OTP: poem 08/09/98 (found on alt.surrealism)
Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor
found on alt.surrealism:
bob.eze...@ghbbs.com (BOB EZERGAILIS) writes:
>poem: 08/09/98
>---------------------
>
>Fishing
>-------
>
>Here it is
>most of life
>spent fishing,
>in empty waters,
>moving from one
>to another
>emptied lake.
gone fishin'
___________
Here goes
another lifetime lost
to alcohol and fish
adrift on a endless lake
not unlike the
empty beer cans
floating
in the bottom
of my boat.
--thor september 15 1998 16:07:12
Bill Livingston
Gone Fishin'
--------------
Gone Fishin'
By a shady
wadey
pool
Gone Fishin'
Wish I
could be that
kind
of fool.
Gone Fishin'
Instead
of just
a whishin'.
B. Crosby/L. Armstrong, 194?
Interrpeted by Bill L., 9/15/98
Bill L.
Zahzahzooboozeezeezahhhhhhhhhhh!
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bi...@Traveller.COM http:\\www.Traveller.COM\~bill
He that is of a merry heart hath
a continual feast - Prov. 15:15b
Jess Nevins
Gone fishin' again
Dead calm, flat surface, and me
Wishing you were here
jess
Ruth M. McIlhenny
Bill Livingston wrote:
Gone Fishing---------------
On the wide wet lake
My reel is spent, the hook is
empty of a wrig...
glin' worm.So I wrig...
gle instead, but the fish stay
away. Stupid fish.
Ruth (please excuse the very bad haiku form)
****************
"Away with floods! Away with the dull drudgery of workday tidal waves" MP
Ruth M. McIlhenny
> Gone fishin' again
> Dead calm, flat surface, and me
> Wishing you were here
Jess, for that you get a huge haiku smooch!
My lips press against
The wonder, Jess Nevins, in
Acclaim and true awe.
*Smooch**Smooch**Smooch**Smooch**Smooch*
*Smooch**Smooch**Smooch* *Smooch**Smooch**Smooch**Smooch*
*Smooch**Smooch**Smooch**Smooch**Smooch*
(I'm easy! What can I say?)
> jess
Toodles!
Ruth
**********
"Away with floods! Away with the dull drudgery of workday tidal waves!" MP
Servoid
> Dead calm, flat surface, and me
> Wishing you were here
>
TVFish
---------
Bubba lands a bass.
"That thar's a big 'un, ain't it?"
What? He threw it back!
-- Robert H. AKA Servoid, argh
Jess Nevins
>
> Jess Nevins wrote:
>
> > Gone fishin' again
> > Dead calm, flat surface, and me
> > Wishing you were here
>
>
> My lips press against
> The wonder, Jess Nevins, in
> Acclaim and true awe.
>
> *Smooch**Smooch**Smooch**Smooch**Smooch*
> *Smooch**Smooch**Smooch* *Smooch**Smooch**Smooch**Smooch*
> *Smooch**Smooch**Smooch**Smooch**Smooch*
>
> (I'm easy! What can I say?)
Awww...yer makin' me blush... :-)
jess - thanks, Ruth - I just hope you don't get my cold
Ruth M. McIlhenny
> Ruth M. McIlhenny wrote:
> >
> > Jess Nevins wrote:
> >
> > > Gone fishin' again
> > > Dead calm, flat surface, and me
> > > Wishing you were here
> >
> > Jess, for that you get a huge haiku smooch!
> >
> > My lips press against
> > The wonder, Jess Nevins, in
> > Acclaim and true awe.
> >
> > *Smooch**Smooch**Smooch**Smooch**Smooch*
> > *Smooch**Smooch**Smooch* *Smooch**Smooch**Smooch**Smooch*
> > *Smooch**Smooch**Smooch**Smooch**Smooch*
> >
> > (I'm easy! What can I say?)
>
> Awww...yer makin' me blush... :-)
So I see, and quite fecthingly, I might add... ;-}
> jess - thanks, Ruth - I just hope you don't get my cold
Nope - I'm immune to catching sicknesses from ratmmers.
Toodles!
ruth
hunter
Bill Livingston wrote:
Gone Fishin'
(a minimalist piece...)
I can not believe
I paid 99 cents
To rent this lousy movie.
Damn you to hell Danny Glover!!!
(snaps fingers & plays bongos)
>
> Bill L.
> Zahzahzooboozeezeezahhhhhhhhhhh!
>
> #######################################################################
> bi...@Traveller.COM http:\\www.Traveller.COM\~bill
> He that is of a merry heart hath
> a continual feast - Prov. 15:15b
--
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"Find beauty in the banal for it is everywhere."- Bellini's teachings.
"Why fall in love when there's better things to do?"- Devo "Love
Without Anger"
"Did you feel the love? No? Well, did you feel the existential
dread? Good... that was the correct response"- Crow T.
Robot on Summer Blockbusters in general, and "Ever After"
in particular.
eic...@epix.net
> Dead calm, flat surface, and me
> Wishing you were here
>
I don't like to fish
So I will just drink at home
And watch Devil Fish
Huzzah, my first haiku!
-- Bob "That was pretty easy" Eichler
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Carl Burke
...
> Gone Fishin'
> (a minimalist piece...)
>
> I can not believe
> I paid 99 cents
> To rent this lousy movie.
>
> Damn you to hell Danny Glover!!!
>
> (snaps fingers & plays bongos)
Howzabout you let me go 'n I'll tell you a secret, allright?
...
Did I mention you're a... very handsome man?
--
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My opinions are mine and mine alone, unless you
agree with them. Then I'll share.
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-- RATMM's Original Midnight Rambler, Big Rob Fontenot
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EvilJen
Carl Burke wrote:
> hunter wrote:
> ...
> > Gone Fishin'
> > (a minimalist piece...)
> >
> > I can not believe
> > I paid 99 cents
> > To rent this lousy movie.
> >
> > Damn you to hell Danny Glover!!!
> >
> > (snaps fingers & plays bongos)
>
> Howzabout you let me go 'n I'll tell you a secret, allright?
>
> ...
>
> Did I mention you're a... very handsome man?
Titanic
Big huge boat sinks
Women vaguely look like me speak
"You'd love the Historical Costumes."
following me, try make me watch
big boat sink
I have more chest hair than Leonardo DiCapprio.
(EJ removes her black beret and bows.)
EvilJen
http://members.tripod.com/~EJCorley/
Cresent Fresh!
The Midnight Rambler
Carl Burke wrote:
> hunter wrote:
> ...
> > Gone Fishin'
> > (a minimalist piece...)
> >
> > I can not believe
> > I paid 99 cents
> > To rent this lousy movie.
> >
> > Damn you to hell Danny Glover!!!
> >
> > (snaps fingers & plays bongos)
>
> Howzabout you let me go 'n I'll tell you a secret, allright?
Okay.
"Blockbuster buys up mom-and-pop stores, eliminates all of their
offbeat and potentially offensive films, and then fills the empty
space with 80,000 copies of Titanic."
Heck, everyone knows that.
> Did I mention you're a... very handsome man?
>
> --
> --------------------------------------------------
> Carl Burke, cbu...@mitre.org -- le nu ko batci mi kei cu zdile
> My opinions are mine and mine alone, unless you
> agree with them. Then I'll share.
> --------------------------------------------------
> "Naked blond girls come and go. But drunken love is forever."
> -- RATMM's Original Midnight Rambler, Big Rob Fontenot
> --------------------------------------------------
WOOOOOOOOO!
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Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor
then someone had another
cold beer. devil fish!
--thor september 16 1998 17:04:33
Chris Gleason
<17FD3EF83S...@134.139.84.1>...
>someone drank a beer
>then someone had another
>cold beer. devil fish!
>
>--thor september 16 1998 17:04:33
I drank a large beer
Then a tequila shooter
How do I still type?
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Believer in All Things Good and Beautiful
MSTie #66772 cgleason(at)flash(dot)net
"You wouldn't *like* me in my Hammer pants, son."
-- Steven "thor" Thorpe
eic...@epix.net
tho...@csulb.edu (Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor) wrote:
> eic...@epix.net writes:
>
> >I don't like to fish
> >So I will just drink at home
> >And watch Devil Fish
>
> then someone had another
> cold beer. devil fish!
I drank that first beer
And then the second beer too
Plus four more 'n mumblishs friggn word count, ah fergeddabodit
-- Bob "Biish" Eichler, hic
Bill Livingston
>Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor wrote
>>then someone had another
>>cold beer. devil fish!
>>
>
>I drank a large beer
>Then a tequila shooter
>How do I still type?
I'll have me a beer.
Then I'll have another beer.
So, like, good day, eh?
>Carefully,
Careful - L-Y!
Bill L.
How do you down that 40th piece of pie?
Pshaughn
>Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor wrote in message
><17FD3EF83S...@134.139.84.1>...
>
>>someone drank a beer
>>then someone had another
>>cold beer. devil fish!
>>
>>--thor september 16 1998 17:04:33
Witch girlfriend tells me
that this is where the fish lives.
Someone tell me why.
- Noser the Fishless
Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor
>>Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor wrote:
>>>someone drank a beer
>>>then someone had another
>>>cold beer. devil fish!
>>>
>>>--thor september 16 1998 17:04:33
>Witch girlfriend tells me
>that this is where the fish lives.
>Someone tell me why.
>
>- Noser the Fishless
with Mickey by the calm pool --
furniture would help.
--thor september 17 1998 16:05:01
The Midnight Rambler
Pshaughn wrote:
> >Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor wrote in message
> ><17FD3EF83S...@134.139.84.1>...
> >
> >>someone drank a beer
> >>then someone had another
> >>cold beer. devil fish!
> >>
> >>--thor september 16 1998 17:04:33
>
> Witch girlfriend tells me
> that this is where the fish lives.
> Someone tell me why.
>
> - Noser the Fishless
"We raise walnuts there."
"You are a beautiful girl."
(pause) Crow: "TALK FASTER!"
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Bill Livingston
>psha...@aol.comREMOVEME (Pshaughn) writes:
>>>Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor wrote:
>>>>someone drank a beer
>>>>then someone had another
>>>>cold beer. devil fish!
>>>>
>>>>--thor september 16 1998 17:04:33
>
>>Witch girlfriend tells me
>>that this is where the fish lives.
>>Someone tell me why.
>>
>>- Noser the Fishless
>
>
>with Mickey by the calm pool --
>furniture would help.
>
>--thor september 17 1998 16:05:01
It's Zap Rowsdower
Versus evil Garth Vader!
Can Wormy Boy help?
Bill L.
snap snap snap
Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor
>Pshaughn wrote:
>> Witch girlfriend tells me
>> that this is where the fish lives.
>> Someone tell me why.
>>
>> - Noser the Fishless
>"You are a beautiful girl."
>(pause) Crow: "TALK FASTER!"
>
snooty townspeople
but all that he could think to
answer with was, "ZAH!"
--thor september 17 1998 17:13:23
Servoid
>
> Previously on "Red Green", Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor wrote:
> >psha...@aol.comREMOVEME (Pshaughn) writes:
> >>>Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor wrote:
> >>>>someone drank a beer
> >>>>then someone had another
> >>>>cold beer. devil fish!
> >>>>
> >>>>--thor september 16 1998 17:04:33
> >
> >>that this is where the fish lives.
> >>Someone tell me why.
> >>
> >>- Noser the Fishless
> >
> >
> >with Mickey by the calm pool --
> >furniture would help.
> >
> >--thor september 17 1998 16:05:01
>
> It's Zap Rowsdower
> Versus evil Garth Vader!
> Can Wormy Boy help?
>
> Bill L.
> snap snap snap
Episode six four-
teen: San Francisco Inter-
national (Airport)
OK, OK, gimme a sec to think of a *real* one:
Episode three se-
venteen: Viking Women ver-
sus the Sea Serpent
Now cut that out!
Is this the right place?
Who's that strange man at the door?
He TaLkS rEaL fUnNy.
-- Robert H. AKA Servoid, who uses too many mono-syllabic words in his haiku(s)