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>I just finished listening to a reading of Silverberg's 'Hawksbill
>Station' on Escape Pod. I think I started it once, decades ago, but
>didn't finish it.
>
>The main plot McGuffin (this is revealed in the opening pages, so no
>spoiler warning), is a penal colony '1 billion years' in the past, to
>which the prisoners are irreversibly sent via a one-way time machine.
>
>The problem is that there are trilobites and brachiopods, creatures
>that didn't exist until a bit more than 500 million years ago.
>
>Silverberg could have said '500M YA', and absolutely nothing in the
>story would change. But everytime I heard 'billion', it bugged me. A
>lot.
>
>pt
I've mentioned this here before, I think, but it's a good example of how
to wreck WSOD.
There's a scene in Iain M. Banks' _Surface Detail_ in which a character
chucks a gold coin into a pool of mercury, and it bobs back up to the
surface gleaming its pure gold colour.
Except that many years ago I accidentally got mercury on my gold watch,
and it instantly did what mercury always does in contact with gold -
reacts with the gold to form a grey and not particularly shiny gold /
mercury amalgam, similar to the stuff some tooth fillings are made of.
So I immediately knew that there was something wrong.
What I missed, until someone pointed it out in RASFW, is that gold is
DENSER than mercury, so it should have sunk and stayed sunk anyway.
Part of the trouble was that the book is in part about virtual reality,
so I kept expecting the pool to turn out to be in a virtual setting. And
it kept on being stubbornly in the real world of the book.
I asked Iain about this a couple of years ago, it turns out he didn't
realise that mercury is less dense because it has a higher atomic
number, which I suppose is an easy mistake to make.
There was a weird one on Jo Walton's old web site, a description of
timekeeping in the world of her fantasy novel _Tooth and Claw_ which
unfortunately fell down if you looked at it too closely; and since I was
writing the RPG I did have to look. If taken as written it made the day
about 67 hours and the year about 1.5 earth years, and seasonal extremes
that would have been more or less intolerable for the humans that also
exist in that world, let alone cold-blooded dragons.
I ended up writing a spreadsheet template in which you could vary all of
the factors mentioned in the description; we ended up re-defining the
way their second was measured to halve its duration, which made the day
33 hours 20 minutes and the year 0.76 Earth years - still a bit weird,
but a lot less extreme than the original.
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