[Sith War IX] a new commandment. Got it Gumby?
-Muuurgh (-o-)
"Allright, I'm not asking you again.." ObeeKris screamed as Henson and Sara
held the llama with an upside down swastika branded on it's forehead "..what
have you done to Jade and C'Pi?"
"Ich weiß nicht, wo Jade ist." the llama sweated. He looked over to his
counterparts, two dishevelled rabbits with eye patches and gold teeth.
"Erklären Sie diesen Leuten, die ich nicht weiß, wo Jade ist."
The rabbits started to run but ObeeKris grabbed them by the tails and lifted
them up parallel with his eyes.
Looking into an upsidedown madman the rabbits screamed "We don't know where
Jade is." Their teeth clicked nervously as they shook their heads.
"Allright Bin Llama, this is your last chance. Tell us where you are hiding
the Archon and your punishment will go easier for you!" Sara yelled while
poking him in the belly.
**In Nesha's Living Room**
Gumby was staring off at the ceiling.
"Do you think we should bring more food than this?" Nesha asked as she
packed her duffel bag full of sandwiches and mayonaise.
"Well we are headed across town again." Muuurgh pondered. "Maybe we should
bring some onion rings and pork rinds as well."
"Good idea! Hey Gumby, could you..." Nesha paused to look at Gumbys eyes
glazed over with a queer look as he gazed into the ceiling. "...You alright
Gumby?"
Gumbys mouth worked around an invisible word before answering "Me? Oh
yess.." Gumby's face lit up with supreme satisfaction
"Well in that case take that backpack over there and fill it up with some
porkrinds from that cupboard." Nesha pointed
"Okay." Gumby smiled.
"What's with Gumb?" Muuurgh asked
"I'm not sure."
**Later that day, about 15 minuets to be more precise**
"I had another dream last night, but I think it might have been the
lasagna." Nesha reported "Jade was standing on my bed and screaming 'it's
the building with the neon arrows you twit!"
Muuurgh's jaw dropped. "Noo way." He sounded more like Keanu Reeves than he
hoped "I had that same dream too." continuing with the accent.
Gumby was still beaming "yep."
Muuurgh turned on Gumby like a fat top. "What is wrong with you?"
"Huh?" Gumby didn't understand.
"Stop smiling." Muuurgh insisted.
"Smiling? Me? I'm sorry I didn't realize I was doing so." Gumby tried to
hide it but kept on glimmering like the bottom of a freshly washed swimming
pool.
"You've been smiling like a baby after a good poop all day." Nesha said
"Oh." Gumby just smiled.
"Listen we have work to do. We know where Archon and C'Pi are, this is a
desperate time Gumby. Get serious." Nesha warned
"I'm serious." Gumby defended.
"Alright let's go, but if you don't wipe that smile off your face I'll wipe
it off for you." Muuurgh said starting to get pissed
Just then ObeeKris and his two penguins came walking down the street. "Hey
guys." ObeeKris said while waiving.
"Hey ObeeKris." Muuurgh and Nesha said.
"Hi Sara." Gumby blushed
"Oh, good Porkins.. no." Muuurgh walked between the duo and squatted down to
face Gumby eye to eye. "This is not going to happen." Muuurgh pointed back
at the penguin who was trying to catch a peek of Gumby from around Muuurgh's
back. Sara squawked when Muuurgh glared at her.
"Gumby this is not a good situation. They aren't even Porkinites. Jade
would never allow this, you know that." Nesha said as she sided up next to
Muuurgh
Gumby's eyes filled with tears. "But..." Gumby started to choke up a little
"I think I ..I.. L.."*umph* Muuurgh's hand covered Gumby's mouth. Scooping
Gumby up Muuurgh carried it back to Nesha's house.
"This is for your own good Gumb." Muuurgh said in an almost too satisfied
voice.
Gumby was duct taped from head to toe and placed in Nesha's ironing board
closet. "We'll be back with Archon in a little while." Muuurgh said.
"It'll know how to handle this situation." Nesha tried to comfort Gumby.
"We won't be too long I promise."
**back outside**
"You guy's know where Jade is?" ObeeKris asked excitedly
"Yep. You comin'?" Nesha asked.
Muuurgh grumbled.
"We just checked everyone out at the Evil Petting Zoo and nobody knew where
they were." ObeeKris reported dejectedly.
Muuurgh sighed shaking his head. Nesha laughed.
"Allright come on we have a lot of work to do. We're going to the mall."
Nesha hefted her Duffel bag.
Everyone else just cringed and followed her.
**SUMMARY**
1) Gumby has fallen hopelessly in L..*umph* (this summary is being
interrupted for a brief moment, the words "love" "gumby" and "penguin" are
not to be mentioned in any SithWar post ever again as long as Porkins is
fat.)
2) The Porkinites discover C'Pi and Jade's location
3) ObeeKris and his penguins join the Porkinites in the search for the holy
Archon.
4) Gumby is tied up in an ironing board closet until this silly infactuation
passes.
ObeeKris
> "Ich weiß nicht, wo Jade ist." the llama sweated. He looked over to his
> counterparts, two dishevelled rabbits with eye patches and gold teeth.
> "Erklären Sie diesen Leuten, die ich nicht weiß, wo Jade ist."
> The rabbits started to run but ObeeKris grabbed them by the tails and lifted
> them up parallel with his eyes.
> Looking into an upsidedown madman the rabbits screamed "We don't know where
> Jade is." Their teeth clicked nervously as they shook their heads.
How'd you know I have a thing against rabbits?
> **SUMMARY**
>
> 1) Gumby has fallen hopelessly in L..*umph* (this summary is being
> interrupted for a brief moment, the words "love" "gumby" and "penguin" are
> not to be mentioned in any SithWar post ever again as long as Porkins is
> fat.)
I second that motion.
"Third" - Sara.
Henson also raises a flipper. That's number four.
> 2) The Porkinites discover C'Pi and Jade's location
> 3) ObeeKris and his penguins join the Porkinites in the search for the holy
> Archon.
Too frickin spooky. I was going to volunteer my services to do
exactly that.
> 4) Gumby is tied up in an ironing board closet until this silly infactuation
> passes.
Sara and Henson thank you for that. Gumby will too, eventually.
You've probably saved it a world of hurt, pain, anguish, and
suffering. And I'm not talking about a broken heart, either.
ObeeKris
Been praciticing your mind reading skills lately Muuurgh??
-Muuurgh (-o-)
"ObeeKris" <obee...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:22f6e2db.02013...@posting.google.com...<snip>
> ObeeKris
> Been praciticing your mind reading skills lately Muuurgh??
It's a gift. Atleast this one coincides with everyones plans this time. I'm
bad at that.
-Muuurgh