Another "pants"-line
Peter Spelman alliancem...@tinet.ie alt fan starwars rec arts sf starwars misc
Look sir, pants! We can give you two thousands pants now, and fifteen when we
get to Alderaan. I'm sorry Luke but you will have to sell your pants. It's the
ship that made the pants run in under 12 parsecs. Lock the door and hope they
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Apr 19 1999 by Peter Spelman
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The Pants `em Menace
EMPEROR: Send your pants to the far side of Endor. They have a great
drycleaner's there. *** BIB FORTUNA: [subtitled] But he said he must see your
pants! ... VADER: You cannot hide your pants forever, Luke. LUKE: I will not
fight you! VADER: Give yourself to the dark side. It is the only way you can
save your pants ...
Apr 5 1999 by karyl bleddyn
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TPM and "Pants"
jp jun...@mindspring.com rec arts sf starwars misc alt fan starwars "Master Qui-
Gon...a pair of pants you already wear. Impossible to put on a second." "The
pants are back up! That little droid did it!" "He can pants you. He was meant to
pants you." "Wesa pants gonna be crunched!" "I think not. ...
Jun 6 1999 by j-p
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Top Ten Pants
Lukes pants in the beginning of ANH 9. Vader's Pants 8. Leia's Pants on Endor 7.
Tarkin's Pants 6. Tie Fighter Pilot's pants 5. Bossk's Pants 4. ... Stomtrooper
pants 1. The pants of Ackbar! Ted 3000, Usenet Funkmaster! Ted! How could you
leave out Lobot? Everyone knows he has the funkiest threads in the Star Wars ...
Feb 18 1998 by s1620
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Star Wars pants
They've shut down the main pants!" "What's that? A pants! I'm saved!" "Someone
was in the pants. The tracks go off on this direction." "My pants are almost
frozen." "Open the blast pants! Open the blast pants!" "If pants are all that
you love, then that's what you'll receive!" "We've picked up a new group of ...
Dec 17 2005 by Jedi Jonny
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Star Wars Pants
"Put the pants in the cargo hold--I mean, in the washer." "As you wish." Vader
puts some credits into the washing machine, and Fett anxiously watches it shake
and spit suds. "What if the pants ... Twenty minutes later, Boba Fett removes
his pants from the dryer and angrily turns to Vader, shouting, "You idiot! ...
Sep 8 1997 by Erin Fencil
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Midget Movie-Extra From "Return of Tayla's Crotch"
8==========##<^>##==========8 8==========##<^>##==========8 "It's not wise to
undo a Wookiee's pants..." "There's no mystical force controlling MY pants!" "
You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought!" "Would it help if I got
out of my pants & pushed?" "It might!!" "Ancient weapons & Hokey religions are
...
Sep 10 1999 by Cheetah
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What Terrestrial Inspiration for the Empire? (was: Re: Black ...
Baggy pants stuffed into slim boots, tailored tunic. It's fascinating to see
that archetype transplanted to this great space station--now with whole worlds
to conquer or destroy. I view it as an essential definition of Tarkin's
personality, and that of the military machine that he, Vader and the Emperor
have used ...
Feb 13 1997 by HHC
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Giggles, Pants and Star Wars...
<quote> Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "
Pants" for key words: We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants,
up or down. The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it
counts. I find your lack of pants disturbing. Many bothans died to bring us ...
Dec 22 1997 by Matthew Kennedy
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{Trolling} "GUINNESS Style"
"It's not wise to undo a Wookiee's pants..." "There's no mystical force
controlling MY pants!" "You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought!"
"Would it help if I got out of my pants & pushed?" "It might!!" "Ancient weapons
& Hokey religions are no match for a good blaster in your pants.."
Sep 11 1999 by Cheetah
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