Imaginary Edmund Dialogue: Spoilers For LWW

[Tim Bruening]

Spoilers For "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" (based on the book
by C.S.
Lewis)

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Edmund to the White Witch: You are as bad as the Nazis!

White Witch: What race are the Nazis, and where can I find them to
conquer them?

Edmund to the White Witch during the final battle: You promised me
Turkish Delight. You gave me stale bread!

Professor: Edmund, have some Turkish Delight.

Edmund: Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (wakes up screaming from
his nightmare).