[Sith War IX]: The Boy Band's Lair
Galactic Boobies
charming and talented young men from all over America, each with a passion
for singing and a dream of stardom come to Orlando, Florida. - The official
N'Sync website
Lance and JC stood over the two fat beings they had drug inside one of the
strange silver cubes that appeared on RASSM planet. Joey, Justin, Troy and
David had moonwalked stealthily to the other cube to try and contact their
home planet.
One of the beings shifted slightly.
"Yo, Dude that thing is movin'!" Lance pointed at Jade as it tried to sit
up, even though it was tied firmly around the wrists and ankles with
electrical tape.
"Whut you want me to do, Yo?" JC retorted.
"Straight up, Dude. Hit it again or somethin' Man! This is Whack!" Lance
spun around and grabbed his crotch.
JC kicked Jade in the head. The Archon fell back and tried to move again. JC
offered his foot once more and the Archon yelped. "What the! Stop it, you
brat!"
"Yo, that thing talks." Lance hollered
"I am not a 'thing' I am an 'it', you pubescent froot loop."
C'Pi began to stir. He opened his eyes and saw the Archon snap its bonds and
stand up, apparently ready for action. He then recognized their assailants.
"Holy crap! Lance?"
Lance stepped back and unholstered a microphone from his hip. "Yo, Back off
Yo! I'll give you the Lance, Yo!"
JC rolled his eyes. "Yo, that was lame, Yo."
C'Pi searched his pockets and then pulled his shirt tail out of his pants.
"This is great! Will you sign my shirt?"
Jade ogled in disbelief. "I thought you hated these guys!"
"I can't admit I like N'Sync to the others. They'd think I was ...you know."
C'Pi turned to Jade
Jade raised it's eyebrows. "No. What?"
JC Threw up a fake gang sign. "Yeah Yo, what?"
Joey strutted through the wall of the cube like it was liquid of some sort.
"Yo! What up?"
"Hey dog, what up?" The other two mumbled.
Jade and C'Pi huddled together, surrounded by N'Sync. "Lance!" C'Pi
whispered pointing at his shirt tail. "You got a pen?"
"Why did you take us? It will be the death of you." Jade yelled boldly.
"Yo I don't think so." Joey smoothed his hair. "See it's like, You know what
I'm sayin? We got like, teleported here and, yo, we decided we were gonna
kick it old school here for a while. You know what I'm sayin? We bringin'
our love to RASSM planet, You know what I'm sayin'?"
"Barely. What makes you think you can overthrow the Wookies, much less us?
You're in for class A ass whoopin' poser boy. You know what I'm sayin'? My
people will be looking for us soon." Jade was getting angry.
C'Pi cleared his throat. "Erm, no they won't, archon. We told them we were
leaving, remember?"
"Well then I'll have to kick their asses myself." Jade took a step toward
Joey and suddenly raucus dance music blasted from everywhere at once. The
boys quickly began to cabbage patch in unison. Lance put the microphone to
his mouth and yelled "YO!"
The sound wave knocked Jade across the floor and into the wall, unconscious
again. The music stopped and they all looked at C'Pi.
Lance turned to Joey. "Yo, if you hadn't a wanted to slip into these
containters and do some whippets during the concert we wouldn't be on this
whack planet."
"I'm the the bad boy remember? Yo, I'm sposed to get us in trouble." Joey
felt his own ass. "As long as we're here we might as well show these peeps
how to be the beautiful people. Straight up,"
"Word." Lance said cautiously aiming his microphone at C'Pi.
Jade
--
Summary:
1) Jade and C'Pi are held captive by N'Sync who plan to take over RASSM
planet.
2) No one is looking for them.
3) This could be fun
Peter Hanely
I wasn't really planning on it, but what I had prepared for other
foes could put some serious hurt on some boy band backside. If
only TJH intercepted some kind of signal to clue him in.
--
The Jedi Hacker
"A Jedi uses the code for queries and filters, never for cracks."
Owner of the known universes second biggest sound system.
(Disaster Area has one bigger, much bigger.)
(yeah, Sal landed a bigger one than mine, but I sliced and diced it.)
Daniel Olin Miller
And if only he didn't WANT bad things to happen to Porkinites!
Daniel O. Miller
Here in my car,
The image breaks down,
Will you visit me please,
If I open my door,
In cars...
-Muuurgh (-o-)
news:b5o%7.579$JH3.5...@paloalto-snr2.gtei.net...
ROTFLOLWTEHOACBTT
This is getting weird. The war hasn't even really started yet, and I've
already kissed TJH and have "straight up shit my pants, yo".
--
-Samwise Brockhouse of Loamstown (-o-)
Porkins is your daddy.
Peter Hanely
There are things worse than the porkinites.
--
The Jedi Hacker
"A Jedi uses the code for queries and filters, never for cracks."
Certain phrases should be eternally stricken from the english language.
Daniel Olin Miller
> Daniel Olin Miller wrote:
>
> >On Thu, 10 Jan 2002, Peter Hanely wrote:
> >
> >>I wasn't really planning on it, but what I had prepared for other
> >>foes could put some serious hurt on some boy band backside. If
> >>only TJH intercepted some kind of signal to clue him in.
> >>
> >
> >And if only he didn't WANT bad things to happen to Porkinites!
> >
> >
> >Daniel O. Miller
> >
> >Here in my car,
> >The image breaks down,
> >Will you visit me please,
> >If I open my door,
> >In cars...
> >
> There are things worse than the porkinites.
Fair enough. But would they accept being rescued by YOU? :-)
(I'd allow myself to be rescued, THEN wreak my revenge...)
Peter Hanely
>On Thu, 10 Jan 2002, Peter Hanely wrote:
>
>>Daniel Olin Miller wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 10 Jan 2002, Peter Hanely wrote:
>>>
>>>>I wasn't really planning on it, but what I had prepared for other
>>>>foes could put some serious hurt on some boy band backside. If
>>>>only TJH intercepted some kind of signal to clue him in.
>>>>
>>>And if only he didn't WANT bad things to happen to Porkinites!
>>>
>>>
>>>Daniel O. Miller
>>>
>>There are things worse than the porkinites.
>>
>
>Fair enough. But would they accept being rescued by YOU? :-)
>
>(I'd allow myself to be rescued, THEN wreak my revenge...)
>
>
>Daniel O. Miller
>
>
You'll note I'm waiting for an invitation before leaping to the rescue.
Galactic Boobies
"-Muuurgh (-o-)" <ste...@phrogh.com> wrote in message
news:a1l7nv$qslm2$1...@ID-104752.news.dfncis.de...
OK, I gotta know what this is...
> This is getting weird. The war hasn't even really started yet, and I've
> already kissed TJH and have "straight up shit my pants, yo".
That's Whack!
Jade
--
yo.
Celaeno
>Daniel Olin Miller wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 10 Jan 2002, Peter Hanely wrote:
>>
>>>I wasn't really planning on it, but what I had prepared for other
>>>foes could put some serious hurt on some boy band backside. If
>>>only TJH intercepted some kind of signal to clue him in.
>>>
>>
>>And if only he didn't WANT bad things to happen to Porkinites!
>There are things worse than the porkinites.
*ponders mentioning that Alice is her daughter*
Sith War Goddess
--
"do not meddle in the affairs of goddesses, as being
struck by lightning often offends" - Rimrunner
Daniel Olin Miller
> You will not evade me, Peter Hanely <han...@no-spam.calweb.com>:
>
> >Daniel Olin Miller wrote:
> >
> >>On Thu, 10 Jan 2002, Peter Hanely wrote:
> >>
> >>>I wasn't really planning on it, but what I had prepared for other
> >>>foes could put some serious hurt on some boy band backside. If
> >>>only TJH intercepted some kind of signal to clue him in.
> >>>
> >>
> >>And if only he didn't WANT bad things to happen to Porkinites!
>
> >There are things worse than the porkinites.
>
> *ponders mentioning that Alice is her daughter*
ZAH?
Peter Hanely
>You will not evade me, Peter Hanely <han...@no-spam.calweb.com>:
>
>>Daniel Olin Miller wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 10 Jan 2002, Peter Hanely wrote:
>>>
>>>>I wasn't really planning on it, but what I had prepared for other
>>>>foes could put some serious hurt on some boy band backside. If
>>>>only TJH intercepted some kind of signal to clue him in.
>>>>
>>>And if only he didn't WANT bad things to happen to Porkinites!
>>>
>
>>There are things worse than the porkinites.
>>
>
>*ponders mentioning that Alice is her daughter*
>
>
>Sith War Goddess
>
(wondering how this is on topic for the thread)
Would explain her attitude.
Galactic Boobies
Jade
--
Aspiring Lounge designer.
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
Hey! The black ops have given me this message, this
proves there's a conspiracy.
>JC kicked Jade in the head. The Archon fell back and tried to move again. JC
>offered his foot once more and the Archon yelped. "What the! Stop it, you
>brat!"
B*stards!
>C'Pi began to stir. He opened his eyes and saw the Archon snap its bonds and
>stand up, apparently ready for action. He then recognized their assailants.
>
>"Holy crap! Lance?"
>
>Lance stepped back and unholstered a microphone from his hip. "Yo, Back off
>Yo! I'll give you the Lance, Yo!"
>
>JC rolled his eyes. "Yo, that was lame, Yo."
>
>C'Pi searched his pockets and then pulled his shirt tail out of his pants.
>"This is great! Will you sign my shirt?"
ROTFLMAO!
Oooh, now I have two posts to react to that I haven't
gotten to in three weeks! :D
DG
I have this image of the 'band' from SNL in my head
that won't leave. I wonder if we could kidnap them to
act out this post on tv...
Rainbow Heron
(Celaeno) wrote:
>You will not evade me, Peter Hanely <han...@no-spam.calweb.com>:
>
>>Daniel Olin Miller wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 10 Jan 2002, Peter Hanely wrote:
>>>
>>>>I wasn't really planning on it, but what I had prepared for other
>>>>foes could put some serious hurt on some boy band backside. If
>>>>only TJH intercepted some kind of signal to clue him in.
>>>>
>>>
>>>And if only he didn't WANT bad things to happen to Porkinites!
>
>>There are things worse than the porkinites.
>
>*ponders mentioning that Alice is her daughter*
<just sits there and grins>
:-D
-Rainbow Heron
(sig decides to go ahead and get a running start)
Ok so it's *not* "Sister Goddess" and it ain't "Mommy" so what is it?
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Celaeno
>On Sun, 13 Jan 2002 23:59:29 GMT, cel...@shavenwookie.nospam.com
>(Celaeno) wrote:
>
>>You will not evade me, Peter Hanely <han...@no-spam.calweb.com>:
>>>There are things worse than the porkinites.
>>
>>*ponders mentioning that Alice is her daughter*
>
><just sits there and grins>
>
>:-D
Hehe.
>Ok so it's *not* "Sister Goddess" and it ain't "Mommy" so what is it?
Pretty much whatever as long as it sounds dignified. (I'm your mother,
not your sister, and 'mummy' sounds like something hackboy would call
Jade)
Rainbow Heron
(Celaeno) wrote:
>You will not evade me, rainbo...@ftc-i.net (Rainbow Heron):
>
>>On Sun, 13 Jan 2002 23:59:29 GMT, cel...@shavenwookie.nospam.com
>>(Celaeno) wrote:
>>
>>>You will not evade me, Peter Hanely <han...@no-spam.calweb.com>:
>
>>>>There are things worse than the porkinites.
>>>
>>>*ponders mentioning that Alice is her daughter*
>>
>><just sits there and grins>
>>
>>:-D
>
>Hehe.
>
>>Ok so it's *not* "Sister Goddess" and it ain't "Mommy" so what is it?
>
>Pretty much whatever as long as it sounds dignified. (I'm your mother,
>not your sister, and 'mummy' sounds like something hackboy would call
>Jade)
"Porkins is Jade's Daddy. Sith War Goddess is Alice's Mommy."
Did that work?
<ponders this and then reconsiders>
Sigh...I'll keep trying.
"Porkins may be *your* Daddy, but the Sith War Goddess is *my* Mommy!"
<thinks...>
No it's still got "Mommy" in it. I've GOT to come up with something
else...
<bangs head against the wall a few more times>
-Rainbow Heron
(sig wonders if RH is *it's* Mommy)
Don't go there ng sig...
C'Pi
"Rainbow Heron" <rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote in message
news:3c5b6e5b...@nntp.ftc-i.net...
> On Sat, 02 Feb 2002 00:08:42 GMT, cel...@shavenwookie.nospam.com
> (Celaeno) wrote:
>
> >You will not evade me, rainbo...@ftc-i.net (Rainbow Heron):
> >
> >>On Sun, 13 Jan 2002 23:59:29 GMT, cel...@shavenwookie.nospam.com
> >>(Celaeno) wrote:
> >>
> >>>You will not evade me, Peter Hanely <han...@no-spam.calweb.com>:
> >
> >>>>There are things worse than the porkinites.
> >>>
> >>>*ponders mentioning that Alice is her daughter*
> >>
> >><just sits there and grins>
> >>
> >>:-D
> >
> >Hehe.
> >
> >>Ok so it's *not* "Sister Goddess" and it ain't "Mommy" so what is it?
> >
> >Pretty much whatever as long as it sounds dignified. (I'm your mother,
> >not your sister, and 'mummy' sounds like something hackboy would call
> >Jade)
>
> "Porkins is Jade's Daddy. Sith War Goddess is Alice's Mommy."
>
> Did that work?
>
> <ponders this and then reconsiders>
>
> Sigh...I'll keep trying.
>
> "Porkins may be *your* Daddy, but the Sith War Goddess is *my* Mommy!"
>
> <thinks...>
>
> No it's still got "Mommy" in it. I've GOT to come up with something
> else...
>
> <bangs head against the wall a few more times>
Try using Bitch instead of Mommy.
C'Pi
Celaeno
>"Porkins may be *your* Daddy, but the Sith War Goddess is *my* Mommy!"
>
><thinks...>
>
>No it's still got "Mommy" in it. I've GOT to come up with something
>else...
>
><bangs head against the wall a few more times>
(LOL!)
There, there.. you won't get zapped or anything for referring to me as
your mommy, just never say mommy TO me. That better?
Celaeno
>
>"Rainbow Heron" <rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote in message
>news:3c5b6e5b...@nntp.ftc-i.net...
>> "Porkins may be *your* Daddy, but the Sith War Goddess is *my* Mommy!"
>>
>> <thinks...>
>>
>> No it's still got "Mommy" in it. I've GOT to come up with something
>> else...
>>
>> <bangs head against the wall a few more times>
>
>
>Try using Bitch instead of Mommy.
She's talking about me, not Jade.
Rainbow Heron
(Celaeno) wrote:
>You will not evade me, rainbo...@ftc-i.net (Rainbow Heron):
>
>>"Porkins may be *your* Daddy, but the Sith War Goddess is *my* Mommy!"
>>
>><thinks...>
>>
>>No it's still got "Mommy" in it. I've GOT to come up with something
>>else...
>>
>><bangs head against the wall a few more times>
>
>(LOL!)
>There, there.. you won't get zapped or anything for referring to me as
>your mommy, just never say mommy TO me. That better?
It helps.
Thanks <insert whatever it's gonna be here>!
-Rainbow Heron
(sig wonders if there's a new .sig in that)
But it still doesn't *solve* the problem..."Ma"- nope. "Madonna"-
don't see how it'd fit. "Mater"... "goddess mater?" anybody speak
Latin?
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Jell-o jigglers are like Gak
...except they don't make that fart noise.
Daniel O. Miller
> You will not evade me, rainbo...@ftc-i.net (Rainbow Heron):
>
> >"Porkins may be *your* Daddy, but the Sith War Goddess is *my* Mommy!"
> >
> ><thinks...>
> >
> >No it's still got "Mommy" in it. I've GOT to come up with something
> >else...
> >
> ><bangs head against the wall a few more times>
>
> (LOL!)
> There, there.. you won't get zapped or anything for referring to me as
> your mommy, just never say mommy TO me. That better?
<RH>
Yes, Mommy. ...D'oh!
</RH>
<SWG>
ZZZZZAP!
</SWG>
Daniel O. Miller
"Does this look familiar? Do you know what it is? Neither do I! I made
it last night in my sleep. Apparently I used gindrogac - highly unstable!
I put a button on it, yes? I wish to press it, but I'm not sure what will
happen if I do..." - Gune
Rainbow Heron
<dmil...@ridgenet.net> wrote:
>On Mon, 4 Feb 2002, Celaeno wrote:
>
>> You will not evade me, rainbo...@ftc-i.net (Rainbow Heron):
>>
>> >"Porkins may be *your* Daddy, but the Sith War Goddess is *my* Mommy!"
>> >
>> ><thinks...>
>> >
>> >No it's still got "Mommy" in it. I've GOT to come up with something
>> >else...
>> >
>> ><bangs head against the wall a few more times>
>>
>> (LOL!)
>> There, there.. you won't get zapped or anything for referring to me as
>> your mommy, just never say mommy TO me. That better?
>
><RH>
>Yes, Mommy. ...D'oh!
></RH>
>
><SWG>
>ZZZZZAP!
></SWG>
<Dan'l>
Aw SH*T! RH just built the fence 12 feet higher! How am I gonna spy on
her now?!
</Dan'l>
-Rainbow Heron
(sig wonders if a moat full of alligators wouldn't be better)
By the way, <PeterPika to Dan'l>ZZZZZAP!</PeterPika>
;-D
Jostein Hakestad
>
>
> "Does this look familiar? Do you know what it is? Neither do I! I made
> it last night in my sleep. Apparently I used gindrogac - highly unstable!
> I put a button on it, yes? I wish to press it, but I'm not sure what will
> happen if I do..." - Gune
LOL, he was the funniest character in that movie.
--
Jostein H
Celaeno
>On Mon, 04 Feb 2002 00:59:51 GMT, cel...@shavenwookie.nospam.com
>(Celaeno) wrote:
>>There, there.. you won't get zapped or anything for referring to me as
>>your mommy, just never say mommy TO me. That better?
>
>It helps.
>
>Thanks <insert whatever it's gonna be here>!
>
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig wonders if there's a new .sig in that)
>
>But it still doesn't *solve* the problem..."Ma"- nope. "Madonna"-
>don't see how it'd fit. "Mater"... "goddess mater?" anybody speak
>Latin?
Ugh. No Latin. Ok, you can call me mommy if you insist.
*takes a moment to shower Dan'l with shrews*
Rainbow Heron
(Celaeno) wrote:
>>But it still doesn't *solve* the problem..."Ma"- nope. "Madonna"-
>>don't see how it'd fit. "Mater"... "goddess mater?" anybody speak
>>Latin?
>
>Ugh. No Latin. Ok, you can call me mommy if you insist.
I'm not insisting, I just don't know what to all you!
-Rainbow Heron
(sig has no idea)
Why don't *you* come up with something then? I give up!
Daniel O. Miller
> *takes a moment to shower Dan'l with shrews*
Bring it on, that's the most action I've seen in months!
Daniel O. Miller