Star Wars Pants
Davin Felth
Jen Habley wrote:
>
> Hey all, got this in one of my mailing groups, thought some of you might
> like it. :)
> -------
ROTFLMAO!!! Or should that be ROTFLMP(ants)O? Those were great, Jen.
These were my favorites of the bunch:
> Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
> "Pants" for key words:
>
> - - Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
Han with his pants down, now that I'd like to see....
> - - TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
Good question!
> - - Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
Only if they're on your side of the door! ;)
> - - Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
Jeez, I've known a few guys like that...
> - - That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
Known a few guys like that too!
> - - A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the
> presence of my old master.
Vader was probably right on this one.
> - - Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the
> first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
Maybe not, but I'm sure he'd find it amusing at first.
> - - I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
That would make it difficult to concentrate, even for a Jedi
Master.
> - - You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
Uh, I'm not even gonna go there....! :)
Hmmm...I think I could come up with some new ones...
1) May the Pants be with you.
2) Luke to Palpatine: Your overconfidence is your weakness.
Palpatine to Luke: Your faith in your pants is yours!
3) Vader to Luke: Only your pants can destroy me!
4) Owen to Luke: You can waste time with your pants when your chores are
done.
5) Rebel to Han on Hoth: Your pants'll freeze before you reach the first
marker!
6) Luke to Vader: Your pants betray you, Father. I feel the good in you.
7) Luke to Vader: Search your feelings, Father, let go of your pants!
8) Leia to Lando: You certainly have a way with pants.
9) Yoda to Luke: Judge me by my pants, do you?
10) Yoda to Luke: Adventure, hah! Pants, hah! A Jedi craves not these
things.
Anyone wanna come up with s'more of these?
Trooper Davin Felth
Friend to the Alliance and Stockholder in Fruit-of-the-Loom
("Look, sir....pants!")
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Jen Habley
Hey all, got this in one of my mailing groups, thought some of you might
like it. :)
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Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
"Pants" for key words:
- - We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or
down.
- - The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it
counts.
- - I find your lack of pants disturbing.
- - These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest
we
use it.
- - Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
- - General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
- - I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
- - TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
- - Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
- - You are unwise to lower your pants.
- - She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down
to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
- - Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought
on
board.
- - You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark.
- - Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
- - Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
- - That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
- - A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the
presence of my old master.
- - Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot pants more heavily
guarded than this.
- - Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
- - Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.
Especially one. . . Your sister!
- - Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the
first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
- - Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
- - Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control
of
my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
- - I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
- - You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
- - Yesssss. The hate is swelling in your pants.
~Jen
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I need the some distraction, oh, beautiful release.
Memories seep trough my veins.
Let me be empty, weightless and maybe,
I'll find some peace tonight.
In the arms of the Angel, fly away from here.
You're in the arms of the Angel.
May you find some comfort here.
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Kim Le
Jen Habley wrote:
>
> Hey all, got this in one of my mailing groups, thought some of you might
> like it. :)
> -------
> Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
> "Pants" for key words:
<snipped it all, but I urge you all to seek out the original post>
I'm still LOL! This is hilarious!
Kim Le
-- Feel the pants, Luke.
Jen Habley
Heya all! I'm glad you liked that list! I am saving all of your
additions and I am gonna post the whole mess of them up on my
webpage....
As for the original author, I have no idea....I got the list from my
star wars email discussion group, and it was too good to just leave it
there....
:)
I find your lack of pants disturbing!
-Jen
Jen Habley
sharon white
>
>7) Luke to Vader: Search your feelings, Father, let go of your pants!
>
Davin!!!! You bad stormie! :) God, what a shock it would have been
if they had added *that* into the SE.
>
>9) Yoda to Luke: Judge me by my pants, do you?
>
See, then how was Luke supposed to take him seriously? Yoda didn't
have any pants!
>10) Yoda to Luke: Adventure, hah! Pants, hah! A Jedi craves not these
>things.
>
You crave 'em if you're a Jedi living on Tatooine. Luke would be
burning his butt every time he tried to sit down. Hehehhe...or picture Old
"Hermit" Ben wandering around the desert with no pants on.
Lily
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Ted 3000
Jen Habley reposted a pants oriented thing. I lauged, I cried, I:
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Hey all, got this in one of my mailing groups, thought some of you might
like it. :)
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Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
"Pants" for key words:
- - We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or
down.
guarded than this.
~Jen
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LOL!!! Crap, tears are welling in my eyes, that post was CLASSIC! (You
writing this down, Trory?)
Who is the original author?
My 2 cents:
"Look, sir. Pants!"
"Hey! We don't serve thier kind. You pants! You'll have to leave them outside!"
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Simon H. Lee
>>Who is the original author?
>
>(although credit goes to Jen for just posting it).
Well, one of my friends had that idea at least a couple of years
ago... but of course I didn't want to point it out too much since it was
kinda... depraved. But Stihl... (We also made a .wav file that said this:
"So be it... Jedi shit.")<--which is also readily e-mailable if anyone
wants it.
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Why, you slimey, double-crossing, no-good swindler! You've got a lot
of guts coming here, Ted 3000, after what you pulled!
>
>Jen Habley reposted a pants oriented thing. I lauged, I cried, I:
I shit my pants!! :D
>snip----snip----snip----snip----snip----snip----snip----snip----snip----
>
>Hey all, got this in one of my mailing groups, thought some of you might
>like it. :)
>-------
>Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
>"Pants" for key words:
[More list snipage]
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>
>
>LOL!!! Crap, tears are welling in my eyes, that post was CLASSIC! (You
>writing this down, Trory?)
ROTFL... ah.... LOL!!
Yeah, I'm writing it down! First chance I get, it's up on the threads
page.
>Who is the original author?
Yeah, I'd like to know so I can give credit to whoever it was
(although credit goes to Jen for just posting it).
>My 2 cents:
>
>"Look, sir. Pants!"
>
>"Hey! We don't serve thier kind. You pants! You'll have to leave them outside!"
"Hey, Luke..... may your pants be with you." (too obvious!!!)
Actually, a lot of these might go well with the sexually titled lines.
Lets see:
"Curse my metal pants, I wasn't fast enough!"
"Look at the size of those pants!"
"Put those pants away before you get us all killed!"
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull your pants
off in time?"
"And I thought these pants smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
(LOL! That one's pretty funny!)
"There's an awful lot of moisture in these pants."
"Size matters not. Judge me by the size of my pants, do you?"
"Hey! Point those pants someplace else!"
"I need more pants."
"I think you'll fit in these pants nicely."
"Move closer! Get along side those pants!"
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Lomerana
Jen Habley wrote:
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> Hey all, got this in one of my mailing groups, thought some of you might
> like it. :)
> -------
> Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
> "Pants" for key words:
[scissored list]
Hillarious!
Lomerana
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Paula
Jen Habley wrote in article <5uq48e$l...@corn.cso.niu.edu>...
>
>Hey all, got this in one of my mailing groups, thought some of you might
>like it. :)
>-------
>Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
>"Pants" for key words:
>
This reminds... and I can't remember where I heard it. Add the
words "in bed" to the fortune in your fortune cookie... like "you will soon
find new romance... in bed." I think I will try it with the sentences here
and see what I can come up with. I don't think all of them will work but I
will see which ones will. (word of caution, you will never read fortune
cookies again without laughing)
>
>- - She may not look like much, kid, but she's got it where it
>counts... in bed
>
>- - I find your lack of faith disturbing... in bed.
>
>- - This weapon contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest
>we use it... in bed.
>
>- - Han will have those shields down. We've got to give him more time...
in bed.
>
>- - General Veers, prepare your troops for a surface assault... in bed.
>
>- - I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my T-16 back home... in my bed.
>
>- - TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your bed?
>
>- - You are unwise to lower your defenses... in bed.
>
> - - Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought to
your bed.
>
>- - Luke. . . Help me take this mask off... in bed.
>
>- - Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your stomach... in bed
>
>- - A tremor in the force. The last time I felt this was in the
>presence of my old master... in bed.
>
>- - Maybe you'd like it back in your bed, your highness.
>
>- - Your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.
>Especially one. . . Your sister... in bed (eeewwww)!
>
>- - Yeah, well short help is better than no help at all... in bed, Chewie.
>
>- - I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience... in bed.
>
>- - You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought... in bed.
>
>- - Yesssss. I feel your hatred swelling... in bed.
>
Well, some of them worked better than others. I'm not going to check
the script for more, but if you think of any, let me know.
Paula
Simon H. Lee
In article <5url5v$q...@news.onramp.net>, "Paula" <pa...@onramp.net> wrote:
>
>
>
>Jen Habley wrote in article <5uq48e$l...@corn.cso.niu.edu>...
>
>>
>>Hey all, got this in one of my mailing groups, thought some of you might
>>like it. :)
>>-------
>>Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
>>"Pants" for key words:
>>
> This reminds... and I can't remember where I heard it. Add the
>words "in bed" to the fortune in your fortune cookie... like "you will
Oh, heck, add "in bed" to all of Yoda's directions.
Cindy Kibbe
I'm afraid our furry companion, pe...@myself.com, has gone
and posted something rather rash:
>Hey all, got this in one of my mailing groups, thought some of you might
>like it. :)
>-------
>Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
>"Pants" for key words:
>
Ohymygod! That is hysterical! Kudos to you, Jen, and the author.
How about:
"That armor's too strong for blasters! Rogue Group, use your pants, it may be
our only chance of stopping them!"
[In the Ewok net] "Han, can you reach my pants?" "Sure."
[Yoda to Luke at the Darkside cave] "Your pants. You will not need them."
[Lando to Vader, carbonite processor] "We only use these pants for carbon
freezing. If you put him in there, it might kill him."
[ESB, Leia to Han] "I love your pants." "I know."
The possiblities are endless...
BTW, Jen---NIU! DeKalb Corn rocks!Go Huskies! I went to school there for
awhile. Gilbert Hall. Got attacked by the geese at the little pond on the way
to the Nursing Bld. Ah, the good ol' days.
Cindy K. ;-)
"They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally, they became heroes."
---Leia Organa of Alderaan, Senator (Star Wars, the novel)
s1620
In article <5uq48e$l...@corn.cso.niu.edu>, pe...@myself.com says...
>
>Hey all, got this in one of my mailing groups, thought some of you
might
>like it. :)
<snip hilarious list>
>
>~Jen
>
LOL! That was great!
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sharon white
In article <5us33q$n...@examiner.concentric.net>,
wki...@concentric.net (Cindy Kibbe) wrote:
>I'm afraid our furry companion, pe...@myself.com, has gone
>and posted something rather rash:
>>Hey all, got this in one of my mailing groups, thought some of you might
>>like it. :)
>>-------
>>Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
>>"Pants" for key words:
>>
>
>Ohymygod! That is hysterical! Kudos to you, Jen, and the author.
>How about:
>
>"That armor's too strong for blasters! Rogue Group, use your pants, it may
be
>our only chance of stopping them!"
>
>[In the Ewok net] "Han, can you reach my pants?" "Sure."
>
>[Yoda to Luke at the Darkside cave] "Your pants. You will not need them."
>
>[Lando to Vader, carbonite processor] "We only use these pants for carbon
>freezing. If you put him in there, it might kill him."
>
>[ESB, Leia to Han] "I love your pants." "I know."
>
>The possiblities are endless...
>
How about "Lock onto the strongest power source. It should be their
pants."
Lily
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Obee Juan
On Sat, 06 Sep 1997 17:14:24 GMT, the skies darkened, thunder struck, and
the words of Cindy Kibbe echoed in our minds:
^>Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
^>"Pants" for key words:
^Ohymygod! That is hysterical! Kudos to you, Jen, and the author.
I don't think I saw these...
"May the pants be with you".
"That's no moon. That's a pair of pants." (This can be loosely interpreted
in more than one way ;)
"He doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You just better watch your
pants."
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May da Foice be wid ya... BUB!
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Cindy Kibbe
I'm afraid our furry companion, fakea...@nowhere.net (s1620), has gone
>might
>>like it. :)
>>
>>~Jen
>>
>
>LOL! That was great!
I rarely post twice in one day, but I just kept thinking of things:
ANH:
"Pants. Now, I haven't worn those in a long time. A long time."
"But I was going in to Toche station to pick up some pants!"
"Luke, in those pants, will you be able to pull out in time?!"
"Look at the size of those pants!"
"Boy, you said it, Chewie. Where did you dig up those old pants?"
"Luke better get those pants up by midday or there'll be hell to pay."
"Pants can have a strong influence on the weak minded."
"How long have you had those pants?" "3 or 4 seasons, I guess." "They're for
sale if you want them."
"Look, sir...pants!" (Sorry, Davin)
ESB:
"Pants don't concern me. I want that ship."
"Pants...we don't need their kind of scum."
"Two pants against a Star Destroyer?"
ROTJ:
"I present a gift to you. These two pants."
"Your feelings are strong, especially for...pantssss!"
"Shhh. You have hibernation sickness. Your pants will return to you in time."
mdb
I'm not gonna get violent, wki...@concentric.net (Cindy Kibbe).
I'm not gonna hit ya. I'm not gonna hit ya.
Aw, the hell I'm not:
Pants are what give a Jedi his power.
>"They were in the wrong pants at the wrong time. Naturally, they became heroes."
>---Leia Organa of Alderaan, Senator (Star Wars, the novel)
mdb - not dead, but dreaming...
You know, I'm out here screaming at the top of my lungs
and I don't even know why. Whooo!
schi...@ihug.co.nz
In article <5uq48e$l...@corn.cso.niu.edu>,
pe...@myself.com wrote:
>
>
> Hey all, got this in one of my mailing groups, thought some of you might
> like it. :)
> Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
snip
> - - Yesssss. The hate is swelling in your pants.
Tee hee :)
Rotj: "It's you choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my pants"
That's all I could come up with without resorting to the script (I'm
dense like that).
--CCS
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HAN: Everything's under control, situation normal.
OFFICER: What happened?
HAN: Uh... we had a slight, uh, pants malfunction, but everything's
fine.... we're all fine here now.... thank you. How are you?
OFFICER: We're sending some pants up.
HAN: Uh, negative, negative. We have a large pair of pants. Uh, give
us a few minutes to put them on.... large pants, very dangerous!!
OFFICER: Who is this? What are the colour of your pants?
HAN: Uh.... <blast> boring pair of pants anyway!
[Sorry, I can't stop!! :) ]
James Trory
<Cantina urinals>
[Picture the scene: Luke and Ben line up as nature calls (Artoo and
Threepio stand outside - they're not allowed in). Suddenly, five
stormtroopers pile up either side of them, trying to get out of their
uniforms for a bit of relief. The trooper with the orange pad spots
Luke and looks down]
TROOPER: How long have you had those pants?
LUKE: About 2-4 seasons.
[Ben overhears]
BEN: They're for sale if you want them.
TROOPER: Let me see your pants.
BEN: You don't need to see his pants.
[The trooper looks to his pals]
TROOPER: We don't need to see his pants.
BEN: These aren't the pants your looking for.
TROOPER: These aren't the pants we're looking for.
BEN: He can go about his business.
TROOPER: You can go about your business.
[Luke relaxes]
BEN: Move along.
TROOPER: Move along!
[Luke isn't finished, but he's a good boy and does as he is told. He
quickly zips up his fly and he and Ben slide out of the door quietly]
Cindy Kibbe
I'm afraid our furry companion, pleasedontsp...@mindspring.com, has gone
>I'm not gonna hit ya. I'm not gonna hit ya.
>Aw, the hell I'm not:
>
>Pants are what give a Jedi his power.
>
>>"They were in the wrong pants at the wrong time. Naturally, they became
> heroes."
>>---Leia Organa of Alderaan, Senator (Star Wars, the novel)
>
>
Cindy K.
"They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally, they became heroes."
Arlene Usui
tar...@womens.slippers.com (James Trory) wrote:
><Cantina urinals>
>LUKE: About 2-4 seasons.
>[Ben overhears]
>[Luke relaxes]
>BEN: Move along.
>TROOPER: Move along!
LOL!
Just what this ng needs, bathroom humor. ;-)
-arlene
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Rakelle
I want those pants, not excuses!
It was your father's pants. He wanted you to have them when you were older.
You must feel the Force around you. Between you - me - the tree - the
rock -everywhere. Yes even between you and your pants.
I am altering the pants. Pray I do not alter them any further.
My pants are dirty. -My pants are dirty too. What are you afraid of?
Rakelle
Jedi Al
The great Jabba the Hutt hopes you will die honorably, but should any of
you wish to beg for pants, he will now listen to your pleas!
Threepio, you pants that slimy piece of worm ridden filth, he'll get no
such pleasure from us!
JEDI AL
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warriors."
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Feel the pants, Luke.
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usher
i.love...@mindspring.com (Obee Juan) came down from the mountain with two
tablets and upon them was inscribed:
>"He doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You just better watch your
>pants."
I've got the death pants in twelve systems.
I've got the death sentence in twelve pants.
I should have known you'd be holding Vader's pants.
Then I'll see you in Pants!!
I already tried it. It's sealed with pants.
Something just moved past my leg.
It's just your pants.
You won't need those pants anymore.
Biggs's right. I'll never get out of my pants.
He's got too much of his pants in him.
That's what I'm afraid of.
I've never seen so much devotion in pants before... then these are your pants.
I don't seem to recall owning any pants.
They frighten easily, but they'll soon be back, and with more pants.
Sir, if you'll not be needing me I'll pants-down for a while.
The one you're carrying around in your rusty pants!
Please don't pants me. I told him not to go.
If there's a bright center to the universe, we're in the pants that it's
farthest from.
It's sandpeople alright. There're two pants down there.
Into the pants flyboy.
You got us into this. Haven't you got any pants to get us out of this mess?
He's the pants, sister.
Threepio, hand me those pants. I'm gonna put these pants... Han, you put them
on.
Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who pantsed him?
Who, who are you?
Someone who pants you.
I pants you.
I know.
I don't trust him either, but he has my pants.
E pants!
pants....pants.....pants....
I suppose you're programmed for etiquitte and protocol.
Yes, sir. It's my primary function.
I've no need for...
Of course you don't, sir. Not in pants such as this.
Do you speak Pants?
I am fluent in over 6 million forms of pants.
My first job was programming binary pants lifters, very similar to your pants
vaporators in most respects.
Send out a distress signal and inform the Senate that all abord were pantsed.
You can pants the Emperor. He has forseen it.
I'm endangering the pants.
My father wears them, I wear them, my sister wears them.
usher
Rambling Old Cynical Jedi Engineer
ORSa, RCR, [Throng Happens]
The Stormtrooper doesn't hit his head.
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I disapprove of what you say, but I defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
Use soft words and hard arguments. - English proverb
Women without desires aren't worth desiring.
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Erin Fencil
Darth Vader and Boba Fett are in an Imperial laundromat, and Vader is
pouring what seems to be way too much bleach into the machine.
Boba Fett glares at Vader. "They're no good to me bleached."
"Put the pants in the cargo hold--I mean, in the washer."
"As you wish."
Vader puts some credits into the washing machine, and Fett anxiously
watches it shake and spit suds.
"What if the pants don't survive? They're worth a lot to me."
"The Empire will compensate you if they shrink."
Twenty minutes later, Boba Fett removes his pants from the dryer and
angrily turns to Vader, shouting, "You idiot! You told me you took the
kneepad rocket launchers OFF the pants before you washed them! They're
ruined! This is the last time I let you do the laundry!"
"What, do you think you're being treated unfairly?"
--Erin Fencil
"Atarigrrl"
Boba Fett fanfiction site:
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s1620
Here are a few I thought of
Greedo Scene:
[Greedo]- Tell that to Jabba, he may only take your pants.
Lando in Cloud City:
[Lando]- I've just made a deal that will keep the empire out of my pants
forever.
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James Trory
Dagobah system..... Dagobah.... ah..... Yoda..... Arlene Usui......
>tar...@womens.slippers.com (James Trory) wrote:
>
>><Cantina urinals>
[snip]
>LOL!
>
>Just what this ng needs, bathroom humor. ;-)
Well, I thought so too. ;)
James Trory
[What can I say? I'm on a roll!]
"There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds my pair of
pants. You can use any methods necessary, but I WANT THEM ALIVE! No
disintegrations! And no trashing my socks drawer!"
"Sir. Pants approaching. 30" waist class".
"Having trouble with your pants?"
"No. No problem. Why?"
"My pants will only be open for a short time, so you'll have to stay
close to your transports."
"I can't abide those pants. Disgusting garments."
"I sense something.... pants I've not felt since...."
"Why you slimey, double-crossing, no-good pair of pants. You've got a
lot of guts lying there, after what YOU pulled."
"I've just made a deal which will keep green coloured pants out of
here forever."
<opens wardrobe which cascades green pants>
"They arrived right before you did. I'm sorry."
Susan
(Oh no, Imperial pants troopers!)
How long have you had these pants?
Three of four seasons.
Let's see your pants.
*You don't need to see his pants.
We don't need to see his pants.
*These aren't the pants you're looking for.
These aren't the pants we're looking for.
*You can go about your business. Press on. Press on.
~~Wormie~~
"I'm having an old friend over for dinner."-Hannibal the Cannibal
This is the way of peace: overcome evil with good, falsehood with truth and hatred with love. -- Peace Pilgrim (1908-1981)
Phoenix808
Alien: He doesn't like your pants...
Luke: Sorry.
Alien: I don't like them either.
Alien: (continued) You just watch yourself, we have pants on twelve
systems!
Luke: Becareful..
Alien: You won't have any pants!!!
Obi-Wan Kenobi This little one isn't worth the effort, now let me get
you some pants.
(a bunch of commotion)
Bartender: NO PANTS! NO PANTS!
Phoenix808
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"Jr. time for bed!"
"But ma! I'm on RASSM!"
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(-o-)
Phoenix808 wrote:
>
> Alien: He doesn't like your pants...
> Luke: Sorry.
> Alien: I don't like them either.
> Alien: (continued) You just watch yourself, we have pants on twelve
> systems!
> Luke: Becareful..
> Alien: You won't have any pants!!!
> Obi-Wan Kenobi This little one isn't worth the effort, now let me get
> you some pants.
>
> (a bunch of commotion)
>
> Bartender: NO PANTS! NO PANTS!
>
> Phoenix808
>
Vader: "I find your lack of pants disturbing." (Has that been posted
already?)
Boba Fett: "He's no good to me without pants!"
Yoda: "Stay and help you, I will, find your pants!
Luke: "But I wanted to go to the Toshce station pick up some pants!"
you....@mailexcite.com
In article <341e6cdb...@news.demon.co.uk>,
tar...@womens.slippers.com wrote:
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> Dagobah system..... Dagobah.... ah..... Yoda..... Arlene Usui......
>
> >tar...@womens.slippers.com (James Trory) wrote:
> >
> >><Cantina urinals>
>
> [snip]
>
> >LOL!
Is LOL related to Lobat?
> >Just what this ng needs, bathroom humor. ;-)
> Well, I thought so too. ;)
>
> --
> James
> Sith Warrior - Veteran Sith War participant - Leader of the Heretics
> Holder of the RASSM Record for leaving the most times in a huff.
>
What is a Seth War? Have YOU seen the stormtrooper hit his head and mosh?
Bye,
Froghead
James Trory
Froghead, you're a geek.
--
James
Sith Warrior - Veteran Sith War participant - Leader of the Heretics
Holder of the RASSM Record for leaving the most times in a huff.
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The inspiring words of James Trory echo through the void of rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc, and as I listen in awe I realize that I've let my blue milk boil over...
=-> Froghead, you're a geek.
So say you... but who's Seth?
=-> James
JavaJawa
Pointless or not at all.
And NO, I did NOT say PANTLESS!!!
No pants, no service!
Sorry 'bout the mess. (Han tosses Wuher a pair of pants)