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Rainbow Heron

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Feb 4, 2002, 4:50:54 PM2/4/02

===Part One: Leafing Well Enough Alone===

Hot ROddish had maybe only three times in his life had a vehicle he
was driving get hit *and totaled* by someone firing a gun at him. It
was partly his fault as he didn't think that his driving fast would be
considered as a threat (he never does).

Anyway he couldn't slow down in time and the motorcycle got hit. He
saw it coming so he let go of the handlebars and grabbed onto his
Pokeball before being thrown into the mass of shrubbery that lined the
street outside of Chateau des Ordinateurs.

Hot ROddish plucked the hot rod tail from amoungst his leaves to use
as a marker for where he buried his Pokeball. Thankfully, the homing
beacon would alert Alice as to where he was, and what's more, the
signal was of a kind and encryption that was 100% foreign to this part
of space. A genuine DJS-issue.

After burying the Pokeball, Hot ROddish peeked out from amougnst the
dense shrubbery to look at the front door. The automated guns were
actively searching the general area of the shrubbery, but found
nothing.

Hot ROddish clutched Alice's letter in one of his leaves and held it
towards the ground (where it couldn't be seen) and slower than a snail
with a limp, he inched his way forward to the front door of Chateau
des Ordinateurs. His immensely slow pace -and his perfectly
camoflagued self within the shrubbery- allowed him to get dangerously
close to the door.

He squeezed himself against the outside wall where the shrubbery ended
and the door began- being extra careful to stay outside of the field
of vision for the guns/gunners. There was a mailslot in the door, into
which he dropped Alice's letter. Then with a swift razor leaf attack,
he rang the doorbell and did something that he'd only done twice in
his life before: he spoke in basic. Or rather yelled it.

"MAILMAN!"

The yell of course attracted the attention of the guns, which swiveled
around to the door, but again they couldn't find anything.

===Part Two: Mail Call===

One of the guard droids inside almost shot the message as it came thru
the door, but a quick analysis revealed that it was only 97% paper and
3% lead. Consistent with that of a letter. A genuine snail mail
letter! What a novelty!

The droid picked it up. On the cover it clearly said: "TO: Hacker
FROM: Alice" The droid had been programmed to expect a message from
someone named "Alice." In fact, his boss had threatened to melt him
down if he didn't deliver it to him. Still, the droid hadn't expected
something so low-tech; if it was a bomb, it was the most sophisticated
one it'd ever seen.

But still it said "FROM: Alice" and not wanting to be melted down, the
guard droid opened the letter and read it. Due to the blaster fire to
the motorcycle, there was a small portion of the letter that had been
singed to where the message said:

"Hacker, leave me alon it not interest in you, Plea go ay. Signed,
Alice"

The droid activated a link to its master, "Message for you, sir. I
believe it's of top priority."

===Part Three: Drained===

Satisfied that there was no longer any threat, the seeker guns went
off alert and settled down into their normal mode. Hot ROddish quietly
unplanted himself from amoungst the other not-yet-in-bloom tulips from
a nearby flowerbed, where he'd been hiding all this time.

He slipped back into the bushes where he'd hidden his Pokeball and
discovered that a small raccoon had noticed his hot rod tail and was
attempting to dig it free. Hot ROddish didn't want to lose his prized
possession and began a small (and loud) tug-of-war with the racoon.

This attracted the attention of the guns, which swiveled back in their
direction. The raccoon was scared stiff by the movement and froze in
place. Hor ROddish quickly grabbed the hot rod tail and the Pokeball
in one fell swoop and leapt from where he had been to the drainage
ditch just two feet downhill.

He activated the Pokeball and with his hot rod tail, entered into the
Pokeball just as it splashed into the drainage water. The force of a
small nearby explosion helped propell it along the little river of
drainage, and into the city, where it rolled up onto the side of a
downtown curb.

Hordes of screaming teenyboppers monopolized the streets as the
limosines of N'Sync made their way from their space cube to the arena.
One teenybopper had brought her little brother, whom she was
babysitting, who noticed the Pokeball. "Look Sissy! A Pokemon!" The
little tyke picked it up and carried it with him as he and his older
sister pushed their way to the arena.

Inside the Pokeball, Hot ROddish reattatched his hot rod tail,
activated the homing beacon*, and cried his little heart
out...mourning the loss of a beloved motorcycle.

*causing a small light began flashing on Alice's all-purpose watch.

============
SUMMARY:

-Hot ROddish managed to deliver the letter and escaped unharmed, if
not saddened
-Hot ROddish will likely not ever be speaking in basic again
-one of the guard droids opened the letter and alerted Hacker to it
-a little boy in downtown RASSM CIty has picked up Hot ROddish's
Pokeball...no word yet if the little boy and his sister will actually
make it to the arena
-the homing beacon (undetectable by RASSM technology) in Hot ROddish's
Pokeball has been picked up by Alice's watch- don't know if she'll be
able to reach him in that throng of teenyboppers
-it is unknown if a small racoon was harmed or not in the making of
this Sith War Post

============

-Rainbow Heron
(sig hopes the raccoon is okay)

So when's N'Sync gonna get to the arena so we can do some damage?
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Daniel O. Miller

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Feb 4, 2002, 5:35:32 PM2/4/02

RH wrote:
> So when's N'Sync gonna get to the arena so we can do some damage?

Hey, you're not allowed to say "arena battle" around here without some
kind of spoiler protection!

Daniel O. Miller

"Does this look familiar? Do you know what it is? Neither do I! I made
it last night in my sleep. Apparently I used gindrogac - highly unstable!
I put a button on it, yes? I wish to press it, but I'm not sure what will
happen if I do..." - Gune

DarthGumby

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Feb 6, 2002, 10:32:08 PM2/6/02

On Mon, 04 Feb 2002 21:50:54 GMT, Rainbow Heron
telepathically conveyed:

>"MAILMAN!"

*applauds like a loon*

Hot ROddish rules.

>Inside the Pokeball, Hot ROddish reattatched his hot rod tail,
>activated the homing beacon*, and cried his little heart
>out...mourning the loss of a beloved motorcycle.

awww. *sniffles*

>============
>
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig hopes the raccoon is okay)

>So when's N'Sync gonna get to the arena so we can do some damage?

I have a vision!

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>Who needs kids when you've got Pokémon?!

"Feeling a little lost? You may be in search of a new
identity--ready for the next look, or something deeper.
If so, don't worry. It looks like you'll find it soon.
Also, hopefully, some pants." - Britney Spears
Paperdoll analysis, gurl.com (don't ask me how I know
this.)

Rainbow Heron

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Feb 7, 2002, 2:14:29 AM2/7/02

On Wed, 06 Feb 2002 22:32:08 -0500, DarthGumby
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>On Mon, 04 Feb 2002 21:50:54 GMT, Rainbow Heron
>telepathically conveyed:
>
>>"MAILMAN!"
>
>*applauds like a loon*
>
>Hot ROddish rules.

But sadly I don't think he'll be doing that again- the speaking human
language that is.

>>Inside the Pokeball, Hot ROddish reattatched his hot rod tail,
>>activated the homing beacon*, and cried his little heart
>>out...mourning the loss of a beloved motorcycle.
>
>awww. *sniffles*

At least we know what he wants for Christmas now.

I'm *not* building a 500,000 square foot garage to hold all of that!

>>-Rainbow Heron
>>(sig hopes the raccoon is okay)
>
><DG does too, even if one did break into the cellar and
>eat some stuff last night.>

:-(

>>So when's N'Sync gonna get to the arena so we can do some damage?
>
>I have a vision!

Do tell! Do Tell!

>"Feeling a little lost? You may be in search of a new
>identity--ready for the next look, or something deeper.
>If so, don't worry. It looks like you'll find it soon.
>Also, hopefully, some pants." - Britney Spears

She sounds a little lost herself- as if that light in her head has
been turned out and now she can't find her way around.

>Paperdoll analysis, gurl.com (don't ask me how I know
>this.)

Don't worry I won't.

-Rainbow Heron
(sig has an identity thank you very much Miss B.S.)

hehehe "oops" :-D Was that bs from BS? (nevermind)

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Jell-o jigglers are like Gak
...except they don't make that fart noise.

DarthGumby

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Feb 7, 2002, 7:10:50 PM2/7/02

On Thu, 07 Feb 2002 07:14:29 GMT, Rainbow Heron
telepathically conveyed:

>On Wed, 06 Feb 2002 22:32:08 -0500, DarthGumby
><DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 04 Feb 2002 21:50:54 GMT, Rainbow Heron
>>telepathically conveyed:
>>
>>>"MAILMAN!"
>>
>>*applauds like a loon*
>>
>>Hot ROddish rules.
>
><Hot ROddish bows>
>
>But sadly I don't think he'll be doing that again- the speaking human
>language that is.

Well, yeah, but he did it so well this time he doesn't
need to do it again.

>>>Inside the Pokeball, Hot ROddish reattatched his hot rod tail,
>>>activated the homing beacon*, and cried his little heart
>>>out...mourning the loss of a beloved motorcycle.
>>
>>awww. *sniffles*
>
>At least we know what he wants for Christmas now.
>
><other Pokemon goran and say that it's the same *every* year>
>
>I'm *not* building a 500,000 square foot garage to hold all of that!

<.sig offers DG's services and bits of wood>

>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>(sig hopes the raccoon is okay)
>>
>><DG does too, even if one did break into the cellar and
>>eat some stuff last night.>
>
>:-(
>
><Pokemon offer DG some extra junk food from the cupboard>

I wonder where the .sigs were that night...

>>>So when's N'Sync gonna get to the arena so we can do some damage?
>>
>>I have a vision!
>
><stares in awe>
>
>Do tell! Do Tell!
>
><everyone sits and waits patiently for the story>

Well, I'm waiting for someone else to live out their
vision first, but I keep seeing a scene from one of the
Ep II trailers, only with Porkinites instead of Jedi
and amps instead of columns. >:)

>>"Feeling a little lost? You may be in search of a new
>>identity--ready for the next look, or something deeper.
>>If so, don't worry. It looks like you'll find it soon.
>>Also, hopefully, some pants." - Britney Spears
>
>She sounds a little lost herself- as if that light in her head has
>been turned out and now she can't find her way around.

ROTFLOL!

<.sig, in between laughs, yells "She can't find her
pants either!">

>>Paperdoll analysis, gurl.com (don't ask me how I know
>>this.)
>
>Don't worry I won't.

It's all Tenshi's fault! *ahem* Some of those are
beyond silly.

>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig has an identity thank you very much Miss B.S.)
>
>hehehe "oops" :-D Was that bs from BS? (nevermind)

*snark*

No, it's this place that you choose (in this case)
headgear, a top and a bottom of an outfit for Britney
Spears, and this one time (the things I'm led to do
*shakes head*) I selected a fedora, the Elvis-like
outfit top and the 'skirt' from the slave outfit, and
that's the only time they gave the 'hopefully some
pants' definition for the outfit.

<.sig wants to play with the DG paper doll>

<alt. .sig notices that .sig has some matches and warns
DG not to hand over the doll>

<.sigs and DG start putting up 'Bon Voyage!' banners
for RH and co.>

Rainbow Heron

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Feb 7, 2002, 9:19:35 PM2/7/02

On Thu, 07 Feb 2002 19:10:50 -0500, DarthGumby
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>>"MAILMAN!"
>>>
>>>*applauds like a loon*
>>>
>>>Hot ROddish rules.
>>
>><Hot ROddish bows>
>>
>>But sadly I don't think he'll be doing that again- the speaking human
>>language that is.
>
>Well, yeah, but he did it so well this time he doesn't
>need to do it again.

>>>>Inside the Pokeball, Hot ROddish reattatched his hot rod tail,
>>>>activated the homing beacon*, and cried his little heart
>>>>out...mourning the loss of a beloved motorcycle.
>>>
>>>awww. *sniffles*
>>
>>At least we know what he wants for Christmas now.
>>
>><other Pokemon goran and say that it's the same *every* year>
>>
>>I'm *not* building a 500,000 square foot garage to hold all of that!
>
><.sig offers DG's services and bits of wood>

Thanks but do you really wanna help us build a garage that'll be
holding a bunch of cars, motorcycles and other vehicles- half of which
will probably get taken away by the speed police?

>>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>>(sig hopes the raccoon is okay)
>>>
>>><DG does too, even if one did break into the cellar and
>>>eat some stuff last night.>
>>
>>:-(
>>
>><Pokemon offer DG some extra junk food from the cupboard>
>
><DG gets very happy but is beaten to the junk food by
>.sigs, who thank the Pokémon and start gobbling the
>goodies>

>I wonder where the .sigs were that night...

>>>>So when's N'Sync gonna get to the arena so we can do some damage?
>>>
>>>I have a vision!
>>
>><stares in awe>
>>
>>Do tell! Do Tell!
>>
>><everyone sits and waits patiently for the story>
>
>Well, I'm waiting for someone else to live out their
>vision first

Which one of us?

>but I keep seeing a scene from one of the
>Ep II trailers, only with Porkinites instead of Jedi
>and amps instead of columns. >:)

Ooo! Cool! If I get to write it I'll try to include something like
that. What kind of music do Porkinites like the most?

>>>"Feeling a little lost? You may be in search of a new
>>>identity--ready for the next look, or something deeper.
>>>If so, don't worry. It looks like you'll find it soon.
>>>Also, hopefully, some pants." - Britney Spears
>>
>>She sounds a little lost herself- as if that light in her head has
>>been turned out and now she can't find her way around.
>
>ROTFLOL!
>
><.sig, in between laughs, yells "She can't find her
>pants either!">

Maybe someone had a major hearing problem and were stolen along with
the Death Star plans:

"I've placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the
memory system of this R2 unit."

>>>Paperdoll analysis, gurl.com (don't ask me how I know
>>>this.)
>>
>>Don't worry I won't.
>
>It's all Tenshi's fault! *ahem* Some of those are
>beyond silly.

What are- Tenshi's faults or the paperdoll stuff? ;-)

>>-Rainbow Heron
>>(sig has an identity thank you very much Miss B.S.)
>>
>>hehehe "oops" :-D Was that bs from BS? (nevermind)
>
>*snark*
>
>No, it's this place that you choose (in this case)
>headgear, a top and a bottom of an outfit for Britney
>Spears, and this one time (the things I'm led to do
>*shakes head*) I selected a fedora, the Elvis-like
>outfit top and the 'skirt' from the slave outfit, and
>that's the only time they gave the 'hopefully some
>pants' definition for the outfit.

LOL!!!

><.sig wants to play with the DG paper doll>
>
><alt. .sig notices that .sig has some matches and warns
>DG not to hand over the doll>

><.sigs and DG start putting up 'Bon Voyage!' banners
>for RH and co.>

Thanks! We leave at 9am <EEEEEEEEEEEP!> ...yikes! That's in 12 hours!
I'd better go pack!!!

-Rainbow Heron
(sig hopes RH will bring it back a .sigvenir)

At least we get to stay with friends this time!

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Penny for your two cents?

DarthGumby

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Feb 25, 2002, 9:43:23 PM2/25/02

On Fri, 08 Feb 2002 02:19:35 GMT, Rainbow Heron
telepathically conveyed:

>On Thu, 07 Feb 2002 19:10:50 -0500, DarthGumby
><DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>>Inside the Pokeball, Hot ROddish reattatched his hot rod tail,
>>>>>activated the homing beacon*, and cried his little heart
>>>>>out...mourning the loss of a beloved motorcycle.
>>>>
>>>>awww. *sniffles*
>>>
>>>At least we know what he wants for Christmas now.
>>>
>>><other Pokemon goran and say that it's the same *every* year>
>>>
>>>I'm *not* building a 500,000 square foot garage to hold all of that!
>>
>><.sig offers DG's services and bits of wood>
>
>Thanks but do you really wanna help us build a garage that'll be
>holding a bunch of cars, motorcycles and other vehicles- half of which
>will probably get taken away by the speed police?

<.sig says DG has plenty of prefab Lego garages>

<DG, having played way too much Grand Theft Auto,
suggests to hot ROddish that he might be able to stack
the cars in the garage so he can fit more of them in
there>

>>>>>So when's N'Sync gonna get to the arena so we can do some damage?
>>>>I have a vision!
>>><stares in awe>
>>>Do tell! Do Tell!
>>><everyone sits and waits patiently for the story>
>>Well, I'm waiting for someone else to live out their
>>vision first
>Which one of us?

ObeeKris *looks around for the penguins then gets
nervous that Muuurgh is around with the duct tape*.
SW9 appears to have picked up again so I need to catch
up and see who's done what and to whom.

<.sig fondly remembers .sig wars>

>"I've placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the
>memory system of this R2 unit."

LOL!

Hey, how come the pants brigade didn't pick this one
up?

Ah well, better late that never.

Anakin: "Later I'll show you my pants!"

>>>>Paperdoll analysis, gurl.com (don't ask me how I know
>>>>this.)
>>>
>>>Don't worry I won't.
>>
>>It's all Tenshi's fault! *ahem* Some of those are
>>beyond silly.
>
>What are- Tenshi's faults or the paperdoll stuff? ;-)

The paperdoll stuff. Tenshi has no(t many) faults.
*mournfully begins to hum Powerpuff Girl theme and hope
that Tenshi decides to visit in the Spring when her
sister and niece come to NY*

<.sigs grumble that they tried to strike up a
conversation with Tenshi's sig, but all it kept saying
was 'visit Tenshi-arts'.>

<alt. .sig thinks Tenshi's sig must be a foreigner.>

Now I'm back too! Whee! Not that I went anywhere.

<.sig wants to join the curling team and asks the
Pokémon if they'd like to try out for that too or maybe
the four-'Puff Bobsleigh>

Rainbow Heron

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Feb 26, 2002, 7:28:39 PM2/26/02

On Mon, 25 Feb 2002 21:43:23 -0500, DarthGumby
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>Inside the Pokeball, Hot ROddish reattatched his hot rod tail,
>>>>>>activated the homing beacon*, and cried his little heart
>>>>>>out...mourning the loss of a beloved motorcycle.
>>>>>
>>>>>awww. *sniffles*
>>>>
>>>>At least we know what he wants for Christmas now.
>>>>
>>>><other Pokemon goran and say that it's the same *every* year>
>>>>
>>>>I'm *not* building a 500,000 square foot garage to hold all of that!
>>>
>>><.sig offers DG's services and bits of wood>
>>
>>Thanks but do you really wanna help us build a garage that'll be
>>holding a bunch of cars, motorcycles and other vehicles- half of which
>>will probably get taken away by the speed police?
>
><.sig says DG has plenty of prefab Lego garages>
>
><DG, having played way too much Grand Theft Auto,
>suggests to hot ROddish that he might be able to stack
>the cars in the garage so he can fit more of them in
>there>

Hmm...<imagines a 2" by 2" by 2" Lego garage>

Ok! That sounds great!!! What kind of payment would you like?

>>>>>>So when's N'Sync gonna get to the arena so we can do some damage?
>>>>>I have a vision!
>>>><stares in awe>
>>>>Do tell! Do Tell!
>>>><everyone sits and waits patiently for the story>
>>>Well, I'm waiting for someone else to live out their
>>>vision first
>>Which one of us?
>
>ObeeKris *looks around for the penguins then gets
>nervous that Muuurgh is around with the duct tape*.
>SW9 appears to have picked up again so I need to catch
>up and see who's done what and to whom.
>
><.sig fondly remembers .sig wars>

<ng sig:>".Siiiiiiiiiiig Waaaaaaaaaaars!...droooooooool..."

>>"I've placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the
>>memory system of this R2 unit."
>
>LOL!
>
>Hey, how come the pants brigade didn't pick this one
>up?
>
>Ah well, better late that never.

Maybe they were out with the press?

Either way, I think they're slacking. ;-)

>Anakin: "Later I'll show you my pants!"

Queen Amidala: "Jar Jar Binks....I need your pants."

>>>>>Paperdoll analysis, gurl.com (don't ask me how I know
>>>>>this.)
>>>>
>>>>Don't worry I won't.
>>>
>>>It's all Tenshi's fault! *ahem* Some of those are
>>>beyond silly.
>>
>>What are- Tenshi's faults or the paperdoll stuff? ;-)
>
>The paperdoll stuff. Tenshi has no(t many) faults.
>*mournfully begins to hum Powerpuff Girl theme and hope
>that Tenshi decides to visit in the Spring when her
>sister and niece come to NY*

Aw! We drove thru NY on the way to RI last month!

><.sigs grumble that they tried to strike up a
>conversation with Tenshi's sig, but all it kept saying
>was 'visit Tenshi-arts'.>
>
><alt. .sig thinks Tenshi's sig must be a foreigner.>

>Now I'm back too! Whee! Not that I went anywhere.

YAY!!!! DG'S BACK!!!!!!!

><.sig wants to join the curling team and asks the
>Pokémon if they'd like to try out for that too or maybe
>the four-'Puff Bobsleigh>

<Seanpuff, Ianpuff, Ewanpuff, and Jedichu thinkk it over and decide to
join the curling team cuz they're Scottish>

<Hot ROddish joins the Skeleton team> Oh sh*t...

<Wiggly-tough decides to stand behind the figure skating judges and
look extremely menacing>

-Rainbow Heron
(sig likes the idea of a 5-.sig bobsleigh!!!)

Somehow I don't think my fractals poster could double as a snowboard.
Phooey.

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DarthGumby

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Feb 26, 2002, 10:42:26 PM2/26/02

On Wed, 27 Feb 2002 00:28:39 GMT, Rainbow Heron
telepathically conveyed:

>On Mon, 25 Feb 2002 21:43:23 -0500, DarthGumby
><DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
<Hot ROddish mourns the loss of a beloved motorcycle.>

>>>>
>>>><.sig offers DG's services and bits of wood>
>>>
>>>Thanks but do you really wanna help us build a garage that'll be
>>>holding a bunch of cars, motorcycles and other vehicles- half of which
>>>will probably get taken away by the speed police?
>>
>><.sig says DG has plenty of prefab Lego garages>
>

>Hmm...<imagines a 2" by 2" by 2" Lego garage>
>
>Ok! That sounds great!!! What kind of payment would you like?
>
><goes thru purse and discovers loads of Monopoly money, hair beads, a
>few asprin, and losts of dead batteries>

<.sig bets DG will want the dead batteries for the
clock over the desk>

Ooh! Aspirin! :D

<.sigs groan>

>>>"I've placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the
>>>memory system of this R2 unit."
>>
>>LOL!
>>
>>Hey, how come the pants brigade didn't pick this one
>>up?
>

>Maybe they were out with the press?

A few wrinkles may have had them hung up.

>Either way, I think they're slacking. ;-)

LOL!

>>Anakin: "Later I'll show you my pants!"
>
>Queen Amidala: "Jar Jar Binks....I need your pants."

Captain Panaka: "I do not think these are pants we can
win."
Queen Amidala: "The pants are only a diversion."

>>*mournfully begins to hum Powerpuff Girl theme and hope
>>that Tenshi decides to visit in the Spring when her
>>sister and niece come to NY*
>
>Aw! We drove thru NY on the way to RI last month!

>><alt. .sig thinks Tenshi's sig must be a foreigner.>
>
><Pennysig tries to look up Tenshi's sig in a Japanese phone book but
>can't read Japanese>
>
><Gaksig tries to look up Tenshi's sig in an Engrish phone book and
>ends up calling a 'Wonderful Browning Dreamer's Pants Buy-Things
>Place' by accident>

<.sig repaints the Engrish phone book in the new method
hi-skill and hopes that Gaksig will be able to get
through now>

>>Now I'm back too! Whee! Not that I went anywhere.
>
>YAY!!!! DG'S BACK!!!!!!!
>
><everyone tackle-hugs DG>

GAH! :D

>><.sig wants to join the curling team and asks the
>>Pokémon if they'd like to try out for that too or maybe
>>the four-'Puff Bobsleigh>
>
><Seanpuff, Ianpuff, Ewanpuff, and Jedichu thinkk it over and decide to
>join the curling team cuz they're Scottish>

<.sigs hand the 'Puffs brooms and then asks them to
practice yelling at the brooms>

<alt. .sig squeaks 'argh' at its broom>

><Hamillpuff gets upset that he can't be mistaken for the stone so he
>reluctantly settles for being a hockey guard when he discovers he
>can't be mistaken for the puck either>

><Hot ROddish joins the Skeleton team> Oh sh*t...

<.sigs try to build a bunker in time>

><PeterPika can't decide which sport he wants to try>

<.sig offers PeterPika a snowboard, an air rifle and a
helmet and suggests starting his own sport of Extreme
Biathlon Boarding>

><Wiggly-tough decides to stand behind the figure skating judges and
>look extremely menacing>

<alt. .sig mistakenly thinks this means it can skate
and win a medal now, but still doesn't know which type
of skates to wear and ends up pinching itself in the
clap blades>

>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig likes the idea of a 5-.sig bobsleigh!!!)

<.sigs like this idea too and tell Gaksig, Pennysig and
ng sig that they'd be sure to finish ahead of the
Jamaican bobsledding team. And possibly all the other
teams because they don't have sigs.>

>Somehow I don't think my fractals poster could double as a snowboard.
>Phooey.
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>...except they don't make that fart noise.

Rainbow Heron

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Feb 27, 2002, 12:10:07 AM2/27/02

On Tue, 26 Feb 2002 22:42:26 -0500, DarthGumby
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:

><Hot ROddish mourns the loss of a beloved motorcycle.>
>>>>>
>>>>><.sig offers DG's services and bits of wood>
>>>>
>>>>Thanks but do you really wanna help us build a garage that'll be
>>>>holding a bunch of cars, motorcycles and other vehicles- half of which
>>>>will probably get taken away by the speed police?
>>>
>>><.sig says DG has plenty of prefab Lego garages>
>>
>>Hmm...<imagines a 2" by 2" by 2" Lego garage>
>>
>>Ok! That sounds great!!! What kind of payment would you like?
>>
>><goes thru purse and discovers loads of Monopoly money, hair beads, a
>>few asprin, and losts of dead batteries>
>
><.sig bets DG will want the dead batteries for the
>clock over the desk>

Will that make the clock work backwards?

>Ooh! Aspirin! :D
>
><.sigs groan>

>>>>"I've placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the
>>>>memory system of this R2 unit."
>>>
>>>LOL!
>>>
>>>Hey, how come the pants brigade didn't pick this one
>>>up?
>>
>>Maybe they were out with the press?
>
>A few wrinkles may have had them hung up.

So it would seem.

>>Either way, I think they're slacking. ;-)
>
>LOL!

:-D

Yep, it's in the jeans- you can't stop me.

>>>Anakin: "Later I'll show you my pants!"
>>
>>Queen Amidala: "Jar Jar Binks....I need your pants."
>
>Captain Panaka: "I do not think these are pants we can
>win."
>Queen Amidala: "The pants are only a diversion."

Senator: "This is apantsrage! We demand a comission be sent to
assertain the pants!"

>>><alt. .sig thinks Tenshi's sig must be a foreigner.>
>>
>><Pennysig tries to look up Tenshi's sig in a Japanese phone book but
>>can't read Japanese>
>>
>><Gaksig tries to look up Tenshi's sig in an Engrish phone book and
>>ends up calling a 'Wonderful Browning Dreamer's Pants Buy-Things
>>Place' by accident>
>
><.sig repaints the Engrish phone book in the new method
>hi-skill and hopes that Gaksig will be able to get
>through now>

>>>Now I'm back too! Whee! Not that I went anywhere.
>>
>>YAY!!!! DG'S BACK!!!!!!!
>>
>><everyone tackle-hugs DG>
>
>GAH! :D

We missed you!!! :-D

Oh whoops- can you breathe okay?

>>><.sig wants to join the curling team and asks the
>>>Pokémon if they'd like to try out for that too or maybe
>>>the four-'Puff Bobsleigh>
>>
>><Seanpuff, Ianpuff, Ewanpuff, and Jedichu thinkk it over and decide to
>>join the curling team cuz they're Scottish>
>
><.sigs hand the 'Puffs brooms and then asks them to
>practice yelling at the brooms>

><alt. .sig squeaks 'argh' at its broom>

>><Hamillpuff gets upset that he can't be mistaken for the stone so he
>>reluctantly settles for being a hockey guard when he discovers he
>>can't be mistaken for the puck either>
>
><Don Rickles stands up in the audience and yells "hey,
>hockey puck!">

<hockey puck answers:>"You called?"

>><Hot ROddish joins the Skeleton team> Oh sh*t...
>
><.sigs try to build a bunker in time>
>
>><PeterPika can't decide which sport he wants to try>
>
><.sig offers PeterPika a snowboard, an air rifle and a
>helmet and suggests starting his own sport of Extreme
>Biathlon Boarding>

>><Wiggly-tough decides to stand behind the figure skating judges and
>>look extremely menacing>
>
><alt. .sig mistakenly thinks this means it can skate
>and win a medal now, but still doesn't know which type
>of skates to wear and ends up pinching itself in the
>clap blades>

<Wiggly-tough tries to ask if alt. .sig is okay but is drowned out by
alt. .sig's skates' applause>

...uh, you did say "clap" skates right?

>>-Rainbow Heron
>>(sig likes the idea of a 5-.sig bobsleigh!!!)
>
><.sigs like this idea too and tell Gaksig, Pennysig and
>ng sig that they'd be sure to finish ahead of the
>Jamaican bobsledding team. And possibly all the other
>teams because they don't have sigs.>

<ng sig:>".SIGS RULE!!!!!!!!!"

-Rainbow Heron
(sig leads a .sig parade around the starting line at the bobsleigh
track)

Y'know, they're soooooo close to the edge of that track that I must
say I'm sorely tempted...

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Feb 27, 2002, 2:25:23 AM2/27/02

Sorry for the repost- my computer's screwing up again.
<major sobbing> I'm gonna kill this *@&#%^#@$ box!!!
================================================

On Mon, 25 Feb 2002 21:43:23 -0500, DarthGumby
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:

Hmm...<imagines a 2" by 2" by 2" Lego garage>

Ok! That sounds great!!! What kind of payment would you like?

>>>>>>So when's N'Sync gonna get to the arena so we can do some damage?

>>>>>I have a vision!
>>>><stares in awe>
>>>>Do tell! Do Tell!
>>>><everyone sits and waits patiently for the story>
>>>Well, I'm waiting for someone else to live out their
>>>vision first
>>Which one of us?
>
>ObeeKris *looks around for the penguins then gets
>nervous that Muuurgh is around with the duct tape*.
>SW9 appears to have picked up again so I need to catch
>up and see who's done what and to whom.
>
><.sig fondly remembers .sig wars>

<ng sig:>".Siiiiiiiiiiig Waaaaaaaaaaars!...droooooooool..."

>>"I've placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the

>>memory system of this R2 unit."
>
>LOL!
>
>Hey, how come the pants brigade didn't pick this one
>up?
>
>Ah well, better late that never.

Maybe they were out with the press?

Either way, I think they're slacking. ;-)

>Anakin: "Later I'll show you my pants!"

Queen Amidala: "Jar Jar Binks....I need your pants."

>>>>>Paperdoll analysis, gurl.com (don't ask me how I know

>>>>>this.)
>>>>
>>>>Don't worry I won't.
>>>
>>>It's all Tenshi's fault! *ahem* Some of those are
>>>beyond silly.
>>
>>What are- Tenshi's faults or the paperdoll stuff? ;-)
>
>The paperdoll stuff. Tenshi has no(t many) faults.
>*mournfully begins to hum Powerpuff Girl theme and hope
>that Tenshi decides to visit in the Spring when her
>sister and niece come to NY*

Aw! We drove thru NY on the way to RI last month!

><.sigs grumble that they tried to strike up a

>conversation with Tenshi's sig, but all it kept saying
>was 'visit Tenshi-arts'.>
>
><alt. .sig thinks Tenshi's sig must be a foreigner.>

>Now I'm back too! Whee! Not that I went anywhere.

YAY!!!! DG'S BACK!!!!!!!

><.sig wants to join the curling team and asks the

>Pokémon if they'd like to try out for that too or maybe
>the four-'Puff Bobsleigh>

<Seanpuff, Ianpuff, Ewanpuff, and Jedichu thinkk it over and decide to
join the curling team cuz they're Scottish>

<Hot ROddish joins the Skeleton team> Oh sh*t...

<Wiggly-tough decides to stand behind the figure skating judges and
look extremely menacing>

-Rainbow Heron

(sig likes the idea of a 5-.sig bobsleigh!!!)

Somehow I don't think my fractals poster could double as a snowboard.
Phooey.

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Feb 27, 2002, 2:26:29 AM2/27/02

Sorry for the repost- my computer's screwing up again.
<major sobbing> I'm gonna kill this *@&#%^#@$ box!!!
================================================

On Tue, 26 Feb 2002 22:42:26 -0500, DarthGumby
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:

Will that make the clock work backwards?

>Ooh! Aspirin! :D
>
><.sigs groan>

>>>>"I've placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the

>>>>memory system of this R2 unit."
>>>
>>>LOL!
>>>
>>>Hey, how come the pants brigade didn't pick this one
>>>up?
>>
>>Maybe they were out with the press?
>
>A few wrinkles may have had them hung up.

So it would seem.

>>Either way, I think they're slacking. ;-)
>
>LOL!

:-D

Yep, it's in the jeans- you can't stop me.

>>>Anakin: "Later I'll show you my pants!"

>>
>>Queen Amidala: "Jar Jar Binks....I need your pants."
>
>Captain Panaka: "I do not think these are pants we can
>win."
>Queen Amidala: "The pants are only a diversion."

Senator: "This is apantsrage! We demand a comission be sent to
assertain the pants!"

>>><alt. .sig thinks Tenshi's sig must be a foreigner.>

>>
>><Pennysig tries to look up Tenshi's sig in a Japanese phone book but
>>can't read Japanese>
>>
>><Gaksig tries to look up Tenshi's sig in an Engrish phone book and
>>ends up calling a 'Wonderful Browning Dreamer's Pants Buy-Things
>>Place' by accident>
>
><.sig repaints the Engrish phone book in the new method
>hi-skill and hopes that Gaksig will be able to get
>through now>

<Gaksig thanks .sig and does get thru this time, but the person on the

other end hangs up when all they hear is Gaksig's fart noises>

>>>Now I'm back too! Whee! Not that I went anywhere.

>>
>>YAY!!!! DG'S BACK!!!!!!!
>>
>><everyone tackle-hugs DG>
>
>GAH! :D

We missed you!!! :-D

Oh whoops- can you breathe okay?

>>><.sig wants to join the curling team and asks the

>>>Pokémon if they'd like to try out for that too or maybe
>>>the four-'Puff Bobsleigh>
>>
>><Seanpuff, Ianpuff, Ewanpuff, and Jedichu thinkk it over and decide to
>>join the curling team cuz they're Scottish>
>
><.sigs hand the 'Puffs brooms and then asks them to
>practice yelling at the brooms>

><alt. .sig squeaks 'argh' at its broom>

>><Hamillpuff gets upset that he can't be mistaken for the stone so he

>>reluctantly settles for being a hockey guard when he discovers he
>>can't be mistaken for the puck either>
>
><Don Rickles stands up in the audience and yells "hey,
>hockey puck!">

<hockey puck answers:>"You called?"

>><Hot ROddish joins the Skeleton team> Oh sh*t...

>
><.sigs try to build a bunker in time>
>
>><PeterPika can't decide which sport he wants to try>
>
><.sig offers PeterPika a snowboard, an air rifle and a
>helmet and suggests starting his own sport of Extreme
>Biathlon Boarding>

<PeterPika extremely considers using the air riffle to 'persuade' the

Biathalon to board in his helmet, but stops cuz that doesn't sound
right>

>><Wiggly-tough decides to stand behind the figure skating judges and

>>look extremely menacing>
>
><alt. .sig mistakenly thinks this means it can skate
>and win a medal now, but still doesn't know which type
>of skates to wear and ends up pinching itself in the
>clap blades>

<Wiggly-tough tries to ask if alt. .sig is okay but is drowned out by

alt. .sig's skates' applause>

...uh, you did say "clap" skates right?

>>-Rainbow Heron

>>(sig likes the idea of a 5-.sig bobsleigh!!!)
>
><.sigs like this idea too and tell Gaksig, Pennysig and
>ng sig that they'd be sure to finish ahead of the
>Jamaican bobsledding team. And possibly all the other
>teams because they don't have sigs.>

<ng sig:>".SIGS RULE!!!!!!!!!"

-Rainbow Heron
(sig leads a .sig parade around the starting line at the bobsleigh
track)

Y'know, they're soooooo close to the edge of that track that I must
say I'm sorely tempted...

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Feb 28, 2002, 7:21:03 AM2/28/02

On Wed, 27 Feb 2002 05:10:07 GMT, Rainbow Heron ran up
and yelled in my good ear, causing me to spill my
coffee:

>On Tue, 26 Feb 2002 22:42:26 -0500, DarthGumby
><DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>><goes thru purse and discovers loads of Monopoly money, hair beads, a
>>>few asprin, and losts of dead batteries>
>>
>><.sig bets DG will want the dead batteries for the
>>clock over the desk>
>
>Will that make the clock work backwards?

No, but it's right at least twice in a day!

>>Ooh! Aspirin! :D
>>
>><.sigs groan>
>
><Jedichu wonders if he can borrow one of those asprin>

>>>>>"I've placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the
>>>>>memory system of this R2 unit."
>>>>
>>>>LOL!
>>>>
>>>>Hey, how come the pants brigade didn't pick this one
>>>>up?
>>>
>>>Maybe they were out with the press?
>>
>>A few wrinkles may have had them hung up.
>
>So it would seem.

The hemming and hawing is just too much.

>>>>Anakin: "Later I'll show you my pants!"
>>>
>>>Queen Amidala: "Jar Jar Binks....I need your pants."
>>
>>Captain Panaka: "I do not think these are pants we can
>>win."
>>Queen Amidala: "The pants are only a diversion."
>
>Senator: "This is apantsrage! We demand a comission be sent to
>assertain the pants!"

I was not pantsed to watch my people suffer and die!

><Seanpuff takes his broom and attempts to waltz with it>
>
><Ianpuf takes his brrom and shouts a few choice Shakesperean insults
>at it>
>
><Ewanpuff majorly cusses his broom out so badly it makes a nearby
>sailor blush>
>
><Jedichu yells at his broom when it tries to resist his Jedi tricks to
>sweep the floor without using his hands>
>
><curling stone yells at the crazy PokeScotties and their brooms for
>taking so damn long>

<.sigs wave flags and ring bells, not sure if this is a
good match or not>

>><alt. .sig mistakenly thinks this means it can skate
>>and win a medal now, but still doesn't know which type
>>of skates to wear and ends up pinching itself in the
>>clap blades>
>
><Wiggly-tough tries to ask if alt. .sig is okay but is drowned out by
>alt. .sig's skates' applause>

<alt. .sig gives a thumbs up and then wins a wrestling
medal for it performance with the skate>

>
>
>
>
>...uh, you did say "clap" skates right?

Yup, the speed skaters wear 'em.

<alt. .sig>But now around their necks</alt. .sig>

>>>(sig likes the idea of a 5-.sig bobsleigh!!!)
>>
>><.sigs like this idea too and tell Gaksig, Pennysig and
>>ng sig that they'd be sure to finish ahead of the
>>Jamaican bobsledding team. And possibly all the other
>>teams because they don't have sigs.>
>
><ng sig:>".SIGS RULE!!!!!!!!!"
>
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig leads a .sig parade around the starting line at the bobsleigh
>track)
>
>Y'know, they're soooooo close to the edge of that track that I must
>say I'm sorely tempted...

<.sig slips, whizzes down the track and comes back
telling everyone its just sore now and it's probably a
good idea to find a sled>

<.sigs wave>

Rainbow Heron

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Feb 28, 2002, 7:30:53 PM2/28/02

On Thu, 28 Feb 2002 07:21:03 -0500, Dracu-Smurf
<I'veGot...@Yippee.com> wrote:

>On Wed, 27 Feb 2002 05:10:07 GMT, Rainbow Heron ran up
>and yelled in my good ear, causing me to spill my
>coffee:

I'm sorry, but there was a Lego ad on tv!

>>On Tue, 26 Feb 2002 22:42:26 -0500, DarthGumby
>><DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>><goes thru purse and discovers loads of Monopoly money, hair beads, a
>>>>few asprin, and losts of dead batteries>
>>>
>>><.sig bets DG will want the dead batteries for the
>>>clock over the desk>
>>
>>Will that make the clock work backwards?
>
>No, but it's right at least twice in a day!

So it is!

>>>Ooh! Aspirin! :D
>>>
>>><.sigs groan>
>>
>><Jedichu wonders if he can borrow one of those asprin>
>
><pretends PEZ are aspirin and gets no relief from
>headache, but feels minty fresh>

>>>>>>"I've placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the
>>>>>>memory system of this R2 unit."
>>>>>
>>>>>LOL!
>>>>>
>>>>>Hey, how come the pants brigade didn't pick this one
>>>>>up?
>>>>
>>>>Maybe they were out with the press?
>>>
>>>A few wrinkles may have had them hung up.
>>
>>So it would seem.
>
>The hemming and hawing is just too much.

I tried to pleat with it to stop.

>>>>>Anakin: "Later I'll show you my pants!"
>>>>
>>>>Queen Amidala: "Jar Jar Binks....I need your pants."
>>>
>>>Captain Panaka: "I do not think these are pants we can
>>>win."
>>>Queen Amidala: "The pants are only a diversion."
>>
>>Senator: "This is apantsrage! We demand a comission be sent to
>>assertain the pants!"
>
>I was not pantsed to watch my people suffer and die!

I move for a vote of no pants in the Chancellor's leadership.

Ok, so that one didn't sound right...

>><Seanpuff takes his broom and attempts to waltz with it>
>>
>><Ianpuf takes his brrom and shouts a few choice Shakesperean insults
>>at it>
>>
>><Ewanpuff majorly cusses his broom out so badly it makes a nearby
>>sailor blush>
>>
>><Jedichu yells at his broom when it tries to resist his Jedi tricks to
>>sweep the floor without using his hands>
>>
>><curling stone yells at the crazy PokeScotties and their brooms for
>>taking so damn long>
>
><.sigs wave flags and ring bells, not sure if this is a
>good match or not>

>>><alt. .sig mistakenly thinks this means it can skate
>>>and win a medal now, but still doesn't know which type
>>>of skates to wear and ends up pinching itself in the
>>>clap blades>
>>
>><Wiggly-tough tries to ask if alt. .sig is okay but is drowned out by
>>alt. .sig's skates' applause>
>
><alt. .sig gives a thumbs up and then wins a wrestling
>medal for it performance with the skate>

Did the fish get a medal for the performance too?

>>...uh, you did say "clap" skates right?
>
>Yup, the speed skaters wear 'em.

So they must be experts on the Doppler Effect if they clap while
speeding around.

><alt. .sig>But now around their necks</alt. .sig>

:-( I miss speed stakers

Yep, still miss 'em.

>>>>(sig likes the idea of a 5-.sig bobsleigh!!!)
>>>
>>><.sigs like this idea too and tell Gaksig, Pennysig and
>>>ng sig that they'd be sure to finish ahead of the
>>>Jamaican bobsledding team. And possibly all the other
>>>teams because they don't have sigs.>
>>
>><ng sig:>".SIGS RULE!!!!!!!!!"
>>
>>-Rainbow Heron
>>(sig leads a .sig parade around the starting line at the bobsleigh
>>track)
>>
>>Y'know, they're soooooo close to the edge of that track that I must
>>say I'm sorely tempted...
>
><.sig slips, whizzes down the track and comes back
>telling everyone its just sore now and it's probably a
>good idea to find a sled>

><.sigs wave>

I wish the computer were working right so they'd come back out. But
then again, they're a Survivalist group of sigs...

-Rainbow Heron
(sigs hope the 'all clear' call comes soon as the .sig bunker is
starting to smell worse)

Nosmurfatu

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Mar 6, 2002, 10:49:48 PM3/6/02

On Fri, 01 Mar 2002 00:30:53 GMT, Rainbow Heron crept
up behind me and wrote on the nearest wall:

>On Thu, 28 Feb 2002 07:21:03 -0500, Dracu-Smurf
><I'veGot...@Yippee.com> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 27 Feb 2002 05:10:07 GMT, Rainbow Heron ran up
>>and yelled in my good ear, causing me to spill my
>>coffee:
>
>I'm sorry, but there was a Lego ad on tv!

OOOH!

>>>><.sig bets DG will want the dead batteries for the
>>>>clock over the desk>
>>>
>>>Will that make the clock work backwards?
>>
>>No, but it's right at least twice in a day!
>
>So it is!
>
><offers DG some tea to dunk the clock in>

Tea time! whoo-hoo!

><Jedichu hopes DG doesn't start hallucinating again>

*waits*

Ah... phooey.

>>>>>>Anakin: "Later I'll show you my pants!"
>>>>>
>>>>>Queen Amidala: "Jar Jar Binks....I need your pants."
>>>>
>>>>Captain Panaka: "I do not think these are pants we can
>>>>win."
>>>>Queen Amidala: "The pants are only a diversion."
>>>
>>>Senator: "This is apantsrage! We demand a comission be sent to
>>>assertain the pants!"
>>
>>I was not pantsed to watch my people suffer and die!
>
>I move for a vote of no pants in the Chancellor's leadership.

ROTFLOL!

>Ok, so that one didn't sound right...

<.sigs giggle>

I may not like it, but he can pants you. He was meant
to pants you. <Anakin eyes pants mischievously>

>>
>><.sigs wave flags and ring bells, not sure if this is a
>>good match or not>
>
><Ewanpuff decides to stike it to see if it is>
>
><Hamillpuff puts pins on the ice so that Ewanpuff can strike it>

<.sigs hope the Puffs get a new contract so they'll
stop striking>

>><alt. .sig>But now around their necks</alt. .sig>
>
>:-( I miss speed stakers
>
><speed skater speeds by>
>
>Yep, still miss 'em.
>
><Hamillpuff wonders if he should try throwing some Gak at them next
>time one speeds by>
>
><Gaksig likes that idea>

>><.sigs wave>
>
><sigs open the door to the .sig bunker and wave back>
>
>I wish the computer were working right so they'd come back out. But
>then again, they're a Survivalist group of sigs...

<.sigs hope they have lots of water and rope with them>

>-Rainbow Heron
>(sigs hope the 'all clear' call comes soon as the .sig bunker is
>starting to smell worse)

Didn't let IT and -ed. in, did you?

Nosmurfatu

<.sigs play with the color settings until Smurf blue
becomes Gumby green>

Rainbow Heron

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Mar 6, 2002, 11:35:31 PM3/6/02

On Wed, 06 Mar 2002 22:49:48 -0500, Nosmurfatu
<I'veGot...@Yippee.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 01 Mar 2002 00:30:53 GMT, Rainbow Heron crept
>up behind me and wrote on the nearest wall:

Hey why not? Grafitti's fun!

...Oops, wrong house. Dammit!

>>On Thu, 28 Feb 2002 07:21:03 -0500, Dracu-Smurf
>><I'veGot...@Yippee.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 27 Feb 2002 05:10:07 GMT, Rainbow Heron ran up
>>>and yelled in my good ear, causing me to spill my
>>>coffee:
>>
>>I'm sorry, but there was a Lego ad on tv!
>
>OOOH!

Yeah someone cut it out and put it there, but then the cleaning lady
came in and well, she always throws stuff out I'm trying to
keep...maybe I should let Kickingsig do the job?

>>>>><.sig bets DG will want the dead batteries for the
>>>>>clock over the desk>
>>>>
>>>>Will that make the clock work backwards?
>>>
>>>No, but it's right at least twice in a day!
>>
>>So it is!
>>
>><offers DG some tea to dunk the clock in>
>
>Tea time! whoo-hoo!

oblong or oolong? ;-)

>><Jedichu hopes DG doesn't start hallucinating again>
>
><DG hopes so too. DG hopes entire Google episode has
>been one long group hallucination.>
>
>*waits*
>
>Ah... phooey.

Damn. Here have a PEZ...

Oooo! Little swirly thingies! <chases gnats around the backyard with a
spatula and a champagne flute>

>>>>>>>Anakin: "Later I'll show you my pants!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Queen Amidala: "Jar Jar Binks....I need your pants."
>>>>>
>>>>>Captain Panaka: "I do not think these are pants we can
>>>>>win."
>>>>>Queen Amidala: "The pants are only a diversion."
>>>>
>>>>Senator: "This is apantsrage! We demand a comission be sent to
>>>>assertain the pants!"
>>>
>>>I was not pantsed to watch my people suffer and die!
>>
>>I move for a vote of no pants in the Chancellor's leadership.
>
>ROTFLOL!
>
>>Ok, so that one didn't sound right...
>
><.sigs giggle>

<'Puffs giggle too and then say that TJH isn't the first person to
accidentally call them "Gigglypuffs">

>I may not like it, but he can pants you. He was meant
>to pants you. <Anakin eyes pants mischievously>

Hehehe that almost sounds like a wedgie threat.

Oh my, I've forgotten how much I hate pants travel.

><PokeScotties curling>
>>>
>>><.sigs wave flags and ring bells, not sure if this is a
>>>good match or not>
>>
>><Ewanpuff decides to stike it to see if it is>
>>
>><Hamillpuff puts pins on the ice so that Ewanpuff can strike it>
>
><.sigs hope the Puffs get a new contract so they'll
>stop striking>

<'Puffs complain that they don't want to put their chic and flattering
clothing away>

>>><alt. .sig>But now around their necks</alt. .sig>
>>
>>:-( I miss speed stakers
>>
>><speed skater speeds by>
>>
>>Yep, still miss 'em.
>>
>><Hamillpuff wonders if he should try throwing some Gak at them next
>>time one speeds by>
>>
>><Gaksig likes that idea>
>
><DG lays across the ice to slow down the speed skater>

Ouch! Hey y'know <snickers> that reminds me of something um...a close
family member did a couple years ago. They don't like to cuss and we
they were driving thru the parking lot of a university campus they
were unfamiliar with and they were doing like 50, and all of a sudden
they hit a speed bump- I never heard them yell "Sh*t!" so loud before
or since. In fact I don't think I'd *ever* heard them yell 'sh*t'
before. Anyway it was funny as heck! :-D

Um...

<RH screams:>"Better get out of the way unless you wanna be a bowling
ball too DG! They're coming straight at you!!!!!!!"

>>><.sigs wave>
>>
>><sigs open the door to the .sig bunker and wave back>
>>
>>I wish the computer were working right so they'd come back out. But
>>then again, they're a Survivalist group of sigs...
>
><.sigs hope they have lots of water and rope with them>

>>-Rainbow Heron
>>(sigs hope the 'all clear' call comes soon as the .sig bunker is
>>starting to smell worse)
>
>Didn't let IT and -ed. in, did you?

>Nosmurfatu

Nosoupforu?

Nosmoking?

Nostradamus?

><.sigs play with the color settings until Smurf blue
>becomes Gumby green>

Ooo! Cool!!!!

-Rainbow Heron
(sig complains that there's no bathroom in the .sig bunker)

That'd be an interesting pic actually, a Gumby Smurf!

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