New to Me: Relativistic Star Ship Calculator

[James Nicoll]

Tired of slaving over a hot slide rule or dragooning an army
of young ladies to carry out your starship calculation? Have this handy
calculator:

http://home.att.net/~srschmitt/script_starship.html
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[Michael Ash]

James Nicoll <jdni...@panix.com> wrote:
> Tired of slaving over a hot slide rule or dragooning an army
> of young ladies to carry out your starship calculation? Have this handy
> calculator:
>
> http://home.att.net/~srschmitt/script_starship.html

And just how am I supposed to *use* this, genius? The lightspeed delay is
going to have me waiting years for the answers, not to mention that TCP/IP
really doesn't work at all with such delays. I'll stick with my army of
young ladies, thankyouverymuch.

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[Erik Max Francis]

Michael Ash wrote:

> James Nicoll <jdni...@panix.com> wrote:
>> Tired of slaving over a hot slide rule or dragooning an army
>> of young ladies to carry out your starship calculation? Have this handy
>> calculator:
>>
>> http://home.att.net/~srschmitt/script_starship.html
>
> And just how am I supposed to *use* this, genius? The lightspeed delay is
> going to have me waiting years for the answers, not to mention that TCP/IP
> really doesn't work at all with such delays. I'll stick with my army of
> young ladies, thankyouverymuch.

The original calculators! Whoo hoo!

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[Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy]

Michael Ash <mi...@mikeash.com> wrote in
news:12190948...@web1.segnet.com:

> James Nicoll <jdni...@panix.com> wrote:
>> Tired of slaving over a hot slide rule or dragooning an
>> army
>> of young ladies to carry out your starship calculation? Have
>> this handy calculator:
>>
>> http://home.att.net/~srschmitt/script_starship.html
>
> And just how am I supposed to *use* this, genius? The lightspeed
> delay is going to have me waiting years for the answers, not to
> mention that TCP/IP really doesn't work at all with such delays.
> I'll stick with my army of young ladies, thankyouverymuch.
>

Plus, web sites look stupid in a bikini.

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