I claim the title of world's greatest con artist!!!
ClayLC
The text below was posted in my Google group, revealing ALL!
Somebody slipped up badly or the hoax is over. I found the following
link for patriotic music on the music thread.
http://lcweb2.loc.gov/diglib/ihas/search?query=subject:%22Patriotic%2...
Likely cursing crap
Laughing Crazy Coot/
Lonnie Courtney Clay
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I do not recall the precise date, but the first indication that
something was rotten was that instead of taking a long time, posts to
Google went through quickly. Instead of spending all that effort to
continue the hoax, just pay me 10% of what it is costing now! Another
indication was that the very long identification strings for YouTube
are now short...
Pay me, not a bunch of government spooks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8YExXXTKIo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHH_WOp7XHI
Laughing Crazy Coot/
Lonnie Courtney Clay
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I have a confession to make. I have been very annoyed by the treatment
which I recieved beginning in 1986 when I was laid off by Datapoint. I
decided to perpetrate a hoax and you have observed the level of
credibility which I am able to achieve. While I am at 5+ standard
deviations above the norm, I am just as human as the rest of you. I am
not an alien, do not have access to higher dimensions, alternate
realities, other universes, and have one soul like the rest of you.
But the treatment which I have recieved since publishing Freedom
Computing Publications HotDisks in 1986 was (in my opinion)
justification for any component of hoax which I desired. In response
you attempted to hoax me and as you may now realize, I was never
fooled, but wanted to see how much effort you would expend. As I
hinted when I mentioned being taught to play the "Sting" theme in a
post at Shrapnelgames.com, I am familiar with hoaxes. It seems likely
that the posts which I made in 1997 were censored and I expected it,
but was very surprised when I contacted the Reform party and had my
screen fill up with instant messages. So somebody actually saw what I
posted! The drugging started on the first day or soon thereafter,
causing me to be unable to sleep. The cable tv channels were to a
certain extent hoaxed too. Evidence of that was the "geniuses"
advertisement by Apple. I then sent emails to aol and apple as part of
my hoax too. I wrote bizzarre things down for examination by shrinks.
I composed the acronyms which I have been giving you on the fly each
day. I have an ordinary memory except that it has been shot to hell
and gone by drugs. While it was pretty good, it was never eidetic or
encrypted. I do however use mnemonics keying to help recall things and
music seems to help the process along. Some music produces intense
pleasure, while such things as rap music are simply disgusting. All of
that effort on my part was in response to Asher Edelman destroying my
home at Datapoint.....
Is all of that perfectly clear ?
If not then I will explain anything which requires it. In
compensation, I demand that the drugging cease immediately!
Laughing Crazy Coot/
Lonnie Courtney Clay
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Furthermore, I did not like the attitude of the other persons which I
encountered at SACHQ in the USAF. They were far too eager to launch a
pre-emptive strike if they thought that it would be practical. I
decided that I wanted no part of it so I began to drink alchohol and
act erractically so that I would not recieve a TOP SECRET SIOP which
was required for permanent assignment to there. Because I had a
guaranteed contract which said that I could get out if not employed as
a 511x1, I forced them to let me out. After they assigned me to
perform demeaning chores, I gave outrageous answers when given a
psychiatic examination. So I became "Deep Purple" a one man secret
service dedicated to preventing nuclear war. I do not know for a fact
that publication of FCP Hotdisks had anything to do with the fall of
the Soviet Union, but I did single out the Russians for criticism,
calling them crazy or just stupid due to malnutrition in childfhood
years. I pointed out that people were dying to leave the Soviet Union
while others were dying to enter the U.S.A. so perhaps that was a
factor. I said that Communism was unworkable, which it was too. I said
that whoever tried to kill Mikhail Gorbachov might be gunning for the
wrong guy too. You all know who led the effort to dismantle the Soviet
Union.....
I gave a hint about "Deep Purple" when I posted to the Joan Baez
message board back in 2001, but I guess that everyone was too stupid
to catch on. Deep Purple falls today! Also as the song theme from
Billy Jack says, "Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat
a friend." That is me having great difficulty holding or getting good
jobs, perhaps due to government pressure on employers. Certainly they
had more justification after I attacked the government in 1986 (by
calling for a Constitution convention in 1987), but the grudge from
1974 was petty if present, since they had no reason to suspect me.
If all of this sounds like paranoid delusions to you, then perhaps you
should collect the facts and examine them yourself, if you can get
acess to my government dossier.
Laughing Crazy Coot/
Lonnie Courtney Clay
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See :
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.survivalism/browse_thread/thread/...
There is no safety at all except read only backups offline at
this time in this universe in this reality. I am a REAL TIME
REENTRANT
MULTITASKING OVERLAY LOADING OPERATING SYSTEMS SOFTWARE ENGINEER as
well as many other ABILITIES. I have read over 2000 titles of this
science fiction. I am familiar with the potentialities of fantasy and
unreality.
I had great fun composing that thread. Read it in hindsight now that
you know that my Irish heritage gave me a gift of gab at least as high
above the norm as my intellect. Because I wanted to program people as
well as computers, I studied how to write programs with great
intensity. While I may not be the most intelligent person in the
history of the world, I am at least in the top ten today.....
Laughing Crazy Coot/
Lonnie Courtney Clay
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When I first set up my Google account as cla...@comcast.net, I quoted
Lincoln about fooling people in my profile. You should have known that
something was flakey when I did that. You have nobody to blame but
yourselves. My Google passwords jollyswagman and whitetornado shouldf
also have been glaringly obvious clues... Also see the tune :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0FWoJ3kRuA&feature=PlayList&p=DF95BE3...
Laughing Crazy Coot/
Lonnie Courtney Clay
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I was minding my own business on what I thought was a semi-private
forum at Shrapnelgames.com. I engaged in just a little bit of
relatively mild Microsoft bashing, but I called Bill Gates a robber
baron. You can imagine my surprise when the pinball wizard "Arcadenut"
himself took the time to respond! During the past three days I utterly
demolished his carefully planned hacker's paradise on the pre-emptive
strike thread. I have to invite him to respond here on this thread.
Who is the REAL Pinball Wizard now Bill ???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHxpy7O004s&feature=PlayList&p=DF95BE3...
Asher Edelman was just a tool. Proving who was really behind the
destruction of Datapoint (whose RMS networking was a secure operating
system) is probably impossible now. I just might go to work for Apple,
but I would prefer to work for a proven winner - Google. Make me an
offer Google! Bill, I have just one question to ask you, ARE YOU
FEELING LUCKY ??? GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY!!! We are both 51. I suppose
that if I were religious, then I would take the role of a Christ to
Bill's anti-Christ. However, I have nothing but contempt for the
religion game, so I will pass up the opportunity...
Laughing Crazy Coot/
Lonnie Courtney Clay
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On the other hand, if Microsoft rated me as a MVP and gave me a
billion dollars, I might look through the operating system to discover
other vulnerabilities. It might be possible to salvage the trash-ware
into a hack free version. The alternative is an OS produced by Google
based on the Amiga Intuition interface and the RMS operating system of
Datapoint which will drive Microsoft out of business.
claylc - crowds laughing at you, let's cooperate.
By now everybody who has been priviledged to see the "lc" hoax net at
Google should be ready to stick the knife in you Bill and hire me on.
You had better stop their laughter by coughing it up!
Alternativerly, it is late and you may have gone to bed to sleep the
sleep of the innocent, and know nothing of anything on the hoax
net....
Laughing Crazy Coot/
Lonnie Courtney Clay
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> We are both 51. I suppose
> that if I were religious, then I would take the role of a Christ to
> Bill's anti-Christ. However, I have nothing but contempt for the
> religion game, so I will pass up the opportunity...
I think that a person's relationship with GOD (or God if you prefer)
should be a private matter, not involving the participation of
religious hucksters. As I said before, I am a very firm believer in
GOD and think that I have recieved Divine assistance when I have been
stressed and called for help. I certainly do not think that I
personally am in any way divine or ordained as a savior. I am just an
exceptionally talented con man who is quite intelligent. Does that
clarify the statement above ?
Laughing Crazy Coot/
Lonnie Courtney Clay
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So what do YOU think, do I rate the title ?
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ClayLC
I notice that the title bar font for this thread's message is different
from that of the other threads. So it is not really posted to the
public. So will you allow me my glory, or does the vested intested in
the situation regarding Microsoft products dictate that I be killed
instead ? I suggest that you should heed what Franklin said. Three men
can keep a secret only if two of them are dead. I know how to keep
secrets too. What do I get in exchange for silence????
Liking chosen career/
Lonnie Courtney Clay
ClayLC
Okay, so Google will not stick the knife into Microsoft because this is
a black ops government server. The government itself is behind the
hacking and has no interest whatsoever in changing the situation. The
government may in turn be under the control of aliens, see E.E. Doc
Smith with conflict between Arisia and Eddore. See shrapnelgames forum
where I said, "will E. E. Doc Smith please step forward ?" HA The two
things which you know for a fact about me is that I can lie
convincingly and I can keep secrets. You can trust THAT to be a fact.
So then there is the little matter of a mental conversation which I had
between Mar 23 and when I first started posting as claylc. In the course
of that conversation, I negotiated terms for aliens interacting with
Earth. Amoung those terms was that we would ship 100 million population
per year to each of ten worlds, the worlds to be different each year. In
return, we would allow aliens to immigrate to Earth in similar numbers
from their civilization which spans the milky way. As compensation for
negotiating, I was to become filthy rich among other things. At the
conclusion of negotiations I was told that "arrival is imminent". From
then onwards that was all that I was told, and the voice stopped when I
posted the first time. So who was the voice ? And even more important to
you is the question of who am I ?
1) God in person testing you to see if you will follow the path of good
or evil. We can dismiss that because I tried ending the game several
times in 2001 at shrapnelgames forum and did not succeed.
2) God's rubber ducky, as I said just before being banned from the
forum.
3) An alien Cuckoo's egg...
4) Possessed by an alien entity.
5) Just another crazy kid,
The machine is frying so I will close this post.
ClayLC
A question which I did not address is who are you?
1) Everything which I have ever experienced is a simulated reality to
test what humans will do when faced with a choice of good or evil. I
usually chose good. So humans are passing so far. Even if I agreed to
be evil for a while, you know that I would betray you eventually.
2) Arisia vs Eddore. Guess who is which ?
3) A crafty extortionist. The Soviets chose wisely. The government of
the U.S.A. has consistently chosen to treat me and its other citizens
badly. Guess what comes next ?
4) As I said on shrapnelgames forum (and geoschmo insisted I delete),
it's in the contract "And crowned thy good with brother 'Hood' from sea
to shining sea". Since I am still here and fighting back, you can
conclude that opposition is NOT golden. I can get by without the fame,
but expect radical changes to occur starting with a Constitutional
convention, ERA constitutional amendment, and an end to the systematic
hacking. I am not interested in micromanaging things, but don't burn my
flag or piss on the Constitution, because it really annoys me. I want
interesting work, reasonable compensation, a comfortable office, and no
hassle. As I said on shrapnelgames forum, I am interested in penthouse
pets, not bargain basement planets. I want a family or perhaps even a
harem if one woman cannot satisfy me.
Your options :
1) Subdue or kill me. It has been tried and I am still here.
2) Deport me to Britain and see what happens.
3) Do nothing different and see what happens.
4) Dissmiss everything including my critique of Microsoft as the
delusions of a madman despite evidence to the contrary.
Frying again. Posting now.
ClayLC
1) Make an honest effort to end the so called war on terror by working
with Islamic religious authorities to declare jihad anathema.
2) Monetize the government debts and require balanced budgets as
mentioned previously.
3) Change to a Congress which is not allocated by fixed district and
election term, but rather is a proxy system as discussed previously.
4) Offer the option of annexation to become a North American Union to
Mexico and Canada. It will make securing the borders much easier. With
the new government form, they might even leap at the chance.
5) Enforce the SEC regulations forbidding insider trading which drives
sthe securities industry speculator's money pump.
6) Establish the central authorities outlined on the nuke hackers
thread in my Google group.
7) Give me all rights to Amiga and Datapoint as well as the "Long Range
Foundation" for reseach not considered worthwhile by anyone else.
------------------------------------------------
Well that is all I can think of offhand. I will of course let you know
if anything comes to my attention whicfh I find personally offensive.
Frying again, time to post.
Lonnie Courtney Clay
ClayLC
Actually I neglected to mention a speculation which I offered at
shrapnelgames when I said thank you to a cast of millions. Which is
that I am an alien under evaluation by humans and that all of my life's
experiences have been an elaborate potemkin village deception so that my
reactions morals and intellect can be evaluated. If so, then I hope that
I passed with flying colors. See C.J. Cherryh "Cuckoo's Egg".
I did not mention two other propositions since they fall under the
purview of the reconstituted Congess.
1) Replacement of tax code to tax wealth rather than economic
activity.
2) Replacement off the states by standard metropolitan statistical
zones.
I suppose that I might think of something else but the computer is
starting to fry.
ClayLC
As mentioned in invitation to bash me, this is a massively multiplayer
online gaming experience being performed during the "beautiful dream
epoch" several thousand years in the "future". See the advertisement -
so easy a caveman can do it. The bde string generated a server error
when I first tried to post it, but not later. This net was setup by
game moderators when I violated the reality moderation agreement by
saying bde. If such is the case, then I am holding a busted flush - see
come gamble with me, and will never be famous see like a whale from the
deep I rise to the surface... The object of the game is to see how long
it takes me- hero, to conquer Bill - villain, who is in cahoots with the
government to grind down the American people and rape the rest of the
world. I scored mediocre because I have no leverage in the "real" world
public opinion due to violating the reality rules. If so, then I declare
that I am satisfied with the product and will play it again! GAME
OVER!!!
ClayLC
Next comes the possibility that I am a concatenation of higher
dimensional souls being pulled in by the situational magnet of LCC
fighting singlehandedly to conquer the world. Each arrives confused and
reveals itself before adjusting. See "I am" such as omnivourous onion,
eater of onions, etc and of course the bizarre classic query on
shrapnelgames "is that how I got pulled into this mess?" This scared
the hell out oif you so badly that you set up an internet mirror just
for me, quarantined my cable tv viewing, and handled all phone calls
with special operators.
The simplest explanation of all is of course that I am a "really
awesome bastard" who hoaxed everybody beginning in 1973 when I told my
father that I did not believe in God because he wanted to "prayer" me
when I got in a fight with my brother. I deserve a Lifetime Achievement
Academy Award for the hoax. I deserve a billion dollars for solving the
hacker problem. I deserve deportation to Britain as a traitor for
causing you to squander so much effort on your attempt to hoax ME. I
will deserve a knighthood from the queen of England for providing
encryption algorithms which I have spent over 2000 hours of secret
development time on. Last of all nobody sane will ever believe a word I
say again without validating it from another source.
ClayLC
I went to "sleep" and had the most intense battle of a lifetime :
Arisian versus Edorrians - won
Cheater versus game moderators - won
Hacker versus universal processor system administrators - won
I am SUPER HACKER in the mental zone, let all others beware!
So far as deporting me to England goes, that is up to you. I am a
patriotic citizen of the U.S.A and will stay until evicted. When Sandi
Patti says "keep freedom free" I get an incomparable thrill!
ClayLC
This entire thread was composed when I was crazy from not taking the
Zipradisone since Sunday July 1. Although there are many facts, there
are also outright lies. The entire presentation is misleading. I became
so ill after the last post about being "SUPER HACKER" that I went to the
VA emergency room for treatment. I spent July 3 to July 7 in the crazy
ward. I am now back on all medications, and hopefully I will not lapse
into delusions again. I cannot resist one last joke which I was too ill
to post before receiving treatment :
"claylc - creation's laboratory analysis yields latest concensus
Lonnie Courtney Clay is an incorrigible liar, distrust everything he
says!"
Perhaps my propensity for lying is a sign that I am possessed by demons
rather than simply crazy. Anyone who thinks so should feel free to send
exorcists to "cure" me at : 3395 Harrell Road Arlington TN
38002-4261......
The VA team reviewing my case was run by a "suit" who was woefully
ignorant of my situation among other things. The meeting lasted about
five minutes, with the closing remark that they would not play my game.
Too bad, it could have been interesting jousting with the assembled
"experts".
Lacking Clear Conscience
Laughing Crazy Coot/
David DeLaney
>This entire thread was composed when [...]
As far as I can tell, nobody's been listening for quite a while now.
Dave
--
\/David DeLaney posting from d...@vic.com "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.
LCC
> ClayLC <ClayLC.2td...@no-mx.coolscifi.com> wrote:
> >This entire thread was composed when [...]
>
> As far as I can tell, nobody's been listening for quite a while now.
>
> Dave
> --
> \/David DeLaney posting from d...@vic.com "It's not the pot that grows the flower
> It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Aha! A response at last, critical for sure, but something of note!
I am wounded to the core!
Please feel free to tell me more!
Say what you think of my lay!
Are you really bored today?
Should I stop polluting public places,
until I have learned some social graces?
Is there really no hope for me?
Am I beyond all easy remedy?
LCC
given in purple, though I will not bore anyone by saying which. In
addition to that the color coding for the name of the poster to a
thread seems to be rather significant. Furthermore some poor sport has
edited the thread "I poke a stick into an enormous wasp nest" to
suppress the best posts of all, which I made between June 26 and July
1. I protest this abuse of authority! I had great fun composing those
threads, it took HOURS. At least increase my priviledges enough to see
them or alternatively you can reduce the level for them to whatever I
currently have....
The suit at the VA sanity hearing said that they would not play my
game. Why NOT I ask ? After all, I am taking the time and making the
effort to play YOURS!
Did any of you ever bother to analyze "Laughing Crazy Coot" which was
first used June 22 ? I give you some hints, the first letter "L"
stands for "Libertarian" or "Liberation" or "Librarian" or "Lexical"
or in fact so many things that I hesitate to bore you with the
details. Eat that you lousy censors!
I also have a complaint to make about YouTube. I am still not able
(since Monday) to save a selection to my favorites list, which is most
annoying. I can once again save to playlists, which is good, and I
really appreciate that. Apparently my message to a certain person
using Youtube to publish a flakey version of the "Star Spangled
Banner" was taken as provocation because soon after that the hacking
started and I was forced to replace my Mac Mini when it was thoroughly
trashed. Who says nobody hacks macs???? Please fix my YouTube problem
and do not hack me again. In exchange for that gracious treatment, I
will stop posting and just quietly browse YouTube, improving my
channel with a few thousand selections. It could easily take until new
year's day....
Lacking Correct Colors
LCC
others anything I say **
**NO GUARANTEE **NO WARRANTY **NO LIABILITY **DON'T HASSLE ME**
I am on STRIKE until I get PAID for the WORK which I have already
DONE.
A note regarding "Invitation to bash me"on rec.arts.sf.written. "Bash
me" is an acronym for "Breed American super heroes Maker's Experiment
". I will let you deduce for yourself what the remainder of the title
means...
"Mental function - top of the heap" - silly statement from last week.
See Wikipedia pages "Category:Cognitive science",
"Category:Neuroscience", "Category:Psychology", "Portal:Mind and
Brain", "Portal:Neuroscience", "Portal:Psychology",
"Portal:Thinking".....
See Wikipedia pages "Category:Categories", "Category:Main topic
classifications", "Wikipedia:Categorical index", "Wikipedia:Contents",
"Portal:List of portals", "Meaning of life", "Memory and aging"
What a laugh that was! As I looked at the references dragged in by
related articles, the pool of information relevant to the subject kept
expanding until it became an ocean. If I were a child with my whole
life before me and unbounded optimism, then I would use my unformed
brain to organize and assimilate the data. It would be a worthwhile
effort because understanding your own mind is essential to effective
functioning. The sad truth however is that at age 51, I am still
recovering from the effects of blowing my mind in 1997 and 2001.
Rather than thinking like "greased lightning" and running through
tasks like "a rocket sled on rails", I am a fleet of half sunken
burned out shipwrecks as in "Pirates of the Caribbean" populated by
motley crews of deformed monstrous mental functions wearing the ragged
tatters of life's memories....
Also see Wikipedia page "Cryptography". The specification which I gave
on the 23rd was for an introductory level general purpose system
rather than being a masterpiece of design. It used fundamental
principles and techniques for an innovative combination suitable for
civilian non-financial applications. You got what you paid for - free-
ware junk. If it whetted your appetite for something really useful,
then THROW MONEY YOU SKINFLINT ********!!!
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If life is really a massive multiplayer online gaming experience for
higher dimensional beings which is enacted upon the bedrock of this
"universe", then my score has really shot up as of Monday July 23rd,
now hasn't it ? The only game in life worth playing is the "master"
game as discussed on thread "I poke a stick into an enormous wasp
nest". As with the 4x strategy games (which I have played for over
20,000 hours), the objective is not so much any particular absolute
score, but rather the achievement of an exponential or better growth
rate for score. So if I frighten you and make you feel like mental
insects compared to Gargantua (which all but a few of you really are),
then just ignore me and keep on "playing with your own ding-a-ling" as
Chuck's song says. I want the following things for myself at this
time :
1) Interesting work : self guided and adaptive to customer demand if I
can stir up clients....
2) Reasonable compensation : is utterly unsatisfactory at this time,
needs major improvement...
3) Comfortable office : an unsatisfactory situation, but as I
demonstrated, I can cope.....
4) No hassle : the hacking seems to have stopped, but the doctors are
a persistent problem....
5) Lasting legacy, offspring : possible if I can find a woman who can
stand my behavior....
6) Communication with peers : Where ARE they? Surely I am not unique,
but nobody calls....
7) Input data - Wikipedia seems to be adequate for now. Technical
subjects can come later...
8) Entertainment - YouTube had problems for my account, but seems to
be fixed now....
9) Amusement : I LOVE to poke sticks into wasp nests and run away like
the wind.....
10) Exponential score rise : what can I do for an encore ? Wait and
see....
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I feel compelled to make a few observations regarding last week's post
today on July 31.
1) Life as a MMOGE - I am nearly bankrupt because the fans got bored
long ago. Nobody is watching this stupid game of humans stuck in
evolutionary limbo after great progress in the sixties Anybody can do
electronics and medical applications such as the progress of the past
35 years. While the notion of mankind's "manifest destiny" and "Divine
mission" is a howling joke, there should be at least SOME effort made
to "Boldly go where no man has gone before".
2) Playing the "Master game" - a pointless exercise since I am near
life's end now. The spiritual and intellectual development is context
specific and irrelevant to the next incarnation's game.
3) Scoring - too many long periods of inactivity and sullen withdrawal
to be overcome by occasional bursts of energy. The graph looks lousy
and is a miserable joke for expert gamers.
4) Playing with Ding-a-lings - Mine is broken and will not ring...
5) Interesting work - what is the point of working when the only
response is "keep this boy running"???
6) Reasonable compensation - to be spent on what ? Paying debts is
nice, but dying bankrupt is hardly a problem. See the Bible regarding
camels passing through eyes of needles.
7) Comfortable office - a dead body without sensation in a coffin is
as comfortable as it gets.
8) No hassle - "Life's a bitch and then you die".
9) Offspring - I would not wish the life which I have had on the
children of my worst enemy.
10) Communication - for what purpose ? RESPECT ? It pays no debts....
11) Input data - see "Hack" - What you thought was a diamond was
worthless broken glass...
12) Entertainment - the thrills are gone, why listen to unrewarding
noise ?
13) Amusement - I am unable to run fast enough, and am tired of being
stung...
14) Encore - See Shakespeare - "All the world's a stage". Time to quit
drama and join a circus.
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Why am I so bitter now ? Last week on the 27th when I visited the
doctors at the VA, I felt pretty good. Since returning home my feet
have swollen up like balloons and hurt miserably. When fatigued I went
to bed. Rather than relaxation, my body felt tingling sensations where
it came in contact with the pillows and mattress. I got up feeling
worse than ever. I took a shower and rather than becoming cleaner and
invigorated, I felt stinging sensations and hot and cold flashes. When
I eat food I get indigestion, feel nausea, and have peculiar
sensations. The air sometimes smells peculiar and such instances are
accompanied by unpleasant bodily sensations. When I smoke my pipes I
get a nastier than usual taste in my mouth, my head throbs, and other
unpleasant bodily sensations occur. As the final straw, music which I
saved to my thrilling music playlist produces no thrills.
1) I quit the life role as an agent of change and patriotic citizen of
the U.S.A. to make the world a better place. I am taking off that
stupid "Diligence/ Integrity/ Citizenship" ring.
2) I quit the battle as a lone Arisian fighting all of Eddore's power.
Pass the reefer my fellow oppressors of the lumpen, and let Zwilniks
RULE!
3) I apologize to the reality moderators for saying "Beautiful Dream
Epoch". I will cheat only when necessary in the future, giving up
gratuitous gaffes and exploits.
4) I am not really SUPER HACKER, so universal systems sys-ops can
relax....
5) I refuse to be God's rubber ducky anymore. Set up your own hotline
to God because I am cutting the cable on mine...
After posting this I am going to do nothing except listen to
selections on YouTube for a LONG time. It is obvious that I need a
vacation. So I am going to wallow in self gratifying amusement for the
foreseeable future. The basic error which I have made since Apr 17th
is to respond to the retaliations of the opposition with an escalation
of provocation. This positive feedback loop must end NOW. I have no
intention whatsoever of dying or even of enduring constant discomfort.
I have allowed the non-aggression principle to guide my behavior. I
hereby renounce that principle and intend to become a predator of
predators as soon as I can determine the proper methodology for
psychic attacks. My flabby body is irrelevant in such conflicts. If
you really want to see all HELL break loose, then kill my body and set
my soul free for haunting.
*************************************************************************
After typing that I became so sleepy that I was unable to focus my
eyes. I went to bed and had a dreamless sleep. When I woke up just
now, the theme to "Rawhide" was playing in my brain with the old
thrill. So there is hope after all. I reviewed the above and saw
nothing to change. So I am posting it now. I hope that my handlers are
pleased with my conversion to their corrupt mode of behavior....
LCC
> Disclaimer - **I am an exceptional con artist. You should verify from
> others anything I say **
> **NO GUARANTEE **NO WARRANTY **NO LIABILITY **DON'T HASSLE ME**
>
> I am on STRIKE until I get PAID for the WORK which I have already
> DONE.
I am in pain and feeling both mean and macho, so here is an old letter
sent three weeks ago....
-------- Original Message --------
Subject: A veteran requests your attention!
Date: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:15:05 -0500
From: cens...@comcast.net
To: comm...@whitehouse.gov
Dear Mr. President George W. Bush :
1) Although I have been an expert liar most of my life, what I am
sending you here is nothing but the truth.
2) I suggest that a printed copy of this post should be made and the
post deleted as soon as possible, with a secured computer copy made
first.
3) Although I am diagnosed by the VA (I am a USAF veteran) as of late
1997 to be a paranoid schizophrenic, I am usually quite sane.
Exceptions occur when I suffer from sleep deprivation psychosis. That
occurs whenever I provoke people with my extreme personal opinions.
4) In Sept-Oct 1986 I published disks and printed copies for "Freedom
Computing Publications" Hotdisk #1 and #2. Among other things, the
most annoying was a call for a Constitutional Convention to be held in
1987.
5) I think that I drew the attention of a government agency dedicated
to black ops at that time. I believe that I have been the victim of
persecution ever since. As I am only one man, I prefer to doubt that
you are aware of the existence of this operation.
6) Government agencies have a huge volume of data available about me.
My SSN is cen-so-red!. I suggest that you should have a trusted
assistant look me up.
7) I dropped out of high school at the age of 17 to join the USAF in
Aug 1973, and tested well enough in basic training to bypass technical
schools. I was cleared for Secret work at the Offutt AFB SACHQ command
post section ADOFWD in Nov 1973 and investigated for Top Secret SIOP
until about May-June of 1974.
8) Because I behaved in an unreliable fashion, I was refused the
clearance and lost my position as a 51151 programmer.
9) I was treated poorly and told that I could do no work as a 511x1. I
refused alternative assignments and demanded an immediate discharge.
10) After I received a psychiatric examination, I received (under the
terms of my guaranteed job enlistment contract) an Honorable Discharge
in July 1974. There was no obligation to serve in the national guard.
I got 18 months of GI bill benefits, which I used to go to college. I
earned a BSEE Summa Cum Laude in spring 1979 from Memphis State
University, whose name was changed to University of Memphis.
11) In 1980-81 I was investigated for Secret work while working at
Lockheed/LEMSCO at JSC Houston in the SES lab doing Space Shuttle
simulation. The clearance was never denied or granted.
12) In 1983 while working at Boeing/BMAC in Huntsville AL, I provided
them with a secure encryption technique for communications equipment
after overhearing a conversation regarding problems in a classified
communications project. It can be best summarized by the following :
a) Amplitude modulate the transmitter's signal by using ADC/Multiplier/
DAC components before entering the final amplifier stages. Read the
receiver description below to deduce how modulation is performed.
b) In the receiver a block of 8 phase locked ADC devices are used to
sample the incoming signal and produce a block of 8 eight bit digital
values. Each bit of the transmitted signal is processed by a different
ADC in the block. The digital value of each bit is used to determine
whether the transmitted value represents a zero, a one, or random
noise used to confuse interceptors of the signal.
c) The block of digital values is processed using flash multipliers
with each value being multiplied by an 8 bit correlation coefficient
to produce a 16 bit value. This value is tested against a flash lookup
table of Bayesian thresholds to determine which of the three
possibilities the bit represents.The correlation coefficients vary
often, with lookup tables determining the current values for each
block of 8 bytes representing 8 bits of received signal.
d) The lookup tables are pulled from fast memory and reloaded into
each multiplier as each encryption code becomes obsolete. How often
this occurs is determined by additional tables which control the
addresses of the lookup tables. Memory speed is a primary determinant
of the practical channel frequency. The speed of the ADC and
multipliers is next most important, though that may have changed as
memory devices have become quite fast in the past 24 years....
e) The fast memory tables are generated at communications device
startup by processing an (agreed upon between users) encryption code
key. Table algorithms such as random number generators vary widely, so
I offered no suggestions on that point.
f) The lookup table entry being used to decrypt the comm signal is
changed frequently based upon random number lookup tables which are
also generated by encryption keys. The table structure may be multi-
tiered to vary based upon time or upon number of processed data
blocks, to give two obvious methods.
g) That just about covers the salient points of what I proposed in
1983. If this is news to the government spooks, then I guess that the
fecal matter will hit the rotary device any time soon. I do not know
the names of those who heard the presentation, but my supervisor's
name was Louis Weed......
13) Louis Weed attempted to corrupt me by demanding that I sign a
false labor report for a military project called ESTS. Rather than get
a reprimand for insubordination, I resigned and had to pay back Boeing
for all my relocation expenses. That proved to be a fortunate decision
since I got a much better job at Datapoint in San Antonio in Dec
1983....
14) Prior to resigning, a third Secret work clearance request was
submitted by Boeing since they wanted me to do classified work. I
suppose that my presentation in 12) above whetted their appetites...
15) After I was laid off by Datapoint in Sept 1986, I bought a
Commodore Amiga 1000 personal computer. I used it to publish the items
of 4) above, but got very little feedback, most of it negative. I was
unable to get a job until mid 1987. I was hired by Lockheed/Martin to
work once again at JSC SES lab on shuttle simulation. I became very
sick beginning
in Nov 1987 and lost several months of pay as a consequence. I assume
now that I was screwed once again by black ops.
16) In 1988 I was investigated a fourth time and that time cleared for
Secret level work. Because such work provided no salary incentive, I
refused the clearance. That really annoyed the bosses....
17) After leaving Lockheed by resigning in 1988, I started as a
graduate student at University of Memphis in the electrical
engineering department in fall 1988. One of the classes which I took
was fault tolerance, and my project was development and fault analysis
of a mixed protocol complex heterogeneous massively fault tolerant
system. It
specified hundreds of main network node clusters, with each cluster
having six attached lower performance/speed networks. Each cluster
connected to four main network trunk lines, with the inter-cluster
routing of the trunks varying depending upon fault vulnerability
analysis. Each of the nodes on the lower speed nets was to have two
ports. The first connected to its host main cluster's network, while
the second port would connect to the second port of a node on a net
hosted by a different main cluster. I presented draft copies of the
design to the professor (Bhatti ? I have difficulty recalling) who was
on sabbatical from Boeing. He told me that the design was too novel
and would not be accepted unless I also provided a message routing
protocol and a task allocation optimization strategy. I refused to do
so and became quite ill soon after that in Nov 1988. I was forced to
withdraw failing and have never seriously considered attending college
again....
18) After a fruitless search, I was employed in 1989 by Ralph Kirkley
Associates contracted to IBM Austin TX. I worked as a test generator
for the design of the SJS version of the RS6000 processor. I worked
closely with Doug Balser on processor pipeline control, the master
plan of the device's functioning.
19) I refused to extend my one year contract without a pay raise, and
the alternative of working directly for IBM with a pay cut. I was
fired six weeks before my contracted ended as a consequence. I have
remained unemployed to this day. My sporadic efforts to get a job have
been fruitless...
20) In Oct 1997 I posted provocative things on Dejanews as
tc5...@aol.com on newsgroup misc.invest.marketplace, which can now be
found on Google groups by doing a search on tc5526. Within days of the
first post I was unable to sleep and went crazy.
21) Among things posted was an accusation that the government
manipulated markets to cause the 500 point one day drop in the DJIA. I
also advocated abolition of the tax code and a new system which taxed
wealth rather than economic activity. I also advocated replacement of
the current congressional system by a new system based upon
representation by proxy as is used in corporate stockholder meetings.
See the original posts using a sort by date and read from the oldest
forwards in time to learn more of my provocations....
22) On Nov 10-11 I went utterly crazy and ran away from home. I was
apprehended Nov 11 and taken in for psychiatric evaluation for being
naked and knocking on a stranger's door for assistance. I was
hospitalized at (MMHI ?) a civilian hospital but transferred to the VA
facility here in Memphis due to my brother's efforts on my behalf.
23) In summer 2001 I attacked Microsoft/IBM/Intel and in particular
called Bill Gates a robber baron on the Space Empires IV forum at
shrapnelgames.com - see the thread "How does Shrapnelgames stay in
business ?" if I recall it correctly. I was posting as LCC but it was
changed to Anonymous after I was banned from the forum. I received a
response from "Arcadenut" which I took to be Bill Gates himself who
was rather peevishly annoyed. Within days I went crazy again due to
lack of sleep and eventually stopped taking my medication. The details
are hazy after the intervening years on Haldol. I posted quite a few
annoying things as lcc...@aol.com on Google groups....
24) On Apr 17 of this year I once again began posting on Google
groups, now as cla...@comcast.net because I was thoroughly annoyed by
media coverage of the VA Tech nut-case Cho...
25) Among the first things which I posted was an accusation that the
war on terror was a product of oil industry owners' desire to make a
one trillion dollar per year profit by boosting the price of oil forty
dollars a barrel. I suggested that if Islamic religious authorities
would issue fatwa declaring jihad to be anathema, then disengagement
of the forces at conflict would be possible...
26) I also advocated once again the things which I posted in 1997 as
well as calling for passage of the NOW version of the ERA
Constitutional amendment for women....
27) I suffered extreme hacker attacks using Windows XP. I purchased an
HP Pavilion Vista system and found it to be thoroughly hackable as
well. In response I published an analysis of the solutions needed to
prevent hackers from flourishing on my Google group "Lonnie Courtney
Clay" Visit the group and the relevant thread should be rather
obvious. See "preemptive nuclear strike". On the other hand, you might
not even be able to find the group because I suspect that everything
which I have posted since 1997 was on a hoax mirror network run by
black ops....
28) The Apple Mac Mini which I purchased last week was hacked so
thoroughly that I decided to do and found that I could NOT do a re-
install. I am sending it back to the store for exchange. Whether I
will be at home to use it after you read this is questionable. I am
posting this from my brother's computer....
29) From July 3-7 I was hospitalized by the VA Memphis facility in the
psychiatric ward after I went to the emergency room because I thought
that I was dying. It was the worst Fourth of July that I have ever
experienced. See the VA records for what transpired....
30) Among the things which I posted on my Google group was an analysis
of how to recognize hacker installed features and how I fought with
hackers. I learned a lot about the Microsoft XP and Vista OS in the
process and have nothing but contempt for the current products....
31) I suspect that a mirror network is being used to host all of the
web pages to which I post, with access restricted to a privileged few.
Yesterday I noticed something which seems to confirm that. When I open
up my Google user profile and examine my list of posts, the latest two
are colored in purple rather than blue. I guess that they no longer
are trying to fool ME...
32) On Google group rec.arts.sf.written which is shared with Cool Sci-
fi forums, I posted a thread claiming to be the world's greatest con
artist. Judge for yourself whether that is true. The post included
many red herrings in an attempt to defuse the situation. It blew up in
my face instead after I claimed to be "SUPER HACKER".
33) My email is cla...@comcast.net and my brother's is
cens...@comcast.net - use either to respond, or contact me by phone
at 901-867-3152. If you want to send a group of "blacker than mere
black" ops agents to my home, the address is 3395 Harrell Rd.
Arlington TN 38002-4261....
34) In exchange for your help, I will immediately provide to your
chosen agent a relatively simple data encryption algorithm (which I
still like to think is superior to the state of the art) from the many
which I have conceived over the past 25+ years. Because I pride myself
upon having one of the most highly secured brains in the world, I
assure you that no such information can be gained without my active
conscious and willing cooperation. Your agent(s) can validate their
origin by providing the password "42up! down24! I Got You Babe!". I
will enter the algorithm into a laptop with a secure system which will
be brought by the agent.
35) After evaluation of the value of my donation, I ask for the
following.
a) Dispatch of a toxicology team to examine the house for toxic
substances. I expect that they will find devices attached in the air
conditioning system to dispense a variety of noxious substances...
b) Relocate me to a spacious comfortable well provisioned and of
course highly secure facility where I will be provided with all of the
comforts of home except freedom of movement, which I feel little need
for anyway. I will disappear into the maw of the federal government
beast, working on encryption algorithms among other useful things....
c) Allow me access to surf the inter-net and in particular Google
groups, YouTube and Wikipedia. I solemnly promise not to tell any
tales and you can always punish me if I do. Unlike Uncle Al Schwartz
who I suspect to be an agent working for a black ops agency, I will be
respectful of the government in the future. That task would be MUCH
easier if the government deserved respect... I especially want YouTube
because I have already begun an ambitious development project on
channel ClayLC2. I find most of the music to be highly pleasurable if
I practice a little caution before opening up a video.
d) Because I recall things more easily using musical cues, allow me a
generous portion of time per day to see what I have buried in my
memory from tunes not yet played since getting off of Haldol..
e) Depending upon the value of my work, increase my salary to that of
the highest level civil servant's position or beyond. I will accept
employment as a consultant, not a direct government employee. I need
the money so that I can give it to my family as compensation for the
years of trouble which I have caused them. As for starting salary,
make it the equivalent of a top 1% tier software engineer working in
private industry today. As an expense my wages will be only a fraction
of the cost of employing me, and a well paid worker is a happy worker,
Unhappy workers are not particularly productive - I think that you are
well able to take a hint....
f) If my relatives choose the option, then give them new identities
under the federal witness protection program. After I have annoyed the
terrorists so badly, if I disappear then they may try to use my
relatives to get back at me....
g) This is MOST important, saved as best for last. Have HONEST and
expert doctors examine me when I am well rested and free of all drugs
and toxic substances, which I have not been since Oct 1997. I think
that they will find that when not under the influence, I am quite sane
and healthy except for a colossal ego, obesity, high blood pressure,
and high cholesterol. They can remove whatever is in my right knee and
causing me serious pain while they are at it.....
h) That about wraps up this item. I hope that you did not split your
seams laughing at what I consider to be some reasonable requests for a
fair exchange of value. Working for the government should be no worse
than what I have endured fighting it. In other words, please accept
my surrender on generous terms....
36) I have posted various annoying things as cla...@comcast.net on
Google groups. Among the most outstanding was the statement that I
have contempt for all established religions. Except in the case of the
Islamic faith (which practices jihad) the opposite is true. Religion
when used wisely is a powerful tool of society for moral and ethical
instruction and a counterbalance to criminal tendencies. Used unwisely
as with Islamics, Jim Jones and the Branch Davidians it creates hell
on Earth. I was raised as a southern Baptist and due to a fanatical
father developed an intense dislike of church activities. In
particular I despise phony piety and attempts to buy grace by paying
Peter and talking the talk, but not walking the walk. All of my sins
have been minor, though I have grievously abused a propensity for
lying with a major cumulative effect. I am a very firm believer in
God, by whatever name. I attribute my endurance through persecution to
at least a powerful guardian Angel, if not the personal attention of
God. As God is my Judge when I die, I could care less about the
opinions of my fellow men. I have paid penance over the years for my
sins, and I expect that there is little enough remaining in the
balance pan to worry about....
37) In Google groups rec.arts.sf.written posted from cool sci-fi
forums as claylc, I posted a thread in which I claimed to be the
world's greatest con artist...In that thread and mixed with the jokes
and lies, I proposed various things which in my inflated personal
opinions will fix the fundamental problems facing the U.S.A.. I
suggest that you personally review what is posted there and ask God
for guidance. I am a very patriotic citizen of the U.S.A. and I
greatly love my nation, but I think that its beast of a gargantuan
government parasite needs to undergo radical surgery. If after reading
what I posted the response from God fills you with hatred, then I
suggest that you have the wrong hot-line and are channeling the devil
himself. Please keep on trying until you see the sense of the
propositions. I am an egotistical arrogant pipsqueak and crazy as a
coot for thinking that I can personally suggest solutions to major
problems and make a difference. However I think that if you consult
with God and your trusted advisers, then you will be able to
rationally judge the merits of the propositions and reach an agreement
on the path to a better U.S.A.. Among other things it would solve the
problem of partisan politics which has resulted in government
paralysis and the lowest approval rating for government of all
time.....
38) In 1997 as tc5...@aol.com I claimed to be a "roach". I will now
reveal for the first time and privately to you who read this what that
translates to - "really only another cunning hacker".Rather than hack
computers, I hack minds. I have been doing so since I published FCP
Hotdisks in 1986. I immediately started playing computer strategy
games when I failed to have any apparent effect, since it was obvious
that I had missed something in my campaign. Now that I have hacked
yours (whoever is reading this), I suggest that you should decide for
yourself whether I deserve the label. Furthermore perhaps I really
SHOULD be known as "SUPER HACKER".....
39) That just about wraps it up. If nothing else you should have been
entertained by the presumption that I could influence YOU. I suggest
that cooperation is far more mutually profitable and cost effective
rather than further conflict. I will once more translate claylc -
"crowds laughing at you, let's cooperate".....
40) In conclusion I suggest that if you are not really a believer in
God in your secret heart, that you should seriously consider the
possibility that there really IS a God by whatever name. Furthermore
consider the possibility that the God who watches over "everything"
and knows all will judge YOU based upon your response. While free will
is fundamental and nobody HAS to choose good over evil when faced with
alternatives, the consequences of evil deeds could be quite
unpleasant. Although God may be capable of infinite patience, God's
wrath may exceed the limits of that patience and result in Divine
retribution. Since I am still here and stroking away with energy at
the keyboard, I suggest that you consider the possibility that MY
piety is real. Though I am just one man, perhaps God has inspired me
to be an agent of Divine guidance, so that you should heed my
words.....
41) It took me four hours to compose the written notes preparatory to
getting on the computer and six hours to type this up. This was in my
opinion the best spent ten hours of my life. I feel quite good about
the effort and am optimistic that this is the final chord to be struck
in the "dueling banjos" (see Deliverance movie) competition.....
42) I doubt that 42 is the correct answer to the question "What is the
meaning oif Life, the Universe, and Everything". But it will do for
now - see "Hitch-hiker's guide to the galaxy". In conclusion, the
question you have to ask yourself is "Am I feeling lucky?" GO AHEAD
MAKE MY DAY!!!!!
clayl...@comcast.net
"I have allowed the non-aggression principle to guide my behavior. I
hereby renounce that principle and intend to become a predator of
predators as soon as I can determine the proper methodology for
psychic attacks. My flabby body is irrelevant in such conflicts. If
you really want to see all HELL break loose, then kill my body and
set
my soul free for haunting.
*************************************************************************
After typing that I became so sleepy that I was unable to focus my
eyes. I went to bed and had a dreamless sleep. When I woke up just
now, the theme to "Rawhide" was playing in my brain with the old
thrill"
That explains how I tempoarily became a zombie and started going
really very wild.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvbuJKqIJ4Q
Signed By :
Lonnie Courtney Clay aka Laughing Crazy Coot aka ZORRO Chic Logo Guy
clayl...@comcast.net
LOL LOL, I am now definitely a bloody fleshly being....
What do you feel when you hear the video below?
claylonnie
See the new gift specification at :
I closed out the second volume in the "For (the stars)" serial a few
days ago. Would anyone care to comment on the subject of things which I
have posted? While I am waiting for responses, I will examine current
threads for spelling and sentence construction errors with the ghost of
*John W. Campbell* whispering advice into my left ear. You have three
guesses available as to the identity of the ghost at my right ear!!!
Signed By :
Lonnie Courtney Clay aka Laughing Crazy Coot aka Tarzan Chic Logo Guy
--
claylonnie
Lonnie Courtney Clay aka Laughing Crazy Coot aka Tarzan Chic Logo guy