Definition of "breakfast"
Vera
Breakfast : a. The first meal of the day.
b. The food eaten at the first meal
i.e. "wedding breakfast"
c. A meal or food in general.
Vera
ggamble
wrote:
I'm very glad to see you;ve finally started your remedial English
studies. Well done. It's never too late. At this rate, you could
possibly achieve functional literacy by 2023.
All the best.
Vera
"ggamble" <f...@net.com> wrote in message
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And the best to you GG!
Hope I've straightened you out on the complete definition of
"breakfast". Nonetheless, I'm no more interested in our geographical
time-difference nor when it suits you to break your fast,
GG!
V.
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"Vera" <vera...@iinet.net.au> wrote in message news:44a98faf$0$2019$5a62...@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
ggamble
wrote:
> Nonetheless, I'm no more interested in our geographical
>time-difference nor when it suits you to break your fast,
>GG!
>
>V.
>> I'm very glad to see you've finally started your remedial English
>> studies. Well done. It's never too late. At this rate, you could
>> possibly achieve functional literacy by 2023.
>>
>> All the best.
Let's make it 2027.
Call me a pragmatist.
Dennis M. Hammes
For her /next/ trick, Vera will spell "cat."
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Vera
"Dennis M. Hammes" <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote in message
news:t-udncbea7yZoDfZ...@onvoy.com...
> Vera wrote:
>
> > For GG --
> >
> > Breakfast : a. The first meal of the day.
> > b. The food eaten at the first meal
> > i.e. "wedding breakfast"
> > c. A meal or food in general.
> >
> > Vera
> >
> >
> For her /next/ trick, Vera will spell "cat."
Dennis,
Did you resent me teaching GG the meaning of word,
"breakfast"?
And I thought that you were superior to the trolls and
trollettes who have ganged up for fraternal support.
Time back, you made a comment about yourself. It was:
"I am a great poet."
Will you explain this "greatness"? Where can I read
your works?
Will you (like GG) fob me off by using filthy language?
It is not a matter of how much one knows as how one uses
this knowledge.
V.
ggamble
Rob
<44aa6eec$0$14093$5a62...@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au>, Vera
<vera...@iinet.net.au> writes
>
>
>Will you (like GG) fob me off by using filthy language?
>
Rob
(not one single filthy word - it's a gift, I tell you)
--
Rob Evans
Dennis M. Hammes
> "Dennis M. Hammes" <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote in message
> news:t-udncbea7yZoDfZ...@onvoy.com...
>
>>Vera wrote:
>>
>>
>>>For GG --
>>>
>>>Breakfast : a. The first meal of the day.
>>> b. The food eaten at the first meal
>>> i.e. "wedding breakfast"
>>> c. A meal or food in general.
>>>
>>> Vera
>>>
>>>
>>
>>For her /next/ trick, Vera will spell "cat."
>
>
> Dennis,
>
> Did you resent me teaching GG the meaning of word,
> "breakfast"?
How could I?
You didn't.
You seD, "Well, /He Said/...," and you didn't even get /that/ much
right.
>
> And I thought that you were superior to the trolls and
> trollettes who have ganged up for fraternal support.
I am. Even when I troll, I sit in my own boat.
>
> Time back, you made a comment about yourself. It was:
> "I am a great poet."
>
> Will you explain this "greatness"? Where can I read
> your works?
After eight years of my poasting on this froup, there is no excuse
for your not-knowing.
And if I hafta "explain" the greatness -- more or less -- of that
work, either it's a dismal failure or you're a dismal illiterate.
Ten quatloos.
>
> Will you (like GG) fob me off by using filthy language?
What's filthy about language?
"Jesus LUUUves me, Thisanow"?
That's pretty filthy.
"We all own each other (Commonwealth, Democracy)"?
That's even filthier.
"Mommy's servants own everybody (Republic)"?
Admittedly, that's less filthy than the two above, as it merely
exhibits "The Problem of the Servant Mentality" so written up by the
Brit a couple centuries ago.
The assertion that /your/ comprehension determines whether a man
is a poet or not?
That may be the filthiest language of all.
But it's certainly the most popular.
>
> It is not a matter of how much one knows as how one uses
> this knowledge.
>
> V.
>
In that case, I should really be casting demons into swine rather
than trying to cast them out via an electric little magazine (newsfroup).
But, as I noted elsewhere only minutes ago, it is still easier,
even at these prices, to go on feeding you -- "breakfast," even --
than it is to fill out the paperwork.
Ain't civilisation marvellous?
Dennis M. Hammes
> In message
> <44aa6eec$0$14093$5a62...@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au>, Vera
> <vera...@iinet.net.au> writes
>
>>
>>
>> Will you (like GG) fob me off by using filthy language?
>>
> G'wan Dennis - fob 'er legless - she's gaggin' fer it.
Followed by "breakfast"? Tsk...
(What? What's "filthy" about serving her "breakfast"? It's /her
own bleedin' definition/...)
>
> Rob
> (not one single filthy word - it's a gift, I tell you)
Heh. But I hadda use some filthy words, q.v.
(They're the only ones she thinks she "knows," and she has
therefore Exalted them to High Station, Indeed.)
Vera
Another full-moon potpourri from Dennis M.
of Oregon-- he'll live eons, whistling
with joy because he revels
on thistle.
Vera
Michael Cook
ya gots ta admit Mr. D
that's a good one
mdc
Will Dockery
Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> Vera wrote:
>
> > Time back, you made a comment about yourself. It was:
> > "I am a great poet."
> >
> > Will you explain this "greatness"? Where can I read
> > your works?
>
>
> After eight years of my poasting on this froup, there is no excuse
> for your not-knowing.
> And if I hafta "explain" the greatness -- more or less -- of that
> work, either it's a dismal failure
You nailed it, pal.
As noted in the official Dennis Hammes website:
THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY DENNIS HAMMES IS TOTALLY WACKED:
10. He actually sent money to one of those ads in the back of
a magazine which promised: "Earn Thousands Raising Worms!"
9. He thinks he owns a "publishing company."
8. He incessantly talks about, and plays with, swords.
( See photo at http://scrawlmark.org )
7. He talks a lot about "being a Man" and "having Ballz," yet
he's so short and physically gimpy that any moderately
aggressive 12-year-old girl could kick his ass.
6. He posts over 150 crappy messages every week to the poetry
newsgroups, just so he can maintain his "Top Poster" ranking
on Google.
5. He fancies himself a "poet," but the vast majority of his
"poetry" is unreadable self-congratulatory dreck that even
the vanity publishers won't touch.
4. After a quick visit to a search engine, he'll "hold court"
in the newsgroups on multitudinous subjects about which he
knows little or nothing.
3. He truly believes he has an audience that reads, and cares
about, his "poetry."
2. His fantasies to the contrary, he knows nothing about women.
Every redneck skank that he's ever managed to attract has
eventually left him.
And the Number One reason why Dennis Hammes is totally wacked:
1. Two words: "Litt. D."
Now stamp your little feet and swish about with your Space Ghost sword,
Uncle.
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"I realise that the concept of their (sic) being stuff other than
unspeakable shit which actually SELLS must be strange to you..."
-Rob "Mush-Mouth" Evans slaps himself again:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage/poets/robevanspoem.ram
Stuart Leichter
Dockery at will.d...@gmail.com wrote on 7/6/06 9:27 AM:
You should take a hike until you learn to use 'sic' properly.
Barbara's Cat
Stuart Leichter <leic...@bellsouth.net> said:
He could never stay away that long; he has an agenda that
absolutely, positively, without fail, must be carried out
(regardless of how whiny and gooberish it makes him look).
--
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Will Dockery
Stuart Leichter wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote on 7/6/06 9:27 AM:
> You should take a hike until you learn to use 'sic' properly.
No, I'll stick around, Stuart... where /you/ been, anyhow?
Your Increeasingly Loving Jinn
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jeann...@aol.com
Let me pretend you exist.
Obviously you have not met Dennis
nor have you heard his piano concertos
which requires muscle and skill and
mastery of music beyond your ken.
Your assumptions are without basis
in fact relative to how he looks and
what he is capable of relative to women.
A friend of mine in Australia was forever
changed by becoming his friend; her
books are different; her illustrations
were illuminated by her connection
with Dennis whose visage adorns
a book she sent me ago.
Cycling, swordmanship and carpenter
skills have shaped the man who is
an excellent photographer and whose
gardens respond to his extraordinary
knowledge of botany and horticulture.
He has handled post-veteran pain with
panache, imo. He has been unstintlingly
generous to less able others with books,
tapes and tutoring of all kinds; he is a
decent sort and a gentleman who is not
short or anything like you suggest, but
has presence beyond your knowing
without meeting him. Minnesota winters
test men before the local spring floods
and Dennis, the merry man, must make
winters a pleasure for many who benefit
from his help and counsel. Of course,
he rants from time to time, but who would
not, given the condition of our beloved
country? Your envy is unbecoming, Will.
Jeanne
Will Dockery
Oh, great start.
> Obviously you have not met Dennis
And don't plan to meet the little fellow.
Slim Jinn
> Will,
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What a moron...
>
> Let me pretend you exist.
More fun if you would fuck off and die.
>
> Obviously you have not met Dennis
A wormfarmer from minnie-soda...
NOW THERE IS A LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> nor have you heard his piano concertos
> which requires muscle and skill and
> mastery of music beyond your ken.
But senseless music is as stupid as you are.
Concertos are a moronic form in the first place.
He wrote them...
Add that to the wormfarmers moronity.
Funny!!!!!
>
> Your assumptions are without basis
> in fact relative to how he looks and
> what he is capable of relative to women.
Perhaps, but I only lampoon him on the failure
he has made of his life.
He wanted to be a great poet, and now he whines
at pizza delivery drivers from Georgia.
Only because they respond to his worms!
>
> A friend of mine in Australia was forever
> changed by becoming his friend; her
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You are a liar. You never had a friend
and neither did he.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> books are different; her illustrations
> were illuminated by her connection
> with Dennis whose visage adorns
> a book she sent me ago.
OOOOeeee Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is an ass-wipe and so are you, prose-moron.
Post your first poem, idiot.
>
> Cycling, swordmanship and carpenter
> skills have shaped the man who is
> an excellent photographer and whose
> gardens respond to his extraordinary
> knowledge of botany and horticulture.
O fucken... What a joke.
>
> He has handled post-veteran pain with
> panache, imo. He has been unstintlingly
> generous to less able others with books,
He is a wormfarmer, you prose-idiot.
> tapes and tutoring of all kinds; he is a
> decent sort and a gentleman who is not
> short or anything like you suggest, but
Fuck off, idiot.
> has presence beyond your knowing
> without meeting him. Minnesota winters
> test men before the local spring floods
> and Dennis, the merry man, must make
> winters a pleasure for many who benefit
> from his help and counsel. Of course,
> he rants from time to time, but who would
> not, given the condition of our beloved
> country? Your envy is unbecoming, Will.
AND YOU ARE A IDIOTFUCKBRAIN.
ggamble
wrote:
>And don't plan to meet the little fellow.
I guess not.
After Jeanne's accurate portrayal, it's pretty fucken obvious that you
and Dennis have absolutely nothing in common.
Your punishment, dinkery,
is to live the rest of your fetid life
as you.
Will Dockery
ggamble wrote:
>
> you and Dennis have absolutely nothing in common.
Obviously not, Gasfly:
THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY DENNIS HAMMES IS TOTALLY WACKED:
http://wormfarmer.blogspot.com/
10. He actually sent money to one of those ads in the back of
a magazine which promised: "Earn Thousands Raising Worms!"
9. He thinks he owns a "publishing company."
8. He incessantly talks about, and plays with, swords.
( See photo at http://clitin.com/here.nu/netpoets/hammes.jpg)
7. He talks a lot about "being a Man" and "having Ballz," yet
he's so short and physically gimpy that any moderately
aggressive 12-year-old girl could kick his ass.
6. He posts over 150 crappy messages every week to the poetry
newsgroups, just so he can maintain his "Top Poster" ranking
on Google.
5. He fancies himself a "poet," but the vast majority of his
"poetry" is unreadable self-congratulatory dreck that even
the vanity publishers won't touch.
4. After a quick visit to a search engine, he'll "hold court"
in the newsgroups on multitudinous subjects about which he
knows little or nothing.
3. He truly believes he has an audience that reads, and cares
about, his "poetry."
2. His fantasies to the contrary, he knows nothing about women.
Every redneck skank that he's ever managed to attract has
eventually left him.
And the Number One reason why Dennis Hammes is totally wacked:
1. Two words: "Litt. D."
--
Stuart Leichter
Dockery at will.d...@gmail.com wrote on 7/7/06 1:24 AM:
You're aligning yourself with blankverse the Schmuckhole's guttersniping
here. Am I right, Will? Let's see, you invited Dennis to Shadowville a year
or so ago and paid for his bus ticket. Am I right? A year or so before that,
blankverse the Schmuckhole despised your presence here so much that he (like
the schmuck he is) threatened to go to Shadowville and do physical violence
to you unless you stopped your off-topic crossposting (or something like
that), which he claimed had ruined the poetry groups. Then blankverse wrote
a very very shitty poem that profiled you as a very lonely deadbeat slacker
with a rotting shed and a nonplussed floor. Where's your old anti-thug
spunk, Will?
Will Dockery
Stuart Leichter wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote on 7/7/06 1:24 AM:
He certainly has nailed Uncle Hammes in the above, I'll grant that,
Stuart.
> Let's see, you invited Dennis to Shadowville a year
> or so ago and paid for his bus ticket. Am I right? A year or so before that,
> blankverse the Schmuckhole despised your presence here so much that he (like
> the schmuck he is) threatened to go to Shadowville and do physical violence
> to you
Which Hammes has threatened repeatedly over the last year.
Stuart Leichter
Dockery at will.d...@gmail.com wrote on 7/7/06 2:30 AM:
This is about fences and sides, but if you want to bring your reading and
writing abilities into it, we can do that too. You align yourself with the
stupid slime blankverse is my point. What's your point?
Will Dockery
And so you side with Hammes?
I'm on /my side/.
Stuart Leichter
Dockery at will.d...@gmail.com wrote on 7/7/06 2:52 AM:
Have you ever known me to use virgules for italics, Will?
>
> I'm on /my side/.
Oh grow up. You keep reposting how far over on Schmuckhole's side of the
fence you're on.
Will Dockery
Stuart Leichter wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote on 7/7/06 1:24 AM:
>
I don't remember you using italics at all, Stuart.
Dearest AJ
Will Dockery wrote:
> ggamble wrote:
> >
> > you and Dennis have absolutely nothing in common.
>
> Obviously not, Gasfly:
>
> THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY DENNIS HAMMES IS TOTALLY WACKED:
>
> http://wormfarmer.blogspot.com/
>
> 10. He actually sent money to one of those ads in the back of
> a magazine which promised: "Earn Thousands Raising Worms!"
Heh... OK, I'm convinced.
Maybe I'm easy, but anyone that would raise worms
is a joke.
And then the idiot whines on Usenet 100 times a day.
How do you spell: "Yellow pricksucker" ???
Vera
"Michael Cook" <coo...@speakeasy.net> wrote in message
news:yqKdndHtA4kYnjDZ...@speakeasy.net...
I doubt than any sane person woud be boasting about posting
on "froup" or group.
My question was where were you published or, if self-publishing,
who praised your poetry?
V.
Thank you, mdc. It took me all of five minutes!
V.
>
>
Dennis M. Hammes
>
> Another full-moon potpourri from Dennis M.
> of Oregon-- he'll live eons, whistling
> with joy because he revels
> on thistle.
>
> Vera
>
I enjoyed your erudite epistle
That honors the power of thistle,
But you shouldn't boast
You're the reason I poast,
Oregon an eon poasting. And whistle.
Dennis M. Hammes
>
> heh
> ya gots ta admit Mr. D
> that's a good one
> mdc
>
>
I did (q.v).
Dennis M. Hammes
> in article 1152192466....@b68g2000cwa.googlegroups.com, Will
> Dockery at will.d...@gmail.com wrote on 7/6/06 9:27 AM:
>
>>
>>"I realise that the concept of their (sic) being stuff other than
>>unspeakable shit which actually SELLS must be strange to you..."
>>-Rob "Mush-Mouth" Evans slaps himself again:
>>http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage/poets/robevanspoem.ram
>>
>
>
> You should take a hike until you learn to use 'sic' properly.
>
Sic 'im.
Dennis M. Hammes
> Will,
>
> Let me pretend you exist.
>
> Obviously you have not met Dennis
> nor have you heard his piano concertos
(*psst*: "sonatas")
Tnx.
I'd like to say "he don't matter," but /he's/ the "Noble Savage"
the species resurrects in the natural state, so he's what
civilisation will become if we don't play percussion on his head when
Opporknockity tunes.
I mean, can you imagine him as /President/?
Oh, wait...
Dennis M. Hammes
> jeann...@aol.com wrote:
>
>>Will,
>>
>>Let me pretend you exist.
>
>
> Oh, great start.
>
>
>>Obviously you have not met Dennis
>
>
> And don't plan to meet the little fellow.
>
Best idea you've had in your whole life.
Wait...
Isn't that the /only/ idea you've had in your whole life?
(O, the Archives!)
Dennis M. Hammes
>
> 1. Two words: "Litt. D."
>
Yeh. They're enough...
Dennis M. Hammes
> Stuart Leichter wrote:
>
>>blankverse the Schmuckhole despised your presence here so much that he (like
>>the schmuck he is) threatened to go to Shadowville and do physical violence
>>to you
>
>
> Which Hammes has threatened repeatedly over the last year.
>
Poor little illiterate...
I do you violence from /right here/.
I give you the whole or crucial part of the lesson, /knowing/
you'll throw it on the floor /because/ I seD it.
Called the "Grandmaster's Curse," it sentences you to live /as yourself/.
Somebody else did it only a few poasts ago.
Look, look: I have nothing in /this/ anvil...
Dennis M. Hammes
> Stuart Leichter wrote:
>
>>
>>This is about fences and sides
>
>
> And so you side with Hammes?
>
> I'm on /my side/.
>
Well, /there's/ an Order of Battle if I ever hearn of one...
Dennis M. Hammes
> Will Dockery wrote:
>
>>ggamble wrote:
>>
>>>you and Dennis have absolutely nothing in common.
>>
>>Obviously not, Gasfly:
>>
>>THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY DENNIS HAMMES IS TOTALLY WACKED:
>>
>>http://wormfarmer.blogspot.com/
>>
>>10. He actually sent money to one of those ads in the back of
>>a magazine which promised: "Earn Thousands Raising Worms!"
>
>
> Heh... OK, I'm convinced.
>
> Maybe I'm easy, but anyone that would raise worms
> is a joke.
>
> And then the idiot whines on Usenet 100 times a day.
>
> How do you spell: "Yellow pricksucker" ???
>
"T-o-m-m-y B-i-s-h-o-p."
Dennis M. Hammes
> jeann...@aol.com wrote:
>
>>Will,
>
...
>
>>nor have you heard his piano concertos
>>which requires muscle and skill and
>>mastery of music beyond your ken.
>
>
> But senseless music is as stupid as you are.
> Concertos are a moronic form in the first place.
>
I wish I could poast an .mp3 or other video...
Jasha Heifetz and Fritz Reiner at Carnegie, the Tchaikovsky D.
(It's under copyright. Edgar Ulmer, /Carnegie Hall/, VHS.)
Poor cripple...
(No, I do not mean your ass. Well, not /that/ one...)
Will Dockery
>
> I'd like to say "he don't matter,"
Obviously you would... but here you are sniffing along behind, as
usual.
Will Dockery
Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
> > jeann...@aol.com wrote:
>
> >>Obviously you have not met Dennis
> >
> > And don't plan to meet the little fellow.
>
> Best idea you've had in your whole life.
http://wormfarmer.blogspot.com/
"We know."
Will Dockery
> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > 1. Two words: "Litt. D."
>
> Yeh. They're enough...
Maybe a bit /more/ than enough? An interesting perspective on the "two
words":
----
" ...I'm tired of wasting time on a pig-headed autodidact who thinks
that a mail-order D.Litt. makes him a well-informed genius.
Bye bye, "Doctor" Hammes. My advice to everybody is to ignore your
opinions on everything, especially when you cluelessly present
them as facts.
But I've been seeing through Mr (not Dr) Hammes for a while.
He's been asked before (about two years ago) to state which
University awarded his D.Litt. and he dropped the thread like the
kind of hot potato that makes Geiger counters gleeful.
His facility for comic verse packed with literary allusions and
pseudo-Elizabethan grammatical tropes does not, in my opinion, make
him a poet. It makes him an automaton capable of generating
high-grade doggerel. The "Severed Head" series showed a little
promise, but in the end it amounted to a big fruitcake stuffed with
self-admiring sultanas.
Sure, he makes three very funny posts a week, but that's three out of
a total of a hundred and fifty, most of which either simply don't
make sense or are full of ignorant remarks on every subject that
better-informed people choose to discuss.
I think you might notice what a pompous, ignorant old balloon
he is.
Mr (not Dr) Hammes is a dullard and a fraud. Save time by not reading
him."
-Peter J Ross, March 19 2004
----
"What he /seD..."
ggamble
wrote:
>> > 6. He posts over 150 crappy messages every week to the poetry
>> > newsgroups, just so he can maintain his "Top Poster" ranking
>> > on Google.
blankverse wrote this about you.
>> > 5. He fancies himself a "poet," but the vast majority of his
>> > "poetry" is unreadable self-congratulatory dreck that even
>> > the vanity publishers won't touch.
blankverse wrote this about you.
>> > 4. After a quick visit to a search engine, he'll "hold court"
>> > in the newsgroups on multitudinous subjects about which he
>> > knows little or nothing.
blankverse wrote this about you.
>> > 3. He truly believes he has an audience that reads, and cares
>> > about, his "poetry."
blankverse wrote this about you.
>> > 2. His fantasies to the contrary, he knows nothing about women.
>> > Every redneck skank that he's ever managed to attract has
>> > eventually left him.
blankverse wrote this about you.
For once, blankverse was right about something.
Moron.
ggamble
wrote:
>I'm on /my side/.
I predicted that was coming
three posts ago.
How does it feel to always be on the losing side?
dinkery wins again!
It's in the archives.
Rob
"jeann...@aol.com" <jeann...@aol.com> writes
>Will,
>
>Let me pretend you exist.
>
>which requires muscle and skill and
>mastery of music beyond your ken.
>
than "speculation". Unfortunately, you've just directed it at possibly
the most calculatingly dishonest person on the newsgroup. He's a coward
AND he's lazy so this will present him with difficulties. My guess is
that slimy ol' Will is going to read it, summon up all his intellectual
reserves and debating skills and...
snip it to hell.
Thanks anyway.
Rob
--
Rob Evans
Stuart Leichter
Dockery at will.d...@gmail.com wrote on 7/7/06 8:58 AM:
He said more or less the same to me around the same time, in a similar fit
of jealous rage. Your dear friend blankverse also picks on Dennis cuz of the
Australian woman's affection for Dennis instead of for him.
jeann...@aol.com
Sonatas, thank you.
Haste makes waste, sorry.
I could use a Heifitz/Reiner now.
Your closing observations suffice.
Jeanne
jeann...@aol.com
Oy! Thank you, master.
Dennis the purist needs be copied.
Stuart Leichter
jeann...@aol.com at jeann...@aol.com wrote on 7/7/06 12:22 PM:
> Jasha called: Jeanne, it is Heifetz.
> Oy! Thank you, master.
> Dennis the purist needs be copied.
He said if he missed a day of practicing he could tell the difference, if he
missed 2 days, the orchestra could tell, and if he missed 3 days, the
audience could tell.
Michael Cook
<jeann...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1152241426.5...@s26g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Will,
>
> Let me pretend you exist.
>
> Obviously you have not met Dennis
> nor have you heard his piano concertos
exactly
and howdy Ms Khan
Podunci Jinnie-soca
Not really... She is a liar like you (I assume...) what else
really, she has no clue about poetry, like you.
>
> and howdy Ms Khan
Heh... Wait till we meet, pissant.
You'll remember me the rest of your hospital life.
Will Dockery
What's PJR jealous of you for? Or Hammes? A woman?
> Your dear friend blankverse
I never met him, actually.
> also picks on Dennis cuz of the
> Australian woman's affection for Dennis instead of for him.
Is this the same woman PJR is jealous of, or different women?
Will Dockery
ggamble wrote:
>
> http://wormfarmer.blogspot.com/
Yeah, he nailed Dennis M Hammes pretty accurately, Gasfly... but I
notice you accidentally snipped some of it:
THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY DENNIS HAMMES IS TOTALLY WACKED:
10. He actually sent money to one of those ads in the back of
a magazine which promised: "Earn Thousands Raising Worms!"
9. He thinks he owns a "publishing company."
8. He incessantly talks about, and plays with, swords.
( See photo at http://scrawlmark.org )
7. He talks a lot about "being a Man" and "having Ballz," yet
he's so short and physically gimpy that any moderately
aggressive 12-year-old girl could kick his ass.
and
And the Number One reason why Dennis Hammes is totally wacked:
1. Two words: "Litt. D."
But still, you were right about something for once, Gasfly.
.
Diana
I'm in agreement with what Rob and mdc said in reply to you.
Thanks.
Diana
Will Dockery
> Will Dockery wrote:
> > Stuart Leichter wrote:
>
> >>blankverse the Schmuckhole despised your presence here so much that he (like
> >>the schmuck he is) threatened to go to Shadowville and do physical violence
> >>to you
> >
> > Which Hammes has threatened repeatedly over the last year.
>
Heh... these fantasy threats of violence (with guns, "swords" and
baseball bats "with my name on them") are /or course/ from /right
here/.
No way in Hell you'd ever be able to act them out in "real life", old
bugfuck.
Will Dockery
And "let" you pretend your fairy tale idea of "Dennis Hammes" actually
does exist?
Sure.
> Obviously you have not met Dennis
No, all I know of Uncle Hammes is what he posts here, which in the
years I've been here has nothing to do with anything you've described
about him.
So all quite /snippable/, yes.
> Your envy is unbecoming, Will.
I've seen nothing from Hammes worth a second of "envy", Pretend Lady.
Meanwhile, in case you missed it, here is a much more accurate
description of Hammes, not through a personal fantasy like yours, but
based on those of us who "know" him through his newsgroup posts:
----
> > > > Time back, you made a comment about yourself. It was:
> > > > "I am a great poet."
> > > >
> > > > Will you explain this "greatness"? Where can I read
> > > > your works?
> > >
> > > http://wormfarmer.blogspot.com/
> > >
> > > After eight years of my poasting on this froup, there is no excuse
> > > for your not-knowing.
> > > And if I hafta "explain" the greatness -- more or less -- of that
> > > work, either it's a dismal failure
> >
> > You nailed it, pal.
> >
> > As noted in the official Dennis Hammes website:
> >
> > THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY DENNIS HAMMES IS TOTALLY WACKED:
> >
> > 10. He actually sent money to one of those ads in the back of
> > a magazine which promised: "Earn Thousands Raising Worms!"
> >
> > 9. He thinks he owns a "publishing company."
> >
> > 8. He incessantly talks about, and plays with, swords.
> > ( See photo at http://scrawlmark.org )
> >
> > 7. He talks a lot about "being a Man" and "having Ballz," yet
> > he's so short and physically gimpy that any moderately
> > aggressive 12-year-old girl could kick his ass.
> >
> > 6. He posts over 150 crappy messages every week to the poetry
> > newsgroups, just so he can maintain his "Top Poster" ranking
> > on Google.
> >
> > 5. He fancies himself a "poet," but the vast majority of his
> > "poetry" is unreadable self-congratulatory dreck that even
> > the vanity publishers won't touch.
> >
> > 4. After a quick visit to a search engine, he'll "hold court"
> > in the newsgroups on multitudinous subjects about which he
> > knows little or nothing.
> >
> > 3. He truly believes he has an audience that reads, and cares
> > about, his "poetry."
> >
> > 2. His fantasies to the contrary, he knows nothing about women.
> > Every redneck skank that he's ever managed to attract has
> > eventually left him.
> >
> > And the Number One reason why Dennis Hammes is totally wacked:
> >
> > 1. Two words: "Litt. D."
> >
> > Now stamp your little feet and swish about with your Space Ghost sword,
> > Uncle.
Slim Jinn
Diana wrote:
>
> I'm in agreement with what Rob and mdc said in reply to you.
I agree that robbie is a bald-brit-fag, and mikey is
not long for any froup.
mikey stole my picture for gay porn with chuck.
I called him on the phone immediately and protested.
He told me to fuck off.
I got opinions from attorneys that I could sue and win,
but he lives in a ghetto, and his whole building doesn't
have my price.
I will take it out of his ass.
He was LARTed and now his vigilante "kookbusters"
is a joke.
You are quite the idiot.
Diana
Slim Jinn wrote:
> Diana wrote:
> >
> > I'm in agreement with what Rob and mdc said in reply to you.
>
> I agree that robbie is a bald-brit-fag, and mikey is
> not long for any froup.
>
> mikey stole my picture for gay porn with chuck.
> I called him on the phone immediately and protested.
> He told me to fuck off.
>
> I got opinions from attorneys that I could sue and win,
> but he lives in a ghetto, and his whole building doesn't
> have my price.
>
> I will take it out of his ass.
>
> He was LARTed and now his vigilante "kookbusters"
> is a joke.
>
> You are quite the idiot.
Please put me back in the killfile. I was enjoying the repose. And now
I find that my death was only temporary.
Diana
So tired...
Vera
"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1152210495.4...@75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>
> Stuart Leichter wrote:
> > Will Dockery wrote on 7/6/06 9:27 AM:
> > > Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> > >> Vera wrote:
> >
> > >>> Time back, you made a comment about yourself. It was:
> > >>> "I am a great poet."
> > >>>
> > >>> Will you explain this "greatness"? Where can I read
> > >>> your works?
> > >>
> > >> http://wormfarmer.blogspot.com/
Did click on the above link. Dear me, so many words inspired by
a humble worm!
V.
V.
> > You should take a hike until you learn to use 'sic' properly.
>
> No, I'll stick around, Stuart... where /you/ been, anyhow?
Vera
>
> Let me pretend you exist.
>
>
> Jeanne
And I almost see the halo spinning above his head!
V.
>
> Will Dockery wrote:
> > Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> > > Vera wrote:
> > >
> > > > Time back, you made a comment about yourself. It was:
> > > > "I am a great poet."
> > > >
> > > > Will you explain this "greatness"? Where can I read
> > > > your works?
> > >
> > > http://wormfarmer.blogspot.com/
> > >
ggamble
wrote:
>Did click on the above link.
>V.
How did you get your virus again, illiterate moron?
Michael Cook
"Slim Jinn" <aj...@here.nu> wrote in message
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>
> Diana wrote:
> >
> > I'm in agreement with what Rob and mdc said in reply to you.
>
> I agree that robbie is a bald-brit-fag, and mikey is
> not long for any froup.
you said that two years ago
>
> mikey stole my picture for gay porn with chuck.
> I called him on the phone immediately and protested.
> He told me to fuck off.
and laughed, don't forget i laughed at you
>
> I got opinions from attorneys that I could sue and win,
> but he lives in a ghetto, and his whole building doesn't
> have my price.
oh yeah, unlike your palace on wheels
>
> I will take it out of his ass.
really?
>
> He was LARTed and now his vigilante "kookbusters"
> is a joke.
larted, how?
jeann...@aol.com
We who know Dennis
wonder why non-entities
spend so much time in
a non-poetic state annoying
him when his responses
tickle our ferns because
his quick wit and fine quill
always find the wee worms
in their unpolished apples.
The yards of advertising
which accompany their bits
has never once tempted me
to go see what they have
because what they show
is so pathetic--their posing
as various humans cannot
disquise the absence of intelligence
and the dearth of humor therein.
As we might have noted in olden
days, these guys are hard-up for
a little attention, poor babies...;>
But bullies are like that, aren't they?
I hope you thrive among such barbarians,
but then, we have funny bits from Dennis
as his time permits and I come here to
also read Karla, Leisha, Stuart and Rob,
to name a few whose simple sentences
are simply stunning, whot?
Jeanne
jeann...@aol.com
I enjoyed that. I never had any
complaints about what he did.
A master, indeed.
btw Lewis Black attended UNC
which is as far I've gotten in "Nothing's
Sacred" because I do not wish it to end
as I like how he writes. The PB has a
play in the back to sweeten his offering.
Am distracted because Kurt Vonnegut's
A Man Without a Country keeps beckoning
as Greg Palast's Armed Warrior shouts at
me while Inconvenient Truth awaits more
than mere perusal while a dozen chores
demand doing which I ignore because it
is time to turn on the tv for Keith's Countdown.
Jeanne who was so relieved Charlie Rose survived.
jeann...@aol.com
name is a pleasure to read here.
Jeanne
jeann...@aol.com
You are wrong.
I know Dennis personally.
I do not know you and
you cannot "let' me
anything because you
do not exist despite
your yards of advertising
and compensatory "sic" sites.
Your obsession with Dennis
strikes me as bizarre, but
then I could be "pretending"
you exist beyond your sales
pitch, notice that your obsession
is colored green, pity you for
wasting your time, but I know
you have nothing better to do
and I do. Poof! To the bin
with the odder iterations of Jinns.
I am no longer a prospective customer,
your loss, of course...;> Poor baby.
Those who quote such an authority
have none; does Peter know you
rely upon him for original thinking?
Jeanne who is affirmed in this:
your envy is unbecoming Will,
be a man for a change, handle it.
Podunci Jinnie-soca
"Michael Cook" <coo...@speakeasy.net> wrote in message news:4pOdnbzDwc2kdzPZ...@speakeasy.net...
>
> "Slim Jinn" <aj...@here.nu> wrote in message
> news:1152309163....@35g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> Diana wrote:
>> >
>> > I'm in agreement with what Rob and mdc said in reply to you.
>>
>> I agree that robbie is a bald-brit-fag, and mikey is
>> not long for any froup.
>
> you said that two years ago
I'm consistent: No? (and now it comes down)
And THINK... You got smacked down for years.
Not enough for me.
I will dedicate every last dollar to cripple you for life.
Honest, pissant...
Call: HOMELAND SECURITY
Heh...
>
>>
>> mikey stole my picture for gay porn with chuck.
>> I called him on the phone immediately and protested.
>> He told me to fuck off.
>
> and laughed, don't forget i laughed at you
O, fuck... You won't forget --
"Keep that Thought."(TM)
(i know thinking isn't your long suite, but follow this...
...I'm going to have your ass, and then...)
I'll be quite dead, and you will /have/ to remember.
I won't leave you with a chance of suicide,
cripple-idiot.
(for any poetry buffs watching, THIS ISN'T FUNNY)
Visit mikey in his hospital.
>
>>
>> I got opinions from attorneys that I could sue and win,
>> but he lives in a ghetto, and his whole building doesn't
>> have my price.
>
> oh yeah, unlike your palace on wheels
Why not steal pictures some more, pissant.
You have very little time left.
Here are a bunch of dumb pics of my face:
Have at it moron...
http://clitin.com/FreakFlag.wmv
I don't care anymore... HAVE FUN: GHETTO-IDIOT
Make your ugly wife happy a few more times,
cripple-fuckwit.
The biggest SHIT is having to come to your ghetto.
If you paid me $100K you couldn't avoid THIS, pissant.
You /REALLY/ picked on the wrong gimp.
>
>>
>> I will take it out of his ass.
>
> really?
Yeah, really...
Call: HOMELAND SECURITY.
I'm making /REAL/ threats of MASSIVE violence on you.
Call the police or whatever... Nothing will help, pissant.
Be sure to show them this:
http://mikeys-famous-pics.blogspot.com/
>
>>
>> He was LARTed and now his vigilante "kookbusters"
>> is a joke.
>
> larted, how?
Post your /famous pics/ then pissant....
http://mikeys-famous-pics.blogspot.com/
You know: The ones that make your ass mine.
Have fun for your time, ass-wipe.
Stuart Leichter
jeann...@aol.com at jeann...@aol.com wrote on 7/7/06 9:32 PM:
> Will,
>
> You are wrong.
>
> I know Dennis personally.
>
> I do not know you and
> you cannot "let' me
> anything because you
> do not exist despite
> your yards of advertising
> and compensatory "sic" sites.
>
> Your obsession with Dennis
> strikes me as bizarre, but
> then I could be "pretending"
> you exist beyond your sales
> pitch, notice that your obsession
> is colored green, pity you for
> wasting your time, but I know
> you have nothing better to do
> and I do. Poof! To the bin
> with the odder iterations of Jinns.
>
> I am no longer a prospective customer,
> your loss, of course...;> Poor baby.
> Those who quote such an authority
> have none; does Peter know you
> rely upon him for original thinking?
He's not known as WikiPeter for nothing.
>
> Jeanne who is affirmed in this:
> your envy is unbecoming Will,
> be a man for a change, handle it.
Jeanne,
Will's a self-acknowledged artist, very sensitive, and hates to be picked
on. He says he collects stray cats.
One of Will's boosters, the violent and dangerous blankverse the
Schmuckhole, alias "The Ultimate Poet", "Berryman's Legacy", "Berrymans'
Legacy" /sic/, "Dennis Hammes' Sword", "Jake McAllister", and countless
others, posed as "r j thurman" when he posted this drooling stinkeroo about
Will:
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AUTUMN POET
Old air conditioner wheezes
waning breaths
from the sticky September window.
Pawnshop typewriter idly waits
for the clack
of inspired southern fingers.
Daughter's e-mail languishes
on the hard drive,
pleas for communication unanswered.
Diminishing pocketchange counted,
he ambles over a floor
non-plussed with magazines and food wrappers.
Dusty mirror by the door reflects
added gray and new lines
as he steps out into the wilted town.
Tonight, with luck, will bring
a little applause
and many free drinks.
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He said I dance now at every chance in honky tonks
for drinks and tips
But most the time I spend behind these county bars
'cause I drinks a bit
He shook his head, and as he shook his head
I heard someone ask him please
Mr. Bojangles, Mr. Bojangles
Mr. Bojangles, dance.
--
Stuart
Slim Jinn
Diana wrote:
> Slim Jinn wrote:
> > Diana wrote:
> > >
> > > I'm in agreement with what Rob and mdc said in reply to you.
> >
> > I agree that robbie is a bald-brit-fag, and mikey is
> > not long for any froup.
> >
> > mikey stole my picture for gay porn with chuck.
> > I called him on the phone immediately and protested.
> > He told me to fuck off.
> >
> > I got opinions from attorneys that I could sue and win,
> > but he lives in a ghetto, and his whole building doesn't
> > have my price.
> >
> > I will take it out of his ass.
> >
> > He was LARTed and now his vigilante "kookbusters"
> > is a joke.
> >
> > You are quite the idiot.
>
> Please put me back in the killfile.
You're there...
You can't tell when I post from Google?
You really are stupid.
> I was enjoying the repose. And now
> I find that my death was only temporary.
You were never anything, idiot.
jeann...@aol.com
ggamble
Oh my.
Slim Jinn
Sure... Jeanenenenen, who is a prose idiot.
Will Dockery
jeann...@aol.com wrote:
>
> Will,
>
> You are wrong.
About Hammes? No.
> I know Dennis personally.
Well, that could explain why you see more than is really there with
him, or in the case of his bugfuck behavior, less.
> I do not know you and
> you cannot "let' me
You're the one who asked "let me". so I said "sure".
I really couldn't care less, either way.
> anything because you
> do not exist despite
When I need you to "let" me "exist", I'll ask you... don't hold your
breath.
> your yards of advertising
> and compensatory "sic" sites.
>
> Your obsession with Dennis
> strikes me as bizarre
First, it's "Dennis" following /me/ around, writing the
homophobic/homoerotic limmericks, and the violent threats.
Since you "know him personally", it appears you're blind to all that,
though... feel free to ignore me again whenever you please, and that
goes for your delusional pal Uncle Hammes, as well.
I'll "let" you.
The /definitive definition/ of the bugfucked Uncle Hammes... like it or
not.
Dearest AJ
ggamble wrote:
> On 6 Jul 2006 21:03:10 -0700, "Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >And don't plan to meet the little fellow.
>
> I guess not.
>
> After Jeanne's accurate portrayal, it's pretty fucken obvious that you
> and Dennis have absolutely nothing in common.
Jeanenenenenen is a prose moron, 'ennis is a wormfarmer.
You are said to be a podunck radio announcer..
Why not FOAD, podunck?
>
> Your punishment, dinkery,
> is to live the rest of your fetid life
> as you.
Projecting moron.
Dearest AJ
Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
Can you whistle?
cogn...@yahoo.com
Will Dockery wrote:
> jeann...@aol.com wrote:
> >
> > Will,
> >
> > You are wrong.
>
> About Hammes? No.
>
> > I know Dennis personally.
>
> Well, that could explain why you see more than is really there with
> him, or in the case of his bugfuck behavior, less.
http://elihu.envy.nu/aapc/fun/Caravaggio1.jpg
---Neo Nom d'Electrique de Guerre
Will Dockery
Yeah! One of my favorites!
Will Dockery
>
> Will's a self-acknowledged artist, very sensitive, and hates to be picked
> on. He says he collects stray cats.
I can't argue with any of that.
> One of Will's boosters, the violent and dangerous blankverse the
> Schmuckhole, alias "The Ultimate Poet", "Berryman's Legacy", "Berrymans'
> Legacy" /sic/, "Dennis Hammes' Sword", "Jake McAllister", and countless
> others, posed as "r j thurman" when he posted this drooling stinkeroo about
> Will:
>
> --
> Subject: "Autumn Poet" //rjth
> From: r j thurman <r...@birthlink.net>
> Date: Thu, 25 Aug 2005 16:41:54 -0500
>
> AUTUMN POET
>
> Old air conditioner wheezes
> waning breaths
> from the sticky September window.
>
> Pawnshop typewriter idly waits
> for the clack
> of inspired southern fingers.
>
> Daughter's e-mail languishes
> on the hard drive,
> pleas for communication unanswered.
>
> Diminishing pocketchange counted,
> he ambles over a floor
> non-plussed with magazines and food wrappers.
>
> Dusty mirror by the door reflects
> added gray and new lines
> as he steps out into the wilted town.
>
> Tonight, with luck, will bring
> a little applause
> and many free drinks.
Seems it was based on a photograph at the time, iirc.
> --
> He said I dance now at every chance in honky tonks
> for drinks and tips
> But most the time I spend behind these county bars
> 'cause I drinks a bit
> He shook his head, and as he shook his head
> I heard someone ask him please
>
> Mr. Bojangles, Mr. Bojangles
> Mr. Bojangles, dance.
> --
> >>
> >>>> ( See photo at http://wormfarmer.blogspot.com/ )
Dennis M. Hammes
>>>>>
>>>>>Will you explain this "greatness"? Where can I read
>>>>>your works?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>After eight years of my poasting on this froup, there is no excuse
>>>>for your not-knowing.
>
>
> I doubt than any sane person woud be boasting about posting
> on "froup" or group.
>
> My question was where were you published or, if self-publishing,
> who praised your poetry?
>
Poor little illiterate.
Your question, q.v., was "Where can I read your works?"
The answer has been in every poast (less hat-tips) I've put to any
froup, not to mention the 300+ pomes/year I've apparently thrown away
/in/ them.
As for the "greatness," if you can't tell, what difference does it
make?
Dennis M. Hammes
Odd. They usually result from romantic slurping among the lower cla...
Oh.
Dennis M. Hammes
> ggamble wrote:
>
>>you and Dennis have absolutely nothing in common.
>
>
> Obviously not, Gasfly:
>
> THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY DENNIS HAMMES IS TOTALLY WACKED:
>
Can you make /any/ noises on /any/ subject, that don't result from
sucking somebody else's pricks?
Even "Zorble" was a "collaboration"...
Dennis M. Hammes
>
> Heh... these fantasy threats of violence (with guns, "swords" and
> baseball bats "with my name on them") are /or course/ from /right
> here/.
>
> No way in Hell you'd ever be able to act them out in "real life", old
> bugfuck.
>
Oh, Dear. "Look, look, see the Blacks."
(My darling ex-brat screwed up the last four frames, but the
border-cut left sleeve has nine knots on the pipe because the flash
hasn't been updated since 1987, by which time I'd /taught/ sword for
17 years of "real life.")
Other Masters never copied me, because I never coached my students
on the Circuits.
They copied my students.
But that was, alas, now a generation (20 years, tsk) ago.
And the new crop of babies have returned to bugfucking, rubber
swords, and getting Gold Medals by committing suicide By The Book.
Quite unable to "do anything" about little yellow pieces of
cracker trash that have learned how to pee on other people's walls.
Well, Slurpery, they ain't me.
And they ain't me because I didn't train 'em.
"Guns"? No, I only taught guns (and their equity) from 1964-90.
Less sweaty, more expensive, more paperwork.
Dennis M. Hammes
>
> Yeah, he nailed Dennis M Hammes pretty accurately, Gasfly... but I
> notice you accidentally snipped some of it:
>
> THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY DENNIS HAMMES IS TOTALLY WACKED:
>
You have the right to remain silent.
If you cannot /afford/ to remain silent,
a Coroner will be appointed for you.
Dennis M. Hammes
> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
> Can you whistle?
>
You want the First Brandenburg, or the Third?
Will Dockery
>
> I wish I could poast an .mp3 or other video...
But since they don't exist... right.
Dennis M. Hammes
> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>>
>>>1. Two words: "Litt. D."
>>
>>Yeh. They're enough...
>
>
> Maybe a bit /more/ than enough? An interesting perspective on the "two
> words":
>
> ----
>
> " ...I'm tired of wasting time on a pig-headed autodidact who thinks
> that a mail-order D.Litt. makes him a well-informed genius.
>
Can you open your mouth on /any/ subject without bragging whose prick
was in it last?
Dennis M. Hammes
> Stuart Leichter wrote:
>
>>
>>He said more or less the same to me around the same time, in a similar fit
>>of jealous rage.
>
>
> What's PJR jealous of you for? Or Hammes? A woman?
>
We're Smug Academics.
(The "woman" would be Pallas Athene. Every night, after I spend a
little time pretending for you that you exist, we argue until she
takes me to bed.)
Dennis M. Hammes
> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>>>jeann...@aol.com wrote:
>>
>>>>Obviously you have not met Dennis
>>>
>>>And don't plan to meet the little fellow.
>>
>>Best idea you've had in your whole life.
>
>
> http://wormfarmer.blogspot.com/
>
> "We know."
>
We know you know. As the only good nigger is a dead nigger, you'd
wanna maintain a more-than-comfortably safe distance.
Dennis M. Hammes
> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
>> I'd like to say "he don't matter,"
>
>
> Obviously you would... but here you are sniffing along behind, as
> usual.
>
HAHAHAHAHAHAaaa...
Stupid little queer thinks he's Jeanne!
Tnx, I needed that...
Lissen, babyshit in a vomit stain, she'd wipe the floor with your face.
Gee Pees.
You wouldn't even hafta provide a special excuse.
And she wouldn't even hafta suspend her support of PETA to do it.
Will Dockery
Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> Can you open your mouth on /any/ subject without bragging whose prick
> was in it last?
Hammes' ongoing gay fantasy noted... for the third time tonight.
--
God's Toybox, the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h54SYLZIqnY
Recorded June 5 at the Loft
Dennis M. Hammes
> Dennis,
>
> Sonatas, thank you.
> Haste makes waste, sorry.
> I could use a Heifitz/Reiner now.
> Your closing observations suffice.
>
> Jeanne
>
Figgered they wood...
~\__:oD
> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
>>
>>Tnx.
>> I'd like to say "he don't matter," but /he's/ the "Noble Savage"
>>the species resurrects in the natural state, so he's what
>>civilisation will become if we don't play percussion on his head when
>>Opporknockity tunes.
>> I mean, can you imagine him as /President/?
>> Oh, wait...
Dennis M. Hammes
> in article 1152289367....@s13g2000cwa.googlegroups.com,
> jeann...@aol.com at jeann...@aol.com wrote on 7/7/06 12:22 PM:
>
>
>>Jasha called: Jeanne, it is Heifetz.
>>Oy! Thank you, master.
>>Dennis the purist needs be copied.
>
>
> He said if he missed a day of practicing he could tell the difference, if he
> missed 2 days, the orchestra could tell, and if he missed 3 days, the
> audience could tell.
>
Stuart, I'm very much afraid you've just proved -- for the Archives
-- that Dockery is superior to Heifetz.
Dockery can miss six months of practice, and /nobody/ can tell the
difference.
Dennis M. Hammes
>
> Jeanne who was so relieved Charlie Rose survived.
>
WTF??? I noticed a parade of less-than-adequate substitutes...
Will Dockery
Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
> Can you make /any/ noises on /any/ subject, that don't result from
> sucking somebody else's pricks?
Can you make any screaching whines without resorting to the same
tiresome homophobic insult, Uncle Hammes?
Or are you just /projecting/ your own desires and your fear of them?
Dennis M. Hammes
> In message <1152241426.5...@s26g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> "jeann...@aol.com" <jeann...@aol.com> writes
>
>> Will,
>>
>> Let me pretend you exist.
>>
>> Obviously you have not met Dennis
>> nor have you heard his piano concertos
>> which requires muscle and skill and
>> mastery of music beyond your ken.
>>
>> Your assumptions are without basis
>> in fact relative to how he looks and
>> what he is capable of relative to women.
>>
>> A friend of mine in Australia was forever
>> changed by becoming his friend; her
>> books are different; her illustrations
>> were illuminated by her connection
>> with Dennis whose visage adorns
>> a book she sent me ago.
>>
>> Cycling, swordmanship and carpenter
>> skills have shaped the man who is
>> an excellent photographer and whose
>> gardens respond to his extraordinary
>> knowledge of botany and horticulture.
>>
>> He has handled post-veteran pain with
>> panache, imo. He has been unstintlingly
>> generous to less able others with books,
>> tapes and tutoring of all kinds; he is a
>> decent sort and a gentleman who is not
>> short or anything like you suggest, but
>> has presence beyond your knowing
>> without meeting him. Minnesota winters
>> test men before the local spring floods
>> and Dennis, the merry man, must make
>> winters a pleasure for many who benefit
>> from his help and counsel. Of course,
>> he rants from time to time, but who would
>> not, given the condition of our beloved
>> country? Your envy is unbecoming, Will.
>>
> It's a generous testimonial, Jeanne and filled with detailed fact rather
> than "speculation". Unfortunately, you've just directed it at possibly
> the most calculatingly dishonest person on the newsgroup. He's a coward
> AND he's lazy so this will present him with difficulties. My guess is
> that slimy ol' Will is going to read it, summon up all his intellectual
> reserves and debating skills and...
>
> snip it to hell.
>
> Thanks anyway.
>
> Rob
>
>
Much generous. Tnx too.
Dennis M. Hammes
> <jeann...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:1152241426.5...@s26g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>Jeanne
>>
>
>
>
> exactly
Tnx too.
>
> and howdy Ms Khan
Slim Jinn
Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> Vera wrote:
>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Will you explain this "greatness"? Where can I read
> >>>>>your works?
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>After eight years of my poasting on this froup, there is no excuse
> >>>>for your not-knowing.
> >
> >
> > I doubt than any sane person woud be boasting about posting
> > on "froup" or group.
> >
> > My question was where were you published or, if self-publishing,
> > who praised your poetry?
> >
>
> Poor little illiterate.
It always pays to insult your audience, to
let them know you are much smarter.
Fondle up, yellow pricksucker-man.
> Your question, q.v., was "Where can I read your works?"
Now that is haaalarious.
> The answer has been in every poast (less hat-tips) I've put to any
> froup, not to mention the 300+ pomes/year I've apparently thrown away
> /in/ them.
No, really, you failed at poetry long before this century.
I would guess you figured you were a failure in the 70's.
Where you that smirt?
> As for the "greatness," if you can't tell, what difference does it
> make?
But *** I Can!!! ***
Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons.
Dennis M. Hammes
> "Michael Cook" <coo...@speakeasy.net> wrote in message
>
>>exactly
>
>
> Not really... She is a liar like you (I assume...) what else
> really, she has no clue about poetry, like you.
>
>
>>and howdy Ms Khan
>
>
> Heh... Wait till we meet, pissant.
>
> You'll remember me the rest of your hospital life.
>
How very generous.
You think you'll remember /anything/ for the rest of yours?
Besides pain in the present tense, i.e., observed eternity?
You'll chew your head off to escape in less than a week...
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons.