[Sith War IX] Valentine's Day Special

[Jedah]

It's valentines day, even in the RASSM world...so let's take a peek at
how this Hallmark holiday is celebrated during a Sith War. I encourage
other Sith Warriors to post to this thread to share their holiday joy
(just be sure to wipe clean afterwards).

Jedah sent Jade a box of chocolates...laced with x-lax and filled with
an annonymous radioactive element that would make sure the bathroom
nearest Jade after the feeding orgy would glow for a few million years
with a faint greenish tinge.

Rent-a-Zilla made quite the impression on Rent-a-Kong when he sent him a
bouquet of charcoal briquettes that used to be roses. Rent-a-Zilla has
a cold, you see, and well...one good sneeze and roast.

Rent-a-Kong spent the whole day eating those little heart candies. Most
of them said "Do it!" or "It's Painless!" Next time we'll advise him
not to buy the Kurt Cobain brand of valentine candy. He seemed awful
depressed until he realized he could make a bar-be-cue with the
briquettes.

Gonk, I'm told, got his chassis lubed by a dozen naked supermodels.

Lucky bastard.

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Summary:
Nothing happened, but please feel free to add!

Jedah
Shake vigorously and spray

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