Robert Carnegie <
rja.ca...@excite.com> wrote:
>I think if you're interested in cells and their molecular biology,
>then _Molecular Biology of the Cell_, _Molecular and Cellular
>Biology_, _Thrilling Wonder Stories_ and _Playboy_ are the four
>magazines you're most likely to read, but you'll find TWS pretty
>disappointing.
Oh now we're back to that Smothers Brothers song, are we?
My old slan's a star-sailor, hey, what do you think about that?
He wears a star-sailor's coller, he wears a star-sailor's hat
He wears a starrrrr-sailor's raincoat, he wears star-sailors' shoes
And every Saturday evening, he reads the Star-Sailor's News
And some day, if I can ... I'm gonna be a star-sailor, the same as my old slan!
Well, my old slan's a xenoanthropologist, say what do you think about that?
She wears a xenoanthropologist collar, she wears a xenoanthropologist hat
She wears a xenoanthropologist raincoat, she wears xenoanthropologist shoes
(practical!)
And every Saturday evening, she scans the Xenoanthropologist News
And some day, if I can ... I'm gonna be a xenoanthropologist, the same as my
old slan!
Waaall, _my_ old slan's a cryogenics repairbot, whaddaya think about that?
It wears a cryogenics repairbot mechanicollar, it wears a cryogenics
repairbot tinfoil hat!
It wears a cryogenics repairbot water-repellent coating, it wears cryogenic
repairbot brake shoes
And every Saturday evening, it reads PlA-I magazine! (Wait, we can't say
that on the transtape!) (Oh yeah, right, sorry)
And some day, if I can ... I'm gonna be a cryogenics repairbot, the same as my
old slan!
... ... Well ... MY old slan's a cotton-pickin' finger-lickin hyperspatial
chicken plucker! What do you think about THAT? (...I think you'd better not
make a mistake here.)
Dave "remainder of scene redacted due to violent linguistic contortional
content" DeLaney
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