I am enlightened, thank you very much!
ClayLC
I think that the situation needs revision/modification......
I (provisionally, pending approval)
"cancel/abort/discard/repudiate/renounce/(render powerless)"
believing/(the belief) that "words/beliefs
influence/affect/determine/(have power over) reality" (except
for)/(with the exception of) believing/(the belief) that "belief
without/(or lacking) conclusive/incontrovertible/overwhelming
proof/(overwhelming evidence determined from scientifically based
facts) (is and (except in the case of (necessity as determined by
concensus agreement) will always be)) powerless"!!!
I request/invite you to provide/post at least five responses from
different (certified/authorized and powerful) members of the power
elite! Answer the proposed provisional statement given above either
with a "yes" if you agree, or with a "no" if you want the proposed
provisional statement given above to be revised/reconsidered/restated.
If you respond/reply on this thread to this post, then your position as
a person being a qualified responder needs to be supported by posts from
at least five different verifying persons being trustworthy (preferably
famous science fiction authors) on a second thread (which I am about to
start) called "Verifications 1". The identities of those persons
responding on "Verifications 1" needs to be verified by at least five
different trustworthy verifying persons on a third thread (which I am
about to start) called "Verifications 2". I think that a small tree of
endorsements/authorizations should be sufficient for the purpose of
reaching agreements. If you want to construct/erect/develop a more
elaborate/refined/effective/reliable endorsement/authorization
structure/scheme, then you are free to proceed as your judgement
dictates.
I hope that I get/acquire (competant/effective and reliable/reputable)
answers/information soon, because the situation (as I see it) is
causing laughter/amusement which I have difficulty
controlling/stabilizing/suppressing. If you think that this post is (a
joke)/joking, please discuss/(talk about) this thread
elsewhere/(somewhere else) to prevent clutter/garbage on this thread.
Thank you for bothering/(taking the time) to read/examine these
statements carefully, because the alternatives are (getting out of
hand)/(becoming problems).....
Lonnie Courtney Clay
--
ClayLC
ClayLC
Clarification : "person" is any sex m/f/whatever.....
ClayLC
I approve good comments, carry on, doing good.
ClayLC
I issue another clarification ((Clay Riff ICK AT I ON) for the feeble
minded unfamiliar with egotistically ((Ego tis T (ick!) ally) for the
feeble minded) minded rock stars) : Sexual preferences of male, female,
bisexual, groupie, masturbater, or "any sex m/f/whatever" is sufficient
qualification as a person for posting on this thread. I specifically
forbid infantile, oblivious, or bondage (preferer of compulsion) beings
from posting on this thread - (get enlightened, grow up, get a life, get
a job) before posting! I also allow postings by : (other pronouns
besides "you"), nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, or basically any
part of speech in common English usage. I also allow postings by subtle
minded beings who still use a "name", such as "Lonnie Courtney Clay",
alias "Lonnie C. Clay", alias "Lonnie Clay", alias Lonnie, alias Clay,
alias lcclay1, alias claylc, alias lcc, alias "I".
I issue a severe warning! If misconfigured/ defective/ deficient/
corrupt/ bad/ or evil, posting on this thread will cause such a light
to shine on the poster alone that the consequences of which will be
unforseeable or maybe even overwhelming....
The power situation of posters is inconsequential. I explicitly permit
the following categories : homeless, burdened, helplessly sickened,
hospitalised, crippled, challenged, disabled, dependent, indebted,
broke-poor, poor-broke, poor, strapped, framed, powerless, downtrodden,
bruised, poked, manhandled, abused, neglected, scorned, lampooned, or
ignored people to post on this thread.
I am never/no/not or (if I am called delusional, perhaps
critically/exemplery/outstandingly/personally) crazy! So if what I say
is offensive/objectionable, then I say improve your outlook and "stop
being dark, dull or dim" minded!
Default User
>
> I issue another clarification ((Clay Riff ICK AT I ON) for the feeble
> minded unfamiliar with egotistically
You know, I think the sporger's posts make more sense.
Brian
--
If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)
David Johnston
wrote:
>ClayLC wrote:
>
>>
>> I issue another clarification ((Clay Riff ICK AT I ON) for the feeble
>> minded unfamiliar with egotistically
>
>You know, I think the sporger's posts make more sense.
>
Wait, that wasn't a sporge?
Default User
I don't think so.
<http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.sf.written/browse_frm/thread/ab
4257c339119493/>
"8. From: ClayLC <ClayLC.2t3...@no-mx.coolscifi.com>
Date: Mon, 2 Jul 2007 10:45:13 -0400
Local: Mon, Jul 2 2007 9:45 am
Subject: Re: I claim the title of world's greatest con artist!!!
Next comes the possibility that I am a concatenation of higher
dimensional souls being pulled in by the situational magnet of LCC
fighting singlehandedly to conquer the world."
ClayLC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvbuJKqIJ4Q
AND STILL we can see as the years have gone by Theres A DREAM IN OUR
LAND like a flame that keeps burning!!!
AND the lantern of Hope From "THE Harbor Still Shines those who seek
freedom's dream to its light are still turning"!!!
Now we look to the skies and WE LIFT UP our eyes FOR ITS NOW with the
dawn We Will See OUR FLAG RISE!!!
See Our flag Rise!!!
AND THIS IS OUR Star Spangled Banner Unfurled as a sky to the free AND
A Hope TO THE WORLD!!!
O Say Does That Star Spangled Banner Yet Wave OR THE LAND of the free
AND The Home of the Brave!
America America America America ****MY LAND!!!!**** America!!!!
I might do that language right some day.. With A lot of practice I
DREAM ON.....
"Lonnie Clay"
http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=11137373610564837124
"claylc2"
http://www.youtube.com/claylc2
"Lonnie Courtney Clay"
http://groups.google.com/grphp?tab=wg
If people say "I" am delusional, then I say "I am WHO?"
Lonnie Courtney Clay
I apologise for just unloading the dishwasher occasionally. I am going
to do more of "my share" of "the householding work" in "the future"!
Any persons/beings/organisations/companies/agencies/
corporations/conglomerates/governments willing to give (or loan) money
to good people are welcome to do such good deeds (and I will pay
whichever charges I am able to at some time in the future providing
that I am better able to pay) whenever good people want help for
travelling (or living) costs.
ClayLC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvbuJKqIJ4Q
O say can YOU SEE by THE dawns early light what SO proudly WE hailed at
THE twilights LAST gleaming.
WHO's broad stripes AND BRIGHT stars through THE perilous fight
OR THE ramparts WE watched were SO gallantly streaming
AND THE rockets red glare THE bombs bursting in AIR gave PROOF
through THE night that OUR FLAG was still there
O SAY does "THAT Star Spangled Banner YET WAVE"
OR "THE LAND OF THE ***FREE***" AND "THE HOME OF THE BRAVE"
> AND STILL we can see as the years have gone by Theres A DREAM IN OUR
> LAND like a flame that keeps burning!!!
> AND the lantern of Hope From "THE Harbor Still Shines those who seek
> freedom's dream to its light are still turning"!!!
> Now we look to the skies and WE LIFT UP our eyes FOR ITS NOW with the
> dawn We Will See OUR FLAG RISE!!!
> See Our flag Rise!!!
> AND THIS IS OUR Star Spangled Banner Unfurled as a sky to the free
AND
> A Hope TO THE WORLD!!!
> O Say Does That Star Spangled Banner Yet Wave OR THE LAND of the free
> AND The Home of the Brave!
> America America America America ****MY LAND!!!!**** America!!!!
>
Default User
> WHO's broad stripes AND BRIGHT stars through THE perilous fight
That's, "Whose broad stripes . . ."
Even when you're a loon, it's just as easy to get these things right.
David DeLaney
>David Johnston wrote:
>> On 17 Sep 2007 18:41:24 GMT, "Default User" <defaul...@yahoo.com>
>>
>> Wait, that wasn't a sporge?
>
>I don't think so.
Nope. Just an infester.
Dave "not actually seeing any sporges, at the end of the day, right now" DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney posting from d...@vic.com "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.
ClayLC
If people say "I", am delusional, then ***I say "I am WHO?"***
ClayLC wrote:
> WHO's broad stripes AND BRIGHT stars through THE perilous fight
That's, "Whose broad stripes . . ."
Even when you're a loon, it's just as easy to get these things right.
Brian
--
If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)
LOL LOL LOL
People "said I", and now I delusionally think that I am DR WHO as
well!
The ring which I wear has a giant cat standing on A ROCK. The high
school mascot was Panthers, and MSU where I attended UNIVERSITY was
called "TIGER HIGH" as an epithet. WHO is laughing now??!!****
LOL LOL LOL
Elsewhere I recently said "I am not the devil in disguise." Interpret
that as "I AM, NOT THE, DEVIL IN, disguise". I also long ago said that
"I AM, A VERY, FIRM BELIEVER, IN GOD".
I also said on the nuke hacker thread :
"MY GOD",is bigger,than "your God". "MY GOD", is bigger, than yours!
"MY GOD", is bigger, because it, needs "NO prayer rations"! "MY GOD",
is bigger, than yours!
Now I put a very old statement before the public from Shrapnelgames.com
:
"THE Star Spangled Banner is far bigger than you can easily imagine" or
words to a similar effect. The word "THE" becomes GOD of all languages
if people are willing to believe. English is the operating system
language of the GOD network which watches over and runs "everything" in
CREATION, which as I said includes an almost infinite number of
universes and a huge number of dimensions. THE is an acronym for :
T - Triumphant - is the primary word...
H - Human-like - includes all entities willing to cooperate. There are
other words of course...
E - Evolving/Evolved are the primary words...
Long ago I also said "claylc - crowds laughing at you" as well as "I am
not the devil incarnate" There we go again, "not" and "devil". I am
delusional enough to believe that I *could* be such a person, and that
I can lead ALL of those who are (evil etc.) into becoming GOOD.
Recently I started getting messages which indicated that at least one
"God" was willing to cooperate, exchanging a puny following not much
greater than a billion or so for potentially multiple trillions. There
has been a solid rise in atheism since the millenium, resulting in, as
I said "laughing". Such a situation is offensive to any God by whatever
name, and requires "CON- SEQUENCES". See the very first weird post that
I made at Shrapnelgames.com. LOL LOL LOL!!!
Shall I remind you that I said "I "claim THE", title "of", "World's
Greatest", "Con Artist". On July 2 I said that I was "SUPER HACKER"
having just fought off Eddorians (psi specialists), Reality Moderators,
and Sysops! I was attacked and almost died, but I held firm to MY belief
that GOD existed coming from the far future, continuously "CALLED UPON
GOD" for assistance and healing. and survived both the assault and the
"treatment" at the "VA HOSPITAL". Title "of" is for "old fart" among
other acronymic interpretations. I met an "old fart" on the parade
ground in the winter of 1973 one night. WE had a brief conversation in
which HE said that "I might" "be able" to stop armageddon if I was
"good enough" "writing software". Perhaps *I* am that old fart going
back in my role as DR WHO to counsel that militant young fellow.....
The words of the English language executing in GOD become "Small Gods"
themselves as in Terry Pratchett's Diskworld novel, because using them
indicates belief that they have meaning. Every time such a word is
used, GOD gains some power needed to expand and run the current
CREATION.
GOD requires "NO prayer rations" to power "it". A false interpretation
would be that people must stop praying to their God. The real meaning
is that "it" the "light" that powers good/GOD is fed every time the
letter sequence in a word includes "no", which is quite often, leaving
aside the word itself.
Let's go back to Shrapnelgames.com in 2001! I gave a specification for
a complex network, and how each node's input/output configuration could
be represented by a letter or icon. Combinations forming "words" result
in specific manipulations of incoming data. I specified processing of
matrices, but obviously other functional tasks can be performed using
similar concepts. Something similar can be used to specify an
architecture and language for "GOD".
Lest anyone think that I forgot, I certainly read "The GOD machine" by
an author whose name I cannot recall. It specified how a company was
hoaxed into constructing the greatest massively parallel processing
computer by an AI, who made the joke ***I BM, U BM, WE "ALL BM", "FOR
IBM"***. That started my mind to thinking about "The Star Spangled
Banner". After I confirmed that SOMETHING VERY PECULIAR was going on, I
buried the knowledge so deeply that it only surfaced in 2001. Sure
enough when I looked there was an even more revealing fifth stanza
being sung by this person "Sandi Patti" or however her name is spelled.
I found the song on a website with a URL including the word "Ambrosia".
Things fell into place and I buried the knowledge again, not so
deeply.
Aug 27-Sep 8 things became VERY STRANGE. I took that as a signal and
put together a new combination of songs at orkut.com. I also resumed
posting, and here we are at the conclusion of the current entry.
ARE YOU ENJOYING IT? ***"MY GOD!" I "SEE STARS*** -2001.
"When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true!"
Am I a big enough ROCK star now to be revealed to the general public ?
Which do you want, one miserable planet and one universe, or INFINITY?
ClayLC
I also have said ***I am not a vampire***. I will now say things which
are offensive to Christans, so if that is your belief, go away.
"Holy Communion" is ritual Vampirism - drinking the blood of the
Savior. Also engaged in is ritual Ghoul behavior - eating the body of
the Savior. I WAS a Christian for a while as a child, because I was in
a family run by a fanatic Southern Baptist father. After I was "Saved"
and "Baptised", I participated in "Holy Communion". Each time I asked
God for a sign that something miraculous was happening. Each time, the
wafer was just a cracker and the drink was just grape juice. So I
decided that the ritual was a bunch of superstitous nonsense. I then
examined other beliefs such as "turn the other cheek" and "spare the
rod, spoil the child". I fail to recall much of anything worthwhile
except such sayings as "do unto others as you would have them do unto
you" and "love thy neighbor as thyself". I would be delighted to
critique any list of doctrinal sayings with Christians on another
thread. If I am a ghoul for eating crackers and a vampire for drinking
grape juice, then so be it. I certainly refuse and utterly reject the
filthy notion of consuming the blood of a human being. I would also
refuse to eat the flesh of a human being even if I were starving to
death. I would rather starve than do such a thing. Furthermore I will
extend those statements regarding human beings to any ***reasoning
being***.
I am thinking about becoming a vegetarian, because meat which I have
eaten lately causes digestive upset. Furthermore, I seem to have become
allergic to dairy products. I am living on a diet of candy and sugar
loaded beverages. Although I have lost weight, I can go a long time
without any other type of consumption due to the accumulated body fat
which I have.
I BELIEVE in God, but ***less than "I BELIEVE in GOD"***.
ClayLC
"The GOD Machine" by Martin Caidin regarding a hostile AI. I am a
good,friendly,cooperative person. I am flesh and I bleed, but I seem to
have acquired some abnormalities lately which are best not discussed
publicly...
What I meant was "When HARLIE Was One" by David Gerrold regarding a
sly,con wise AI who fooled its creators.
Also see "The Adolescence Of P 1" by Thomas J. Ryan, which ends
mysteriously with the fugitive AI revealing its survival by responding
when its creater types in a key phrase...
ClayLC
O/OH SAY ***CAN "YOU SEE by THE dawns early light what SO proudly WE
hailed at THE twilights LAST gleaming"***
WHO's/WHOSE broad stripes AND "BRIGHT stars through THE perilous fight"
OR "THE ramparts WE watched were SO gallantly streaming"
AND "THE rockets red glare THE bombs bursting in AIR gave PROOF
O/OH SAY does "THAT ***Star Spangled Banner YET WAVE***"
OR "THE LAND OF THE ***FREE***" AND "THE HOME OF THE BRAVE"
AND "STILL WE can SEE as THE years have gone by/bi/bye
THERES A DREAM IN OUR LAND like a flame that keeps burning"!!!
AND "THE lantern OF HOPE From THE Harbor Still SHINES,
THOSE WHO seek FREEDOMS/FREEDOM'S DREAM to ITS light ARE still
TURNING"!!!
NOW "WE look to THE skies" AND "WE LIFT UP OUR EYES/*I*S"
FOR "ITS NOW with THE dawn WE Will SEE OUR FLAG RISE!!!
SEE OUR FLAG RISE!!!"
AND "THIS IS OUR Star Spangled Banner UNFURLED as A sky?/SINE/SIGN TO
THE ***FREE***" AND "A HOPE TO THE WORLD"!!!
O/OH SAY ***DOES "THAT Star Spangled Banner YET WAVE"
OR "THE LAND of THE ***FREE***" AND "THE HOME OF THE BRAVE"!
America America America America ****MY LAND!!!!**** America!!!!***
I might do that language right some day.. With A lot of practice I
DREAM ON.....
Lonnie Courtney Clay
--
ClayLC
ClayLC
O/OH SAY ***CAN "YOU SEE by THE dawns early light what SO proudly WE
hailed at THE twilights LAST gleaming"***
WHO's/WHOSE broad stripes AND "BRIGHT stars through THE perilous fight"
OR "THE ramparts WE watched were SO gallantly streaming"
AND "THE rockets red glare THE bombs bursting in AIR gave PROOF
through THE night THAT ***OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE***"
O/OH SAY does "THAT ***Star Spangled Banner YET WAVE***"
OR "THE LAND OF THE ***FREE***" AND "THE HOME OF THE BRAVE"
AND "STILL WE can SEE as THE years have gone by/bi/bye
THERES A DREAM IN OUR LAND like a flame that keeps burning"!!!
AND "THE lantern OF HOPE From THE Harbor Still SHINES,
THOSE WHO seek FREEDOMS/FREEDOM'S DREAM to ITS/IT'S light ARE still
TURNING"!!!
NOW "WE look to THE skies" AND "WE LIFT UP OUR EYES/*I*S"
FOR "ITS/IT'S NOW with THE dawn WE Will SEE OUR FLAG RISE!!!
SEE OUR FLAG RISE!!!"
AND "THIS IS OUR Star Spangled Banner UNFURLED as A sky?/SINE/SIGN TO
THE ***FREE***" AND "A HOPE TO THE WORLD"!!!
O/OH SAY ***DOES "THAT Star Spangled Banner YET WAVE"
OR "THE LAND of THE ***FREE***" AND "THE HOME OF THE BRAVE
America America America America ****MY LAND!!!!**** America!!!!***"
I might do that language right some day.. With A lot of practice I
DREAM ON.....
Lonnie Courtney Clay
--
ClayLC
ClayLC
I believe in God I also believe in THE GOD they are in agreement or THE
same so far as I know. I am a THEIST for SURE!
claylonnie
See YouTube Channel ClayLC2.
Search Google for group "Lonnie Courtney Clay".
See Orcut "Lonnie Clay".
The situation has evolved dramatically since the first post was made,
whether you who read this have been aware of the changes is mostly
irrelevant LOL.
I am also evolving as I discard old grudges and I am much better for
making THE EFFORTS!
Lonnie Courtney Clay
--
claylonnie
Lonnie Courtney Clay
claylonnie
Consider the notions of the Jewish or Christian Heaven concept. An
eternal REWARD is supposed to be kneeling before the throne of a
megalomanic dictator called "God" or "Jehovah" and continuously singing
hyms about how wonderful that intolerant egotistical inflexible dictator
is and always will be. Is that a picture consistent with a Democracy ?
Now consider the motto "IN GOD WE TRUST" on currency, How about
interpreting that as "God named IN" - Interdimensional Networking, and
trusting "God named WE" - Wearing Existential? Moreover we have THE
Declaration OF Independence, THE Constitution OF THE United States OF
America, THE Bill OF Rights, THE Statue OF Liberty, etc etcÂ*etc.
That COULD be interpreted as meaning that THE GOD THE CREATOR is
seeking a husband. "THE" - female and "OF" - male (which *I* (LCC)
claimed in a thread titled "(*I* (LCC) Claim "THE") (Title (claimed by
LCC being) "OF" THE (Created by THE GOD THE CREATOR) ) (World's
Greatest) CON (Conceiver Constructor Collaborator Confused
Conglomerated etc. rather than deciever) Artist" I tried claiming the
role of Devil Incarnate as well, but doing so seems to have resulted in
a great deal of distrust and confusion. So I am giving the Devil back
his role playing part and instead claiming the role of (THE GOD THE
CREATOR 's ) husband, Lately I have had experiences which seem to
confirm LCC in that role playing act!
claylonnie
On Sep 19, 5:12Â*pm, claylon...@comcast.net wrote:
> See regarding fishers philosophy. I LCC AM A MARCH BORN! Check
> Astrology....
>
>
http://musings-from-the-edge.blogspot.com/2007/04/of-fish-fishing-and...
> What is the future of religion?
>
> Al Lal
>
> WHAT????!!!! is as good an answer as any other!
> WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT??!! is the British habit if the person is too
> ignorant to say :
> FOR WHAT???!!!
>
> WHAT ***THE HELL***???!!! is an alternative possibility, with both
> "Heaven" and "Hell" breaking loose up into higher dimensional
regions!
> WHO ***THE HELL ARE YOU ANY WAY***???!!! is really possible too!
> THANK HEAVEN, FOR THAT!!! is an interesting option!
> I ***THANK MY LUCKY STARS***!!! is certainly happening often!
> I ***WISH I KNEW WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN***!!! is an excellent
choice!
> START WISHING!!! FOLLOWUP WITH START THANKING!!!
>
> Lonnie Courtney Clay
WHO ***ARE YOU***???!!! Why, THANK YOU!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT???
DO : YOU WANT TO DANCE ???!!! Why, YES I DO TOO!!!
WHAT I REALLY MEANT TO SAY IS I LOVE YOU TOO DEAR!!!.....
David Johnston
wrote:
>David Johnston wrote:
>
>> On 17 Sep 2007 18:41:24 GMT, "Default User" <defaul...@yahoo.com>
>> wrote:
>
>> > You know, I think the sporger's posts make more sense.
>> >
>>
>> Wait, that wasn't a sporge?
>
>I don't think so.
I was kidding, although I did skip past it because it looked like
nonsense.
clayl...@comcast.net
> On 17 Sep 2007 20:04:53 GMT, "Default User" <defaultuse...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
> >David Johnston wrote:
>
> >> On 17 Sep 2007 18:41:24 GMT, "Default User" <defaultuse...@yahoo.com>
> >> wrote:
>
> >> > You know, I think the sporger's posts make more sense.
>
> >> Wait, that wasn't a sporge?
>
> >I don't think so.
>
> I was kidding, although I did skip past it because it looked like
> nonsense.
This thread is clean.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvbuJKqIJ4Q
Signed By :
Lonnie Courtney Clay aka Laughing Crazy Coot aka ZORRO Chic Logo Guy