Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road
Tim Bruening
Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
To the other side to get.
Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
feel good in the chicken.
Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
Brodieman
Thats good, but must try harder. Much harder
Stefan Immel
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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> Why did the chicken cross the road?
Tarkin: This day has seen the death of Obi-Wan and it will see the crossing
of the chicken.
Chicken 1: Stay on target.
Leia: You crossed the road in that thing? You are braver then I thought.
Anyone: I have a bad feeling about crossing the road.
Stefan Immel
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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Ken Maeda
> Why did the chicken cross the road?
Obviously it was to get to the other side, but how he managed to
completely avoid getting hit by any of the rebel/stormtrooper crossfire
as he did it, I'll never figure out...
Ken
dobey the elfin extraordinaire
the chicken didn't cross the road... ewoked across it!!
>
>
> Ken
nemo
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Wahdidah
Tim Bruening wrote:
Obi-Wan: I have failed the chicken......I have failed him!(For dramatic
effect, b/c technically a chicken is a her....lol)
Han Solo: Keep it up you big Feather ball!
Princess Leia: Help the chicken Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're it's only hope.
Darth Vader: That chicken is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.
Search the ship..........I want it alive........but if not, I'll take
it braised in a delicate mushroom sauce.
Tim Bruening
Wahdidah wrote:
How does Darth Vader eat?
Tim Bruening
Stefan Immel wrote:
But shouldn't the sight of her eggs hatching have restored her will to
live?
Tim Bruening
Stefan Immel wrote:
Obi-Wan in Attack Of The Clones: The chicken will be the death of me.
Tim Bruening
Wahdidah wrote:
Palpatine: Behead the ckicken with your lightsaber!
Tim Bruening
Ken Maeda wrote:
He used the Force!
nobody
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> On Fri, 24 Jun 2005 01:29:26 -0700, Tim Bruening wrote:
>
> Thats good, but must try harder. Much harder
Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.
dobey the elfin extraordinaire
then don't tell it to the head of our Country!
nemo
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Yes sir! We will go and harvest some delicate mushrooms immediately!
nemo
soup through a straw.
nemo
nemo
Byron Creek
This chicken is now the ultimate power in the universe...I suggest we
use it.
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed, the
ability to destroy a chicken is insignificant next to the power of the
force.
Byron Creek
Byron Creek
Chris Garcia
> Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
This one should've been more like:
Vader: Where is the chicken... Did it cross the road? Is it.. alright?
Sidious: I'm afraid.. in your anger.. you ran OVER the chicken..
Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
nemo
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May the Morse be with you! - twice!
Those
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Kung Fu Master Qui Chang Dobey
Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker try to cross the road.
Who doesn't make it and why?
P
P
P
P
(Princess Leai is hit by a car and is Leiaing by the side of the road!!)
Jedi Jonny
"nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote in message
>
> "Stefan Immel" <ste...@starocotes.de> wrote in message
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> >
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> > news:42BBC466...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> > Because it lost his will to live?
> >
>
In Mos Eisley Cantina....
BARMAN : "Hey... we dont serve their kind here"
LUKE : "HUH ?"
BARMAN : "Your Chickens"
LUKE...... <thinks>........ "Any chance of a prawn salad then ??"
RUSiriusA
"Jedi Jonny" <spamremo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
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> > "Stefan Immel" <ste...@starocotes.de> wrote in message
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> > >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> > > news:42BBC466...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> > > Because it lost his will to live?
Light Chicken:
1 whole chicken, feathered, washed, and de-capitated.
1 functional light sabre.
insert light-sabre into chicken and hold for 30 seconds.
pass around and enjoy
wash down with some good 'ol Tatooine Tea.
GKD
robert casey
>>Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
>>
Tim Bruening
Are you thinking of Princess Di?
scratch
>>
>>(Princess Leai is hit by a car and is Leiaing by the side of the road!!)
>
>
> Are you thinking of Princess Di?
>
princess di? she sure did!
-scratch
Tim Bruening
Chris Garcia wrote:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Chris Garcia
>
> the chicken didn't cross the road... ewoked across it!!
Hm.. Thread winner.. Hands down.
Chris Garcia
@okepread03:
>> Are you thinking of Princess Di?
>>
>
> princess di? she sure did!
Ouch.. it hasn't been 20 years yet!
nemo
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I thought it was where Mrs. Vader did the shopping.
nemo
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>
>
> Chris Garcia wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
> > news:42BBC466...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us:
> >
> > > Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
> > > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
> >
> > This one should've been more like:
> >
> > Vader: Where is the chicken... Did it cross the road? Is it.. alright?
> >
> > Sidious: I'm afraid.. in your anger.. you ran OVER the chicken..
He runs a pub. It's called 'Inn Sidious' !
> >
> > Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>
> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>
You took yer finger off the shift key too early, didn cha?!
Chuck
>
>
> Wahdidah wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >
> > >To the other side to get.
> > >
> > >Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
> > >
> > >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
> > >
> > >feel good in the chicken.
> > >
> > >Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
> > >
> > >Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
> > >
> > effect, b/c technically a chicken is a her....lol)
> >
> > Han Solo: Keep it up you big Feather ball!
> >
> > Princess Leia: Help the chicken Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're it's only hope.
> >
> > Darth Vader: That chicken is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.
> > Search the ship..........I want it alive........but if not, I'll take
> > it braised in a delicate mushroom sauce.
>
>
Well, that would solve the bathroom question too - if he never ate!
--
Chuck
Kung Fu Master Qui Chang Dobey
what kind of tape does Darth Vader use around the house??
Masking tape!
(black preferably...)
Jedi Jonny
I suppose his favourite book is ...... Darth of a Salesman
Kung Fu Master Qui Chang Dobey
good one!
nemo
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>
What does Mel Brooks have between his bandy legs?
Balls Space!
Nemo
Not for nothing the Numbo One Punster!
For £3 - 18s - 11½d actually!
That's including V.A.T. - Vear And Tear!
nemo
Tim Bruening
Qui-Gon: Train the chicken well. It will bring balance to the Force.
Tim Bruening
Jedi Jonny wrote:
Darth Maul's favorite play: Phantom Menace of the Opera.
Tim Bruening
Chris Garcia wrote:
Or even 10!
Kung Fu Master Qui Chang Dobey
How did Princess Di?
What is this... a crash test??
Jedi Jonny
Vader to Leia "You are part of a Chicken McNugget and a traitor... Take her
away"
Kung Fu Master Qui Chang Dobey
So I guess that wasn't a Happy Meal??
nemo
Certainly no Derth of Vaders on here!
nemo
Were they dining at Pizza the Hutt?
Jedi Jonny
"nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote in message
They were... thats why Vader called her a traitor for joining the Chicken
McNugget group across the road
nemo
Lefty Skywalker
Wrong movie... but I heard there was going to be a prequel to that one, too.
--
Daniel O. Miller
"The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the
fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true
science. Whosoever does not know it and can no longer marvel, is as good
as dead, and his eyes are dimmed." - Albert Einstein
WWYD? (-o-) <*>
(hotmail addy is a red herring; I'm darth dot lefty at gee em ay eye el)
nemo
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it, like the classic "Space Balls 2 - The Search for More Money"!!!
That's why many critics don't like Mel Brooks. He takes the mickey out of
their bread and butter!
Tim Bruening
Jedi Jonny wrote:
Darth Maul's favorite play: Phantom Menace of the Opera.
Tim Bruening
Qui-Gon: Train the chicken well. It will bring balance to the Force.
Jedi Jonny
Computer: The Death Star has cleared the chicken
Han Solo: You're all feathers kid, now lets eat this thing and go home
Leia: That was worth even more than chicken
> > > > Darth Vader: That chicken is part of the rebel alliance and a
traitor.
> > > > > > Search the ship..........I want it alive........but if not,
I'll take
> > > > > > it braised in a delicate mushroom sauce.
> > > > >
> > > > > How does Darth Vader eat?
> > > > Well, that would solve the bathroom question too - if he never ate!
> > > what kind of tape does Darth Vader use around the house??
> > > Masking tape! (black preferably...)
> >
> > I suppose his favourite book is ...... Darth of a Salesman
>
> Darth Maul's favorite play: Phantom Menace of the Opera.
Darth Maul's Favourite comic character: Dennis the Phantom Menace
Darth Maul's Favourite Facial Expression: The Phantom Grimace
Gavo Fett
and your journey to the other side will be complete!
Threepio: I suggest a new strategy Artoo, let the chicken cross.
Han Solo: Well, I don't think the imperials had chickens in mind when
they designed this road.
Bib Fortuna: (repeating) He must be allowed to cross
Emperor Palpatine: I told you to remain on the other side!
Queen Amidala : I will not condone a course of action that will lead us
across the road.
Mace Windu : You refer to the prophecy of The One, who will cross the
road. You believe it's this chicken?
Qui-Gon Jinn : I can only protect you, I cannot cross a road for you.
Padme : Are you allowed to cross? I thought that was forbidden for a
chicken.
Count Dooku : It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our
knowledge of the road... but by our skills in crossing it.
Jango Fett : It's just a simple chicken, trying to make its way in the
universe.
Darth Sidious: Every single chicken, including your friend Colonel
Sanders, is now an enemy of the Republic.
Tim Bruening
Gavo Fett wrote:
Darth Vader to Obi Won Kenobi: You turned the chicken against
me!!!!!!!!!!!!! Prepare to die in this volcano!!!!!!!
C Smith
you all are sick...you have an incurable sickness that is just wrong..
qui gon....train the chicken well...he'll bring balance to the fryer
Rabid Hoojib
=)
Rabid Hoojib
> Leia: "You came in that chicken?!? You're braver than I thought!"
Yoda: "Stew or Stew Not, there is no Fry...."
Rabid Hoojib
Wedge: "Luke - at that speed will you be able to pull out of that
pullet in time?"
Rabid Hoojib
Leia: "Into the chicken, flyboy!"
Rabid Hoojib
Leia: "I love chicken..."
Han: "I know..."
Rabid Hoojib
Han: "You've never heard of the Millenium Chicken? She's the chicken
that made the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs..."
Rabid Hoojib
>>>>>> Leia: "You came in that chicken?!? You're braver than I thought!"
>
>>>>> Yoda: "Stew or Stew Not, there is no Fry...."
>
>>>> Wedge: "Luke - at that speed will you be able to pull out of that
>>>> pullet in time?"
>
>>> Leia: "Into the chicken, flyboy!"
>
>> Leia: "I love chicken..."
>> Han: "I know..."
>
> Han: "You've never heard of the Millenium Chicken? She's the chicken
> that made the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs..."
C3PO: "Chickens & Ewoks & Hoojibs, oh my!"
C Smith
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Leia - "Why you...stuck up, half witted, scruffy lookin, chicken hearder"
Rabid Hoojib
===========
> Leia - "Why you...stuck up, half witted, scruffy lookin, chicken hearder"
Vader: "You have consumed your chicken, now release your gas!"
Rabid Hoojib
Leia: "I like `nice' chickens..."
Han: "I `am' a nice chicken..."
--
C3PO: "Sir! Sir! ..the odds of navigating through the colon of a giant
space-chicken are 3260 to 1..."
Han: Never tell me the odds!
--
(In the anterior quad turbolaser well)
Luke: "Yeehaw! I got that chicken!"
(In the exterior quad turbolaser well)
Han: "Great, Kid! ..now don't get `cocky'!!"
--
=)
C Smith
after that last one, i just don't think i can go on
Tim Bruening
C Smith wrote:
Papatine: It appears that in your anger, you killed the chicken!
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tim Bruening
Rabid Hoojib wrote:
Or parpecks?
How long is a parsec in relation to a normal second?
Rabid Hoojib
> Rabid Hoojib wrote:
>> Han: "You've never heard of the Millenium Chicken? She's the chicken
>> that made the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs..."
> Or parpecks?
> How long is a parsec in relation to a normal second?
About 12 parpecks.. =)
Han: "Look Jabba, I didn't dump those chickens because I didn't like
their smell!"
--Rabid Hoojib!
4 types of MINI-SKIRTS: "Mini", "Micro", "Don't bend over!", & "You
need a shave!"..
Anybody
This cartoon doesn't answer "why" the chicken crossed the road, but it
does tell us what the chicken was thinking afterwards ...
http://img303.imageshack.us/img303/9787/20060725vj7.gif
:-)
Rabid Hoojib
Heh..
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: His dick was stuck in the ass of the chicken!
Q: Why did the pervert slide cross the road?
A: He slipped in the Crisco while fisting the chicken!
=)
Tim Bruening
Rabid Hoojib wrote:
Or parpecks?
Tim Bruening
Rabid Hoojib wrote:
Or parpecks?
Your Name
Shouldn't that be "the Kentucky Run in less than 12 spices". ;-)
> How long is a parsec in relation to a normal second?
They're very distant cousins. ;-)