Price Chainsaw...
> >(seriously!)
>
> Coooooooooooooool! Think I should get it with that dippy Smilin' Harbinger
> O' Death, the Fisher-Price "Executioner" figure?
Goes good with Jim Henson's Mutant Hellbeast Babies!
> Kids is fun ta screw with their minds,
Don't I know it!
Noah
MST#59539
Uh, I mean, what a terrible thing to do to the little moppets!
Noah Singman
Chris Gleason wrote:
> NoahConz wrote in article <19970923030...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
>
> >You've guessed correctly, of course - Jungle Goddess has somehow managed
> >to package beauty, coolness, MSTitude and profoundly correct maternal
> >instincts with really bad taste in men. Of course, your proposal shows the
> >very same bad taste, so I'll naturally thwart your plans and accept! :-)
> >I am deeply honored, though - I find myself in most exalted company.
>
> Norb and TomR... exalted company, indeed. Sadly for you, though, she also
> net.married some useless slug out in San Diego.
Hey - you're not useless! Laurelyn, Connie and I think you're just swell. And
if we ever get to S.D., I can't think of a better guide to the sights (and maybe
we'll ditch the chicks one night and check out the nudie bars). :-)
> >It's not easy being the daddy from Hell, you know! Think of me as the
> >anti-Hugh Beaumont.
>
> So you really go rough on the B... never mind....
Been watching Revenge of the Nerds again, eh? :-) Bad Chris! Naughty boy!
> >No, Chris, I won't ask Laurelyn to wear Saran Wrap and heels . . .
>
> Hey! You watch it, because I'm bigger than y... no... well I'm smarter
> than... no... well I make more money th... no....
>
> Well, I'm Irish and I can drink you under the table! So there!
Gotta give you that one, youngster. :-)
Noah
MST#59539
Chris drinks? :-)
Laurelyn Smith
Noah Singman wrote in article <34286945...@idt.net>...
>Chris Gleason wrote:
>
>> NoahConz wrote in article
<19970923030...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
>>
>> >You've guessed correctly, of course - Jungle Goddess has somehow managed
>> >to package beauty, coolness, MSTitude and profoundly correct maternal
>> >instincts with really bad taste in men. Of course, your proposal shows
the
>> >very same bad taste, so I'll naturally thwart your plans and accept!
:-)
>> >I am deeply honored, though - I find myself in most exalted company.
>>
>> Norb and TomR... exalted company, indeed. Sadly for you, though, she
also
>> net.married some useless slug out in San Diego.
>
>Hey - you're not useless! Laurelyn, Connie and I think you're just swell.
And
>if we ever get to S.D., I can't think of a better guide to the sights (and
maybe
>we'll ditch the chicks one night and check out the nudie bars). :-)
Oh, I don't think Chris would take that risk. I think John could probably
back me up on this one, am I right?
<snip>
>> >No, Chris, I won't ask Laurelyn to wear Saran Wrap and heels . . .
Darn it all...why doesn't *anyone* ever ask me to wear Saran Wrap and heels?
>> Hey! You watch it, because I'm bigger than y... no... well I'm smarter
>> than... no... well I make more money th... no....
>>
>> Well, I'm Irish and I can drink you under the table! So there!
>
>Gotta give you that one, youngster. :-)
>
>Noah
>MST#59539
>Chris drinks? :-)
Did we not impress you with our ability? You gotta remember, I was driving
and all...I don't know what the BKITU's excuse was.
Laurelyn
ChanaRivka
"Chris Gleason" wrote:
>NoahConz wrote in article <19970923030...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
>
>>Noah
>>MST#59539
>>No, Chris, I won't ask Laurelyn to wear Saran Wrap and heels . . .
>
>Hey! You watch it, because I'm bigger than y... no... well I'm smarter
>than... no... well I make more money th... no....
>
>Well, I'm Irish and I can drink you under the table! So there!
>
>=================================================
>Nyah!,
>
>
That wouldn't take much doing. Noah would just send me in as a pinch drinker.
Jungle Goddess, she of many talents (not all to be proud of)
MSTie #54796
"Chunky guys attract people. That's a known given fact." -- Tom Servo
Nuveeeeena
In article <87503731...@wagasa.cts.com>, "Chris Gleason"
<chris...@aol.com> writes:
>
>[NOISY TOYS]
>
>>>Now it's time for me to buy Baby's First Jackhammer(tm)....
>>
>>I am pretty sure you can still purchase the Fisher-Price Chainsaw...
>>(seriously!)
>
>Coooooooooooooool! Think I should get it with that dippy Smilin' Harbinger
>O' Death, the Fisher-Price "Executioner" figure?
Absolutely!! And don't forget to pick up a load of psychedelic mutants
from the Action Figures aisle.
JWilson SD
In article <609vcv$h...@sjx-ixn8.ix.netcom.com>, "Laurelyn Smith"
<Laur...@ix.netcom.spamblock.com> writes:
>Noah Singman wrote in article <34286945...@idt.net>...
>
>>Chris Gleason wrote:
>>
>>> NoahConz wrote in article
><19970923030...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
>>>
>>> >You've guessed correctly, of course - Jungle Goddess has somehow managed
>>> >to package beauty, coolness, MSTitude and profoundly correct maternal
>>> >instincts with really bad taste in men. Of course, your proposal shows
>the
>>> >very same bad taste, so I'll naturally thwart your plans and accept!
>:-)
>>> >I am deeply honored, though - I find myself in most exalted company.
>>>
>>> Norb and TomR... exalted company, indeed. Sadly for you, though, she
>also
>>> net.married some useless slug out in San Diego.
>>
>>Hey - you're not useless! Laurelyn, Connie and I think you're just swell.
>And
>>if we ever get to S.D., I can't think of a better guide to the sights (and
>maybe
>>we'll ditch the chicks one night and check out the nudie bars). :-)
>
>Oh, I don't think Chris would take that risk. I think John could probably
>back me up on this one, am I right?
Of course, the rooty toot tootiest Laurelyn, my good friend's love net.wife...
Chris would never risk this...
Laurelyn, over there an original collection of Narnia books in the right
order..
Chris, Noah... we'll just tell her we are going to play video games or
something..
Oh, hi Laurelyn, I see you are back. Chris would never go there... he
wouldn't dare risk the wrath of the Woman in Black.
Chris Gleason
Laurelyn Smith wrote in article <609vcv$h...@sjx-ixn8.ix.netcom.com>...
<CAUTION: This post contains some piggybacking. Consult physician before
use.>
NOAH:
>>> Norb and TomR... exalted company, indeed. Sadly for you, though, she
>>> also net.married some useless slug out in San Diego.
>>
>>Hey - you're not useless!
Actually, you're right. I can take out garbage like a pro! And I'm pretty
good at expert-level "Minesweeper" and reciting tongue-twisters.
>> Laurelyn, Connie and I think you're just swell.
Awwww... thanks. d:-) That makes me feel all nifty.
>>And if we ever get to S.D., I can't think of a better guide to the sights
Because no better guide exists, especially when pointing tourists in the
direction of all the *cool* restaurants.
>>(and maybe we'll ditch the chicks one night and check out the nudie bars).
>>:-)
Well, sure we could check them out. We're still a Navy town, so they're
pretty easy to find. Now as for going inside....
LAURELYN:
>Oh, I don't think Chris would take that risk.
Absolutely not, _querida_. I mean, last time I went to one, I ended up
cleaning partially-digested TGI Friday's burger and onion rings off the bar.
And I got to tip the restroom attendant twice while cleaning up the
partial-digester of said meal. Add drinks, other tips, yadda yadda yadda...
that's an expensive night for me to spend as a janitor.
That's not what you meant, is it? Uh, oh....
> I think John could probably
>back me up on this one, am I right?
Yes.
><snip>
>
>>> >No, Chris, I won't ask Laurelyn to wear Saran Wrap and heels . . .
>
>Darn it all...why doesn't *anyone* ever ask me to wear Saran Wrap and
heels?
Safety risk. You'd blind people with your stunning beauty. Next question?
NOAH:
>>> Hey! You watch it, because I'm bigger than y... no... well I'm smarter
>>> than... no... well I make more money th... no....
>>>
>>> Well, I'm Irish and I can drink you under the table! So there!
>>
>>Gotta give you that one, youngster. :-)
Had to find *something* I could best you at!
>>Noah
>>MST#59539
>>Chris drinks? :-)
He said innocently.
LAURELYN:
>Did we not impress you with our ability?
Three glasses of wine each isn't a bad start to an evening. d%-)
> You gotta remember, I was driving
>and all...I don't know what the BKITU's excuse was.
Most of that evening, my mouth was full of strawberries and grapes. I'm
surprised I got three glasses in!
=================================================
Fond memories...,
Noah Singman
Chris Gleason wrote:
> Laurelyn Smith wrote in article <609vcv$h...@sjx-ixn8.ix.netcom.com>...
>
> <CAUTION: This post contains some piggybacking. Consult physician before
> use.>
<This one, too - I haven't yet gotten Laurelyn's post>
> Well, sure we could check them out. We're still a Navy town, so they're
> pretty easy to find. Now as for going inside....
>
> LAURELYN:
> >Oh, I don't think Chris would take that risk.
She really DOES crack that whip. :-) Don't worry, Laurelyn - he won't look at
THEIR legs.
> [Noah:] No, Chris, I won't ask Laurelyn to wear Saran Wrap and heels . . .
>
> >Darn it all...why doesn't *anyone* ever ask me to wear Saran Wrap and heels?
>
> [Chris:] Safety risk. You'd blind people with your stunning beauty. Next
> question?
Even so, it's worth the risk, on general principle. Laurelyn, next time you and
Chris visit, bring the stilettos. I'll cover my eyes with Saran Wrap so Jungle
Goddess won't be offended. We should have area rugs by then, so Chris can
*thud* in comfort. :-)
> [Chris:] Well, I'm Irish and I can drink you under the table! So there!
> [Noah:] Gotta give you that one, youngster. :-)
>
> Had to find *something* I could best you at!
That's not really so difficult, sadly. But hey! Connie could probably drink
you under the table. [Noah taps his left arm, signalling the wetbar bullpen to
send in the lefty]
> >>Chris drinks? :-)
>
> He said innocently.
>
> LAURELYN: Did we not impress you with our ability?
I was thoroughly impressed. Connie was too, because it's so refreshing to
entertain non-teetotallers. However, she was humoring us - she once killed a
case of beer, just to watch it die!
> Three glasses of wine each isn't a bad start to an evening. d%-)
And you get bonus points for Kosher wine. :-)
> > You gotta remember, I was driving and all...I don't know what the BKITU's
> excuse > was.
>
> Most of that evening, my mouth was full of strawberries and grapes. I'm
> surprised I got three glasses in!
>
> Fond memories...,
For us, too.
Noah
MST#59539
Official North Jersey MSTie Safe House :-)
Chris Gleason
Noah Singman wrote in article <3429BF86...@idt.net>...
>> <CAUTION: This post contains some piggybacking. Consult physician before
>> use.>
[NUDIE BARS]
>> LAURELYN:
>> >Oh, I don't think Chris would take that risk.
>
>She really DOES crack that whip. :-)
But when you're a willing thrall, you don't mind so much. I'm sure you can
relate?
> Don't worry, Laurelyn - he won't look at
>THEIR legs.
Exactly. I'll be staring intently at my glass of Captain Morgan and Coke.
>> [Noah:] No, Chris, I won't ask Laurelyn to wear Saran Wrap and heels...
>>
>> >Darn it all...why doesn't *anyone* ever ask me to wear Saran Wrap and
heels?
>>
>> [Chris:] Safety risk. You'd blind people with your stunning beauty.
Next
>> question?
>
>Even so, it's worth the risk, on general principle. Laurelyn, next time
you and
>Chris visit, bring the stilettos.
o/~ I won't even feel the pain o/~
> I'll cover my eyes with Saran Wrap so Jungle
>Goddess won't be offended.
And I'm sure she'll cover your nose and mouth with it, too, just to seal in
all that Noah Singman Freshness -- now with Retsyn(R)!
> We should have area rugs by then, so Chris can
>*thud* in comfort. :-)
So you're buying some of them new-fangled Sealey Posture-Pedic Area Rugs?
>> [Chris:] Well, I'm Irish and I can drink you under the table! So there!
>> [Noah:] Gotta give you that one, youngster. :-)
>>
>> Had to find *something* I could best you at!
>
>That's not really so difficult, sadly.
I find that difficult to believe. Unless you care to try and match my
skills at running down deep flies to center field?
> But hey! Connie could probably drink
>you under the table. [Noah taps his left arm, signalling the wetbar
bullpen to
>send in the lefty]
Oh, hell... I've invoked the wrath of JG's liver....
>> >>Chris drinks? :-)
>>
>> He said innocently.
>>
>> LAURELYN: Did we not impress you with our ability?
>
>I was thoroughly impressed. Connie was too, because it's so refreshing to
>entertain non-teetotallers. However, she was humoring us - she once killed
a
>case of beer, just to watch it die!
She is now my personal hero.
>> Three glasses of wine each isn't a bad start to an evening. d%-)
>
>And you get bonus points for Kosher wine. :-)
"We answer to a... *higher* authority."
(1-pt. ref)
>Noah
>MST#59539
>Official North Jersey MSTie Safe House :-)
=================================================
Chris Gleason -- The Best Kisser in the Universe!
MSTie #66772 Official San Diego Tourism Geek
"Comin' to town? Gimme a call!"
Chris Mattern
>
> "We answer to a... *higher* authority."
> (1-pt. ref)
>
damn cool commercial.
Chris Mattern
Chris Gleason
Chris Mattern wrote in article
<342AEB6C...@mattern.alexandria.va.us>...
>> >And you get bonus points for Kosher wine. :-)
>>
>> "We answer to a... *higher* authority."
>> (1-pt. ref)
>>
>Ah, Hebrew National hot dogs. I still think that was a pretty
>damn cool commercial.
A very proud-looking Uncle Sam munching the finest hot dogs available.
<*CHING!*> to you!
=================================================
And I've had Nathan's hot dogs before,
Chris Gleason -- The Best Kisser in the Universe!
David Anderson
Fairly reliable sources inform me that Chris Gleason wrote:
>>> Had to find *something* I could best you at!
>>
>>That's not really so difficult, sadly.
>
>I find that difficult to believe. Unless you care to try and match my
>skills at running down deep flies to center field?
Deep flies? Blue-bottles into philosophy? Mediterranean fruits with
Ph.D's? What am I missing here?
Oh, right...a brain. Never mind.
--
========*Opinions expressed here are mine and mine alone. Deal with it.*========
* David Anderson * ICQ UIN: 3252070 * web location forthcoming *
* "I am living proof that you can be completely incomprehensible and still *
* make a living on TV." --Arianna Huffington *
==*I no longer post my e-mail address in Usenet--thank you, spammers. ICQ me.*==
Noah Singman
Chris Gleason wrote:
> Noah Singman wrote in article <3429BF86...@idt.net>...
> >She really DOES crack that whip. :-)
>
> But when you're a willing thrall, you don't mind so much. I'm sure you can
> relate?
Oh, I suppose so. :-)
> > Don't worry, Laurelyn - he won't look at THEIR legs.
>
> Exactly. I'll be staring intently at my glass of Captain Morgan and Coke.
Right through it, up at the stage. But I won't tell. It's Guy Rule 4.
> >Even so, it's worth the risk, on general principle. Laurelyn, next time you
> and
> >Chris visit, bring the stilettos.
>
> o/~ I won't even feel the pain o/~
Until the stilettos go through your palms. Hey! Modern stigmata! :-)
> > I'll cover my eyes with Saran Wrap so Jungle Goddess won't be offended.
>
> And I'm sure she'll cover your nose and mouth with it, too, just to seal in
> all that Noah Singman Freshness -- now with Retsyn(R)!
No - she won't kill me until she's sure the insurance will cover all the
mortgages.
> > We should have area rugs by then, so Chris can *thud* in comfort. :-)
>
> So you're buying some of them new-fangled Sealey Posture-Pedic Area Rugs?
I read that as Posture-Pubic Area Rugs. It's time to go to sleep now.
> >> Had to find *something* I could best you at!
>
> >That's not really so difficult, sadly.
>
> I find that difficult to believe. Unless you care to try and match my
> skills at running down deep flies to center field?
I'm an infielder - give me 2nd or short. But it's been many years, since I
absolutely refuse to play softball, on principle.
> > But hey! Connie could probably drink you under the table. [Noah taps his
> left arm, > signalling the wetbar bullpen to send in the lefty]
>
> Oh, hell... I've invoked the wrath of JG's liver....
Something even I won't dare do. :-)
> >> LAURELYN: Did we not impress you with our ability?
>
> >I was thoroughly impressed. Connie was too, because it's so refreshing to
> >entertain non-teetotallers. However, she was humoring us - she once killed
> > a case of beer, just to watch it die!
>
> She is now my personal hero.
Oh, like she needs more acolytes. :-)
> >> Three glasses of wine each isn't a bad start to an evening. d%-)
>
> >And you get bonus points for Kosher wine. :-)
>
> "We answer to a... *higher* authority." (1-pt. ref)
Hmm - Connie, wasn't there some controversy about the kashrut certification of
Hebrew National?
Noah
MST#59539
That rocked my world.
ChanaRivka
Chris Gleason" <chris...@aol.com> wrote:
>Chris Mattern wrote in article
><342AEB6C...@mattern.alexandria.va.us>...
>
>>> >And you get bonus points for Kosher wine. :-)
>>>
>>> "We answer to a... *higher* authority."
>>> (1-pt. ref)
>>>
>>Ah, Hebrew National hot dogs. I still think that was a pretty
>>damn cool commercial.
>
>A very proud-looking Uncle Sam munching the finest hot dogs available.
><*CHING!*> to you!
>
>=================================================
>And I've had Nathan's hot dogs before,
>
>
>
>
I always liked the Armour hot dog commercial:
Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs
What kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks
Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox
Love hot dogs, Armour hot dogs
The dog kids love to bite
Jungle Goddess, the age is showing again
Chris Gleason
Noah Singman wrote in article <342B2540...@idt.net>...
>> > Don't worry, Laurelyn - he won't look at THEIR legs.
>>
>> Exactly. I'll be staring intently at my glass of Captain Morgan and
Coke.
>
>Right through it, up at the stage. But I won't tell. It's Guy Rule 4.
Let's see... Guy Rule 4... ah! Here it is: "Sergeant Shultz had the right
idea."
[SHE'S SO GOOD WITH HER STILETTO]
>> o/~ I won't even feel the pain o/~
>
>Until the stilettos go through your palms. Hey! Modern stigmata! :-)
A crucifix... with me hanging on it... extremities impaled by footwear....
You generate some funky images in my mind, Noah. How the hell do you do
that?
>> > We should have area rugs by then, so Chris can *thud* in comfort. :-)
>>
>> So you're buying some of them new-fangled Sealey Posture-Pedic Area Rugs?
>
>I read that as Posture-Pubic Area Rugs.
AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! Brain... sizzling... must...
notMUSTNOTMUSTNOT!!!... make... area-posture... jok<*POP*>
*REBOOT*
Ouch. Anybody have an aspirin?
>> I find that difficult to believe. Unless you care to try and match my
>> skills at running down deep flies to center field?
>
>I'm an infielder - give me 2nd or short. But it's been many years, since I
>absolutely refuse to play softball, on principle.
I know you to be a man of principles, but SOFTBALL?!? If it puts your mind
at ease, I have a feeling that Miss Rand was neutral on the subject,
amigo....
>> >> LAURELYN: Did we not impress you with our ability?
>>
>> >I was thoroughly impressed. Connie was too, because it's so refreshing
to
>> >entertain non-teetotallers. However, she was humoring us - she once
killed
>> > a case of beer, just to watch it die!
>>
>> She is now my personal hero.
>
>Oh, like she needs more acolytes. :-)
You're just jealous. d;-)
[NOTE: The preceding line originally read "You're just jealous, Mr. Jungle
Goddess. d;-)," but at the last minute, the author decided he was above such
adolescent wise-ass remarks, and removed it from sight.]
>> "We answer to a... *higher* authority." (1-pt. ref)
>
>Hmm - Connie, wasn't there some controversy about the kashrut certification
of
>Hebrew National?
Then thank God I'm not Jewish. Them's tasty dogs!
>Noah
>MST#59539
>That rocked my world.
My, you're easily amused!
=================================================
I have a piece of tinfoil for you to play with,
Chris Gleason
ChanaRivka wrote in article
<19970926102...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
[DEFINITION OF "WEIRD AREA" -- CHANGING TOPICS FROM NUDIE BARS TO HOT DOGS]
>I always liked the Armour hot dog commercial:
>
>Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs
>What kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs?
>Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks
>Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox
>Love hot dogs, Armour hot dogs
>The dog kids love to bite
>
>Jungle Goddess, the age is showing again
Pish-tosh. I bet you just watched "Demolition Man" one too many times.
=================================================
While I was on my college newspaper, I
thought every restaurant *was* Taco Bell!,
TCurryFan
"Chris Gleason <chris...@aol.com>" said:
>=================================================
>While I was on my college newspaper, I
>thought every restaurant *was* Taco Bell!,
Yo quiero Taco Bell!
<Hey, I like that ad, ok?>
"Childbirth is pretty much like a David Lynch movie."
-Jeffrey Marchant (my brother-in-law), on the birth of his son.
Catherine Johnson ---------- MiSTie #75,125 ---------- TCur...@aol.com
Bill Livingston
Previously on "Max Headroom", Chris Gleason wrote:
>ChanaRivka wrote
>
>>I always liked the Armour hot dog commercial:
>>
>>Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs
>>What kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs?
>>Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks
>>Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox
>>Love hot dogs, Armour hot dogs
>>The dog kids love to bite
>>
>>Jungle Goddess, the age is showing again
>
>Pish-tosh. I bet you just watched "Demolition Man" one too many times.
In other words, she once watched "Demolition Man"
>While I was on my college newspaper, I
>thought every restaurant *was* Taco Bell!,
Except in Europe, where they're Pizza Huts
Bill L.
'Scuse me, I gotta stop and smell the pizza
Laurelyn Smith
Chris Gleason wrote in article <87529640...@wagasa.cts.com>...
>Noah Singman wrote in article <342B2540...@idt.net>...
>
>>> > Don't worry, Laurelyn - he won't look at THEIR legs.
And at this point, I'd just like to remark that it's not their legs I'm
worried about.
Laurelyn
Noah Singman
Chris Gleason wrote:
> Let's see... Guy Rule 4... ah! Here it is: "Sergeant Shultz had the right
> idea."
Precisely. Play dumb.
> A crucifix... with me hanging on it... extremities impaled by footwear....
> You generate some funky images in my mind, Noah. How the hell do you do
> that?
I was old when your world was young . . . And this reminds me of something.
Does anyone else remember that album cover (I think the group was Camel)
featuring a crucified astronaut suspended over the earth? The title was "I can
see your house from here."
> AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! Brain... sizzling... must...
> notMUSTNOTMUSTNOT!!!... make... area-posture... jok<*POP*>
>
> *REBOOT*
>
> Ouch. Anybody have an aspirin?
Better - nembutol! :-)
> I know you to be a man of principles, but SOFTBALL?!? If it puts your mind
> at ease, I have a feeling that Miss Rand was neutral on the subject, amigo....
Not if she had ever seen it, my young friend. :-)
> You're just jealous. d;-)
>
> [NOTE: The preceding line originally read "You're just jealous, Mr. Jungle
> Goddess. d;-)," but at the last minute, the author decided he was above such
> adolescent wise-ass remarks, and removed it from sight.]
Oh, well done, ya little creep. :-)
> Then thank God I'm not Jewish. Them's tasty dogs!
I prefer official, Cafe Sabrett, dirty water dogs m'self. Mustard, sauerkraut
and unyums, and an unsanitary can of Coke. That's good eatin'!
> >Noah
> >MST#59539
> >That rocked my world.
>
> My, you're easily amused!
>
> I have a piece of tinfoil for you to play with,
Shiny! Pretty! Good!
[Amused, the MSTresses pat Noah on the head as he sits and plays with his
tinfoil, unaware that he's trying to look up their dresses]
Noah
MST#59539
Oh! Dropped pretty shiny again!
She Who Controls the Wind and the Seas
Noah Singman wrote:
>
> Bill Livingston wrote:
>
> > Previously on "Max Headroom", Chris Gleason wrote:
> > >Pish-tosh. I bet you just watched "Demolition Man" one too many times.
> >
> > In other words, she once watched "Demolition Man"
>
> Stallone properly lumbering for the role. An interesting utopia/dystopia of the
> near future. And it contains an example of a circumstance when I consider it
> completely appropriate for a child to curse:
I saw it twice. I was on a business trip. The first time I
saw it, it was about two in the morning, and I was drunk.
It was on HBO. The whole thing had the hazy, insubstantial
quality of a fever dream. I saw it again a few days later.
I discovered that drinking had nothing to do with that
quality.
It wasn't all that *bad*, it was just... strange.
Amy
-------------------------------
"You're built too low! The fast ones go over your head!
You got a hole in your glove! I keep pitchin' 'em and you
keep missin' 'em! You gotta keep your eye on the ball, son!
Eye...ball...Eyeball! I almost had a gag there. Joke, that is."
-- Foghorn Leghorn
ac...@virginia.edu
Noah Singman
Bill Livingston wrote:
> Previously on "Max Headroom", Chris Gleason wrote:
> >Pish-tosh. I bet you just watched "Demolition Man" one too many times.
>
> In other words, she once watched "Demolition Man"
[True Confessions]I liked "Demolition Man." I thought Snipes was excellent, and
Stallone properly lumbering for the role. An interesting utopia/dystopia of the
near future. And it contains an example of a circumstance when I consider it
completely appropriate for a child to curse:
[The scene - Stallone has just rescued a little girl from her kidnappers, and
destroyed a mall doing it - the dialogue is paraphrased]
OBNOXIOUS REPORTER: How do you justify destroying a multimillion-dollar shopping
mall to save a girl whose ransom was twenty-five thousand dollars?
LITTLE GIRL: F*ck you, lady!
I was laughing so hard, I had to rewind the tape.
Noah
MST#59539
Was "obnoxious" redundant? :-)
Jello
TCurryFan (tcur...@aol.com) wrote:
: Yo quiero Taco Bell!
: <Hey, I like that ad, ok?>
Just thought you'd like to know you don't stand alone on that count.
: "Childbirth is pretty much like a David Lynch movie."
: -Jeffrey Marchant (my brother-in-law), on the birth of his son.
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TCurryFan
"je...@cc.gatech.edu (Jello)" said:
>TCurryFan (tcur...@aol.com) wrote:
>
>: Yo quiero Taco Bell!
>: <Hey, I like that ad, ok?>
>
>Just thought you'd like to know you don't stand alone on that
>count.
Thanks, Jello!
JWilson SD
On the next episode of "Body by Taco Bell",
"Chris Gleason" <chris...@aol.com> writes:
>ChanaRivka wrote in article
><19970926102...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
>
>[DEFINITION OF "WEIRD AREA" -- CHANGING TOPICS FROM NUDIE BARS TO HOT DOGS]
>
>>I always liked the Armour hot dog commercial:
>>
>>Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs
>>What kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs?
>>Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks
>>Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox
>>Love hot dogs, Armour hot dogs
>>The dog kids love to bite
>>
>>Jungle Goddess, the age is showing again
But does anyone remember the now famous kid who was in this commercial.
(I don't that is why I am asking.)
>Pish-tosh. I bet you just watched "Demolition Man" one too many times.
Where co-inky-dinky, Taco Bell won the Franchise Wars.
>=================================================
>While I was on my college newspaper, I
>thought every restaurant *was* Taco Bell!,
>
You mean they're not?
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Stephen Cooke
On Fri, 26 Sep 1997, Noah Singman wrote:
> Chris Gleason wrote:
> > Ouch. Anybody have an aspirin?
>
> Better - nembutol! :-)
Numbs it all!
(5 pt ref)
swac
practically giving it away
GemMemory
Stephen Cooke <am...@chebucto.ns.ca>
>On Fri, 26 Sep 1997, Noah Singman wrote:
>
>> Chris Gleason wrote:
>
>> > Ouch. Anybody have an aspirin?
>>
>> Better - nembutol! :-)
>
>Numbs it all!
>(5 pt ref)
But I prefer . . .
AL-CO-HOL!
Clash - "The Right Profile"
Ian W. "is he all right?" Hill
Bite, ME
"Abstractionism seeks to destroy by the creation of brainstorms." -- Rep.
Rankin, on the floor of Congress, sometime in the late 40s.