ED CONRAD GONE TO MEET HIS MAKER

[Preston Duquene]

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During the Funeral Mass for Ed Conrad, Father Sarducci
revealed the approximate size of Ed Conrad's testacles.
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http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
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In memory of Ed Conrad, who died during a freak
accident outside the Smithsonian Institution, Google
announced that it will begin honoring his memory with
a series of articles in which his very best posts will be
re-posted.
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Ed, as every schoolboy knows, was accidentally
asphyxiated while entertaining folks waiting
for the doors of the Smithsonian to open one
morning earlier this week.
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This neat photo shows Ed just before he was
walking away arm-in-arm -- undoubtedly toward
Heaven -- with The Grim Reaper.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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Ed's contributions to mankind were many --
especially uncovering major conspiracies --
and we'll have a long list for you to enjoy right
after you learn how to get your Guardian
Angel's name.
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https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/alt.fan.elite/rXvMoGyLaXg/OxYLjatlU4YJ
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Here is a brief list of the major conspiracies
that Ed Conrad solved in his brief lifetime.
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911 ALL OVER AGAIN
https://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=en&fromgroups#!topic/alt.military.retired/iToqf9Dqb5U
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NOW WE KNOW WHO KILLED JFK
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5770984395481454022&q=jfk+as#
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
http://www.edconrad.com
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MOONED OVER MIAMI
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread/f26c0c6de5c908bd
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JESUS MARRIED WITH KIDS
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread/f11131bfebc6e6ed
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.org
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CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY
https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups#!topic/sci.med.radiology/jr2ei0nyACI
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SOME DOGS "CAN" SPEAK ENGLISH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
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This is the very last FBI file photo of Ed.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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Larger photos can be seen on your Post Office wall.

[David]

I do not have butt disorder.


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