The Thoughts of Genghis Khan
Today yak milk.
Tomorrow yogurt.
Today Russian Bath House
Tomorrow YMCA
Let's protect children, Mexican, trucker drivers, and innocent
underclass commuters from sex offenders. Racism, Sexism, Orientationism,
Ageism, PrettyFacism are all divisions of classism which determines who
gets sex, how, when, with whom, for how much...
ying
p.s. (1) Dave I can't believe they numbered you in AOL.
argues well and from a pure Marxist perspective:
>Let's protect children, Mexican, trucker >drivers, and innocent underclass
>commuters from sex offenders. Racism, >Sexism, Orientationism, Ageism,
>PrettyFacism are all divisions of classism >which determines who gets sex,
how, >when, with whom, for how much...
>
>ying
>p.s. (1) Dave I can't believe they numbered you in AOL.
>
Chris L.--
Mexico, Morocco, Thailand.
I never paid more than $ 5.00.
What's the point of travel
if you can't oppress the natives?
Ying, it's good to read you again
What am I going to do with you. Do you think one day I will actually let you
go down on me?
ying
you never say never
>From: Ying <yi...@uswest.net>
>Dave,
>
>What am I going to do with you. Do you >think one day I will actually let you
>go down on me?
>
>ying
>you never say never
>
>
Trust me, dude. You don't have to worry about me making a pass at you. I stick
strickly to Marines and married guys.
DB
(Who managed to make way serious passes at both Renay and her SO.)
You made a pass at Robert???
-Dancing Bear
Editor-in-Chief, Disquieting Muses
http://www.disquietingmuses.com
Bear's Lair
http://www.hooked.net/~bear
>In article <19990718035100...@ng-cf1.aol.com>, bold...@aol.com
>says...
>>
>>
>>(Who managed to make way serious passes at both Renay and her SO.)
>
>You made a pass at Robert???
>
>-Dancing Bear
doesn't everybody?
his heart belongs to Jim though.
Joy
Joy Yourcenar, Halifax, Nova Scotia
Mythologies http://ebb.ns.ca/myth
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-- Michael Ondaatje
*****Marines, married guys, cowboys, truck drivers.
trust me. except for the extra earring, I AM David.
Renay
*****he's not getting THIS one. look what
happended last time I introduced him to
my man...
Suddenly Single
*****happenDed? what the fuck is that?
see, I can't even type about it yet. the
wound is still too fresh. :P
Renay
lRt
David, Wanna come up? You'd like Robert.
I'll send you a picture. :)
>*****happenDed? what the fuck is that?
>see, I can't even type about it yet. the
>wound is still too fresh. :P
I wouldn't worry, Renay. It's not like
Robert's married or anything...
David'll just drool and pray for your
wedding day.
And think of the great poem you'll get about
the man who steals your men! :)
Bear comments:
>You made a pass at Robert???
Oh, dear. It was late at night and I meant
it as a reference to the well-named LanceMan.
Sympathize w/ Renay: He does "wound" quite deeply! Wish they all did!
DB
"Too many times married men think they're still single. . . ." -- Patsy.
1:45 am Castro Street, San Francisco:
"What are you doing later?"
"Jerk off, I guess"
"Shall I join you?" asked dave
ying
p.s. St James what's up frequent name change? Were you the Renay before?
Robert OR Renay St.James wrote:
> Robert OR Renay St.James wrote in message <30nk3.1983$4J2....@news1.frmt1.sfba.home.com>...
> :
> :Dancing Bear wrote in message <7ms1pe$i...@drn.newsguy.com>...
> ::In article <19990718035100...@ng-cf1.aol.com>, bold...@aol.com
> ::says...
> ::>
> ::>
> ::>(Who managed to make way serious passes at both Renay and her SO.)
> ::
> ::You made a pass at Robert???
> :
> :
> :*****he's not getting THIS one. look what
> :happended last time I introduced him to
> :my man...
>
> *****happenDed? what the fuck is that?
> see, I can't even type about it yet. the
> wound is still too fresh. :P
>
> Renay
*****shut UP, Bear. David, you stay
right where you are!
;)
Renay
*****sing it with me now "oh you can have him,
cuz I don't want him..."
:Sympathize w/ Renay: He does "wound" quite deeply! Wish they all did!
*****damn straight he does. wounded my checking
account, wounded my credit report, wounded my
face a couple times...
:"Too many times married men think they're still single. . . ." -- Patsy.
*****yessir, but what's she say after that?
and it's caused many a good girl to go bad!
An Ex Mrs.
*****no, there has always only been and only
ever will be one Renay. Robert (presently standing
next to the bed, smoking a camel and tipping a
Murphy's) says you can "climb right back aboard
your spaceship and return to whatever planet you
came from cuz you are one wacked out motherfucker."
A St.James by any other name....
David, I'm thinking you should come up in November.
You can sit next to St. James while Renay's reading.
Bear entices:
>David, I'm thinking you should come up in November.
>You can sit next to St. James while Renay's reading.
Hmm. Worked last time w/ Lance. Course, Lance worked construction. And drove a
pickup. And was tattooed. Isn't St. James one of those long-haired hippy types?
And I remember he used to write poetry. One of those literate folks. Icky poo.
DB
But I would like to visit again. See how the finances recover from the possible
East Coast trip.
Heh. You only like 'em if you can make fun of their one eyebrow and they don't
get it.
>DB
>
>But I would like to visit again. See how the finances recover from the possible
>East Coast trip.
Try November. Early November. Heh.
> :"Too many times married men think they're still single. . . ." -- Patsy.
Kitty. Kitty Wells.
>
>
> *****yessir, but what's she say after that?
>
> and it's caused many a good girl to go bad!
Wrong. To go _wrong_. Rhymes with the words of your song.
>
> An Ex Mrs.
... Jim
*****no way! golly, that Patsy Cline was
a smart one, wasn't she?
Renay
:Heh. You only like 'em if you can make fun of their one eyebrow and they don't
:get it.
*****I was awarded the eyebrow in
the property settlement.
Renay
>From: Dancing Bear <bear_d...@hotmail.com>
>>Hmm. Worked last time w/ Lance. >>Course, Lance worked construction. >>And
drove a pickup. And was tattooed. >>Isn't St. James one of those long-haired
>>hippy types?
>>And I remember he used to write poetry. >>One of those literate folks. Icky
poo.
>Heh. You only like 'em if you can make >fun of their one eyebrow and they
don't
>get it.
>
Re: The LanceMan
Yes, They Do Meet
----------------------------
I ran my hand over your brow,
and bit my tongue at our response.
DB
If you liked Lance-a-loser, you'd love FRF
Joy
I write most of my stuff without "thinking".
~Rick Fry~
>From: j...@hfx.andara.com (Joy Yourcenar)
entices:
>If you liked Lance-a-loser, you'd love FRF
Sincerely, I really liked the LanceMan and ithurts me when others make jest of
him. And he's not a loser.
FRF?
DB
*****it'll have to be a birthday gift.
I don't plan on kicking anytime soon.
"this year I got a pony and a rock 'em-sock 'em
robot and a train set and a unibrow!"
Renay
And he's not a loser.
*****BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
:FRF?
*****you have to squnch it all together. think of it as the
sound Fang makes when he's coughing up a hairball.
the rest of us do.
Renay
That's cuz he's the blonde construction dude you've always dreamed of.
Just make sure you bring your wallet, cuz from the way I hear it, you're
gonna need it!
yeah, i thought that was a good one too.
love and kisses,
j r sherman
Bear brings back happy memories:>That's cuz he's the blonde construction dude
you've always dreamed of.
>Just make sure you bring your wallet, cuz from the way I hear it, you're
>gonna need it!
>
I dated a blond construction dude once. Bi- , divorced, ex-con, owed alimony in
three states, been in the pen in two. Lived in an SRO. Took it raw. Wonderful.
Just wonderful.
The Touch
=======
A bump and nudge as bodies attract inevitably
in a commuter-crowded CalTrain vestibule.
Work-greased Haines contacts Land's End oxford
as a large calloused hand presses office smooth
and a sidelong wink produces tumescence.
This is how affairs and fantasy begin
substantiated by blush and lingering glance.
Prescient
=======
"Oh, Lord, not another!" my sister exclaimed.
"Well, you know he works construction. Which means
he's probably blond and married. Or about to get
divorced. His wife doesn't understand him.
He's an alcoholic and you just know he has problems
at work. Don't you ever get tired of these losers?
So, des he still have a license or just get out of jail?"
:-)
DB
Bear warns:
>Just make sure you bring your wallet,
>cuz from the way I hear it, you're
>gonna need it!
Oh, please. what's a couple twenties for gas and some beer? Or a little help w/
the rent? Not like when some dude calls at 2 am and there's been a problem w/
the cops or his gf's pregnant again and needs a . . .
DB
j r sherman says:
I feel there's far too much lit. snobbery on this ng (like you, Bear, Renay,
Joy, etc.) and that you've forgotten the simple joys of kicking back on the
couch after work and sharing brewskis w/ the working man.
I find it distinctly ironic that I, previously accused elsewhere -- and often
-- of being an effete intellectual snob, should be rushing in to the defense of
this smooth-chested dusty laborer who inspired so much of my work. While it
could be all that Bay Area gin, I suspect a lack of respect towards members of
the proletariate (almost wrote "proletarian members", which would have been a
distinct set-up).
Of course, the LanceMan has occasionally erred.But, you only have to look at
him to see how the beauty of his soul surpasses even his looks (and he is
handsome).
Hmm...
======
You seemed like the loaner model,
until your Old Lady screamed
I'm trying to steal you.
To R.--
=====
I praise your husband privately and publicly,
envious of the apple's sheen
ignoring the time it took to grow the tree.
what complete and utter bullshit.
gg
DB>>
if i din know better, id swear you was sweet in the pants.
:I feel there's far too much lit. snobbery on this ng (like you, Bear, Renay,
:Joy, etc.) and that you've forgotten the simple joys of kicking back on the
:couch after work and sharing brewskis w/ the working man.
:
:I find it distinctly ironic that I, previously accused elsewhere -- and often
:-- of being an effete intellectual snob, should be rushing in to the defense of
:this smooth-chested dusty laborer who inspired so much of my work. While it
:could be all that Bay Area gin, I suspect a lack of respect towards members of
:the proletariate (almost wrote "proletarian members", which would have been a
:distinct set-up).
:
:Of course, the LanceMan has occasionally erred.But, you only have to look at
:him to see how the beauty of his soul surpasses even his looks (and he is
:handsome).
*****golly, when you put it that way... I was *such* a sillyhead.
you're right. thank you for opening my eyes. I'm going back.
yes, indeedy. I'll go pack directly. uh-huh. gee, I hope it's
not to late to correct my mistake! what WAS I thinking?!
Renay
p.s. hairy chest.
:Hmm...
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
Bwahhahahahahahahaha!
David, david, david. It's embarassing to see you play the love-struck
professor. Shit, Renay's given you the phone number. Get on the bus,
Gus. No need to be coy, Roy. Make a new plan, Stan. And set yourself
free. :)
says:
>In article <AC0l3.2785$OP....@news1.frmt1.sfba.home.com>, "Robert says...
>>
>>*****golly, when you put it that way... I was *such* a sillyhead.
>>you're right. thank you for opening my eyes. I'm going back.
>>yes, indeedy. I'll go pack directly. uh-huh. gee, I hope it's
>>not to late to correct my mistake! what WAS I thinking?!
>
>Bwahhahahahahahahaha!
>
>David, david, david. It's embarassing to see you play the love-struck
>professor. Shit, Renay's given you the phone number. Get on the bus,
>Gus. No need to be coy, Roy. Make a new plan, Stan. And set yourself
>free. :)
>
You know, I think it's time to play the Terence and announce my departute from
this thread.
>From: "Robert OR Renay
entices, re: the LanceMan
>p.s. hairy chest.
Oh, please. Not that hairy. Juat a little around the sternun. Not like the
FurBear.
And you're still making fun of the poor dude. It's either that or me you're
jesting on.
You may, at least, remember this:
Your Workplace Pronouncement
========================
Your workplace pronouncement:
"You gotta leave me alone now guys,
I've got a boyfriend in California,"
indicates the lure's firmly lodged.
The fish enjoyed the bait.
Comparison
=========
If a thief were to steal laundry off the line,
it would be your's, not your wife's, not your kids's.
So I, too, sit on vacation in Seattly rain,
missing you, not your wife, not your kids.
DB
*****go SouthWest, young man!
Renay
geddit? South. West.
he's in the s.w.
and the airline is southwest?
huh? geddit?
bwaaaahahahah!
gawd, I just crack me up sometimes!
Chicken! Time to buy a rubber or go stand with the rest of the unwashed...
would have us believe:
:>>>David, david, david. It's embarassing to see you play the love-struck
>>>professor.
Ah, Bear. Remember your Plato. From the love of the beauty of one, we are lead
to the love of beauty in the many and from there to the contemplation of Beauty
itself.
Hmm, maybe it is time to buy a ticket and ride the dog out to Arizona.
Watson. the needle!
DB
So you want a Platonic relationship? ;)
>Hmm, maybe it is time to buy a ticket and ride the dog out to Arizona.
Just get on the bus, Gus.
>Watson. the needle!
I knew you'd be bad for him...
In response, Bear writes:
>>Watson. the needle!
>
>I knew you'd be bad for him...
Ha! And you say _I'm_ mean.
> >From: j...@hfx.andara.com (Joy Yourcenar)
>
> entices:
>
> >If you liked Lance-a-loser, you'd love FRF
>
> Sincerely, I really liked the LanceMan and it hurts me when others make jest
> of him. And he's not a loser.
>
> FRF?
>
> DB
Well, I hafta agree w/ David. 'Course, I never tried _living_ with
Lance. But in all my contacts with him, he was friendly. Besides,
Renay told me that Lance hates poetry, and is always bored at readings,
but when _I_ read he sat up and paid attention. So how could I _not_
like him??
... Jim, who thinks anybody who likes his poems can't be all bad :-).
*****it's true he doesn't fancy poetry or poets but he
does know what he likes. I think he was particularly
fond of you, Jim.
Renay
hearlily agrees:
>Bolduc619 <bold...@aol.com> wrote:
>
>> >From: j...@hfx.andara.com (Joy Yourcenar)
>>
>> entices:
>>
>> >If you liked Lance-a-loser, you'd love FRF
>>
>> Sincerely, I really liked the LanceMan and it hurts me when others make
>jest
>> of him. And he's not a loser.
>>
>> FRF?
>>
>> DB
>Well, I hafta agree w/ David. 'Course, I never tried _living_ with
>Lance. But in all my contacts with him, he was friendly. Besides,
>Renay told me that Lance hates poetry, and is always bored at readings,
>but when _I_ read he sat up and paid attention. So how could I _not_
>like him??
>
>... Jim, who thinks anybody who likes his poems can't be all bad :-).
>
>
>
Told ya. Told ya so!
DB
Made a few phone calls. Giving serious thought to getting away to the Grand
Canyon state for a long weekend.
:Told ya. Told ya so!
:
:DB
:
:Made a few phone calls. Giving serious thought to getting away to the Grand
:Canyon state for a long weekend.
*****mmmmmmm, no, think desert...gambling...hookers...isolated
jobsite....lonely nights away from the little woman...
Renay
(I have a map)
Maybe you three could split the cost of a room.
>DB
>
>Made a few phone calls. Giving serious thought to getting away to the Grand
>Canyon state for a long weekend.
Don't forget to bring something bright and shiny for Lance.
>
>Jim Standish wrote in message <1dv9kkw.9p...@1cust156.tnt1.sfo3.da.uu.net>...
>:Bolduc619 <bold...@aol.com> wrote:
>:
>:> >From: j...@hfx.andara.com (Joy Yourcenar)
>:>
>:> entices:
>:>
>:> >If you liked Lance-a-loser, you'd love FRF
>:>
>:> Sincerely, I really liked the LanceMan and it hurts me when others make jest
>:> of him. And he's not a loser.
>:>
>:> FRF?
>:>
>:> DB
>:Well, I hafta agree w/ David. 'Course, I never tried _living_ with
>:Lance. But in all my contacts with him, he was friendly. Besides,
>:Renay told me that Lance hates poetry, and is always bored at readings,
>:but when _I_ read he sat up and paid attention. So how could I _not_
>:like him??
>:
>:... Jim, who thinks anybody who likes his poems can't be all bad :-).
>
>
>*****it's true he doesn't fancy poetry or poets but he
>does know what he likes. I think he was particularly
>fond of you, Jim.
>
>Renay
>
shameless. utterly shameless.
Joy
Joy Yourcenar, Halifax, Nova Scotia
Mythologies http://ebb.ns.ca/myth
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BareIt's PrivateTears Picnic http://ebb.ns.ca/BareIts
"We began with myths and later included actual events."
-- Michael Ondaatje
*****I'll send towels.
Renay
...and David could read his splooged on towel poems!
I'm not the one who says you're mean.
That was Hallman... :)
Dancing Bear incites:
>>:Maybe you three could split the cost of a room.
>>
>>*****I'll send towels.
>
>...and David could read his splooged on towel poems!
Golden Gate
=========
damp November park
the dropped handkerchief
smeared with lube
DB
replies:
>>>Watson. the needle!
>>
>>I knew you'd be bad for him...
OK, I give up. Bought the bus ticket to AZ. Got a babysitter for Fang. I'm
outta here! Back in a few days . . . :-)
DB
Is there a boarder? I'm hope I'm not stopped for carrying, well, substances.
Of _me_?? Oh, if I had only known...
... Jim
:OK, I give up. Bought the bus ticket to AZ. Got a babysitter for Fang. I'm
:outta here! Back in a few days . . . :-)
*****WAIT! YOU'RE GOING TO THE WRONG STATE, dammit!
stay there. I'll come get you and drive you myself!!!
Renay
if that doesn't say love and friendship, what the hell does?
nothing...
you can quote me.
someone already did....
:D
love and kisses,
Chuck Woolery
Ever so helpful, Renay.
Writes helpfully (co-dependent Patsey Cline backgrounding):
>*****WAIT! YOU'RE GOING TO THE WRONG STATE, dammit!
>stay there. I'll come get you and drive you myself!!!
Reney, It's horrible here! I knew there was a reason I don't go inland between
the coasts!
I'm at some sort of combined truckstop motel (yum, yum) and internet cafe
(thank the gods). But, I'm, like, seriously lost.
I think I got the area codes wrong. What state? Where do I need to go? Is it
one of the Klan states? (Nervous shudder.)
Missing Fang already,
DB
And a big hapy birthday to Karla!!!
J R Sherman rightly observes:
>>*****WAIT! YOU'RE GOING TO THE WRONG STATE, dammit!
>>stay there. I'll come get you and drive you myself!!!
>>
>>Renay
>
>if that doesn't say love and friendship, what the hell does?
>nothing...
Yes. You're right. Wonderful woman. I adore her. Though I prefer the LanceALot
(He of the Single Brow) better.
Now, if I can just find out what town He's shacking up in and get out of this
HellHoled state.
DB
:Reney, It's horrible here! I knew there was a reason I don't go inland between
:the coasts!
*****Daved, it's horrible, when you, of all people, typo my name!
:I'm at some sort of combined truckstop motel (yum, yum) and internet cafe
:(thank the gods). But, I'm, like, seriously lost.
:
:I think I got the area codes wrong. What state? Where do I need to go? Is it
:one of the Klan states? (Nervous shudder.)
*****NEVADA , dammit. alone. ALL alone. get thee to Nevada,
my brother. I'm wiring money for an extended ticket. go. now.
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!! do it for me, David. do it for us. ;)
Renay