Episode 1: the Pantom menace ;) [humour]
Amy 'Amara' Pronovost
I will not condone a course of action that will lead pants to war.
I will sign no pants, governor.
I think we're going to have to accept federation pants for the time
being
Yousa pantsa gonna die?
My pants Numb!
The pants are dangerous, they all sense it why cant you?
Anakin: Will I ever see you again?
Shmi: What do your pants tell you?
Republic pants are no good to me! I need something more real!
At last we will reveal our pants to the jedi. At last we will have our
revenge.
I was not elected to watch my pants suffer and die while you discuss
this invasion in a committee!.
Our pants are dying, senator! We must do something quickly!
Get to your pants!
You speak of the prophecy to bring balance to the force... you believe
it's these pants?
Are you sure about this? Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know?
A pants disruption can mean only one thing... invasion
Begin landing your pants.
Once those pants take control of the surface, they will take control
of you!
Amy ;)
Nick Rheinwald
<370f250e...@news.norlink.net>...
>A pants disruption can mean only one thing... invasion
LOL, but I would have changed this one to...
A communications disruption can mean only one thing...pants!
--Nick
Çheetah!
> Amy 'Amara' Pronovost wrote:
>> A pants disruption can mean only one thing... invasion
> LOL, but I would have changed this one to...
> A communications disruption can mean only one thing...pants!
---
Vader: "I have felt a disturbance in my pants, the last time I felt such
a disturbance - was in the presence of my old master..."
Tarkin: "Obi-wan Kenobi?!? His pants must be LONG dead by now.."
Vader: "Never under-estimate the disturbance of the pants..."
Tarkin: "Surely, his pants are powerless to stop us, after all this
time.."
Vader: "Catching us with our pants down is not what he's after.. I must
confront him & disturb his pants.."
Tarkin: "Just see to it Vader, I've got a lot riding with these pants,
if things should go wrong...."
Vader: "As you wish, candypants, I'll see to it ..personally.."
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Çheetah!
>
> am...@flyingarmadillo.com (Amy 'Amara' Pronovost) stood up and told the
> Ewoks the story about:
> >:) Yes, I'm still here. ;)
> >
> >I will not condone a course of action that will lead pants to war.
> >
> >I will sign no pants, governor.
> >
> >I think we're going to have to accept federation pants for the time
> >being
> >
> >Yousa pantsa gonna die?
> >
> >My pants Numb!
> >
> >The pants are dangerous, they all sense it why cant you?
>
>
> Oh my. Nice to see the old pants still work :)
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"Don't worry, these pants will hold together.." ("D'ya hear me? Hold
together...")
-----
Leia: "Your not going INTO the asteroid field?!? You *are* crazy!"
Han: "Yea, well they'd be crazy to follow us.. Hang on to my pants,
your highness.."
Leia: "Look out! Whoaaaa..." (Suddenly, Han's belt breaks under Leia's
grip, causing her to follow the waistband on it's way down to the deck)
Han: "Well, sweetheart - you said you wanted to be around the next time
I'd been caught with my pants down... this might just be it.."
Leia: "I'll put them back!" (distressed look)
C3PO: "Sir, the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field with
your pants down are approximately 3280 to 1!"
Han: "Never tell me the odds!"
Chewie: "RRRRrrraaarrrghgghhh, Arrrooooo?"
Han: "Chewie, find me a spot near one of the larger asteroids!"
Leia: "you're not actually going to move *closer* to it?!?"
Han: "You got a better idea? I'm flying by the seat of my pants as it
is!"
--
Simon H. Lee
Ewoks the story about:
>:) Yes, I'm still here. ;)
>
>I will not condone a course of action that will lead pants to war.
>
>I will sign no pants, governor.
>
>I think we're going to have to accept federation pants for the time
>being
>
>Yousa pantsa gonna die?
>
>My pants Numb!
>
>The pants are dangerous, they all sense it why cant you?
[snip]
Oh my. Nice to see the old pants still work :)
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> :) Yes, I'm still here. ;)
>
> I will not condone a course of action that will lead pants to war.
>
> I will sign no pants, governor.
>
> I think we're going to have to accept federation pants for the time
> being
>
> Yousa pantsa gonna die?
>
> My pants Numb!
>
> The pants are dangerous, they all sense it why cant you?
>
> Anakin: Will I ever see you again?
> Shmi: What do your pants tell you?
>
> Republic pants are no good to me! I need something more real!
>
> At last we will reveal our pants to the jedi. At last we will have our
> revenge.
>
> I was not elected to watch my pants suffer and die while you discuss
> this invasion in a committee!.
>
> Our pants are dying, senator! We must do something quickly!
>
> Get to your pants!
>
> You speak of the prophecy to bring balance to the force... you believe
> it's these pants?
>
> Are you sure about this? Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know?
>
> A pants disruption can mean only one thing... invasion
>
> Begin landing your pants.
>
> Once those pants take control of the surface, they will take control
> of you!
There is something else behind these pants, your highness. They will
kill you if you stay.
Wipe their pants...all of them!
Pants lead to anger, anger leads to hate...
This is a pair of pants I do not think that we can win.
The pants toll is catastrophic!
He can see pants before they happen.
They'll never get me into one of those dreadful pants.
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j-p
I sense much fear in your pants.
Are you sure about this? Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know?
I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss
these pants in a committee!
I cannot fight a war for you. I can only pants you.
-jason
Çheetah!
Vader: "You are unwise to lower your pants.."
---
"Luke, in those pants, will you be able to pull-out in time?"
---
Leia: "Grand Moff Tarkin.. I should have expected to find you groping
Vader's pants.. I recognized your foul lust the second I was brought
on board.."
Tarkin: "Charming to the last, you don't know how difficult it was for
me to sign the orders to extricate you from your pants..."
Leia: "Only you could be so bold to de-pants a member of the Imperial
Senate, when my father hears you've been into my pants, your career days
are..."
Tarkin: (interrupting) "Enough of this, Vader take the princess, and her
pants down to the detention level & pry the stolen plans out of her, or
out of her pants.. whereever she's stashed them..."
Vader: "As you wish, she will let me into her pants, or she will die!"
Leia: "The more you tighten your grip on my pants, the easier it will be
to slip out of your fingers..."
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-Amy 'Amara' Pronovost wrote:
-
-> :) Yes, I'm still here. ;)
->
-> I will not condone a course of action that will lead pants to war.
->
-> I will sign no pants, governor.
->
-> I think we're going to have to accept federation pants for the time
-> being
->
-> Yousa pantsa gonna die?
->
-> My pants Numb!
->
-> The pants are dangerous, they all sense it why cant you?
->
-> Anakin: Will I ever see you again?
-> Shmi: What do your pants tell you?
ROTFL!!!
-> Republic pants are no good to me! I need something more real!
->
-> At last we will reveal our pants to the jedi. At last we will have our
-> revenge.
LOL!
-> I was not elected to watch my pants suffer and die while you discuss
-> this invasion in a committee!.
->
-> Our pants are dying, senator! We must do something quickly!
->
-> Get to your pants!
Definitely a good one. #;-}>
-> You speak of the prophecy to bring balance to the force... you believe
-> it's these pants?
->
-> Are you sure about this? Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know?
ROTFLMAO!!! This has got to be the best one...
-> A pants disruption can mean only one thing... invasion
->
-> Begin landing your pants.
->
-> Once those pants take control of the surface, they will take control
-> of you!
-
-There is something else behind these pants, your highness. They will
-kill you if you stay.
-
-Wipe their pants...all of them!
-
-Pants lead to anger, anger leads to hate...
-
-This is a pair of pants I do not think that we can win.
-
-The pants toll is catastrophic!
-
-He can see pants before they happen.
-
-They'll never get me into one of those dreadful pants.
... pairs of pants, I think you meant. #;-}>
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Amy 'Amara' Pronovost
I was kinda tired when I posted this :)
Amy
On Thu, 1 Apr 1999 23:35:20 -0500, "Nick Rheinwald"
<toast...@hotmail.com> was chased around by rabid Ewoks for posting
this drivel!
>Amy 'Amara' Pronovost wrote in message
><370f250e...@news.norlink.net>...
>>A pants disruption can mean only one thing... invasion
>
>LOL, but I would have changed this one to...
>
>A communications disruption can mean only one thing...pants!
>
>--Nick
>
Nick Rheinwald
Hokey religions and ancient pants are no match for a good blaster at your
side, kid.
He has his father's pants. --That's what I'm afraid of.
I cannot teach him. He has no pants!
Boba Fett's pants? Where?
OK, that's about enough.
--Nick
j-p wrote in message <370477...@mindspring.com>...
>Anakin! Tell them to take off their pants!!!
>
>I sense much fear in your pants.
>
>Are you sure about this? Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know?
>
>I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss
>these pants in a committee!
>
>I cannot fight a war for you. I can only pants you.
>
>
>
>-jason
karyl bleddyn
***
VADER: What is thy bidding, my master?
EMPEROR: Send your pants to the far side of Endor. They have a great
drycleaner's there.
***
BIB FORTUNA: [subtitled] But he said he must see your pants!
JABBA: [subtitled]: You weak-minded fool! Hutts don't wear pants!
***
SCENE 58: HAN, LUKE and CHEWIE are investigating the scene of a speeder crash.
LUKE: I think I found something. [Holds up a pair of pants]
HAN: Those look like Leia's pants!
LUKE: I'm sure she's all right.
***
THREEPIO [in the Ewok conference]: Wonderful! We are now part of their pants!
HAN: Great. Just what I always wanted.
[Big celebration; Luke wanders off. Leia follows him]
LUKE: Leia, do you remember your pants? Your real pants?
LEIA: They were beautiful, but sad.
LUKE: I don't remember my pants.
***
EMPEROR to LUKE: I am not wearing my pants. Strike me down. With every
passing moment you become more my servant.
***
LUKE: Your overconfidence is your weakness.
EMPEROR: Your faith in your pants is yours!
***
VADER: You cannot hide your pants forever, Luke.
LUKE: I will not fight you!
VADER: Give yourself to the dark side. It is the only way you can save
your pants.
***
VADER: Luke... help me take these pants off.
LUKE: But you'll die!
VADER: Nothing can stop that now.
***
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Çheetah!
> Return of the Jedi's Pants, highly abridged:
> ***
> VADER: What is thy bidding, my master?
> EMPEROR: Send your pants to the far side of Endor. They have a great
> drycleaner's there.
Vader: "What about my son?"
Emporer: "Be patient, old friend.. In time, he will come to you, to try
and fill your pants.."
Vader: "He, will come to ..me?"
Emporer: "I have forseen it.. Skywalker will steal your pants, then YOU
will bring him to me.."
> ***
> BIB FORTUNA: [subtitled] But he said he must see your pants!
> JABBA: [subtitled]: You weak-minded fool! Hutts don't wear pants!
Luke: "Jabba, this is your last chance.. return my pants, or die..."
Jabba: "Hoo hoo hoo... Guards, put him in the bikini..."
> ***
> SCENE 58: HAN, LUKE and CHEWIE are investigating the scene of a speeder crash.
> LUKE: I think I found something. [Holds up a pair of pants]
> HAN: Those look like Leia's pants!
> LUKE: I'm sure she's all right.
Han: "Luke!"
Luke: "Did Leia make it back?"
Han: "I thought she was with you, in your pants..."
Luke: "We got separated.."
Han: "We better go find her.. Lieutenant! Take the rest of the team &
meet us at the rendezvous at 0500, and make sure you all have your
pants.."
> ***
> THREEPIO [in the Ewok conference]: Wonderful! We are now part of their pants!
> HAN: Great. Just what I always wanted.
> [Big celebration; Luke wanders off. Leia follows him]
> LUKE: Leia, do you remember your pants? Your real pants?
> LEIA: They were beautiful, but sad.
> LUKE: I don't remember my pants.
Leia: "What's wrong, Luke?"
Luke: "I've got to face Vader, he knows I'm here - that's why my
presence is jeapordizing the mission.."
Leia: "Then go away! We can handle these pants ourselves.."
Luke: "I can't.. He's my father.."
Leia: "Your father?!?"
Luke: "That's why I have to face him, I can save his pants, I can feel
the good in them.."
Leia: "Please Luke, just go away, far away.."
Luke: "But I can save them.. You see, the pants are STRONG in my
family, My father wears them, I wear them, and my ..sister.. wears
them.."
Leia: "I know.. somehow, I've always known.. your pants fit me like a
glove.."
> ***
> EMPEROR to LUKE: I am not wearing my pants. Strike me down. With every
> passing moment you become more my servant.
Emporer to Luke: "So, at the very end you realize just how weak your
puny Jedi inseams are, young pup, now, prepare to be completely pantsed"
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Jay Z40359
For a moment there I *thought* you wrote "What does the thing under your pants
tell you?"
"Driving Some Of The Hottest cars New York has ever Seen.
Dropping some of the hottest Verses Rap has ever heard."
Çheetah!
>> Anakin: Will I ever see you again?
>> Shmi: What do your pants tell you?
> For a moment there I *thought* you wrote "What does the thing under your pants
> tell you?"
Vader: "I've felt a disturbance in my pants.. A disturbance I've not
felt since I was in the presence of my old Master.."
karyl bleddyn
<Çheetah!@alt.crossover> wrote:
> karyl bleddyn wrote:
>
> > Return of the Jedi's Pants, highly abridged:
> > ***
>
> > VADER: What is thy bidding, my master?
>
> > EMPEROR: Send your pants to the far side of Endor. They have a great
> > drycleaner's there.
>
> Vader: "What about my son?"
>
> Emporer: "Be patient, old friend.. In time, he will come to you, to try
> and fill your pants.."
>
> Vader: "He, will come to ..me?"
>
> Emporer: "I have forseen it.. Skywalker will steal your pants, then YOU
> will bring him to me.."
The Pants of Bakura, Chapter 1:
[for those of you who haven't read this yet, it begins the day after the
destruction of the Death Star II and the deaths of Vader and the Emperor,
when a drone messenger ship from an Outer Rim world called Bakura comes
begging for help from the Empire. Wedge Antilles accidentally arms the
drone's self destruct sequence and dives out of his X-wing to keep a pair
of crystals from touching, thereby blowing the ship to smithereens. Luke,
returning from Endor to the Rebel fleet, is told the following]:
OFFICER: Commander Skywalker, they're scrambling your relief pilot.
Captain Antilles went out to investigate a drone from a dry cleaners on
Bakura from the elegance days. They have a bill for one D. Vader for the
drycleaning of about 200 pairs of pants. If the bill isn't paid, the ship
will self-destruct, and Wedge will lose his pants.
LUKE: (thinking to himself that he needs to pay his father's debts):
Cancel the relief pilot!
Çheetah!
Nifty idea... I'll have to give it a little thought though, before I
start adding to that one..
The Phoenix
: I cannot fight a war for you. I can only [de]pants you.
^^
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