[Sith War IX] The Beautiful People
Jedah
that something went horribly wrong at that teeny bopper concert last
night," the simian reported over his radio.
"Can you see Jade?" Jedah's voice crackled over the radio.
Kong looked through the binocs again. "Yes...it's got some sort of
sign, but I can't read it from here. Shall I deploy the Goth ray?"
Jedah's voice rasped through the speaker, "Deploy the goth beam on
Jade's location. As I remember, Jade chaffes particularly well from the
leather, though C'Pi might enjoy the spikes...again."
"Very good sir," Kong replied and signaled Rent-a-Zilla.
The over-inflated iguanadon threw a switch and a good portion of RASSM
city, including the lazily waking stadium, was hit with a purple beam of
blacklight. In an instant cotton shirts became leather, mesh or vinyl.
Heels spiked, eyeshadow became black, and everyone looked pale and
tragic. Somewhere Marilyn Manson was smiling.
"Goth beam activated, sir," Kong said into the radio. "You've had this
mothballed since Sith War 7, but it seems to be working just fine."
Jedah's laughter erupted over the com. "Of course. Now so long as no
one remembers where the controls to the transexual ray is, we're in
business. How many Trent Reznors do you count?"
"3000 and growing, sir. We also have a good amount of Rasputina
clones...hundreds of thousands in the stadium alone. C'Pi appears to
have a Nazi helmet on and is singing "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails," the
monkey replied.
In his hidden base, Jedah smiled. Yes, Jade, you are at the moment of
greatest weakness. Now I crush you like a bug. Maniacal, Jinnai (see
El Hazard) like laughter filled the underground lair.
Elsewhere in the city, a gothed 3PO unit with bad "Crow" makeup over its
optics stumbled into the release for the stadium doors. Wave after wave
of black and leather clad teenagers raved into the street. "Fight Song"
started playing from a thousand car radios. The goth zombie invasion of
RASSM City had begun.
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Summary:
The Goth Ray has once again raised its ugly head. Half of RASSM City is
turning waifish, pale, tragic and leather clad.
Jedah's in a hidden underground base while Rent-a-Kong and Rent-a-Zilla
carry out his dastardly schemes.
Pop Tarts taste good with milk.
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Jedah
I think Pat Benetar had perkier breasts than Britney Spears ever will.
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Celaeno
>"[...] C'Pi appears to
>have a Nazi helmet on and is singing "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails," the
>monkey replied.
I can't decide whether to laugh wildly or turn green and throw up.
Rakelle
--
There was an old man
From Peru, whose limericks
Were really haiku
Michael Shaffer
"Celaeno" <cel...@shavenwookie.nospam.com> wrote in message
news:3c754215...@news.world-online.no...
> You will not evade me, "Jedah" <vade...@yahoo.com>:
>
> >"[...] C'Pi appears to
> >have a Nazi helmet on and is singing "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails," the
> >monkey replied.
>
> I can't decide whether to laugh wildly or turn green and throw up.
>
I suggest both. This, however, was not the first time Mr. Pi was
gothed...last time was during SW7, at which time he doned the nazi
helmet and sang "Bela Lagosi's Dead" I think.
>
> Rakelle
> --
> There was an old man
> From Peru, whose limericks
> Were really haiku
O.k., now it's time for the Sith War tribute to Rocky Horror...who's up
for it?
Jedah
I claim the "boogy midget" role
C'Pi
>
> >"[...] C'Pi appears to
> >have a Nazi helmet on and is singing "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails," the
> >monkey replied.
>
> I can't decide whether to laugh wildly or turn green and throw up.
*Fat Bastard Mode/ON*
I'm damn sexy!
*Fat Bastard Mode/OFF*
C'Pi
M. Harris
Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fatbastard cream -- there is
none.
C'Pi
"M. Harris" <mha...@MAPSONcliffhanger.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.16e457e0f...@news.west.cox.net...
You don't need anti-fatbastard cream. You need fatbastard cream.
Come and rub a little Fat Bastard on you.
C'Pi
DarthGumby
Shaffer telepathically conveyed:
>O.k., now it's time for the Sith War tribute to Rocky Horror...who's up
>for it?
Oh sure, why not, even though I have no idea what I've
been up to.
(In a semi-oldbie moment, Gumby has to catch up to a
Sith War. You're witnessing history here.)
>Jedah
>I claim the "boogy midget" role
DG
I'm the third cobweb to the right.