[Sith War IX] Ultimatum
Peter Hanely
Time to rescue his lady love from the evil Hawkins and his
beasts. Those who know their history may ask, why doesn't
he get a clue, she doesn't like him. The simple fact is,
he didn't remember his own history with her properly. Due
in large part to the torture and brainwashing inflicted by
his 'lady love', his last recollection of her was his asking
her to join him, innocently, for hot chocolate, right before
they were both attacked by 'Hawkins beasts'.
Sneaking into the snow fortress would be suicidial, and being
a force of the light he couldn't just blast all opposition to
get to his goal. First, he had to give them a chance to do
the right thing, then he'd atomize them.
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Across RASSM planet viewscreens crackled and a new channel
broke in, showing the Jedi Hacker, dressed in maile and a
helmet. "This is an ultimatum to Hawkins and all his fiendish
hoards. Release Alice into my keeping, or face loss of Funk.
We now return you to your regular programming."
==============================================
Far above RASSM, a ship looking something like a giant PDA
dropped out of hyperspace, and moved towards the giant
speaker. A large hatch opened, and the speaker slipped in
and docked. From the surface, a silver streek rose and flew
to the PDA, landing in the portside bay.
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Summary:
1. TJH, his mind twisted by Alice:
- does not distuinguish between pokemon and shaven wookies.
- sees Alice as a prisoner of Hawkins.
2. Unless Alice is 'released' to him, TJH will unleash...
well, it's nasty.
3. Alice can set TJH straight if she tells him (in character)
in some why that doesn't reak on the dark side.
--
The Jedi Hacker
"A Jedi uses the code for queries and filters, never for cracks."
http://www.calweb.com/~hanelyp/SW/Chateau_des_Ordinateurs.html
-Muuurgh (-o-)
--
-Samwise Brockhouse of Loamstown (-o-)
Not sure if I'll enter this war yet. Atleast not until Lars Ulrich gives me
a ride in his gold-plated lamborghini.
"Peter Hanely" <han...@no-spam.calweb.com> wrote in message
news:3C3C36DB...@no-spam.calweb.com...
Rimrunner
>LOL. Alice will love you for this Hack-Boy. I know I already do *smoootch*
Let the record show that Hanely has officially Gotten It. Good work.
-g,
course, i think hawkins is still on vacation
--
WORDS FOR SALE: http://www.drizzle.com/~rimrun/words.html
"An artist's expression is his soul made apparent." -- Bruce Lee
Peter Hanely
>LOL. Alice will love you for this Hack-Boy. I know I already do *smoootch*
>
>--
>-Samwise Brockhouse of Loamstown (-o-)
>Not sure if I'll enter this war yet. Atleast not until Lars Ulrich gives me
>a ride in his gold-plated lamborghini.
>
EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Keep your lips to yourself, lard boy.
Peter Hanely
>On Wed, 9 Jan 2002 16:57:53 -0600, -Muuurgh \(-o-\) <ste...@phrogh.com> wrote:
>
>>LOL. Alice will love you for this Hack-Boy. I know I already do *smoootch*
>>
>
>Let the record show that Hanely has officially Gotten It. Good work.
>
>-g,
>course, i think hawkins is still on vacation
>
Still on vacation? Slacker.
Anyway, Alice could respond on her own. Or, baring something happening,
I wasn't
planing the next stage til next week.
Galactic Boobies
Holy crap!
Jade
--
That's all I can say, really.
Shaven Wookie Guy
> course, i think hawkins is still on vacation
I'm currently burnt out.
MTFBWY,
Chris Hawkins
The RASSM FAQ - http://www.shavenwookie.com/orhp/guide/faq.html
"A mountain with a wolf on it stands a little taller."
--Edward Hoagland
Policrat'
> Rimrunner wrote:
>
>> course, i think hawkins is still on vacation
>
>
> I'm currently burnt out.
Carefull... someone'll come along and turn you into overpriced loft
appartments...
> MTFBWY,
>
> Chris Hawkins
Pol'
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
>Rimrunner wrote:
>
>> course, i think hawkins is still on vacation
>
>I'm currently burnt out.
*walks over, shakes Hawkins while listening for a
jingly sound*
*shakes own head, listens to the jingly sound*
I still can't tell which sound means 'burnt out'.
*approaches lamp*
>MTFBWY,
>
>Chris Hawkins
>
>The RASSM FAQ - http://www.shavenwookie.com/orhp/guide/faq.html
>
>"A mountain with a wolf on it stands a little taller."
> --Edward Hoagland
DG
"Important Message:
The author of this strip does not condone use of laser
cannons on toddlers unless they are both 100% plastic
and really annoying.
The author also does not condone stealing your baby
daughter's toys, sawing them up, and setting them on
fire, but hey, business is business"
(2 pts.)
Drew Stile
news:e5k64u4okkequsbju...@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 14 Jan 2002 09:13:21 -0700, Shaven Wookie Guy
> telepathically conveyed:
>
> >Rimrunner wrote:
> >
> >> course, i think hawkins is still on vacation
> >
> >I'm currently burnt out.
>
> *walks over, shakes Hawkins while listening for a
> jingly sound*
>
> *shakes own head, listens to the jingly sound*
>
> I still can't tell which sound means 'burnt out'.
It's a smell, not a sound!
> *approaches lamp*
This last Saturday morning, when Pokemon, Digimon and Mon Collie Knights
were all on at the same time, I watched them all, flipping back and forth
frantically- it's all RH's fault!
Policrat'
> On Mon, 14 Jan 2002 09:13:21 -0700, Shaven Wookie Guy
> telepathically conveyed:
>
>> Rimrunner wrote:
>>
>>> course, i think hawkins is still on vacation
>>
>> I'm currently burnt out.
>
> *walks over, shakes Hawkins while listening for a
> jingly sound*
>
> *shakes own head, listens to the jingly sound*
>
> I still can't tell which sound means 'burnt out'.
>
> *approaches lamp*
How many .sigs does it take to change a Hawkins?
>> MTFBWY,
>>
>> Chris Hawkins
>>
>> The RASSM FAQ - http://www.shavenwookie.com/orhp/guide/faq.html
>>
>> "A mountain with a wolf on it stands a little taller."
>> --Edward Hoagland
>
> DG
>
> "Important Message:
> The author of this strip does not condone use of laser
> cannons on toddlers unless they are both 100% plastic
> and really annoying.
> The author also does not condone stealing your baby
> daughter's toys, sawing them up, and setting them on
> fire, but hey, business is business"
> (2 pts.)
.sig?!
Pol'