*I* Come IN Peace!
claylonnie
I hereby do solemnly declare that : the hostility which I have expressed
towards IBM, Intel and Microsoft was erroneously initiated by unilateral
decision without provocation from any of the three corporations being
involved. I am willing to work as a consultant with any and all of them
on a nonexclusive basis to further enhance the state of technology and
secure a better world. Furthermore I declare that a similar situation
prevailed regarding governments, religions and cultures which I offer
to revise into a cooperative association with all GOOD entities
regardless of status!
Lonnie Courtney Clay
--
claylonnie
Lonnie Courtney Clay
claylonnie
From "Lonnie Clay" at orkut.com comes the following :
See YouTube Channel ClayLC2.
Search Google for group "Lonnie Courtney Clay".
See Orcut "Lonnie Clay".
The situation has evolved dramatically since the first post was made,
whether you who read this have been aware of the changes is mostly
irrelevant LOL.
I am also evolving as I discard old grudges and I am much better for
making THE EFFORTS!
-----------------------------------
I removed from the desk which I use the printer, the speakers, and
assorted things which were cluttering the surface. I will only listen
to what I recall while remembering things for a while because I am
unwilling to be programmed by any side in what is obviously a
longstanding meme war....
-----------------------------------
I think that by now everyone realizes that I am unsatisfied regardless
of what heights I am able to scale. I hereby declare and resolve that
henceforth I shall be more appreciative of feedback whether of positive
or negative nature. What I find unsettling is the lack of exchange of
mutual opinions. So I ask those who may read this to pass the word
along that I would appreciate more socialization now. Isolation has
become very oppresive so I need some company.
-----------------------------------
As I wrote the previous post, I realized that the problem might be a
stupid remark which I made as tc5...@aol.com regarding : that I wanted
nobody to come into contact until America etc had been corrected as per
the suggestions which I was making. I now do solemnly declare that I was
wrong to say such a thing! So let's have a party if you think that I
deserve one! Furthermore I openly invite all who may become aware of
the existence of "Lonnie Courtney Clay" to visit that Google group
soon!
-----------------------------------
I encourage anyone who may see this to make a wish that : you will be
better regardless of how good or evil you might currently be. The
effectiveness of the technique is indisputably verified by the things
which I have personally experienced. If after trying the wish technique
you find impovements then you should pass the word along regarding
wishing really works!
-----------------------------------
I suddenly realised that at some time in the past I may have declared :
"I am looking for a really good fight". If so then I do solemnly declare
that I was erroneous to say such a thing! I am certainly now looking for
satisfying experiences and friendships!
-----------------------------------
I think that I was enlightened by the soul of
"Alpha Rex Emmanuel Humbard" who just died.
I thank AREH so very much!
claylonnie
I Lonnie Courtney Clay have concluded that the words good evil right
wrong better worse and other similar labelings of the alignment of a
person versus society have become jumbled, referring incorrectly to
various things which appear to be mislabeled.
Therefor I have decided that those with which I will associate are
those who promote the concepts of effectiveness efficiency superiority
productivity adaptability
maintainability and other concepts which I will mention when I have had
time to ponder the matter thoroughly.
Dorothy J Heydt
Learn to punctuate first.
Dorothy J. Heydt
Albany, California
djh...@kithrup.com
claylonnie
sustainability ergonomic popularity upgradability understandability
reliability dependability configurable
Terry Austin
That would defeat its purpose. You do realize, don't you, that you are
arguign with a 'bot? There's no human behind this drivel - it's morphing
From: addresses with every post (so killfile on a regex on "claylonnie"
only, since that seems to be a common part) and forget about it.
--
Terry Austin
History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
claylonnie
I learned to pun-see-tea-you-ate in the third grade, but I had no
choice of beverage either as a child or while living as an adult with
relatives later. The knowledge of the ill effects of tea was buried so
deeply that it only surfaced within the past week.....
I omitted punctuation because I deliberately wanted to be vauge at to
what I was meaning...
claylonnie
As I said in a notice to network administrators yesterday, the bot is
easily recognized by two characteristics. It babbles, and it does not
dare to use the signature "Lonnie Courtney Clay". Do you two really
want to have your names dissected in public ? Everything posted so far
at Cool Sci-fi by claylonnie is what I wrote rather than a bot. I am
using the role of Dartagnon from "The Three Musketeers" battling the
Cardinal's men as a humorous followup to the "finale" and "curtain
call"...
claylonnie
Correction : I did not mean a double signature, so please restore the
threads removed so that I can take a second look at what has been
posted please. Thank you for addressing a problem which may be less
serious than you think.
David DeLaney
>djh...@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) wrote in news:JorEH...@kithrup.com:
>>
>That would defeat its purpose. You do realize, don't you, that you are
>arguign with a 'bot? There's no human behind this drivel - it's morphing
>From: addresses with every post (so killfile on a regex on "claylonnie"
>only, since that seems to be a common part) and forget about it.
Hint for the bot's programmers: passing the Turing Test does NOT mean
grabbing the attention of every aware being within a five-group radius
with every post. "LOOKIT ME LOOKIT ME HEY LOOKIT ME" is for six-year-olds,
who aren't consistently sentient yet...
Dave
--
\/David DeLaney posting from d...@vic.com "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.
GSV Three Minds in a Can
person David DeLaney <d...@gatekeeper.vic.com> said
>Terry Austin <terry.nota...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>djh...@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) wrote in news:JorEH...@kithrup.com:
>>> Learn to punctuate first.
>>>
>>That would defeat its purpose. You do realize, don't you, that you are
>>arguign with a 'bot? There's no human behind this drivel - it's morphing
>>From: addresses with every post (so killfile on a regex on "claylonnie"
>>only, since that seems to be a common part) and forget about it.
Actually the
@no-mx.coolscifi.com>
seems consistent too.
--
GSV Three Minds in a Can
9,423 Km walked. 1,827Km PROWs surveyed. 33.2% complete.
Dorothy J Heydt
Learn to spell too.
Terry Austin
news:slrnffad0...@gatekeeper.vic.com:
> Terry Austin <terry.nota...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>djh...@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) wrote in
>>news:JorEH...@kithrup.com:
>>> Learn to punctuate first.
>>>
>>That would defeat its purpose. You do realize, don't you, that you are
>>arguign with a 'bot? There's no human behind this drivel - it's
>>morphing From: addresses with every post (so killfile on a regex on
>>"claylonnie" only, since that seems to be a common part) and forget
>>about it.
>
> Hint for the bot's programmers: passing the Turing Test does NOT mean
> grabbing the attention of every aware being within a five-group radius
> with every post. "LOOKIT ME LOOKIT ME HEY LOOKIT ME" is for
> six-year-olds, who aren't consistently sentient yet...
>
Given the number of responess this nonsense has generated, I'm wondering
how many of the *regulars* here could pass a Turing Test.
Daniel Silevitch
Maybe it's being graded on a curve...
-dms
GSV Three Minds in a Can
wonderful person Daniel Silevitch <dms...@uchicago.edu> said
<snip>
>> Given the number of responess this nonsense has generated, I'm wondering
>> how many of the *regulars* here could pass a Turing Test.
>
>Maybe it's being graded on a curve...
We can pass a Turning Test;
we has a paper to prove it.
claylonnie
Futhermore we has a paper we can disapprove "it" whenever we wants to
too !!!!!
Lonnie Courtney Clay aka Laughing Crazy Coot aka ZORRO Chic Logo Guy
Terry Austin
news:slrnffb4t8....@bardeen.gateway.2wire.net:
Some of us had better hope so.
Wayne Throop
:::: mean grabbing the attention of every aware being within a
:::: five-group radius with every post. "LOOKIT ME LOOKIT ME HEY LOOKIT
:::: ME" is for six-year-olds, who aren't consistently sentient yet...
Is the the place to do the traditional s/sentient/sapient/ rant?
::: Given the number of responess this nonsense has generated, I'm
::: wondering how many of the *regulars* here could pass a Turing Test.
:: Maybe it's being graded on a curve...
: Some of us had better hope so.
Well, true. But perhaps the programmers are trying to work up to it.
First, pass the test as a 6-year-old, then keep adding a few months
until you get somewhere interesting.
Wayne Throop thr...@sheol.org http://sheol.org/throopw
Terry Austin
Perhaps you should google the term "hipcrime". This isn't him, but it's
someone very much like him, and probably sufferent from the same mental
illness.
Wayne Throop
: Perhaps you should google the term "hipcrime". This isn't him, but it's
: illness.
Yes, of couse. Or, "well duh!". There are, however, some differences,
mainly that hipcrime doesn't seem to even try to have the posts in any
way track what they are following-up (if indeed they are; most often
they aren't). So *if* (as is possible) this is "like hipcrime" in the
sense of the psychopathology involved, or in the sense that a bot is
writing the drivel involved, it a noticeably different form of drivel,
at least as complex as Eliza.
Or so it seems to me, superficially. It's not like I've done an
exhaustive search through either of their output. But hey, I saw
the lonnybot make a vaguely on-topic pun, while the hipcrimebot
doesn't seem to bother to do anything similar.
Gary R. Schmidt
"NewsMaestra" or "NewsAdmin", and it's getting a bit of a work out.
I see it in at least one other group, and it's quite amusing to see
subjects and senders from here over in those places. and, of course,
those from there here.
Cheers,
Gary B-)
--
______________________________________________________________________________
Armful of chairs: Something some people would not know
whether you were up them with or not
- Barry Humphries
Terry Austin
>: Terry Austin <terry.nota...@gmail.com>
>: Perhaps you should google the term "hipcrime". This isn't him, but it's
>: someone very much like him, and probably sufferent from the same mental
>: illness.
>
> Yes, of couse. Or, "well duh!". There are, however, some differences,
> mainly that hipcrime doesn't seem to even try to have the posts in any
> way track what they are following-up (if indeed they are; most often
> they aren't).
I don't think there's any consciousness behind this, either. It mostly
replies to itself, last I saw before kfing it.
> So *if* (as is possible) this is "like hipcrime" in the
> sense of the psychopathology involved, or in the sense that a bot is
> writing the drivel involved, it a noticeably different form of drivel,
> at least as complex as Eliza.
>
> Or so it seems to me, superficially. It's not like I've done an
> exhaustive search through either of their output. But hey, I saw
> the lonnybot make a vaguely on-topic pun, while the hipcrimebot
> doesn't seem to bother to do anything similar.
>
I don't believe any replies will ever been seen by a consious being.
claylonnie
Correction : and probably suffering from the same mental illness.
Perhaps YOU should Google "Ephraim Zhimbalist" Junior!!!!!
Lonnie Courtney Clay aka Laughing Crazy Coot aka ZORRO Chic Logo Guy
claylonnie
Have we progressed to talking about here there and way down yonder in
the paw paw patch now?
Shall we discuss this that and the other thing which must never be
mentioned by it's true name?
From the things which you are saying it is apparent that you never open
up Google group "Lonnie Courtney Clay"
If I am still off my rocker then you are rocking like a bat out of hell
yourself.
Lonnie Courtney Clay aka Laughing Crazy Coot aka ZORRO Chic Logo Guy
claylonnie
*I* {believe [that *anything* and *everything" which has been posted by
tc5...@aol.com, by lcc...@aol.com, by LCC aka Anonymous at
Sprapnelgames.com, by lcc...@comcast.net, by clayl...@comcast.net,
Youtube "Channel ClayLC2", orkut.com "Lonnie Clay", Google "group
Lonnie Courtney Clay", email cla...@comcast.net, and every copy "of
those items' contents" will become a search hit when the search string
is matched on all "of the search engines" as soon as this reply posts]}
Lonnie Courtney Clay aka Laughing Crazy Coot aka ZORRO Chic Logo Guy
Joe Pfeiffer
>
> I see it in at least one other group, and it's quite amusing to see
> subjects and senders from here over in those places. and, of course,
> those from there here.
Since at the moment two groups I read regularly are getting these
attacks, and a third one seems to have both these attacks and a
foulmouthed little jerk who (for some reason) has a vendetta against
some members of the group, I really wish I could find a way to find it
amusing...
Charlton Wilbur
TA> That would defeat its purpose. You do realize, don't you, that
TA> you are arguign with a 'bot? There's no human behind this
TA> drivel - it's morphing From: addresses with every post (so
TA> killfile on a regex on "claylonnie" only, since that seems to
TA> be a common part) and forget about it.
I'm not so sure; it's made a few topical responses. Until the From
addresses started morphing, my diagnosis would have been someone off
his medications and badly in need of them; the morphing From addresses
make me suspect that there's malice in there, though there also seems
to be a need for medication.
Charlton
--
Charlton Wilbur
cwi...@chromatico.net
Gary R. Schmidt
for decades, it's all just part of the ongoing tapestry.
IOW, it's happened before, it will happen again.
Joe Pfeiffer
> Joe Pfeiffer wrote:
>> "Gary R. Schmidt" <grsc...@acm.org> writes:
>>> I see it in at least one other group, and it's quite amusing to see
>>> subjects and senders from here over in those places. and, of course,
>>> those from there here.
>>
>> Since at the moment two groups I read regularly are getting these
>> attacks, and a third one seems to have both these attacks and a
>> foulmouthed little jerk who (for some reason) has a vendetta against
>> some members of the group, I really wish I could find a way to find it
>> amusing...
> Well, it's more to do with levels of experience, after being on Usenet
> for decades, it's all just part of the ongoing tapestry.
>
> IOW, it's happened before, it will happen again.
My best recollection is that I first started using Usenet in 1979.
I've never seen it like this...
Robert Hutchinson
> Since at the moment two groups I read regularly are getting these
> attacks, and a third one seems to have both these attacks and a
> foulmouthed little jerk who (for some reason) has a vendetta against
> some members of the group, I really wish I could find a way to find it
> amusing...
My half-serious positive spin: I always have fewer posts to read in order to
catch up with the group than I think I do.
--
Robert Hutchinson
"The cake is ticking loudly: tock tock, tock tock. Puzzled, the cat holds it
up to one ear. He listens closely. A terrible knowledge dawns in his eyes."
<http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2004/04/19/040419fi_fiction?printable=true>
Terry Austin
news:87d4w9n...@mithril.chromatico.net:
Might have been a matter of salting the mine before turning it over to the
'bot.
clayl...@comcast.net
wrote:
> Dorothy J Heydt;1517003 Wrote:
>
>
>
> > claylonnie <claylonnie.2xa...@no-mx.coolscifi.com> wrote:
>
> > >I Lonnie Courtney Clay have concluded that the words good evil right
> > >wrong better worse and other similar labelings of the alignment of a
> > >person versus society have become jumbled, referring incorrectly to
> > >various things which appear to be mislabeled.
>
> > >Therefor I have decided that those with which I will associate are
> > >those who promote the concepts of effectiveness efficiency
> > superiority
> > >productivity adaptability
> > >maintainability and other concepts which I will mention when I have
> > had
> > >time to ponder the matter thoroughly.
>
> > Learn to punctuate first.
>
> > Dorothy J. Heydt
> > Albany, California
>
> I learned to pun-see-tea-you-ate in the third grade, but I had no
> choice of beverage either as a child or while living as an adult with
> relatives later. The knowledge of the ill effects of tea was buried so
> deeply that it only surfaced within the past week.....
>
> I omitted punctuation because I deliberately wanted to be vauge at to
> what I was meaning...
>
> --
> claylonnie
>
> Lonnie Courtney Clay
Tea is beneficial rather than ill when the desire is to combat the
effects of "it".
Vomiting is a normal response of the body purging itself of infection.
So drink more tea to get rid of "it" as soon as possible PLEASE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvbuJKqIJ4Q
Signed By :
Gary R. Schmidt
today from me!!
John
"Gary R. Schmidt" <grsc...@acm.org> wrote in message
news:cn3ls4-...@paranoia.mcleod-schmidt.id.au...
> Joe Pfeiffer wrote:
>> "Gary R. Schmidt" <grsc...@acm.org> writes:
>>> Joe Pfeiffer wrote:
>>>> "Gary R. Schmidt" <grsc...@acm.org> writes:
>>>>> I see it in at least one other group, and it's quite amusing to see
>>>>> subjects and senders from here over in those places. and, of course,
>>>>> those from there here.
>>>> Since at the moment two groups I read regularly are getting these
>>>> attacks, and a third one seems to have both these attacks and a
>>>> foulmouthed little jerk who (for some reason) has a vendetta against
>>>> some members of the group, I really wish I could find a way to find it
>>>> amusing...
>>> Well, it's more to do with levels of experience, after being on Usenet
>>> for decades, it's all just part of the ongoing tapestry.
>>>
>>> IOW, it's happened before, it will happen again.
>>
>> My best recollection is that I first started using Usenet in 1979.
>> I've never seen it like this...
>>
>>
> Just seems like HipCrime all over again, to me. Even seen a couple today
> from me!!
>
I thought your writing style had picked up :)
clayl...@comcast.net
> "Gary R. Schmidt" <grschm...@acm.org> wrote in messagenews:cn3ls4-...@paranoia.mcleod-schmidt.id.au...
>
>
>
> > Joe Pfeiffer wrote:
> >>>>> I see it in at least one other group, and it's quite amusing to see
> >>>>> subjects and senders from here over in those places. and, of course,
> >>>>> those from there here.
> >>>> Since at the moment two groups I read regularly are getting these
> >>>> attacks, and a third one seems to have both these attacks and a
> >>>> foulmouthed little jerk who (for some reason) has a vendetta against
> >>>> some members of the group, I really wish I could find a way to find it
> >>>> amusing...
> >>> Well, it's more to do with levels of experience, after being on Usenet
> >>> for decades, it's all just part of the ongoing tapestry.
>
> >>> IOW, it's happened before, it will happen again.
>
> >> My best recollection is that I first started using Usenet in 1979.
> >> I've never seen it like this...
>
> > Just seems like HipCrime all over again, to me. Even seen a couple today
> > from me!!
>
> I thought your writing style had picked up :)
-----------------------------
Rather than being amused, you should be reporting the bot gibberish as
spam whenever it's seen. I have been struggling for over "a day" now,
finding it's posts and reporting them as spam each time. However it
seems to proliferate faster than I can report....
I suggest the following :
"This post is spam. Please delete this post including any other copies
of this post found on worldwide web. Furthermore please disable
accounts which are posting other similar spam."
The posts which I made recently were all using the cool sci-fi acount
which I have, but I intend to post from Google henceforth. The bot
fails "to sign" it's posts, so that is an easy way to recognize "it"'s
posts.....
John
<clayl...@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:1190680764.5...@g4g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
Can't I be both amused *and* reporting?
Kevin
Charlton Wilbur;1518774 Wrote:
> ... Until the From addresses started morphing...
Howdy. I'm the admin' for the gateway site that "Clay Lonnie" is
posting through. I came across this thread while looking at an issue
that was recently reported to us.
The 'morphing' address is actually the gateway software at work and not
the user doing it; it was originally designed as a way to prevent spam
bots from harvesting the addresses but as this thread has shown it then
makes it difficult to track individuals and to also plonk individuals as
well. Because of that I will be making a change shortly so that a
consistent address is returned for each user posting through our
gateway.
Sorry about that folks; if anybody else notices problems originating
from our gateway please let us know at "abuse [at] coolscifi.com" and
we'll address the issue.
--
Kevin
help spread the word... link to *-'cool sci-fi forums'
(http://www.coolscifi.com/links/misc.php?do=linktous)-*
No 33 Secretary
news:Ke...@no-mx.coolscifi.com:
>
> Charlton Wilbur;1518774 Wrote:
>> ... Until the From addresses started morphing...
>
> Howdy. I'm the admin' for the gateway site that "Clay Lonnie"
> is posting through. I came across this thread while looking at
> an issue that was recently reported to us.
>
> The 'morphing' address is actually the gateway software at work
> and not the user doing it;
The fix it. Now. Or pretty much everything from you wil get kf'd by
anyone with half a brain.
> it was originally designed as a way
> to prevent spam bots from harvesting the addresses but as this
> thread has shown it then makes it difficult to track individuals
> and to also plonk individuals as well. Because of that I will
> be making a change shortly so that a consistent address is
> returned for each user posting through our gateway.
>
> Sorry about that folks; if anybody else notices problems
> originating from our gateway please let us know at "abuse [at]
> coolscifi.com" and we'll address the issue.
>
The only other problem I see is that you were stupid enough to
enable a spamming troll to being with, with someone that was known
to be stupid in 1995.
--
"You weren't born prematurely, son. You just survived the
abortion."
Terry Austin
Michael Stemper
>Charlton Wilbur;1518774 Wrote:
>> ... Until the From addresses started morphing...
>
>Howdy. I'm the admin' for the gateway site that "Clay Lonnie" is
>posting through. I came across this thread while looking at an issue
>that was recently reported to us.
>
>The 'morphing' address is actually the gateway software at work and not
>the user doing it; it was originally designed as a way to prevent spam
>bots from harvesting the addresses but as this thread has shown it then
>makes it difficult to track individuals and to also plonk individuals as
>well. Because of that I will be making a change shortly so that a
>consistent address is returned for each user posting through our
>gateway.
Thank you.
It's nice to know that there is still one admin who actually gives
a rip about how their practices affect others.
Pay no attention to that other guy.
--
Michael F. Stemper
#include <Standard_Disclaimer>
Build a man a fire, and you warm him for a day. Set him on fire,
and you warm him for a lifetime.
Sea Wasp
> The only other problem I see is that you were stupid enough to
> enable a spamming troll to being with, with someone that was known
> to be stupid in 1995.
>
But you RELY on this principle, Terry.
--
Sea Wasp
/^\
;;;
Live Journal: http://seawasp.livejournal.com
Terry Austin
@sgeObviousinc.com:
> No 33 Secretary wrote:
>
>> The only other problem I see is that you were stupid enough to
>> enable a spamming troll to being with, with someone that was known
>> to be stupid in 1995.
>>
>
> But you RELY on this principle, Terry.
>
Well, yeah. But, as you know, it is impossible to be too obvious when
trolling a true fish.
clayl...@comcast.net
wrote:
> Sea Wasp <seawaspObvi...@sgeObviousinc.com> wrote in news:470420B1.7030505
"trolling a true fish"
Since I am a Pisces by birth date, I will take that "true" as a
compliment rather than an insult. One thing though is quite true, I
can tell one HELL of a WHALE story too!
What do you feel when you hear the video below?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvbuJKqIJ4Q