Porkins?
jade
pilot, which immediately makes you think "hey good for the alliance by
not discriminating" or "boy they really are desperate for pilots.
pushed him right through the physical fitness test." Just before he
blows up, Do I hear someone call him Porkins?
Jade
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jade <jad...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> The assault on the first death star. There is an extremely fat rebel
> pilot, which immediately makes you think "hey good for the alliance by
> not discriminating" or "boy they really are desperate for pilots.
> pushed him right through the physical fitness test." Just before he
> blows up, Do I hear someone call him Porkins?
> Jade
>
Absolutely. That's Porkins. And a better name you'll never find for
an SW character. Supposedly he died because he was so fat he'd set his
acceleration compensator up to 100% and couldn't tell his ship was
shaking apart.
Jedah
Pork pork pork!
jade
Jedah <vade...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> In article <8olohp$f9u$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> jade <jad...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> > The assault on the first death star. There is an extremely fat
rebel
> > pilot, which immediately makes you think "hey good for the alliance
by
> > not discriminating" or "boy they really are desperate for pilots.
> > pushed him right through the physical fitness test." Just before he
> > blows up, Do I hear someone call him Porkins?
> > Jade
> >
>
> Absolutely. That's Porkins. And a better name you'll never find for
> an SW character. Supposedly he died because he was so fat he'd set
his
> acceleration compensator up to 100% and couldn't tell his ship was
> shaking apart.
>
> Jedah
> Pork pork pork!
He does appear to be rocking back and forth quite a bit. My wookie, I
do believe I have a new favorite character.
Jade
--
Eat a bag of Porkins, BBQ is the best.
Jedah
Motion of the ocean - slap the thigh and ride the wave.
Many have said that when Wedge said, "Look at the size of that thing!"
he was actually referring to Porkin's ass.
But as for favorites, remember, there is peace and love with the Gonk.
Jedah
*did I see a Gonk reference in the NG recently?*
Paula
No, no, no... you got it all wrong! He died because he got a ham sandwich
lodged in the throttle.
PORKINS RULES!!!!
Paula
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jade
"Paula" <paula_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> TOP POST...
>
> No, no, no... you got it all wrong! He died because he got a ham
sandwich
> lodged in the throttle.
>
> PORKINS RULES!!!!
>
> Paula
Yet you don't comment on where the throttle was lodged. I don't know
how that cockpit could contain enough oxygen to keep him breathing.
Jade
--
Jades famous Porkins beans.
Jedah
"Paula" <paula_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> No, no, no... you got it all wrong! He died because he got a ham
sandwich
> lodged in the throttle.
>
Merely an urban legend...it was actually a chicken bone stuck in the
throttle.
Jedah
Mama Porkins meets Scooby and the gang
Josh Stott
http://home.flash.net/~gizmo42/porkins/
http://web.qx.net/red6/Porkins/Episode4.htm
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Vault/2750/pork.htm
Josh
jade
Jedah <vade...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> In article <JAur5.15390$C42.5...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>,
> "Paula" <paula_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > TOP POST...
> >
> > No, no, no... you got it all wrong! He died because he got a ham
> sandwich
> > lodged in the throttle.
> >
>
> Merely an urban legend...it was actually a chicken bone stuck in the
> throttle.
>
> Jedah
> Mama Porkins meets Scooby and the gang
>
Oh yeah *wink wink* a chicken bone.
DISCLAIMER: the poster known as Jade intends no vulgarity or inuendo by
the above remark. Any vulgairty felt or innuendo discovered is purely
coincidental and and not the responsibility of Jade.
Jade
--
Jade's famous Porkins beans.
HppyButchr
>blows up, Do I hear someone call him Porkins?
Yes, I beleive its jet, or Jed Porkins. Why hes even been honored now with his
own big fat (in)action figure. I wonder if it fits in the X-Wing toy?
~Jeremy
The Happy Butcher
Policrat'
> jade <jad...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>> The assault on the first death star. There is an extremely fat rebel
>> pilot, which immediately makes you think "hey good for the alliance by
>> not discriminating" or "boy they really are desperate for pilots.
>> pushed him right through the physical fitness test." Just before he
>> blows up, Do I hear someone call him Porkins?
>
> Yes, because that is his name.
Yep... Jek "Piggy" Porkins...
Pol'
Jonathan Wells
>In article <8olvsn$p1n$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> Jedah <vade...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>> In article <JAur5.15390$C42.5...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>,
>> "Paula" <paula_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> > TOP POST...
>> >
>> > No, no, no... you got it all wrong! He died because he got a ham
>> sandwich
>> > lodged in the throttle.
>> >
>>
>> Merely an urban legend...it was actually a chicken bone stuck in the
>> throttle.
>>
>> Jedah
>> Mama Porkins meets Scooby and the gang
>>
>
>Oh yeah *wink wink* a chicken bone.
Werent' his last words "no I can hold it!"? :o)
--
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jade
Jonathan Wells <tul...@OBVIOUSmindless.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 31 Aug 2000 18:05:20 GMT, jade <jad...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <8olvsn$p1n$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> > Jedah <vade...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> >> In article <JAur5.15390
$C42.5...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>,
> >> "Paula" <paula_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> > TOP POST...
> >> >
> >> > No, no, no... you got it all wrong! He died because he got a
ham
> >> sandwich
> >> > lodged in the throttle.
> >> >
> >>
> >> Merely an urban legend...it was actually a chicken bone stuck in
the
> >> throttle.
> >>
> >> Jedah
> >> Mama Porkins meets Scooby and the gang
> >>
> >
> >Oh yeah *wink wink* a chicken bone.
>
> Werent' his last words "no I can hold it!"? :o)
>
Yessss, and a second later the shower of sparks. What happens when
electrical equipment gets wet???
I think we're on to something here. Porkins stowed a two liter of soda
on board to wash down the chicken leg.
Jade
--
Co Founder of the Porkins foundation "Keeping pilots thin."
Winter
> >> sandwich
> >> > lodged in the throttle.
Actually, he never died. He's currently our Commander in Chief. ;)
XiangPi
XiangPi
PETW
People for the Ethical Treatment of Wookies
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Paula
> >blows up, Do I hear someone call him Porkins?
>
> Yes, I beleive its jet, or Jed Porkins. Why hes even been honored now
with his
> own big fat (in)action figure. I wonder if it fits in the X-Wing toy?
>
will have to be done on Porkins or the X-Wing.
Paula
Andy
"jade" <jad...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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> The assault on the first death star. There is an extremely fat rebel
> pilot, which immediately makes you think "hey good for the alliance by
> not discriminating" or "boy they really are desperate for pilots.
> pushed him right through the physical fitness test." Just before he
> blows up, Do I hear someone call him Porkins?
> Jade
Yup, it's Jek Porkins. Nickname "Piggy".
Andy