[Sith War 9] Up and Arms (REPOST!!!)

[Rainbow Heron]

Copy/pasted it from my newsreader. The continuity for this part of the
storyline is as follows:

-Garbled Message
-The PostOddish Only Rings Once
-Up and Arms
-There and Not There

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Subject: [Sith War 9] Up and Arms
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Can't leave my Wookie friends unattended now can I?

Hack-boy wrote:
>In the Shaven Wookies snow fortress, a wookie was tuning an electric
>guitar when the amp exploded. In another room, the TV went POP and started smoking.
>Around the fort, various electric devices snapped, crackled, and
>fizzled as a Mother of a voltage surge came in along the power mains.
<snip>
>A few degrees was all that was needed to give it a new target, the snow
>fortress.
<snip>
>That finished, the sonic inducer resumed its play list where it left off.

===Up and Arms===

As we all know, a hungry Wookie is an angry Wookie, and an angry
Wookie uses its arms to make sure that others lose their own
arms...namely droids.

They may not have been droids, but they were appliances and its owner
had arms.

The Wookie that had lost his amp picked up a huge slingshot and
stormed outside. The Wookie that had lost his tv picked up two huge
blockbuster bombs and stormed outside behind the other.

These Wookies were hungry and angry, and they were damn well gonna use
their arms to make sure that someone else lost *their* arms!

Together, the two Wookies set up the slingshot, and with the might of
their angry Wookie arms, they shot one of the huge blockbuster bombs
towards the large block of metal- exploding it.

The site of the explosion made the Wookies cheer as they set up the
other bomb, and with the might of their angry Wookie arms, they shot
the other bockbuster bomb at the sonic inducer- which also exploded.

To get rid of their extra anger -and to drive the point home- they
used large mannequin arms to beat the larger fallen pieces of the
large metal block and the sonic inducer (which was nothing more than
just a large speaker with a playlist) into a pulp. They then looked to
the sky and let out a large victory cry.

As they watched the flaming pieces of the large metal block and the
sonic inducer fall to the ground, they thought happy thoughts to
themselves of The Jedi Hacker losing his arms.

Meanwhile, two more Wookies were mourning the loss of the
refridgerator and an interrupted nap by placing white noise machines
all around the inside and outside of the snow fortress...ensuring that
no sonic attack would dare bother them and their amps, tvs,
refridgerators, or naps again.

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SUMMARY:

-two Shaven Wookies blew up both the metal block and the sonic inducer
(aka "large speaker")
-the Shaven Wookies have a dead fridge and are thus angry because they
are hungry
-white noise machines both inside and outside the snow fortress ensure
that noise/music won't bother them again
-all bad "arms" puns are 100% intentional

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Nothin' but Wookies over at the fortress Hacker.

-Rainbow Heron
(sig hopes the grocery store is open)

I hope Chris is enjoying his time off.
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There ya have it!

-Rainbow Heron
(sig is trying to break up a small fight between Gaksig, Pennysig,
Sithwarsig, and Rassmsig as none of them knows which one of them is
supposed to .sig this post)

"When in doubt, Rassmsig wins." "But this is still a Sith War Post."
"But it's a REpost!" blahblahblah... Ok *I'll* break the ice:
Sithwarsig wins.
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[Rainbow Heron]

PLEASE IGNORE THE FOLLOWING REPOST- my computer has started acting up
again. Unfortunately, there are more of these, and believe you me I
hate this too. Major PITA and great inconvenience to everyone...think
I'll put my computer in detention for a while... >:-P~
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