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Sith War IX, Part 2: Presume not that I am the thing I was

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Policraticus: The Real McEwok

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Apr 22, 2002, 9:45:00 PM4/22/02
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There was a quiet pop, like the sound of someone opening a can of cola
in a large, empty space, and a man and an Ewok appeared in central
Munich, just as a shower of rain came over the Starnbergersee.

"Well, Toto," said the Man with the Golden Lightsaber, as they stopped
in the colonnade, where two poets had just taken shelter. "I don't
think we're in Kansas any more."

"Och," answered Grand Admiral McEwok, brushing the last of the
scrambled egg from off his epaulettes. "Disnae thot depend oan baith
yer metaphysical conception o' what the feck's going oan, no' tae
mention the hail o' existaunce onyway, an alsa yer' definition o who
we are - an where we are, an' ay, an also o' whitiver an whauriver
Kansas mich be, aye?"

So saying, he turned to the first poet, as if to ask his opinion.

"I think they might be serving coffee in the Hofgarten," T.S. Eliot
managed, affecting an air of incorrigible innocence, and turned to
Ezra Pound for help.

Pound shrugged in agreement.

"I am the best man in Kent," he offered.

***

Summary: the game's afoot!

=),
Pol'

C'Pi

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Apr 22, 2002, 10:28:47 PM4/22/02
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"Policraticus: The Real McEwok" <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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*whacks head against the monitor...hard*

C'Pi


Policraticus: The Real McEwok

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Apr 23, 2002, 9:08:24 AM4/23/02
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Has not C'Pi hands, eyes, senses, affections?

<vbeg!>

> C'Pi

Pol'

Policraticus: The Real McEwok

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Apr 23, 2002, 9:10:12 AM4/23/02
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p. 1, l. 4. instert "Perhaps fortunately, neither of them was Rakelle"
after "Starnbergersee".

=)
Pol'

M. Harris

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Apr 23, 2002, 4:06:03 PM4/23/02
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22 Apr 2002 18:45:00 -0700 : Policraticus: The Real McEwok says...

> Summary: the game's afoot!
>
> =),
> Pol'

Damn you, you damn stupid Ewok! Damn you to hell. I had the Sith War
in my pocket until you started it up again. So just... a great big
phooey to you! Dammit!

C'Pi

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Apr 23, 2002, 11:29:18 PM4/23/02
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"M. Harris" <mha...@MAPSONcliffhanger.com> wrote in message
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Just give it another day or two.

Don't worry victory will be yours.

C'Pi


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