[SithWarIX] Pizza?

Jedah

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Jan 30, 2002, 8:47:43 AM1/30/02

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Cap pulled low, a mild mannered, unassuming pizza delivery boy walked
through the halls of the N'Sync cube. Two steaming thick crust pizzas
perched atop tented fingers. So far no one had noticed him, and that,
of course, was as it should be. Who notices a pizza delivery boy
anyway?

Deep in the bowels of the cube, the wimpers of Jade and C'Pi caught the
delivery boy's ears. He opened the door to the cell and smiled, though
his face was still concealed by the pulled down baseball cap and
upturned jacket collar.

"Pizza here," he announced, sending the two Porkinites into a frenzy.

"GIMMIE! IN the NAME of the HOLY PORKINS!! GIMMIE!!!" Jade raged.

The Pizza delivery boy put the pizzas just out of reach, and opened
each, the aroma wafting from the loaded pies filling the cell. Torture
most foul for the Porkinites...the pizzas so close, and yet so very far.

"Who dares!?" C'Pi demanded. Jade quivered in rage.

The pizza boy stood up straight, pulling off the astonishingly simple
disguise. "Hello, Jade," Jedah said, grinning with pure evil. "Did you
miss me?"

Jade's face fell. "You." C'Pi recoiled in fear.

"I've been gone a long time, and look what happened. Tsk tsk. Enjoy
your incarceration. I'm sure one of your spoon-fed followers will let
you out eventually. But even if you do free yourself from the clutches
of boy bad fever, remember, every time you turn, every time something
goes wrong, I'll be there. Waiting, lurking in the shadows..." Jedah
said, vanishing into the darkness of the cell.

Jade looked at C'Pi. "Well now we're boned."

"Yes, I didn't expect him to ever return," C'Pi replied.

"No, he didn't put Canadian bacon on the pizza."

"The HEATHEN!!!" C'Pi roared. "Well, at least they'll be a beacon to
our troops."

"Yes...and then we will make good our revenge!" Jade said.

***********

Summary type thing:

Jedah delivered pizzas just out of reach to Jade and C'Pi and announced
his rather mysterious return to the Sith Wars.

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Galactic Boobies

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Jan 30, 2002, 10:59:28 AM1/30/02

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"Jedah" <vade...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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[Snip post of evil]

> Jedah delivered pizzas just out of reach to Jade and C'Pi and announced
> his rather mysterious return to the Sith Wars.
>

You need to remember I saved your life not that long ago. Technically it is
mine to take now.

Jade
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And don't think I forgot about you killing me, either.

Michael Shaffer

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Jan 30, 2002, 2:19:17 PM1/30/02

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"Galactic Boobies" <jad...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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Yes, but I could have killed you just then...and I didn't. I don't want
to kill you, no, just torture into submission.

You and the rest of RASSM will renounce the heretical beliefs in Porkins
before I'm thought.

As for owing you a life, here, a box of Life Cereal. We're even.

Now, if N'Sync kills you, I'll have to destroy them for ruining my fun,
but otherwise I think my plans are going just as expected.

Jedah
If you only knew the power of the 733+ side of the Force!

Peter Hanely

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Jan 30, 2002, 6:34:03 AM1/30/02

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Jedah wrote:

>
>Summary type thing:
>
>Jedah delivered pizzas just out of reach to Jade and C'Pi and announced
>his rather mysterious return to the Sith Wars.
>
>

(Applauds wildly)
YES! What delicious torture. I leave the destruction of the bloated
ones to your
capable hands.

--
The Jedi Hacker
"A Jedi uses the code for queries and filters, never for cracks."

Now if Alice would just show up so I can continue a certain long delayed
thread,
and inflict some torture of my own.

Rainbow Heron

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Jan 31, 2002, 1:23:09 AM1/31/02

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On Wed, 30 Jan 2002 11:34:03 +0000, Peter Hanely
<han...@no-spam.calweb.com> wrote:

>Now if Alice would just show up so I can continue a certain long delayed
>thread, and inflict some torture of my own.

WAIT A BIT WILL YA?!?!

I'm still trying desperately to catch up with 2 weeks worth of
backlogging! It's coming okay?!?!

-Rainbow Heron
(sig also notes that RH's original idea for a response was way too
damn short and very un-Sith Warrish)

I had planned on actually going to bed and getting agood night's sleep
last night and tonight but NO-O-O!! <grumble> Okokok I've got a draft
in progress...
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